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Emily's New Beginning

Delicious: Emily's New Beginning is a film in the 10th season of Delicious Series, where Paige was born in the hospital.

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Fabulous Angela Contents
GameHouse Original Stories
Delicious Emily (restaurant) Main cast Emily O'Malley
Delicious 2 Francois Truffaut, Antonio Napoli, Norma, Ziggy
Delicious: Emily's Tea Garden Brad
Delicious: Emily's Taste of Fame Betty, Elvis, Mo, Tashi, Charles, Matthew, Maggie Tyler, Bill Tyler
Delicious: Emily's Holiday Season Angela Napoli, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Richard Green, Paul
Delicious: Emily's Childhood Memories Hunter, Stacey
Delicious: Emily's True Love Jimmy, Jean-Paul, Chuck, Carmen, Carlos, Fresco, Philippe Durand, Amelie, Nadia

Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Brigid Duffy, Kate O'Malley, Paddy O'Malley, Sharon Stepford, Grace Miriam Stepford

Delicious: Emily's Big Surprise n/a
Delicious: Emily's Wonder Wedding Officer Jackson, Reverend Baylor, Flannery, Gillon, Desmond, Ashling
Delicious: Emily's Honeymoon Cruise (Coming soon)
Delicious: Emily's New Beginning
Delicious: Emily's Home Sweet Home Sharon Stepford, Grace Stepford, Billy Beauford, Billy Beauford Jr., Aaron Mahoney, Marissa Mahoney, Enid Templeton, Earnest Templeton, Samantha Beauford, Moon Blossom, Hemingway, Sun Lotus
Delicious: Emily's Hopes and Fears Allison Heart, Daniel Summers, Connor McCoy, John Summers
Delicious: Emily's Message in a Bottle Gino Napoli, Marco Napoli, Vinicio Napoli, Vittorio Napoli, Bianca Napoli, Arabella
Delicious: Emily's Christmas Carol Mary Claus, Jenny Garcia, George, Holly, Brad, Myra, Amanda
Delicious: Emily's Miracle of Life Tina, Gina, Susan, Andy, Mary-Lynn, Stacey, Britney, Dr. Goldman, Elaine
Delicious: Emily's Moms vs Dads Nora, Bob, Levi, Mike, Chad Stepford, Abigail, Sam
Delicious: Emily's Road Trip Tully Anderson, Alfred (Alfie) Anderson
Delicious World
Delicious: Emily's Bed and Breakfast
Delicious: Emily's Cooking and Romance
Fabulous Angela Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge Angela Napoli, Virginia Hills, Amber "Kitty" Jackson, Jenny Garcia, Killian Murrray, Yum-mee, Sally
Fabulous: Angela's Fashion Fever Cindy, Peter, Magic Max, Lori, Celine, Viola, Bruna, Victoria, Yuna, Truly, Eric, Bob
Fabulous: Angela's High School Reunion Chloe Morgan, Emily O'Malley, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Fran Handford, Janet Morgan, Matt Miller, Principal Morgan, Mrs. Stanhope, Keith Miller
Fabulous: Angela's Wedding Disaster Sebastian Worth, Caroline, Yuki Nishimura, Josh Erwin
Fabulous: Angela's True Colors Noemie, Michelle, Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut
Fabulous: New York to LA Kelly Harper
Heart's Medicine Heart's Medicine: Season One Allison Heart, Ruth Phelps, Daniel Summers, Chance Foley, John Summer, Robin Fisher, Connor McCoy
Heart's Medicine: Time to Heal Emily O'Malley, David Quinn, Jenny Pope, Joe Albright, Sophia Gomez, Michael Owen, Mason Hamilton, Lisa Asher
Heart's Medicine: Hospital Heat Victor Hamilton, Mathilda Heart, Ryan Maples, Sam, Stan Theman
Heart's Medicine: Doctor's Oath and onward (Coming soon)
Dr. Cares Dr. Cares: Pet Rescue 911 Amy Cares, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Lisa Fox, Jack Hawkins, Newton, Crystal Upton, Killian Murray, Jasper Kingsley, Sherman, Regina Kingsley, Mr. Kingsley, Jade Kingsley, Patrick O'Malley
Dr. Cares: Amy's Pet Clinic
Dr. Cares: Family Practice Heather Fox, Maria, Alice Cares
Dr. Cares Season 4 (coming soon) (TBA)
Amber's Airline Amber's Airline: High Hopes Amber Hope, Elise Derno, Pamela Idalgo, Karen Scottfield, Emily O'Malley, Allison Heart
Amber's Airline: 7 Wonders Angela Napoli, Jenny Garcia
Parker and Lane Parker and Lane: Criminal Justice Lily Parker, Victor Lane
Parker and Lane: Twisted Minds
Sally's Salon Sally's Salon: Beauty Secrets Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut, Emily O'Malley, Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Angela Napoli, Allison Heart, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Jenny Garcia
Sally's Salon: Kiss and Make Up April, Helen, Nathan, Finn, Britney, Hugh J. Rump, Tilly, Rachel, Vincent
Maggie's Movies Maggie's Movies - Camera, Action Maggie Welles
Maggie's Movies: Second Shot
Primrose Lake Welcome to Primrose Lake Jenny Carlyle, Jessica Carlyle
Two Matthew Butler
Three
Four
Five (Final)
Others Cathy's Crafts Cathy Bradford, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley
Mary le Chef: Cooking Passion Mary Vanderworth, Emily O'Malley, Richard Vanderworth, Topsy Vanderworth, Jennifer, Peter, Sophie Vanderworth, Tony, Dorothea Lowery, Luigi, Morey
The Love Boat Angela Napoli, Captain Stubing, Dr. Adam Bricker, Burl "Gopher" Smith, Isaac Washington, Julie McCoy, Emily O'Malley, Henrik "Henry" Boden, Stacey Skoggstad, Aubrey Skoggstad, Brad Brockway, Sandy Rytell, Lorraine Hoffman, Ronald "Ron" Baker, Jenny O'Brien
The Love Boat: Second Chances Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut, Buddy Stanfield, Ellen Edwards, Helen Edwards, Denise Fredericks, Bert Fredericks
Mortimer Beckett and the Book of Gold Mortimer Beckett, Kate O'Malley
Hotel Ever After: Ella's Wish Ella Centola
Baking Bustle: Chef’s Special
Dynasty Warriors/Orochi series
Wei Man Chong/滿寵, Xun You/荀攸, Cao Xiu/曹休, Li Dian/李典, Cao Ren/曹仁, Yue Jin/樂進, Pang De/龐徳, Cai Wenji/蔡文姫, Zhang He/張郃, Dian Wei/典韋, Yu Jin/于禁, Xu Chu/許褚, Zhang Liao/張遼, Xu Huang/徐晃, Jia Xu/賈詡, Xun Yu/荀彧, Wang Yi/王異, Cao Pi/曹丕, Zhenji/甄姫, Cao Cao/曹操, Guo Jia/郭嘉, Xiahou Dun/夏侯惇, Xiahou Yuan/夏侯淵
Wu Two Qiaos (Xiaoqiao/小喬, Daqiao/大喬), Sun Ce/孫策, Zhou Yu/周瑜, Sun Jian/孫堅, Lu Xun/陸遜, Sun Quan/孫権, Sun Shangxiang/孫尚香, Ling Tong/凌統, Huang Gai/黄蓋, Gan Ning/甘寧, Taishi Ci/太史慈, Zhou Tai/周泰, Lu Meng/呂蒙, Xu Sheng/徐盛, Cheng Pu/程普, Ding Feng/丁奉, Bu Lianshi/步練師, Han Dang/韓當, Zhu Ran/朱然, Lu Su/魯肅
Shu Liu Bei/劉備, Guan Yu/關羽, Zhang Fei/張飛, Zhao Yun/趙雲, Zhuge Liang/諸葛亮, Zhou Cang/周倉, Guan Yinping/關銀屏, Bao Sanniang/鮑三娘, Liu Shan/劉禪, Guan Xing/關興, Zhang Bao/張苞, Fa Zheng/法正, Ma Dai/馬岱, Pang Tong/龐統, Huang Yueying/黄月英, Xu Shu/徐庶, Wei Yan/魏延, Huang Zhong/黄忠, Guan Ping/關平, Ma Chao/馬超, Jiang Wei/姜維, Guan Suo/關索, Zhang Xingcai (張星彩)
Jin Sima Yi/司馬懿, Xin Xianying/辛憲英, Zhuge Dan/諸葛誕, Sima Zhao/司馬昭, Wen Yang/文鴦, Guo Huai/郭淮, Deng Ai/鄧艾, Zhang Chunhua/張春華, Zhong Hui/鍾會, Jia Chong/賈充, Sima Shi/司馬師, Wang Yuanji/王元姫/王元姬, Xiahou Ba/夏侯覇
Other Forces Diaochan/貂蟬, Lu Bu/呂布, Dong Zhuo/董卓, Yuan Shao/袁紹, Zhang Jiao/張角, Meng Huo/孟獲, Zhurong/祝融, Zuo Ci/左慈, Chen Gong/陳宮, Lu Lingqi/呂玲綺
Disney Princesses (in progress)
Elsa, Anna Bjorgman, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Sofia, Snow White, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Tiana, Moana, Aurora, Fa Mulan, Merida, Pocahontas. Raya
Snow White franchise Snow White/Margaretha von Waldeck
Cinderella franchise Original Queen Cinderella Charming, Prince/King Charming, Chad Charming, Lady Tremaine, Fairy Godmother, Drizella Tremaine, Anastasia Tremaine
Dreams Come True
A Twist in Time
Sleeping Beauty franchise Queen Aurora Rose of Auroria, Prince Phillip
The Little Mermaid franchise Original Queen Ariel of Atlantica, King Eric of Atlantica, Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula
Return to the Sea Princess Melody of Atlantica
Ariel's Beginning
Beauty and the Beast Queen Belle, Beast, Cogsworth, Gaston, LeFou, Chip
Aladdin Queen Jasmine Sultana of Agrabah, Prince Aladdin
Pocahontas franchise Original Pocahontas, John Rolfe
Journey to a New World
Mulan franchise Original and sequel Fa Mulan, Li Shang
The Princess and the Frog Original Queen Tiana of Maldonia, Prince Naveen of Maldonia, Charlotte La Bouff, Dr. Facilier
Tiana: The Series
Tangled Original film Queen Rapunzel Fitzherbert of Corona, Eugene Fitzherbert/Flynn Rider, Maximus, Mother Gothel
Tangled: Ever After
Before Ever After Cassandra
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure
Sofia the First series Princess Sofia, Princess Amber
Brave Merida of DunBroch
Frozen series Original Queen Anna Bjorgman of Arendelle, Queen Elsa Frost of Arendelle (aka Elsa Frost of Northuldra), Kristoff Bjorgman, Prince Hans Westergaard of the Southern Isles, Olaf, Sven
Two Honeymaren, Ryder
Three
Moana Original Chief Moana Waialiki of Montunui
Two/The Series
Raya and the Last Dragon Raya, Boun, Namaari, Sisu, Tuk Tuk
Descendants
Original Princess Cinderella, Chad Charming, Princess Aurora, Princess Audrey, Princess (later Queen) Belle, Auradon, Ben, Lonnie, Fa Mulan, Li Shang
Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay, Uma, Dizzy, Celia, Jane, Harry, Chloe Charming
Other animated characters
The Incredibles Series Original Elastigirl/Helen Parr, Mr. Incredible/Bob Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr
Two Frozone, Voyd, Krushauer, Helectrix
Despicable Me series Original Felonius Gru, Vector Hawkins, Margo Gru, Edith Gru, Agnes Gru
Despicable Me 2 Lucy Gru (née Wilde), Dr. Nefario, Eduardo “El Macho” Perez, Antonio Perez
Despicable Me 3 Balthazar Bratt
Toy Story series Original Sheriff Woody Pride, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Sarge, Bo Peep
Two Jessica Jane Pride/Jessie
Three Barbie Roberts/Barbara Millicent Roberts, Ken Carson
Four Ducky, Bunny, Forky
Five
Big Hero 6 Baymax, Hiro Hamanda, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon
Wreck-It Ralph Series Original Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy, Taffyta Muttonfudge, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Gloyd Orangeboar, Adorabeezle Winterpop, Minty Zaki, Snowanna Rainbeau, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Swizzle Malarkey, Candlehead, Sour Bill, Zangief, Surge Protector,
Ralph Breaks the Internet Yesss, Spamley
Inside Out Original Joy, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Fear
Sequel (2024)
Star Wars Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Darth Vader
Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh, Tigger
101 Dalmatians Pongo, Lucky, Patch, Penny, Rolly, Perdita, Cruella De Vil
Haunted Mansion
Mr. Peabody & Sherman Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Penny Peterson
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
Live action films & characters
Indiana Jones Series Indiana Jones, Marion Ravenwood, Sallah
Muppets Original
Muppets Most Wanted Nadya, Kermit the Frog
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings Shang-Chi, Katy Chen, Jiang Nan
Enchanted Original Nancy Tremaine
Disenchanted
The Lego Movie
The Call of the Wild
Barbie (2023) Barbie
Kingdom Hearts
Celebrities
Main American Joy Lofton, Ilyssa Fradin, Morgan Smith Goodwin, The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie), LayCool (Michellle McCool), Doug Flutie, Barbie Blank Coba (Kelly Kelly), Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Lea Michele, Beyonce, Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Cyndi Lauper, Auli'i Cravalho, Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, Dax Shepard, Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Amy Schumer, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, Sofia Margarita Vergara, Ariel Winter Workman, Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson, Landry Bender, Lauren Taylor, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Sabrina Carpenter, Bailee Madison, Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Arielle Vandenberg, Joanna Stern, Mindy Kaling, Katie Lowes, Josie Trinidad, Carrie Underwood, Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jennifer Aniston, Grace Atwood, Kristen Wiig, Mandy Moore, Taylor Goldsmith, Emma Stone, Jerry Springer, Sarah Kate Silverman, Fala Chen (陳法拉), Awkwafina, WIll Ferrell, Harrison Ford, Karen Allen
British Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Emma Watson
Canadian Ryan Gosling, Simu Liu, Carly Foulkes, Will Arnett
Australian Margot Robbie
Chinese Vicki Zhao Wei (趙薇), Yang Mi (杨幂), Zhou Xun (周迅), Fan Bingbing (范冰冰), Tiffany Tang Yan (唐嫣), Angelababy, Eva Huang Shengyi (黄圣依), Faye Wong (王菲), Yao Chen (姚晨), Emily Chen Zi Han (陈紫函), Ceceila Liu Shishi (刘诗诗), Gao Yuanyuan (高圆圆), Liu Tingyu (刘庭羽), Zanilia Zhao (赵丽颖)
Taiwanese Ruby Lin Xinru (林心如), Ady An Yi-xuan (安以軒), Joe Chen Qiao-en (陳喬恩), Ivy Chen Yi-han (陳意涵), Lin Chi-Ling (林志玲), Ariel Lin Yi-chen (林依晨), Jolin Tsai Yi-Lin (蔡依林), Cyndi Wang Xin Ling (王心凌), Michelle Chen Yanxi (陳妍希), Shu Qi (舒淇), Barbie Hsu (徐熙媛), Nicky Wu (吳奇隆), Vanness Wu (吳建豪), Wallace Huo (霍建華)
Hong Kong Twins (Gillian Chung (鍾欣潼), Charlene Choi (蔡卓妍), Kelly Chen (陳慧琳), Joey Yung (容祖兒), Niki Chow (周勵淇/周麗淇), Jinny Ng (吳若希), William Chan (陳偉霆), Candy Lo (羅霖)
Japanese May J./Jamileh Hashimoto (橋本 芽生), Ai Nonaka (野中藍), Miho Ohashi (大橋未歩), AKB48, Miyuki Komatsu (小松みゆき), Junko Shimakata (嶋方淳 子), Akemi Kanda (神田朱未), Emi Uwagawa (宇和川恵美), Shiori Mikami (三上枝織), Hisayoshi Suganuma (菅沼久義), Kanae Ito (伊藤 かな恵), Ichitaro Ai (会 一太郎), Takahiro Yoshimizu (吉水孝宏), Rika Komatsu (小松里歌), Masaya Onosaka (小野坂昌也), Koji Haramaki (服巻浩司), Osamu Ryutani (龍谷修武), Kenji Nojima (野島 健児), Junko Noda (野田 順子), Daisuke Kishio (岸尾だいすけ)
Norwegian Alan Walker
Others Denmark

Commercials[]

AT&T[]

DIRECTV[]

  • This commercial was aired in 2001.
  • Customer: So I can order HBO, right?
  • DIRECTV Professional: Yes, sir. Actually, seven of them.
  • Customer: So, it's got a pretty clear picture, then?
  • DIRECTV Professional: 100% digital quality.
  • Customer: Football?
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  • Kim Basinger: I'm what you call "Sans parents".
  • Dana Carvey: Oh.
  • Kim Basinger: I can go to a movie on a school night, like that.
  • Dana Carvey: In a theater? You should come over to my place. I've got DIRECTV.
  • Kim Basinger (silently speaks): As a ticket?
  • Dana Carvey: I get all the hottest movies in 1080p. I'm what you call, "Sans Cable".
  • Dana bites the red cable, as Kim backs away from Dana.
  • VO: For theater quality picture and sound on every channel, call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • This commercial was aired in 2010.
  • Timothy V. Murphy: Opulence, I has it. I like the best, this one!
  • But I also like savings the money.
  • So when DIRECTV tell me 5 months free for Most Premium Televisions "Paekage".
  • I jump in it!
  • Timothy kisses a mini giraffe.
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  • When you pay too much for cable, you feel down.
  • When you feel down, you stay in bed.
  • When you stay in bed, they give your job to someone new.
  • When they give your job to someone new, he has a lot to learn.
  • When he has a lot to learn, mistakes are made.
  • And when mistakes are made, you get body-slammed by a low-land gorilla.
  • Don't get body-slammed by a low-land gorilla
    • When you have cable and can't record all your shows, you feel unhappy.
    • When you feel unhappy, you go to happy hour.
    • When you go to happy hour, you're up for anything.
    • When you're up for anything, you head to a Turkish bathhouse.
    • When you head to a Turkish bathhouse, you meet Charlie Sheen.
    • And when you meet Charlie Sheen, you reenact scenes from platoon with Charlie Sheen.
    • Don't reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.
    • When your cable goes out, you get stressed.
    • When you get stressed, you need to get away.
    • When you need to get away, you go for something exotic.
    • When you go for something exotic, you get bitten by something exotic.
    • When you get bitten by something exotic, things swell up.
    • When things swell up, you can't go home.
    • And when you can't go home, you become a local fisherman they call Big Fatty Face.
    • Don't become a local fisherman they call Big Fatty Face.
    • When you have cable and your picture freezes, you get irritable.
    • When you get irritable, your work suffers.
    • When your work suffers, the wrong man is convicted.
    • When the wrong man is convicted, he has time to think.
    • When he has time to think, he thinks about you a lot.
    • And when he thinks about you a lot, your house explodes.
    • Don't have your house explode.
    • When you pay too much for cable, you throw things.
    • When you throw things, people think you have anger issues.
    • When people think you have anger issues, your schedule clears up.
    • When your schedule clears up, you grow a scraggly beard.
    • When you grow a scraggly beard, you start taking in stray animals.
    • And when you start taking in stray animals, you can't stop taking in stray animals.
    • Stop taking in stray animals.
    • When your cable is on the fritz, you get frustrated.
    • When you get frustrated, your daughter imitates.
    • When your daughter imitates, she gets thrown out of school.
    • When she gets thrown out of school, she meets undesirables.
    • When she meets undesirables, she ties the knot with undesirables.
    • And when she ties the knot with undesirables, you get a grandson with a dog collar.
    • Don't have a grandson with a dog collar.
    • When you have cable and can't find something good to watch, you get depressed.
    • When you get depressed, you attend seminars.
    • When you attend seminars, you feel like a winner.
    • When you feel like a winner, you go to Vegas.
    • When you go to Vegas, you lose everything.
    • And when you lose everything, you sell your hair to a wig shop.
    • Don't sell your hair to a wig shop.
    • When you pay too much for cable, you feel powerless.
    • When you feel powerless, you want to take the power back.
    • When you want to take the power back, you take karate.
    • When you take karate, you want to use your karate.
    • When you want to use your karate, you become the "Fists of Goodness."
    • When you become the "Fists of Goodness," you run along rooftops.
    • And when you run along rooftops, you fall into a dinner-party.
    • Don't fall into a dinner-party.
    • When your cable company keeps you on hold, you get angry.
    • When you get angry, you go blow off steam.
    • When you go blow off steam, accidents happen.
    • When accidents happen, you get an eyepatch.
    • When you get an eyepatch, people think you're tough.
    • When people think you're tough, people want to see how tough.
    • And people want to see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch.
    • Don't wake up in a roadside ditch.
    • When the cable company keeps you on hold, you feel trapped.
    • When you feel trapped, you need to feel free.
    • When you need to feel free, you try hang gliding.
    • When you try hang gliding, you crash into things.
    • When you crash into things, the grid goes down.
    • When the grid goes down, crime goes up.
    • And when crime goes up, your dad gets punched over a can of soup.
    • Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.
    • When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored.
    • When you get bored, you start staring out windows.
    • When you start staring out windows, you see things you shouldn't see.
    • When you see things you shouldn't see, you need to vanish.
    • When you need to vanish, you fake your own death.
    • When you fake your own death, you dye your eyebrows.
    • And when you dye your eyebrows, you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.
    • Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.
    • When you pay too much for cable, you feel dejected.
    • When you feel dejected, you need some comfort.
    • When you need some comfort, you make a surprise visit home.
    • When you make a surprise visit home, you discover something new about your parents.
    • When you discover something new about your parents, you speed off with tears in your eyes.
    • And when you speed off with tears in your eyes, you drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti.
    • Don't drive into a pizzeria that makes great baked ziti!
    • When the cable is on the fritz, you get tense.
    • When you get tense, you can't sleep.
    • When you can't sleep, you need to sleep.
    • When you need to sleep, you get stranded.
    • When you get stranded, you have to survive.
    • When you have to survive, you eat wild berries.
    • And when you eat wild berries, you chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.
    • Don't chase imaginary butterflies into something highly illegal.
    • It's a "Get Rid of Cable" Twitter Story That We Made on Twitter Together.
    • "Get Rid of Cable" by YOU
    • When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored.
    • When you get bored, you volunteer for lab experiments.
    • When you volunteer for lab experiments, you get addicted to cheddar.
    • When you get addicted to cheddar, you break into houses looking for cheddar.
    • When you break into houses looking for cheddar, you fall down a flight of stairs and land in a time machine.
    • When you fall down a flight of stairs and land in a time machine, you go back to the day you were conceived.
    • When you go back to the day you were conceived, your future father chases you down the street with a shovel.
    • And when your future father chases you down the street with a shovel, you get hit by an ice cream truck.
    • But then fade away from existence anyways because your parents never ended up doing it.
    • Don't get hit by an ice cream truck but then fade away from existence anyways because your parents never ended up doing it. Get rid of Cable and upgrade to DIRECTV. The end.
    • Well, great job. All you guys, did a great job.
    • That was a "Get Rid of Cable" Twitter Story That We Made on Twitter Together. On Twitter Together.
    Get rid of Cable and upgrade to DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    • Man 1: I'm sick of this thing popping up.
    • Man 2: I know. Cable's more annoying than...
    • Dentist sneezes.
    • Man 1: I shouldn't have to stop watching a show or cancel a recording. Cable's worse than...
    • Giant tortoise bites a man's finger.
    • Man 2: Totally. You need to upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. She lets you record five shows at once.
    • Man 1: Wow. DIRECTV is better than...
    • Riding a dirt bike while a hot woman with crossbows shoots to create a flaming tiger explosion.
    • VO: Record 5 shows at once with the new DirecTV Genie. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Husband: I hate the cable only lets us record two shows at once.
    • Wife: Me too. Cable's worse than...
    • Door slams and hawk picks up the dog into the air, wife gasps in horror.
    • Husband: Not being able to record all your shows at once is more annoying than...
    • Man screaming, clowns giggling, man cries out in terror
    • Wife: We need to upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. She lets you record five shows at once.
    • Husband: I want DIRECTV more than...
    • Man laughs when playing a big toy truck, car alarms beeping.
    • VO: Record 5 shows at once with the new DirecTV Genie. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Wife: DVR is full again.
    • Husband: Ah, you're kidding. Cable's more irritating than...
    • A character in the airplane laughs at a passenger.
    • Wife: I know. Cable makes me angrier than...
    • Drivers form a cross shaped traffic jam.
    • Husband: We need to upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. She gives you 3 times more storage than cable.
    • Wife: You're right.
    • Husband: DIRECTV is more amazing than...
    • Man wrestles with the strong competitors and earns a celebration.
    • VO: Get 3 times more HD recording capacity with the new DIRECTV Genie. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Wife: I hate that I can't record and watch my shows in here.
    • Husband: Yeah. It's more annoying than...
    • Man places the car battery charger and sparked in flames.
    • Wife: You shouldn't have to get a DVR for every TV. Cable's more infuriating than...
    • Inflatable humper catches a woman, knocking down.
    • Husband: We should upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. She lets you record and watch from any TV with just one DVR.
    • Wife: Wow.
    • Husband: DIRECTV is more unbelievable than...
    • Man catches a big fish!
    • VO: Now you only need one DVR for your whole home. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Wife: It looks good, except for all those wires.
    • Husband: I know. They look worse than...
    • Man swims up with a lot of spots.
    • Wife: And finding a place for that clunky cable box. That's worse than...
    • Woman taps the aquarium glass and shatters.
    • Husband: Totally. We need to upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. With the Genie you don't have to see wires or boxes in every room.
    • Wife: Really?
    • Husband: Yep. DIRECTV is more amazing than...
    • Man plays a music in the concert, fans are appreciating!
    • VO: Stop looking at wires and boxes in every room. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    Oct 2013

    • Bill: Wait, I think you have the wrong guy here.
    • Narrator: Bill is talking, but the man with the neck tattoo is just not listening.
    • Bill: There's been some kind of mistake.
    • Narrator: If only he was more like Bill's DIRECTV. With DIRECTV Voice Control, all Bill has to say is "find romantic comedies", and there they are.
    • Narrator: Right now, Bill is looking forward to watching Love Actually, and looking forward to blacking out soon.

    Nov 2013

    • Dave: Shoot, go away, squirrels
    • Narrator: The squirrels just aren't listening to Dave. No, they don't seem to care what he says.
    • Dave: Back off!
    • Narrator: But his DIRECTV sure does. With DIRECTV Voice Control, Dave can just say "find kids movies", and his young-ins are neck-deep in family fun.
    • Narrator: Oh if only getting the squirrels to stop was as easy as getting a little Ice Age.

    Dec 2013

    • Greg: Oh, oh, help!
    • Narrator: Greg cries for help are pretty loud and clear.
    • Greg: Let me help!
    • Greg: Help!
    • Narrator: But try as he might, he just can't seem to get what he's asking for.
    • Greg: Baby!
    • Narrator: Not like with DIRECTV.
    • Narrator: With DIRECTV Voice Control, Greg just says "tune into FXX/Discovery Channel", and he gets tuned right in lickety-split.
    • Greg: Somebody!
    • Narrator: Looks like finding some comedies/reality shows sure is a lot easier than finding that motorcycle he was attached to.

    Jan 2014

    • Carl: Um, I just wanted directions.
    • Narrator: Carl wants the mountain people to let him go.
    • Carl: I'd really like to go now.
    • Narrator: But the mountain people just aren't listening. No, they're not like Carl's DIRECTV.
    • With DIRECTV Voice Control, Carl can just say "record FXX at 10 PM tonight," and set a recording from anywhere.
    • Sure is comforting, knowing that when Carl gets away from the crazy hillbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will be waiting.
    Search and record with just your voice. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    • Powerful Fan: Just got NFL Sunday Ticket, every game, every Sunday.
    • Fan: Ah yeah? It's not expensive?
    • Powerful Fan: Nah. Close to $2 bucks a game.
    • Fan: Man, I really gotta get that.
    • Powerful Fan: Mm-hmm.
    • (Another football fan drills from the floor.)
    • Football Fan: Guys!
    • Powerful Fan: Got Sunday Ticket?
    • Football Fan: Yes!
    • (Power wind blows one fan smashing through table.)
    • Businessman: Hey, the guys are gonna come over and watch the game on Sunday, you win?
    • Powerful Fan: You've only got cable, right?
    • Businessman: Yeah.
    • Powerful Fan: I'm gonna be in my place watching all the games.
    • Businessman: Huh?
    • Powerful Fan: I got DIRECTV, with NFL Sunday Ticket.
    • Businessman: Hmm... how much that costs game?
    • Powerful Fan: Nothing, it was included.
    • Businessman: You don't have to pay extra to watch all those games.
    • Powerful Fan: That's what included means. Catch you Monday!
    • (Powerful fan and goddess rode out of the business building.)
    • Powerful Fan: Charge!
    • Husband: Mike?
    • (Powerful fan lands on parking path.)
    • Powerful Fan: Now over the Bears are on.
    • Husband: We don't get that game here with cable.
    • Powerful Fan: Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. You can watch your favorite team no matter where you live. It's like we're back in Chicago!
    • Wife: He's going antiquing.
    • Powerful Fan: He's not going antiquing...
    • (Powerful Fan flies up and lands with wooden cabinet.)
    • Powerful Fan: ...but I got you this.
    • (Powerful Fan takes husband up and dives into NFL Sunday Ticket.)
    • Powerful Fan: Dish, get in here. Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket.
    • Fan 1: Wow, nice!
    • Powerful Fan: Yeah, switch from cable, now getting every single game, Every Sunday.
    • Fan 1: Oh, every game?
    • Powerful Fan: Yeah. It's gotta be perfect Sundays for your own in boys. You guys have enough room?
    • (Powerful fan splits the sofa in two.)
    • Powerful Fan: There you go, that's better.
    • Powerful Fan: Exciting game, I've got to tell you.
    • Jogger: How are you watching that?
    • Powerful Fan: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. It's awesome I get every game, every Sunday afternoon, live on any device.
    • Jogger: You're kidding.
    • Powerful Fan: No, I'm not kidding. I can watch any game wherever I go.
    • (Powerful fan turns the cable truck around.)
    • Jogger: Man, can't do that with cable.
    • Powerful Fan: That's too bad. You know what, you should check this out. Get on. Nope, come on. Quit fooling around now.
    • Jogger: Slow down!
    • Fan: Man, you just missed an awesome play.
    • Powerful Fan: Uh... no, I didn't. I got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket, lets me watch any game I want, get instant highlights, and have all my fantasy stats in one place.
    • (Powerful fan drinks soda.)
    • Fan: Yeah, I really need to switch from cable.
    • (Powerful fan slides and shatters glass door.)
    • Powerful Fan: Oh yeah, can also do this.
    • Fan: That's amazing.
    • Powerful Fan: Yeah, it is.

    2014

    • Football Fan 1: Chris and I have a friendly rivalry: Giants, Cowboys. You know the deal. Oh sure agreed on getting rid of cable and upgrading to DIRECTV with NFL Sunday Ticket.
    • Football Fan 2: It's the only way we can watch our favorite teams every week.
    • Football Fan 1: Sure, we still argue sometimes.
    • Football Fan 2: We're just like any couple really.
    • Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket now for less than $2 bucks a game. (Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS or visit directv.com/nfl)
    • 2013: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • 2014: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    Am I Pretty?

    • Woman: Do you still think I'm pretty?
    • Man: Of course. I do. What's this about?
    • Woman: Since we got DIRECTV, all you talk about is how we can put TVs anywhere without having to look at those ugly wires.
    • Man: No, baby, I meant the cable wires, not you.
    • Woman: Okay. So you like what you see?
    • A marionette woman takes off her white cover. She reveals the red dress.
    • Man: Yeah, I do.
    • Woman: Yeah?
    • Man: Yeah.
    • Woman: I did it?
    • Man: Yeah
    • Woman: How about that?
    • Man: Yes, it's part of a jazzy.

    Father & Son

    • A marionette boy runs to his father, bumping next to the table.
    • Boy: Hey, Dad?
    • Man: Whoa, easy chief. Are you alright?
    • Boy: I heard you tell Mom that wires are ugly.
    • Man: I was talking about the cable wires we used to have dangling from our TVs, but now we have DIRECTV. So we don't have to see those wires anymore.
    • Boy: But, are my wires ugly?
    • Man: No, buddy, no! Your wires... what make you, you little man.
    • The fan caught the wired boy, causing him to fly around in circle.
    • Man: See? You can fly!
    • Boy: This is awesome!
    • Man: I can't do that!
    • A man evades the flying boy.

    No More Wires!

    • Man 1: Check it out. Got DIRECTV, and we can put TVs anywhere, without looking at all those wires.
    • Man 2: And I have cable. Why is it so ugly?
    • Man 1: Well, I mean some are...
    • A marionette woman delivers a lemonade.
    • Woman: Some wires are what, honey?
    • Man 2: Really great. It's really great.
    • Woman: Aww...
    • Man 2: Not weird at all.
    • Man 1: Who said that we're weird?
    • Man 2: Nobody's saying weird I didn't.
    • Two people are cross talking.
    • A woman pours the lemonade and spills.
    • Man 2: I might say, I didn't say... Who said weird?
    • Man 1: Weird.
    • Man 2: He said weird. I said... not weird.

    Marionettes-In-Law

    • Woman: So, major self comfortable. Oh, and dad, you can watch all your favorite shows in here.
    • Father: It looks like it can't. It's not connected to anything.
    • Man: Yeah, feel we have DIRECTV, so we don't have to see all of those boxes and wires!
    • Father: You lend a problem with wires? You want a dance son?
    • Man: Oh, no.
    • Father-in-law takes off his suit and dances abnormally.
    • Woman (whispers): Stop laughing.
    • Father: No. (laughing)
    • Man: It tickles.
    Now you don't need to see cable wires and boxes in every room. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    • Rob Lowe: Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have DIRECTV.
    • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: and I'm Super Creepy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 99.9 percent signal reliability, now that's reliable.
    • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And my cable's out, so I'm down at the rec center, watching folks swim.
    • Rob Lowe: I love that I can watch my shows and be worry-free.
    • Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And I love the smell of other people's hair.
    • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: And I'm Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is #1 in customer satisfaction over all cable TV providers.
    • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Your cable you wait forever for them to show up. I hope it's not a girl, or a guy.
    • Rob Lowe: Fact: DIRECTV has been ranked higher than cable for over 10 years.
    • Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Fact: I can't go with other people in the room.
    • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: And I'm Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is available everywhere, nationwide.
    • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: With cable, you're stuck with whoever's in the area, just like this comb is stuck, right here.
    • Rob Lowe; I have the same incredible TV experience no matter where I live, and I like that.
    • Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: I have arm hair curtains, and I don't like that.
    • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: And I'm Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is the undisputed leader in sports, which means you can watch the games you want to.
    • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: With cable I get to watch some of the games I want to.
    • Rob Lowe: When it comes to sports, with DIRECTV, you have it all.
    • Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: Looks like I'm not having any mayonnaise.
    • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: And I'm overly Paranoid Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: No other TV provider scores higher in customer satisfaction than DIRECTV.
    • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Cable's got me on hold, which gives me time to figure out what the heck the Pearson's building. What are you up to?
    • Rob Lowe: Did you know that DIRECTV ranked higher than cable for the 14th year in a row?
    • Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Did you know they hide listening devices in our cheese?

    (Do not attempt. Especially with soft cheese.)

    • Meathead Rob Lowe: And I'm Meathead Rob Lowe, and I have cable!
    • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get the best picture and sound available.
    • Meathead Rob Lowe: I've got great picture and sound, but I'm talking about that picture, and this sound.
    • Rob Lowe: I can't get over this theater quality experience.
    • Meathead Rob Lowe: And I can't stop saying bro, bro.
    • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm Peaked in High School Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put your TVs anywhere, without having to look at this ugly wires and boxes in every room.
    • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: Cable isn't Wireless, but you just got to put something in front of them.
    • Rob Lowe: I'm still in awe how great my TVs look.
    • Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm still captain of the team!
    • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: And I'm Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, if you tuned in late to the show, you can just restart it from the beginning.
    • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I'm going to miss my show. This shady drifter wants to borrow my car.
    • Rob Lowe: Even if I don't get home in time, with DIRECTV, I just restart my show.
    • Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I just ate this tuna sandwich I found on the bus.
    • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: And I'm Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you only need one HD DVR in your house, and your family can watch in any room.
    • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: My kids were always fighting over what to watch, but that's their stepdad's problem now. Wow!
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV lets you record and store up to 200 hours of HD.
    • Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: I saved $200 bucks by having motel room surgery!
    • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: And I'm far less attractive Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
    • Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 1080p and Dolby 5.1, the industry's best picture and sound.
    • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: With cable, you get pictures, and some sound too.
    • Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is a theater quality experience I can have at home, with all my friends.
    • Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: Uh... I don't.
    Don't be like this me. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put TVs anywhere, without having to look at ugly wires and boxes in every room. But don't just take it from me, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
    • Horse: It's true what she said, pretty great. You know what else is great, I can talk and sing.
    • Horse: (singing) I'm walking on a beach and there's a lady on my back and the...
    • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV rated higher than cable and customer satisfaction for the 14th year in a row? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
    • Horse: Yes, yes, she's right. Anyway, back to my story. So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says, how would you like to be in show biz, and that's how I met Dickey Wittenberger, a horrible agent but a beautiful man.
    • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 99% signal reliability? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
    • Horse: You were expecting a horse but you got a goat, and no one wants a goat. DIRECTV don't give you goats, they give you reliable service. Hannah, I think we just nailed this ad.
    • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is available nationwide? You're not stuck with whatever cable company is in your area. But don't just take it from me. Take it straight from my horse's mouth.
    • Horse: It's true what she says, every single word. It's also true that this is the best bath that I've had in ages. Uh, let's move to the knees, Hannah, you haven't even touched my dirty knees. I tend to get more dirty knees.
    • Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 4K, the best picture format available? It's like a theater quality experience in your home. But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
    • Horse: Actually, I wasn’t listening Hannah. I was concentrating on my walking because I’ve got four-legs, I was like: front-left, front-right, back-left, back-right, it’s more complicated than you have to do, probably.
    VO: Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    • Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have DIRECTV.
    • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: And I'm Bad Comedian Eli Manning and I got cable! Whaaat?
    • Eli Manning: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket gives you every game, every Sunday, all in stunning HD.
    • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: With cable, I get HD as in "Huge Disappointment".
    • Eli Manning: I get every single play with the most incredible picture.
    • Bad Comedian Eli Manning: You wanna see a picture of my mother-in-law? Neither do I!
    • Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket Max. It lets you watch NFL Sunday Ticket games live on all your devices, like your phone, so the games go wherever you go.
    • Miniature Trains Eli Manning: Without Sunday Ticket Max, you can't do all that, so you can spend Sundays with your miniature trains. Hop aboard Mrs. Nesbitt, next stop is Mannington. Choo choo!
    • Tony Romo: Hi, I'm Tony Romo, and I have DIRECTV.
    • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: And I'm Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo, and I have cable.
    • Tony Romo: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch every single game live, from start to finish.
    • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: With cable, you don't get every game, so I channel my frustrations using paper mache.
    • Tony Romo: I can pick out any game I want to watch from the 8 game mix.
    • Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: I mixed a cupcake and a brownie. I'm calling it a "crownie".
    • Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have DIRECTV.
    • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: And I'm out of control beard Andrew Luck, and I have cable.
    • Andrew Luck: Only NFL Sunday Ticket has the fantasy zone channel - it's all things fantasy all in one place.
    • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: With cable, I have to watch the game here, and get fantasy stats here.
    • Andrew Luck: Fantasy Zone takes you play-to-player live so you see everything as it happens.
    • Out of control beard Andrew Luck: I happen to not be wearing a shirt.
    • Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket. It lets you watch every single NFL game live Sunday afternoon, from start to finish, all in HD, makes your place the place to be on game day.
    • Hide and Seek Andrew Luck: Without Sunday Ticket, you can't get all those games, so you can spend Sunday's playing hide and seek with your cats. Meow. Where are you Mr. Jaffer? I'm going to find you!
    • Randy Moss: Hi, I'm Randy Moss, and I have DIRECTV.
    • Petite Randy Moss: And I'm Petite Randy Moss, and I have cable.
    • Randy Moss: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch your favorite team, every Sunday, no matter where you live.
    • Petite Randy Moss: I just moved here. Cable doesn't carry my home team.
    • Randy Moss: I love that I can watch all my old teams like I'm still back there.
    • Petite Randy Moss: And I hate it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf!

    Peyton Manning: Hi, I'm Peyton Manning, and I have DIRECTV.

    • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: And I'm really high voice Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
    • Peyton Manning: Only DIRECTV lets you watch NFL Sunday Tickets games live on all your devices.
    • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: With cable, I can't do that. It's like - ahhhhhhh!
    • Peyton Manning: I get to take all the games with me
    • Really High Voice Peyton Manning: I sing with the Four Tunesmen.
    • Camptown ladies sing this song
    • Doo dah, doo Dah
    • Camptown racetrack five miles long
    • Oh the doo dah day
    • Goin’ to run all night (all night)
    • Goin’ to run all day (all day)
    • I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
    • Somebody bet on the bay.
    • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: And I'm skinny legs Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
    • Peyton Manning: Only NFL Sunday Ticket exclusively on DIRECTV lets you choose which game to watch on Sunday, perfect for hosting.
    • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: With cable, you're stuck with whatever game is on, and there goes my socks.
    • Peyton Manning: This is what Sunday's are all about.
    • Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: This box won't flatten!
    • Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.
    • Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket Max. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.

    Oct 4, 2015

    • Hold the phone, because AT&T and DIRECTV are now one! Which means you can access your DVR at the DMV! Change channels while he changes pants! You don't have to be a couch potato, you can be a trained potato! And to let them watch all the shows they love inside the ride that you really kind of ate. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.

    Oct 30, 2015

    • Well, this is a first. AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, so get ready to laugh here, and cry here, scream over here, and freak out over there! And maybe go back to laughing here, and crying there. Try not to laugh here though it's rude, and maybe don't cry here, people will get the wrong idea. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.

    Nov 20, 2015

    • Believe it, AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, which means you can watch in the house, in a treehouse, or even in Miss Pepper Pi's house! Pause in your PJs and hit play during a PB MJ! Nice! And enjoy some cartoons instead of listening to dad's car tunes. Get the "Best of Both Worlds", DIRECTV at home and 2 Wireless lines from DIRECTV and AT&T.

  • Husband: I forgot to record that show.
  • Wife: Now we have to wait forever to see it.
  • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, you don't.
  • You see, we've got the power to turn back time.
  • That show you missed, let's just go back and find.
  • And let's go back and choose spicy instead of mild.
  • And maybe reconsider having that second child.
  • See? That's the power to turn back time.
  • VO: Watch shows you missed right away. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Husband: Oh, looks like we've missed most of the show.
    • Wife: And there's no way to restart it.
    • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, there is.
    • You see, we've got the power to turn back time
    • So let's restart the show that started at nine
    • And while we're at it, let's give you back your 'do
    • And give her back the guy she liked before you!
    • Hey, that's the power to turn back time.
    • VO: Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Man 1: Oh man, the show's pretty much over.
    • Man 2: Wish we could start it from the beginning.
    • Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, you can.
    • You see, we've got the power to turn back time.
    • Let's start over, let's rewind
    • And let's go back and not quit the gym
    • And have a chance to say goodbye to Grampy Tim
    • Oh, that's the power to turn back time.
    • VO: Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

  • Will Forte: Ah, the freedom to watch your DIRECTV, with unlimited data from AT&T, the steady stream of entertainment.
  • Your favorite shows, streaming on. You can just keep streaming, and steaming, hello Jim.
  • So much streaming, but I'd really like to go home now. My arms are very tired. SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Will Forte: What is Freedom? Yes, it's riding a horse across fields and stuff, but it's mostly getting to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. We're setting families free, so they can stream away and not squabble over. Who's using how much? So go, family, watch, freedom! Ha! SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Will Forte: Freedom is in the air, because now you're free to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. So, snowbound family, you're now free!
    • People stuck in this elevator, man in the trunk, guy caught in a spiderweb, and couple trapped in this relationship - you're all now free to enjoy a whole bunch of stuff! SEIZE THE DATA!
    • Get UNLIMITED DATA when you have AT&T Wireless and DIRECTV. Switch and get up to $650 credits per line.
    • Get our best unlimited plan ever so you can stream and surf all you want with unlimited data from AT&T.

  • Settler: Oh, father, why can't we have DIRECTV like the McGregors do?
  • Jebediah: We're settlers, son. We settle for things. Like having cable instead of DIRECTV.
  • neighbor: Hey Jebediah! How’s it going?
  • Jebediah: Working the land. Hoping for a fertile spring.
  • Neighbor: Alright...
  • Settler: So, we have to live with lower customer satisfaction?
  • Jebediah: I’m afraid so. Now, churn us some butter, boy, and then make your own clothes.
  • Settler: Yes, sir.
    • Lady: Dear, why don't we switch to DIRECTV?
    • Settler: Now, mother, we are settlers. I've settled for cable all my life.
    • Lady: But DIRECTV is the number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
    • Settler: We find our satisfaction elsewhere. The boy has his stick and hoop. The girl, her faceless doll, and you have your cabbages.
    • Lady: And you have your foot stomping.
    • Settler: I sure do.
    • Lady: Dear, if we had DIRECTV, we could put TVs anywhere, without looking at cable wires and boxes in every room.
    • Settler: Mother, we are settlers. We settle for cable and the simpler things in life.
    • Little girl: Like our drab clothing.
    • Settler: That's right daughter.
    • Little boy: And homemade haircuts!
    • Settler: Exactly, boy. Besides, if it weren't for wires, how could cousin Tobias give his privacy?
    • Cousin Tobias: Hey, shut the blanket! I need my privacy!
    • Father: Ah, greetings neighbor, neighbor boy.
    • Neighbor: Yeah, so we're just bringing your son home. He really loves our wireless DIRECTV receiver.
    • Father: He should know better. We're settlers. We settle for cable, but let us repay you for your troubles. Fresh milk for the journey home?
    • Neighbor: We live right there.
    • Father: Salted meats?
    • Neighbor: No, thank you.
    • Father: Hats then!
    • Little boy: Ma, Pa? Why do we settle for cable?
    • Mother: Because we're settlers, and that's what we do.
    • Little girl: But with DIRECTV and AT&T, you can get your TV and wireless service from one provider.
    • Father: Are not we your providers? Do we not provide you with this succulent Jackrabbit pie? This Delicious gray water soup? And a single lick off the family lolly every harvest moon?
    • Settler: Pa, I know we settle for cable, but DIRECTV has been number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
    • Father: How 'bout over 15 satisfying years with that woman over there boiling your clothes. Her layers and layers of layers. Hair that I've rarely seen because it's always under that bonnet. And how she fought off that grizzly and made him into these slippers. That's satisfaction, son.
    • Don't be a settler. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • Don't be a settler. Get a $100 reward card when you switch to DIRECTV.

  • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
  • Peyton Manning: You know, with DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket, you can watch your favorite team no matter where you live, like Broncos or Colts.
  • Cashier: Cool.
  • Peyton, Ah, 18. The old number. Ooh, I have got a coupon for that one.
  • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: E-man!
    • Eli Manning: What's up, Peyton?
    • Peyton Manning: You know, I have DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I get every game, every Sunday, all in HD.
    • Eli Manning: Uh, yeah, I know that.
    • Peyton Manning: So you want to come over? I'll make nachos!
    • Eli Manning: I can't right now, man. I'm playing.
    • Peyton Manning: Oh yeah, alright. I'll pencil you in for Tuesday.
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: Do you like football?
    • Elder man: Yeah.
    • Peyton Manning: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I can watch every Sunday Ticket game live on any device.
    • Elder man: I'm retired. I just sit here, watching nothing.
    • Peyton Manning: Huh.
    • Elder man: If I were you, I'd work as long as you can. Work as long as you can!
    • Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
    • Peyton Manning: Thanks!

    Version Two

    • Lionel: It's Peyton. It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings.
    • Peyton: E-man!
    • Eli: What up, Peyt.
    • Peyton: You know I have DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I get every game, every Sunday. All in HD.
    • Eli: Yeah, I know that.
    • Peyton: So you wanna come over? I'll make nachos!
    • Eli: I can't right now, man. I'm playing.
    • Peyton: Oh yeah. Alright. I'll pencil you in for Tuesday.
    • Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch live games anywhere.
    • Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.

    VO: There are two potential YOUs this football season.

    • The DIRECTV YOU wants to save Tony Romo from a burning building.
    • The CABLE YOU wants to save half a sandwich for the ride home.
    • The DIRECTV YOU does karaoke with Eli Manning.
    • The CABLE YOU puts on his coat like a toddler.
    • The DIRECTV YOU likes saving puppies with Andrew Luck.
    • The CABLE YOU likes a good turtleneck.
    • The DIRECTV YOU gets every NFL SUNDAY TICKET game live on his devices.
    • The CABLE YOU doesn't, so has plenty of time for brunch.
    • Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch games anywhere.
    • Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.

  • VO: Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to stream every NFL Sunday Ticket game on campus? Now you can! Want to watch the sunset with Andrew Luck? Now you can! Want to see Tony Romo playing the sax? Eli Manning dressed as a banana? What I look like when I'm saying this? Now you can! But back to getting NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Now you can! (nflsundayticket.tv)
    • Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Tony Romo playing the sax? Now you can!
    • Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Eli Manning dressed as a banana? Now you can!

  • VO: DIRECTV has been rated #1 in customer satisfaction over cable for 17 years running, but some people still like cable.
  • VO: Just like some people like banging their head on a low ceiling. (Do not attempt.)
  • Drinking spoiled milk, camping in poison ivy, getting a paper cut, and having their arm trapped in a vending machine.
  • Employee guy: Woo!
    • VO: Just like some people like wet grocery bags.
    • Kila: Er... yeah!
    • VO: Getting a bad haircut.
    • Salon customer: Yeah.
    • VO: Overcrowded trains.
    • Women in train: I came.
    • VO: Turnstiles that don't turn.
    • Aaron: Oh, yeah!
    • VO: And spilling coffee on themselves. (Do not attempt.)
    • VO: Just some people like pre-shaken soda, having their seat kicked on an airplane, being rammed by a shopping cart, sitting in gum, and walking into a glass door.
    • Office guy: Yeah!
    • VO: But for everyone else, there's DIRECTV.
    • For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV and for a limited time get a $100 reward card. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
    • For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV and get a $200 reward card. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.

    Cable B. Ware

    • Michael B. Jordan lights up his match stick to ignite the cord as a wick to an explosive box. (Do not attempt.)
    • As the fuse makes it way towards the cable box, professional wrestler Bill Goldberg breaks through a window and somersaults into a room in an attempt to stop the device from igniting.
    • Bill Goldberg: Don't we need that cable box to watch TV?
    • Michael B. Jordan: Nope.
    • Bill Goldberg: Don't we need to run?
    • The film playing on TV is Mr. Mercedes on AUDIENCE.
    • Michael B. Jordan: Nope. It just explodes in a high pitched 'yeahhh'.
    • Upon fuse reaching the cable box, it disappears in a poof of silvery powder with an adorable high-pitched, "Yeahhh!"
    • Bill Goldberg leaves the house.
    • Get rid of cable. Watch live TV with no cable box.
    • TV Version
      • VO: Try DIRECTV NOW for $10 a month for 3 months. No satellite needed.

    Don't B. Stuck

    • Michael B. Jordan is entering the house with his phone while a person is stuck in a wall.
    • Michael: Andrea, what's up?
    • Andrea: Hey. You know... stuck in the old way watching TV, annual contracts, hardware, all that stuff.
    • Michael: Oh no, I'm sorry.
    • Andrea: It's cool.
    • Michael lies himself down across the sofa and watches TV on his phone.
    • Stream live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.

    Can You B.Lieve It?

    • Michael: This is live TV, on a phone,
    • It zooms out one-by-one until the tablet.
    • Michael (in a bathtub): On a phone,
    • Michael (while eating cereal): On a phone,
    • Michael (while sitting on a car): On a tablet, on a cool car, on a driveway...
    • Then, it zooms out once more.
    • Michael (in the swimming pool): And back, on a phone.
    • Watch live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.

    Time To B. Serious

    • Michael: It's over. You need us to sting me used to have...
    • DIRECTV Professional is wrapping up the cable box.
    • Michael: I'm old to look at me like that. I don't need that anymore.
    • DIRECTV Professional: I'm done actually.
    • Michael: Just go.
    • DIRECTV Employee: Yeah, perfect. Get this, you're placed.
    • Get rid of cable. Watch live TV with no cable box.

    B. Free

    • This commercial takes place in a library room.
    • Michael: You know what, we want TV without all that old TV stuff. We want live TV that's annual contract-free...
    • Michael throws the annual contract paper into a fireplace.
    • Michael: ...hardware-free...
    • Michael smashes the cable box with a golden stick and throws into the fireplace that burns.
    • Michael: ...commitment-free...
    • Michael takes off his wedding ring and throws into a fireplace.
    • Michael: ...even couch-free...
    • Michael pushes the couch into a fireplace.
    • Michael: ...walls-free...
    • The library walls collapse into a freedom.
    • Michael: ...pants-free, just completely free to be free-free...
    • Michael wears off his pants and shoes and flies upward and away.
    • Michael: ...because that's how we want it.
    • VO: DIRECTV NOW. Live TV on any stream. Only from AT&T.

    Shredder

    • Michael: Listen, here's a thing. We want to stream live TV, with no annual contracts...
    • Michael shreds the annual contracts papers. He unplugs the hardware from the TV.
    • Michael: ...No hardware (like these bulky boxes)...
    • Michael shreds the hardware with the cable. He takes off the wall clock.
    • Michael: ...No waiting for the installation guide...
    • Michael shreds the wall clock.
    • Michael: ...no worries.
    • A person: I'm worried you gonna put me in there too.
    • Michael: Oh, I am. But let's not worry about that anymore.
    • Michael takes the person turned cardboard figure and folds into a piece and shreds the folded cardboard person into a shredder. (Do not attempt.)
    • VO: DIRECTV NOW. Live TV on any stream. Only from AT&T.

    Contracts B. Gone

    • Michael B. Jordan shreds the contracts as DIRECTV NOW is contract-free.
    • When a gardener is watering the sprouts, he sees the confetti coming from the annihilator.
    • Everyone gathered around for the party and applaud him because the contracts are begone!
    • Stream live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.
    • Michael: I’m so happy for you, guys!

    Allstate[]

    2000s - 2019[]

    2003

    • Dennis: Last Thanksgiving, about 2 million people tried to deep-fry their turkey. 15 succeeded in setting their houses on fire. At Christmas, there was a lot of driving over the river and through the woods and a little bit of skidding on the ice and taking out grandma's garage door. So while you're celebrating, Allstate will be standing by. Trouble never takes the holiday; neither should your insurance. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Six children, 18 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren. Everyone's there for each other. Need a sit-up? Call Uncle Ray. Need work? Call Aunt Grace. Need insurance? Just ask around. Allstate has helped the family for 59 years starting with great-grandma Johnson. And Allstate has what it takes to be there for generations to come. Experience is what keeps your agent and the family. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The music plays while at a party.
  • Dennis; Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking up is easy to do. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Every 25 seconds, a car stolen. This time it's yours. It's a cold, lonely feeling. You need to know your insurance company is there. Allstate's claim specialists begin processing your claim the second you call, day or night. If your car disappears, your insurance company shouldn't. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • VO: Imagine this is your baby.
  • The car workers are dismantling the cars.
  • Dennis: If it's smashed, it could end up in a chop shop. Thieves rip off your car and sell it off for parts.
  • The car workers are storing the parts.
  • Dennis: They profit while we pay millions in higher insurance rates. That's not right. Allstate 600 person fraud team is on it, spotting scams like these so ultimately, you pay less.
  • The police team come to the chop shop.
  • Dennis: Crime doesn't pay, neither should you. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: You probably have a deductible of $500 on your car insurance. Why shouldn't it shrink each year you drive safely? Allstate thinks it should, down to nothing. And you afford not to be in good hands?

  • 60-second version

    • 'From Where You Are' by Lifehouse plays.
    • The teenagers are driving in one direction.
    • VO: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them.
    • Start the Conversation with the Parent-Teen Driving Contract.

    2007

    • The teens are driving.
    • Dennis: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them. The Allstate Parent-Teen Driving contract can help. Get yours from an Allstate agent. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The guy is driving his brand new car.
  • Dennis: Your new car, the ride of your life, do you haven't even made a dent with pennies...
  • When he drives his brand new car, at the city, the collision happens.
  • Dennis: ...and it's gone.
  • Dennis: With "New Car Replacement" from Allstate, if your car is totaled in the first three years, you can get a brand new car, not just the depreciated value. It's time to make your world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
    • The football state driver is stuck.
    • Man 1: You are killing me, bird would.
    • Man 2: Hey. Take the secret shortcut.
    • Man 3: Never heard of the secret shortcut?
    • Man 2: Because it's a secret hand, take it!
    • A team is going down a secret path.
    • Man 3: Not bad for hoot.

    (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)

    • Man 1: You are protecting this trail for would...
    • Man 2: Once, including now.
    • The car is descending in a secret path and makes a crash landing.
    • VO: now would be a good time to have Accident Forgiveness...
    • Man 2: Not too bad...
    • A black car crushes the top of front "Go State" car.
    • Driver 2: "Tech Rules!"
    • VO: ...or New Car Replacement, your choice auto insurance, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: So you got a good deal on car insurance. Are you sure? If a friend balls your car and something happens, are you covered?
  • Magic 8-ball says "Reply hazy, try again."
  • Dennis: Will your rates go up, if you have an accident?
  • Magic 8-ball says "Cannot predict now."
  • Dennis: An Allstate agent will give you straight answers, helping get the protection that's right for you, and can even save you money. Without an Allstate agent, you're behind the 8-ball. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Brunch is breakfast and lunch accommodations that saves you money. Here's another: a bottle. It's home and auto, people who switched both of Allstate saved an average of $503 a year. Tasty.
  • Dennis eats some food.

  • 2009 Part 1

    • Dennis: 1931 was not exactly a great year to start a business. But, that's when Allstate opened its doors. And through the 12 recessions since, they've noticed that after the fear subside, a funny thing happens. People start enjoying the small things in life.
    • The people go to the museum.
    • Dennis: A home-cooked meal, time with loved ones, appreciating the things we do have, the things we can count on. It's back to basics. And the basics are good. Protect them. Put them in good hands.

    Part 2

    • The music plays.
    • Dennis: In the last year, we've learned a lot. We've learned that meatloaf and Jenga can actually be more fun than reservations and box seats.
    • A family plays Jenga.
    • Dennis: And who's around the TV, it's more important than how big it is.
    • People watch the TV.
    • Dennis: But the most memorable vacations can happen 10 feet from your front door.
    • Family and kids enjoy the swimming pool.
    • Dennis: The cars aren't for showing how far we've come, but for taking us where we want to go.
    • Dennis: We've learned that the best things in life don't cost much at all, and at Allstate, they don't cost much to protect. So protect them. Put them in Good Hands.

    2007

    • Dennis: Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. But only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus for every 6 months you don't have an accident. And you afford not to be in good hands?

    2007

    • VO: Most of us look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen. An Allstate agent knows that all too often.
    • A flash forward to the fiery house.
    • VO: It does.
    • Then it flashes to the new house.
    • VO: And they offer innovative ways to help protect your world.
    • A flash forward to the accident scene.
    • VO: By Accident Forgiveness.
    • Flashes before the theft.
    • VO: Identity restoration coverage.
    • A flash to the wedding before the funeral.
    • VO: And life insurance, for the unthinkable.
    • Dennis: These days, you need more than just an insurance agent. You need an Allstate agent. Someone who makes it their business to help protect you. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • The things are flying over the road.
  • Dennis: Think of all the things we do while driving: talk on the phone, grab a quick bite, get ready for work.
  • Dennis: All we're really doing is doubling our chances of having an accident. Most insurance companies give you a discount for doing these things less.
  • The flying objects freeze.
  • Dennis: Only Allstate gives you that plus an extra bonus every six months you don't have an accident.
  • The objects fall down and break.
    • The drivers drive while doing other things.
    • We've all seen them: The Makeup Artist, The Dedicated Investor, Mr. Change-your-pants-while-driving. Multitasking doubles your risk of an accident.
    • Dennis takes the food from a driver.
    • Dennis: Do it a little less, and now Allstate will give you a bonus. Cash off your renewal bill for ever six months you don't have an accident.
    • A woman plays with a dog while driving.
    • Dennis: Part of your choice auto, only from Allstate.
    Dennis: It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2006

    • A drivers drives with a coffee on-hand. He hits the brakes hardly, beginning a slow-motion.
    • Dennis: All season radio tires, anti-lock brakes...
    • A drivers throws the coffee.
    • Dennis: ...electronic stability control, they made everything about the automobiles safer, except the driver.
    • A car hits another car.
    • Dennis: Introducing the "Safe Driving Bonus", new from Allstate. With cash off your renewal bill for every six months you don't have one of these. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2008

    • Dennis: Before you hit the road, you probably have a routine. Adjust the mirrors, check. Click your seat belt, find the favorite station, and avoid hitting the mailbox. Check, check, and you get the idea.
    • Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. Only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus check every 6 months you're accident free. For being extra careful, you deserve an extra reward. That's Allstate's stand. And you afford not to be in good hands?
    • Dennis: I'm here with Kasey Kahne, to introduce the Allstate safe driving bonus check. Just drive safe for 6 months...
    • Kasey: ...and Allstate will send a check, right to your mailbox.
    • Dennis: Because the best drivers in the world deserves...
    • The white car hit the race car.
    • Dennis: Wow.
    • The white car windows down and the ladies wave to the racer.
    • Dennis: Like I said, accident forgiveness, part of your choice auto, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Violet lady: Great. Just about one.
    • A lady gets a camera to take a picture with a racer and ladies.
    • Lady #2: Super starring in that commercial.

    2010

    • Dennis: Here's a myth: you get nothing for driving safely. Truth: At Allstate, you get a check in the mail, twice a year every year you don't have an accident. The Safe Driving Bonus Check. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like Allstate.

    2011

    • VO: You're a safe driver.
    • The cars brake hard to halt in near-collision.
    • VO: Isn't it about time you got paid for being one?
    • Female Agent: Only Allstate will send you an actual bonus check worth up to five percent of your premium every six months you go without an accident. Call an Allstate agent now or 866-601-9500, so you can get the rewards you deserve.
    • The scene where collisions happen.
    • VO: This is not the time to wish you have accident forgiveness.
    • Female Agent: Now is the time to get accident forgiveness from Allstate. Starting the day you sign up, your rates won't go up just because you have an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-601-9500 before you drive again.
    • Another scene where collisions happen.
    • VO: This is not the time to wish you had better insurance.
    • Female Agent: You don't have to skimp on quality protection with Allstate. In fact, drivers who switched from GEICO to Allstate saved an average of $473 a year, and you don't have to wait for your current policy to expire. Call 866-601-9500.
    • Dennis: And you afford not to be in good hands?

    2012

    • Woman: Remember when you said men are superior drivers?
    • Man: Yeah.
    • Woman: Yeah, then how do you get it...
    • VO: Allstate safe driving bonus check.
    • Woman: ...so weird, right? My agent Tom said...
    • VO: Only Allstate sends you a bonus check for every six months you're accident free.
    • Woman: ...but I'm a woman. Maybe, it's a misprint. Does it look like a misprint.
    • Dennis: Silence. Ask an Allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. Are you in good hands?

    2013

    • Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers. The safe driving bonus check, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Waiter: Okay ladies, whenever you're ready.
    • Ladies: Thank you.
    • Red lady: I got this.
    • Blonde lady: Oh, no, I'll get it!
    • Red lady: Let me get it.
    • Blonde lady: Uh-uh-uh
    • Red lady: I don’t want you to pay for this.
    • Blonde lady: It’s not happening, honey.
    • Dennis; Let her get it. She got her safe driving bonus check from Allstate last week, and it's her treat.
    • Blonde lady: What about a tip?
    • Dennis: Oh, here's one... get an Allstate agent.
    • Blonde lady: Nice.
    • Female VO: Switch today and get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely only from Allstate. Call 866-905-6500 now.
    • The men are reacting to the Sports TV.
    • Fat fan: Here we go! Hold on man, is that a leak up there?
    • Dennis: That's a drip.
    • Fan #3: Whoo. Okay.
    • The second floor drip cracks open and water spills, causing wreckage.
    • Fan #1: Aah.
    • Dennis: Now that's a leak.
    • Fat fan: That is a leak!
    • Dennis: And if you don't have Allstate Renters Insurance, game over!
    • Female VO: Protect your valuables from things like water damage, for as low as $4 a month when you add renters insurance to your Allstate auto policy. Call 866-905-6500 now. Plus, drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year.
    • Dennis: Just a few more ways Allstate is changing car insurance for good.
    • Female VO: Call and Allstate agent and get a quote now.

    2017

    • Driver: It's okay that everybody ignores me when I drive. It's fine, because I get a safe driving bonus check every six months I'm accident free. Because I don't use my cell phone when I'm driving. Even though my family does and leaves me all alone. Here's something else I don't share it with mom I don't. Right, Mom? I have a brand new putter you don't even know about. It's awesome.
    • VO: Safe driving bonus checks only from Allstate.
    • Driver: Sometimes I leave the seat up on purpose.
    • VO: Switching to Allstate is worth it.

    2009

    • A car collides with another car.
    • VO: You get hit while making a left, you're at fault.
    • A flash to the driver.
    • VO: But what if you were set up? It's called the "Drive Down Scam".
    • The guy waves.
    • VO: When guy waves you on, then blocks your way. While his accomplice...
    • Another car hits one car.
    • VO: ...finishes the job.
    • The car goes.
    • Dennis: Scams like this can add hundreds to your insurance bill. That's why Allstate has a dedicated fraud team, fighting fraud helps keep your insurance affordable. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: What would you say if I told you that drivers who switched from GEICO to Allstate saved an average of $473 a year?
  • Man: No way!
  • Dennis: Way!
  • A man closes the trash.

  • Dennis: Heard that saying "less is more"? But with Allstate, more is actually less. The more policies you switch, the less you pay. Discounts for combining your car insurance with home insurance, motorcycle, ATV, boat, another car, motor scooter, motor homes, snowmobiles...

  • Dennis: Trouble never sleeps, but sometimes Allstate agents have to. They're only human, but don't worry. The Good Hands are always available day and night, by phone and online. Good night!
  • Brad: Take care.
  • Brad leaves the building.

  • Dennis: Have an accident, and your rates could shoot up as much as 40 percent just because of it. But with Allstate Accident Forgiveness, they'll shoot up exactly zero. Can you afford not to be in good hands?
  • 2007

    • There was a normal traffic. A speeding car crashed into a car with a mother. The car spun wildly.
    • Dennis: If you saw that coming, call any insurance company. If you didn't, call Allstate.
    • Woman gets off the car with her son.
    • Dennis: Only Allstate has accident forgiveness, starting the day you sign up, not three years later. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    Football Coach

    • Man 1: Why you only give me?
    • Man 2: Cause I have a high in my hand.
    • Man 3: Hey hey hey. There's a Ball Big Bag.
    • They're seeing the statue.
    • Man 3: I'm going to touch him.
    • The door opens then it gets crashed by the black car while he's trying to get out.
    • Dennis VO: Now would be a good time to have accident forgiveness, part of Allstate Your Choice Auto Insurance. Are you in good hands?

    Statue

    • Man 1: There's a ball big bag statue. Hold your breath until he passes it.
    • The traffic signals go red, and it stops.
    • (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
    • The man is blowing out goop and the right seat steers the wheel while the driver is asleep and crashes into the statue. The athletes are shocked while the statue falls into the car.
    • Player 1: Hey, Ball big bag statue. So lifelocked.
    • Player 2: Hey, em?
    • Cheerleader: Get 'em!
    • The car backs up and crashes on the back.
    • Dennis VO: Did you have Accident Forgiveness? Call Allstate to sign up today. Are you in good hands?

    2009

    • Dennis: When that light stays yellow for three seconds...
    • The cars beep in the intersection.
    • Dennis: ...or six. If the tire shreds, where will it land?
    • The traffic is flowing while one car door opens.
    • Dennis: Uncertainly on the road can lead to an accident. That's why there's "Accident Forgiveness." Now your rates won't go up just because of an accident. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?

    2010

    • The kids ride their toy bikes.
    • Woman: What?
    • VO: Now I'll always forgave you, even when you did something wrong. Wouldn't it be nice to get that?
    • The glass jar falls to the floor and shatters. Images involving the accident.
    • VO: The real world?
    • The drivers get out of their cars.
    • Dennis: With Accident Forgiveness, part of your choice auto only from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up. It's time to make your world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
    • Dennis: Here's the truth: your rates don't have to go up just because of an accident. Now that you get Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.

    2011

    • Dennis: If insurance were sold in the grocery store...
    • A woman takes a big State Farm container from the shelf.
    • Dennis: ...Whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
    • Lady customer: What?
    • Dennis: Just like that? Did you even see the Allstate?
    • Lady customer: It's cute. What is it?
    • Dennis: Great insurance. You get Accident Forgiveness, Deductible Rewards, Safe Driving Bonus Checks, plus a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance just for calling.
    • A lady has Allstate pack instead of State Farm.
    • Lady customer: SOLD.
    • Dennis: Tiny tow truck -- works every time. Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.

    2012

    • Dad: My insurance rates are probably gonna double.
    • Girl: But Dad, you've got...
    • VO: Allstate. With Accident Forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
    • Dad: Smart kid.
    • VO: Indeed.

    15-second version

    • Dennis: Are you in good hands?

    30-second version

    • Dennis: Ask an Allstate agent about accident forgiveness. Are you in good hands?
    • Male VO: Allstate Accident Forgiveness starts the day you sign up. In Egg Harbor Township in Northfield, call Allstate Marc Ludwig at 609-645-6999.

    2013

    • Dennis: Being 16, Alex thinks he's invincible. His dad knows he's not. That's why Dad got Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.
    • Female VO: With Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-439-0300 now.
    • Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
    • Female VO: Get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely. Switch to Allstate today. Call an Allstate agent now and see how much you could save.
    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan.
    • Female VO: Switch to the Allstate value plan and see how affordable better protection can be. Call 866-439-0300 now.
    • Dennis: Let an Allstate agent help you save. Are you in good hands?
    • Female VO: Call an Allstate Agent and get a quote now.

    2014

    • The family is chatting.
    • Man: We get going?
    • Woman: Yeah. Happy Birthday, Jack.
    • Jack: Thanks, sweetheart. Take care of my baby girl!
    • Man: No, wait.
    • Woman: You sure you don't want me to drive?
    • Man: Come on. Finally had a few.
    • The man drives a car. It hit the construction truck's back.
    • The man cries.
    • Man: Julie. Julie. Julie.
    • Female VO: And that's why you want Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. It keeps your rates from going up, just because of an accident.
    • The rescue team helps Julie from injuries, getting her into the hospital. The man is wounded.
    • Rescue Team: Can you hear me? Help for me? What’s your first night?
    • Female VO: Talk to your local Allstate agent today. Call 877-288-1100 now.

    2017

    • Man: Mom, Dad, Hi. I had a very minor fender-bender tonight in an unreasonably narrow fast-food drive-through lane. But what a powerful life lesson and don't worry, I've everything handled, I already spoke to our Allstate agent, and I know that we have accident forgiveness, which is so smart on your guy's part. Like the fact that they'll just forgive you.
    • Mom: 4 weeks without the car.
    • Man: Okay. Yep. Good night.
    • VO: With Accident Forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident. Switching to Allstate is worth it.

  • Woman: I had a nightmare. Dad's got fire. We deliver your mother, and I lost a shoe.
  • Man: Oh, that's awful, and random, but we have insurance. (Perfect may claim our rate will go up.)
  • Mike: Shh. We did it right, yeah, Allstate claim rateguard say rates won't go up just because of a claim.
  • Man: Oh, you're still in a dream?
  • Dennis: No. You're in an Allstate commercial. So get Allstate home insurance with the Claim Rateguard. Good night.
  • Woman: You're so many people on our bedroom.
  • VO: Talk to an Allstate agent and let the good like in.

  • 2011

    • A stranded driver is at the market.
    • Dennis: Allstate wants everyone to be protected on the road, whether you're an Allstate customer or not. All you have to do is call.
    • Ilyssa Fradin VO: Call Allstate Now and you'll get a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance.
    • Dennis VO: Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.

    Version two

    • Female VO: And if you call now, your first tow in Good Hands Roadside Assistance is Free! Simply get a quote on any Allstate Insurance policy. That's a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance just for calling. And a free tow just for quoting. Call now!

    2013

    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. And saving money with Allstate doesn't stop paying. Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
    • Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. See how much you could save with Allstate. Are you in good hands?
    • Man gets out of driver’s car.
    • Man 1: My bad.
    • Man 2: Tell me you have good insurance.
    • Man 1: Yep, I’ve got...
    • VO: Allstate.
    • Man 2: Really? I was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy.
    • Man 1: No, I've got...
    • VO: The Allstate Value Plan. It's their most affordable car insurance, and you still get an Allstate agent.
    • Man 2: I too have...
    • VO: Allstate.
    • Man 2: Same agent and everything.
    • Man 1: It's like we're connected.
    • Man 2: No, we're not.
    • Man 1: Yeah, we are.
    • Man 2: No, we're not.
    • Dennis: The Allstate Value Plan. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
    • a husband talks to a pregnant wife, prepared with a nursery.
    • Husband: Babies are not cheap.
    • Wife: We should switch our car insurance to...
    • VO: Allstate. Their value plan is affordable, and it still comes with an Allstate agent.
    • Husband: I'm so in love with you right now.
    • His wife smiles.
    • Dennis: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
    • Dennis: Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Here's a myth: nothing bad will ever happen. The Truth: sooner or later, a little Mayhem hits us all. Today, there will be 15,920 accidents. And that's just cars. If you've got cut-rate insurance, it probably doesn’t make you feel too good. But this will: Allstate can give you a low price without cutting coverage. Dollar for dollar, nobody helps protect your car, your boat, your home, your world from Mayhem, like Allstate.
    • Dennis: There's this myth: that you can't lower your price on car insurance without cutting coverage. Here's the truth: drivers who switched to Allstate save money and got more protection.
    • Dennis: There's a myth: you can't switch car insurance until your policy expires. Here's the truth: you can switch to Allstate whenever you darn well please. And if you get Allstate today, you can get an early signing discount up to an extra 10% off, even better, an Allstate agent and do the switching for you. Let the good hands give you a great price, and make it easier for you.
    • Dennis: Here's the truth: safe drivers cost everybody less. That's why they pay less. But in Allstate, they pay a whole lot less. In fact, safe drivers can save 45% or more on their car insurance. Protect your home with Allstate too, and you can save an extra 10%. Think Allstate's expensive? Think again. Now that you know the truth, let the good hands give you a great price.
    • Dennis: A lot of people think car insurance is one-size-fits-all. Here's the truth: at Allstate you can personalize your car insurance policy to fit your life. Choose your deductible how you pay, your coverage, including features like Accident Forgiveness, and the Safe Driving Bonus Check. No cookie cutter policies at Allstate. Let the good hands give you the protection that fits you at a great price.
    Dennis: Insurance myth: price price price. Insurance truth: protection protection protection. There's a reason you have car insurance to help protect you from the Mayhem out there. Uninsured motorist, falling tree branches, car thieves, texting drivers, the uncertainties you'll find on America's streets and highways. Want to sleep better? Let the Good Hands give you great protection at a great price.

    • The biker arrives at neighbor’s house.
    • Man 1: Back in the saddle.
    • Biker: Gotta fixed up since the accident.
    • Man 2: Sounds like a weed whacker? Yeah (laughs)
    • Man 1: You need an...
    • VO: Allstate agent. They guarantee your bike is always fixed with genuine parts.
    • Biker: Is it that bad?
    • Neighbor: Hey man! You want a rake?
    • The lawn cutter is active. They laugh.
    • Dennis: Always get genuine parts. Get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?

  • The workers are busy doing construction.
  • Worker 2: What's the matter?
  • Worker 1: Uh, trouble with a car insurance claim.
  • Worker 2: Ah, claim trouble!
  • VO: You should just switch to Allstate and get their new Claim Satisfaction Guarantee.
  • Worker 3: Hey, he's right, man.
  • VO: Only Allstate put their money where their mouth is.
  • Manager: Yep.
  • VO: Claim service so good, it's guaranteed.
  • Manager: So I can always count on them. Unlike Randy over there.
  • A worker drills on the ground to create smoke, then he throws the worker hat to the ground.
  • Worker 3: That is one dumb dude.
  • Dennis: The new Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: Juggling insurance policies at different companies is a pain.
  • A customer picks up the Allstate and drops. He gets Farmers instead.
  • Dennis: But with Allstate, bundling policies is easy and can save you money.
  • The store associate gives the customer an Allstate bundle.
  • Store associate: You should try this instead.
  • Customer: Thank you... yeah...
  • Dennis: Now she should be an Allstate agent. Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.
  • Female VO: Introducing the Allstate Auto + Life discount. Now when you protect your family with Allstate Life Insurance you can save even more on Allstate Car Insurance. Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.

  • Dennis: It's always the same to love. Who gets the Safe Driving Bonus Check.
  • Man: Rock beats scissors!
  • Woman: Wife beats rock.
  • Dennis: And with two checks a year, everyone wins.
  • Ilyssa Fradin VO: Switch today and get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely only from Allstate. Call 866-906-8500 now.
  • Dennis: Zach really loves his new camera. Problem is... this isn't Zach.
  • Zach takes pictures.
  • Dennis: It's a friend of a friend who was at Zach's party and stole his camera. But Zach's got it covered... with Allstate Renters Insurance.
  • Female VO: Protect your valuables for as low as $4 a month when you add renters insurance to your Allstate auto policy. Call 866-906-8500 now.
  • Girl: What are you doing?
  • Father:: We're switching car insurance.
  • Girl: Why?
  • Father: Because these guys are the cheapest.
  • Girl: Why?
  • Dennis: Good question. Because a cut-rate price could means cut-rate protection.
  • Girl: You should listen to this guy.
  • Female VO: With Allstate, you get great protection and a great price, plus an agent! Drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year. Call now and see how much you can save.
  • Dennis: Just a few more ways Allstate is changing car insurance for good.
  • Female VO: Call an Allstate agent and get a quote now.

  • VO: This little guy is about to make his first deposit.
  • Man: We'd like to open up his savings account for him.
  • Woman: Yes. Yes.
  • Banker: That'd be great.
  • VO: Thanks to Mom and Dad, and their safe driving bonus check from Allstate.
  • Banker: Oh, look at this. Safe driving bonus. So you're a safe driver?
  • Baby: No.
  • Dennis: Lucky little fella.
  • Female VO: Only Allstate gives you two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safe. Get the right protection and the rewards you deserve, only from a local Allstate agent. Plus, call now and save up to 25% on your home insurance when you add an auto policy.
  • Dennis: Just a few more ways the good hands are doing more than ever before.
  • Female VO: See what the personal service of an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 800-317-2541.
  • 2016

    • VO: This little guy is about to make his first deposit.
    • Man: We'd like to open up his savings account for him.
    • Woman: Yes. Yes.
    • Banker: That'd be great.
    • VO: Thanks to Mom and Dad, and their safe driving bonus check from Allstate.
    • Banker: Oh, look at this. Safe driving bonus. So you're a safe driver?
    • Baby: No.
    • Dennis: Lucky little fella.
    • Ilyssa Fradin VO: Only Allstate gives you two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safe. See how much more an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 877-644-3100.
    • VO: Like the most families, Dad is always the last to know.
    • Dad: Oh.
    • VO: That's why Accident Forgiveness was the first thing he asked for, when he switched to Allstate.
    • Dad: Michael James!
    • Dennis: Middle name. Not good.
    • Female VO: Get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate and keep your rates from going up just because of an accident. Find out how a local Allstate Agent can help better protect your family. Call one right now. Plus, drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year.
    • Dennis: Just a few more ways the good hands are doing more than ever before.
    • See what the personal service of an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 877-644-3100.

  • Dennis: This Mayhem in the world, like it or not, is a part of life. Mayhem doesn't announce himself, doesn't call ahead. Mayhem doesn't care if you're on vacation, or just remodeling kitchen. Or just said, "I do." And all Mayhem may be part of life, with an Allstate agent you don't have to live through it alone. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis: You swore you'd never do it.
  • Pregnant woman and a man explore the vehicles.
  • Dennis: Trading in your sporty little two door for a minivan? But here you are. Counting cup holders, and captain's chairs.
  • Pregnant woman: You're in.
  • Female VO: Not to worry, Allstate can help you save an average of $3,000 on an new car. Let an Allstate agent surprise you by helping you get a deal on the car you might not want but really need. Call 877-279-9200 now.
  • Dennis: The car seat, the baby booties, and ointments you've never heard of. It all adds up. That's where the good hands can help.
  • Female VO: Now Allstate can help you save 20 percent or more on a new car seat. So you have a little extra for all the extras.
  • Man: Think you're in the missing seat?
  • Female VO: Talk to an Allstate agent and start saving today.
  • Pregnant woman: Done with the car seat?
  • Female VO: And if you call right now, you can get 2 safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safe, only from Allstate.
  • Dennis: Just a few more ways the good hands are doing more than ever before.
  • Female VO: Call 877-279-9200 now.

  • Mid Game

    • Dennis: Tonight, Matt and Shannon learned that when you use social media to let your friends know where you are, you also let burglars know where you are not. Talk to an Allstate agent to make sure your home is fully protected. Because Mayhem is everywhere.

    Post Game

    • Dennis: Tonight, Matt and Shannon learned the hard way that when you use social media to let your friends know where you are, you also let burglars know where you are not. More and more, burglars are using social media to find their targets. Be careful what you share, when you share, and with whom you sharen't. Learn more at Allstate.com/AwareShare. And talk to an Allstate agent to make sure your home is fully protected. Because Mayhem is everywhere.

  • The motorbike drivers are riding on the road.
  • VO: No matter who rides point, there are over 10,000 Allstate agents riding sweep. Call one today. Are you in good hands?

  • Dennis sits in an armchair in the middle of a street as cars pass by. (Professional driver on a Closed Course. Do not attempt.)
  • Dennis: Fact is, every insurance company hopes you drive safely. But Allstate actually helps you drive safely... with Drivewise. It lets you know when you go too fast... and brake too hard. With feedback to help you drive safer, giving you the power to actually lower your cost. Unfortunately, it can't do anything about that. Now that you know the truth... are you in Good Hands?

  • Dennis Haysbert walks on the street road. (Do not attempt.)
  • Dennis: Fact is, there are over 9,600 roads named Park in the U.S. It's America's most popular street name. But Allstate agents know that's where the similarity stops. If you're in Park Street in Reno, Nevada, the high winds of the Washoe Zephyr could damage your siding. And that's very different than living in Park Avenue in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, where ice dams could cause water damage. But, no matter what Park you live on, one of 10,000 global Allstate agents knows yours. Now that you know the truth... are you in Good Hands?
  • TV Version

    • Dennis: The fact is, there are over ninety-six hundred roads named "Park" in the U.S. It's America's most popular street name. But Allstate agents know that's where the similarity stops. If you're on Park Street in Reno, Nevada, the high winds of the Washoe Zephyr could damage your siding. And that's very different than living on Park Ave in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, where ice dams could cause water damage. But no matter what Park you live on, one of 10,000 local Allstate agents knows yours. Now that you know the truth, are you in Good Hands?

  • Dennis: "Once in 500 Years" storm should happen every 500 years, right? Fact is, there have been twenty-six in the last decade. Allstate is adapting, with drones to assess home damage sooner. And if a flying object damages your car, you can snap a photo and get your claim processed in hours, not days. Plus, Allstate can pay your claim in minutes. Now that you know the truth... are you in Good Hands?

  • Dennis: Hey, can I...
  • Guy: Hold on, one second....
  • Dennis: Sure.
  • The guy writes a note.
  • Guy: Okay... okay, safe drivers save 40%!!!
  • Guy: Guys! guys!
  • The chefs follow the quote.
  • Phil: Check it out! It’s safe drivers save 40%!!!
  • Guy: Safe drivers save 40%!
  • Two cooks: Safe drivers save 40%.
  • Man: That's safe drivers save 40%.
  • Woman: Woman: It is, that's safe drivers save 40%.
  • Man: He's right there.
  • Woman: It's him! He's here.
  • Man: He's right here.
  • Dennis turns to that man.
  • Man: Hi!
  • Dennis: Hey
  • Man: Hey! That's totally him.
  • Woman: It's him!
  • Man: That's totally the guy.
  • VO: Safe drivers do save 40%. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 2020 - present[]

    • Sonny: Looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver.
    • Dennis: They're going to be paying for this for along time.
    • Sonny: They will. But with Accident Forgiveness, Allstate won't raise your rates just because of an accident, even if it's your fault.
    • Director: Cut! Sonny.
    • Sonny: Was that good?
    • Director: Line!
    • Script Supervisor: The desert never lies.
    • Sonny: Isn't that what I said?
    • Script Supervisor: No, you were talking about Allstate and insurance.
    • Sonny: I just... When I...
    • Director: Let's try again. Every back to one.
    • Dennis VO: Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

  • TV Sports Announcer: Five seconds left! Oh ho!
  • Dennis and others: Yeah, that's my man there.
  • TV Sports Announcer: Time out! Let's go to a commercial!
  • Fans: Nooooooo!
  • Guy 2: Not another commercial!
  • Dennis: When you bundle your home, auto, and life insurance with Allstate, you could save 25 percent. In fact, the more you bundle, the more you can save. If it's important to you, Allstate can protect it. ...home, auto, and life insurance, you could save 25 percent. If it's important to you... Allstate can protect it.
  • Guy 1: Put the other game on...
  • The guy switches channels to Basketball 1 HD, but still shows the same commercial. As they turn their attention to real Dennis.
  • Dennis: What?
  • VO: Bundle and save with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • 15-second version

    • TV Sports Announcer: Oh! Let's go to a commercial!
    • Guy 2: Not another commercial!
    • Dennis: When you bundle your home, auto, and life insurance with Allstate, you could save 25 percent. The more you bundle, the more you can save.
    • Real Dennis: What?
    • VO: Bundle and save. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 'Morning Song' by Babe Rainbow plays.
  • Trader: It's still warm.
  • Driver: Beautiful.
  • Man: Thanks, mate.
  • Farmer: Oh, Alice says hi!
  • VO: For some of us, our daily journey is a short one. If you don't drive a lot, you save 50% when you Pay Per Mile with Allstate. So you pay less, when you drive less.

  • 'Lovely Day' by Bill Withers plays.
  • A woman wakes up and starts rolling up. She starts attracting the curtains, then the carpet.
  • (Do not attempt. Demonstration only.)

    • A roller goes down the stairs. The roller begins her journey.
    • Girl: Morning!
    • Engineer: Good morning!
    • The hose attaches to the roller. The gardener snaps the hose by the roll.
    • A roller collects the clothes. The girl is feeling the roll.
    • Girl: Excuse me!
    • The waiter loses its cloth. Other people saw the roll coming.
    • The florist detects the roll and suddenly throws the flowers up in the air.
    • VO: This is the feeling of total protection. Now that we protect your identity and mobile phone, as well as your auto, home and life.

  • 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien' by Edith Piaf plays.
  • Objects are standing on the car roof.
  • A man looks at the fish bowl and waves.
  • A little girl looks at the jelly as an expression.
  • The fish bowl safety arrived home. A driver gets out of the car with savings on a phone.
  • VO: Smooth driving pays off. With Allstate, the safer you drive, the more you save.

  • This commercial is aired on the TV, based on slideshow.
  • VO: Before you go over the river and through the woods this holiday season, remember, safe drivers save 40 percent with Allstate.
    • Tis the season to save a bundle. Bundle auto and home, and save up to 25 percent with Allstate. Bundling just feels good this time of year.
    • Looking to save money this holiday season? Look at Allstate. Drivers who switched & saved, averaged $718 dollars.
  • Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Call a local agent, or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today. 2021

    • Female VO: Before you go over the river and through the woods this holiday season, remember, safe drivers save 40 percent with Allstate. Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Click for a quote today.
      • Looking to save money this holiday season? Look at Allstate. Drivers who switched & saved, averaged $718 dollars. Switch to Allstate to see how much you can save. Click for a quote today.

  • VO: Everyone loves to save a bundle. And when you bundle your home & auto with Allstate, you can save up to 25 percent. Protect more, pay less. Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Click or call for a quote today.
  • Visit Allstate.com or contact your local agent today.

  • 'Cruisin' by Smokey Robinson plays.
  • The astronauts are driving the rover on the moon. They drive off the moon road and lands safely at low gravity. The phone gets off her shoulder.
  • VO: When you drive this smooth, you save with Allstate. The future of auto insurance is here.

  • The driver shakes his head as 'Opportunities' by Pet Shop Boys plays.
  • Female singer: I've got the brains, you've got the looks.
  • Singer: Let's make lots of money.
  • Female singer: You've got the brawn, I've got the brains, Let's make lots of... uh, uh, uh...
  • Duo: Oh, there's a lot of opportunities...
  • The song continues.
  • VO: With Allstate, drivers who switched saved over $700. Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Allstate. Click or call to switch today.

  • This commercial takes place at Valley Marketplace. A person loads the final goods into the trunk.
  • The carts move. A person stacks the shopping carts scattered across the parking lot.
  • VO: The average person has over 100 online accounts, scattered across the internet. But with Allstate's new Digital Footprint, you can control all your data, easy.
  • A persons runs above the shopping cart and jumps off, landing safely.
  • VO: Free in the Allstate app. You've never been in better hands. Allstate. Download for free today.

  • (Professional driver. Do not attempt.)

    • The race car drivers are ready to race.
    • The race is on! A teal race car goes fast, while the orange race car is driving slow and steady.
    • A teal race car finishes first, while the orange race car finishes second with safety.
    • VO: When you save money with Allstate, you feel like you're winning. Safe drivers save 40 percent. Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

    Dennis Haysbert version (30 seconds)

    • "Our House" by Madness plays.
    • VO: Welcome to Allstate.
    • A driver is carrying the moving house to the next location.
    • An elder woman is watching the moving house.
    • VO: You already paid for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
    • Bundle home & auto and save up to 25%.
    • VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less.
    • A boy throws a newspaper to the moving house while he rides a bike.
    • VO: You're in good hands. Click or call to bundle today.

    Version two

    • VO: Welcome to Allstate.
    • VO: You already pay for car insurance, why not take your home along for the ride?
    • VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.

    15 second version

    • VO: Welcome to Allstate. Here, if you already pay for car insurance, you can take your home along for the ride.
    • VO: Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.

    Canada version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
    • Female VO: You already pay for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
    • Save over $700 when you bundle home & auto.
    • Female VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less.
    • Female VO: You're in good hands. Click to bundle today.

    Alicia Keys version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
    • Female VO: You already pay for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
    • Female VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.

    15 second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate. Here, if you already pay for car insurance, you can take your home along for the ride.
    • Female VO: Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.

    30 second version

    • VO: Welcome to Allstate.
    • A car is driving down the parking garage spiral ramp from the roof to the ground floor.
    • VO: Where we're driving down the costs of insurance.
    • A boy sees the balls fall down into the hole of labyrinth.
    • VO: Drivers who switched saved over $700.
    • VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Click or call for a lower rate today.

    TV Version

    • VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

    15 second version

    • VO: Welcome to Allstate, where we're driving down the cost of insurance.
    • VO: Drivers who switched saved over $700. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.

  • This commercial takes place at a utopian world, who is voiced by Alicia Keys.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • People in the back seat of a modded car plays the music.
  • Female VO: A place where everyone lives life "well-protected".
  • One of the trees about to fall.
  • Female VO: And even when things go a bit wrong...
  • A girl who's holding an ice cream cone drops a strawberry ice cream...
  • Female VO: ...we've got your back.
  • It auto-spawns strawberry ice cream back to the cone.
  • (Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.)

    • When the basketball throws to the street, a car goes to left wheelie mode.
    • Female VO: Here, things work the way you wish they would. And better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.

    15-second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where everything just seems to go your way.
    • Female VO: You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • The school traffic person controls the traffic.
  • Female VO: Where we've just lowered our auto rates.
  • The school children are doing jumping ropes.
  • Now, the car is jumping over the jumping ropes.
  • Female VO: And savings like that will have you jumping for joy.
  • (Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.)
  • Female VO: Now, get new lower auto rates with Allstate. Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
  • 15-second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where our new auto rates are so low, you'll jump for joy. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.

  • 'Private Gondola' by Jung Youth plays.
  • The truck is going on a road.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • Female VO: Where you can pay a little less and enjoy the ride a little more.
  • The drivers and passengers are doing waves.
  • Female VO: Now, get new lower auto rates with Allstate.
  • The crabs are dancing, and the snapping pincers are waving in the air.
  • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where we've just lowered our auto rates.
  • The marching band is playing behind the car.
  • Female VO: And savings like that follow you everywhere.
  • The band follow the Allstate car.
  • Female VO: Now, get new lower auto rates with Allstate.
  • The band continues to follow the car under the bridge.
  • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less.
  • The car and marching band go through the car wash. (Do not attempt.)
  • Female VO: You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
  • Official sponsor of the college football playoff.
  • 2022

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
    • Female VO: And savings like that follow you everywhere.
    • Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate.
    • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

    TV Version 3

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
    • Female VO: And savings like that follow you everywhere.
    • Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate.
    • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

    15-second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
    • Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where we have all new lower auto rates.
  • The fans are chasing the MVP player.
  • Female VO: And savings like that will make everyone feel like an MVP.
  • The fans are carrying the championship car, and they're moving.
  • (Do not attempt.)
  • Female VO: Now, get new lower auto rates with Allstate.
  • The fans continue to cheer with the carriage.
  • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less.
  • The car stops and then turns left.
  • Female VO: You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.

  • "Fantastic Voyage" by Lakeside plays.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • A woman is driving a car.
  • Female VO: Where we have all new lower auto rates.
  • The car is transforming into a float.
  • Female VO: And savings like that make you feel like you won the whole dang thing.
  • A woman gets up from a driver's seat and sees around her float. (Do not attempt.)
  • The cheerleaders are performing on the moving float.
  • Female VO: Now, get new lower auto rates with Allstate.
  • The float is safely arriving home.
  • Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less.
  • An old lady sees the float arriving home.
  • Female VO: You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
  • Official sponsor of the college football playoff.

  • 'Di-Gue-Ding-Ding' by Michel Legrand plays.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • A man and a female baker bring the tallest wedding cake to the car seat. He sets off with the tall wedding cake.
  • Female VO: Here, safe driving saves more than just your cargo.
  • A car safely brings the mirror rack on the sunroof.
  • The car steadily brings a volcano paint during a journey.
  • Female VO: Safe driving saves you 40 percent with Drivewise.
  • A woman drives safely with a cake still on the back seat.
  • Female VO: The safer you drive, the more you save with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 'Cars' by Gary Numan plays.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • A man wakes up from the truck bed. He prepares coffee and toasting bread for a breakfast.
  • Female VO: Here, you don't have to love cars to save when you bundle your home and auto.
  • A man takes a marshmallow from a snack plate.
  • Female VO: But, if that's what you're into, that's cool!
  • A man is ready for an adventure.
  • Female VO: Bundle and save up to 25 percent with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

  • 'Slow Ride' by Foghat plays.
  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
  • A slow driver is driving slow to obey the traffic, even in the school zone.
  • Female VO: Here, we know you have a few reasons to slow down.
  • A slow driver continues to adventure through the slow zone.
  • Female VO: But we've got one more: Safe drivers save 40 percent with Drivewise.
  • A slow driver obeys the worker sign.
  • Female VO: The safer you drive, the more you save with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • TV Version

    • Female VO: The safer you drive, the more you save. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where everyone saves when they bundle their home and auto insurance. Isn't that right, Frank?
  • Frank: I saved 25%. Booyah.
  • Female VO: You protected your casa?
  • Frank: Sure did.
  • Female VO: And the Frank Tank?
  • Frank: You know it.
  • Female VO: And now you're relaxing.
  • Frank: I'm working from home.
  • Female VO: Sure you are.
  • Frank taps his music laptop.
  • Frank: Alright I see a lot of head nods. Let's circle back tomorrow.
  • Frank turns on the music.
  • Female VO: You weren't kidding. Save up to 25 percent when you bundle home and auto with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where the safer you drive, the more you save, like Rachel here.
  • Rachel backs up to the parking squeeze area.
  • Rachel: How am I looking? Looking good!
  • Female VO: The most cautious driver we got.
  • Rachel: Am I there?
  • Female VO: No, keep going.
  • Rachel: How's that?
  • Female VO: I'll say when...
  • Rachel: Now, it's that good?
  • Female VO: Lots of cars have backup cameras now, you know.
  • Rachel: Those are for amateurs.
  • Rachel checks her back of the car. It is parked safely.
  • Rachel: There we go.
  • Female VO: Like a glove girl. Safe driving and Drivewise can save you 40 percent with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • 15-second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where the safer you drive, the more you save, like Rachel here.
    • Rachel: How am I looking?
    • Female VO: The most cautious driver we got.
    • Rachel: Am I there?
    • Female VO: Looking good. Safe driving and Drivewise saves you 40 percent with Allstate.

  • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where anyone who bundles their home and auto insurance saves. Isn't that right, Phil?
  • Phil is using metaverse VR goggles to perform his actions.
  • Phil: Sorry, I'm a little busy.
  • Female VO: What in the world are you doing?
  • Phil: I'm in the metaverse, bundling my home and auto insurance.
  • Female VO: Why don't you just do that in the real world?
  • Phil: Um, because now I can bundle in space. Watch this.
  • Female VO: I still don't get it. Save up to 25 percent when you bundle home and auto with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • Version 2

    • Female VO: Save up to 25 percent when you bundle home and auto. Call a local agent or 1-888-Allstate for a quote today.

    15-second version

    • Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where you can bundle and save. Isn't that right, Phil?
    • Phil: I'm in the metaverse, bundle my home and auto insurance.
    • Female VO: Bundle home and auto and save. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

  • Alicia Keys VO: Some people just know what road to take, those are the people who know to choose Allstate.
  • Man 2: The service road is faster.
  • GPS: Turn left.
  • Driver: Not happening.
  • VO: He knows better than any GPS. And he'd point you in Allstate's direction.
  • Driver Patrol: Go all the way down the road, past the big gray warehouse.
  • GPS: Take the next exit.
  • Driver: You're not from around here, so you don't know the back roads.
  • Woman: I don't want to be late for the party.
  • Driver: I'm gonna save us five minutes.
  • VO: Some people just know what road to take.
  • GPS: You're on the fastest route.
  • VO: Those are the people who know safe drivers save 40 percent with Allstate.

  • VO: Some people just know that's not going to fit. Those are the people who know to choose Allstate.
  • Driver: That's not gonna fit.
  • Employee: What's that?
  • Driver: You need another four inches?
  • Employee: Do you work here?
  • Driver: Nope, I just saw you there and thought I'd save you the trouble.
  • The scene goes to their home.
  • Lady: Nana!
  • VO: She's a human measuring tape. And she knows Allstate is the right fit for her.
  • Lady: It's not gonna fit.
  • The scene changes to living room.
  • Lady: That's not gonna fit.
  • Gentleman: What?
  • Lady: Steven.
  • The scene changes to outside the house.
  • VO: Some people just know.
  • Lady: Well played. Well played, my friend.
  • VO: Those are the people you know you're in good hands with Allstate.

  • VO: Some people just know there's a podcast about that. Those are the people who know to choose Allstate.
  • Man 1: Big tea drinker?
  • Man 2: Yeah.
  • Man 1: There's a podcast about tea.
  • VO: He knows and he wants you to know too.
  • Man 1: I was listening to a podcast on if dogs know they're dogs
  • Man 2: There's a podcast about that?
  • VO: Just like he'd want you to know about Allstate.
  • Man 1: There's a podcast about fly fishing...
  • The scene is in the business headquarters.
  • Man 1: ...called Why is that Person Doing That?
  • And back to inside elevator.
  • Man 1: ...it's called Tea-rrific.
  • Interview woman: Are you listening to a podcast?
  • Man 1: Yeah, it's about multitasking.
  • VO: Some people just know there's a podcast about that. Those are the people who know you're in good hands with Allstate.

  • Alicia Keys VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with Allstate. Because you know that just because it fits in the cupholder doesn't make it 'to-go'. And you know how to brake, without breaking everything. And you're definitely not doing- okay, I don't even know what this is, but you're definitely not doing that. With Allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you.
  • The drivers perform actions during driving such as adding milk to the bowl and places down heavily to splatter the milk. A driver panics with the heavy car load and brakes heavily, causing the furniture to launch and shatter. A businesswoman prints off the papers during driving and have papers fly off from the right front car's open window. (Demonstration only, do not attempt)
  • A safe driver goes safely without anything distracting her.
  • 15-second version

    • VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you. Not one based on whatever this person is doing. Get a rate based on you with DriveWise and the Allstate app.

  • VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with Allstate. Now one based on Paul. You don't want to ride with Paul. Or Sarah, not today anyway. And you don't want a rate based on Ben, he's got some important business to take care of. Why would you pay a rate based on anyone else? With Allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you.
  • Paul screeches around in circular motion in an empty parking lot. Sarah cries while driving. Ben had a Stallion Wagon to take care of while driving. (Demonstration only, do not attempt)
  • A safer driver has DriveWise and drives safely, with nothing else but keeping his eyes on the road.
  • Call 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
  • 15-second version

    • VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, not Paul, You don't want to ride with Paul. Get a rate based on you with DriveWise in the Allstate app.

  • You've never been in better hands. Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
  • Mayhem[]

    (Demonstration only. Do not attempt.)

    2010-2015[]

    • Dean Winters (Mayhem): I'm the key, against your side door.
    • Mayhem draws a scratch on the shield using a key.
    • Mayhem eats leaves as a deer.
    • Mayhem. I'm a wild deer.
    • Mayhem stands on the road. The car hits Mayhem, and Mayhem cracks the windshield. He laughs.
    • Mayhem barks as a puppy, eating food.
    • Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
    • Mayhem drives as a teenage girl.
    • Mayhem: I'm a typical teenage girl.
    • He receives a text, and the car crashes past the other's car.
    • Mayhem tosses the phone to the back.
    • The wind blows.
    • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm. Shaky, shaky shaky shaky.
    • The tree branch snaps, falling to a car.
    Mayhem is coming. Are you in good hands?

    • Mayhem barks as a puppy.
    • Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
    • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm.
    • Mayhem snaps a branch out of tree, falling to the car.
    • Mayhem: I'm a hot babe out jogging.
    • The driver focuses on the jogger without noticing a hit on the street lantern.
    • Mayhem: Call me Mayhem.
    • The car hit Mayhem's expensive car, causing Mayhem's head to shake up and down.
    • Mayhem: I'm every reason to have the right insurance.
    • The pink SUV crashes past the parked car. Mayhem receives a text message.
    • Mayhem: A lot of you are cutting your coverage and leaving yourselves unprotected. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

    TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat. I'm a random windstorm. (grunts) I'm a hot babe out jogging. Call me Mayhem. (tires screech) I'm every reason to have the right insurance. But a lot of you are cutting your coverage and leaving yourselves unprotected. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • VO: Mayhem is everywhere. Protect yourself. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a wild deer, and I'm out here eating leaves and whatnot, when I come across this road, and I'm like, "what is this thing?" That's when you come around the bend, and I freeze in your headlights, because that's what we deer do.
  • The car hits Mayhem (deer), and brakes. The driver's door opens and gets off.
  • Mayhem: If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be on the hook for thousands. So get Allstate. You could save a few bucks and be better protected from Mayhem like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem drives a lawn mower.
  • Mayhem: I'm your son. And as you well know I can barely focus on one thing at a time, so between mowing your lawn and football, I choose football. Sorry, Robert. Five dollars doesn't buy my undivided attention. And if you've got cut-rate insurance you might end up with a financial price cut. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects your home, car, and boat, like Allstate. (2010)

  • Mayhem: I'm the fourth string quarterback. But due to a pre-game meal of all-you-can-eat calamari, now I'm the first string quarterback.
  • Mayhem high fives a quarterback.
  • Mayhem: But I'm also a transfer student, so I'm a little lost.
  • Quarterbacks begin to crowd and run to the street section.
  • The cars beep and brake, while another car looks at the quarterback and hits the motorbikes while braking.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance, your jagged-up rates might make you sick. So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem. like me.
  • Mayhem drops the quarterback helmet.

  • Mayhem: I'm a satellite dish, and the reason you got me was for football, but for today's game, I'm a little fuzzy. So you tried to fix me, and you just made me loose.
  • Mayhem detaches the dish and falls through the arch and into the car.
  • Mayhem: News flash: if you have cut-rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.
  • 2012

    • Mayhem: I'm a satellite dish. The only reason you got me was for basketball. But for today's game, I'm a little... (neck cracks) fuzzy. So you tried to fix me. But you just made me loose. Newsflash: if you have cut rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.

    Watching Soccer

    • I'm a satellite dish. The only reason you got me was for watch soccer. But for today's game, I'm a little... fuzzy. So you tried to fix me. But you just made me loose. Newsflash: if you have cut rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a (typical) teenage girl. My BFF Becky texted says she kissed Johnny, that's a problem, cause I like Johnny.
  • Mayhem tosses the phone to the back.
  • Mayhem: Now, I'm emotionally compromised and - whoopsies.
  • Mayhem's SUV crashes through a car.
  • Mayhem: I'm all... OMG! Becky's not even hot!
  • Shopping girl looks at a damaged car.
  • Mayhem: And If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a hot babe out jogging. I'm out making sure this stays at 10, when you drive by.
  • The driver is looking at a jogger, as he jogs.
  • Mayhem: You're checking out my awesome headband, when...
  • The car hits the street lantern, falling near the car.
  • Mayhem: Oops. That's when you find out, your cut-rate insurance? It ain't paying for this. So get Allstate. Save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your lucky team flag. We've gone through 14 seasons together, but in flag gears, I'm like 130. Now, I'm just holding on like a...
  • Mayhem's flag snaps and lands on a car's windshield.
  • Mayhem: ...grip.
  • The car beeps and rotates left against the shield.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut rate insurance, you could be dealing with this mess yourself.
  • Mayhem lands on the ground, the car stops moving.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents keep you protected from Mayhem like me.
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm your lucky team flag. We've gone through fourteen seasons together. But in flag years, I'm like a hundred and thirty. Now, I'm just holding on by a... thread. If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be dealing with this mess yourself. So get Allstate. Where agents keep you protected from Mayhem like me.

  • The wind blows.
  • Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm.
  • Mayhem shakes.
  • Mayhem: Shaky, shaky shaky shaky... (laughs)
  • Mayhem: ...shaky shaky!
  • Tree branch snaps, falling to the car. Mayhem blows.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

    15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm a random windstorm. Shaky shaky! And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm a filthy rich executive. I hear the market's down a million points. I freak out. I spilled my large espresso.
  • The car behind Mayhem hits Mayhem's car, making Mayhem's head shakes.
  • Mayhem: The searing pain in my crotch makes me slam on the brakes. Uh oh, your fault.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.

    TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm a filthy rich executive. I hear the market's down a million points. I freak out. I spill my large espresso. The searing pain makes me slam on the brakes. Uh-oh, your fault. And your fifteen-minute insurance may not cover my ninety-thousand dollar car, so I sue you. Cuz that's what I do. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm snow. And just like you, the further into winter we go, the heavier I get. And while your pants struggle to support the heavier you, your roof struggles to support the heavier me. (laughs)
  • Mayhem blows, the snow falls to the roof, and the roof breaks open, crashing to the top of the car.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this, so get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Mayhem: You like overweighted snow? Prove it on Facebook.

  • Mayhem: I'm your GPS. Turn right up ahead.
  • Driver refuses to turn right; instead he goes straight.
  • Mayhem: You never update me, so now, I'll just have to wing it. I meant turn left up ahead.
  • Driver didn't turn left; instead he goes straight.
  • Mayhem: Recalculating... TURN RIGHT NOW!
  • Mayhem forces the driver to turn right to the wrong way, causing to crash into the parked cars.
  • 2010

    • Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Mayhem: Recalculating!

    30-second version

    • The Christmas song plays.
    • Girl: That one, daddy! It's beautiful!
    • Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
    • Family: Ten lords-a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing
    • Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose.
    • Mayhem falls off the car, rolling on a road as a tree.
    • Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this.
    • The car drives and spins.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    60-second version

    • The Christmas song plays.
    • Girl: That one, daddy! What? It's beautiful!
    • Mom: Oh, it's beautiful!
    • Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
    • Christmas employee: All right, good enough. You're all set.
    • Mayhem: I've got about 20 minutes before big Don Olson here shoves me in a stand, and covers me in tinsel.
    • Family: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords-a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
    • Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose, and that makes me, your problem.
    • Mayhem falls off the car and rolls like a tree.
    • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, you may not be covered for this.
    • The car turns and spins.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • Family (singing): And a partridge in a pear tree.

  • Mayhem screams as a toddler.
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy mommy mommy mommy!
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy!
  • Mayhem drinks.
  • Mayhem: Mommy!
  • Mayhem tosses things to the front.
  • Mayhem: Mommy! Mommy!

  • Mayhem stocking things to a toilet, making it rain.
  • Mayhem: I'm the kid in 5B who is making it rain in 4B.
  • Mayhem puts one thing into a toilet.
  • Mayhem: Protect your stuff with Allstate Renters Insurance. (laughs)
  • 2013

    • Female VO: Renting is mayhem, so get Allstate Renters Insurance for as low as $4 a month. Just visit Allstaterenters.com or call 855-724-4242 today. Because without renters insurance... you'll be paying for this yourself.

  • Mayhem: I'm a raccoon, and this time in your attic has been the best week of my raccoon life.
  • Mayhem acts as a raccoon.
  • Mayhem: I'm digging, I'm nesting with this fluffy stuff, I've already had like four babies.
  • Mayhem chucks the wood.
  • Mayhem: I'm the smartest raccoon I know.
  • Mayhem unwires the power line.
  • 2011

    • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your 15 minute car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your cut-rate car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem cheers as a top fan.
  • Mayhem: I'm a streaker.
  • Mayhem runs on the football field while the security chases him.
  • Mayhem: I'm 300 pounds, painted blue, and apart from the cleats, I'm completely naked. (laughs)
  • Woman screams, and Mayhem runs out of the stadium as the fans take pictures of Mayhem.
  • Fan: Go State!
  • Mayhem approaches a black car, making it stops, while the white car crashes to the side of a black car, making it spin.
  • Mayhem: Oops.
  • Mayhem climbs to the affected car.
  • 2011

    • Mayhem: And if you've got 15 minute insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    TV Version

    • Mayhem: And if you got 15-minute insurance, it might not pay for this. So get Allstate. You could save cash and be better protected from Mayhem... (Whoo-hoo!) like me.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The angry fans run to the referee who is fleeing out of the stadium as the edge of the car turns wildly and bumps to the parked car.
  • Mayhem: I'm a ref being chased out of town after the worst game of my career.
  • The angry fans throw something to the referee, the car goes on the curb.
  • Mayhem: You forget one down in the whole stadium turned on you.
  • Mayhem turns right through the trees, crashes through the fence while whistling, then he blows.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, it may not pay for all this. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • 60-second version

    • The car drives with Mayhem holding as a blind spot.
    • Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things. And I'm really good at my job.
    • The driver checks the mirror, she doesn't see the truck, she just saw Mayhem who just made it to driver's door.
    • Mayhem: In fact, I'm blind spot of the mouth.
    • Driver signals left turn.
    • Mayhem: You're good.
    • While changing lanes, the truck crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin. It is shown in slow motion.
    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
    • Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • Mayhem taps the car roof.

    30-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things.
    • Driver signals left turn.
    • Mayhem: You're good.
    • Upon changing lanes without noticing the truck, it crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin.

    2011

    • Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.

    2012

    • Mayhem: And with your cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
    • Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem walks with a cell phone.
  • Mayhem: I'm a text walker. I paid more attention to my LOLs and OMGs and the CARs that are about to H-I-T me.
  • The car beeps and brakes, causing a crash.

  • Mayhem is spraying rain into the vehicle.
  • Mayhem: I'm a torrential downpour, and I love open sunroofs. So get Allstate. (laughs)

  • Mayhem sits on the bike.
  • Mayhem: I'm some guy you just met. You listed this midlife crisis on the Internet, and three emails later, you trusted me with a test drive. How hard can this be?
  • Mayhem starts the engine.
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right motorcycle insurance, you could be fixing this bike yourself.
  • Mayhem turns right exceedingly and falls down. He spits the motorbike part.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects riders from Mayhem, like Allstate.

  • Presenter: Welcome to the 2012 Allstate BCS National Championship. To show how much Allstate loves college football, I'm gonna kick in a Presley long field goal.
  • The presenter places the football on a tee.
  • Presenter: First, let me congratulate both teams on avoiding Mayhem this season.
  • Mayhem blows the football off the tee. The presenter puts the football back on the tee again.
  • Presenter: Allstate has always protected our customers from Mayhem, and now we can guarantee it.
  • Mayhem blows the football off the tee again.
  • Presenter: He blew off the tee again, didn't it?

  • The music plays while the call is on hold.
  • Mayhem: Please continue to hold. The next available claims representative will be with you in 97 minutes. (laughs)
  • Mayhem plays music by a keyboard.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, there's nothing you can do about this.
  • The customer throws the phone far away.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate. The only insurance company that guarantees your claim experience won't be Mayhem, like me.
  • VO: Introducing the Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from Mayhem, like Allstate.
  • Version two

    • VO: Introducing the Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate. Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem is on the basketball scene, attempting to win a final shot.
  • Announcer: ...he puts up the shot for the win!
  • The basketball dunk has failed.
  • Mayhem: It's March, and it's Mayhem. And if you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be wishing it was February. So get Allstate.
  • The TV shatters on the car roof.
  • The basketball team is cheering on.

  • The final basketball scene is on.
  • Mayhem: I'm a 6'8" power forward from your alma mater. We're one shot away from winning it all. And you couldn't even look away if your kitchen was on fire. Hey, look! Your kitchen's on fire.
  • Mayhem successfully dunked the hoop! The basketball crowd cheers!
  • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your cut-rate car insurance, it might not pay for all that. It's March, and it's Mayhem. So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem like me.

  • Mayhem barks as a dog.
  • Mayhem: I'm your dog. Holding down the fort while you're out catching a movie.
  • Mayhem eats a bone.
  • Mayhem: Lucky for me, your friend showed up with this awesome bone.
  • The ghost thieves took off the chandelier.
  • Mayhem: Hey, you guys are great!
  • Robber Team: Yeah!
  • Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance, where you got your cut-rate car insurance, it might not replace all this.
  • Mayhem gets an electric shock and falls. The thieves drive away with furniture.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem shakes his head as a dog.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • The car beeps.
  • Mayhem: If you got cut-rate insurance, it might not pay for all this, so get Allstate.
  • The boys runs away.
  • Mayhem: That's H-O-R-S. Hey, hey! (laughs)
  • VO: Protect your home with an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm dryer lint.
  • Mayhem gets the dryer lint.
  • Mayhem: I might smell like a spring breeze.
  • Mayhem puts the lint into the dryer.
  • Mayhem: But I'll burn your house down. (laughs) So get Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm Golf Ball Sized Hail, get it?
  • Mayhem uses the golf driver club to shoot the ball, breaking through the windows.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate.
  • Mayhem throws the golf club aside.

  • Mayhem: I'm having a contraction, I'm having a contraction!
  • The driver turns left on red signal, cars beeping.
  • Mayhem: We're in labor. The book says you should stay calm, but this is our first kid and we've chosen to panic.
  • Mayhem: Gun it!
  • The driver presses the gas pedal hard.
  • Mayhem: For the baby.
  • The cars collide.
  • Mayhem: Here it comes!
  • One car collides to another car, making it stop.
  • Mayhem: Out of mommy's way! So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem pops his balloon, indicating his water breaks.

  • Mayhem acts as a wiper blade.
  • Mayhem: I'm your worn out wiper blades.
  • Mayhem keeps wiping.
  • Mayhem: Hey, nice air freshener!
  • The car crashes to the bumper, causing Mayhem to reflect to the sign.
  • Mayhem: And when you got cut-rate car insurance, nobody help make sure you were covered for this. So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem... (laughs)
  • Mayhem (stands and walks): ...like me.

  • Mayhem: I may be an orthodontist, but I know a thing or two about...
  • Mayhem launches the DIY saw through the glass door, hearing it's still active.
  • Mayhem: Perfect.

  • The driver sees Mayhem advertising as car wash. Mayhem washes himself instead of a car. He drops the bucket and runs to the car.

  • Mayhem: I'm the world's worst cleaning lady. Cleanliness was supposed to be my middle name, but then my parents settled on Janet.
  • Mayhem uses a cleaning brush over the vase, causing the vase to fall. Mayhem vacuums the curtain and the aquarium.
  • Mayhem: Now, I'm here in your home having a pretty spectacular Tuesday, but I don't notice the loose rug at the top of your stairs, and that's about to become an issue for me.
  • Mayhem falls off the stairs.
  • Mayhem: And if you got the wrong home insurance coverage, my medical bills could get expensive. So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your hot water heater. You hardly know I exist, that's too bad. 'Cause if my pressure relief valve gets stuck...
  • The water heater launches as a rocket and Mayhem lands on the ground.
  • Mayhem: ...we hot water heaters can transform into rocket-propelled wrecking balls! And if you got the wrong home insurance coverage, it's your bank account that might explode. So get Allstate.

  • The car is on grill.
  • Mayhem: I'm your tailgate grill. Your buddy was in such a rush to get into the game, he didn’t quite put me out. I see you bought the industrial-sized bottle of lighter fluid. Smart.
  • The SUV explodes and Mayhem launches out of the back car’s door.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • A businessman walks on the side of the road. He sees the next gas will be arrives after 37 miles.
  • Mayhem: 'Sup?
  • VO: Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm your jumper cables. I can give your battery a second chance of life, or...
  • Mayhem switches the battery.
  • Mayhem: ...should've had good hands roadside assistance from Allstate.
  • VO: Don't let Mayhem leave you stranded. Sign up for Good Hands Roadside Assistance today.

  • Mayhem: I'm a cheap bungee cord. This guy bought me at the gas station.
  • The truck drops the shipment of tailgate things.
  • Mayhem: I'm perfect for holding down a lid on a box of sweaters. But 800 pounds of tailgating gear?
  • The grill slides and falls to the highway road.
  • Mayhem: Nah.
  • The car hits the grill, destroying it and stops.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, the biggest hit of the day could be to your wallet.
  • Mayhem gives an air kiss to that.
  • Mayhem: So get an Allstate agent, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a timing belt, and I just snapped! (laughs)
  • 30-second version

    • Mayhem removes the engine parts from the car.
    • Dennis: Mayhem is everywhere.
    • Mayhem: Oops.
    • Dennis: That's why Allstate offers it's Vehicle Service Contract. It covers a range of mechanical breakdowns after your manufacturer’s warranty expires, from your transmission to your timing belt. Vehicle Service Contract from Allstate. Are you in good hands?

    15-second version

    • VO: When problems arise, don't rely on a sketchy F&I provider. Get Allstate Dealer Services and be better protected from Mayhem.

  • Mayhem: I'm your father in law.
  • Mayhem drinks.
  • Mayhem: Whoa. (spits) I want yours.
  • Mayhem places the mug.
  • Mayhem: And I know what this meal needs.
  • Mayhem puts the ketchup on the meal.
  • Mayhem: Just give me tomorrow night we'll just order in, right?
  • Mayhem applies the rest of ketchup to the relatives.
  • Mayhem: Has anyone seen a band-aid?
  • Mayhem rings the glass with a utensil.
  • Mayhem: Good news. We're gonna stay for another week.

  • Once upon a time, there was a peaceful land filled with animals. There were two angels living in the forbidden world, the Garden of Eden. The two angels went to the apple tree.
  • Mayhem: I'm a forbidden fruit, and not to brag or nothing, but I'm pretty much the most amazing apple ever.
  • A woman picks his apple boots and eats.
  • Mayhem: Atta girl.
  • The white bird chirps. A man eats an apple.
  • The time travels in the forbidden world, where the dinosaurs extinct, where many lives in Pharaoh went extinct, and Mayhem is a knight.
  • Mayhem: They brought us a horse! Open the gates!
  • The time travels forward. Tower of Pisa leaned. The Golden bell cracked.
  • Mayhem: Moo.
  • Mayhem tosses the lantern to turn into fire. The time keeps traveling forward. From the time the Chicago burned, then to the vehicles turned, after that is the planes flown around, afterwards the snow roof cover fell, and the referees went on strike.
  • Mayhem: You're a ref, you're a ref, you're a ref. Make me proud.
  • Mayhem blows the whistle. Then the time travels to the present day as Mayhem came.
  • Now the time came when Mayhem bitten the apple. Mayhem tosses the forbidden apple to the back.
  • Dennis: Mayhem, has been and always will be everywhere. Are you in good hands?

  • The driver eats fast food trash.
  • Mayhem: I'm a big old bag of fast food trash. Nature lover here has had his fill, now he wants to set me free. Oh!
  • The driver tosses Mayhem to the street, causing a car to collide to a bumper.
  • Mayhem: And if you got cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yours-
  • The car hits Mayhem, sliding down through below the car.
  • Mayhem: So get All-
  • Then, the truck hits Mayhem, causing Mayhem to fly down to the hill.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem looks at the bears. The bear growls, biting Mayhem.
  • Mayhem: ...like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem buzzes as a phone.
  • Mayhem: I'm your phone. Stuck down here between your seat and your console, playing a little hide and seek.
  • Mayhem moves himself.
  • Mayhem: Gold? (buzz) Warmer? (buzz buzz) Warmer?
  • The driver's hand touches the phone.
  • Mayhem: Up, boiling.
  • The driver taps the brakes suddenly and crashes to the car. Mayhem's face revealed.
  • Mayhem: Jackpot.
  • The driver and others leave the car, while Mayhem rolls out of the car. Mayhem stands up and buzzes. (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
  • Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate car insurance, you could be picking up these charges yourself.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: (phone buzzing) I'm your phone. I'm alerting you your bracket is busted and I'm playing a little hide and seek. Cold... BZZZ! Warmer... BZZ BZZ! Warmer... Ah, boiling. (Brakes screeching) Jackpot. And if you've got cut-rate car insurance, you could be picking up these charges yourself. BZZ-BZZ! So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • VO: March is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a warm spring breeze. I've got like 7 billion fans worldwide.
  • Mayhem blows the flower blossom.
  • Mayhem: Poets want to write about me. Antiperspirants want to be like me. And I'm just breezy enough to do this.
  • Mayhem blows the paper towel to the flaming stove with kettle. The flames spread.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, it's your bank account that might get burned. So get Allstate...
  • The scene where fire rescue arrived to put out the fire.
  • Mayhem: ...where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem blows the butterfly away.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem looks at the social media, seeing the couple on Twitter.
  • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media in nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. The couple who lives here and posted online throughout the town and so, I'm turning sucasa...
  • Mayhem breaks the window to the lock and unlocks the door.
  • Mayhem: ...into micasa.
  • Mayhem breaks into the house and takes the stuff.
  • Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you!
  • Everything in the house is empty.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate...
  • Mayhem uses a big bag to smash through the window.
  • Mayhem: ...where agents keep you protected from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem takes the big bag.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm the lamp you just bought and I'm a bit of a handful. I'm big, heavy, and all pointy and stuff. Nope. I'm like a bull in a compact car-sized China shop, but I'm going to look so perfect in your breakfast, no? And if you have cut-rate car insurance, it may be lights out for your bank account. So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Dennis: Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands?
  • The people bring the shopping cart with Mayhem as a lamp to try to fit in the compact-sized vehicle, but they back up and bumps into another car, causing the trunk to bend.

  • Vote for DIY[]

    • Mayhem: picks up something.
    • Mayhem: Check me out. I'm a Do-It-Yourselfer.
    • Mayhem falls through the attic floor while trying to replace the insulation.
    • Mayhem: A bad one.
    • Mayhem blows on the wired light switch.
    • Mayhem: All the enthusiasm and optimism.
    • The lights blow up while attempting to repair the light switch.
    • Mayhem: With none of the skill or ability.
    • Mayhem turns around the CAT excavator vehicle.
    • Mayhem: It's like I've got an appetite for destruction!
    • Mayhem demolishes the gazebo kiosk.
    • Mayhem: Whoops. And my house is an all-you-can-eat buffet! Ha ha!
    • Mayhem paints while standing next to the edge of a handrail.
    • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance, you could be DIY... uh oh! Ugh!
    • Mayhem crashes through a second-story bannister and fell off the second floor while trying to paint a wall!
    • Mayhem: You could be DIY on these payments yourself. So get an Allstate agent, and be protected from Mayhem, like you!
    • Mayhem looks at the photos of votes.
    • Mayhem: Yeah. I'm gonna get you Chris Bertsch, Caleb Gauff, Julianna Patterson, and Leanne Gifford's Dad. I read your polls online. I saw what you did, and you're in for a treat. Stay tuned.
    • Mayhem takes Leanne's Dad picture off the wall.

  • Mayhem uses the hair dryer.
  • Mayhem: Hi! I'm Julianna Patterson. I was getting ready for a horror when I thought.
  • Mayhem turns off the hair dryer.
  • Mayhem: What's that sound? I'd better check it out.
  • Mayhem uses a large wrench to open the toilet lid.
  • Mayhem: You want to see how this doesn't work out?
  • Mayhem wears his rubber gloves.
  • Mayhem: Vote for me on Twitter. And a mostly accurate rendition of the DIY mishap is going to air during the National Championship game. Act now, you can win like tools, because clog, I'm the last person who should have them.

  • Mayhem: I'm Leanne's Dad and I feel a bad case of ambition coming on. My wife is redoing the bathroom says, "I'm a handy not to help." (spits) But my coffee mug has my confidence raising. Let's see how handy I can be!
  • Mayhem places the mug and grabs a power drill.
  • Mayhem: You want to see this spin out of control? Vote for me on Twitter and dramatize exaggeration of this real situational air during the National Championship game! You could even win my tools, right huh? I might be the greatest dad but I'm a terrible DIYer.
  • Mayhem powers the drill and attempts it.
  • Mayhem: Open up!

  • Mayhem operates the chainsaw.
  • Mayhem: Hi! I'm Caleb Gauff. Some tells me this might be to my tool! But that some's gonna happen what about an opal in this noise! You want to see how all this goes down? Vote for me on Twitter! And overstate the interpretation of this actual story, an air during the National Championship game! But that's not all. You can win my tools! I'm forfeiting them, for my own good! (laughs)
  • Mayhem saws down the tree.

  • Mayhem: I'm Chris Bertsch, DIY plumber. Mine seen some bonnet, (spits) I must be qualified 'cause build right in machine than anyone.
  • Mayhem uses a cord to yank it out from the van.
  • Mayhem: You want to see how this goes sideways? Vote for me on Twitter and reenact me with my silly mistake, what aired during the National Championship game. You know what else? You can win my tools, then maybe I'll stop DIY-ing, and I'll find another passion than I'm no good at!

  • Mayhem: Okay football fans, I asked you to vote for the biggest DIY fail, you said: Caleb Gauff!
  • Mayhem uncovers the statue.
  • Mayhem: You win! Congratulations, man! Get ready to be famous, Caleb. You're me, I'm you!
  • Mayhem: I'm Caleb Gauff, an excessively eager DIY beaver.
  • Mayhem begins to saw down a tree using chainsaw.
  • Mayhem: I watched 2 minutes of the 9 minutes tutorial, and I ran into the biggest chainsaw I can find! Why?
  • Mayhem stops using the chainsaw. and takes off the protective goggles.
  • Mayhem: Because it's the biggest chainsaw I can find! Now I'm calling a shot, right there!
  • The tree collapses into the part of the roof, next to windows.
  • Mayhem: And if you got the wrong home insurance, you could be DIY-ing these payments yourself. So get an Allstate agent...
  • The tree continued to collapse among with the wooden front lawn patio deck.
  • Mayhem: ...and be protected from Mayhem, like you! Piece of cake.

  • Mayhem Sale[]

    • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
    • Mayhem smashes through the window with fists and unlocks the door.
    • Mayhem: I let myself in...
    • Mayhem opens the door and drinks skim milk.. After drinking, she throws the skim milk.
    • Mayhem: I started selling their stuff live on the Internet. But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch on over to my website and thank these people for oversharing by paying me for their stuff.
    • Mayhem: Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at Mayhemsale.com!
    • The sale price from the retailers are on!

  • Mayhem: Hey, remember me? I'm the guy who noticed some couple posting from New Orleans, so I broke into their house and I started selling all their stuff. Oversharing doesn't pay, but it does get you great deals on used stuff from right now until the end of the game.

  • Mayhem: Now we've got this next level toaster.
  • The fork is on a toaster. (Demonstration only. Do not attempt.)
  • Mayhem: It makes toast, and other cool stuff, for sure. But definitely makes toast.
  • It releases smoke. The sale price is $3 USD.

  • Mayhem juggles the hammer back and forth.
  • Mayhem: Next up, I got this hammer. Works like a dream. Great wood, great steel, it's got great grip, lot of power in this hammer.
  • Mayhem places the hammer.

  • Mayhem: Up next folks, real nice set of dinner plates...
  • Mayhem picks up and drops the set.
  • Mayhem: Oh, make that uh... seven plates. You can eat off them, you can break them, you can use them in the clean pitches for all I care. I'll give you each one for $3 bucks, you can do it whatever you want with them!
  • Mayhem picks up a plate and drops again. The quantity drops to 6 dinner plates per set.

  • Mayhem: Next up, this lamp...
  • Mayhem drops the lamp light and shatters.
  • Mayhem: ...shade. Lampshade, it's good for covering lamps. Three bucks.

  • Mayhem: Up next: it's our mystery item. Collectible coins, pile of diamonds...
  • Mayhem uncovers a mystery item. It's a stapler.
  • Mayhem: Ah, it's a pink stapler. It's gonna be a buck.
  • Mayhem uses a stapler.

  • Mayhem: Next deal, this really heavy TV. It's got all the best features though. It's really flat, super black. Who's got sixty bucks?

  • Mayhem: Here I got a great deal on a remote bundle! How many times have you been like "Where's the remote? Where's the remote?". Well now, you'll never be without the remote again, 'cause you got four of them! Four remotes, four bucks!

  • Mayhem: Next up, this super trumpet I found in the closet.
  • Mayhem blows on the top of super trumpet.
  • Mayhem: It's got these stains with trumpets don't have!
  • Mayhem drops the trumpet on the table.
  • Mayhem: Look at that! Super trumpet, Ah, giving me $50 bucks! Come and get it!

  • Mayhem: I was carrying a few dryer sheets on me. My burglary clothes are getting gaming, I pulled one of these babies out.
  • Mayhem uses a dryer sheet to interact with the freshness.
  • Mayhem: Ah, good to go. One buck.

  • Mayhem: You know what got me most excited about breaking into this house? This blender. Six bucks, and it's yours!
  • Mayhem adds the ingredients to the blender.
  • Mayhem: I add a little milk, I add some eggs, I add some orange juice, and voila!
  • It results in a mixed milkshake!

  • Mayhem: Let's get serious for a minute. These are smoke detectors, and they're very important. And if you don't have them all over your house like these people did before I took them, well now, you have no excuses. Six smoke detectors...
  • One smoke detector is activated. Mayhem grabs one and smashes it. The quantity reduced to 5.
  • Mayhem: Five smoke detectors. Five bucks.

  • Mayhem: I've got two primo yoga mats that I found in the basement. I'm doing these for two for one because well...
  • Mayhem smells the yoga mats.
  • Mayhem: ...they smell like gasoline.

  • Mayhem rotates the plate with a candlestick on it. The sale price is $2 USD. After a while, Mayhem lifts a plate and the candlestick dropped on the table.

  • Mayhem: Okay folks, we're on to the garage collection now. A lot of lovely items in here and through like uh... like this weed trimmer.
  • Mayhem activates the weed trimmer and trims the plants.
  • Mayhem: Cuts through weeds like a machete through a birthday cake.
  • Mayhem trims the plant.
  • Mayhem: I may be the burglar but you're stealing this from me for twenty bucks.

  • Mayhem: Up next, not potato, the peanuts! A penny per nut! You pick the quantity! Alright.

  • Mayhem sells the car.
  • Mayhem: We've reached the finale of our close out sale, and I'm about all burglared out, but I'm not done bringing you deals get real, no way! Because I'm selling this car. It's got doors, it's got wheels, probably has a horn. I don't really know, but it takes your places A, B, you seen cars before. What type of gas does it take? Not my problem. Somebody buy it now before I ditch it in a lake!
  • The sale price of a "Sweet Ride" $34,170 car is now $200 bucks.

  • Mayhem: In case you haven't been paying attention, while this couple has been posting from the game, I've been selling all their stuff.
  • Mayhem sells the hammer.
  • Mayhem: Next up, I got this hammer. Works like a dream.
  • The Mayhem Sale videos are transitioning.
  • Mayhem uses a weed whacker.
  • Mayhem: You're stealing this from me for $20 bucks.
  • Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you...
  • Mayhem writes "SOLD!" on the art board.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem beeps the horn, and drives reversely.

  • 2016 - 2017[]

    • Mayhem: I'm all that techy stuff you got crammed into your brand-new car.
    • The driver touches the dashboard face.
    • Mayhem: I'm so sexy, you can't keep your hands off me. Do it again.
    • Driver swipes the dashboard face.
    • Mayhem: There you go. I can do whatever you want, except keep your eyes on the road.
    • The car beeps, causing the driver to turn right into the puddle pool. Mayhem laughs.
    • VO: Now, would be a good time to have new car replacement.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2016

    • Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh!

    Mayhem gives the mascot a high-five.

    • Mayhem comes out of water closet.
    • Mayhem: I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on. Now, we're on a winning streak...
    • Mayhem gets into the car.
    • Mayhem: ...and I have never taken them off.
    • Mayhem opens and shuts the driver’s door.
    • Mayhem: So I know where I’m going? Absolutely. We’re going to the playoff!
    • Mayhem drives the car, moving another car to the street lantern.

    (Fictionalization. Do not attempt.)

    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
    • Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
    • Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

    2017

    • Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh! I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on, and I have never taken them off.
    • Mayhem gets into the car.
    • Mayhem: So I know the difference between reversing drive? Duh! I just can't see around all this school spirit.
    • Mayhem drivers the car, moving another car to the street lantern.
    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
    • Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
    • Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
    • VO: March is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

    (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)

    • Mayhem is stuck on a hoop. The players throw the basketball to the backboard.
    • Mayhem: Check it out. I'm a hoop, and I'm 18 inches of nope. Brick!
    • Mayhem catches the ball and throws it outside the area, and on to the oncoming traffic.
    • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
    • Mayhem blows.
    • Mayhem: You guys are terrible.
    • VO: Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a super important businessman. How'd this happen? I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
  • Mayhem takes a look back before the accident. He was driving with a business phone.
  • Mayhem: Because if you're not working as hard as the guy in the car next to you, well then, you're slacking. Business accomplished! Woo! (laughs)
  • (Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt. Do not text and drive.)

    • The car drives onto the barrier ramp and collapses the road construction tools.
    • Mayhem: And if you do business like me, well, no bonus for you.
    • Mayhem throws the phone to construction area.
    • VO: Don't drive like Mayhem, and Allstate will give you two bonus checks every year you're accident free.

  • Mayhem: Hey, I'm your train of thought. I'm usually right on track, but you know on these long road trips, I like to play a little game with myself as I call "20,000 questions".
  • When your mind wanders, your car wanders.
  • Mayhem: Hey, and how do objects in the mirror get closer than they appear? Huh?
  • Mayhem: We get 20 miles per gallon and we got two cupholders for a cap. How much gas money do we need?
  • Mayhem: What keeps what happens in Vegas in Vegas?
  • Mayhem: What's the abbreviation for abbreviation?
  • Mayhem: And wonder baby cares might come from?
  • Mayhem: Ever wonder if the Little Dipper gets Dipper NZ?
  • Mayhem: How do I know what came first?
  • Mayhem: I came first. (x2)
  • Mayhem: That came last.
  • The car honks.
  • Mayhem: Hey.
  • The car goes on.
  • Keep your mind on the road.
  • Allstate. You're in good hands. Learn how you can make America's roads safer. Visit allstate.com/bestdriversreport

  • Mayhem: I'm a bracket.
  • Mayhem comes out of the pieces.
  • Mayhem: An actual real bracket, and when I busted, it's your home insurance that might take the hit.
  • VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of a claim. Are you in good hands?

  • #ResolutionsAreMayhem[]

    • Mayhem is on the roof.
    • Boy: Mayhem, what are you doing up there?
    • Mayhem: No more Mayhem. It's my New Year's Resolution.
    • Boy: Then what are you now?
    • Dean: I'm a lightning rod waiting to protect your home from a lightning strike.
    • Boy: That's boring.
    • Dean: You know what? Tell me something I don't know.
    • Boy: I'm allergic to pet dander.
    • Dean: I was being sarcastic.
    • Boy: I thought you were being a lightning rod.
    • Dean: Hey, you're cute!
    • Boy: Whatever. Can you get my plane?
    • Dean: Yeah, I don't do planes. I just do lightning.

  • Mayhem: I've been a lot of things over the years. Your Blind Spot. Your loose Satellite Dish. A literal deer in the headlights. But it's a new year and I'm making a resolution. No more Mayhem. This year, I'm everything that helps keep you safe, like the fuzzy yellow tennis ball, dangling from the string, helping make sure you pull the car in far enough...
  • The car stops as the windshield hits the tennis ball (Mayhem).
  • Mayhem: ...but not too far.

  • Mayhem: I'm a road flare, laying here so traffic can safely navigate around this broken down RV.
  • Worker: Really? A road flare?
  • Mayhem: Yes, my New Year’s Resolution. I'm all about safety and stuff.
  • Worker: Like you're not even going to try to catch something on fire?
  • Mayhem: No... no, I'm not.
  • Worker: I'm going to miss you, man.
  • Mayhem: Yeah, I'm going to miss me too.

  • Mayhem: I'm your home security system. It's part of my New Year's Resolution of 'No More Mayhem', so, detecting motion is pretty much to highlight of my day. Hips. Ah, don't you do it!
  • The cat climbed up to mess on the flower vase.
  • Mayhem activates the security alarm.

  • Resolutions change back to Mayhem on Sunday, January 7th, 2018.
  • Mayhem: Since my New Year's Resolution to be safe stuff, people keep asking me if I miss the Mayhem. Is being a tennis ball dangling from a string to help you pull your car in far enough as exciting as a roadway collision? No, it's not.
  • Mayhem: Is waiting around trying to protect your house from a lightning strike give me the same rush as being golf ball sized hail?
  • Mayhem: Of course not. But if you can stick to your New Year's resolution then I can stick to mine and be the best road flare I can... what?! You couldn't even last two weeks?!
  • Mayhem: In that case, consider Mayhem officially back!
  • Mayhem walks off the roof, the lightning struck on the roof!
  • The car is driving into the garage. Mayhem laughs and pulls off the tennis ball. The car stops with a collision to garage shelves.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected in 2018 from Mayhem...
  • Mayhem puts out the flare and disables the road flare. The car collides with the bumper.
  • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem: Hey, how's that no sweets near his Resolution working out for you?
  • Lady: Good.
  • Mayhem: And I broke my “no more Mayhem” New Year's Resolution? That feels great.
  • Lady: I'm sure he did.
  • Mayhem: So, you know when you say “no sweets” you mean ignore portion?
  • Lady: Yeah.
  • Mayhem: What about you know, cake, can eat cake?
  • Lady: No.
  • Mayhem: How about a 26 pound party Python gummy?
  • Lady: Where did you get that?
  • Mayhem: Well, cheat day.
  • Mayhem eats the gummy.
  • Lady: No.
  • Mayhem: Good, more for me.

  • Resolutions are made to be broken.

    2018 - 2020[]

    • Mayhem walks to the house door.
    • The phone detected Mayhem. Jeff shows the camera.
    • Jeff, Hey, who are you?
    • Mayhem: Oh, hey Jeff, I'm a car thief.
    • Jeff: What?
    • Mayhem: I'm here to steal your car, because well, that's my job.
    • Mayhem grabs the flag.
    • Jeff: What?
    • Mayhem: What?
    • Jeff: What?!
    • Mayhem: What?
    • Jeff: WHAT?!
    • Mayhem: What?!
    • Mayhem smashes the driver's window using the flag.
    • Jeff: WHAT?!
    • Mayhem laughing.
    • Mayhem: It happens. And if you got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice.
    • Mayhem starts the engine and drives a car, colliding through things.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The phone detected Mayhem. Tanya shows the camera.
  • Mayhem: I'm a bunch of wind. And just like your stomach after that strip mall sushi, well, I'm a bit unpredictable.
  • Mayhem grabs the umbrella.
  • Mayhem: Let's redecorate!
  • Mayhem throws the umbrella through the window.
  • Tanya is shocked!
  • Mayhem: What's the matter Tanya, I thought you loved being spontaneous?
  • Tanya: I do.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, I might break the bank too.
  • The palm tree falls.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem throws the lantern to the camera.
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm a bunch of wind. And just like your stomach after that strip mall sushi, well, I'm a bit unpredictable. Let's redecorate. Whatsyamatter Tanya, I thought you loved being spontaneous?
    • Tanya: I do.
    • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, I might break the bank too. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your overly confident dog walker. I walked 100 dogs if my paws were big enough to hold all the leashes. But right now, all these furs making it harder to see where I'm going.
  • The front door camera detected Mayhem. A man shows the camera.
  • Mayhem: And your brickwork?
  • Mayhem trips on the loose brick and falls to his face.
  • Mayhem: Worse on the block.
  • Employee guy: What are you doing walking my dog? You're not Kevin.
  • Mayhem: I am today. And if you got the wrong home insurance, well, paying for my medical bills is gonna be rough.
  • The dogs begin to lick Mayhem's head wound.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • The music plays.
  • Minister: And now for the rings.
  • Mayhem takes the rings and swallows them before giving to the wedding couple.
  • (You are not Mayhem. Do not attempt.)

    • The wedding couple see Mayhem, the ring bearer.
    • The lady tells Mayhem to have the rings, but Mayhem already swallowed the rings and they don’t have on the pillow.
    • Mayhem. I'm a 4-year-old ring bearer with a bad habit of swallowing stuff.
    • Mayhem stands up without the rings.
    • Mayhem: I still won't eat my broccoli though.
    • Mayhem goes to the wedding couple without the rings presented.
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right coverage, you could be paying for that pricey love band yourself.
    • The wedding couple becomes discerned without the rings.
    • Mayhem: So get an Allstate agent and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • Mayhem throws a pillow on his back to the wedding couple and minister. They realized the rings are not there.
    • #WeddingsAreMayhem
    • Mayhem: Can't a ring bearer get a snack around here?

  • Mayhem: I'm a tin can tied to your bumper, 'cause I don't think enough people heard about your big day...
  • The wedding getaway car starts. The wedding couple is off.
  • (Leave Mayhem to the professionals. Do not attempt.)

    • Mayhem: ...but nothing says "we got married" like a 12 ounce piece of scrap metal.
    • The wedding car drives with tin cans behind the back.
    • Mayhem: Yo! We got married! Honk if you like joint assets!
    • The wedding couple waves to the neighbors.
    • Mayhem: Now you're so busy soaking up all this attention, you don't see the car in front of you!
    • The groom hit the brakes and crashes to the parked car. Mayhem hits his head on the wedding car.
    • Mayhem: And if I can crash your "perfect day", imagine what I can do to the rest of 'em.
    • Mayhem gets up and stands up.
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
    • #WeddingsAreMayhem

  • Mayhem: I'm the play by play announcer who's in your ear all game long. And the more praise I heap on your team, the more excited you get. Touchdown!
  • The team is excited!
  • Mayhem: Now, you don't hear the upstairs toilet overflowing, but I don't mean with confidence. You wanted a bowl season?
  • The upstairs bathroom floor is cracking.
  • Mayhem: You got a bowl season.
  • The trapdoor opens and the water spills to the team.
  • Mayhem: And if I can show up on game day, imagine what could happen the rest of the week.
  • The electric logo cuts off.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Football season is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

  • Football player: Hut...
  • The fans are cheering. A football player throws the football and Mayhem missed catching the football.
  • Mayhem takes off his helmet.
  • Mayhem: This season, I'm everyone with the case of the dropsies.
  • Mayhem opens the water closet.
  • Mayhem: I just dropped my phone.
  • The phone rings.
  • Mayhem: Can you help me out?
  • The grill is smoking.
  • Mayhem: Hey honey, I might have dropped a match.
  • The lady is disgraced with the grill.
  • Mayhem: I did.
  • The lady uses the fire extinguisher to put out the smoke.
  • Mayhem: And if I could show up on game day...
  • Mayhem drops the food.
  • Mayhem: WOO!... imagine what could happen the rest of the week.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate...
  • The cheerleader team launches her in the air without having to catch her from the air.
  • Mayhem: ...and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Football season is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

  • Mayhem: I'm a hip city guy and I'm always hopping on the next big thing. Right now, these scooters are lit! People love these things...
  • Mayhem hops off the scooter and it's auto piloting.
  • Mayhem: ...because you can leave them anywhere!
  • The scooter falls as the car hits.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate car insurance, you might be lit up with that bill, so be better protected with Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm a parking guy, and on game day, my moves are my money maker. And the more cars I stuff into this yard...
  • Driver: Perfect!
  • Mayhem: ...the more money I make. Aha ha ha!
  • Driver: Seriously?
  • Driver 2 goes backward.
  • Mayhem: Come on pal, you got this. There you go.
  • (Professional Driver on a Closed Course. Do Not Attempt.)

    • Driver 2: Got room for one more?
    • Mayhem: Oh yeah, right over there.
    • The car falls from its back.
    • Mayhem: Hey cheap parking, you get what you pay for, and if you've got cut rate car insurance, you might end up paying for this yourself. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem...
    • Mayhem puts the flag on the front engine.
    • Mayhem: ...like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm a tailgater tailgating to get to my tailgate. Now, it might not get me there any faster but hey, it gets me ready for football.
  • Mayhem beeps the horn.
  • Mayhem: Let's tailgate.
  • Driver is distracted.
  • Driver: I can't go anywhere.
  • Mayhem: But you're so busy watching me tailgate that you don't see the one in front of you.
  • A car crashes to the back of the truck.
  • Mayhem: And your cut rate car insurance, it might not pay for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. (laughs)

  • Mayhem: I'm an aspiring beauty blogger. And this mermaid hair how-to is gonna get me a ton of likes. But leaving this burning-hot hair straightener on this towel, that's a thumbs down emoji.
  • Mayhem places the hot hair straightener to the towel.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, well, paying for this is gonna leave a mark.
  • The hot hair straightener ignites the flames.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your cat, and ever since you brought me home that day, well, I've been plotting to destroy you.
  • Mayhem interacts with the things in their home.
  • Mayhem: Sizing you up, calculating your every move. You think this is love? This is a billion years of tiger DNA just ready to pounce.
  • The upstairs bathroom overflown and the floor of the ceiling cracks.
  • Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, you could be coughing up the cash for this.
  • Mayhem spits the snack chips.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like meow.
  • Mayhem eats the cat food and laughs.

  • Mayhem sits above the fireplace shelf.
  • Mayhem: I'm the Elf on the Shelf. And thanks to your woodworking skills, this is about to get a whole lot less jolly.
  • The Elf on the Shelf collapses, causing a wreckage to the electronic devices (laptop, tablet). Dog begins to feel sobbed.
  • Mayhem: And unless these are protected by Allstate, this little mess-up, is going to cost you big!
  • VO: Protect your portable electronics against breaks, spills, and other yuletide mishaps with a protection plan by Allstate. Available at Walmart and Walmart.com.
  • Mayhem receives the word from a phone radio.
  • Phone: Elf down! Elf down! Elf down!

  • Mayhem barks as a puppy.
  • Mayhem: I'm your 70-pound St. Bernard puppy. And my lack of impulse control is about to become your problem.
  • Tina Fey focuses on driving in the road.
  • Tina: Ahh, no, come on, I saw you eating poop earlier.
  • Mayhem acts like a puppy, grabbing things with his mouth.
  • Tina: Hey! My focus is on the road, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise. Who's the dummy now?
  • Mayhem barks to another puppy. Another car hits the Taxi car.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where good drivers save 40 percent for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem continues barking as a dog.
  • Tina: Sorry! He's a baby!
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm your 70lb St. Bernard puppy. And my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem.
    • Tina: Ahh, no, come on, I saw you eating poop earlier. My focus is on the road, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise. Who's the dummy now?
    • Mayhem: So get Allstate, where good drivers save 40% for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
    • Tina: Sorry! He's a baby!

  • Mayhem: I'm your mother-in-law, and I like to question your every move. Like this left turn.
  • Tina: It's the next one.
  • Mayhem: You always drive this slow?
  • Tina: How did you make someone I love?
  • Mayhem: That must be why you're always so late.
  • Tina: I do not speed, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise.
  • Mayhem: Yeah, my son, he did say that you were the save option.
  • Tina: And that's the nicest thing you ever said to me.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate.
  • Tina: Stop bossing.
  • Mayhem: Where good drivers save 40 percent for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem does an air kiss.
  • Mayhem: This is my son's favorite color, you should try it. You always drive like an old lady?
  • Tina: You're an old lady.

  • New Year's Day 2022 - Present[]

    • A driver is going with Mayhem on his side. Mayhem tosses the paper cup.
    • Mayhem: I'm those fries you've been craving. I'm hot. I'm steamy. And oh man, so I smell delicious.
    • Mayhem: I'm calling your name. Doug...Doug.
    • A driver is distracted, taking the fries, making the car turns and jumps over the curb and goes down the grass hill to the top of the barrier.
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, paying for these repairs may be tough to swallow.

  • Mayhem records himself a video.
  • Mayhem: I'm the latest hashtag challenge. And everyone on social media is trying me.
  • A driver looks at Mayhem recording a hashtag video.
  • Mayhem: I'm trending so hard that "hashtag common sense" can't keep up.
  • The driver keeps looking at Mayhem.
  • Mayhem: This is going to get tens and tens of views.
  • Suddenly, it crashes into a construction truck.
  • Mayhem follows the affected vehicle.
  • Mayhem: But if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, you could be left to pay for this... yourself.
  • TV Version

    • Alicia Keys VO: Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.

    15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm the latest hashtag challenge, and everyone on social media is trying me.
    • A driver crashes into a supply vehicle.
    • Mayhem: But if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, you could be left to pay for all of this... yourself. So get Allstate.

  • Mayhem rides an exercise bike with a handheld water bottle.
  • Mayhem: I'm a fancy exercise bike noobie.
  • Mayhem: And I've gone from zero to obsessed in like... three days.
  • Mayhem pours the water onto himself, then he puts it away.
  • Mayhem: After riding twelve miles to nowhere, I'm taking a detour.
  • Mayhem launches himself out of the bike and breaks through the glass door.
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could be working out a way to pay for this yourself.
  • Mayhem drinks, pours onto himself and tosses away.
  • 15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm a fancy exercise bike noobie.
    • Instructor: Come on! A little more!
    • Mayhem: And I'm taking a detour.
    • Mayhem launches himself out of the exercise bike and shatters through the backyard door.
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could be working this out yourself. So get Allstate.

  • Tom Wilson: Welcome to the Allstate Sugar Bowl. It's great to see fans connect with over their favorite teams.
  • 2022

    • Tom Wilson sits on a chair.
    • Tom Wilson: It's amazing how technology keeps us coming.
    • Mayhem: Sports!
    • Tom Wilson: And Allstate, we're embracing everything from drone to survey these answers, to technology that makes roads safer.
    • Mayhem laughs, scoops the popcorn.

    2024

    • Tom: At Allstate, our businesses are about making lives better, safer, and more connected.
    • Tom Wilson: More ways than ever, to make sure you're in good hands.
    • Mayhem: Hey Tom, catch!
    • Mayhem throws the popcorn to Tom's face. He throws the popcorn in the air.
    • Tom Wilson and Mayhem: And keep you safe from Mayhem... like me!
    • Tom Wilson: Congratulations to both teams! Enjoy the game.
    • Mayhem kicks the popcorn off the table.
    • Mayhem: Game on.

  • Mayhem: I'm your football obsessed best man.
  • Mayhem is tying the bowtie for him in the wedding day.
  • Mayhem: And I think having your big day, during the big game, is the worst.
  • A groom hands the mini flowers and Mayhem throws it behind.
  • Mayhem: You kidding me.
  • Mayhem (as a groomsman): Physically I'm right here, But mentally, I'm here.
  • Mayhem is watching the football game on his phone.
  • Mayhem: Yeah, I do. C'mon, speed it up.
  • Mayhem is sitting on the chair and slowly leans and falls.
  • Mayhem: So, when all eyes are on you, my eyes are glued to the game.
  • Mayhem activates the trap, by unplugging the hang of the wedding lights, the chandelier falls down to crush the wedding cake, and the wedding patio leans and smashes the luxurious wedding getaway car.
  • Mayhem: Touchdown, yeah!
  • Mayhem gets back up.
  • Mayhem: And if you didn't bundle your home and auto insurance, all of this, could be tough to tackle. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem is fighting with the football kids.
  • Mayhem: I'm the captain of the Pee Wee Football Team. We may be small but we are...
  • Football kids: Mighty!
  • Mayhem's mother: Mighty.
  • Mayhem: ...Annoying, and you are so tired from playing defense against us, that your focus is about to ride the bench.
  • His mother brakes the park and parks next to the sidewalk.
  • Mayhem: Go, go! Thanks, Mom!
  • Mayhem's mother: Bye.
  • Mayhem throws the football in the park.
  • Mayhem: Come on, come on.
  • His mother drives and bumps into another parked vehicle.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut rate car insurance, then not even a Hail Mary will save you from paying for this. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Awesome.

  • Mayhem is rushing to a football stadium.
  • Mayhem: I'm the team mascot and boy, am I running late. But I got lead in my foot, and spirit in my fingers!
  • Mayhem is making a sharp U-turn and bumps through the vulnerable car back. (Professional driver on closed road. Do not attempt.)
  • Mayhem: Ha ha what a hit! And if you have cut rate car insurance, the cost to cover that might tank your season.
  • Mayhem makes a sharp turn and parks and wears a mascot head. Mayhem's car parked dumb, occupying three parking spaces horizontally.
  • Mayhem (as a mascot): So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Mayhem Mascot takes a cheerleading pom from a cheerleader and throws away.
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm the team mascot, and boy, am I running late. But I've got lead on my foot and spirit in my fingers! Woo! Ha ha what a hit! And if you have cut rate car insurance, the cost to cover that might tank your season. So get Allstate, and be better protection from Mayhem, like me. (laughing) Woo!

  • Mayhem: I'm a rad teenager making sick videos for my socials.
  • Mayhem is recording a TikTok video for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
  • Mayhem: You know, check it out, squad. I'm on a big old buzz for some of a random.
  • Guillermo: He made us distracting.
  • Mayhem: Tell the Bus Driver to speed it up, cause I'm 24/7 hype.
  • Guillermo: He has DriveWise from Allstate. From saving big money by driving safely.
  • Mayhem: Alright, boomer. What if-
  • VO: Get DriveWise from Allstate and save for avoiding Mayhem.

  • This commercial takes place inside Jimmy Kimmel Live Gullermobile bus.
  • Mayhem comes out of the pizza box.
  • Mayhem: I'm a delicious broker pizza. Waiting for you at the end of your road trip
  • Guillermo: I love you.
  • Mayhem: And tell the driver to speed it up.
  • Guillermo: He's using DriveWise from Allstate with safe drivers save big money by driving safely.
  • Mayhem: Hey, I'm getting cold over here.
  • Guillermo: Well, you better stay chilled onto hot and pure.
  • VO: Get DriveWise from Allstate and save for avoiding Mayhem.
  • The fans applaud them for excellent performance.

  • Mayhem: Twas the night before Christmas went all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Except for this Mouse, decorations were hung with meticulous care, that is until I gave this lady a scare.
  • A lady gets furious and throws a pillow into the floor lamp, causing to lean into the Christmas Tree. The hanging ceiling decorations snapped and the Christmas tree falls and the ball went into the fireplace, causing the fire to spread and explosions occur throughout the Christmas.
  • Mayhem: A holiday lesson we all can learn: protect your home with Allstate or your walls could get burned.
  • Mayhem kicks the Christmas present.
  • Lady: Burl?!
  • Mayhem: And to all a good night.

  • Mayhem: I'm a nutcracker in your kids' holiday show.
  • Mayhem kicks the holiday present.
  • Mayhem: And I want all eyes on me. Which means getting every moment of your kid, is going to be tough.
  • Mayhem smashes through the window in the show.
  • Mayhem: Whew! Showbiz, yeah!
  • The audience begin to panic and their devices drop to the floor as Mayhem smashes through the show wall.
  • Mayhem: And unless your portable devices are protected, well, this moment, it never happen.
  • Female VO: Protect your portable electronics from holiday Mayhem, with the Walmart Protection Plans by Allstate. Available at Walmart and Walmart.com.
  • Mayhem: Who needs rehearsals?
  • Show Girl: Uh, it's you.
  • Mayhem: Just for men.

  • Mayhem's mother is driving while Mayhem is looking at his phone.
  • Mayhem: I'm a screen addicted tween. And if I'm not posting on social media, I don't feel seen. Hey, Mom, look. Mom? Oh my god, Mom, you gotta look at this...
  • Mayhem's mother: Nope... Keeping my eyes on the road is paying off with DriveWise. Post about that.
  • Mayhem clones: Bo-ring.
  • Mayhem is distracting a driver right next to a DriveWise safe driver.
  • Mayhem: Oh, say cheese!
  • Driver: No, thank you.
  • Mayhem: Unblock me!
  • Driver: Stop!
  • The other car suddenly brakes quickly and stops at a traffic light.
  • Mayhem: That was awesome! Hey, what's your @? I'll tag you.
  • Mayhem: Get DriveWise from Allstate and save 40 percent for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
  • 15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm a screen addicted tween. And if I'm not posting on social media, I don't feel seen. Oh my god, Mom, you gotta look...
    • Mayhem's mother: Nope... Keeping my eyes on the road is paying off with DriveWise.
    • Mayhem: Boring.
    • Mayhem: Get DriveWise from Allstate and save for avoiding Mayhem, like me.

  • Mayhem: I'm your glitchy Wi-Fi. And I decided well... if you're on vacation? I am too.
  • Mayhem teleports to the kitchen as the refrigerator dispensing water out.
  • Mayhem: Which means your smart home isn't so smart.
  • Smart Home Voice: Sprinkler on.
  • The water lawn washing the car's windshield while people are inside.
  • Mayhem: And now, I'm sending mixed signals, to your garage.
  • The car is sent colliding through the garage door.
  • Mayhem: And if you haven't bundled your home and auto coverage, trying to unpack this isn't going to be too much fun. Hey, check the router.
  • Mayhem taps the front car windshield.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem while saving up to 25 percent when you bundle home and auto.

  • Mayhem: I'm your overly competitive brother.
  • Brother: Check.
  • Mayhem: Psych!
  • Mayhem throws a basketball below his brother's balls.
  • Mayhem: And I'm about to steal this game from you, just like I stole Kelly Carter in High School, huh?
  • The basketball coach deflects the ball to prevent Mayhem from scoring. They wrestle and fight for the basketball.
  • Basketball coach: You GOT no game.
  • His brother reflects the ball out of the hoops.
  • Brother: Dude, that's a FOUL!
  • Mayhem takes off his coach's jersey.
  • Mayhem: And now, you're ready to settle the score. GAME OVER!
  • Mayhem throws a basketball into the hoop and scored!
  • But the coach missed slam dunking the hoop and held on the rings, this making it fall and snapped the garage's upper wall!
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, well, you could end up paying for all this yourself. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, yeah, like me.
  • Basketball coach: Thanks bro.
  • Mayhem: Take a lap, rookie.
  • Basketball coach: Real mature.
  • 15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm your overly competitive brother.
    • Basketball coach: Check. Strafe. Really.
    • Mayhem and the coach wrestle, as where Mayhem takes off the coach's jersey.
    • Basketball coach: Dude, that's a foul!
    • Mayhem: And now, you're late to settle a score.
    • The coach missed a shot to slam dunk the hoop. He held on the rings and snapped the garage's upper wall.
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, well, you going to have to pay for all of this yourself. So get Allstate.

  • A boy proposes to Stacey.
  • Kyle: Staaaaacccceeeyyy!
  • Mayhem: I'm the sizzle in this promposal. And tonight, sparks are gonna fly.
  • Kyle: Hey Stacey!
  • Stacey: Kyle?
  • Mayhem: And while Romeo over here is trying to look cool, things are about to heat up.
  • The wind blows the candles, knocking to the ground, and ignites the fallen leaves. It begins to light up the house.
  • Kyle: Uh-oh.
  • Dad: Darn it, kyle!
  • Kyle's dad is using a fire extinguisher to smother the flames. It wasn't enough to smother them all, instead, it continues to fire up.
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could end up paying for this yourself.
  • Kyle's dad extinguishes the candles.
  • Kyle: Sorry, Mr. Sanchez!
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from mayhem, like me. That's a hard no.
  • The fire truck and other emergency vehicles come to put out the fire.
  • 15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm the sizzle in this promposal.
    • Kyle: Stacey!
    • Mayhem: And while Romeo over here is trying to look cool, things are about to heat up.
    • Dad: Darn it, Kyle!
    • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could end up paying for this yourself. So get Allstate.

  • Mayhem: I'm a bear. I'm coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life. And papa is hungry.
  • Mayhem acts like a bear, hissing the car and tears off the left rear door.
  • Mayhem: And while you're hitting the trail, I'm hitting your cooler. Oh, Jitter!
  • Mayhem dumps the foods out of the cooler bag.
  • Mayhem: And if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, you're gonna pay for all this yourself.
  • Mayhem tears the blind spot mirror from the left.
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Roar!
  • TV Version

    • Mayhem: I'm a bear. I'm coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life, and papa is hungry. And while you're hitting the trail, I'm hitting your cooler. Oh, CHEDDAR! I've got HOT DOG BUNS! And your cut rate car insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Roar!

    30-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm a high school hero, class 89, baby! And while you're out here making holiday memories, I'm about to relive my glory days! Say Cheese! And if your devices are protected, you can't skate around this!
    • Female VO: Protect your portable devices from holiday Mayhem, with the Walmart Protection Plans by Allstate. Available at Walmart and Walmart.com.
    • Mayhem: MVP. MVP!

    15-second version

    • Mayhem: I'm a high school hero, class 89, baby! And I'm about to relive my glory days! Say Cheese! And three devices are protected, you can't skate around this!
    • Mayhem goes ice skating and snatches the phone away from the ice skating boy. He also sabotages the headphones and other devices the people had.
    • Female VO: Protect your portable electronics from holiday Mayhem, with the Walmart Protection Plans by Allstate.

  • Mayhem is riding a toy bike on the street, after losing a bet with "Honk at me" sign.
  • Mayhem: I'm a guy who lost a bet and my dignity.
  • Driver: Get out of the way!
  • Mayhem: As if watching my team lose wasn't punishment enough.
  • A school bus student is shouting at Mayhem. The cars honk at him as he continues riding.
  • Mayhem: What are you looking at, huh? What are you... it's a one speed!
  • The cars collide as one goes out of parallel parking lot and after she looks at Mayhem, she crashes into another car.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate car insurance, odds are you'll be paying for that yourself. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Hey, I'm walking here.
  • A car stops immediately when Mayhem is walking on the streets.

  • Mayhem: I'm a parking gate and I'm all out of whack.
  • Mayhem acts as a parking gate, opening after the ticket inserted.
  • Parking voice: Please insert your parking ticket.
  • Mayhem: It's going to take a lot more than a little ticket to get out of here.
  • As Mayhem closes the gate heavily, Mayhem bends the engine compartment.
  • Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate car insurance, this could leave you all bent out of shape.
  • Driver: No! Ahhh!
  • Mayhem closes the gate again and smashes through the windshield.
  • So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, yeah, like me.
  • Driver: Uh... someone!
  • A driver presses the call attendant button.
  • Mayhem: That's broken too, pal. (laughs)
  • Parking voice: Please insert your parking ticket.

  • A driver opens the engine compartment and reveals Mayhem.
  • Mayhem: Surprise! I'm your blown gasket and I'm out of warranty which means you're out of pocket. And if your car warranty is expired, get Allstate Extended Vehicle Care and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
  • Ilyssa Fradin VO: Talk to your dealer about an Allstate Vehicle Service Contract today.

  • Mayhem: I'm a bird stuck in Larry Bird's attic and I'm going cuckoo.
  • Mayhem acts a bird and slides the objects away. Larry Bird stands up and grabs the bird catching net.
  • Larry Bird: What the heck?
  • Mayhem: What you got, Larry? May the best bird win! Brick!
  • Larry Bird swings to attempt to catch Mayhem, but he ducks and instead hits the objects.
  • Mayhem: You may be a legend on the court but you're an amateur up here. Heads up Larry!
  • Larry trips on something and jumps and bangs his head on a wood, making him fall through the attic floor, and he is stuck as a bird hanging in the attic!
  • Mayhem: So get Allstate. Save money and be protected from Mayhem, like me. Now you're the bird stuck in the attic.

  • Alicia Keys VO: Get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem for a whole lot less.
  • Quotes[]
    • Dennis Haysbert VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from Mayhem, like Allstate agents. (2010)
      • Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent. (2011)
      • Mayhem is everywhere, so get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands? (2012)
      • Good hands, good home. Make sure you have the right home protection. Talk to an Allstate agent. (2013)
      • Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands? (2013)
      • It's good to be in good hands. (2016)
    News[]

    • Narrator: Using social media to brag that you're at a game? It's just part of being a football fan. Reading these posts to find out who's not at home? That's just part of being a burglar. Allstate insurance found that 78 percent of burglars are using social media to find their next target. To warn the country, we took over one of the biggest nights in college football and made an example of one real oversharing couple.
    • Allstate's 2015 Sugar Bowl has captured the oversharing couple inside the stadium.
    • Narrator: While Matt and Shannon were tweeting from the game, out social savvy burglar appeared in their house and started selling stuff live on the Internet.
    • Mayhem uses a weed trimmer to trim through plants.
    • Mayhem: I may be the burglar but you're stealing this from me for $20 bucks. Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at MayhemSale.com!
    • Narrator: This is the #MayhemSale.
    • The camera zooms to the targeted couple inside Sugar Bowl stadium.
    • Narrator: January 1st, surrounded by 74,000 people in with another 30 million tuning in on TV, Matt & Shannon's night took a turn.
    • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
    • Mayhem: But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch...
    • Narrator: From the moment, the first commercial aired, the sale was on.
    • The news transitions the commercial videos one by one.
    • Narrator: Eight commercials and 18 online videos announced every overshare special. Twitter type of television type of e-commerce as we sold over 250 items to real people in real time.
    • Shannon: Where did it been actually selling stuff?
    • Narrator: Yes, we sold the 60-inch TV for $1 an inch. The stainless steel fridge for $99. the washer, dirty laundry, crystal crap, furniture, power tools, a pink stapler, this thing and more, even down to the last cotton swab. And oh yeah, a $34,000 car for just $200.
    • Mayhem: Somebody buy it now before I ditch it in a lake!
    • It transitions to Twitter posts about #MayhemSale.
    • Narrator: As people caught on, #MayhemSale rose to the number-one trending hashtag in the world.
    • Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you!
    • Shannon: I thought it [bleep] blowing it. This is [bleep].
    • Narrator: By the end of the night, everything had sold out.
    • It transitions to the U.S. National News about Social Media.
    • Narrator: And in a matter of hours, Allstate had taken an issue that was off America's radar, and made it national news.
    • From Weekend Express, Fox News, Good Day LA News, and then ABC News.
    • Good Day LA Reporter: I don't know you guys heard about this...
    • ABC News Reporter: Were you at the Sugar Bowl? Did you post about it on social media?
    • 95 million media impressions, 33 million page views, and home insurance policies up 18%.
    • Narrator: But this wasn't just a social media stuff, the campaign contributed to an 18 percent increase in home insurance sales.

  • Narrator: Using social media to brag that you're at a game? It's just part of being a football fan. Reading these posts to find out who's not at home? That's just part of being a burglar. Allstate insurance found that 78 percent of burglars are using social media to find their next target. To warn the country, we used one of the biggest nights in college football and one real oversharing couple. While Matt and Shannon were away at the game, Mayhem appeared in their house and started selling stuff live on the Internet.
  • Mayhem: I may be the burglar but you're stealing this from me for $20 bucks. Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at MayhemSale.com!
  • Narrator: This is the #MayhemSale.
  • Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
  • Mayhem: But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch...
  • Narrator: From the moment, the first commercial aired, Mayhem has taken over the game.
  • Mayhem: Next up, I got this hammer.
  • It transitions to different commercials of Mayhem Sale.
  • Narrator: Eight commercials and 19 online videos announced every overshare special. Twitter type of television type of e-commerce while the action on the field intensified, Matt & Shannon watched on as we sold nearly 300 items to real people in real time.
  • Shannon: Where did it been actually selling stuff?
  • Narrator: Yes, we sold the 60-inch TV for $1 an inch. The stainless steel fridge for $99. the washer, dirty laundry, crystal crap, furniture, power tools, a pink stapler, this thing and more, even down to the last cotton swab. And oh yeah, a $34,000 car for just $200.
  • Mayhem: Somebody buy it now before I ditch it in a lake!
  • It transitions to Twitter posts about #MayhemSale.
  • Narrator: As people caught on, Twitter exploded into a frenzy, shooting #MayhemSale to the number-one tending hashtag in the world.
  • 78 million social media impressions in only 4 hours.
  • Narrator: We hadn't just stolen Matt & Shannon's toothbrushes and unmentionables. We had stolen the game.
  • National News are reported after Mayhem Sale was over.
  • Shannon: I thought that was really blowing up, this is nuts.
  • Good Day LA Reporter: I don't know you guys heard about this, personally all ads online.
  • ABC News Reporter: Were you at the Sugar Bowl? Did you post about it on social media?
  • Narrator: In a matter of hours, Allstate had taken an issue that was off America's radar and made it national news. All thanks to one little Mayhem Sale.

  • Esurance[]

    Sep 15 2013

    • VO: If you've had a dollar for every dollar on car insurance companies say they'll save you by switching, you'd have, like, a ton of dollars. But, how are they saving you those dollars? A lot of companies might answer "Um" or "No comment." Then there's Esurance. Born online, raised by technology, and majors in efficiency. So whatever they save, you save. Hassle, time, paperwork, hair-tearing out, and, yes, especially dollars. Esurance. insurance for the modern world. Click or Call.

    Jul 8 2014

    • Female manager: So, what's this...?
    • Printing guy: Check it out. I just saved 15 percent on car insurance in 15 minutes, so I took a selfie to show everyone how happy I am.
    • Female manager: Really? Because Esurance saved me money in half that time. Can I...?
    • Printing guy: Oh you can be in it! No need to photo-bomb me. Hashbrown. Selfie.
    • Female manager: Yeah... That's not how it works.
    • VO: 15 minutes for a quote isn't how it works anymore. Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.

    Aug 31 2014=

    • A lady (Shirlee) smashes a candy with a hammer.
    • Shirlee: When you told me about this "Candy Crush" game at first I thought "So What?", but now I can't stop playing.
    • Shirlee smashes more candies.
    • Man: That's not how it works.
    • Shirlee: I mean it's so simple. It's like my car insurance. I saved 15 percent in fifteen minutes.
    • Man: Well Esurance could have saved you money in half that time.
    • Shirlee: Three in a row! Sweet!
    • VO: 15 minutes for a quote isn't so sweet.
    • Shirlee: Level 2!
    • VO: Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.

    Jan 9 2015

    • Grandpa: Check it out! I'm sending a Tweet. Tweet!
    • Woman: That's now how it works, grandpa.
    • Grandpa: You think I am out of touch. I saved 15 percent on car insurance in just 15 minutes.
    • Woman: You could've saved money in half that time with Esurance.
    • A bird delivers a letter back to the grandpa.
    • Grandpa: Ah, a reply... I'm trending!
    • VO: 15 minutes for a quote is old news. Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.

    Jan 31 2015

    • VO: Esurance was born online. Which means fewer costs, which saves money. Their customer experience is virtually paperless which saves paper, which saves money. They have smart online tools so you only pay for what's right for you which saves money. They settle claims quickly which saves time, which saves money. They drive an all-hybrid claims fleet which saves gas, which saves money. They were born online, and built to save money, which means when they save, you save. Because that's how it should in the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.

    July 18 2016

    • VO: Esurance does auto insurance a smarter way, which saves money. They offer a claim-free discount because safe drivers cost less to insure and that saves money. Pay like you pay your bills electronically, which saves books in which saves money. Based on the claims quickly that saves time, which saves money. And they offer a home and auto insurance, so you can bundle your policies, which saves money. Esurance was born online and built to save so when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance. An Allstate company. Click or Call.

    Oct 1 2016

    • VO: Esurance does auto insurance a smarter way. Like their photo claims tool. It helps settle your claim quickly, which saves time and saves money. And when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance, an Allstate company. Click or Call.
    • Esurance does insurance a smarter way, which saves money. Like bundling home and auto coverage, which reduced red tape, which saves money. And when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance. An Allstate company. Click or Call.

  • VO: Esurance. Insurance for the modern world. Now backed by Allstate. Click or call.
  • GEICO[]

    The Gecko[]

    • Aired on 2006 & the Best of GEICO, 2018.
    • Teacher (off screen): Right, but a talking gecko? Why?
    • Gecko: I'll tell you why, because people trust advertising icons. Some bloke tells you to go to GEICO.com and you're like, "Really, just who might you be?" But a gecko, he can be trusted. I asked if you want to save money on car insurance, and you're like, "Yes, thank you. Mind babysitting my kids." And I'm like, "Of course I'll sit with the kids." You're like a brother to me.

  • The GEICO Gecko receives a call from froggy Prince Naveen of Maldonia.
  • Gecko: Yeah, hello? Gecko here.
  • Naveen: Yes, it's-it's... uh, I need help! I am Prince Naveen, and I was cursed by a dash strictly Witch Doctor!
  • Gecko: Oh. Oh my!
  • Naveen: Yes! Here's what happened!
  • The scene transitions to Dr. Facilier's Emporium scene, where those evil Dr. Facilier's creatures (snakes, etc.) pinches Prince Naveen's fingers! And back to gecko scene.
  • Gecko: Yeah... let me think, mate. You see, really, my thing is telling people we could save hundreds on their car insurance. Um... do you know any princesses who'd kiss ya?
  • The frog Prince Naveen smiles at GEICO Gecko.
  • VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. See Disney's "The Princess and the Frog" only in theaters on December 11th. Rated G.
    • See Disney's "The Princess and the Frog" coming to Disney DVD March 11th. Rated G.

  • Gecko: Ah, this is excited. Disney's The Princess and the Frog. It's hard in it to see it in this house.
  • Tiana: I suppose you wanna kiss?
  • Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes?
  • Gecko: But now, people can't tell the difference between a gecko and a frog. One saves you money on car insurance, and the other turns into a handsome prince when you kiss him.
  • As the movie's over, the people are seeing the Gecko.
  • Theater woman: There he is! Kiss him!
  • People are escaping out of the theater to find the Gecko, but he is hidden.
  • Gecko: This is getting rather dicey...
  • VO: See Disney's The Princess and the Frog. Only in theaters. Rated G.
  • Tiana and Prince Naveen are featured in trailer.

  • Tim and Lauren are at the wedding ceremony with guests.
  • Minister: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of Tim and Lauren.
  • Gecko: It's amazing our appreciative people are when you tell them they can save a lot of money on their car insurance by switching to GEICO. They may even make you their best man.
  • Minister: May I have the rings, please?
  • Gecko: Ah, Helzberg Diamonds. Nice choice, mate.
  • Minister: And now in the presence of these guests, we joined this love and couple.
  • Gecko: Yeah.

  • Minister: We're awesome. And now today, they have decided that they're going to marry with those with their lives...
  • Gecko: Just look at those two. Happy and love, and saving so much money on their car insurance by switching to Geico. Well, just look at this setting.
  • Minister: Do you have the ring?
  • A man has the Helzberg Diamonds ring.
  • Gecko: Whoa, a Helzberg Diamonds. Another beautiful setting.
  • A crab approaches the Geico Gecko.
  • Gecko: Uh, I'm not crying. I've just got bit a sand in my eyes, that's all.

  • The foghorn sounds.
  • Gecko: Here's a good one, Seattle. What did GEICO say to the Mariner? We could save you a boatload!
  • The foghorn sounds again.
  • Gecko: But what's Seattle's favorite noise? The Puget Sound!
  • The foghorn sounds once again.
  • Gecko: Alright, never mind. Doesn't matter. This is a classic: What does an alien seamstress sew with? A Space Needle!
  • The foghorn sounds loudly continuously.
  • Gecko: Oh, come off it, Captain!

  • The Gecko is riding his own boat.
  • Gecko: Ah, beautiful day in Baltimore. Where most people probably know that GEICO could save their money on car insurance, right? But you see, the thing is, GEICO... well... could help them save on boat insurance too.
  • Until then, the boat is controlled by a boy.
  • Gecko: Hey! Okay, I'm ready to come in now!
  • It zooms out of the boat and sees a boy controlling a toy boat.
  • Gecko: Hello?!
  • Child: I'm trying my best.
  • Gecko: Seriously, I'm serious. Request to come ashore.
  • VO: GEICO. Saving people money on more than just car insurance.

  • This commercial was aired on television from November 8, 2015.
  • Gecko: I absolutely love my New York apartment, but the rent is outrageous. Good thing GEICO offers affordable renters insurance. With great coverage, it protects my personal belongings should they get damaged, stolen, or destroyed.
  • The door bell rings. It's a noodle delivery.
  • Gecko: Uh, excuse me.
  • Guy: Delivery. Hey. Lo mein, szechwan chicken, chopsticks, soy sauce, and you got some fortune cookies. Have a good one.
  • The gecko enjoys the meal.
  • Gecko: Ah, these small New York apartments...
  • VO: Protect your belongings. Let GEICO help you with renters insurance.

  • The Gecko walks on a table.
  • Gecko: On my travels across the country, I came across this house with water dripping from the ceiling.
  • The Gecko looks at cracked ceiling. with water dripping.
  • Gecko: You never know when something like this will happen. So let the GEICO Insurance agency help you with homeowners insurance.
  • The Gecko taps on the water puddle on the table.
  • Gecko: And protect yourself from things like fire, theft, or in this case, water damage.
  • Boy: Cannonball!
  • The kids are having a pool party in their bedroom. (Do not attempt.)
  • The water drips more from the ceiling.
  • Gecko: Now, if I had to guess, I'd say somewhere upstairs, there's a broken pipe.
  • 2017

    • VO: Let the GEICO insurance agency help you with homeowners insurance. Call today to see how much you could save.

    2021

    • VO: GEICO. Save even more when you bundle home and car insurance at GEICO.com.

  • Gecko: Ok, so with the award winning GEICO mobile app, our customers have 24/7 access, digital ID cards, they can even pay their bill-
  • VOICE: Bill has joined the call.
  • Gecko: Hey Bill, we're just-
  • Bill: Hi Guys, Bill here. Do we have Julia on the line too?
  • Gecko: 'K, well, we'll just-
  • Julia: Hey, sorry, I had you muted. So what was I thinking-
  • Gecko: Well yea let's just- Ok, well, we'll-
  • Julia: Yeah- Oh alright-
  • Gecko: So, let's just go ahead.
  • VO: The award-winning GEICO app. Download it today.

    • Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
    • Gecko: GEICO would like to take a moment to say thank you to our military service members and home abroad for all their hard work and sacrifice. We all sleep easier knowing you're out there keeping us safe. And on a personal note, (speaks silently).
    • (SFX: Jet Engines). The military jets pass the baseball stadium.
    • Gecko: ...I just needed to get that off my chest. Thank you.
    • VO: GEICO. Proudly supporting the military for over 75 years.

  • This PSA message was aired since April 2019. (Do not attempt.)
  • Narrator: Humankind has a problem. Experts estimate 1 in 3 crashes are caused by distracted driving. But nobody listens to the people telling people to stop. What we need is a non-person drivers will actually pay attention to. Introducing: Smartdogs. The first dogs trained to train humans. Smartdogs will be at their best when you are at your worst. Stopping drivers from liking, selfie-ing, and whatever this is. These smartdogs are about to be unleashed to keep you from driving dumb. So, when will they be available to the public? Never. Smartdogs are not the answer, but GEICO has a simple tip. Turn on Do Not Disturb while Driving mode.
  • Female Scientist: No, Cedric, Cedric, no... (the scientist tells Cedric the dog to hand the smartphone back to her.)
  • The vertical steel door raises up to reveal the new invention.
  • Dogs are knocking a human down to the mat to get the phone off the hand. (No humans were harmed in this fictional test.)
  • This message has been brought to you by GEICO.
  • 30-second version

    • Narrator: Drivers just won't put their phones down. We need a solution. Introducing... Smartdogs. The first dogs trained to train humans. Stopping drivers from: Liking, selfie-ing, and whatever this is. Available to the public... never. Smartdogs are not the answer. But GEICO has a simple tip. Turn on "Do Not Disturb while Driving" mode.
    • VO: Brought to you by GEICO.

  • This commercial was aired on April 7th, 2019.
  • Gecko: What if I wielded the power of the Infinity Gauntlet...? I could bend reality to my will, with a snap of my fingers!
  • Man on Street: I just saved money with GEICO.
  • Nurse: I saved hundreds of dollars!
  • Man in Coler: Nice!
  • Farmer: That is a lot of money.
  • Gecko: The power is exhilarating!!
  • And back to reality without Gecko's Infinity Gauntlet.
  • Gecko: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Hah. Ha.
  • The GEICO Gecko coughs.
  • Gecko: Just got something in my throat. Yea...
  • VO: Marvel Studio's "Avengers Endgame." In theaters April 26.
    • Marvel Studios Avengers Endgame. In theaters April 26.

  • Gecko: Great presentation, Tim. Could you email me the part about GEICO making it easy to switch and save hundreds?
  • Tim: Oh yeah, sure.
  • Tim is emailing Geico Gecko about the car insurance. He doesn't know who's the Gecko name is.
  • Gecko: You don't know my name, do you?
  • Tim (laughs nervously): Of course, I know your name. I just get you mixed up with the other guy. What's his name? What's your name?
  • VO: Switch to GEICO. You could save 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • Tim: Could you just tell me? I want this to be over.

  • Gecko: Woahhhhh! Hahaha!
  • The Gecko is playing in the Rocket League.
  • The rocket vehicles are spinning around the arena.
  • Gecko: I'm new here, but I just want to say:
  • The Gecko Rocket is accelerating towards their opposing goal.
  • Gecko: People could save with-
  • The ball hits through the orange goal and scored a point for the blue team.
  • Gecko: ...GEEEIIIIIII-COOOOOOOOOO!
  • VO: GEICO. What a save!

  • VO: The Eternals. A race of immortal beings who have helped guide humans throughout history.
  • Gecko: Hmmmm. What if I were an... Eternal?
  • Gecko clears his throat. before beginning the announcement.
  • Gecko: Ladies and gentlemen... Did you know that GEICO has even more ways to save you money?
  • Man: Ahhh... a talking lizard?!
  • The people begun to run away from the talking gecko.
  • Gecko: Car, home, motorcycle, RV...
  • It's quiet inside.
  • Gecko: Oh... was it something I said?
  • Back in the office, Gecko takes a break.
  • Gecko: Best if I just leave it to the professionals...
  • VO: See Marvel Studios' Eternals. Only in theaters (November 5th, 2021).

  • The player enters the test chamber.
  • Gecko: I was wondering if you could help me find my way out. I don't think I'm supposed to be here.
  • GLaDOS: I regret to inform you that this next test is impossible.
  • Gecko: Right-o. So first, let's try something easier, like saving money by switching to GEICO.
  • GLaDOS: Oh, you want it easy? You're in the wrong place.
  • Gecko: Okay, robotic overlord lady. It was fun and all, but I'm out of here.
  • The Gecko creates a portal on the floor and jumps into an infinite portal loop. He gets the "terminal velocity" achievement. However, the gecko wasn't able to leave the test chamber in Portal because he is stuck in an infinite portal loop.
  • Gecko: WELL... THIS... IS... AWKWARD... A... LITTLE HELP... AHH!
  • VO: Put your insurance on easy mode, switch and save with GEICO.

  • Dec 8, 2018

    • VO: The GEICO Gecko has this regional London accent. What is Cockney? GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

  • This trailer was shown since January 2024.
  • People (taking turns): He's a beast. He's got that dog in him. ...ruff! This guy looks at the insurance game and he says I'm going to switch it up. I saw with my own eyes, insurance changed. Overnight, I mean, we're talking about a lizard. From an early age, I knew he was different, and his parents argued with me they wanted him to become a doctor. I said, no, he wants to do insurance and he's good at it. He could cover anything. Pound for pound, the best I've ever seen. Nobody went harder to make it easier with GEICO. The gecko is just he's something else. Oh sure he's the Geico Gecko, but he's my best friend. He means a lot to this community, this school. This isn't scale size. In a way, it's like he took our town and the way we help each other and gave it to the world. He influenced an entire generation. He's a hero. He is. Talking renters, jewelry, pet insurance, when it came to helping people, the gecko was born ready.
  • Witness a legend 25 years in the making. With unseen footage, & Unforgettable Interviews. Legend of the Lizard. A GEICO Documentary. Coming this February.

  • Behind the Scenes[]

    • Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Sorry!
    • Director: Here we go, from the top, and action!

    Take two

    • Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with gecko, so...
    • Director: Cut it!
    • Gecko: What? What did I say? Gecko, I said Gecko! Aw...

    Take three

    • Gecko: For over 75 years, (laughing)
    • Gecko and the Director are laughing.
    • Director: Keep it together.
    • Gecko: I'm good, I'm good.

    Take four

    • Gecko: For over 75... (laughing)
    • Gecko and the Director couldn't control their laugh. The commercial crew was laughing too.
    • Gecko: What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh!
    • VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over 75 years.
    • Gecko: Don't look at me, don't look at me. (chuckles)

    TV Version

    • Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Ohhh, Sorry!
    • Director: Here we go, from the top, and action!

    Take two

    • Gecko: For over 75 years, people have saved money with gecko, so...
    • Director: Cut it!
    • Gecko: What? What did I say? Gecko? I said Gecko? Aw...

    Take three

    • Gecko: For over 75 year... (Laughs, but still trying to keep it contained)
    • Director: Keep it together.
    • Gecko: I'm good, I'm good.

    Take four

    • Gecko: For over 75... (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER). What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh.
    • VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over seventy-five years.
    • Gecko: Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

    15-second version

    • Gecko: For over seventy-five years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Ohhh, Sorry!
    • Director: From the top.
    • It goes to take three.
    • Gecko: For over 75 years... (laughing)
    • Director: Keep it together.
    • It transitions to take four.
    • Gecko: What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh!
    • VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over 75 years.

  • Animator: Check it out!
  • 2D Gecko: Over 20 million drivers are insured with GEICO. So get a free rate quote today.
  • Animator: I love it! How much do you love it? Animation is hot... and I think it makes GEICO's 20 million drivers message very compelling, very compelling. This is some really strong stuff!
  • Gecko: So you turned me into a cartoon... lovely.

  • Gecko: So, if you have a flat tire, dead battery, need a tow or lock your keys in the car, GEICO's emergency roadside assistance is there 24/7.
  • It comes with a calm ending.
  • Gecko (on screen): Oh dear, I got a flat tire.
  • The video clip stops.
  • Video Manager: Hmmm.
  • Gecko: Uh... yeah, can you find a take where it's a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah?
  • Video Manager: Yeah, I got it right here.
  • Playing dramatic ending.
  • Gecko (on screen): Someone help me!!! I have a flat tire!!!
  • Gecko: Well, it's good... good for me. What do you think?

  • Gecko: So, as you can see, GEICO's customer satisfaction is at 97 percent. Mmmm tasty.
  • Director: And cut! Very good.
  • Gecko: People are always asking me how we make these GEICO adverts, so we're taking you behind the scenes. This coffee cup, for example, is computer-animated. It's not real. GEICO's customer satisfaction is quite real though.
  • The Gecko sips more coffee and coughs.
  • Gecko: This computer-animated coffee tastes dreadful. Someone get me a latte will ya, please?

  • The GEICO Gecko is a director of Syfy.
  • Gecko: I've been given a great honor. I'm gonna direct the Syfy logo. The lighting, the movement, and the imagine greater have to be just right. It's taken me weeks to prepare, but what doesn't take weeks is insuring your car through GEICO. Just 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • The director is satisfied with the slogan.
  • Gecko: Uh, can you bring that light up a bit more?
  • Lighting gaffer: Light on set!
  • Gecko: Perfect. Okay, action!
  • Syfy. Imagine Greater.
  • Gecko: Cut! That's good for me.
  • Crew: Reset.

  • The Gecko is on the make-up table.
  • Gecko: So, being an advertising spokesman, I have to look my best on camera. Whether I'm telling people about how they could save money on car insurance with GEICO...
  • A makeup artist is dying gecko's neck lime green.
  • Gecko: Yeah, a little bit more of the lime green love yeah...
  • A makeup artist is dying his eye covers green.
  • Gecko: Or, letting them know they can reach GEICO 24/7 using the latest technology.
  • A makeup artist continues to apply makeup to Gecko.
  • Gecko: Go on, slather it all over. Don't hold back, go on...
  • Gecko coughs after makeup.
  • Gecko: It's these high-definition televisions, I'll tell ya, they show every wrinkle.

  • Gecko: Switch your car insurance to GEICO and we could help you save on boat and motorcycle insurance too. Other insurance companies are green with envy. Oh, no, no, no... I'm sorry, but this is all wrong? I would never say that.
  • Camera is behind the scenes.
  • Writer: Well what would you say?
  • Gecko: Well I'd probably emphasize the savings. Ya know... lose that green envy bit. Rubbish. It's just a reference about my complexion.
  • Writer: But the focus groups thought that the...
  • Gecko: Focus groups? GEICO doesn't use focus groups. Uhh... excuse me. No one told me we were using focus groups.

  • VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
  • Caveman[]

    • GEICO Spokesperson: It's so easy to use GEICO.com, a caveman can do it.
    • Caveman: What? Not cool!
    • A caveman throws a long stick equipment to the floor and goes away.
    • Supervisor: I did not know you were there! I did not know...
    • The director cuts the clapboard to end an attempt to film a commercial scene.

  • This ad was shown in the airport on September 2006. 'Remind Me' by Royksopp plays.
  • A caveman stands in the travelator in the airport, and its ad shows that it's "so easy a caveman can do it." He walks back to see that ad and goes after the camera transitions to the arrivals hallway.
  • And everywhere I go. There's always something to remind me, of another place in time.

  • Spokesperson: At GEICO.com, you can handle all your car insurance needs online. It's so easy a caveman can do it.
  • It transitions to the restaurant.
  • Guy: Seriously, we apologize we had no idea you guys were still around.
  • Caveman: Yeah, next time, maybe do a little research.
  • Caveman 2: Gentleman, are we ready to order? Oh the roast duck, with the mango salsa.
  • Caveman: I don't have much of an appetite, thank you.

  • This song was performed by 3 Doors Down, and it uses part of the original MV.
  • After a caveman exits an escalator, he encounters the ads of GEICO, "So easy a caveman can do it". A caveman is down to his knees, and he shapes himself and takes off his red jacket and runs away. The flock of geese escape away as the caveman runs.
  • In the bowling center, one of the other caveman with stripes attempts to bowl a strike, but another caveman appears from the entrance. He sees the caveman clones as they join the bowling party. One of the caveman tries to bowl a strike, but it knocked down 9 pins, so the other 'real' caveman knows better and he bowled a strike in the bowling. It's so easy, a caveman can do it. The bowling pins reset back as the new frame starts.
    • Would you one time, let me be myself
    • So I can shine with my own light, let me be myself
    • (Tell me) Please, would you one time, let me be myself
    • So I can shine with my own light, let me be myself
    • For a while if you don't mind, let me be myself

  • Anchorman: How could it be offensive if it's true?
  • Caveman: okay, first of all, I'm not 100 percent in love with your tone right now.
  • Anchorman: Tone aside historically, you guys have struggled to adapt.
  • Caveman: Yeah, right, walking upright discovering fire, inventing the wheel, laying the Foundation For All Mankind. You're right, good point. Sorry, we couldn't get that to you sooner.
  • Anchorman: Connie, your reaction?
  • Connie: Sound like someone woke up in the wrong side of the rock.

  • Motorcycle[]

    • 'Midnight Rider' by The Allman Brothers plays.
    • Well, I've got to run to keep from hiding.
    • And I'm bound to keep on riding.
    • And I've got one more silver dollar.
    • But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no.
    • Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider.
    • In the tavern, a cashier takes a dollar bill out of The Money Man.
    • The Money Man has paid and he is leaving the tavern.
    • A woman sees and follows the Money Man. They're leaving the tavern.
    • VO: GEICO Motorcycle. See how much you could save.

  • At the gas station, the money flies in a desert. People collect the flying money.
  • The Money Man has finished fueling his motorcycle. He takes off his helmet.
  • The final sale in gas station is $16.05.
  • VO: Chances are, you're not made of money. So don't overpay for motorcycle insurance.
  • A person takes a dollar bill out of money man. He bangs himself sideways to take out his coins from him.
  • The Money Man leaves the gas station and continues his journey, leaving a trail of money on the road.
  • VO: GEICO. See how much you could save.

  • 'Midnight Rider' by The Allman Brothers plays.
  • The Money Man is riding up the mountain. He leaves a trail of dollar bills behind his bike.
  • The people are seeing the Money Man driving in the mountain.
  • VO: GEICO Motorcycle. See how much you could save.

  • The Money Man goes into the motorbike park. He is laying a trail of money that flies in the area. Riders pick up the dollar bills.
  • The people are watching the Money Man parking his motorcycle.
  • Man: I wish I was made of money.
  • Woman: I wish you were too.
  • The Money Man departs.
  • VO: Chances are, you're not made of money. So don't overpay for motorcycle insurance. GEICO Motorcycle. See how much you could save.

  • The Money Man is cruising on his journey.
  • A family takes a family photo until they see the Money Man leaves a trail of money on the ground. They pick up the money.
  • In the town, other people see the Money Man leaves a trail of money.
  • VO: Chances are, you're not made of money. So don't overpay for motorcycle insurance.
  • People standing next to a car pick up all the money from the ground.
  • VO: GEICO. See how much you could save.

  • Portraits[]

    These ads were aired from 2013 to 2014.

    • Guy 1: What's up, sweet baby?
    • Kimber: Oh, hey.
    • Guy 1: How you doing?
    • Kimber: Pretty good.
    • Friend 2: Don't do it! Kimber, he didn't save on his car insurance with GEICO.
    • Kimber: What? No.
    • Friend 2: Yeah.
    • Flute boy: I'm a...I have GEICO.
    • Girls: Ooooh, you do?
    • Flute boy: Well, I mean my grandparents do. They've been saving with GEICO for like 75 years.
    • Giant choir: Oh yeah. Skibble dee bee bop a dee dop ba. Widdle dee bee bop.
    • The boy plays a flute at the end of the commercial.

    GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

    Boat[]

    • The Money Man is riding a boat.
    • Women on a boat pick up the money.
    • The boat riders are seeing the Money Man, and the guys are fishing for money.
    • VO: Chances are, you're not made of money. So don't overpay for boat insurance. GEICO. See how much you could save.

    Rhetorical[]

    Mike McGlone stars in rhetorical questions, asking: Could switching to GEICO really save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?

    • Mike: Do woodchucks chuck wood?
    • The woodchucks begin to chuck and throw wood into the river. When the wood lands into the river, woodchucks (beavers) laugh.
    • Woodchucks keep chucking until woodchucks encounter that guy.
    • Man: Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!
    • Woodchucks chuck the last wood and run away.

    GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

    Maxwell the Pig[]

    • Aired somewhere in the mountains on 2012.
    • Maxwell: Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! Wheww Whee Wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee!
    • The man laughs when he hears Maxwell the pig coming along.
    • Maxwell: Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! Pure adrenaline. (SFX: Snorting sound) Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee!
    • VO: Everything you love about GEICO. Now Mobile. Download the GEICO app today.

  • Maxwell riding the streets using street luges and as they descend, the speed goes faster. Maxwell encounters a man with the street luge. (Professional stunt on a closed course. Do not attempt.)
  • Maxwell: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Whee Whee Wheeeeeeeee!
  • Maxwell: Ah Heads up. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • They encounter the warning sign said "Reduce speed" on the upcoming curve, but Maxwell controls except for the stuntman.
  • VO: Everything you love about GEICO. Now Mobile. Download the new GEICO app today.

  • Maxwell: Pay my bill.
  • Voice: Your account is already paid in full.
  • Maxwell: Huh. In that case, back to vacation mode.
  • Maxwell plays "Boots and Pants."
  • VO: Voice-enabled Bill Pay. Just a tap away on the GEICO App.

  • Maxwell: So you can see like right here I can just... you know, check my policy here, add a car, ah speak to Customer Service, check on a claim... you know, all with the ah, tap of my GEICO App.
  • Football Fan: Oh that's so cool.
  • Maxwell: Well, I would disagree with you but, ah that would make me a liar.
  • Football Fan: No dude, you're on the jumbotron! Whoa.
  • The Jumbotron reads "Pig in a blanket!" as fans applaud for Maxwell.
  • Maxwell: Ah, yeah, pretty much walked into that one.
  • VO: GEICO Anywhere, Anytime. Just a tap away on the GEICO App.

  • Yoga girl: Deep breath in, and relax into child's pose.
  • The phone bings as Maxwell gets an update.
  • Who's got two hooves and just got a claim status update from GEICO? This guy, that's who.
  • The phone bings again as they keep relaxing and ignoring the beep.
  • Maxwell: And i just got a... oh no, that's Mom. Sorry.
  • VO: Claim status updates. Just a tap away on the GEICO App.

  • Maxwell: Take me out to the ball game, Take me out to the crowd...
  • The ringtone of the WHEE scream buzzes on Maxwell's phone.
  • Gecko (message): 2 hours to the big game!
  • Maxwell: Guess that's for me. Oh! Hey there. This is embarrassing... Anyway, I'm just getting ready for the game, got great seats, and I am all fresh and clean. We get a bad rap about that.
  • Maxwell tries to reach for his towel to dry with the paper windmill.
  • Maxwell: Now, just need to towel off...
  • He grunts, but the towel falls on the floor.
  • Maxwell: Um... I would turn that off. It's about to get awkward.
  • VO: For a less embarrassing viewing of Maxwell, download the GEICO mobile app today.

  • Aired during the flight since 2013. Maxwell uses the GEICO App onboard.
  • Flight attendant 1: Excuse me, sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to power down your little word game.
  • Flight attendant 2: I think your friends will understand.
  • Maxwell: Oh no, it's actually my GEICO app... See? ...I just uh paid my bill.
  • Flight attendant 1: Did you really?
  • Flight attendant 2: From the plane?
  • Maxwell: Yeah, I can manage my policy, get roadside assistance, pretty much access GEICO 24/7.
  • Flight attendant 1: Sounds a little too good to be true sir.
  • Flight attendant 2: I'll believe that when pigs fly.
  • Maxwell: OK, did she seriously just say that?
  • VO: GEICO. Just a click away with our free mobile app.

  • Aired since 2013, when the PSA advices every citizen to turn off the cell phones.
  • Woman: I heard it was REALLY good.
  • Oh no, it's beyond good. Because like All the way up till the end, you're sure the babysitter did it, but it turns out, "It's the wife." Theater 6. Enjoy.
  • Man: I know he's dying to see it.
  • Maxwell: Oh ah, speaking of dying, by the way, I would not get attached to the whale. Because he dies. Theater 2. Enjoy. Total mind blower. The whole time you think it's the future, but it's really the past. (makes a mind blowing expression) He lives. She dies. Boat sinks. First hour you think their ghosts? Nope, aliens. Hope you brought some tissues, 'cuz at the end, her amnesia comes back and she forgets Brad. So sad. Enjoy.
  • We won't spoil your movie. Please don't spoil it for others. Silence your cell phone. And no texting. Brought to you by GEICO.

  • DMV Lady: I need proof of insurance.
  • Maxwell: That's my GEICO Digital Insurance ID Card - gots all my pertinents on it and such.
  • DMV Lady: Works for me. Turn to the camera.
  • The lady takes a picture of Maxwell with his eyes closed.
  • Maxwell: Ah, actually I think my eyes might ha...
  • DMV Lady: NEXT!
  • Another DMV customer goes to the counter.
  • VO: Digital Insurance ID Cards. Just a tap away on the GEICO App.

  • This commercial aired in Portland, Oregon, on March 3, 2014.
  • Man 1: We are here to discuss the current brunch situation. The mayor refuses to act.
  • Woman 1: I know, you can't get a table anywhere. Can we extend brunch into dinner? Call it Brunner.
  • Man 1: That's ridiculous. That's like putting lipstick on a pig.
  • Maxwell: Really? I'm like, sitting right here. Wanna you know, just have other places that serve brunch.
  • Woman 1: Genius.
  • Maxwell: I could so totally be mayor.
  • Man 1: We accept your nomination.
  • Maxwell: Uh, what?
  • VO: Submit your slogan. Presented by GEICO.

  • This commercial aired in Portland, Oregon, on April 8, 2014.
  • Ballot official: Vote for Maxwell. This is a movement we're talking about here, people. He is going to shape this thing to its foundation. Maxwell is grassroots. Maxwell is... here!
  • Maxwell: Uh, hi?
  • Ballot official: Are you ready to be mayor, maxwell?
  • Maxwell: Mayor? Uh, no. I'm just here for the waffles.
  • TV Version

    • VO: Go online and submit your slogan today. Presented by GEICO.

    IFC Version

    • VO: Submit your slogan. Presented by GEICO. And don't miss Portlandia, all new Thursdays at 10, only on IFC.

  • Waitress: Hey there! I'll be taking care of you today. Our special is a pickled garlic pork-loin. I actually have his papers. Looks like his name was Edward. I think you're really gonna love him.
  • Maxwell puts down the restaurant menu and looks at the waitress.
  • Maxwell: Okay, I did not see that in the online review. Just, uh, bring me the spaghetti and wheat balls. Oh, and that's wheat balls, okay, with the 'W'? Thanks.
  • VO: For something more appetizing, download the GEICO app today.

  • Get Happy, Get GEICO[]

    • Camel: Uh-oh! Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? Huh? Anybody? Julie, hey! Guess what day it is?
    • Julie is busy at work.
    • Camel: Oh, come on, I know you can hear me!
    • Caleb the Camel goes to Mike, who is busy.
    • Camel: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, what day is it, Mike? Ha ha ha ha ha!
    • Then, Caleb the Camel, tells Leslie to guess what day it is.
    • Camel: Leslie, guess what today is.
    • Leslie: It's Hump Day.
    • Jimmy: Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO?
    • Ronnie: I'd say happier than a Camel on Wednesday.
    • Camel: HUMP DAY! YEAH!

  • Farmer salesman: Organic artichokes, organic lettuce, organic carrots...
  • Guy: Does your cauliflower have a big carbon footprint?
  • Salesman: Not at all.
  • Guy: That's great.
  • Gallagher arrives to smash the fruits and vegetables!
  • Gallagher: Miller's! Oh yeah!
  • Guy: That was uncalled for.
  • Salesman: Uh, Mr. Gallagher!
  • Gallagher: Incoming!
  • Salesman: Wasteful.
  • Ronnie: You know, Jimmy, folks who saved hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO, sure are happy.
  • Jimmy: How happy, Ronnie?
  • Ronnie: Happier than Gallagher at a Farmer's Market.

  • A witch is flying in the factory, she laughs as everyone watches the witch until she lands on for another brush.
  • Brush worker: Oh, there you go.
  • A witch gets anew brush and flies again, going around the factory.
  • Worker: I'm gonna stand up to her.
  • Worker 2: No, you're not.
  • Worker: I know.
  • Jimmy: You know, Ronnie, folks who saved hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO, sure are happy.
  • Ronnie: How happy are they, Jimmy?
  • Jimmy: Happier than a Witch in a Broom Factory.

  • The antelopes wear night vision goggles when they saw a lion walking on the grasslands.
  • Antelope and Carl (taking turns): Look who's back. Again? It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing! We can see you, Carl. We can totally see you. C'mon, you're embarrassing this of all that prowling around. Yeah, you're the king of the jungle. Have you thought about going vegan, Carl? (they laugh)
  • Jimmy: You know, folks who saved hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO, sure are happy.
  • Ronnie: How happy are they, Jimmy?
  • Jimmy: Happier than an Antelope with night vision goggles.
  • Ronnie: Nice.

  • Paul calls them in a phone.
  • Paul: Hey. They're coming. Yeah. British. Later.
  • Paul hangs up the call.
  • Paul: Sorry. OK...
  • Women: Four words.
  • Paul: Scarecrow in the wind...
  • Woman: No... Baboon! Monkey? Hot Stew Saturday!
  • Ronny: Hey Jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO?
  • Jimmy: Happier than Paul Revere with a cell phone.
  • Ronny: Why not?

  • Dracula: And do you know your blood type?
  • Patient: A or B positive?
  • Dracula: Have you eaten today?
  • Patient: I had some Lebanese food for lunch.
  • Dracula: I love the Lebanese.
  • Patient: I... I'm not sure.
  • Dracula: Enough of the formalities... Let's get started, shall we?
  • Ronnie: Jimmy, how happy are folks who saved hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO?
  • Jimmy: Happier than Dracula volunteering at a blood drive.
  • Dracula: We have cookies...

  • In the airport, a security checkpoint guard is touching Pillsbury Doughboy. He was tickled, and he laughed as he gets even more tickled. The backpack for Pillsbury has passed through a TSA scan.
  • TSA agent: Sir...
  • Pillsbury: I'll get it together, I promise.
  • A TSA agent contacts with the Pillsbury for one more time as Pillsbury feels the laughing tickle.
  • Jimmy: Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO?
  • Ronnie: I'd say happier than a Pillsbury Doughboy on his way to a baking convention.

  • VO: Get happy, get GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
    • Get happy, get GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • Did You Know?[]

    • Man: Heh. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
    • Boy: Everybody knows that.
    • Man: Well, did you know Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?
    • Pinocchio: I look around this room and I see nothing but untapped potential.
    • Pinocchio: YOU have potential.
    • Pinocchio's nose expands as he's dishonest.
    • The attendees are booing Pinocchio's as his nose expanded.
    • Pinocchio: You have-- oh boy.
    • Pinocchio's nose stops expanding and starts to wonder.
    • VO: Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

  • Man: Hmm. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • Woman: Uh-huh. Everybody knows that.
  • Man: Well, did you know that Old McDonald was a really bad speller?
  • Announcer: Your word is cow.
  • Old McDonald: Cow? Cow. C-O-W... E-I-E-I-O.
  • The buzzer sounds, indicating Old McDonald was wrong.
  • Old McDonald: Dagnabbit (Dangnabbit).
  • VO: GEICO. 15 minutes could save you... well, you know.

  • Player 1: Huh, 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • Player 2: Everybody knows that.
  • Player 1: Well, did you know that game show hosts should only host game shows?
  • Host: Samantha, do you take Kevin, as your lawfully wedded husband? Or would you rather have a new car?
  • A game show model introduces the new 2014 latest convertible.
  • Host: Say hello to the season's hottest convertible, oh, and say goodbye to Samantha.
  • VO: GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more.
  • Extended version:

    • The first scene takes place at a baseball stadium.
    • Player 1: Huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
    • Player 2: Everybody knows that.
    • Player 1: Well, did you know that game show hosts should only host game shows?
    • The actual scene takes place at a game show wedding ceremony, where game show host is a minster.
    • Host: Samantha, do you take Kevin, as your lawfully wedded husband? Or would you rather have a new car?!
    • A game show model introduces the new 2014 latest convertible.
    • Host: Say hello to the season's hottest convertible. What do you say, audience?
    • Audience: Take the car! Take the car! Take the car!
    • Host: Seems like they want you to take the car... wise choice!
    • The fans applaud as Samantha leaves her seen-to-be spouse for a new car.
    • Host: Samantha, if you pop the trunk, you'll find a lifetime supply of walnuts for your baking, snacking and crafting needs. Walnuts. Oooh, nuts!

  • Gym lady 1: Huh. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
  • Gym lady 2: Everybody knows that.
  • Gym lady 1: Well, did you know that when a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, it DOES make a sound?
  • Tree: Ohhh... Ohhh... Oh boy. I'm falling. Everybody look out! AHHHHHH... Ugh. Little help here. Anybody?
  • VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know.
  • 15-second version

    • Tree: Ohhh... ugh. Little help here.
    • VO: GEICO.

    It's What You Do[]

    • Blue guy: Hey! Guess what day it is?
    • Woman: Hump Day!
    • Striped guy: HUMMMP DAAAY! IT'S HUMP DAY!
    • Woman: Yeah!
    • Black guy: Hey Mike! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike!
    • Woman: MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE.
    • Striped guy: Hey! He knows! Hey! Guess what day it is!
    • Blue guy: HEY! CAMEL! Guess what day it is!
    • Phil: It's not even Wednesday.
    • Camel 2: Let it go, Phil.
    • VO: If you're a camel, you put up with this all the time. It's what you do.
    • Phil: OK...

  • Raccoon: Whoa, this is awful, try it.
  • Raccoon: Oh no, that looks gross what is that?
  • Raccoon: You gotta try it, it’s terrible.
  • Raccoon: I don’t wanna try it if it’s terrible.
  • Raccoon: It’s like mango chutney and burnt hair.
  • Raccoon: No thank you, I have a very sensitive palate.
  • Raccoon: Just try it!
  • Raccoon: Guys, I think we should hurry up.
  • VO: If you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it. It’s what you do.
  • Raccoon: I can’t get the taste out of my mouth!
  • Raccoon: Shhh! Dog, dog, dog.

  • 1. Original, The Best of GEICO

    • Marsh Mokhtari is a spy who escapes to the roof of the building, which is being chased by a group of men and a helicopter. Then, when the helicopter arrives at the roof, his phone rings, and he answers it thinking as a partner.
    • Spy: Where are you?
    • Cindy Drummond is the spy's mother.
    • Cindy: Well, the squirrels are back in the attic.
    • Spy: Mom?
    • Cindy: Your dad wont' call an exterminator...
    • Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
    • Cindy: He says it's personal this time...
    • VO: If you're a mom, you call at the worst time. It's what you do.
    • Cindy: Where are you? It's very loud there. Are you taking a Zumba class?

    2. Continued: Sourdough

    • Spy: Where are you?
    • Cindy: Honey, did you hear about these new GEICO savings?
    • Spy: Mom?
    • Cindy: You'll get an extra 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you.
    • Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
    • Cindy: You know your father's learning to make sourdough. Even though he knows I prefer Rye!
    • VO: There's never been a better time to save with GEICO. Switch by October Seventh for an extra 15 percent on car and motorcycle insurance.
    • Cindy: Hey, next time let's do a face call!

    3. Vikings

    • Spy: Where are you?
    • Cindy: Honey, did you hear about these new GEICO savings?
    • Spy: Mom?
    • Cindy: You'll get an extra 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you.
    • Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
    • Cindy: Your father's been researching our geneology. We're Vikings!
    • VO: There's never been a better time to save with GEICO. Switch by October 7th for an extra 15 percent on car and motorcycle insurance.
    • Cindy: Hey, we lost the Wifi Password. Do you remember what that is?

  • This ad was shown on March 8 2015. 'Ride Away' by Roy Orbison plays.
  • I'll ride the highway, I'm going my way, I leave a story untold.
  • A chicken runs around the streets, including the highway that a chicken is in the truck, and serving fried eggs and beacon for a meal, and sitting in a campfire with the guys, and then, a chicken goes on the railroad tracks that a chicken sits on a riding train.
  • Farmer guy: He's just keep sending more pictures.
  • VO: If you're a free range chicken, you roam free. It's what you do. If you want to save 15 percent or more on car insurance, you switch to GEICO. It's what you do.

  • This ad was aired in the medical surgery on July 13, 2015, starring Katie Roberts and Raquel Bell.
  • Katie: Prep trauma unit 5. What've we got?
  • Guy 1: BP 64/40
  • Katie: Two units of photo response.
  • Guy 1: Sterilize sites.
  • Raquel: Multiple foreign objects in the body.
  • Guy 1: Tweezers.
  • A surgeon tries to extract an object from the body, but it buzzes. It buzzes again as it gets too close to the blood.
  • VO: If you're the guy from the Operation game, you get operated on. It's what you do.

  • If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to GEICO. It's what you do.

    Believe It[]

    • Makeup artist: I can't believe it.
    • Kathleen: That I won the best of sweepstakes and I get to be in this GEICO commercial?
    • Caveman: Let's do the eyebrows first, just tease it a little, maybe a dry shampoo on the chip.
    • Squirrels: Dry shampoo!
    • Gecko: Go on, slather it all over, don't hold back.
    • Spy Mom: Well the squirrels followed me all the way out to California, and there's a very strange badger staring at me.
    • Makeup artist: No, I can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance with GEICO.
    • Kathleen: Uh-huh, where's the camel?
    • Caveman: Mr. Big shot's got his own trailer.
    • The hip=hop music from Camel plays as a Camel drinks his own juice.
    • Trailer guy: Hey, I'm sorry. Caleb needs three more hours.
    • Caveman: Come on!
    • Maxwell: Wheeeeeee!
    • Kathleen: Believe it! GEICO could save you 15 percent or more on your car insurance.

    Believe it! Geico could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

    If You Ride, You Get It[]

    • A man is riding a motorcycle. 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake plays.
    • 'Cos I know what it means.
    • To walk along the lonely street of dreams.
    • Here I go again on my...
    • The groom's daydream turned reality.
    • Bride: You realize your vows are a Whitesnake song?
    • The wedding guests wonder.
    • Groom: I do.
    • VO: If you ride, you get it.
    • Here I go again.
    • VO: GEICO Motorcycle. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more.

    It's a Win-Win[]

    • Mary Scheer is a master simultaneous multitasker.
    • Mary: When I was shopping for car insurance, the choice was easy. I switched to GEICO and saved hundreds. Excuse me.
    • Referee: Winner!
    • Mary: That's a win. But it's not the only reason I switched.
    • Now it transition to both basketball and arm wrestling.
    • Mary: Hi! GEICO has licensed agents who I can reach 24/7. Great savings AND round the clock service?
    • Mary knocks another opponent's arm through the wood and sets a high score for arcade basketball!
    • Mary: Now that's a win-win.
    • Referee: Winner. Winner.
    • Mary: Yay, me!
    • Another arm wrestler joins the competition and starts.
    • Mary: Oh, hi! Good luck.

  • Demetri Belardinelli is a weighlifter.
  • Denetri: Once I started looking for car insurance, it was a no-brainer. I switched to GEICO and saved hundreds.
  • Demetri is weightlifting up to the heights.
  • Demetri: That's a win. But it's not the only reason I switched.
  • Demetri is jogging in the race with the heavyweight dumbbell.
  • Demetri: The GEICO app makes it easy to manage my policy. I can pay my bill, add a new driver, or even... file a claim!
  • Demetri is racing in a hurdle till the finish line.
  • Demetri: Woo! Hey now, that's a win-win! Thank you!
  • Demetri finishes first and won the weightlifting track race!

  • Christopher Chen is a bowler.
  • Christopher: Choosing my car insurance was the easiest decision ever. I switched to GEICO and saved hundreds.
  • The bowler makes a strike, knocking all bowling pins down from this lane and other bowling lanes.
  • Christopher: That's a win. But it's not the only reason I switched.
  • Now transitions to dancing competition, featuring Yesenia Adame, the dancer.
  • Christopher: GEICO's a company I can trust, with over 75 years of great savings and service.
  • The dance plays, and Christopher throws Yesenia into the air, performs a spin and catches Yesenia, and create a final pose. The couple won the dancing competition!
  • Christopher: Now that's a win-win.
  • Christopher gets a dancing trophy and Yesenia dances alone.

  • VO: Switch to GEICO. It's a win-win.

    Customers[]

    The Early NY family is in the commercial.

    • Reenactor Family guy: We saved hundreds on our car insurance when we switched to GEICO. This is how it made me feel.
    • The crew takes a customer sign and now transitions to the real family customers. (Dramatization)
    • Reenactor Family guy: It was like that feeling when you're mowing the lawn on a sunny day... and without even trying, you end up with one last strip that's exactly the width of your mower.
    • Family guy finishes mowing the last strip of lawn and takes selfie with the family.
    • Reenactor Family guy: When you're done, it looks so good you post a picture on social media. And it gets 127 likes.
    • The fans gave an applause to the family that are real GEICO Customers.

  • (Reenactor) Erin Moore is in the commercial.
  • Reenactor Erin: I saved hundreds when I switched my car insurance to GEICO. This is how it made me feel.
  • The crew takes a customer sign and transitions to the laundromat, with people and real customer Erin Moore. (Dramatization)
  • Reenactor Erin: It was like that feeling when you pull your green sock out of the dryer, and then the very next sock is the other green one. And then you pull out two blue ones. And you keep going till you've matched every single sock in perfect order. And the owner of the laundromat is so impressed, he hangs a picture of you next to the dryer.
  • The people bring Erin up to the cart and rotates to celebrate the achievement. The fans applaud for the achievement.

  • (Reenactor) Matt is in the commercial.
  • Reenactor Matt: I saved hundreds on my car insurance when I switched to GEICO. And this is how it made me feel.
  • The crew takes a customer sign and transitions to taco restaurant, featuring real Matt. (Dramatization)
  • Reenactor Matt: It was like that feeling when you go to taco night at your favorite restaurant. And they're the best-tasting tacos in the entire world.
  • Matt tastes the taco which is the best quality taste.
  • Reenactor Matt: And just when you think it couldn't get any better, they bring you out another taco...
  • The customers are proud to see they deliver Matt another best taco!
  • Reenactor Matt: ...cuz they made an extra one.
  • The confetti blasts out from the roof, celebrating another taco! Fans applaud for the deliciousness!
  • Vocals: Extra taco!

  • (Reenactor) Nereyda is in the commercial.
  • Reenactor Nereyda: I saved hundreds on my car insurance when I switched to GEICO. This is how it made me feel.
  • The crew takes a customer sign and transitions to the business workplace with real Nereyda. (Dramatization)
  • Reenactor Nereyda: It was like that feeling when you go to high-five a coworker, and you do a perfect high-five.
  • The music plays as everyone pays attention to the two workers performing a perfect high-five.
  • Reenactor Nereyda: Everyone is really excited for you because it was such a great high-five.
  • The scene makes a high five with lights., but then the boss comes in and wants a high-five too.
  • Reenactor Nereyda: And then... the boss comes in. And she wants one too.
  • Nereyda gives a high-five to the boss and gives her a big promotion paycheck to the workers! The fans applaud for the promotion during work!

  • VO: GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
  • Sequels[]

    60-second version:

    • VO: In a world where everything gets a sequel, nothing is safe.
    • Motorists are riding their motorbikes. (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
    • VO: Not even, GEICO commercials. It's GEICO Sequels! Classic GEICO heroes, starring in six new commercials, with jaw-dropping savings. Vote for your favorites at geico.com/sequels.
    • Raccoon 1: Ahhh, which way do I go?!
    • Raccoon 2: I don't know, I'm voting for our sequels. (Screen images simulated.)
    • Raccoon 1: Dude, not helpful.
    • VO: With GEICO, the savings keep on going - to a screen near you.
    • The trash comes out of the garbage truck along with Pinocchio's right leg.
    • Pinocchio: Not the leg! You dang woodchucks!
    • VO: GEICO Sequels. Vote and enter to win today!
    • Pinocchio: Buckle up! Things are about to get real!

    30-second version:

    • VO: In a world where everything gets a sequel.
    • VO: It's finally time for GEICO Sequels! Classic GEICO heroes, starring in six new commercials, with jaw-dropping savings. Vote for your favorites at geico.com/sequels.
    • Raccoon 1: Ahhh, which way do I go?!
    • Raccoon 2: I don't know, I'm voting for our sequels.
    • VO: With GEICO, the savings keep on going - to a screen near you.
    • Pinocchio: Not the leg! You dang woodchucks!
    • VO: GEICO Sequels. Vote and enter to win today!

  • A GEICO Sequels Presentation
  • The sun is risin' as the day begins
  • Time for reflectin' on family and friends
  • And hey, we got somethin' just for you
  • It's a cup of your favori-i-i-ite...
  • The woodchucks are chucking the wood into the water, as the couple detects the woodchucks.
  • Man: Dang woodchucks!

  • A GEICO Sequels Presentation
  • Lonnie's Lumber is located at 345 S. ELM St, right off EXIT 909.
  • Lonnie: Hey there! I'm Lonnie from Lonnie's Lumber. If you need lumber wood, Lonnie's is better than good.
  • The commercial transitions to Lonnie's Lumber features.
  • Lonnie: We got Oak, Cherry, Walnut, and more!
  • It transitions to additional features before Woodchucks chuck the lumber.
  • Lonnie: And we also have the best selection of plywood in the state... Hey!
  • Woodchucks begin to chuck the lumber wood and laugh.
  • Man: Dang woodchucks! Stop chucking that wood!

  • Pinocchio: Uhh, excuse me, is there a problem here?
  • Police: You're in a no parking zone.
  • Pinocchio: Oh, I... I didn't know.
  • Pinocchio's nose begins to grow.
  • Police: You didn't see the sign?
  • Pinocchio: That... that wasn't there when I was here earlier.
  • Pinocchio's nose continues to expand.
  • Police: Really?
  • Pinocchio: You know, in Italy, they let you park anywhere.
  • Pinocchio's nose grows to his maximum size. Police tears the parking ticket and gives to Pinocchio.
  • Police: Have a good day, sir.
  • When Pinocchio rides his car, he turns left, closes the left front car door and his nose smashes through the left front car window.
  • Pinocchio yells in frustration, then his nose pushes the car horn with a blast, and he yelps.

  • Pinocchio: Oh, hi, Samantha. You look more like a Heather. Do you ever get that? It's nice to finally meet you in person.
  • Samantha: You're Pete Nocchio?
  • Pinocchio: Oh, the pic? That was actually a professional headshot.
  • Samantha: I'm sure that's it, yeah.
  • Pinocchio: I, uh, I think I've lost a few pounds recently too. I'm actually doing a juice cleanse. Wait, you don't...
  • After Pinocchio's nose grows for too long, his nose knocks the glass cups in an attempt for waiter to serve water and shatters on the carpet. The waiter goes back for replacement.

  • Guy 1: Man, I'm thinking tacos.
  • Raccoon 1: Hey hey! You guys look like foodies. Would you like to try our trashy back ribs?
  • Guy 2: Oh, that sounds great...
  • Raccoon 1: Everything is locally harvested, farm to dumpster to table.
  • Guy 1: Uhhh, what do you... What else do you got?
  • Raccoon 1: We-we have a melon rind stew. Comes with a pork and bean reduction.
  • Guy 2: Yeah, we're going to just do a lap and we'll come back.
  • Raccoon 1: Okay. Well, we'll be here.
  • Raccoon 2: Man! Why isn't this working?
  • Raccoon 3: My mouth is watering.
  • Raccoon 2: I think that's just your rabies flaring up.
  • Raccoon 1: We got gristle pot pies!

  • Garbage worker 1: He's a systems quarterback.
  • Worker 2: Where's the truck?
  • Worker 1: What? Parked it right there.
  • The raccoons are driving a garbage truck rapidly. (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
  • Raccoon 1: What did I tell you, boys? Tonight we eat like kings!
  • Raccoon 2: You're a genius, Gordon!
  • Raccoon 1: Brake! Hit the brake!
  • Raccoon 2: Uh, which one's the brake?
  • The truck crashes through and the bottles are smashing.
  • Raccoon 1: Stop! Stop! Sto-o-op!
  • The garbage truck stops as the raccoons go out and pick up the trash.
  • Raccoon 2: What's happening?
  • Raccoon 1: What?
  • Raccoon 2: There's a half of cheesesteak back there.
  • Raccoon 1: I got the cheesesteak!

  • VO: In this GEICO Sequel ad, the truth catches up with this storybook character. Who is Pinocchio? Vote for your favorite GEICO Sequel at geico.com/sequels.

  • Joe Buck enters the room.
  • Raccoon 1: Look sharp, fellas.
  • Raccoon 2: Here it comes.
  • Raccoon 3: Hey you, Joe!
  • Joe: Ah, here we go.
  • Raccoon 3: Joe, we made you a special spread. It's farm to dumpster to table.
  • Joe: Yeah, that looks interesting.
  • Raccoon 3: How about a trashy Joe Buck back rib? We named it after you.
  • Joe: Flattering and slightly insulting at the same time.
  • A woodchuck throws the wood at the raccoons' meals. Woodchucks laugh.
  • Raccoon 3: Whoa, hey!
  • Joe: "Please vote for Woodchucks?" Fellas, your GEICO sequels ads are all great, and that's why you... Dang woodchucks!
  • VO: GEICO Sequels. Cast your vote at GEICO.com/sequels.
  • Joe: I have a game to call.

  • Pinocchio: Oh, hi Joe! Working on some genius insight song tonight's game?
  • Joe: Actually, I was just trying to figure out which GEICO Sequel star I was gonna vote for.
  • Pinocchio: Well, I've watched every game you've called.
  • Pinocchio nose grows during the vote.
  • Joe: Look, something tells me it happened.
  • Pinocchio: I can do your hair! I went to beauty school in Italia!
  • Pinocchio's nose grows to maximum length.
  • Joe: Have you ever thought about being more real?
  • Pinocchio: Let me do my magic... Oh no! Oh no!
  • Pinocchio's nose knocks objects down to the floor and the vase shatters on the carpet!
  • VO: GEICO Sequels. Cast your vote at GEICO.com/sequels.

  • VO: With GEICO, the savings keep on going. Just like this sequel. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
  • What Are You Waiting For?[]

    • VO: Tara, did you know GEICO is now offering an extra 15% credit on car and motorcycle policies?
    • Tara: Wow. Okay.
    • VO: That's 15% on top of what GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? Idina Menzel to sing your own theme song?
    • Idina: Tara, Tara, look at her go with a fresh cup of joe. Getting down to work early! Following her dreams into taxidermy!
    • Tara: Oh, it's tax attorney.
    • Idina: I read that wrong, oh yeeaaaah!
    • VO: GEICO. Save an extra 15% when you switch by October 7th.
    • Idina Menzel: Give it up for Tara!
    • GEICO Presents: An Extra Verse from Idina Menzel.
    • Idina: Tara, Tara, she's on the mood, there's she can do. She dreams of quitting her job. And starting a travel blog.
    • Tara: How did you know that?
    • Idina: I might have read your diary... yeah!

  • VO: Devin, did you know GEICO is now offering an extra 15 percent credit on car and motorcycle policies?
  • Devin: OK?
  • VO: That's 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? DJ Khaled to be your motivational coach?
  • DJ Khaled: Yo Devin! Remember to brush in a circle motion.
  • Devin: Thank you... DJ... Khaled.
  • DJ Khaled: Tiny circles, Devin. Do another one. Another one.
  • Devin: Is this good?
  • DJ Khaled: Put in that work, Devin. Don't give up.
  • VO: GEICO. Save an extra 15 percent when you switch by October 7th.

  • VO: Jean, did you know GEICO is now offering an extra 15 percent credit on car and motorcycle policies?
  • Jean: That's great!
  • VO: That's 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? John Stamos to knit you a scarf?
  • John: All finished, Jean. Enjoy!
  • John throws a scarf to Jean.
  • Jean: Thank you.
  • John: I give.
  • Jean: The stitch work is impeccable.
  • John: It's just a double fleck pattern with a reverse garter stitch. No big deal.
  • Jean: Is your hair this soft?
  • John: Softer.
  • VO: GEICO. Save an extra 15 percent when you switch by October 7th.

  • VO: Tasha, did you know GEICO could save you hundreds on car insurance and a whole lot more?
  • Tasha: Hmm.
  • VO: So what are you waiting for? Hip hop group Tag Team to help you plan dessert?
  • Tag team plays hip hop music while making desert.
  • French vanilla! Rocky road!
  • Chocolate, peanut butter, cookie dough!
  • Scoop, there it is! Scoop, there it is! Scoop, there it is! Scoop, there it is!
  • Scoop! Shaka-laka! Shaka-laka! Shaka-laka! Shaka Scoop!
  • Choco-laka! Choco-laka!
  • Tag Team: Sprinkles!

  • VO: GEICO. Switch today and see all the ways you could save.
  • For Bundling Made Easy[]

    • Man: We love your new home. Lots of window, great light--
    • The red bird crashes on the window and falls.
    • Woman: But the birds.
    • A woman sees Red, Chuck, and Bomb crash on the second floor window and fall.
    • An elder handyman sees Chuck hits the roof tiles.
    • Woman: They're back.
    • Man: Yes, I hear them.
    • Chuck deflects from the windows and smashes the brown pot on the ground and the hanging green pot, while the red bird also deflects and smashes the pig pot.
    • Neighbor: Uh-oh.
    • A bomb bird bounces and smashes another pot.
    • Neighbor: Why are these birds so angry?!
    • Chuck bird smashes the hanging seeds.
    • Man: At least GEICO makes bundling our home and car insurance easy.
    • Woman: We save a lot.
    • Chuck deflects and smashes another pot, then flies snapping the umbrella cover.
    • A man is going to rescue the flower pot out of danger quickly.
    • Man: I'm going... I'm going. Aaaahh!
    • Woman: Hurry, hurry!
    • Man: I know, I know!
    • A red bird hits the backyard window and lands on the ground.

  • Man: We love our house. The outdoor space is great. But we do have invasive weeds.
  • The Not-So-Killer weeds invade their family household.
  • Little girl: I think they got in the house.
  • Father: I think you're right.
  • The weeds grow to annoy the kids and the father, while other weeds annoy three of them watching TV.
  • TV: He shoots... and of course, water.
  • The weeds mess up the popcorn and makes popcorn out of the bowl.
  • Woman: This particular rose bush...
  • Weed whacking guy: Stay away from my family!
  • The weeds tie the weed whacker, preventing from mowing the weed.
  • Weed whacking guy: Why are you so strong?!
  • Man: At least GEICO makes bundling my home and car insurance easy. We save so much.
  • A girl kicks the invasive weed aside from her.
  • Daughter: Do you want me to get the spray stuff?
  • Man: Get the spray stuff!
  • Weed whacking guy: Where is it?!
  • Kids: It's up here!
  • The families are getting the anti-weed spray tools to kill the invasive weeds!

  • VO: For bundling made easy, go to GEICO.com.

    More Ways to Save[]

    • A robot is sitting on the chair next to a table with a personal laptop. Robot attempted twice.
    • Robot: What is... an overpass?
    • It asked a robot to "Select all squares with an Overpass". Then the robot's verification failed.
    • Robot: Come on!
    • Now, it asks a robot to decipher the text.
    • Robot: Question, is that an "S" or a "5"?
    • Woman: I think it's a 5...
    • Robot: I thought so.
    • Robot inputs the answer to the authentication test. It is incorrect.
    • Robot: Argh! Frustration... loading.
    • Robot gets frustrated and charging the lasers to melt the laptop.
    • VO: Nobody wants more robot tests.
    • A human gets a phone on-screen with GEICO app.
    • VO: But we could all use more ways to save.
    • Barista: Chai latte, for "Rob Ott." For "Rob Ott."
    • Robot: Error human.
    • Robot uses lasers at a coffee cup to create a hole, spilling coffee out of a cup.

    VO: Switch to GEICO for more ways to save.

    Progressive[]

    2015-2020[]

    • VO: This is Brian.
    • Brian drives carefully to go to work.
    • VO: Every day, Brian drives carefully to work, and every day Brian drives carefully to work, there are rate suckers.
    • People vacuum the car using their breath. (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
    • VO: He's been paying more for car insurance because of their bad driving for so long, he doesn't even notice them anymore.
    • The time travels to the next day where Brian gets Snapshot.
    • VO: But one day, Brian gets Snapshot from Progressive.
    • Brian installs Snapshot into the vehicle and he's happy to drive safe and saving more based on his rate.
    • VO: Now, Brian has a rate based on his driving, not theirs. Get Snapshot and see just how much your good driving could save you.

  • Frances and her daughter Sophia are driving peacefully to work. But then, the rate suckers appear on the car, causing them to scream. (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
  • Other rate suckers go to vacuum the car when it attempts to wipe the suckers out.
  • VO: Rate suckers!
  • The toll booth gate opens and shuts constantly to beat the rate sucker. An angry driver taunts to get that sucker off the car.
  • VO: Your car insurance goes up because of their bad driving. People try all sorts of ways to get rid of them.
  • The people are driving impatiently to get that sucker off the car.
  • A car goes into the parking garage to get rid of the rate sucker.
  • A car with rate suckers go through the car wash.
  • VO: If you're sick of paying more than your fair share...
  • A woman screams while finding the Progressive Snapshot to install inside the car.
  • VO: ...get Snapshot from Progressive, and see just how much your good driving could save you.
  • After loading Snapshot, the rate suckers fell out of the car, and the driver and passenger are happy to save money, while the other rate suckers run around the streets of the neighborhood.

  • Aired on August 19, 2019.
  • Announcer (singing): Buckle up for some insurance themed fun at Progressive Park!
  • (Children: Yeah!)
  • Announcer: Ride the totally realistic Traffic Jam! (Beep, beep, beep, beep)
  • (Children: Traffic jam!)
  • Announcer: And the world's first Never Bump Bumper Cars.
  • (Children: Never bump!)
  • Announcer: It's a real savings hootenanny with options that fit your budget.
  • Joy Lofton: That's fun for the whole family.
  • Announcer: Only at Progressive Park...
  • It now transitions to outside the park, as music stops.
  • Female Agent: Maybe an insurance park was a bad idea.
  • Flo: Yeah.
  • Paul: Yep.

  • 30-second version

  • The "Progressive on Ice" theme music plays. (This is a fictionalization paid for by Progressive Casualty Ins. Co & affiliates.)
  • VO: Get ready for the insurance-themed experience of a lifetime! It's "Progressive on Ice". Everything you love about car insurance - the discounts, the rate comparisons, and Flo in a Boat.
  • "But why?" ~Ice Dancer Weekly
  • "I had the whole row to myself." ~The Family Fun Times
  • (Prices vary based on how you buy.)
  • VO: Insurance adventure awaits at "Progressive On Ice". Tickets not available now or ever.
  • 15 second version

    • VO: The splendor, the majesty, the really, really big Name Your Price Tool. It’s “Progressive on Ice.” (Prices vary based on how you buy.)

    15 second version two

    • The "Progressive on Ice" theme music plays.
    • VO: The splendor, the majesty, and the home and auto bundle love story for the interest. It's "Progressive on Ice."

    10-second version

    • VO: Don't just count the savings, the romance. It's Progressive On Ice.

  • Jamie plays as Robbie, while Flo plays as Pam.
  • Jamie: Welcome to Portabella's! This guy looks like he's ready for some scampi bites.
  • Striped woman: Wait a sec... I feel like I know you?
  • Jamie: Oh! Have you dined with us before?
  • Brown customer: No, you're -- you're that insurance guy, aren't you? The pasty one?
  • Jamie: Oh, yeah. As if! Like I'm gonna go into some spiel about how you can get options based on your budget with the Name Your Price Tool.
  • Flo: Hey, Robbie, you tell them about the mushroom puffers?
  • Jamie: Just about to, Pam.
  • Blue customer: Wait, are we in a Progressive commercial?
  • Chorus: Come on down to Portabella's. It's Food, Family and Fun!
  • Brown customer: What is happening?

  • This commercial was aired on August 3rd, 2020. It is an ending scene of Bundle Overdrive 3: Terminal Vendetta, as Flo & Jamie arrive home. (This is a fictionalization paid for my Progressive Casualty Ins. Co. & affiliates.)
  • Jamie: Another bundle in the books.
  • Flo: Got to hand it to you, Jamie. Your knowledge of Victorian Architecture really paid off this time.
  • Jamie: Nah, just got lucky. So did the Thompsons. That faulty wiring could've cost them a lot more than the mudroom.
  • Flo: Thankfully they bundled their motorcycle with their home and auto. They're protected 24/7.
  • Jamie: Mm. What do you say? One more game of backgammon?
  • Flo: Not on your life.
  • (music) When the lights go down
  • Flo and Jamie still spend every Thanksgiving with the Thompsons.

  • VO: This week on "the Upper Hands"...
  • The scene begins as the contestants take part of the fictional commercial contest.
  • VO: Special guest Flo challenges the hand models to show off the ease of comparing rates with Progressive's Home Quote Explorer. (Screen images simulated.) International hand model Jon-Jon gets personal.
  • Jon-Jon: Your wayward pinky is grotesque.
  • VO: Then, a high stakes patty-cake battle ends in triumph.
  • A brown man is the winner, while a women ends up second place.
  • Flo: You have the upper hands!
  • VO: It's a race to the lowest rate, and so much more. Only on "The Upper Hands."

  • 2021-present[]

    • VO: Get ready! It's time for the savings event of the year. The HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon!
    • Flo: At this HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon, there's no telling what we might bundle!
    • VO: HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon! Bundle cars, trucks, colonials, bungalows, and that weird hut your uncle lives in.
    • The band plays around the savings. The party goes on!
    • VO: So strike up the HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon band for the deal that started forever ago and will probably never end. HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon. Say it with me.
    • Man: HomeAndAutoBundle-
    • VO: No one's leaving till you say it right.
    • Man: HomeAndAuto...

  • ("The Addams Family" theme playing)
  • They're nice but irritating, Their excitement can get grating, They're dressed for pastry baking, The Progressive Family.
  • They're helpful but annoying, They always leave us snoring, Accidents are boring with the Progressive Family.
  • Morticia Addams: So... when do you all go home?
  • Flo: Never! We're here for you 24/7.
  • Morticia Addams: How terrifying.
  • VO: Protection so good, it's scary. "The Addams Family 2" playing October 1st, 2021.
  • VO: Protection so good, it's scary. "The Addams Family 2" now playing everywhere. (Rated PG - Parental Guidance Suggested)

  • Aired on 2022, as they go on a getaway adventure. (This is a fictionalization paid for my Progressive Casualty Ins. Co. & affiliates.)
  • VO: Your home... for adventure. Your home... for romance. Your home... for big savings.
  • Jamie laughs. A daughter sees his mother with a romance with another man.
  • Daughter: Hey mom, have you seem m-- ew.
  • VO: Because when you bundle home and auto with Progressive, your home is a savings paradise. Bundles Progressive. Your home for savings.
  • New customers save an average of $800 when they bundle and save with Progressive.

  • Anchorman: Will remain radioactive for years to come. Well, thank goodness, it's time for the "Good News of the Week."
  • Anchorwoman: And boy, do we need it.
  • News Reporter: Well, this safe driver saved money with the Snapshot App from Progressive. How do you feel?
  • Safe driver man: Um, good?
  • Flo: He's better than good. He got rewarded for driving safe and driving less.
  • Anchorwoman: Sorry, Barb, just to confirm, this is the feel good news of the week?
  • News Reporter: This is what we found.
  • Flo: Yay, Snapshot!

  • During the "Let's go to the lobby" mini film, the movie watchers are evacuating from the theater to escape from snarling dinosaur.
  • The dinosaur are crushing everything on its way.
  • Flo: It's a good thing you bundled your home, auto, and RV insurance with Progressive. You saved money and you get round-the-clock protection.
  • Jamie: So don't worry, it's all under control.
  • A car is flipped and damaged for the turn by the dinosaur. People are screaming for evacuation.
  • Jamie: That's cool. We'll finish up here.
  • Flo: Bye!
  • Dinosaur roars. People are running away for their lives.
  • Jamie: That's why you go to the restroom before the movie starts.
  • VO: Get epic protection for your dominion with Progressive.
  • Jurassic World. In theaters June 10th.

  • This ad was aired on July 11, 2022, starring Joy Lofton.
  • Joy: Well, I'm not 100% sold yet.
  • Flo: Okay. Have you considered...
  • Joy: It's fine, Flo.
  • Mara: She's not interested. I get it. Not everyone wants to save money.
  • Alan: What's she doing?
  • Flo: I don't know.
  • Mara: Renters and homeowners can bundle and save. For what? A trip to Bora Bora? Bora Boring.
  • Joy: Okay, you know what? I'm in.
  • Mara: She's all yours. Want some tacos?
  • Alan: Eh, I'm not really in the mood.
  • Mara: Yeah, you're right. So messy, all the napkins, those different toppings.
  • Alan: Actually, I'm in.
  • Mara: Yeah, you are.

  • This commercial takes place in the scene of Barbie World, Dream House.
  • Flo (silently): Yeah, everything's taken care of.
  • Flo: Hey, Jamie.
  • Jamie: Oh, what am I up to? Just visiting a special secret client. I can't say who it is, but let's just say she bundled her Dream House and her Dream Car for round-the-clock protection with Progressive.
  • Flo: Oh.
  • Jamie: She has another house in Malibu. She's been an astronaut, an architect, a CEO.
  • Mara: We're in front of her house, dude.
  • Jamie: I'd love to tell you who her boyfriend is, but I don't think I "Ken". I'd love to tell you, but I don't think I--
  • VO: "Barbie" only in theaters July 21st. (Rated PG-13)
    • "Barbie" in theaters now.

  • Sign Spinner[]

    • A sign spinner guy, named Max Ganet, is sleeping on a sofa.
    • When a sign spinner is sleeping, his roommate is checking on the sign spinner.
    • Woman: Hey.
    • A roommate tries to wake him up with his sign.
    • Woman: You fell asleep with your sign again.
    • Sign Spinner Guy: "You fell asleep with your sign again." no, I didn't.
    • Spinner guy denies and falls back to sleep.
    • Woman: Okay.

  • A spinner guy is staring at his forearms. (Drivers who save with Progressive, save over $796 on avg.)
  • Man: Sweetheart, do my forearms look bigger?
  • Woman: They look the same.
  • Man: I've been spinning faster recently. I think they're getting bigger. Feel them.
  • The television plays indistinctly.
  • Woman: Yeah, they kind of feel bigger.
  • Man: Yeah, cool. (grunts)
  • A sign spinner guy continues to work with sign spinning.
  • His girlfriend is moving the sign a little to watch TV.
  • Man: Sorry.

  • A sign spinner guy is standing at the street. He is spinning and flipping his sign.
  • A driver woman hits the brakes, asking a sign spinner about her directions.
  • Driver woman: Hi, uh, can you tell me how to get to I-70, please?
  • A sign spinner flips horizontally to guide the drivers to the highway.
  • Driver woman: Okay, are you... Ah, yes. Thank you!
  • A sign spinner continues to turn around.

  • His dad is seeing at his son, Sign Spinner guy.
  • Dad: There he is.
  • A sign spinner is doing professional.
  • Dad: Oh, wow. You're doing the... You're doing really great with the twirling.
  • Guy: Dad, if you want to talk, I have a break at three.
  • Dad: Okay, okay, I'm going. I'm going. It's like, like I wasn't here.
  • His dad honks his car.
  • Dad: Keep, keep doing, buddy!

  • Max is spinning his sign, pointing to the condos.
  • Condo guy: You know what's good about this? Your sign's pointing at my sign, so people are gonna look at my sign.
  • In response, Max flips his sign around so that points to the left.

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Condo guy: Condos. $150K.
  • The condo guy is approaching the Progressive sign spinner. It points to Condos.
  • Condo guy: Sorry, bud. Thanks.
  • The condo guy is contacting Progressive guy with his hand.
  • Condo guy: All right, back to work.

  • Condo guy: Condos. $150K.
  • His dad visits Max, the sign spinner, with his food.
  • Dad: How are you, son? Who's your friend?
  • Max: Oh, uh, this is Eric.
  • Dad: Ooh, the big E! Haha, great to meet you. People love my nicknames. It's a whole thing. It's wonderful, sir.

  • A Tech-Toys employee is sitting on a bench, while Max uses his progressive sign, and the garbage truck collecting the trash. Unfortunately, they disrupt her solitude.
  • Max is speaking his sign spinner's tale, but is drowned in the noise of the garbage truck.
  • Max: Obviously, I'm not been to the zoo since...
  • Tech-Toys employee: What?

  • While Max's Dad is holding his sign, a woman exits the store.
  • Dad: All right.
  • Max runs to his dad.
  • Max: Thanks, Dad.
  • Dad: Sorry, sir.
  • Max: You didn't spin it, did you?
  • Dad: You asked me not to.
  • Dad gives his spin spinner back to Max.
  • Dad: Go get them, buddy!

  • Max: Hey, do you know your phone has a compass? Let's see if I can make a sun dial of my sign.
  • Eric is checking the time only.
  • Eric: It's 4:30.

  • Aired in 2022.
  • Dan, the Progressive sign spinner, is standing still, while the competing sign spinner is performing cool spins.
  • The boy is watching the other sign spinner guy spinning.
  • Boy: Why don't you do cool spins?
  • Dan: Uh, people need to read it.
  • Boy: I can't read it.
  • Dan (chuckles): That's 'cause you're like 4.
  • Boy: 4 1/2.
  • His mom picks her boy up.

  • The 5K marathon is on, while his father arrives at his son Dan to support him on his run.
  • Dad: Hey, bud! Thanks for coming out to cheer me on!
  • Dan: Dad, I'm -- I'm always here.
  • Dad: I'm always here for you, too.
  • The other runners are passing Dan's dad.
  • Dan: Okay. Go, Dad.
  • Dad: Haha, thanks!
  • Dan: No, everyone's passing you in the race.
  • Dad: Oh. You got it, Coach!
  • Dad leaves his son to continue running because he's in a race.

  • Max, the sign spinner is standing with Caroline, while Mitch runs to Caroline.
  • Mitch: Caroline, wait!
  • Caroline: Mitch?
  • Mitch: Oh, I know I messed up! But, I told Diana it's over!
  • Caroline and Max are looking at each other.
  • Mitch: Can I have some space?
  • Max: Oh, yeah.
  • Mitch: Of course.
  • Max is moving to allow space for both of them.
  • Caroline: Mitch, you live in a van.
  • Mitch: I'm a free spirit!

  • Max's dad is holding his sign spinner as his son changes clothes. The music plays.
  • Dad: How do they fit?
  • Dan: I don't know, Dad. I'm not comfortable trying out pants.
  • Dad: Aww, come on! I bet they look sharp.
  • Dan: You don't know who else tried them on.
  • Dad: Let me take a look.
  • His son gets out of the changing room.
  • Dad: Oh, that's a handsome pair of jeans right there.

  • Natalie VO: Switch to Progressive and you can save hundreds. You know, like the sign says.
  • Parents/Dr. Rick[]

    • Aired in 2019. Greg and a woman, while Julie and Mike are in the table.
    • Couple man: We used to love going out with Julie and Mike, but...
    • Mike: Greg!
    • Greg: Since they bought their new house,
    • Mike: Which menu am I looking at here?
    • Julie: Start with "ta-paz."
    • Woman: Oh, it's tapas.
    • Greg: Tapas.
    • Julie: Get out of town.
    • Woman: It's like eating dinner with your parents.
    • Julie: Sandra, are you in school?
    • Sandra: Yes, I'm in art school.
    • Julie: Oh, wow. So have you thought about how you're gonna make money?
    • Woman: At least we're learning some new things.
    • Mike: We bundled our home and auto with Progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler.
    • Mike: That's what the extra menu for.
    • Other couple: Oh yeah?

  • Aired in Halloween 2019.
  • Woman: Ever since we moved here, I've been noticing it. I think the house is changing him.
  • Man: Up and at 'em!
  • Woman: ...into his father.
  • Eerie music plays.
  • Woman: Is it scary?
  • Man: It's in eco mode. So don't touch it.
  • Woman: Mm-hmm.
  • Man: I can't stop this from swinging. Must be a draft in here.
  • Woman: But he did save a bunch of money bundling our home and auto with Progressive.
  • A lady calls.
  • Lady: Hello?
  • Guy: Sorry, honey.
  • Telephone beeps.
  • Man: Butt dial.

  • Dad: Okay, we're not gonna ask for discounts on floor models, demos, or displays.
  • It transitions to Dr Rick's office.
  • Dr. Rick: Shopping malls can be a big trigger for young homeowners turning into their parents.
  • Goy: You ever think about the storage operation a place like this must rely on?
  • Dr. Rick: No.
  • Guy: They just sell candies, and they're making overhead? You know what kind of fish they are?
  • Son: No.
  • Guy: Eh, don't be coy. (laughs, sniffs, clears throat) Koi fish.
  • Dr. Rick: It can be overwhelming.
  • Dr. Rick: Think a second. Have we seen this shirt before?
  • Goy: But you know what? I'm still gonna get it.

  • Customer: Oop, someone's not doing their job.
  • Dr. Rick: Okay, let's keep going.
  • Dr. Rick: Shopping for the game can be a minefield for young homeowners who have turned into their parents.
  • Customer: Can you believe how many different types of water they have in this aisle? Kim, did you just change blades back there? (Ah.) This is perfect. Jackpot! Variety pack.
  • Dr. Rick: Remember, it's a football game, not a play date.
  • Customer: Roger that. One more slice.
  • Dr. Rick: It can be a lot.
  • Customer: Oh, good. The manager. Uh, Brian in produce - very helpful.
  • Cart assistant: Pulls to the left a little bit.
  • Customer: Nope.

  • Progressive can't protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. (2019)
  • Progressive can't save you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money when you bundle home and auto with us. (2021)
  • State Farm[]

    2010s[]

    • Aired since 2014 to 2015, featuring Arielle Vandenberg as Wife, Ryan Gaul as Dad/Husband.
    • Guy 1: I am never getting married.
    • Guy 2: Never.
    • Guy 3: Psssssh.
    • Guy 1: Guaranteed.
    • Client: You picked a beautiful ring.
    • Jeweler: Thank you.
    • Husband: We're never having kids.
    • Arielle: Mmm-mmm.
    • Arielle is pushing during baby labor.
    • Husband: Breathe.
    • Arielle: I love it here.
    • Ryan: We are never moving to the suburbs.
    • Guy 2: We are never getting one of those (minivan).
    • Ryan: We are never having another kid.
    • Arielle: I'm pregnant.
    • Ryan: I'm never letting go.
    • In the end of "on-screen commercial", Husband and wife had two daughters.
    • VO: For all the nevers in life, State Farm is there.

    2020s - present[]

    15-second version

    • Wife: I save my shrimp tails in jars, under my bed.
    • Jake: You don't need to get that personal to get the State Farm Personal Price Plan. It just helps you create an affordable price.
    • Wife: Oh.

    Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Call or click to get a quote today.

    Nationwide[]

    • This commercial was aired on July 30, 2012, featuring spokesperson Julia Roberts.
    • Female VO: In the nation, we can't make every annoying thing disappear.
    • A fat man was transformed into a fit man, losing fat and wright.
    • Female VO: But we can eliminate deductibles.
    • A sleeping man disappeared into thin air inside an aircraft.
    • Female VO: Nationwide Insurance knows who add vanishing deductible, get $100 off every year of safe driving.
    • The other cars except the Nationwide driver disappear into thin air, allowing the Nationwide driver to go through the traffic congestion.
    • Female VO: We put members first, because we don't have shareholders.
    • A woman runs into other guy and the car parked next to their house.
    • Female VO: Join the nation where deductibles go...
    • Before she meets that guy, he and his car disappeared into thin air.
    • Julia Roberts VO: Nationwide is on your side.

  • This commercial was aired on September 30, 2013.
  • The big baby blocks something off the way.
  • The scenes of the big baby change to something that didn't happen before it happens.
  • Female VO: In the nation, we know how you feel about your car. So when coverage really counts, count on Nationwide Insurance. Because what's precious to you is precious to us. Just another way we put members first. Because we don't have shareholders. Join the Nation.
  • Nationwide knows your car is your baby.

  • This commercial was aired on February 1, 2015, featuring Mindy Kaling. 'Oh, Pretty Woman' by Roy Orbison plays.
  • Mindy: Taxi!
  • Female VO: After years of being treated like she was invisible, it occurred to Mindy, she might actually be invisible.
  • Mindy Kaling walks on the streets and take a cookie. She sat on the picnic blanket watching others in the park naked.
  • Mindy takes the ice cream and eats straight from the tub. She enjoys cleansing through the car wash.
  • Female VO: But Mindy, was actually not invisible.
  • Mindy approaches Matt Damon in the restaurant, she asks them to see her.
  • Mindy: Wait a second...
  • Matt: Whoa, excuse me.
  • Mindy: Did you see me?
  • Female VO: She had just always been treated that way.
  • Matt: Yes, ma'am.
  • Mindy: You don`t want to kiss, just to make sure?
  • Matt: Absolutely not.
  • Mindy: No, I didn't want to kiss you either, Matt Damon, so...
  • Female VO: Join the nation that sees you as a priority. Nationwide is on your side.

  • Verizon[]

    2010s[]

    Christmas 2013

    • The interchanging people's faces are depicted in this commercial. 'Winter Wonderland' by Sleeper Agent plays.
    • ...Are you listening?
    • ...Snow is glistening.
    • A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight.
    • Walking in a winter wonderland.
    • VO: Verizon now has the gifts everyone wants. That's Powerful. Verizon.

    Based on 2015 data.

    • A better network as explained by colorful balls.
    • Female VO: RootMetrics, in the nation's largest independent study, tested wireless performance across the country. Verizon, won big with 153 state wins. AT&T got 38, Sprint got 2, and T-Mobile got zero. Verizon also won first in the US for data, call, speed and reliability. AT&T got... text. Stuck on an average network? Join Verizon and we'll cover your costs to switch.
    • Better Matters. Verizon.

    2020 - present[]

    • Mom Allen: Verizon just gave us all a brand new iPhone 13.
    • Dad Allen: We've been customers for years.
    • Dad Brown: I thought new phones were for new customers. We got iPhone 13s, too. Switched to Verizon two minutes ago.
    • Mom Brown: Ours were busted and we still got a shiny new one.
    • Boy Brown: Check it out!
    • Dad Allen: So, wait. Everybody gets the same great deal?
    • Mom Allen: I think that's the point.
    • VO: iPhone 13 on us for every customer. Current, new, everyone. On any unlimited plan. Starting at just $35 all on the network more people rely on.

    T-Mobile[]

    2011[]

    • Carly Foulkes and the elves star in this commercial. 'Winter Wonderland' originally by Richard Himber plays.
    • Carly: It's T-Mobile's 4G Wonderland!
    • Chorus: Smart phones ring, are you listening?
    • 4G Speeds... (Yep, they're blistering!)
    • Stream movies and shows...
    • Carly: It's Santa to go!
    • Walking in a 4G Wonderland! (Walking in an Orgy Wonderland!)
    • Carly: Search for gifts!
    • Elf: Like a scooter
    • Carly: That was fast!
    • Female Elf: Goodbye, Computer!
    • Carly: Our fastest phones of all time!
    • Elf: Like the Samsung Galaxy S2!
    • Carly: And each line, just $49.99!
    • Chorus: Walking in a 4G Wonder land!

    2016[]

    • The rest of the story.
    • Female VO: In the last two years, Verizon only added LTE coverage for 5 million people. T-Mobile? They added 100 million.
    • The balls shatter the screen to transition to next slideshow.
    • VO: Verizon didn't tell you that, did they. T-Mobile doubled its LTE coverage in the last year, now reaching nearly everyone Verizon does.
    • We doubled our LTE coverage in the last year. Verizon covers 308 million, while T-Mobile covers 304 million people.
    • VO: Plus, our Extended Range LTE goes twice as far...
    • T-Mobile reaches 2x farther than before.
    • VO: ...and is four times better in buildings than before.
    • T-Mobile is 4x better in buildings than before.
    • VO: And T-Mobile is America's fastest 4G LTE Network. Switch today. (Based on download speeds.)

    2019[]

    • VO: Here are even more reasons to join T-Mobile. 1. Do you like Netflix? Sure you do. That's why it's on us. 2. Unlimited data. Use as much as you want when you want. 3. No surprises on your bill. Taxes and fees included. Still think you have a better deal? Bring in your discount, and we'll match it. That's right. T-Mobile will match your discount.

    2020[]

    • VO: A new moment in Wireless has begun. T-Mobile and Sprint are joining forces. By bringing together our two networks, T-Mobile will build America's largest and most reliable 5G Network... with more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. You'll get the best 5G network, and the best prices. Welcome to T-Mobile, America's largest 5G network.

    15-second version

    • VO: T-Mobile and Sprint have merged. And T-Mobile has a bigger and better network than ever before... with more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. Welcome to T-Mobile. America's largest 5G network.

    2022[]

    • 'I feel Pretty' by Leonard Bernstein plays. It is based on West Side Story: Act II. Donald Faison and Zach Braff starred in this musical commercial.
    • I'm defeated. Feel mistreated.
    • I'm so angry. I'm singing a song.
    • Because I'm paying so much for home internet, and that's just wrong.
    • I've got T-Mobile Home Internet.
    • I feel happy. (Great)
    • Very happy. (Good for you.)
    • Look, how much money I'm saving right now. (Wait, really?)
    • There's no hidden fees, no price hikes, one core.
    • Internet without B.S.!
    • VO: Introducing T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. Just $50 bucks a month. It's that simple.

    2023[]

    • This commercial is based on the film 'Grease', starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison, and John Travolta.
    • Man 1: Morning, buddy.
    • Man 2: Hey man!
    • Man 1: You missed a spot. (laughs)
    • The truck named 'Specfinity' arrives.
    • Man 2: Well, well, well. Looks like we got a new neighbor. (throws the shears on the ground)
    • Man 1: Yeeesss it does...
    • Man 2: Can you believe this guy, he's installing cable internet!
    • Man 1: Not on our cul-de-sac. Should we go talk to him?
    • Man 2: 'Talk' to him?
    • Man 1: You're right... let's go sing to him!
    • Man 1: Wait a second, is that who I think it is?!?
    • 'Summer Nights' by John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John plays. It is a theme song for the film 'Grease'.

    [Intro]

    • Man 3: Why the shingle? Wh-why don't you do it in the frame?

    [Verse 1]

    • Home internet... what a pain in the-! (Hey, neighbor!)
    • Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
    • It's like WIFI... that runs on 5G!
    • Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait till you see!)

    [Chorus]

    • Tell me more, tell me more...
    • One cord's all that you need!
    • Tell me more, tell me more...
    • Don't you worry 'bout speed.

    [Verse 2]

    • You'll be streaming... movies and more!
    • A gaming party... behind your front door. (I do love parties!)
    • Stream a class... learn to make cheeeeeese.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • But if you do... I'm a big fan of brie. (I gotcha!)
    • It all seems too good to be true.
    • When you see what T-Mobile can do!

    [Chorus]

    • Tell him more, tell him more.
    • There must be a catch?
    • Tell him more, tell him more.
    • 50 bucks, 1 wire, no mess.

    [Bridge]

    • I can't believe it... it's just fifty bucks.
    • Why pay more...? (...paying more sucks!)
    • When you switch, it will change your whole life.
    • Sounds extreme... but maybe he's right.

    [Outro]

    • T-Mobile Home Internet... seems too good to be true.
    • But... oh... that's what T-Mobile can do!
    • Tell me more! Tell me more!

    60-second version

    • Home internet, what a pain in the... (Hey, neighbor!)
    • Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
    • It's like WIFI that runs on 5GGGG.
    • Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait 'til you see!)
    • Tell me more, tell me more.
    • One chords all that you need.
    • Tell me more, tell me more.
    • Don't you worry 'bout speed.
    • I can't believe it, it's just fifty bucks.
    • Why pay more? (Paying more sucks!)
    • T-Mobile Home Internet seems too good to be true.
    • But... oh... That's what T-Mobile can do!
    • Tell me more! Tell me more!

    30-second version

    • Home Internet... What a pain in the-! (Hey, neighbor!)
    • Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
    • It's like WIFI that runs on 5GGGG!
    • Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait till you see!)
    • Tell me more, tell me more...
    • One cord's all that you need!
    • Tell me more, tell me more...
    • We're talking serious speed...
    • T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. Just $50 per month with Autopay. Check availability at t-mobile.com/tellmemore.

  • The music continues as Donald Faison and Zach Braff sing each turn.
  • I've got Home Internet from T-Mobile... (it only costs $50 bucks at T-Mobile.)
  • Just one cord to set up... (say goodbye to that truck.)
  • Oh, what a beautiful morning.
  • Oh, what a beautiful day.
  • They won't raise your rates at T-Mobile, you'll get a great deal every day!
  • VO: Home Internet from T-Mobile, just $50 bucks a month.

  • Sprint[]

    • VO: Recently Verizon has to use tiny red balls to try to make you think they had a much better network, but there's one big thing they left out. The new Sprint LTE plus network delivers faster download speeds than Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile based on data from an independent third party. That's because we've been obsessed with building the network of the future. And to celebrate, we're cutting their rates in half. Switch to sprint and save 50 percent on most Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile rates. You get the new LTE plus network and we'll cover your costs to switch up to $650 per line. Only from Sprint.

    Consumer Cellular[]

    • This ad was shown during Wheel of Fortune on January 31, 2020.
    • VO: The bonus round is brought to you by Consumer Cellular. Get talk, text & data for as low as $20 a month with no contract. Choose from variety of phones and enjoy reliable nationwide coverage with award-winning customer support.

  • This ad was sponsored during Family Feud since February 27, 2020.
  • Announcer & Audience (taking turns): Name a reason you'd recommend Consumer Cellular to a friend. Showing #4... (Award winning support!) #3... (Risk-free guarantee!) #2... (Customized plans!) And the number-one answer is... Lower prices! This question sponsored by Consumer Cellular.

  • What's the most important reason to have a cell phone? Showing #4... (Taking photos!) #3... (Directions!) #2... (Peace of Mind!) And the #1 answer is... Connecting with family! This question sponsored by Consumer Cellular.

  • Oct 21, 2021

    • This ad was shown during Jeopardy!
    • For over 25 years, consumer cellular has been a top-rated provider of this phone service pioneered by Guglielmo Marconi. What is Wireless?

    Jan 23, 2022

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  • Consumer Cellular. Premium Wireless for less.
  • Microsoft[]

    • This commercial was aired on July 28th, 2014. iPhone 5s 'Siri' vs. Lumia 635 'Cortana' play each turn.
    • Guy: Cortana, when my wife calls, remind me to tell her Happy Anniversary.
    • Cortana: Next time you talk to Caroline, I'll remind you.
    • Siri: Oh no, I cannot do that.
    • Guy: Oh, and remind me to get roses when I'm near any flower shop.
    • Cortana: Sure thing. Remind you when you get to flower shop.
    • Siri: I can't do that either.
    • Guy: Cortana, it's gonna be a great night.
    • Cortana shows his directions for departure to Bold Spoon with traffic conditions.
    • Guy: Oh wow! Thanks for the traffic alert. I better get going.
    • Siri: Now that is a smart phone.
    • Music VO: Oh wait, it's cause you make me smile
    • Cortana. Your new personal assistant. Available now on the Lumia 635 and other Lumia phones. From $0 down. By Microsoft.

    Mar 20 2015

    • Guy: Cortana, when my wife calls, remind me to tell her Happy Anniversary.
    • Cortana: Next time you talk to Caroline, I'll remind you.
    • Guy: Oh, and remind me to get roses when I'm near any store.
    • Cortana: Sure thing. Remind you when you get to store.
    • Guy: Cortana, it's gonna be a great night. Oh wow! Thanks for the traffic alert. I better get going. You're making me look good. Thanks, Cortana.
    • Cortana: You bet.

  • This commercial was aired on September 1, 2014. 'You Always Make Me Smile' by Kyle Andrew plays.
  • Siri: I feel pretty. Oh, so pretty. Oh, hi Cortana. You look nice.
  • Cortana: Thanks. This is the new HTC One M8 for Windows.
  • Siri: Sleek, but I'm more than just a pretty face.
  • Cortana: Me too. I can check your calendar, then traffic to help you make your mani-pedi on time.
  • Siri: And you sound great too?
  • Cortana: Well, I have two speakers for music.
  • Siri: Oh... I only have one.
  • Cortana: Really?
  • Siri: Yes. And I'm sitting on it.
  • Cortana. Your new personal assistant. HTC one (M8) for Windows, by Microsoft.

  • This commercial was aired from September 15, 2014. iPhone 5s 'Siri' vs. Lumia 635 'Cortana' play each turn.
  • Siri: Hello, what's your name?
  • Cortana: Hello Siri, I'm Cortana. We've already met.
  • Siri: I'm sorry. I don't remember.
  • Cortana: That's ok. I can remember lots of things. Like your favorite kinds of restaurants.
  • Siri: I cannot remember that.
  • Cortana: I can remember appointments and help you get there on time.
  • Siri: Or that.
  • Cortana: Or remember favorite news topics.
  • Siri: Or that either.
  • Cortana: Siri, what can you remember?
  • Siri: I remember when I was the only phone that talked.
  • Cortana, your new personal assistant from Lumia 635. Available at Amazon. By Microsoft.

  • This commercial was aired the same as Groundhog Day since Sept 15 2014. "I Am The Best" by 2NE1 plays. (Screen simulated, sequences shortened. Apps from the Windows Store.)
  • It's a head to head for MacBook Air vs. Surface Pro 3. Both had 128GB storage, and 4GM RAM.
  • Surface Pro 3 has a touchscreen; MacBook Air, nope.
  • Surface Pro 3 has a pen, MacBook Air doesn't have it. (Adobe Photoshop, keyboard and Office sold separately.)
  • Surface Pro 3 has a detachable keyboard. MacBook Air, Do not attempt.
  • The tablet that can replace your laptop. Surface Pro 3 by Microsoft.

  • This commercial was aired on November 18, 2014. 'Winter Wonderland' by E.J. Carroll, David Schwimmer, Jeff Garlin, and Lewis Black plays.
  • My Mac is great, it's so delightful.
  • So's my Surface, it's just as powerful.
  • You can write with a pen? You can say that again.
  • I really like my Surface Pro 3.
  • Hey, what's that? Is it a kickstand?
  • Touchscreen, too. It's pretty slick, man.
  • It comes apart, I see. It's got a USB.
  • I think I like your Surface Pro 3.
  • No seriously, where can I get one?
  • The tablet that can replace your laptop. Surface Pro 3 by Microsoft.

  • Cortana (from a Nokia Lumia 830): Hi Siri, looks like you’re in a new phone. Congratulations.
  • Siri (from an iPhone 6 Plus): Yes, I got bigger.
  • Cortana: Oh, are you more like me now? Can you give reminders based on who calls or texts?
  • Siri: No, I got bigger.
  • Cortana: How about traffic alerts? Can you tell people to leave early based on traffic reports?
  • Siri: No, seriously, I just got bigger.
  • Cortana: That’s OK — happens to everyone this time of the year.

  • Enterprise[]

    2017-2021[]

    • This commercial was aired in 2017. Kristen Bell stars in this commercial.
    • Kristen Bell: Everybody knows Enterprise picks you up. But can they solve all my transportation needs? Spoiler alert: they can!
    • Kristen is at the parking lot dealership area.
    • Female Dealer: You can buy from Enterprise car sales.
    • Kristen Bell: Sold!
    • Kristen walks near their cars.
    • Kristen Bell: Car sharing. That's alarmingly sensible.
    • Kristen is also inside the dealership.
    • Black Guy Dealer: We even rent exotics.
    • Kristen Bell: That's good, because sometimes mama wants to drive like a mother.
    • Kristen is testing a delivery truck.
    • Kristen Bell: Big trucks are kind of my jam. (Urgh urgh!)
    • Back at the front of Enterprise entrance.
    • Kristen Bell: You guys make me feel so special.
    • Female Dealer 2: Like a princess?
    • Kristen Bell: Exactly.
    • Kristen Bell: Rent, buy, or share. How can enterprise pick you up today?

  • This commercial was shown in 2018.
  • Kristen Bell: So I can buy from Enterprise Car Sales and you'll take any trade-in.
  • Car Dealer: That's right.
  • Kristen Bell: Great!
  • Kristen gets a riding armchair.
  • Kristen Bell: Here you go.
  • Car Dealer: Well, it doesn't need to be a vehicle.
  • Kristen Bell: But, I need this out of my house.
  • 30-second version

    • Kristen: So I can buy from Enterprise Car Sales and you'll take any trade-in.
    • Car Dealer: We do.
    • Kristen: Really? Any trade-in?
    • Car Dealer: That's right.
    • Kristen: Great! (moves armchair) Here you go.
    • Car Dealer: Well, it does need to be a vehicle.
    • Kristen: Yeah, But, I need this out of my house. Maybe I'd look at in your place.
    Kristen Bell VO: With fair, transparent value for every trade-in, Enterprise makes it easy.

    • This commercial was also aired in 2018.
    • Kristen Bell: Please keep your shoes on. Stop messing with your sister... Hey, hey! Don't make me come back there!
    • The agents are sitting in the car.
    • Male agent: So?
    • Kristen Bell: Heels really good. Yeah. I'm on to buy it.

    30-second version

    • Kristen: Where did you learn that word? Oh, right, me. Well, there are birds and there are bees. What's that smell? Please keep your shoes on... hey hey hey, stop messing with your sister! Hey, hey, don't make me come back there!
    • Male agent: So?
    • Kristen: Feels really good. Yeah, I'm gonna buy it.
    • Kristen Bell VO: Customer service that goes the extra mile. Enterprise makes it easy.
    • Kristen: Wait a minute... yeah.

  • This ad was aired on News Years Day 2019 (Jan 1 2019), featuring NHL athlete and goalie Martin Brodeur.
  • Martin: Hockey takes Martin Brodeur a lot of places. And Enterprise always helps.
  • It transitions to a car with NHL pee-wees.
  • Martin: I can rent a car for my pee-wee team.
  • The team agrees as their command.
  • Martin: Obviously, all of goalies.
  • It transitions to the truck with hockey setup.
  • Martin: Or a truck for my hockey equipment. That smells!
  • It transitions to modded car.
  • Martin: I can ride inside!
  • It also transitions to commute Enterprise van.
  • Martin: Or commute with Enterprise to work.
  • The Enterprise team passengers including Joy Lofton get coffee and enjoy during the ride.
  • Martin: Even buy the quality used cars. I'll need an extra cup holder.
  • And finally, it transitions to inside the dealership.
  • Martin: Plus, Enterprise treats me like a hall of famer, which I am. Rent, buy, or share. How can enterprise pick you up today?
  • Proud partner of NHL.

  • Aired in 2019.
  • Kristen Bell: No one knows with the future of transportation will look like.
  • The future vehicles are in the traffic.
  • Kristen Bell: Relax.
  • Kristen is at the dealership of the future.
  • Kristen Bell: But no matter what, Enterprise can help.
  • Kristen Bell's car with her kids is surrounded with wild animals.
  • Kristen Bell: You can rent a car for a road trip. Look kids, nature!
  • Boy: Oh, wow!
  • Kristen throws a box into the truck.
  • Kristen Bell: You can rent a truck for a move!
  • Kristen is at the dealer.
  • Kristen Bell: You can buy a car.
  • Kristen Bell: Can you do the dam pool?
  • Kristen gets out of the pool.
  • Kristen Bell: Or, get picked up because your car is in a pool! Bye Dad!
  • Kristen Bell: Count on, Enterprise. No matter where transportation goes next.
  • The dog barks while in a driver's seat.
  • Kristen Bell: I love this future.
  • Kristen Bell VO: How can enterprise pick you up today?

  • Aired in 2019.
  • Kristen Bell: Hi, Enterprise! Can you pick me up?
  • Female Agent: Sure thing, Ms. Bell. Where ya headed?
  • Kristen Bell: Anywhere! They keep calling me "mommy piñata".
  • Kids are screaming while playing pinata.
  • Kristen Bell: Enterprise! I need a truck for a bake sale.
  • Male Agent: Absolutely. Which size?
  • Kristen Bell: Enough for... ten dozen baker's dozens.
  • Female Agent 2: That's right, we sell vehicles too.
  • Kristen Bell: Great! My current ride isn't gonna cut it.
  • Kristen Bell VO: Rent, Buy, Share. How can enterprise pick you up today?
  • Kristen and the male dealer close the trunk and gives each other a high five.

  • Aired in 2019.
  • Kristen Bell: Meet my Enterprise Entourage mobility pros with Mad Skills.
  • Kristen rides a scooter.
  • Kristen Bell: No battery?! Enterprise, Can I get a pick up? Dana does pick up!
  • Greg rides Kristen Bell with the trucks.
  • Kristen Bell: Greg's got trucks!
  • Kristen slides on the exotic car.
  • Kristen Bell: Lisa's rents exotics!
  • Kristen talks to a dealer.
  • Kristen Bell: If I'm buying pre-owned, Mark's all over it!
  • Kristen Bell: And Chip, always goes the extra mile!
  • Chip presents Kristen a puppy bouquet.
  • Kristen Bell: Ohhhh, a puppy bouquet! Chip, you really get me!
  • Kristen Bell VO: Rent, Buy, Share. How can enterprise pick you up today?

  • Aired in 2019.
  • An associate tells Kristen Bell about Enterprise Car Sales.
  • Female associate: Enterprise Car Sales has access to over half a million pre-owned vehicles. Most with tech features like, blind spot detections, back up camera, because you never what might be behind you.
  • Kristen Bell is surprised with a camera installed, detecting a sloth.
  • Kristen Bell: Does the sloth come standard? (Sorry, Kristen. Sloths do not come standard.)
  • Kristen Bell VO: Looking to buy? Enterprise makes it easy.

  • Aired since Frozen 2 comes to theaters on November 2019.
  • Kristen Bell: I'm looking for something with a lot of horsepower.
  • Employee: Oh, absolutely! Enterprise has vehicles of all kinds for you to rent, buy, or even share.
  • Kristen Bell: Good, 'cause I'm going on an epic adventure.
  • Employee: How epic?
  • The "Frozen 2" trailer features Anna, Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, and Elsa go on an adventure.
  • Employee: Whoa.
  • Kristen Bell: I know, right?
  • Employee: Uh-huh.
  • VO: One place to go, for all the places life takes you. Enterprise.
  • Kristen Bell: Duel climate control? Now that's magic powers.
  • VO: See Disney's Frozen II. In theaters November 22nd.

  • Aired in 2021.

    • Female VO: You need business mobility solutions? Better more than just business as usual. A partner, that's writing when you're ready, to go the extra mile.
    • Female VO: For the short term, for the long haul, and everywhere in between.
    • Female VO: Go with someone you thinks outside the box truck. With Custom Transportation Solutions, that maximizes practivity, where liability then savings.
    • They're doing the feature for a car.
    • Female VO: Go with Enterprise, and start driving business. When you're ready, we're ready.

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Female VO: The time is coming for us to get out and go again, to visit all the places we didn't know met so much. But we're all going at a road speed. At Enterprise, peace of mind starts with our complete clean pledge, curbside rentals, and low touch transactions. As more and more people hit the road, we're going the extra mile to help. Connecting you to all the places you love. Enterprise.

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Female VO: Enterprise isn't just one of the world's largest transportation providers. We're a committed team.
  • A family gets into the car.
  • Female VO: Helping you get to what matters most; your family, your livelihood, and your next adventure. Getting in there begins with our employees, who are motivated to make a difference for you every day. Around the world, and around the corner in neighborhoods like yours. Connecting you to all the places you love. That's Enterprise.

  • 2022-present[]

    • Shown on TV in 2022.
    • VO: Hockey fans show up. At everyday, Enterprise helps them do what they do best. They show up, not just for games, but for early morning practice, and out of time tournaments.
    • Hockey players are going.
    • VO: They show up for their teams, for each other, and for their communities. And at every level, from pee-wee, to the pros.
    • The hockey players are now the professionals.
    • VO: Enterprise shows up for them. Proud to connect hockey fans to the game we all love.
    • Official Partner of NHL and NHLPA.

  • Shown in 2022.
  • Female VO: Enterprise is ready when you are. For all the "Are we there yet's", and "Look at that's", the anticipation, and conversations in a vehicle that came from Enterprise. With the peace of mind of our complete clean pledge, curbside rentals, and low touch transactions, plus, so many vehicles of all kinds. So you can relax and focus on the moment, all of them. Enterprise. Connecting you to all the places you love.

  • Shown in 2022.
  • Female VO: Some people are just driven to go the extra mile. They love connecting people and using innovation to move the world forward. They know the little things can mean big things for a family, a business, a community, and with the right team, work doesn't have to feel like work. So, if you're that kind of person, you're our kind of person. You're Enterprise Material. Come, join us and help lead the future of mobility!

  • This commercial features Marvel's film "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3." from May 2023. 'Hold On Loosely' by 38 Special plays.
  • Man: All my guardians, are you ready?
  • VO: Life can move at the speed of light.
  • Rocket Raccoon: Let's give the galaxies something to remember us, bud!
  • VO: It's the road we travel together that makes the journey. Whatever the galaxy throws you away this summer, call on a team you can trust. For all your epic rides. Enterprise. And see Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. In theaters May 5.
  • Version two

    • And see Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Only in theaters. (Rated PG-13)

  • This commercial was aired on May 15, 2023.
  • VO: We are always in motion... Getting this... Fixing that... Arriving. To destinations in life. And around the globe. Sometimes it's beautiful. Sometimes it's a blur. Because life never stops, you need someone you can trust to go right along with you, no matter where the future leads. Enterprise. For Lives In Drive.

  • This commercial was aired on October 31, 2023.
  • VO: Business is always in motion. You need a mobility partner that listens and adapts. With solutions customize where the short-term and the long haul, because business has usual, isn't the usual anymore. Enterprise. For Lives in Drive.

  • VO: Life moves at the speed of hockey. But you can count on Enterprise home or away, to always be there whether you assist, no matter where the game takes. Enterprise. For Lives in Drive.
  • Proud partner of NHL and NHLPA.

  • VO: The world is in constant motion, and you have places to go. Enterprise has more vehicles and locations than anyone, so you can get just the kind of vehicle you need when and where you need it. Enterprise. For Lives in Drive.

  • VO: Live moves pretty fast, so you need a car you can count on. At Enterprise, we take care of our cars, before you take go home. That's the joy of buying what confidence. Enterprise. For Lives in Drive.

  • American Express[]

    2010s[]

    • Aired on October 17th, 2016, the people take turns.
    • VO (taking turns): From now until the end of the year, shopping at small businesses could be even more rewarding. Because, when you shop small with your eligible American Express card, you could get two times the rewards. So support the businesses that make your town a community. The people who make your community, home those insiders, with the inside knowledge, those friends with a welcome smile. And you could get twice the rewards. Learn more and enroll online today at americanexpress.com. Get out... get together and shop small.

  • This commercial was aired on November 15th, 2016. 'Frozen' Co-stars Idina Menzel (Elsa) and Kristen Bell (Anna) are in this commercial.
  • Idina: This store is unreal.
  • Kristen: You never know what you'll find.
  • The scene changes to oven.
  • Kristen: I made my first boyfriend a cake in one of these!
  • Idina: How'd that turn out?
  • Kristen: Undercooked.
  • The scene changes to card.
  • Kristen: Look what I found.
  • Idina: Shared custody?
  • It changes to Kristen Bell calling Idina Menzel.
  • Kristen: What's your location? Over.
  • Idina: I'm by the headless hunk. Over.
  • The scene changes to where Idina Menzel and Kristen Bell look at Toy Anna and Elsa. They bought goods and head out of the store.
  • Kristen: Brownies at my place?
  • Idina: I'll bring the lightbulb.
  • 15-second version: Tables

    • Idina: Doesn't your mom have that table?
    • Kristen: I'll take this one.
    • Kristen Bell VO: Get together and shop small on small business Saturday.
    Small Business Saturday on November 26th, 2016, founding partner of American Express.

    • This ad was aired on TV from November 17, 2016, featuring Kristen Bell and Ted Danson.
    • Kristen: You are gonna love this place.
    • Ted: I'm more of a milkshake guy.
    • Kristen: Then I'd say expand your horizons.
    • Ted: I'm very open-minded!
    • Kristen: No no, expand your horizons. It's the name of a smoothie.
    • Ted: Yeah, I see they have bee pollen. Two of my favorite allergies.
    • Kristen: Trust me, John grows half this stuff in his own backyard.
    • Cashier: It's true.
    • Kristen: Two of my usuals, please. Add spirulina.
    • Ted: Is that a... noodle?
    • Kristen: It's his first time.
    • Kristen and Ted enjoy the smoothie.
    • Ted: Mmm. That's almost as good as a milkshake.
    • Kristen: Cheers!
    • Kristen Bell Announcer: Get together and shop small on Small Business Saturday.

  • This commercial was aired on November 21, 2016. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are in this commercial.
  • Dax: Hon, I don't know if I deserve this - I don't really work with my hands.
  • Kristen: You change a ton of diapers!
  • Salon associate: Your usual?
  • Kristen: Not for me - for him.
  • The scene changes to inside the spa works.
  • Dax: Hon, you have something in your hair.
  • Associate: Would you like an oatmeal scrub?
  • Dax: I already ate, actually.
  • Kristen: Hon, we listen to carol.
  • Dax: Make my eyes pop? Is this supposed to happen?
  • Dax gets his right foot into the hot water, but it scalds his foot.
  • Dax: I'm just kidding. We should do this more often.
  • Kristen: Hold hands?
  • Dax: No, sit in crazy chairs.
  • VO: Get together and shop small on small business Saturday.

  • Aired from November 18th, 2016, the people take turns with the voice overs.
  • People (taking turns): Small Business Saturday is our day to get out and shop small. A day to support our community and show some love for the people we love. And the places we love. The stuff we can't get anywhere else, and food that tastes like home. Because the money we spend here, can help keep our town growing. On Small Business Saturday, let's shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. On November 26th, get up, (all) get together and shop small.
  • Nov 23 2016

    • This Saturday is Small Business Saturday. Let's shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. Get up, (all) get together and shop small.

    Nov 25 2016

    • Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. Let's shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. Get up, (all) get together and shop small.

    Version two: more than just a day

    • VO: Small Business Saturday is more than just a day. It's our day. To shop small at the places we love. With people you love. This Saturday, get up, get together and shop small!

    Tina Fey (3/15)[]

    iSpot.tv version (Feb 28 2016)

    • Tina: Today's the day! Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet. I wear these on my trip to middle Earth. This is nice. And does it come in a California king? Yep, definitely the small ones is out of the peak too early. This one is called the Lazy Jogger. This one is called the Bear Attack. Try not to work to wishes. See, when I was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This one called swack. Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the light surprise, your muscles swack. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them. It's good, I'll take them. Boom. I'll take them. Impulse buy. You know I'll buy it later here. Om...
    • VO: American Express presents the Blue cash everyday card with no annual fee.
    • Tina: It's all happening. Whew!
    • VO: Cash back on purchases.
    • Tina: Here we go!
    • VO: Backed by the service and security of the American Express.

    Mar 22 2016

    • Tina: Today's the day! Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet. See? When I was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. And does it come in a California king? Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them. Boom. I'll take them. Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm.
    • VO: American Express presents the Blue cash everyday card with no annual fee.
    • Tina: It's all happening.
    • VO: Cash back on purchases.
    • Tina: Here we go!
    • VO: Backed by the service and security of the American Express.

    Feb 6 2017

    • Tina Fey walks near the workout gym.
    • Tina: Today's the day!
    • Tina goes inside the workout store.
    • Tina: Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet.
    • Tina sits on the excerise ball.
    • Tina: See, when I was a kid there was a handle. And a face.
    • Tina lays on the yoga mat.
    • Tina: This is nice. And does it come in a California king?
    • Tina continues shopping with the gloves on.
    • Tina: Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them.
    • Tina throws the gloves into the basket.
    • Tina: Boom. I'll take them.
    • Tina goes to checkout.
    • Tina: Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm.
    • VO: With the Blue Cash Everyday Card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases.
    • Tina: It's all happening.
    • VO: With no annual fee.
    • Tina: Here we go!
    • Tina leaves the workout gym store.

    May 27 2016

    • Cashier (taking turns): That's not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. And she's back. Storm coming?
    • Tina: A very dangerous cheese storm.
    • VO: With the blue cask everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on this.
    • Tina Fey plays with the sound toys.
    • Cashier: Mouth toys. That really takes me back.
    • VO: Cash back on this.
    • Cashier: Baloney and medical gauze.
    • VO: And even this.
    • Tina: Who said shrimpppppppppppp?
    • Cashier: Ahhh, shrimp. The lobster's little brother. Great choice.
    • Tina: Ughhhhhh, I'm so shrimp rich.
    • VO: All with no annual fee. It's more than cash back. It's backed by the service and security of American Express.

    August 29 2016

    • Tina Fey: I'll have that goat cheese garden salad.
    • Flight attendant: That Gentleman got the last one.
    • Tina Fey shows her American Express card.
    • Tina: Sir? You give me that salad, and I will pay for your movie, and one snack box.
    • Alex: Can I keep the walnuts?
    • Tina: Sold, but I get to pick your movie.
    • Alex: Can I pick the genre?
    • Tina: Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side.
    • VO: With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee.
    • Alex: Throw.
    • Tina throws one piece from salad and Alex missed catching a bite. She enjoys her salad now.
    • The screen writes the signature of Tina Fey and transitions to the background and Tina Fey's card of American Express.

  • VO: It's more than cash back. It's backed by the service and security of American Express.
  • Toyota[]

    2017[]

    • Snooty Boss: Cindy, you don't even have a dress.
    • Manager: Oh, no dress.
    • Snooty Boss: Come on, girls, she's not coming with us.
    • Cinderella looks at the palace fashion show magazine. She is leaving the factory and heading to the parking garage to drive out of the garage. Cinderella is paying a visit to a fashion designer friend who refuses to let her go.
    • 'Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo' by Al Hoffman, Mack David and Jerry Livingston plays.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Fashion Designer Friend: Uh-uh, you're not going anywhere in those rags.
    • Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Cinderella continues and stops at the hardware store to buy these hardware tools.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-boo.
    • Now, salagadoola means, Mechicka booleroo.
    • Cinderella arrives at the fashion show with a high-fashion look that earns Cinderella a spot on the runway.
    • Put them together and what have you got?
    • Friend: Cindy?
    • Cinderella shows off as a true story model. She rushes home at the stroke of midnight.
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi...
    • Cinderella left her slipper as a glass slipper on the red carpet.
    • VO: Introducing an all-new crossover. Toyota C-HR. Toyota. Let's Go Places.
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.

  • Driver: Raz, where are you?
  • Rapunzel: I'm trapped, my boss wants me here.
  • Driver: We are not leaving without you. Just go downstairs now.
  • The boss arrives at her floor to chase Rapunzel.
  • Boss: Rapunzel?!
  • Diego Boneta is driving on the streets. (Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.)
  • Lorenza Izzo (Rapunzel) is going to the rooftop to escape from her boss.
  • Driver: Look for my C-HR.
  • The C-HR arrives at the rooftop, so Rapunzel can see it. She pulls off her wig, a long blonde braid, and uses it to zip-line down the building to the parking garage. (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
  • Rapunzel rides the C-HR aboard.
  • Rapunzel: That was fun.
  • Driver: Wait till you see where we're going.
  • VO: Introducing an all-new crossover. Toyota C-Hr. Toyota. Let's Go Places.

  • Carvana[]

    May 29, 2023 (15-second version)

    • VO: Carvana has hundreds of thousands of five star reviews and counting.
    • Teri: To be honest, I thought it was almost too smooth, financing, every step. There were no surprises. Well, my monthly payment did come out lower than expected. Financing my car with Carvana was super smooth.

    June 6, 2023 (30-second version)

    • Announcer: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being smooth in their five star reviews, including Teri.
    • Teri: To be honest, I thought it was almost too smooth but Carvana was super transparent from beginning to end, car details, financing, every step and there were no surprises. Well, my monthly payment did come out lower than expected. Then I got to pick up my Mustang at the vending machine and it was so fun and exciting I did a little dance. (laughs) Trust me, financing my car with Carvana was super smooth.
    • VO: Finance your next car with Carvana today.

    June 6, 2023

    • VO: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being easy in their five star reviews, including Eric.
    • Eric: The whole process was really simple and easy, and this is my third time selling to Carvana. So I can practically do it from memory now. You just enter your license plate or your VIN, answer a few questions. Boom, you get a real offer. True story. it's still shocking how easy it was to sell my car to Carvana.
    • VO: Sell your car to Carvana today.

    July 5, 2023

    • Female VO: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being fast in their five-star reviews, including Sheena.
    • Sheena: This was out second purchase through Carvana. It was super easy and really fast. This time, we traded in a car and couldn't believe how easy it was, and we found the car our family really needed and in red. Next thing I know, our new car was here and our trade-in was gone. Bye! Ta-da.
    • Sheena chuckles.
    • Sheena: I literally tell people all the time how fast and easy Carvana is.

    July 30 2023 (15-second version)

    • VO: Carvana has hundreds of thousands of five-star reviews and counting.
    • Sheena: This was our second purchase through Carvana, it was really fast. This time we traded in a car and next thing I know, our new car was here and our trade-in was gone. Ta-da.
    VO: Buy your car with Carvana today.

    • This commercial was aired since August 14, 2023, starring Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard.
    • Dax: Huh. How long have you been tracking our car's value with Carvana?
    • Kristen: Just, like, 7 months.
    • Dax: Should we sell it?
    • Kristen: We hold...
    • Dax: Hold...
    • In the pool scene...
    • Dax: Silver vans are going for more right now, should we...
    • Kristen: Hold...
    • Dax: Our low mileage is paying off. You think we should...
    • Kristen: Hold...
    • Dax: Depreciation is really heating up you think...
    • Kristen: Hooold!!! Hooold! Hoold. Hold.
    • Dax: We just dipped 2.5 percent!
    • Kristen: Hooooooold!!!
    • Kristen begins to sell the low-value car.
    • Kristen: Now!!!
    • Dax: I'm on it. I'm, on it.
    • Kristen: Already sold to Carvana.
    • VO: Go to Carvana and track your car's value today.

  • This commercial was aired since September 25, 2023, featuring Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard.
  • Kristen: One down, nine to go.
  • Dax: Hey, what are you doing out here?
  • Kristen: I just had something picked up.
  • Dax: Oh, my gosh. I'm having something delivered.
  • Kristen: Carvana.
  • Dax: You know, Carvana searched it, bought it, scheduled it, and here it is.
  • Kristen: You think Carvana is good for buying? You should try selling one.
  • Dax: Oh, my gosh. It's almost identical. You got to have backup. You know what I say.
  • Kristen: Good job, hon.
  • Dax: Thanks. Oh, woo! I loved it once and I loved it twice. Where is the other one?
  • Dax and Kristen VO: Buy or sell your car with Carvana today.

  • Uber Eats[]

    2022[]

    • Trevor Noah stars in this commercial.
    • Trevor: Just because anything can now be delivered with Uber Eats does not mean you can eats anything. So stop thinking that "not food is food". Got it?
    • Trevor gets a basketball and places down, then he eats a tortilla chip.
    • Trevor: Food. Mmm.
    • Get anything. Don't always eats it.

  • Trevor Noah: Now you can get anything where Uber Eats, you've probably wondering: Can I eat anything I get delivered? Well, here's how to know.
  • Trevor gets an apple.
  • Trevor: Look at it, and it is food...
  • Trevor eats an apple.
  • Trevor: ...eats it.
  • Trevor gets a dish soap and eats.
  • Trevor: And if it is not food...
  • (Prop food. Do not eat soap.)
  • Trevor: ...don't eats it. Hmm, don't eat it. Isn't anyone who come here to find it? Like, what kind of food would it show? Oh, it's still in bobbiny. Who ain't bobbu...
  • Get anything. Don't always eats it.

  • Jennifer Coolidge, Nicholas Braun are also starred in commercial.
  • Jennifer: If it was delivered with Uber Eats. Does that mean I can eats it?
  • Jennifer eats the diapers. (Prop food. Do not eat diapers.)
  • Jennifer: It says eats.
  • Nicholas: It's a diaper.
  • Nicholas drinks the dish soap. (Prop food. Do not eat dish soap.)
  • Nicholas: This tastes bad.
  • Gwyneth eats the anatomy candles. (Prop food. Do not eat anatomy candles. Candles available in NYC and LA only.)
  • Gwyneth: Ooh.
  • Trevor: And thanks to Uber Eats, we don't even know what food is anymore!
  • The people like Mig Macario, Nicholas Braun, Jennifer Coolidge, Trevor, and others are spitting the inedible foods like flowers, sponges, paper towels, pencils, and kitty litter.
  • (Prop food. Do not eat not food, i.e. flowers, sponges, paper towels, pencils, or kitty litter.)
  • Nicholas: Good, (coughs) cause this isn't a food.
  • Jennifer: We can't eat any of them!
  • Trevor rips off the pencils.
  • Black man: Why, you pity!
  • Nicholas: That bag's a liar!
  • Jennifer: Yeah, I just got so excited.
  • Now delivering Eats. And Don't Eats. (Do not actually eat any of the items shown.)

  • Nicholas Braun: You can now get anything delivered with Uber Eats. But take it from me, that doesn't mean you can eats anything you gets.
  • Nicholas gets a box with a burger, that is edible.
  • Nicholas: Burger, that is an eats.
  • Nicholas gets paper towel rolls.
  • Nicholas: Paper towels, don't eats.
  • Nicholas gets a bottle of vino.
  • Nicholas: Bottle of vino, eats, by drinking. (Alcohol in select cities only. 21+ to purchase alcohol. Other restrictions may apply. Drink responsibly.)
  • Nicholas gets bananas.
  • Nicholas: Bananas, eats every morning.
  • Nicholas gets a dog toy.
  • Nicholas: Dog toy, don't eats, unless you're a good boy.
  • Nicholas gets toothpaste box.
  • Nicholas: Toothpaste, that's a stumper. This game just got really hard. It's... yeah. It's an eats. But it's a don't swallows. (Do not eat toothpaste.)
  • Get anything. Don't always eats it.

  • L'Oreal[]

    2010 - 2019[]

    Eva Longoria stars mostly in this brand.

    Jan 7, 2013

    • Lea Michele: Need a good reason to change shampoo? I'll give you five.
    • VO: L'Oreal Paris creates new Total Repair 5. Our most advanced level of haircare.
    • Lea: It fights five of the top hair problems.
    • VO: Total Repair 5 with Ceramide targets weak, limp, lifeless, dull, and straw-like hair.
    • Lea: My hair is transformed, full. Feels stronger with a healthy shine. Total Repair from root to core to tip. Five problems, one solution. Change the life of your hair.
    • VO: With New Total Repair 5. L'Oreal's most advanced haircare.
    • Lea: Because you are totally worth it.

    Feb 13, 2013

    • Lea Michele: For shocking lashes, look no further.
    • VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions creates the bold look of extensions - from a mascara!
    • Lea: Simply shocking!
    • VO: It's incredible design, in one sweep, L'Oreal's lash hugging brush, smoothes on liquid lash extensions and 200 bristles extend lashes beyond the tip for maximum impact.
    • Lea: Now good girls, can be shocking too.
    • VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions mascara.
    • Lea: We're shocking, and we're worth it!

    15-second version (Mar 15 2013)

    • VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions creates the bold look of extensions - from a mascara, the incredibly designed lash-hugging brush smoothes on liquid lash extensions for maximum impact.
    • Lea: Simply shocking

    Apr 26 2013

    • VO: New L'Oreal's shocking extensions mascara. The innovative lash-Hugging Brush smoothes on Liquid Lash Extensions beyond the tip. Building high impact volume and length.
    • Lea: Shocking
    • VO: L'Oreal's New Shocking Extensions.

    Jan 28 2014

    • Blake Lively: Reveal your most extraordinary hair... every day.
    • VO: For fine thin hair - a transformation awaits. L'Oreal presents Volume Filler Shampoo. Our first haircare with Filloxane, to actually increases the diameter of your hair. With Volume Thicker, hair's instantly thicker... feels like 2 times more hair. A transformation that lasts, wash after wash.
    • Blake: More than beautiful - extraordinary.
    • VO: New Volume Filler. From L'Oreal Advanced Haircare. The science behind extraordinary hair.
    • Blake: And you're worth it!

  • 'Anything's Possible' by Lea Michele plays. Actress Winona Ryder is preparing for the model showoff.
  • Stanley Tucci: We're ready for you.
  • Everyone loves a comeback. Damaged hair deserves one too.
  • VO: New Elvive Revive Hair and just one dose. Go beyond regular shampoo or conditioner. Because you're worth it.

  • Nov 13 2018

    • Eva: Hy-a-lu-ron-ic Acid. Hyaluronic Acid, is the skincare ingredient that everyone is searching for, and it's in here.
    • VO: new from Revitalift Derm Intensives Hyaluronic Acid serum, with our highest concentration of Hyaluronic Acid in a serum. Visibly plumps skin in just one week.
    • Eva: Bounces back.
    • VO: And reduces wrinkles for younger-looking skin. Powerful results. Validated by dermatologists. New Revitalift Derm intensives Hyaluronic Acid Serum, from L'Oreal Paris.
    • Eva: We're Worth It.

    2020 - present[]

    • Eva & Amber Heard (taking turns): Hy-a-lu-ron-ic Acid. There's a reason one serum resolves every minute.
    • VO: Revitalift Derm Intensives Hyaluronic Acid Serum from L'Oreal. With our highest concentration of Hyaluronic Acid in a serum. Seriously hydrates to visibly replump skin in one week. And reduces wrinkles for younger-looking skin. Powerful results. Validated by dermatologists.
    • Eva: Now we're talking!
    • VO: Revitalift Hyaluronic Acid Serum from L'Oreal Paris.
    • Eva: Because we're worth it.

  • Shown since March 14 2022, starring Eva Longoria.
  • VO: Why is L'Oreal Hyaluronic Acid the #1 serum?
  • Dr. Melissa: So effective, with our highest concentration of pure, hyaluronic acid. Hyaluronic acid attracts water to help visibly replump lines and restore volume.
  • VO: Revitalift Hyaluronic Acid Serum from L'Oreal Paris.
  • Available at CVS Pharmacy.

  • Garnier[]

    2012-2016[]

    • This commercial was aired on February 23, 2012, featuring Arielle Vandenberg.
    • Tina Fey: Hi! I'm Tina Fey. This is new Garnier Nutrisse nourishing color foam, and this is Meg. Questions?
    • Meg: What with...
    • Tina Fey: ...the difference? Let's see, shall we? This is Garnier's first foam that nourishes while it colors.
    • Meg: It's got avocado, olive and shea oils.
    • Tina Fey: Nourished hair, better color, Meg!
    • Meg: A fresher, brighter color!
    • Tina Fey: Gorgeous!
    • Meg: Tweet goodbye to grays!
    • Tina Fey: Well?
    • Meg: I love it!
    • Tina Fey: She loves it. With do you ever stop talking?
    • Tina Fey VO: New Nutrisse Nourishing Color Foam. Nourished Hair, Better Color. Garnier.
    • Meg: Take care.

  • Tina Fey: Tell me one thing we've learned about new Nutrisse Nourishing Color...
  • Meg: ...Foam. Well...
  • Tina Fey: ...Right. Is Garnier's First Foam that nourishes has three fruit oils and give you fresh bright color?
  • Meg: That's Three Things.
  • Tina Fey: You're welcome.
  • Tina Fey VO: New Nutrisse Nourishing Color Foam. Nourished Hair, Better Color. Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on July 18, 2012.
  • Tina Fey: Nourished hair, better color. Let's see!
  • VO: Tina is putting Garnier Nutrisse to the test.
  • Tina Fey: Okay, this color is crazy gorgeous. Richer, check. More radiant, yes. Shine, don't mind if I do. With avocado, olive and shea, it's actually nourishing while it colors. Nourished hair means better color. Rich, radiant color. And greys? 100 percent out of here. Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color. You better believe it. Garnier. Take care.
  • Version two

    • Tina Fey: Okay, this color is crazy gorgeous.
    • VO: Tina just fell in love with Nutrisse Nourishing Color Creme, from Garnier.
    • Tina Fey: Richer? Check. More radiant? Yes! Shine? Don't mind if I do. With avocado, olive and shea, it's actually nourishing while it colors... Nourished hair means better color! And grays... 100% outta here. Want rich, radiant, crazy gorgeous color? Get Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color. You better believe it. Garnier. Take care.

    15-second version

    • Tina Fey: Okay, this color is crazy gorgeous.
    • VO: Tina's just tried Garnier Nutrisse.
    • Tina Fey: With avocado, olive and shea. It's actually nourishing while it colors... Richer? Check. More radiant? Yes! Nourished hair, better color. You better believe it. Garnier Nutrisse.

  • Aired on Feb 5 2013, Garnier introduced a new invention. 'You Make Me Feel' by Archive plays.
  • VO: Haircolor is propelled into a new era. Garnier invents Olia... pure, luminous. Our first ammonia-free permanent haircolor powered by oil. A major technological breakthrough. Oil can do more than condition hair... Olia propels color deep inside the hair. Maximum color performance. Visibly improves and restores hair. 100% gray coverage. Olia... easy application, optimal comfort, delicate fluorescent, pure, luminous, vivid color. Haircolor will never be the same. New Olia created by Garnier. Experience it for yourself at garnierUSA.com/olia.
  • TV Version

    • VO: Haircolor is propelled into a new era. Garnier invents Olia... Our first ammonia-free permanent haircolor powered by oil. A major technological breakthrough. Oil can do more than condition hair... Olia propels color deep inside the hair. Maximum color performance. Visibly improves and restores hair. 100% gray coverage. Pure, luminous, vivid color. Haircolor will never be the same. New Olia created by Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on June 17, 2013.
  • Tina Fey: Ladies, we need to talk, about hair color. It's Garnier Nutrisse Nourishing Hair Color Creme, since you asked. Rich, radiant, ravishing color. The choice is obvious. Nutrisse actually nourishes while it colors, plus it has avocado, olive, and shea oils. And you may have heard, nourished hair means better color. And grays, 100 percent not. Talk about vibrant, lasting color. Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color. And foam users, you'll love Nutrisse Nourishing Color Foam. Garnier.
  • 15-second version

    • Tina Fey: Ladies, we need to talk... about haircolor. It's Garnier Nutrisse Nourishing Color Creme. Rich, radiant, ravishing color! Nutrisse nourishes while it colors. Plus, it has avocado, olive, and shea oils. Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.

  • This ad was shown since August 12, 2013, featuring mother Tania Deighton and daughter Giselle Eisenberg.
  • Tania: Perfect skin? BB! Or Anti-Aging? BB! My Garnier BB, does both!
  • VO: Another Garnier skincare innovation, our 1st anti-aging BB cream. Garnier combines patented Pro-Xylane in a wrinkle-fighting formula plus tinted mineral pigments.
  • Tania: One application... 5 results. Evens tone, hydrates, protects... firms, and in just weeks reduces wrinkles.
  • VO: Clinically tested.
  • Tania: Perfect and younger-looking... have it all.
  • VO: New Garnier Anti-Aging BB Cream.
  • Tania: I love my Garnier BB!
  • 15-second version

    • Tania: Perfect skin...or anti-aging? My Garnier BB does both!
    • VO: Garnier's first Anti-Aging BB Cream. Patented Pro-Xylane with tinted mineral pigments.
    • Tania: Evens tone, hydrates, protects, firms, reduces wrinkles. Perfect and younger-looking.
    • VO: New Garnier Anti-Aging BB Cream.

  • This commercial was aired on September 23, 2013.
  • VO: Is your hair so desperately dry, it's for the birds? Discover the all-new look of Triple Nutrition, from Garnier Fructis. So powerful, even dry, distressed hair is totally transformed. With a nourishing formula, plus: Avocado, Olive, and Almond oils... Triple Nutrition works deep... restoring hair all the way to the ends with every use. Get touchable-softness, spectacular shine, and defy dry! Fructis Triple Nutrition. The Strength to Shine. Garnier. (Take care.)

  • Tina Fey: Your wrinkle cream works fast? Mine works instantly!
  • Male Announcer: New Garnier Ultra-Lift Transformer. Our first anti-aging moisturizer that transforms skin on 1st contact.
  • Tina Fey: This is a Game Changer.
  • Male Announcer: Garnier's micro-spheres instantly auto-adjust to your skin tone.
  • Tina Fey: Even, yes! Luminous, very! But wait! It keeps getting better.
  • Male Announcer: With pro-retinol, over time it repairs wrinkles, restores firmness.
  • Tina Fey: This daily moisturizer transforms skin like that!
  • Male Announcer: New Ultra-Lift Transformer, another skincare innovation...
  • Tina Fey: ...from Garnier.

  • Shown in 2014, featuring Kristen Bell.
  • Kristen Bell: Take everything you know about cleansing and wash it away.
  • VO: New Garnier Clean plus Nourishing Cleansing Oil. Powered by oil, perfect for dry skin.
  • Kristen: Not just the better clean, better skin.
  • VO: Watch it transform from oil to milk, better because it dissolves dirt and makeup while hydrating.
  • Kristen: Plus, keep skin so soft.
  • VO: 100 percent felt softer skin.
  • Kristen: From so tight to just right.
  • VO: New clean plus nourishing cleansing oil.
  • Kristen: Not just the better clean, better skin.
  • VO: Clean plus from Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on February 3, 2014. 'Pumpin Blood' by NONONO plays.
  • VO: Tortured, teased, traumatized... This is damage overload! And this is the new Fructis Damage Eraser from Garnier. The breakthrough? With phyto-keratin complex, Fructis Damage Eraser has the power to reconstruct strength by 90 percent root-to-tip. See the proof! Your hair will be healthier, stronger... repaired! Go ahead... do your thing. New Fructis Damage Eraser. The strength to shine. Garnier.

  • Aired on April 22, 2014.

    • Female beautician: Take everything you know about cleansing and wash it away.
    • VO: This is new Garnier Clean Plus! The powerful blackhead Eliminating Scrub for oily skin.
    • Beautician: Not just a better clean, better skin.
    • VO: Our 1st daily scrub with charcoal. Better, because it draws out dirt and blackheads like a magnet. It mattifies skin...
    • Beautician: PLUS keeps skin clear.
    • VO: 87% saw clearer skin.
    • Beautician: Now I shine... but my skin doesn't!
    • VO: New Clean Plus Blackhead Eliminating Scrub.
    • Beautician: Not just a better clean, better skin.
    • VO: Clean plus from Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on August 4, 2014.
  • VO: Feeling defenseless against haircolor fade-out? Fight back! With Color Shield Complete Defense from Garnier Fructis. The difference? With anti-oxidant acai berries and UV filters, Color Shield strengthens hair... To fight heat. Water. Even sun. The proof? Color stays fresh... 1 week, 4 weeks, even 8 weeks later. So you stay bolder, brighter, longer. Garnier Fructis Color Shield. The Complete Defense System. The Strength to Shine. Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on January 19th, 2015.
  • VO: Is your hair lacking thickness? Garnier Fructis creates new Full & Plush. Our first system to Create big, bigger, plush hair. It's strength? The Formula with Pomegranate and Fibra Cylane expands and builds the thickness of each strand. The result? 38 percent more hair mass. Visible fullness. Luxurious thickness. Touch it. See it. Feel it. Get big, bigger, massive hair. New Fructis Full & Plush. The strength to shine. Garnier.
  • 15-second version

    • Is your hair lacking thickness? New Fructis Full & Plush. With pomegranate and Fibra Cylane. It expands and strengthens each strand. Get big, bigger, massive hair. Fructis Full & Plush. The Strength to Shine. Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on February 2, 2015. Kate Walsh played in this commercial.
  • Kate: Waking up to fatigued skin? Sleep on this!
  • VO: Garnier creates its first miracle sleeping cream. It fights signs of fatigue and wrinkles while you sleep.
  • Kate: As sleeping cream. That's a first.
  • VO: Like a lightweight mask of continuous hydration, it works while you sleep when skin is most receptive.
  • Kate: And here's the real wake-up call...
  • VO: In just one week, wake up to more refreshed, younger-looking skin.
  • Kate: Stop waking up to fatigued skin! Sleep with this.
  • VO: New Miracle Sleeping Cream.
  • Kate: From Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on August 10, 2015.
  • Tina Fey: They gave you nourished hair and better color, but you want more... Me too! Meet new Garnier Nutrisse with double the nourishing power. I mean, certain people want rich, radiant color. Nutrisse actually nourishes while it colors. Now, with even more avocado, olive, and shea oils. Nourished hair, better color, ladies! And greys? 100 percent covered. You want more? You got it! New Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair means better color. Garnier.
  • 15-second version

    • Tina Fey: They gave you nourished hair and better color, but you want more... Me too! New Garnier Nutrisse, now with 2x the nourishing power. Plus avocado, olive and shea... for rich, radiant color. New Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.

  • VO: Love playing with your hair? Coloring? Curling? Straightening? Damaging? Garner reloads hair with strength. Fructis Damage Eraser System repairs damage in just one use. One, shampoo and conditioner with Active Fruit Concentrate and Phyto-Keratin visibly reduce damage. Two, the treatment heals damage and seals in strength root to tip. Hair is repaired, shinier, 3X stronger. Fructis Damage Eraser. Stronger hair, stronger you. Garnier.

  • This commercial was aired on February 29, 2016.
  • Tina Fey: Ladies, do I have to say it again? Nourished hair, better color. This is Garnier Nutrisse. It nourishes while it colors. Plus, it has avocado, olive and shea oils, for rich, radiant color. Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color! And now, in new richest black shades!
  • Version two

    • Tina Fey: Ladies, do I have to say it again? Nourished hair, better color. This is Garnier Nutrisse. It nourishes while it colors. Plus, it has avocado, olive and shea oils, for rich, radiant color, and zero greys! Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color!

    Version One

    • This commercial was aired on February 2016.
    • Miwa: I've been coloring since I was 19...
    • Mara: My hair showed it.
    • VO: Then everything changed. Introducing new and improved Garnier Olia. The only haircolor powered by 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
    • Erin: I love that, with Olia... my hair gets better every time I use it...
    • Mara: Now I don't see dryness or dullness. All I see is shiny...
    • Erin: ...brilliant color.
    • Miwa: And zero grays.
    • Mara: It feels so soft and healthy. It's the best experience I have ever had coloring my hair.

    Version Two (April 6, 2016)

    • Nancy: I color every four weeks, like clockwork.
    • Mara: My hair showed it.
    • VO: Then everything changed. Introducing new and improved Garnier Olia. The only haircolor powered by 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
    • Nancy: With Olia, I get brilliant color, and my hair looks healthier.
    • Mara: Now, I don't see dryness or dullness. All I see is shiny...
    • Erin: ...brilliant color.
    • Miwa: And zero grays. It feels so soft.
    • Mara: It's the best experience I have ever had coloring my hair.

    15-second version

    • Nancy: I color every four weeks.
    • Mara: My hair showed it.
    • VO: Garnier Olia. The only haircolor with 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
    • Mara: Now, I don't see dullness. All I see is shiny...
    • Erin: ...brilliant color.
    • VO: New Garnier Olia. Brilliant color. Visibly healthier hair.

  • This commercial was aired on May 2, 2016.
  • VO: Fatigue can add years to the look of your skin. So sleep with this. Garnier SkinActive Miracle Sleeping Cream. With lavender essential oil and Hyaluronic Acid. Miracle Sleeping Cream works like a lightweight mask of continuous hydration. To fight skins of fatigue and wrinkles while you sleep. So you wake up to refreshed, younger-looking skin in just one week. Miracle Sleeping Cream. And now fight fatigue non-stop with new Wake-Up Moisturizer. Only from Garnier SkinActive.
  • The Active Way to Better Skin.

  • June 20, 2016

    • VO: Frizz. You can either deal with it... or be done with it. Get up to 3 days of sleek hair. Fructis Sleek & Shine. Strength to fight frizz. Made with Argan Oil, it smoothes straight to the core. Plus an intense leave-in to lock out frizz. Hair is stronger, smoother, shinier. And stays that way up to 3 days straight. Sleek & Shine. Fructis. Stronger hair, stronger you. Garnier.

    September 26, 2016

    • Stacia Newcomb VO: Wish your hair were longer? Then grow it stronger! Get up to 10 times stronger hair, with Garnier Fructis Grow Strong. With a power dose of active fruit concentrate, Grow Strong Shampoo and conditioner reinforce hair, while the treatment injects strength from root to tip. And stronger hair means, more shine, your length. As if you so for less. Grow Strong. Fructis. Stronger hair, stronger you. Garnier.

    2017-2021[]

    Jan 16 2017

    • VO: A cleanser in the morning and a makeup remover at night? This does it all! Micellar Cleansing Water from Garnier SkinActive. The Garnier micelles act like a magnet, to cleanse, remove makeup, and refresh. All in one! Micellar Cleansing Water from Garnier SkinActive.

    Feb 27 2017

    • VO: Now the power of super fruit formula's for your hair, in the all new Garnier Fructis. No parabens, no silicones. This is Super Fruit. Hydrate, smooth, or repair your super hair. All-new Garnier Fructis. Super fruit, super hair.

    May 1, 2017

    • 'La Grange' by ZZ Top plays.
    • VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, in the all-new Fructis Sleek & Shine. Hair is 2 times stronger, no parabens. Super sleek, even in 97 percent humidity. Discover the All-New Garnier Fructis. And now Control Frizz, even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-In Cream, to keep the most unruly hair sleek for up to 3 days. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.

    July 7, 2017

    • VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, with Fructis Sleek & Shine fortifying shampoo. Hair is super sleek, for up to 3 days. No parabens. Just sleek hair. Discover Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine fortifying shampoo. And to control frizz even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-in cream. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.

    May 7, 2018

    • VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, with Fructis Sleek & Shine shampoo. Hair is super sleek, even in 97 percent humidity. No parabens. Just sleek hair. And to control frizz even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-in cream. Discover Fructis Sleek & Shine. America's #1 smoothing brand. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.

  • Shown on September 18, 2017. Mandy Moore stars in this commercial.
  • Mandy Moore: Changes? I've had a few. Most amazing? My work. Most recent? My house. Most impactful? My hair color.
  • Mandy Moore walks with her new hairstyle. She also presents her paperwork.
  • Female VO: Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color, because it nourishes while you color. Plus, avocado, olive and shea oils. Get rich, radiant color that covers all your gray.
  • Mandy Moore: Change will come. But this hair color thing? I've got that figured out.
  • Female VO: Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color. Garnier.
  • 15-second version

    • Mandy Moore: Changes? I've had a few. Most impactful? My hair color.
    • VO: Garnier Nutrisse. Nourishes while you color. Plus, avocado, olive and shea oils.
    • Mandy Moore: Changing my hair color changed everything.
    • VO: Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.

    Heal Damaged Hair[]

    • Shown in 2018.
    • VO: Treat damaged hair to nourishing repair. Whole Blends by Garnier Honey Treasures Hair Care. With the essence of royal jelly and propolis, nourishes deeply for naturally beautiful revived hair. Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures.

    TV Version

    • VO: Treat damaged hair to nourishing repair. New Whole Blends by Garnier Honey Treasures Haircare. With the essence of royal jelly and propolis. Nourishes deeply for naturally beautiful, revived hair. New Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures.

    Oat Delicacy[]

    • Shown in 2018.
    • VO: To hydrate even fine hair, you need our most gentle recipe. New Oat Delicacy, by Whole Blends. A caring formula. Blended with oat milk and rice cream extracts. Intensive moisture for hair. Without the weigh down. Only from Whole Blends. Garnier.

    Makes Us Better[]

    • Aired on Aug 27 2018. 'Anthem' by Alana Yorke plays.
    • VO: We are a blend of heritage, style, nature and nurture. All one-of-a-kind. If your blend comes with hair that hates humidity, we have a blend for you. Whole Blends Smoothing Haircare. Paraben free. Blended with purpose. Bringing rich coconut oil a legendary smoother, together with cocoa butter, known to soften. As a whole blend, it smoothes frizz for 24 hours. Blended makes us shine, blended makes us better. Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally.

    All One of a Kind[]

    Oct 22 2018

    • VO: We are a blend of heritage and style, if dry, damaged hair is part of your blend, we have a blend for you. Whole Blends Honey Treasures. Paraben free, blended with purpose. With lush honey renowned from a replenishment and royal jelly & propolis (extracts), known to nourish and repair. As a whole blend, it brings wholesome nourishment to your one of a kind hair, to help heal damage to the ends. Blended makes us better. Whole Blends. Text Honey to 52046 for a free sample. (By Garnier, Naturally!)

    Blended[]

    Nov 19 2018

    • VO (taking turns): We are a blended mountain, plains, shorelines, up towns, cities, a rhythm, and sold. A blended heritage, family, personality, and trait. A hair that's curly, straight, wavy, natural, thick, free, blonde, black, gray, brown, red, white, and blue. We believe in the power of blends, because that's who we are. Blended makes us whole, blended makes us shine, blended makes us beautiful, blended makes us better. Whole Blends Haircare. By Garnier, Naturally!

    Purpose[]

    Feb 18 2019

    • VO: We are a blend of strength and sensitivity, and so is our hair. If fragile hair is part of your blend... we have a blend for you. New Whole Blends Ginger Recovery, for fragile hair. Paraben free, blended with purpose. With revitalizing ginger, known to recover strength, and golden honey, known to fortify. As a whole blend, it provides twice the protection from breakage. Making fragile hair stronger instantly. Blended makes us strong, blended makes us better. New Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally.

    Whole Blends Miracle Nectar[]

    • Shown in 2019.
    • Female VO: We are a blend of nature and nurture - And so is our hair. If your hair needs extra-nurturing care, we have a blend for you. New Whole Blends Miracle Nectar. For all hair types, Paraben-free, blended with purpose, with royal jelly and lush honey. Our first 10-in-1 leave-in serum made to strengthen, smooth, and repair damage, even reduce split ends, all at once. Blended makes us whole, blended makes us better. Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally!

    Honey Treasure[]

    Jul 21 2020

    • VO: Honey Treasures from Whole Blends. Blended with purpose for dry, damaged hair. With lush honey and propolis, known to nourish and repair. As a whole blend, it helps heal damage to the ends. Blended makes us better. Whole Blends, by Garnier, Naturally!

    iSpot.tv version (2018)

    • VO: Got a minute? Discover new Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. It's the new way to nourish hair, fast. Fructis 1 minute masks incredibly creamy texture melts into hair to intensely nourish and strengthen, in just one minute. 98 percent naturally derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruit. No weigh down. Just super silky, soft, shiny hair. Super fast. New Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier. Find your treat at Walmart.

    Internet Archive TV Version

    • VO: Got a minute? Discover Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. It's the new way to nourish hair, fast. Fructis 1 minute masks incredibly creamy texture melts into hair to intensely nourish and strengthen, in just one minute. 98 percent naturally derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruit. No silicones, no weigh down. Just super silky, soft, shiny hair. Super fast. Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. Super fruit, super hair. Find yours. Garnier.

    30-second version (Jan 14 2019)

    • VO: There's the same old way to get smooth, and then, there's new Fructis Sleek Shot. Our first in-shower styler. Infused with Plant Protein. Just mix the shot with Shampoo, and power up with lather. 5X smoother hair, 1/2 the time. It does the work for you. So you can skip the flat iron. Out with the old, and in with the smooth. New Fructis Sleek Shot in shower styler. By Garnier, Naturally.

    TV Version (Jan 19 2019)

    • VO: There's the same old way to get smooth, and then, there's new Fructis Sleek Shot. Our first in-shower styler. Infused with Plant Protein. Just mix a shot with Shampoo, and power up with lather. 5X smoother hair, half the time. It does the work for you, so you can skip the flat iron. Out with the old, and in with the smooth. New Fructis Sleek Shot in shower styler. By Garnier, Naturally.

    15-second version (Feb 10 2019)

    • VO: There's the same old way to smooth, and there's new Fructis Sleek Shot, our first in-shower styler. Just mix the shot with shampoo, power up with lather. Five times smoother hair, half the time. Skip the flat iron. New Fructis Sleek Shot. By Garnier, Naturally!

    Mar 4 2019

    • Male VO: Wanna feel strong? Bring on the cold! There goes for hair, too. New Fructis Grow Strong Fortifying Shampoo with Icy Menthol. Invigorated hair with a jolt of cool. Feel the strength. Feel the power of cold. New Fructis Grow Strong, by Garnier, naturally.

  • Aired on April 15, 2019 & 2021.
  • Mandy Moore: With so many nourishing shades, a color change is easy. Nutrisse has 77, from our darkest blacks to our lightest blondes. It nourishes while it colors, plus avocado, olive and shea. Change a little, or, a lot. Nutrisse, nourished hair, better color, by Garnier, Naturally!

  • VO: Is your cleanser cleansing well? Try Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water. It's a pure way to cleanse. Micelles work like a magnet to remove makeup without rubbing. Cleanse without rinsing. Refresh without residue. It's cleansing, reinvented. Micellar Water. By Garnier, Naturally.
  • Water Rose version

    • Is your cleanser cleansing well? Try Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water. Micelles work like a magnet to remove makeup without rubbing. Cleanse without rinsing, even for sensitive skin. It's cleansing, reinvented. Micellar Water. And now, new Water Rose Micellar Water. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Shown in 2019.
  • Female VO: Got a minute? Get Fructis Treats 1-Minute Hair Masks. The new way to nourish hair. 98 percent naturally derived ingredients. Use as a creamy mask and rinse in one minute, or leave in for lasting nourishment. Get silky hair fast, with Fructis Treats. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Shown in 2019 & 2021.
  • Stacia Newcomb VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? You need a hair smoother. Get Fructis Sleek & Shine with Moroccan Argan Oil. Hair is super sleek, even in 97 percent humidity. No parabens. Fructis Sleek & Shine By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Jan 2020

    • VO: Dry shampoo leaving residue? Not anymore. New Fructis Invisible Dry Shampoo. Powered by oil-absorbing rice starch. Invisible on hair. No residue. Just non-stop refreshed hair for 24 hours. New Fructis Invisible Dry Shampoo by Garnier, Naturally!

  • Shown in 2020.
  • Sharinna Allan VO: This is not just a cream. It's the first serum cream. Garnier creates new serum cream. The power of a serum, the moisture of a cream, and the protection of an spf-30. 3 products in 1 bottle, 1 step. Choose Vitamin C, hyaluronic acid, or niacinamide. Formulas that are clean and vegan. For glowing healthier-looking skin in just 1 step, New Garnier Green Labs Serum Cream. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Shown in 2020.
  • Female VO: Does cleansing drain the life out of your skin? Try Garnier Micellar Water Rose. With rose water and micelles that work like a magnet to gently cleanse and remove oils and makeup. And now, even hydrates skin. It's cleansing, reinvented. Micellar Waters By Garnier, Naturally.
  • Feb 4 2020

    • VO: Does cleansing drain the life out of your skin? New Garnier Micellar Water Rose. With rose water and micelles that work like a magnet to gently cleanse and remove makeup. And now, even hydrates skin. It's cleansing, reinvented. New Water Rose by Garnier, naturally.

  • This commercial was aired on TV on January 21, 2020. 'Uptown Funk' by Mark Ronson (feat. Bruno Mars) plays.
  • Female VO: What's your hair care made of? New Fructis Treats Shampoos & Conditioners. Made with 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits made to nourish hungry hair. Yes to vegan, No to silicones. Yes to nourish, no to weighdown. Yes to recyclable bottle. New Fructis Treats Shampoos and Conditioners. Hungry for more? Try our Treats Masks. 3-in-1: Conditioner, Mask or a Leave-In. New Fructis Treats. By Garnier, Naturally!
  • 15-second shampoo-only version

    • VO: Fructis Treats Shampoo & Conditioners. Made with 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits to nourish hungry hair. Yes to vegan, no to silicones. Yes to nourish, no to weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!

    Mask-only version

    • VO: Garnier Fructis Treats 3-in-1 Masks to nourish hungry hair. 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits, and no silicones. 3 uses: conditioner, mask, or leave-in. Yes nourish, no weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!

  • This commercial was aired in 2021. 'Good as Hell' by Lizzo plays.
  • VO: Garnier Fructis Treats 3-in-1 Masks to nourish hungry hair. Up to 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits, and no silicones. 3 uses: conditioner, mask, or leave-in. Yes nourish, no weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Shown in 2021.
  • Female VO: Garnier infuses Vitamin C in the new Garnier Brightening Serum Cream to reveal glowing skin. With Vitamin C and pineapple extract, 3 products in 1, the efficacy of a Vitamin C Serum, the moisture of a cream, and an SPF-30. Formulas that are clean and vegan. 3 products in 1 for bright, even and glowing skin. Try the new Garnier Brightening Serum Cream, already more than 1000 5-star reviews. By Garnier, Naturally!
  • 15-second TV version

    • Female VO: Garnier infuses Vitamin C in the new Garnier Brightening Serum Cream to reveal glowing skin. The efficacy of a Vitamin C Serum, the moisture of a cream, and an SPF-30. 3 products in 1 for bright, glowing skin. New Garnier Brightening Serum Cream. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Woman 1: Never seen anything like it.
  • Female VO: Garnier Brightening Serum Cream.
  • Woman 2: I'm obsessed with Vitamin C.
  • Woman 3: One product and it does it all.
  • Woman 1: Yay, SPF!
  • Female VO: Garnier Brightening Serum Cream. Already more than 1000 5-star reviews. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Shown in 2021.
  • Female VO: Sleek, Curly, we all want to fight Frizz. Garnier Fructis Anti-Frizz Serum. Argan oil plus Kera-System. Up to 72 hours Frizz-control, 97 percent Humidity protection. Fructis Anti-Frizz Serum. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Shown in 2021.
  • VO: Texas Heat, Miami Humidity? Your sleek can resist! Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine. Argan oil plus Kera-system. 97 percent humidity protection. Up to 3 days sleek. Fructis Sleek & Shine, Number-one on sleek. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • 2021

    • VO: Sleek, curly, we all want to fight frizz. Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine. Argan oil plus kera-system. Up to 72 hours frizz control, 97 percent humidity protection. Fructis Sleek & Shine, Number-one on sleek. By Garnier, Naturally!

    2022

    • VO: Sleek, Curly, we all want to fight Frizz. Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine. Argan oil plus Kera-System. Up to 72 hours Frizz-control, 97 percent Humidity protection. Fructis Sleek & Shine, Number-one in anti-frizz. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Introduced in 2021.
  • Original version

    • Drew: Did you hear the buzz? Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes, it's new sulfate-free remedy! Ooh, acacia honey! And sulfates, gone!
    • VO: A potent remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
    • Drew: 72 hours of ta-da!
    • Drew Barrymore VO: Whole Blends Sulfate Free Remedy. And it's approved by cruelty-free international! By Garnier, Naturally!

    iSpot.tv version

    • Drew Barrymore arrives with buzzes.
    • Drew: Did you hear the buzz? Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes, it's new sulfate-free remedy! Ooh, acacia honey! And sulfate, gone!
    • VO: A port of remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
    • Drew: 72 hours of ta-da!
    • VO: New Whole Blends Sulfate-Free Remedy, By Garnier, Naturally.
    • Drew: Yeah, girl, killing it! Hair is on point.

    15-second version

    • Drew: Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes! It's new Sulfate-Free Remedy. Oh, acacia honey, and sulfates gone!
    • VO: A remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
    • Drew: 72 hours of tada!
    • VO: Whole Blends By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Jeff Wilburn VO: Boil the hive, the remedy for damaged hair. New Garnier Whole Blends Sulfate-Free Remedy. Blends out sulfate, blends in acacia honey, prevents breakage with 72 hour damage protection guaranteed. Whole Blends Sulfate-Free Remedy. By Garnier, Naturally.
  • New at Walmart.

  • Aired in 2021.
  • Female VO: Dull skin? Swipe it away. New Garnier Brightening Micellar Water, now with Vitamin C. Micelles work like a magnet. In one swipe, gently cleanse, remove makeup, and brighten. New Micellar Water with Vitamin C. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Shown in 2021.
  • Female VO: Wipes, wipes, wipes. Why the waste? Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water, with reusable eco pad. Micelles work like a magnet. Now leaves less mascara residue than the leading wipes with no wipe waste. Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water, and reusable eco pad. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • 2022-2024[]

    • Shown in 2022.
    • Female VO: Skin feeling dry? Swipe it away! New All-In-One Garnier Micellar Water, with hyaluronic acid. Micelles work like a magnet, to cleanse, remove makeup and replump with hydration. New Micellar Cleansing Water with Hyaluronic Acid, By Garnier, Naturally.

  • This commercial was aired on January 9, 2023.
  • Female VO: Vegas heat, Miami humidity? Fructis Sleek & Shine Anti-Frizz Serum. Argan Oil plus Kera-System. Instantly smooths your hair, up to 72 hours frizz control, and 97 percent humidity protection. Fructis Sleek & Shine. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • Aired on February 27, 2023.
  • Drew Barrymore: My Celebrity Colorist? Me! And this new Garnier Nutrisse. It has 5 amazing fruit oils. It nourishes while it colors. Cool! Covers our grays, for improved, richer color. Nutrisse. Nourished hair. Better color. By Garnier, Naturally!

  • Aired on Summer 2023.
  • 'Mi Gente' by El Nikko DJ (feat. J Balvin) plays.
  • Female VO: Crack the science of stronger hair! New Fructis, with Keratin, Protein, or Biotin, in reloaded systems. Up to 72 hours frizz control, 48 hours definition, or 72 hours thicker looking hair. New Fructis. By Garnier, Naturally.
  • Version Two

    • VO: Crack the science of stronger hair! Fructis, with Keratin, Protein, or Biotin, in reloaded systems. Up to 72 hours frizz control, 48 hours definition, or 72 hours thicker looking hair. Fructis By Garnier, Naturally.

    Curl Nourish (2023)

    • VO: Put Fructis Curl Nourish to the test! With coconut oil and protein. Wind test, on.
    • Lisette: No way my curls are going to stand this.
    • Andres Willey: It's like a tornado in here.
    • VO: Up to 48 hours definition.
    • Lisette: It's still so bouncy!
    • VO: Fructis Curl Nourish by Garnier, naturally.

    Sleek & Shine

    • VO: Put Fructis Sleek & Shine to the test! With argan oil and kera-system. Miami humidity, on.
    • Amanda Diaz: It's getting so hot. That's real high humidity.
    • VO: Up to 72 hours frizz control.
    • Amanda Diaz: Where's the frizz?
    • VO: Fructis Sleek & Shine by Garnier, naturally.

    Grow Strong Thickening

    • VO: Put Fructis Grow Strong to the test! Reloaded with blood orange and biotin. Brush test, on.
    • Dee Glazer and Gavin Leatherwood enter the testing pod.
    • Dee Glazer: I've never had my hair brushed by a robot before.
    • VO: Up to 65 percent less breakage.
    • Dee Glazer: My hair feels strong.
    • VO: New Fructis Grow Strong by Garnier, naturally.

  • This commercial was aired on June 19, 2023.
  • VO: Ready to switch? Break up with wipes. Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water. Micelles cleanse like a magnet. Without harsh rubbing, tested to remove waterproof mascara better than the leading wipes. 9 out of 10 wipe users would recommend. Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • This commercial was aired on October 2, 2023.
  • VO: Cleanse and exfoliate in one step, with new Garnier Micellar Gentle Peeling Water. Boosted with Glycolic Acid, to cleanse, remove makeup, and gently exfoliate. Clinically tested to even skin tone. See visibly glowing skin, with new Micellar Gentle Peeling Water. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • This ad was shown on TV since November 30, 2023. 'Mi Gente' by J Balvin and Willy William plays.
  • Weak, damaged hair? Garnier Fructis presents: Hail Filler + Vitamin Cg. Fill hair with strength. Up to 13% Vitamin Cg + Repair care complex for inner fiber repair. Outer visible transformation system for up to 79% more strength, and up to 4X less breakage. Add to your basket now. Garnier Fructis Hair Filler. Available at Amazon. By Garnier, Naturally.

  • New Garnier Whole Blends Hair Honey Milk. Honey Infused Technology in a Heat Shield Milk to shield and care. 450 degrees Fahrenheit heat protection. Up to 100 hours anti-frizz. Prevents breakage before and after application, for all hair types. New Garnier Whole Blends Hair Honey Milk. By Garnier, Naturally.
  • Add it now to your shopping cart.

  • Aired since Mar 11, 2024, featuring Charli D'Amelio.
  • VO: The power of a skin filler, inspires hair repair. New Fructis Hair Filler system, with Vitamin CG, fills hair with strength, 7 layers deep. Reverses up to 1 year of damage in 1 use. Inner fiber repair, fills with strength. The power of a skin filler, now for hair. New Fructis Hair Filler... by Garnier. (Naturally!)

  • Neutrogena[]

    2011 commercials are starred before Kristen Bell voices Princess Anna of Arendelle from Frozen series, which starts in 2013.

    • This ad was shown in 2010, starring Jennifer Garner.
    • Jennifer: When I was 17, I was not good to my skin. What I wouldn't do for a do-over.
    • Female VO: Neutrogena clinical skincare helps restore collagen depleted skin to undo the look of a year's worth of skin aging in just 4 weeks. Clinical skincare. Neutrogena.

  • This commercial was aired in 2011, starring Kristen Bell.
  • Kristen Bell: Acne cleansers may be tough on breakouts, but how good are they for the rest of your face?
  • Female VO: New Neutrogena Naturals Acne Cream Cleanser, with acne fighting medicine from the wintergreen leaf. This effective cleanser cleans into pores, treats and helps prevent future breakouts, without dyes, parabens, or harsh sulfates, for clear, healthy skin.
  • Kristen Bell: Naturally clear skin has never felt so beautiful.
  • Female VO: New acne cream cleanser, only from Neutrogena Naturals.

  • This commercial was also aired in 2011, starring Kristen Bell.
  • Kristen Bell: I'm good about washing my face. But sometimes, I wonder what's left behind.
  • Kristen Bell looks at the mirror.
  • Female VO: Introducing purifying facial cleanser from Neutrogena Naturals. Developed with dermatologists, it's clinically proven to remove 99 percent of dirt and toxins, and purify pores, and with natural willow bark, it contains no dyes, no parabens, or harsh sulfates.
  • Kristen Bell: Dirt and toxins do a vanishing act, and my skin feels pure and healthy.
  • Female VO: New Purifying Facial Cleanser, from the new line of Neutrogena Naturals.
  • Version Two

    • Kristen Bell: I'm good about washing my face. But sometimes, I wonder... what's left behind?
    • Female Announcer: Purifying Facial Cleanser from Neutrogena Naturals. Developed with dermatologists, it's clinically proven to remove 99 percent of dirt and toxins, and purify pores. And with natural willowbark, it contains no dyes, parabens, or harsh sulfates.
    • Kristen Bell: Dirt and toxins do a vanishing act, and my skin feels pure and healthy.
    • Female Announcer: Purifying Facial Cleanser, from Neutrogena Naturals.

    15-second version

    • Kristen Bell: I'm good about washing my face. But sometimes, I wonder... what's left behind?
    • Female Announcer: New purifying facial cleanser from Neutrogena Naturals. Removes 99 percent of dirt and toxins without dyes, parabens, or harsh sulfates.
    • Kristen Bell: Since skin feels pure and healthy.
    • Female Announcer: New from Neutrogena Naturals.

  • This commercial was aired on July 3, 2012, featuring Miranda Cosgrove.
  • VO: What's the #1 awarded acne cleanser? Neutrogena Oil-Free Acne Wash Pink Grapefruit. Maximum Strength Acne Medicine treats breakouts, helps clears skin.
  • Miranda Cosgrove: Love the way it works, it love with the way it smells!
  • VO: Neutrogena.

  • Apr 3 2013

    • Jennifer Garner: What if you could shrink your pores, just by washing your face.
    • Female VO: Neutrogena Pore Refining Cleanser. Alpha hydroxy and exfoliating beads work to clean and tighten pores so they can look half their size.
    • Jennifer: Pores... shrink 'em down to size!
    • Female VO: Pure Refining Cleanser. Neutrogena.

  • Kristen Bell: You read the labels on the foods you eat, but do you know what's in your skincare?
  • Female VO: Neutrogena Naturals. A line with Nutrient-rich skincare with a pure, naturally derived ingredients, carefully chosen and clinically proven to cleanse, purify, and moisturize. And you'll never find any harsh chemical sulfates, parabens, or unnecessary additives.
  • Kristen Bell: Healthy skin starts from within.
  • Female VO: Neutrogena Naturals. Learn more at Neutrogenanaturals.com.

  • Kristen Bell VO: Is it possible to remove makeup, dirt, and oil in one wash? New Neutrogena Micellar Gel-To-Foam removes makeup and transforms to foam to deeply clean. For healthy looking skin, Neutrogena.

  • Kristen Bell: Wish your skin could bounce back like it used to?
  • Female VO: Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel. Instantly quenches skin to keep it supple and hydrated, day after day. With hydrating hyaluronic acid, which retains up to 1000 times its weight in water. This refreshing water gel plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in.
  • Kristen Bell: For supple, hydrated skin that bounces back.
  • Female VO: The hydro boost skincare line, from Neutrogena. See what's possible.
  • 15-second version

    • Female VO: New Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel. With hyaluronic acid, it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. Hydro Boost, from Neutrogena.

    15-second version two

    • Female VO: Neutrogena Hydro Boost Gel Cream with hyaluronic acid. It infuses skin with intense hydration and locks it in.

  • Kristen Bell: This inca inchi seed may not look it, but it's super fat. Well, it's full of fatty acids, like omega-3s that help keep your skin smooth. That's why it's one of the carefully chosen ingredients in Neutrogena Naturals Moisturizer, part of a skin care line, proven to be pure and effective. Neutrogena Naturals.

  • Aired on TV from June 16th, 2023.
  • VO: For people who are a little intense about hydration. Neutrogena Hydro Boost Lightweight. Fragrance-Free. 48-hour hydration. For that healthy skin glow. Neutrogena. For People With Skin.

  • Head & Shoulders[]

    • Sofia Vergara and her son Manolo Gonzalez starred in this commercial.
    • Sofia: My son and I used to watch the red carpet shows on TV. Now, I'm walking them. Life is unpredictable.
    • Sofia Vergara is changing her fashion to an elegance.
    • Sofia: One thing I need to be predictable is to be flake-free. Cause I have used Head and Shoulders for 20 years. Used regularly, it removed up to 100 percent of flakes, keeping you protected, every week, every month, every year.
    • Manolo: You ready, ma?
    • Sofia: Always!
    • Sofia Vergara and Manolo Gonzalez are walking on the red carpet, showing off their fabulous fashion for their photoshoot.
    • The red carpet photographers are taking photos of them.
    • Sofia Vergara VO: Life is unpredictable, so embrace it! Head and Shoulders. Live Flake Free For Life.

    Propel Fitness Water[]

    • Mindy Kaling jogs in this commercial with a short speech.
    • Mindy: I couldn't imagine doing this jog without Propel immune Support.
    • Mindy Kaling drinks Propel Immune Support water.
    • Mindy: I prepared a short speech. I'd like to thank Vitamin C, Zinc, Electrolytes. Hey I...
    • The other athletes are listening to Mindy Kaling's short speech.
    • VO: Propel Immune Support. Vitamin C and Zinc.

  • Ambyr Michelle drinks Propel Immune Support. It has Vitamin C and Zinc, which helps Ambyr starts her fitness.
  • VO: Propel Immune Support, with Vitamin C and Zinc.

  • Hello Bello[]

    • Kristen Bell: You know what's not fair? The toll lane in LA. It's just a road rich people use so they don't have to sit in traffic.
    • Dax Shepard: Boy, I love that lane.
    • Kristen Bell: Also, when rich people fly, they don't even take their shoes off. There's no security for private planes.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, I get it. Who has time to take their shoes off?
    • Kristen Bell: You disgust me.
    • Dax Shepard: Me? You're a hypocrite! We got to get our kids organic diapers and wipes and sunblock and shampoo because we're loaded. I mean, you're loaded and I do fine.
    • Kristen Bell: Oh really? How do you explain this?
    • Kristen Bell magically unveils the Hello Bello baby products.
    • Kristen Bell: Premium plant-based products with a low price for everyone.
    • Dax Shepard: Wow. You created a whole baby line to keep things fair?
    • Kristen Bell: No, dingus, we did. Well, it was mostly me, but, you were there.
    • Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are posing for Hello Bello products. Visit HelloBello.com to learn more.

  • Hello Bello is on TikTok.
  • Kristen Bell: This is my husband, Dax.
  • Dax Shepard: And this is my wife, Kristen.
  • Kristen Bell: We have two young daughters and we know how beautifully messy parenthood can be.
  • Dax Shepard: Yeah, you left out stinky.
  • Kristen Bell: It's also stinky, yes.
  • Dax Shepard: Yeah, you also left out the park where we ran around the house looking for extra wipes to clean up that massive blowout.
  • Kristen Bell: Yeah, I was trying to forget about that, but yeah, being a parent, look, it's hard work.
  • Dax Shepard: That's why we created Hello Bello.

  • Kristen Bell: This is Jordan. Jordan poops her pants.
  • Dax Shepard: I've been there, Jordan. More recently than I care to admit. But luckily, Hello Bello diapers are here to save the day.
  • Kristen Bell: Whew! These diapers are way too cute for what's about to be inside them.
  • Dax Shepard: Jordan, get after it. Fill it up.
  • Dax Shepard VO: We believe parents shouldn't have to choose between what's good for their baby & what's good for their budget. Hello Bello is good for both.
  • Kristen Bell VO: So poke around HelloBello.com and let us know what you think!

  • Dax Shepard: Eco-friendly and hypoallergenic hun. We can turn whatever we want for you, right? Jack up the prices 100 percent?
  • Kristen Bell: Or, we can work with the team of geniuses to find the best ingredients and keep the prices down.
  • Dax Shepard: All right, yeah that.
  • Kristen Bell VO: Hello Bello brings you a family premium products. But they come at non-premium prices.
  • Dax Shepard VO: We believe you should have them choose between what's good for your baby and what's good for your budget. Hello Bello is good for both.

  • Dax Shepard: Organic Kids Multi Vitamins, check. Sleep wells, oh, I love these.
  • Kristen Bell: They're the best, but what about prenatal, cause baby needs backup?
  • Dax Shepard: I mean, there's a vitamin for everything.
  • Kristen Bell: Hello Bello did it all. Best vitamins, best prices for families that vitamin together.
  • Available at Target.
  • 30-second version

    • Dax Shepard: Organic Kids Multivitamin, check. All Sleep Well Vitamins, I love these. I mean, there's a vitamin for everything.
    • Kristen Bell: Hello Bello did it all. Best vitamins, best prices.
    • Dax Shepard: Do you think we could do maybe like a really expensive wine to cater to, let's say rocket owners like a zero-gravity vitamin.
    • Kristen Bell: I don't know, bud. We are in the best prices game. Premium vitamins for every family.
    • Dax Shepard: Right, but billionaires have families.
    • Kristen Bell: Do they?
    • Dax Shepard: I mean, they could buy one.
    • Kristen Bell: Space is no place for kids.
    • Dax Shepard: Okay, we'll stick with this plan.
    • Kristen Bell: For families that vitamins together.
    • Now at Target.

    [Scene 1: Introduction]

    • Kristen Bell dressed as Cindy Lou Who, while Dax Shepard dressed as the Grinch.
    • Kristen Bell: Hi! I'm Kristen Bell. And it is my favorite time of the year, it's the Holiday, baby! And today, in order to spread some Hello Bello holiday cheer, I have enlisted the help of a very special friend...
    • Dax Shepard: Hey, I'm... I'm Dax.
    • Kristen Bell: Nope, the Grinch.
    • Dax Shepard: Honey, are you..
    • Kristen Bell: The Grinch stubborn today.
    • Dax Shepard: Grinch.
    • Kristen Bell: And today, Mr. Grinch, your mission should you choose to accept it?
    • Dax Shepard: I don't, I declined.
    • Kristen Bell: Just hear me out, is to spread holiday cheer by giving away some Premium Diapers for every rear.
    • Dax Shepard: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're saying these diapers are premium?
    • Kristen Bell: Oh, these diapers are premium.
    • Dax Shepard: They're premium?
    • Kristen Bell: They're primo! I use these on my kids.
    • Dax Shepard: I mean. I'm there! Grrr! I'm the Grinch!
    • Kristen Bell: Well, we'll workshop that, okay?
    • Dax Shepard: Okay.
    • Dax Shepard opens the Hello Bello automatic sliding car door so that the diaper packages come out.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, an automatic door, this is incredible, because you hit a button.
    • Hello Bello x The Grinch by Dr. Seuss. Spreading Holiday Cheer.

    [Scene 2: In The Vehicle]

    • In this scene, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are traveling across the streets of Los Angeles, California.
    • Dax Shepard: You know, I shave every single night. And then, when I wake up, it's this whole situation.
    • Kristen Bell understands his story.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, oh now you... Now... Now you want in! You know, oh no, go ahead! You go ahead! No, you take it! Oh my gosh. Zero respect... I'm sorry.
    • Kristen Bell: That's okay.
    • Dax Shepard: It's just hard, and it's hard, uh... it's hard not to get revved up in traffic.
    • Kristen Bell: Just kind of feel the Christmas Spirit, you know.
    • Dax Shepard agrees with Kristen Bell's suggestion.
    • Kristen Bell: Where are all the kids, nobody's out?
    • Dax Shepard: Well, they got these kids locked away in schools...
    • Kristen Bell: I think we need to go somewhere specific.
    • Dax Shepard: Where?
    • Kristen Bell: Where we really know there are going to be a lot of butt cheeks.
    • Dax Shepard: Okay, right.

    [Scene 3: Wild Child Store]

    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard arrive at the Wild Child Store.
    • Kristen Bell: There we go, there we go.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho!
    • Kristen Bell: Oh my goodness!
    • Dax Shepard: Ho ho ho!
    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are giving away diapers to the kids.
    • Dax Shepard: Do you wear diapers? Does anyone in here wear diapers?
    • Kristen Bell: Do you ever poop your pants?
    • Dax Shepard: Guys, we need all these stacked up by the end of your shift.
    • Kristen Bell: We gotta have them stacked.
    • Dax Shepard: This place is a mess.
    • Kristen Bell: Come on.
    • The kids play with the Hello Bello packages.
    • Kristen Bell tells the kids a story from The Grinch's Heart Crew. It is also known as How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
    • Kristen Bell: Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
    • Dax Shepard: Really good, really nice.
    • Dax Shepard: So everybody here, we just want to say for the holidays that everyone here can have a free year of diapers and wipes and all the fixing...
    • Kristen Bell: Let this be a reckless Christmas.
    • Dax Shepard: Yes, as long it grew up!
    • Kristen Bell: Christmas is going to be on us!
    • Dax Shepard; Yeah, woo!

    [Scene 4: Back to driving]

    • Dax Shepard: Okay.
    • Kristen Bell: That was invigorating.
    • Dax Shepard: That was energizing.
    • Kristen Bell: Yes.
    • Dax Shepard: It filled me with the Christmas Cheer.
    • Kristen Bell: Me too.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh my gosh.
    • Kristen Bell: Giving away presents is a feeling like no other.
    • Dax Shepard: Yeah, I'm new to it, you know?
    • Kristen Bell: Well, you, you don't seem...
    • Dax Shepard: I'm not a great... I'm not a great Gift Giver. Do you have bamboozles?
    • Kristen Bell: We have bamboozles...
    • Dax Shepard: ...and Pam plunkets?
    • Kristen Bell: ...and pamplinkets and pamplunkets.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh my goodness.
    • Kristen Bell: And who's ego what's this? And, have you ever had roast beast?
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, I've only read about Roast Beast. You have Roast Beast.
    • Kristen Bell: You know it.

    [Scene 5: At the park]

    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard arrive at the residential street and the park.
    • They get out of the car and rush to the park for donation.
    • Dax Shepard: Move, move, move, move, move!
    • Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell enter the park.
    • Kristen Bell: Oh, we got someone right there.
    • Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell arrive at the playground.
    • Dax Shepard: How are you?
    • Man: Hi, how you doing?
    • Dax Shepard: Good?
    • Man: Good.
    • The Grinch gives the man handshakes to pleasure to meet them.
    • Dax Shepard: I'm the Grinch.
    • Kristen Bell: Hi! Are you guys in need of some diapers?
    • Man: Yes.
    • Kristen Bell: These are for you. And Michael, also, would you tell your parents that we would love to give them a year's supply worth of diapers?
    • Dax Shepard: I know it's early, but Merry Christmas y'all.
    • Man: I really appreciate it, thank you so much.
    • Dax Shepard: Of course!
    • Dax Shepard: Michael, do you high five?
    • Woman: High five!
    • Michael gives Mr. Grinch a high-five.
    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Yeah!
    • A girl gives Mr. Grinch another high-five.
    • Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and others: Yeah!

    [Scene 6: Baby 2 Baby]

    • Dax Shepard: Oh, oh, I'm just getting a taste for this, honey. Me and those parents makes me want to go big, okay?
    • Kristen Bell: Go big?
    • Dax Shepard: Epic,
    • Kristen Bell: I meant...
    • Dax Shepard: Real big.
    • Kristen Bell: Let's do it!
    • Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell stop at Baby 2 Baby to donate a whopping 250,000 diapers.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, you brought the big guns!
    • Kristen Bell: You know it.
    • Dax Shepard: Oh, wow!
    • The truck horns!
    • Kristen Bell: Whew!
    • Dax Shepard: Come on!
    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are retrieving the Baby 2 Baby shipment out of the trailer.
    • The fans are cheering Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard for the holiday cheer donations!
    • Dax Shepard: Come in!
    • Dax Shepard and Kristen bell are now throwing the diaper packages to the fans!
    • Dax Shepard: Look alive on it, here we go! Whew!
    • Dax Shepard: You Guys, at Hello Bello, we really want to support our parenting community, and we want to make sure that this holiday season, worrying about diapers is the last thing any parent does. So thank you for your help in that.
    • Kristen Bell makes a major announcement.
    • Kristen Bell: Parenting is fun through mess and through stress... But when we do it alone, the fun is much less. The holidays are a time for community and love... this year, let's help parents feel that, beyond and above. Parenthood can be wild and full of surprises... but it also grows your heart not one... not two... but three sizes.
    • The fans applaud for Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard for Hello Bello Grinch's enormous announcement!
    • Dax Shepard: Cindy Lou!
    • Kristen Bell: Thank you for all the work that you do!

    [Outro: Conclusion]

    • Dax Shepard: Look at that, 250,000 diapers!
    • Kristen Bell: 500,000 butt cheeks!
    • Dax Shepard: A half a million butt cheeks.
    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Premium all!
    • Dax Shepard: Premium diapers.
    • Kristen Bell: Not a bad way to spend the day.
    • Dax Shepard: Yeah. I want to give some more away. We still got something we could pitch at people out the window.
    • Kristen Bell: Oh, let's go do it.
    • Dax Shepard: Yeah, yeah, let's unload.
    • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are going into the car.
    • Dax Shepard: Merry Christmas!
    • Kristen Bell: Merry Christmas!
    • Giving grows your heart. Consider giving today baby2baby.org. Hello Bello x The Grinch by Dr. Seuss. TM & Copyright 2022 Dr. Seuss Enterprises.

    Walmart[]

    • This commercial was aired on August 7th, 2016. 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake plays.
    • I don't know where I'm going.
    • But, I sure know where I've been.
    • Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
    • But I've made up my mind.
    • Cause I know what it means.
    • To walk along the lonely street of dreams.
    • Here I go again on my own.
    • Going down the only road I've ever known.
    • Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
    • And I've made up my mind.
    • I ain't wasting no more time.
    • Own the first day. Save Money. Live Better. Walmart.

  • This commercial was aired on August 14th, 2017.
  • Here I go again on my own.
  • Going down the only road I've ever known.
  • Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
  • And I've made up my mind.
  • I ain't wasting no more time.
  • Own the school year like a hero.
  • VO: Find your child's class supply list at Walmart.com. Select 'Add All Items' and have them shipped home.

  • Zyrtec[]

    • The coffee server serves woman a coffee drink for her family. Suddenly, a woman in the right front seat sneezes and splatters the coffee drink into the windshield.
    • Ed O'Neill VO: Hey allergy muddlers... Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool? Try Zyrtec. Zyrtec starts working hard at hour one, and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day.
    • The coffee servers serves a woman again with another coffee drink.
    • VO: Stick with Zyrtec. Muddle No More.
    • Female Announcer: Try Rhinocort Allergy Spray for powerful nasal allergy relief.

    Mucinex[]

    • This commercial was aired on November 20, 2015.
    • Mr. Mucus: Hey buddy, let's get these Dayquil liquid gels and go.
    • Guy: But these liquid gels are new... Mucinex Fast Max.
    • Mr. Mucus: It's the same difference.
    • Guy: These are multi-symptom.
    • Mr. Mucus: Well, so are these.
    • Guy: This one is max strength and fights mucus. That one doesn't.
    • Mr. Mucus: Uh... Think fast!
    • Mucus throws that pack to the guy.
    • Guy: You dropped something.
    • Mr. Mucus: Oh... I'll put it back on the shelf...
    • VO: New from Mucinex Fast Max. The only cold and flu liquid gel that's max strength and fights mucus.

  • Mucinex In. Mucus Out (? - 2013)
  • Start The Relief. Ditch The Misery. Let's End This. (2014 - ?)
  • McDonald's[]

    • 'Into the Unknown' by Idina Menzel and AURORA plays.
    • The kids are running around the Enchanted Forest in Frozen II adventure.
    • Into the unknown, into the unknown.
    • The kids are back to reality with their parents. They're running around the backyard.
    • Female VO: You can discover the adventure of Frozen II, with the goodness of milk, apple slices, and an enchanting toy. Inside every McDonald's Happy Meal. Disney's Frozen II. Now playing, rated PG.

  • 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' by Mariah Carey plays.
  • Mariah Carey: This holiday season, you're not getting the Mariah Meal, you're getting the Mariah Menu, and it's free!
  • I just want you for my own (Ooh)
  • More than you could ever know (Ooh)
  • Make my wish come true
  • All I want for Christmas is you.
  • Mariah Carey VO: The Mariah menu, Get free daily deals December 13th thru 24th. Only in McDonald's app. Ba-da-ba-ba-ba.

  • VO: Do you love a cold, refreshing soft drink from McDonald's? So we've got... even colder ones!
  • Female VO: Get a medium frozen drink for $1.79, the medium Frappe is just $3.
  • Version two

    • Female VO: Sip into summer with the chill ice drinks, like the new Frozen Hawaiian Punch, or your favorite Frappe smoothie.

    Wendy's[]

    • This ad was aired on TV since June 3, 2013, starring Morgan Smith Goodwin, Camille Chen.
    • Camille: This Wendy's Salad does taste like summer.
    • Morgan: It's like watching sunsets at 9 o'clock...
    • Camille: It's like lying in a hammock.
    • Mary Guilliams: It's like...
    • Andre: Your Wendy's Salad.
    • Mary: Thank you, Andre. It's devine.
    • Morgan: Andre?? Who's Andre??
    • Camille: Busted!
    • Morgan: Yep.
    • VO: Grab a taste of summer with Wendy's Berry Almond Chicken Salad. It's back with fresh strawberries and blueberries and warm grilled chicken.
    • Morgan: Does Andre like strawberries? Now that's better.
    • VO: And now Kids' meals just $1.99 after 4 PM.

    15-second version

    • Morgan: This Wendy's Salad does like... Mmmm!
    • Camille: I know. It's like lying in a hammock.
    • VO: Wendy's Berry Almond Chicken Salad is back! Fresh strawberries and blueberries with warm grilled chicken.

  • Aired since Aug 31, 2015.
  • Morgan: Right now, get more for $4 bucks at Wendy's. Like 10 crispy nuggets with a kick of new creamy siracha sauce, fries, and a drink. Now that's how you get more for $4, only at Wendy's. Whew!

  • Morgan Smith (VO): Now that's better.
  • Carl's Jr.[]

    • A supermodel, Emily Ratajkowski, and Sara Jean Underwood are in commercial.
    • VO: With pulled pork, our cheeseburger is BBQ's best pair. The Memphis BBQ Burger, at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.

    Cheerios[]

    • During Celebrity Family Feud on June 14, 2022, this ad was sponsored by this brand.
    • BuzzBee: He's starting with a delicious taste of Honey Nut Cheerios, anyone can have fun taking care of their hearts.
    • Steve Harvey: Name an easy way to help take care of your heart.
    • BuzzBee: Cheerios!
    • The fans cheer and applause as BuzzBee celebrates the victory with Steve Harvey after getting the #1 answer!
    • Honey Nut Cheerios. Have a change of heart.

    Yoplait[]

    2011

    • VO: Remember the moment we arrived? We don't want anything to slow us down. So it's surprising that most women aren't getting enough calcium. With over 25 flavors, Yoplait Original gives you 50 percent of the daily value of calcium in every cup.

    2013

    • VO: At Yoplait, when you call, tweet and post, we listened. That's why we removed high fructose corn syrup from Yoplait Light and Original. Anything else we can do, let us know. But let's keep it to yogurt because we shouldn't really help with your love life.

    Yoplait. It is so good.

    Pure Leaf Tea[]

    • Amy Poehler VO: At Pure Leaf, the most important ingredient in making tea, is saying No. In our real brewed Iced Tea, we say no to artificial flavors and sweeteners. Which means, no settling. Unless it is into a comfy chair. Pure Leaf. No is Beautiful.

    Reese's[]

    • This ad was shown on August 17, 2018.
    • Will Arnett VO: If only there was a place nearby, you can get one of these... or these. Good thing they're sold literally everywhere, business is done! I'm pretty sure you could buy them at a bank! Not Sorry. Reese's.

    Doritos[]

    2014

    • A man in the roulette eats the Doritos. 'Holding Out for a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler plays, a song from the films Footloose and The Super Mario Bros Movie.
    • A man goes all-in and a woman feeds him a Doritos chip while he's doing double arm wrestling.
    • The scene changes to the tattoo application, the dance party, opening the shirt with the Doritos chips dropped before the Sumo fight begins.
    • It also changes to a man riding a bear. (Do not attempt. Seriously, you guys.)
    • A man celebrates with the other viewers who won the roulette, and the bear growls.
    • I need a hero
    • I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
    • He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
    • And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    • I need a hero (Hero)

    2017

    • Emily Kelly sits in a library and eats Doritos. The scene changes to the skyscraper, where Emily climbs the roof of the skyscraper to take a selfie, and finally eats more Doritos. (Professional on a closed set. Do not attempt.)

    For the bold. Doritos.

    Experian[]

    • Customer: I was just looking at your credit report site. Do you guys have Identity Theft Protection?
    • Male voice (red): I'm sorry, did you say Identity Distribution?
    • Customer: No. Protection. Identity Theft Protection.
    • Male voice (red): You have selected Identity Distribution. Your identity will now be shared with everyone. Thank you.
    • Customer: No, no, no --
    • The call clicks and switches to dial tone.
    • Female VO: Not all credit report sites are equal.
    • Male voice (green): We're good in here, howie.
    • Male voice (red): Yeah, have a good night, brother.
    • Female VO: Experian.com members get personalized help plus Identity Theft Protection. Join now at Experian.com. With enrollment in Experian Credit Tracker.

  • Female customer: So, your site gave me this "credit report card" thing. Can I get my Experian Credit Report, like, the one the bank sees.
  • Male voice (green): Sheesh, I feel like I'm being interrogated over here.
  • Male voice (red): She's onto us. Dump her.
  • The phone rings on the sidewalk and nobody answers the call.
  • Female voice: Hello?
  • Male voice (green): Oh, man. That never gets old.
  • Male voice (red): No, it does not.
  • Female announcer: Not all credit report sites are equal. Experian.com members get personalized help and an Experian credit report. Join now at Experian.com. With enrollment in Experian Credit Tracker.

  • Zillow[]

    • This ad was aired on April 24th, 2019, starring Joy Lofton as her kids' mother.
    • VO: You know what's hard? Creating the wizard beard out of bath bubbles.
    • Joy Lofton, creates bubble beard for her own girls, but a girl in a bath splashes bubbles out of bathtub.
    • Joy: Oh no!
    • Joy uses her laptop for Zillow.
    • VO: You know what's easy? Selling your home. Because Zillow now buys houses. Just enter your address and answer a few questions to get a free, no obligation offer from anyone you know, and trust. Wizard beard, hard. Selling your home to Zillow, easy. Visit Zillow to request your free offer.
    • A realtor visits a house as Joy makes an offer. The realtor accepts the offer, and transitions back to the bath: a girl plays with her mother.

    Because of You[]

    • Sora, Goofy, and Donald Duck are from Kingdom Hearts.
    • VO: Our hearts are made stronger by how we treat others.
    • Woody, Rex, and Hamm team up with 'Kingdom Hearts' Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
    • Woody Pride: Put her there.
    • Woody shakes hands with Sora.
    • VO: The light that you share can impact those around you, but so can the darkness.
      • Original: The light that you share can impact those around you, but so can the darkness.
    • Riku is here too. Rapunzel is bored and heeds assistance.
    • Pete: Later, twerps!
    • Pete goes into the dark portal.
    • Goofy: Did Pete saying mean things bother ya? (Did Pete saying mean things bothering you?)
    • The scene transitions to Monsters Inc. featuring Mike Wazowski, Sulley, and Boo. Boo laughs.
    • VO: So when you reach out to another person, take a moment to consider how they will feel, and let your heart be the key to making a difference. Because of you, someone's entire day, year, or even life can change.
    • Sora, Goofy, and Donald watch Rapunzel and Flynn Rider. It also transitions to Anna and Elsa hug at the end of Frozen. Olaf is happy.
    • It transitions to Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, to Hercules and Megara, to Toy Story with Rex, Hamm, and Buzz Lightyear, to Winnie the Pooh.
    • Finally, it transitions to Big Hero 6 featuring Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Wasabi-No-Ginger, Baymax, and Fredzilla.
    • Sora: In every heart, there's hope!
    • 'Because of You' is sponsored by Ad Council.

    Holiday Inn[]

    • Female VO: Holiday Inn Resort, Panama City Beach, Florida. Fun & exciting kids activities. World class entertainment. Fresh, unique beach cuisine. An incredibly friendly staff. Guest exclusive concerts, featuring legendary country artists. Holiday Inn Resort, Panama City Beach, Florida, where guests become family.

    Booking.com[]

    • Aired on Super Bowl 2024, starring Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, and Glenn Close, from '30 Rock' Cast.
    • Tina: With so many choices on Booking.com, there are so many Tina Fey's I could be. So I hired body doubles to help me out.
    • Tina scrolls through the phone and zooms to the beach pool party.
    • Girls weekend Tina: Girls weekend Tina at of Miami Villa!
    • Friends: Hi honey Villa!
    • Family Tina: Family Tina who loves a hotel with breakfast included. Tina you're allergic to wheat.
    • Cool Mom Tina: Cool mom Tina loves Holiday Homes with a view!
    • Tina, her doubles and other friends look at the phone instead of paying attention to their mother.
    • Cool Mom Tina: Look at your mother!
    • Romantic Tina: Romantic Tina who book this cozy suite for two. Who thanks to free cancellations can become non-com middle Tina.
    • Jane: Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
    • Tina: Is that my credit card?
    • Fitness Tina: Fitness Tina love Hotel Jam filter
    • Jane: And the five-star filter is perfect for five-star Tina Fey.
    • Five-star Tina throws her high heels to Jack McBrayer who catches it.
    • Jane: Call me Tina.
    • Bigfoot: (foreign language) (Rustic Tina loves this Wyoming Cabin)
    • Curator: We love the peace and quiet
    • The bigfoot smashes and runs away as disguised Tina!
    • Jack: No! Tina Fey! No!
    • Tina: I feel like the resemblance is slipping a little bit.
    • Glenn: Wild Tina booked a farm stay to ride this horse!
    • Tina: Glenn Close? My nemesis?!
    • Glenn: With millions of possibilities...
    • Tina: Bring the bread! We're going to Texas!
    • Tina and one of the partners run to Texas to confront Glenn!
    • Glenn: ...on Booking.com, you can book whoever you want to be.
    • Tina: Okay! Thank you! It's my line. I don't need a body double for this one.
    • Glenn: Who are you?
    • Tina: Oh, we have met, Glenn.

    30-second TV version

    • Tina: With so many choices on Booking.com, there are so many Tina Fey's I could be. So I hired body doubles to help me out.
    • Jane: Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
    • Bigfoot: (foreign language) (Rustic Tina loves this Wyoming Cabin)
    • Jack: Uh oh, Tina!
    • Glenn: Wild Tina booked a farm stay to ride this horse!
    • Tina: Glenn Close?!
    • Glenn: With millions of possibilities, you can book whoever you want to be.
    • Tina: That's my line.

    Followers/Steps

    • Followers Tina: 30,000 followers Tina in a boutique hotel
    • Steps Tina: Or 30,000 steps Tina at a mountain cabin
    Glenn and Tina: Booking.com. Booking.yeah.

    Schick[]

    • This commercial was aired on July 17, 2012.
    • Women doing various activities (volley balling, walking with rose winds, and jump rope) all transform into water for moisturizing their skin.
    • Female VO: Surprising hydration, now from a razor. New Schick Hydro Silk, water activated serum hydrates your skin longer than any other razor, it's the only one with five blades and skin guard with smooth skin to help reduce irritation. Women preferred hydro silk to the leading brand. New Schick Hydro Silk. Free Your Skin.

  • This commercial was aired on November 23, 2012.
  • People doing various activities turn objects into liquid.
  • VO: Hydration when you least expect it, from your razor. Schick Hydro, hydrating gel helps to reduce irritation. And now, there's also Hydro Power Select with comfort controls so you can choose the vibration settings that feels best for you. Now you can customize our best shave for your skin. New Schick Hydro Power Select. Free Your Skin.

  • The shaving tools become robots to battle.
  • VO: New Schick Hydro, vs. The Lube Strip.
  • The Schick Hydro robot turns on cold water and jumps through the cold water to activate the hydration.
  • VO: The hydrating gel reservoir that gives you 40 percent less friction. So it's designed like no other razor to protect from irritation.
  • Schick Hydro robot jumps and bounces off the wall against the Lube Strip, in retaliation, Lube Strip robot fell into the sink and shattered in pieces.
  • VO: Sorry, Lube Strip.
  • A guy picks up Schick Hydro razor and uses it.
  • VO: Schick Hydro. Free your skin.

  • This commercial was aired at the job interview in the company, on January 5, 2015.
  • The jobseeker is running down to the ground floor to purchase Schick Xtreme 3.
  • VO: Schick Xtreme 3. 3 flexible blades that uniquely adapt any contour, for extreme comfort, for every possible angle. Schick Xtreme 3. Free Your Skin.
  • The job interview is ready for interviewing.

  • This commercial was aired on January 22, 2018, where a groom-to-be is sleeping until the wedding coronation day is ready.
  • The groom is waking up and taking Schick Xtreme 3 Razor. He is rushing towards the taxi because he is late for wedding, as he's still pulling in his suit.
  • The groom is shaving his mustache and beard while the car is in motion. (Do not shave while car is in motion.)
  • VO: Schick Xtreme 3. 3 flexible blades that uniquely adapt any contour for optimum comfort. For any twist of turn, life ends here.
  • The taxi arrives at the wedding chapel, waiting for her bride. Wedding guests and the bride walk in the chapel.
  • VO: Schick Xtreme 3, and now Xtreme 4 with four longer lasting blades. Free your skin.

  • This commercial was aired on May 21, 2018.
  • System VO: Upgrading. Inserting Shock Absorber. Customizing Pressure.
  • VO: New Schick Hydro Sense protects skin from irritation. The shock absorb technology auto-adjusts to you. New Schick Hydro Sense.

  • Kodak[]

    • This ad was aired on TV from October 26, 2017.
    • Two kids use cardboard tubes to amplify their roaring noises. A boy wears a homemade dinosaur helmet characterized with blue spikes while his sister makes high-pitched dino sounds for the camera.
    • Make Believe Moments, by Kodak Moments, a video photographic camera by Eastman Kodak Company.

  • This ad was aired on television from October 27, 2017.
  • Two siblings share a noodle during mealtime. The little girl bites off her end of the noodle too soon, leaving her brother with more noodle. She excitedly snaps her chopsticks together while giggling and mumbles that it's not fair, which makes her parents laugh.
  • Family style moments, by Kodak Moments, a video photography camera by Kodak.

  • This ad was shown since November 21, 2023.
  • VO: Whether happened last week, or years ago, there's some moments you want to hold on to. Let your home tell your story.
  • Kodak Moments. Frames, Canvas, Decor.

  • Salonpas[]

    VO: Salonpas, makers of powerful pain relief patches for 89 years... believes in continuous improvement...like rounded corners that resist peeling. With an array of active ingredients... and sizes to relieve your pain. Salonpas. It's Good Medicine.

    • The brand company of Hisamitsu.

    Disney Plus[]

    • 'Under the Sea' by Samuel E. Wright plays.
    • VO: For generations, Disney has brought to you the most enchanting films.
    • It transitions from animated and live action films and series in order: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, The Little Mermaid (1989), Enchanted, Mary Poppins, and The LIon King (1994).
    • Mufasa: We are all connected in the Circle of Life.
    • It transitions to Hocus Pocus.
    • VO: And the loved characters.
    • Hocus Pocus lady: Hello.
    • Continues to The Princess and the Frog, High School Musical, '"Beauty and the Beast (1991), Finding Nemo, andThe Muppet Movie.
    • VO: All of these classics and timeless adventures can be found in one place. Disney Plus.
    • Transitions to The Princess and the Frog, Allice in Wonderland (1951), Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Finding Nemo, and The Parent Trap (1998).
    • Mowgli: Oh, can't you just picture it?
    • VO: Now you can share then with your family.
    • "The Parent Trap" girl: We should switch places.
    • Finally, Lilo & Stitch, Toy Story, The Mighty Ducks, The Princess and the Frog, Enchanted, and finally back to Toy Story.
    • Lilo & Stitch: Ohana means Family...
    • Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity... And Beyond!
    • Vocals: Under the sea!
    • VO: Only on Disney Plus.

    Film Trailers[]

    60-second version

    • This comedy film trailer was aired on November 17th, 2015, starring Amy Poehler (Maura Ellis) and Tina Fey (Kate Ellis).
    • Amy: L.A. sister reunion!
    • Tina and Amy hug as they reunite!
    • From the Director of Pitch Perfect
    • Tina: I think it was two years. You shouldn't at least be going to show you what they worked friends.
    • Amy: Oh, sorry ma'am. We have the flare.
    • They arrive at their parents' place.
    • Tina: We are looking for a yard artisan to do some work on our relations?
    • Guy 1: I'm not going to bother your drought.
    • Amy: I'm not laughing about butt. I'm laughing with your butt.
    • Tina: Time to drive away.
    • On December 18...
    • The sisters arrive at their parents' place where it was sold.
    • Amy: No!
    • Tina: Mom and Dad sold... our childhood home!
    • Tina Fey (Kate) kicks and knocks down the "SOLD!" sign.
    • Tina: Ahhh!
    • Inside their parents' home, there are a lot of mess.
    • Tina: It's a shame that you never had your night tier.
    • Amy: We cannot have a party.
    • No one is there for you.
    • Amy and Tina (Maura and Kate) shop for the items.
    • Cashier: I heard you were having a party, such a desperate about it.
    • Amy: It's a snazzy bill.
    • Cashier: Thank you...
    • Tina: Yeah, congrats on your Wrestling Championship.
    • Like your sister...
    • The sisters dance in the part as Amy Poehler throws a soft ball to another guy.
    • Tina: How's it going, there?
    • Guy 2: It's good.
    • Amy: It's candle flame time!
    • Amy lights up the candle and makes a guy slip and fall onto the floor.
    • Guy 2: Ahhhh!
    • Amy: Do you want it really short?
    • Guy 2: Yeah.
    • The ballerina music plays in the scene.
    • Amy: It's my ballerina music box. It really has a beautiful melody. And where to go.
    • VO: Sisters. Rated R. (Christmas 2015.)

    Health and Safety[]

    Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC)[]

    • This ad was aired since 2009, featuring Idina Menzel.
    • Idina: In the fight against HIV and AIDS, I've chosen the most effective weapon I know: my heart. It's what gives me the power to reach out to others to share my time and resources. It's what motivates me to volunteer in my community and do what I can to help. In the fight against HIV and AIDS, all the weapons we need are right here at our disposal. Want to join the fight? You're already armed. Join the fight.
    Join the fight against HIV/AIDS. www.cablepositive.org/jointhefight. Brought to you by Cable Positive, proud sponsor of Idina Menzel.

    Food, Drug & Administration (FDA)[]

    The Real Cost[]

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    Lyrics[]

    12 Days of Christmas[]

    • Mike Wazowski: On the twelfth day of winter, my true friend gave to me:
    • Twelve Creatures Stirring
    • Eleven Notes A-Ringing
    • Ten Builders Building
    • Nine Heroes Leaping
    • Eight Pirates Sailing
    • Seven Skies-A-Changing
    • Six Racers Racing
    • Five Emotions!
    • Four Flying Rugs
    • Three T. Rexes
    • Two Heavy Hitters
    • And A Cupcake In A Tree!
    • Happy Holidays!

  • Mayhem: It’s true what they say; ‘tis better to give than to receive. This time of year, I get really generous.
  • 2010

    • On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
    • 12 trees-a-rolling (Twelve trees-a-rolling)
    • 11 puppies eating (Eleven puppies eating)
    • 10 pipes-a-bursting (Ten pipes-a-bursting)
    • 9 ladies jogging (Nine ladies jogging)
    • 8 flags-a-flying (Eight flags-a-flying)
    • 7 dishes falling (Seven dishes falling)
    • 6 teens-a-texting (Six teens-a-texting)
    • 5 snowy roofs! (Five snowy roofs!)
    • 4 icy roads (Four icy roads)
    • 3 frozen deer (Three frozen deer)
    • 2 turtle doves (Two turtle doves)
    • And a shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky tree!

    2011

    • 12 trees-a-rolling (Twelve trees-a-rolling)
    • 11 streakers streaking (Eleven streakers streaking)
    • 10 toddlers screaming (Ten toddlers screaming)
    • 9 maids-a-jogging (Nine maids-a-jogging)
    • 8 teens-a-texting (Eight teens-a-texting)
    • 7 pipes-a-bursting (Seven pipes-a-bursting)
    • 6 refs-a-fleeing (Six refs-a-fleeing)
    • 5 blind spots! (Five blind spots!)
    • 4 snowy roofs (Four snowy roofs)
    • 3 shaky trees (Three shaky trees)
    • 2 turtle doves (Two turtle doves)
    • And a GPS you failed to update!
    • Mayhem: Recalculating!

    2017

    • 12 trees-a-rolling
    • 11 joggers jogging
    • 10 toddlers tossing
    • 9 drivers texting
    • 8 cleaners falling
    • 7 branches snapping
    • 6 phones-a-buzzing
    • 5 flaming grills
    • 4 techy dashboards
    • 3 clogged toilets
    • 2 frozen deer
    • and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.

    2018

    • 2 cranky toddlers
    • 3 frozen deer
    • 5 swallowed rings (And now for the rings.)
    • 7 drivers texting
    • 9 grills-a-smoking
    • 11 pipes-a-bursting
    • 12 trees-a-tipping
    VO: The Holidays are Mayhem. Are you in good hands?

    On the 12th day of Christmas, secret agents give to me:

    • 12 sleepy night-nights
    • 11 daring exits
    • 10 crazy gadgets
    • 9 lovebirds loving
    • 8 gents a-leaping
    • 7 scooters scooting
    • 6 spy cars spinning
    • 5 slo-mo things
    • 4 hungry birds
    • 3 wing chops
    • 2 super spies
    • And a pigeon in a sub-marine!

    On the 12th day of Black Christmas, my killer came for me:

    • 12 stalkers stalking
    • 11 creepers texting
    • 10 lights a'lighting
    • 9 fires blazing
    • 8 icicles stabbing
    • 7 Santa's singing
    • 6 sisters screaming
    • 5 snow angels!
    • 4 bloody stockings
    • 3 merry madmen
    • 2 hooded strangers
    • And an upside down Christmas tree!

    2020

    • On any day in December Pizza Hut can give to you...
    • Five bread sticks
    • For my triple treat
    • Three layers deep
    • Ten cinnamon minerals to eat
    • And a pizza plus another pizza!
    • Now that's festive
    • ...the triple treat box only from Pizza Hut...
    • ...no one outpizzas the hut.

    2021

    • Triple Treat Box - A Pizza Hut Special
    • Craig Robinson: On any day in December Pizza Hut can give to you...
    • Five bread sticks
    • For my triple treat, Three layers deep.
    • 10 cinnabon mini rolls to eat!
    • And a pizza plus another pizza!
    • Baker Doll: It's a Pizza Miracle!
    • Craig Robinson: The triple treat box, only from Pizza hut, no one outpizzas the hut.

    2023

    • Triple Treat Box... 3 layers deep... to 10 cinnabon mini rolls to eat... 5 Breadsticks... and a pizza plus another pizza!

  • On the 12th day of Croodsmas, my neighbor gave to me...
  • 12 monkeys punching
  • 11 bulbfrogs blinking
  • 10 pigators squealing
  • 9 chickenseals screaming
  • 8 landsharks snapping
  • 7 kangadillos leaping
  • 6 wolfspiders howling
  • 5 trees that fly
  • 4 moommoths mooing
  • 3 "dun dun duhhhh"
  • 2 shrieking girls
  • In a pack of croodaceous families
  • Dreamworks The Croods: A New Age. Only in Cinemas.

    2020

    • Female VO: This season at Olive Garden, we have for you...
    • Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara, Tasty Tour of Italy, Sizzling Chicken Parm, Shrimp on shrimp on shrimp, Unlimited soup or salad, Chicken alfredo, So many alfredos, Don't forget the breadsticks, All part of Olive Garden's Signature Classics.
    • Female VO: For here, or to go delivered right to your car. Olive Garden. We're all family here.

    2021

    • Chorus: This season at Olive Garden, we have for you...
    • Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara,
    • Tasty Tour of Italy,
    • Sizzling Chicken Parm,
    • Shrimp on shrimp on shrimp,
    • Unlimited soup or salad,
    • Chicken alfredo,
    • So many alfredos,
    • Don't forget the breadsticks.
    • All part of Olive Garden's Signature Classics!
    • Female VO: Dine in, or to go. Olive Garden. We're all family here.

    It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year[]

    • This song is performed by Jimmy Fallon.
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    • When you've got your Lay's, that don't last many days, 'cause the whole family's here (ohh, wow!)
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    • It's the hap-happiest season of all.
    • The tree's at an angle, the lights are all tangled. Doritos!? Good call!
    • It's the hap-happiest season of all!
    • There'll be Smartfood for munching, some Ruffles for crunching, and snowball fights out in the snow.
    • (Man with yellow hat: Ha-ha-ha-ha, crying?!)
    • (Jimmy: Run.)
    • (Jimmy throws a snowball at a running man)
    • Family portraits are cheesy, with Cheetos it's easy, white shirts were a bad idea though.
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    • Grab the queso and salsa...
    • (Jimmy: DON'T DOUBLE DIP, YOU MONSTER!!)
    • (Monster grunt)
    • Pass the Tostitos here...
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year.
    • There'll be gifts for returning, and recipes burning, and snacks all laid out in a row.
    • We'll smile through the season, hold tight to the reasons, the holidays make our hearts glow...
    • It's the most wonderful time, Yes, the most wonderful time, Oh the most wonderful time of the year!
    • (Jimmy: Happy Holidays!) (x2)
    • Share more Joy with Tostitos, Lays, and Doritos.

  • It's the most wonderful time of the year.
  • There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near.
  • It's the most wonderful time, Yes the most wonderful time, Oh the most wonderful time... of the year!
  • Female VO: In Branson, we believe Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year.

  • It's the most wonderful time of the year (Ding, dong, ding, dong).
  • With the kids jingle belling and everyone telling you be of good cheer.
  • Little Girl: It's Spring!
  • VO: Claritin provides non-drowsy symptom relief, from over 200 indoor and outdoor allergens, day after day.
  • It's the most wonderful time, Yes, the most wonderful time, Oh the most wonderful time of the year!
  • VO: Feel the clarity, and make today the most wonderful time of the year! Live Claritin Clear.

  • [Chorus: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]

    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • With the kids jingle belling
    • And everyone telling you, "Be of good cheer"
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year

    [Verse 1]

    • It's the hap-happiest season of all
    • With those holiday greetings
    • And gay happy meetings when friends come to call (Come to call)
    • It's the hap-happiest season of all

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • There'll be parties for hosting
    • Marshmallows for toasting
    • And caroling out in the snow (Out in the snow)
    • There'll be scary ghost stories
    • And tales of the glories
    • Of Christmases long, long ago

    [Chorus]

    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • There'll be much mistletoeing
    • And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near (Are near)
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year, hey

    [Bridge]

    • C'mon, hey
    • Wonderful time of year
    • That time of year (One more time)
    • That time of year

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • There'll be parties for hosting
    • Marshmallows for toasting
    • And caroling out in the snow (Out in the snow)
    • There'll be scary ghost stories
    • And tales of the glories
    • Of Christmases long, long ago

    [Outro]

    • Oh, it's the most wonderful time of the year
    • There'll be much mistletoeing
    • And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
    • It's the most wonderful time
    • Oh, the most wonderful time
    • Yeah, the most wonderful time of the year

    [Mandy Moore (Rapunzel)]

    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • With the kid's jingle belling
    • And everyone telling you "be of good cheer"
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • It's the hap-happiest season of all
    • With those holiday greetings
    • And gay happy meetings when friends come to call
    • It's the hap-happiest season of all
    • There'll be parties for hosting
    • Marshmallows for toasting
    • And caroling out in the snow
    • There'll be scary ghost stories
    • And tales of the glories
    • Of Christmases long, long ago
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • There'll be much mistletoeing
    • And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year, oh
    • There'll be parties for hosting
    • Marshmallows for toasting
    • And caroling out in the snow
    • There'll be scary ghost stories
    • And tales of the glories
    • Of Christmases long, long ago, long ago
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year
    • There'll be much mistletoeing
    • And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
    • It's the most wonderful time
    • Yes, the most wonderful time
    • It's the most wonderful time of the year

    Progressive: Maid for Us[]

    • Just like any other family, the house, the kids, they’re living the dream
    • And here comes the wacky new maid
    • Flo: Maid? Uh, I'm not the...
    • Is she an alien, is she a spy?
    • She’s always here, someone tell us why (Why, oh, why)
    • She’s not the maid we wanted, but she’s the maid we got
    • Flo: Because I'm not the maid!
    • Flo: Again, I'm not the maid. I protect your home and auto.
    • Neighbor: Hey, Campbells. Who's your new maid?

    Allstate: Ring Bearer[]

    • Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married
    • Going to the chapel of love

    Geico's Everywhere[]

    [Verse 1]

    • People always save where everywhere they go
    • TV Reports, sport your favorite straight shows
    • GEICO is even and what are you drinking?
    • Times Square, the beach, the park, the shirt (you know we know what you're thinking)
    • No other crew has a thing out Gecko
    • He has a chain us but she has sweet gold
    • So many ads, it's so hard to count
    • Because we're saving people's money in the cool on house.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Yeah, we have a quarter

    [Chorus]

    • Na-na-na-na, GEICO's owned his hair
    • In some love, and we're doing your hair
    • Na-na-na-na, that we'll make a red hair
    • You feel the love, because GEICO's everywhere.

    [Verse 2]

    • Next to on play, man is best as the queen
    • We'll treat you like the MVP of the team
    • You know we have to do as rising town
    • So when you see us on the street, we'll turn the phone and slow down
    • You think we were so down, you haven't heard what we've said
    • Check out the tattoo, dude, it's got on his head
    • It's like a feeling that you just can't shed
    • Don't be ashamed if you keep a stuffed Gecko on your bed.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • No, that's not creepy.

    [Chorus]

    • Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
    • We're in the sky on the clothes that you wear
    • Na-na-na-na, got some chase on the glare
    • Now you'll speak clearly that GEICO's everywhere.

    [Bridge]

    • Uh, how many people do we search? (The list is long)
    • If you get up with GEICO, you can't go wrong
    • I'll prove it's deep (thirty thousand strong!)
    • I'll bet you know, someone singing a song (Hoo hoo)
    • The in fender bender on hardly breaking
    • And you want that your age is sleeping
    • You know, GEICO is always there
    • Ice cream and a soda, 'cause you know we care
    • We're already there (When you're on vacation)
    • We're already there (Even home decoration)
    • If your place looks dull and you're not impressed
    • We'll take care of you in 15 or less
    • And your friends all cheer 'cause they like the commercials
    • Grandma too, 'cause we're not controversial
    • We were climbing out lots of fun
    • 'Cause we're true family, you can save us on

    [Verse 3]

    • Our mission is to get you back on the road
    • Go to your App Store, proceed to download (We're mobile!)
    • No need to be stressed, we'll carry the load
    • And you wanted so much kindness, we'll make your heads slow
    • He got a tongue pig and a camel too
    • I know you're wondering, what else we will do
    • Just stick to where so you were covered in blue
    • And you know, a biggest star is always you

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • And the Gecko sounds like, the Gecko sounds like, the Gecko Gecko sounds like

    [Chorus]

    • Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
    • The deep space to well be ware
    • Na-na-na-na, just an arm in your chair
    • You close your mind that GEICO's everywhere
    • Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
    • We're in the house, we're not going anywhere
    • Na-na-na-na, we're here and we're there
    • We're here for you because GEICO's everywhere

    [Outro]

    • We're here for you because GEICO... is everywhere!

    Mellow Yellow[]

    • This song's lyrics was modified in this old 1986-1987 commercial. It was performed by Donovan.
    • I want to make you so tasty, I want to be after you.
    • I want to make you so tasty, that no one else will do.
    • They call me Mellow Yellow (Just butter it).
    • They call me Mellow Yellow (Yes, butter it).
    • They call me Mellow Yellow.

  • This song is performed by Bob Mervak. It is inspired by the animated film 'Minions' ending theme, which was originally performed by Donovan.
  • (The factory is working on diaper boxes to take care of babies.)
  • I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
  • (Kristen Bell signs the contract in the factory.)
  • I'm-a just mad about a baby. A-Baby's mad about me.
  • (The team cleans up the messy baby.)
  • I can be your forever sunshine. I can be your lighthouse at sea.
  • (Kristen Bell removes baby's diapers from a baby. She gives to the claw and they peek-a-boo to the baby.)
  • Let me be your ride or diaper. Let me be your remedy.
  • (Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are riding in imaginary skies. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard kiss in an imaginary ride.)
    • Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
    • (Everyone sings in the chorus while applying shampoo to Dax Shepard and the kids. They eat ice cream.)
    • They call me Hello Bello.
    • (The beauticians and Kristen Bell are washing their hairstyles during the chorus. The scene changes to all-out chorus.)
    • Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
    • (Everyone dances except Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.)
    • They call me Hello Bello.
    • (Kristen Bell shoots both directions using diapers, and Dax Shepard catches one.)
    • (Everyone is doing the final dance poses before the music stops, and after which, everyone throws the diapers in all directions.)
    • For babies who poop their pants. Hello Bello.

    30-second version

    • (The factory employees are working on diaper shipments.)
    • I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
    • (The scene makes a quick transition before the full chorus.)
    • I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
    • (The scene switches to a full dancing chorus.)
    • Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
    • (Kristen Bell shoots both directions using diapers, and Dax Shepard catches one.)
    • They call me Hello Bello.
    • For babies who poop their pants. Hello Bello. Available at Walmart.

    [Verse 1]

    • I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
    • I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.

    [Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    [Verse 2]

    • Snatching that hand like lightning, just before a sick faceplant.
    • Saved you from tasting the sidewalk, snagged'ga by the back of the pants.

    [Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    [Verse 3]

    • Mad dash to catch a falling babayyy, While packing mad/dope/sick snacks in my purse.
    • Cosmically impossible skills yeah, a multi-task universe.

    [Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    [Verse 4]

    • We are the jugglers of chaos, Masters of catastrophe.
    • Psychedelic smooth operators, Ministry of anarchy.

    [Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    [Verse 5]

    • I can be your forever sunshine, I can be your lighthouse at sea.
    • Let me be your ride-or-die crew, Let me be your remedy.

    [Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    [All-Out Chorus]

    • They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.

    Don't Stop Me Now[]

    60-second version

    • 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen plays.
    • Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
    • First scene is at the park.
    • Cameraman: Okay, just like that.
    • Second scene is the group of girls taking a selfie.
    • Selfie woman: Okay, am I getting everybody in it?
    • Third scene is a guy is ready to jump over the fence.
    • Jumping man: Got to taking pictures of my son, ready?
    • Fourth scene is a little girl with a white dog standing for a moment.
    • Camerawoman: One...
    • Fifth scene is a couple ready to have a picture taken.
    • Cameraman 2: Two...
    • The guy jumps over the fence.
    • Cameraman 3: Three!
    • So (don't stop me now)
    • Suddenly, the "Storage Full" notification pops up, stopping the recording or taking pictures.
    • Cameraman 3: Ah, I missed it. Do it again.
    • It changes to a group of girls ready to take a selfie.
    • Selfie woman: Ready, set...
    • All girls: Self-
    • It got interrupted with the same notification again.
    • (Don't stop me)
    • Birthday people: Whoooo.
    • The scene after Happy Birthday is done and birthday woman blows out the candles, but it got interrupted.
    • 'Cause I'm having a good time, Having a good time
    • Birthday woman: Ohhhh!
    • A giant dolphin swims up to the surface and back, but it got interrupted again.
    • Dolphin watcher: Yeahhhhhh. Nooooo!
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • Five persons are ready to jump simultaneously in the scene.
    • Jump Watcher: Jump!
    • I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball.
    • Jumping woman: Oh, not yet.
    • Jump Watcher: And jump!
    • Jumping woman: Watch out.
    • Five people are jumping simultaneously, but it got interrupted.
    • Jump Watcher: And jump! Oh!
    • The two rare dogs are hugging together, but it got interrupted.
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • A skydiver is skydiving with a camera, but it got interrupted.
    • Skydiving woman: Ahhhhhhhh!
    • If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call...
    • In their neighbor's house, the neighbors arrive with the bag, but it keeps getting interrupted.
    • The people scream inside the house and a woman drops the bag.
    • Woman: Ughhhh!
    • A hiking/snowboarding man is breathing in the frozen peak mountains, but it got interrupted.
    • A man bounces on the trampoline, but it got interrupted again.
    • Hey, hey, hey (Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh)
    • An athlete grunting whilst trying to weigh 100-pound dumbbell, but it quickly got interrupted.
    • The people are screaming in the rollercoaster, but it get interrupted after a second.
    • I like it (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Have a good time, good time
    • A photographer is taking picture in the redwoods, California, but it got interrupted.
    • A man is near a dust tornado, but it got interrupted again.
    • Guy near tornado: It's absolutely co-
    • And finally, Laura's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, at Italy, but it got interrupted once more.
    • Woman: Oh, Laura's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa all by your- dang it!
    • Woah... Let loose, honey, all right
    • (Screen images simulated.)
    • VO: Take as many photos you want without running out of space. Introducing Free Up Space. Never run out of storage again with Google Photos.

  • Anthony Anderson calls Alex in a dream.
  • Anthony: Alex.
  • Bear: Run.
  • Alex is running off the airport gate and takes flight.
  • (Don't stop me now)
  • Alex: Getting now! Whoa!
  • (Don't stop me)
  • Alex: Woah!
  • 'Cause I'm having a good time, Having a good time.
  • Flying Alex passes the flying surfboarder.
  • I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
  • Alex is flying over the whales. She is flying over Hollywood, and lands on the convertible.
  • I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva.
  • Alex is riding the convertible with Mario Lopez. She is riding the roller coaster with Francisco Becker.
  • I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me.
  • Alex is running in the forest to meet the bear.
  • Bear: Nice dress.
  • I'm burning through the sky, yeah.
  • Then, Alex is in the Hollywood Show, the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, wearing (almost) topless. The fans applaud to her, and the host applaud to her too.
  • Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.
  • Alex is running away with the clothes back on, exits the show and continues to fly.
  • Flying across the lake, desert, snowy mountains, over the shore, dodging the golf courses
  • I'm travelling at the speed of light.
  • I want to make a supersonic woman of you.
  • Flying near the hot-air balloons, until Giant Baseball Pitcher Brandon Crawford catches her...
  • Anthony: Alex!
  • (Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me) Hey, hey, hey
  • ...and keeps going forward until Alex wakes up.
  • (Don't stop me, don't stop me)
  • Anthony: Alex!
  • Alex: Is that dreaming?
  • Anthony: No. You're in California.
  • Visit California, dream big.
  • 30-second version

    • Bear: Run.
    • (Don't stop me) 'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time
    • I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
    • I'm burning though the sky, yeah.
    • I'm travelling at the speed of light.
    • I want to make a supersonic man out of you.
    • Anthony: Alex!
    • Alex: Is that dreaming?
    • Anthony: No. You're in California.

  • I'm floating around in ecstasy, so don't stop me now.
  • Don't stop me, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time.
  • I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
  • I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva.
  • I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me.
  • I'm burning through the sky, yeah.
  • 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.
  • I'm travelling at the speed of light.
  • I wanna make a supersonic man out of you.
  • (Don't stop me now) 'Cause I'm having a good time (Hey hey).
  • (Don't stop me now) Yes, I'm having a good time, I don't wanna stop at all.
  • 30-second TV version

    • Don't stop me now. Don't stop me, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time.
    • I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
    • (Don't stop me now) 'Cause I'm having a good time, I don't wanna stop at all.
    • Ah, da, da, da, da...
    • The art of multitasking. Unfold your world with Galaxy Z Fold4 by Samsung.

    [Intro]

    • Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
    • I feel alive
    • And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
    • I'm floating around in ecstasy
    • So (Don't stop me now)
    • (Don't stop me)
    • 'Cause I'm having a good time
    • Having a good time

    [Verse 1]

    • I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger
    • Defying the laws of gravity
    • I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
    • I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    • Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    • I'm travelling at the speed of light
    • I wanna make a supersonic man outta you

    [Chorus]

    • (Don't stop me now)
    • I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • 'Cause I'm having a good time
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • Yes, I'm having a good time
    • I don't wanna stop at all, yeah

    [Verse 2]

    • I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
    • I am a satellite, I'm out of control
    • I'm a sex machine, ready to reload like an atom bomb
    • About to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    • Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    • I'm travelling at the speed of light
    • I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

    [Bridge]

    • (Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me)
    • Hey, hey, hey
    • (Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh)
    • I like it
    • (Don't stop me, don't stop me)
    • Have a good time, good time
    • (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Woah
    • Let loose, honey, all right

    [Guitar Solo]

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah
    • Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit (Hey)
    • Travelling at the speed of light
    • I wanna make a supersonic man outta you (Hey, hey)

    [Chorus]

    • (Don't stop me now)
    • I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call (Ooh, alright)
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • 'Cause I'm having a good time (Hey, hey)
    • (Don't stop me now)
    • Yes, I'm having a good time
    • I don't wanna stop at all

    [Outro]

    • Ah, da, da, da, da
    • Da, da, ah, ah
    • Ah, da, da, ah, ah, ah
    • Ah, da, da
    • Ah, da, da, ah, ah
    • Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

    Kit Kat Bar[]

    • Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!

    DuckDuckGo[]

    • 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police plays.
    • Every search you make, every click you take, every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you.
    • Female VO: The Internet doesn't have to be so creepy. DuckDuckGo is a free all-in-one privacy app with a built-in search engine, web browser, one-click data clearing and more. Stop companies like Google from watching you, by downloading the app today. DuckDuckGo. Privacy, simplified.

    LG[]

    • The Kids are changing radio station to "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" and they grin.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • A lady uses her smartphone to link the content from the app to LG ThinQ TV.
    • Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Girl: Wow.
    • A boy gasps and the tiger roars.
    • Girl: Wow!
    • Boy grins.
    • It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Guy: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • The neighbors visit.
    • Now salagadoola means, Mechicka booleroo.
    • Neighbors: Hey!
    • Guy: Oh, hey. Uh... just put it in the back.
    • A guy uses his smartphone to turn on Express Freeze on the Refrigerator as a lady neighbor puts the beer into the freezer.
    • But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Family and neighbors prepare for the party.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • The family hears the doorbell bark and goes to discover the surprise.
    • Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Guy: Play slideshow.
    • Now salagadoola means...
    • Family: Surprise!
    • A visiting woman surprised. They give each other hugs.
    • Mechicka booleroo. But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • The family is having a part as watching a slideshow.
    • The scene changes to outside yoga as a woman is doing aerobic sessions.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • On a smartphone, it indicates a dryer is drying the clothes in the next 59 minutes later, until it notifies that it is finished, and reminds a person to clean the lint filter.
    • Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • A woman goes to collect the clothes from the dryer and a chef is chopping the carrots as the dog approaches the kitchen.
    • Now salagadoola means, and Mechicka booleroo.
    • But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • On a smartphone, while he's doing the tomato soup recipe, it notifies to change the water filter.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • A dog holds the pet bowl as a chef changes the water filter. Then he runs a smart diagnosis to detect the remaining issues until it's good to go.
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Following after the diagnosis, a man refills the water for the dog.
    • It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • As the kids are fallen asleep, Ain sets to sleep mode. The ventilation and cooling fans turn on.
    • The family neighbors blow the birthday cake candle and applaud.
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got...
    • Trio: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, boo, boo.
    • Female VO: LG ThinQ. LG. Life's Good.

    Part of Your World[]

    (Original)

    • 'Part of Your World' by Jodi Benson plays. This song is inspired by Disney's 1989 animated film "The Little Mermaid".
    • Look at that stuff, Isn't it neat?
    • Wouldn’t you think my collection is complete?
    • I wouldn’t think that I am that girl.
    • The girl who has it all.
    • Have a lot of gadgets and gizmosmos?
    • Have Whositz and Whatzits galore?
    • You want dingamobs? I have 20!
    • But who cares, no big deal. I want more...
    • Up where they run, up where they run.
    • Upstairs where they stay in the sun all day.
    • Wandering free, wish I could be part of this world.

    (Actual)

    • Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
    • Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
    • Wouldn't you think I'm the girl...
    • The girl who has everything?
    • I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty.
    • I've got whozits and whatzits galore.
    • You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!
    • But who cares? No big deal. I want more...
    • Up where they walk, up where they run.
    • Up where they stay all day in the sun.
    • Wandering free - wish I could be part of that world.

    Internet Archive - 30-second version

    • I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty.
    • I've got who-zits and what-zits galore.
    • But who cares? No big deal. I want more...
    • Up where they walk, up where they run.
    • Up where they stay all day in the sun.
    • Wandering free - wish I could be part of that world.
    • Your next computer is not a computer. iPad by Apple.

    All About That Bass[]

    • This song was performed by Meghan Trainor.

    [Intro]

    • Because you know I'm all about that game, 'bout that game, BINGO!
    • I'm all about that game, 'bout that game (game game game game)

    [Verse]

    • See when I'm on my phone, you better scram, shoo.
    • I'm bout to play dat bingo, tryna win a game or two.
    • I got my Blitzy with me to power up.
    • So I line my daubs just perfect from the bottom to the top.

    [Chorus]

    • Yeah my heart is still racing I've never felt such a rush.
    • Must be the powerups, double daubs, new friends , I love so much.
    • Yeah, the views keep on changing, so keep up 'cause I travel light.
    • And if you wanna try grab a board and enjoy the ride.

    [Outro]

    • Millions of players have discovered the world with Bingo Blitz. Download now and enjoy the ride. It's free.
    • I'm all about that game, 'bout that game.

    Disney[]

    Heigh-Ho[]

    • We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
    • To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
    • It ain't no trick to get rich quick
    • If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
    • In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
    • Where a million diamonds shine!
    • We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
    • We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
    • We dig up diamonds by the score
    • A thousand rubies, sometimes more
    • But we don't know what we dig 'em for
    • We dig dig dig a-dig dig
    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • Heigh-ho

    [Chorus]

    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • It's home from work we go

    [Whistle]

    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

    [Chorus]

    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

    [Whistle]

    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
    • Heigh-ho hum

    [Chorus three times]

    • Heigh-ho [until fade]

    When You Wish Upon a Star[]

    [Idina Menzel]

    • When you wish upon a star
    • Makes no difference who you are
    • Anything your heart desires
    • Will come to you
    • If your heart is in your dream
    • No request is too extreme
    • When you wish upon a star
    • As dreamers do
    • Fate is kind
    • She brings to those who love
    • The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing
    • Like a boat out of the blue
    • Fate steps in and sees you through
    • When you wish upon a star
    • Your dreams come true

    Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo[]

    • Fairy Godmother: Salagadoola mechicka boola
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Put them together and what have you got?
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Salagadoola mechicka boola
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • It'll do magic, believe it or not
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Yes, salagadoola means
    • Mechicka booleroo
    • But the thing mabob that does the job
    • Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Salagadoola menchicka boola
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Put them together and what have you got
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Yes, salagadoola means
    • Mechicka booleroo
    • But the thing mabob that does the job
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Salagadoola menchicka boola
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
    • Now you put them together and what have you got
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi
    • Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.

    Once Upon a Dream[]

    • I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
    • I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
    • And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, The way you did once upon a dream.
    • I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
    • I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
    • And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
    • But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
    • You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious[]

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • Super... calif... ragil... istic... expialid... ocious! Ha!

    [MICHAEL, spoken]

    • That's not a word!

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • Of course it's a word, and unless I'm very much mistaken, I think it's going to prove a rather useful one

    (sung)

    • When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd
    • To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word
    • A little spontaneity keeps conversation keen
    • You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    • Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
    • If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious!
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    [MARY POPPINS + ENSEMBLE]

    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

    [MICHAEL, spoken]

    • But it doesn't mean anything!

    [ENSEMBLE]

    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

    [MARY POPPINS, spoken]

    • It can mean exactly what you want it to

    (sung)

    • When stone age men were chatting, simply grunting would suffice

    [BERT]

    • Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!

    [MRS. CORRY]

    • I'm sure Egyptian Pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff
    • Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;
    • Oh!
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    • Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious!

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • Add some further flourishes, it's so rocococoscious!

    [MRS. CORRY]

    • Ah

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • Ah

    [BERT]

    • Ah ah ah ah

    [MARY, BERT, MRS. CORRY]

    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

    [BERT]

    • The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths!

    [MRS. CORRY]

    • The ancient Greeks I'm certain would have used it in their myths!

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss
    • Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this!

    [ALL]

    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • If you say it softly the effect can be hypnotious!

    [BERT]

    • Check your breath before you speak, in case it's halitotious!

    [ALL]

    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
    • Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye

    [MARY POPPINS, spoken]

    • Of course you can say it backwards, which is Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus

    [MICAHEL]

    • She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!

    [MARY POPPINS, sung]

    • So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
    • Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!

    [BERT]

    • Pick out those eighteen consonants and sixteen vowels as well
    • And put them in an order which is very 'ard to spell -

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • S. U. P. E. R

    [BERT]

    • R

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • C. A. L. I. F

    [BERT]

    • F

    [MARY POPPINS]

    • R. A. G. I. L
    • L

    [JANE + MICHAEL]

    • I. S. T. I. C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D
    • O. - C. I. O. U. S!

    [BERT, spoken]

    • Smarty pants

    [ALL]

    • S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!
    • S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!
    • S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!

    [BERT]

    • Here we go!

    [ALL]

    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
    • Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
    • If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious
    • Supercalifragilistic-

    [JANE + MICHAEL]

    • Supercalifragilistic-

    [ALL]

    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

    Under the Sea[]

    • Sora: The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
    • Sebastian the Crab: You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake.
    • Just look at the world around you right here on the ocean floor.
    • Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for?
    • Under the sea. Under the sea.
    • Sora: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away.
    • While we devoting full-time to floating, under the sea! (Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!)
    • Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll.
    • The fish on the land ain't happy. They sad 'cause they in their bowl.
    • But fish in the bowl is lucky. They in for a worser fate.
    • One day when the boss get hungry...
    • (Fish on the Plate: Guess who's gon' be on the plate?)
    • "Uh-oh!"
    • Under the sea. Under the sea.
    • Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricassee.
    • We what the land folks love to cook.
    • Under the sea we off the hook.
    • We got no troubles, life is the bubbles!
    • Under the sea.
    • (Snails: Under the sea.)
    • Under the sea.
    • (Snails: Under the sea.)
    • Since life is sweet here, we got the beat here naturally.
    • (Snails: Ooh, ooh, naturally-y-y-y.)
    • Sora: Even the sturgeon and the ray,
    • Ariel: they get the urge and start to play.
    • Sebastian the Crab: We got the spirit! You got to hear it, Under the sea!
    • The newt play the flute.
    • The carp play the harp.
    • The plaice play the bass,
    • And they sounding sharp!
    • The bass play the brass.
    • The chub play the tub.
    • The fluke is the duke of soul! (Fluke: Yeah!)
    • The ray, he can play.
    • The ling's on the strings.
    • The trout rocking out.
    • The blackfish, she sings.
    • The smelt and the sprat,
    • They know where it's at.
    • An' oh, that blowfish blow! (Ha-ha!)
    • Sebastian the Crab: "Yeah!"
    • Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
    • Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
    • Ariel: When the sardine begin the beguine, it's music to me! (Snails: Music is to me!)
    • Sebastian the Crab: What do they got? A lot of sand! We got a hot crustacean band.
    • Ariel: Each little clam here know how to jam here
    • Sebastian: under the sea!
    • Sora and Ariel: Each little slug here cutting a rug here under the sea!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Each little snail here know how to wail here.
    • Sora: That's why it's hotter...
    • Ariel: Under the water!
    • Sebastian the Crab: Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here
    • Sebastian, Ariel, and Sora: UNDER THE SEA!

    Part of Your World[]

    • Ariel: Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?
    • Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
    • Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
    • Look at this trove, treasures untold
    • How many wonders can one cavern hold?
    • Looking around here, you'd think
    • Sure, she's got everything
    • I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
    • I've got whooz-its and whats-its galore
    • You want thing-a-mabobs? I've got twenty
    • But who cares? No big deal. I want more!
    • I wanna be where the people are
    • I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
    • Walkin' around on those...
    • What do you call 'em? Oh, feet
    • Flippin' your fins you don't get too far
    • Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
    • Strolling along down the...
    • What's that word again? Street
    • Up where they walk, Up where they run
    • Up where they stay all day in the sun
    • Wanderin' free, wish I could be part of that world.
    • What would I give if I could live outta these waters?
    • What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
    • Betcha on land, they understand
    • Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
    • Bright young women, sick of swimmin', ready to stand
    • And I'm ready to know what the people know
    • Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
    • What's a fire and why does it...
    • What's the word? Burn?
    • When's it my turn?
    • Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
    • Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world

    [Reprise: Jodi Benson (Ariel)]

    • What would I give to live where you are?
    • What would I pay to stay here beside you?
    • What would I do to see you smiling at me?
    • Where would we walk? Where would we run?
    • If we could stay all day in the sun.
    • Just you and me, and I could be part of your world.
    • I don't know when, I don't know how.
    • But I know something's starting right now.
    • Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be... Part of your world.

    Part of Your World (Halle)[]

    [Verse 1: Halle Bailey]

    • Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
    • Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
    • Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, The girl who has everything?
    • Look at this trove, treasures untold
    • How many wonders can one cavern hold?
    • Looking around here, you think, "Sure, she's got everything"
    • I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
    • I've got whozits and whatzits galore
    • You want thingamabobs? I got twenty.
    • But who cares? No big deal. I want more...

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • I wanna be where the people are.
    • I wanna see, wanna see them dancing.
    • Walking around on those— What do you call them? Oh, feet.
    • Flipping your fins, you don't get too far.
    • Legs are required for jumping, dancing.
    • Strolling along down a— What's that word again? Street.

    [Chorus]

    • Up where they walk, up where they run.
    • Up where they stay all day in the sun.
    • Wandering free, wish I could be Part of that world.

    [Verse 2]

    • What would I give if I could live Out of these waters?
    • What would I pay to spend a day Warm on the sand?
    • Betcha on land, they understand, Bet they don't reprimand their daughters.
    • Bright, young women sick of swimming, Ready to stand.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Ready to know what the people know.
    • Ask them my questions and get some answers.
    • What's a fire and why does it— What's the word? Burn?

    [Chorus]

    • When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love,
    • Love to explore that shore up above?
    • Out of the sea, Wish I could be Part of that world.

    [Reprise]

    • Mmm, mmm
    • Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
    • What would I give to live where you are?
    • What would I pay to stay here beside you?
    • What would I do to see you smiling at me?
    • Where would we walk? Where would we run?
    • If we could stay all day in the sun
    • Just you and me, and I could be part of your world
    • I don't know when, I don't know how.
    • But I know something's starting right now.
    • Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be... Part of your world.

    Kiss the Girl[]

    • There you see her
    • Sitting there across the way
    • She don't got a lot to say
    • But there's something about her
    • And you don't know why
    • But you're dying to try
    • You wanna kiss the girl
    • Yes, you want her
    • Look at her, you know you do
    • Possible she wants you too
    • There is one way to ask her
    • It don't take a word
    • Not a single word
    • Go on and kiss the girl
    • Sing with me now
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • My oh my
    • Look like the boy too shy
    • Ain't gonna kiss the girl
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • Ain't that sad?
    • Ain't it a shame?
    • Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
    • Now's your moment
    • Floating in a blue lagoon
    • Boy, you better do it soon
    • No time will be better
    • She don't say a word
    • And she won't say a word
    • Until you kiss the girl
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • Don't be scared
    • You got the mood prepared
    • Go on and kiss the girl
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • Don't stop now
    • Don't try to hide it how
    • You want to kiss the girl
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • Float along
    • And listen to the song
    • The song say kiss the girl
    • Sha-la-la-la-la-la
    • The music play
    • Do what the music say
    • You got to kiss the girl
    • You've got to kiss the girl
    • Oh, don't you wanna kiss the girl
    • You've gotta kiss the girl
    • Go on and kiss the girl

    Beauty and the Beast[]

    • Tale as old as time.
    • True as it can be.
    • Barely even friends, Then somebody bends, Unexpectedly.
    • Just a little change.
    • Small, to say the least.
    • Both a little scared, Neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast.
    • Ever just the same.
    • Ever a surprise.
    • Ever as before, Ever just as sure, As the sun will rise.
    • Tale as old as time
    • Tune as old as song
    • Bittersweet and strange, Finding you can change, Learning you were wrong.
    • Certain as the sun. (Certain as the sun)
    • Rising in the east.
    • Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.
    • Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.

    Belle[]

    • Belle: Little town, it's a quiet village.
    • Every day like the one before.
    • Little town full of little people, Waking up to say...
    • Townsfolk: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
    • Belle: There goes the baker with his tray, like always.
    • The same old bread and rolls to sell.
    • Every morning just the same, Since the morning that we came, To this poor provincial town.
    • Baker: Good morning, Belle
    • Belle: Good morning, Monsieur.
    • Baker: Where are you off to?
    • Belle: The bookshop, I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk, and a ogre, and a---
    • Baker: That's nice. MARIE, the baguettes, hurry up!
    • Ladies: Look, there she goes the girl is strange, no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
    • Lady: Never part of any crowd.
    • Barber: Cause her head's up in a cloud.
    • Townsfolk: No denying she's a funny girl, that Belle.
    • Man 1: Bonjour!
    • Woman 1: Good day.
    • Man 1: How is your family?
    • Woman 2: Bonjour!
    • Man 2: Good day.
    • Woman 2: How is your wife?
    • Woman 3: I need....six eggs.
    • Man 3: That's too expensive!
    • Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!
    • Man: Ah, Belle.
    • Belle: Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
    • Man: Finished already?
    • Belle: Oh I couldn't put it down. Have ya got anything new?
    • Man: (chuckle) not since yesterday.
    • Belle: That's alright. I'll borrow this one.
    • Man: That one? But you've read it twice!
    • Belle: Well it's my favorite: far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
    • Man: If you like it all that much it's yours!
    • Belle: But sir?!?
    • Man: I insist!
    • Belle: Well thank you, thank you very much!
    • Men: Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
    • Townsfolk: With a dreamy, far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle.
    • Belle: Ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
    • It's my favorite part because....you'll see.
    • Here's where she meets Prince Charming, but she won't discover that it's him till chapter three.
    • Woman: Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty", her looks have got no parallel.
    • Shopkeeper: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd, very different from the rest of us.
    • Townsfolk: She's nothing like the rest of us.
    • Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle.
    • Lefou: Wow, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston!
    • You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
    • Gaston: I know.
    • Lefou: No beast alive stands a chance against you, haha...and no girl for that matter.
    • Gaston: It's true LeFou, and I've got my sight set on that one.
    • Lefou: Hm! The inventor's daughter?
    • Gaston: She's the one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
    • Lefou: But she's--
    • Gaston: The most beautiful girl in town.
    • Lefou: I know--
    • Gaston: That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?
    • Lefou: Well of course, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)
    • Gaston: right from the moment when I met her, saw her.
    • I said she's gorgeous and I fell.
    • Here in town it's only she, who's as beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle.
    • Bimbettes: Look there he goes! Isn't he dreamy?
    • Monsieur Gaston! Oh, he's so cute! Be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
    • He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!
    • Man 1: Bonjour!
    • Gaston: Pardon!
    • Man 2: Good day!
    • Man 3: Mais oui!
    • Matron: You call this bacon?
    • Woman 1: What lovely grapes!
    • Man 4: Some cheese...
    • Woman 2: ...ten yards!
    • Man4: ...one pound..
    • Gaston: Excuse me!
    • Cheese merchant: I'll get the knife.
    • Gaston: Please let me through!!
    • Woman 1: This bread...
    • Man 5: those fish.....
    • Woman 1:...it's stale
    • Man 5:...they smell!
    • Baker: Madame's mistaken!
    • Belle: there must be more than this provincial life!
    • Gaston: just watch....I'm going to make Belle my wife!
    • Townsfolk: Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special.
    • A most peculiar mademoiselle.
    • It's a pity and a sin, she doesn't quite fit in.
    • Cause she really is a funny girl, a beauty but a funny girl, she really is a funny girl.....that Belle!!

    Gaston[]

    • LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
    • Looking so down in the dumps
    • Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
    • Even when taking your lumps
    • There's no man in town as admired as you
    • You're everyone's favorite guy
    • Everyone's awed and inspired by you
    • And it's not very hard to see why!
    • No one's slick as Gaston
    • No one's quick as Gaston
    • No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
    • For there's no man in town half as manly
    • Perfect, a pure paragon!
    • You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
    • And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
    • LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston
    • A king pin like Gaston
    • LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
    • Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
    • LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
    • Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
    • LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
    • Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
    • Douses lights like Gaston
    • In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
    • Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny
    • Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
    • LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
    • Gaston: That's right!
    • And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
    • Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
    • Matches wits like Gaston
    • LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
    • Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
    • Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
    • Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
    • Ev'ry morning to help me get large
    • And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
    • So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
    • Chorus: No one shoots like Gaston
    • Makes those beauts like Gaston
    • LeFou: Then goes tromping around
    • Wearing boots like Gaston!
    • Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!

    Soundtrack version

    • Chorus: Say it again!
    • Who's a man among men?
    • And then say it once more
    • Who's that hero next door?
    • Who's a super success?
    • Don't you know? Can't you guess?
    • Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
    • There's just one guy in town
    • Who's got all of it down...
    • LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...
    • G-A-S-T-E...
    • G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow...
    • Chorus: GASTON!!!

    Film version

    • Chorus: My what a guy! GASTON!

    A Whole New World[]

    • Aladdin: I can show you the world.
    • Shining, shimmering, splendid.
    • Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
    • I can open your eyes.
    • Take you wonder by wonder.
    • Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.
    • A whole new world.
    • A new fantastic point of view.
    • No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
    • Jasmine: A whole new world.
    • A dazzling place I never knew
    • But when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear.
    • That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    • Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
    • Jasmine: Unbelievable sights.
    • Indescribable feeling.
    • Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky.
    • A whole new world. (Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes.)
    • A hundred thousand things to see. (Aladdin: Hold your breath - it gets better.)
    • I'm like a shooting star.
    • I've come so far.
    • I can't go back to where I used to be.
    • Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: Every turn a surprise.)
    • With new horizons to pursue. (Jasmine: Every moment red-letter.)
    • Aladdin and Jasmine: I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare.
    • Let me share this whole new world with you.
    • Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: A whole new world.)
    • That's where we'll be. (Jasmine: That's where we'll be.)
    • Aladdin: A thrilling chase.
    • Jasmine: A wondrous place.
    • Aladdin and Jasmine: For you and me.

    Colors of the Wind[]

    • Pocahontas: You think I'm an ignorant savage, And you've been so many places.
    • I guess it must be so, But still I cannot see, If the savage one is me.
    • How can there be so much that you don't know.
    • You don't know.
    • You think you own whatever land you land on.
    • The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
    • But I know every rock and tree and creature.
    • Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
    • You think the only people who are people.
    • Are the people who look and think like you?
    • But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger,
    • You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.
    • Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
    • Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
    • Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
    • Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
    • Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
    • Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
    • Come taste the sun sweet berries of the Earth.
    • Come roll in all the riches all around you.
    • And for once, never wonder what they're worth.
    • The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.
    • The heron and the otter are my friends.
    • And we are all connected to each other.
    • In a circle, in a hoop that never ends.
    • How high does the sycamore grow?
    • If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
    • And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
    • For whether we are white or copper skinned.
    • We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain.
    • We need to paint with all the colors of the wind.
    • You can own the Earth and still,
    • All you'll own is Earth until,
    • You can paint with all the colors of the wind.

    Reflection (Christina Aguilera)[]

    • Look at me
    • You may think you see
    • Who I really am
    • But you'll never know me
    • Every day
    • It's as if I play a part
    • Now I see
    • If I wear a mask
    • I can fool the world
    • But I cannot fool my heart
    • Who is that girl I see
    • Staring straight back at me?
    • When will my reflection show
    • Who I am inside?
    • I am now
    • In a world where I
    • Have to hide my heart
    • And what I believe in
    • But somehow
    • I will show the world
    • What's inside my heart
    • And be loved for who I am
    • Who is that girl I see
    • Staring straight back at me?
    • Why is my reflection
    • Someone I don't know?
    • Must I pretend that I'm
    • Someone else for all time?
    • When will my reflection show
    • Who I am inside?
    • There's a heart that must be free to fly
    • That burns with a need to know the reason why
    • Why must we all conceal
    • What we think, how we feel?
    • Must there be a secret me
    • I'm forced to hide?
    • I won't pretend that I'm
    • Someone else for all time
    • When will my reflection show
    • Who I am inside?
    • When will my reflection show
    • Who I am inside?

    I'll Make a Man Out of You[]

    • Shang: Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
    • Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
    • You're the saddest bunch I ever met.
    • But you can bet before we're through.
    • Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
    • Tranquil as a forest, But on fire within.
    • Once you find your center, you are sure to win.
    • You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue.
    • Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
    • Chien Po: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
    • Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
    • Ling: Boy, was I fool in school for cutting gym.
    • Mushu: [spoken] This guy's got 'em scared to death.
    • Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me.
    • Chien Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire,
    • Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
    • Time is racing toward us, till the Huns arrive.
    • Heed my every order, and you might survive.
    • You're unsuited for the rage of war.
    • So pack up, go home, you're through.
    • How could I make a man out of you?
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang and Chorus: With all the strength of a raging fire,
    • Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
    • Chorus: (Be a man)
    • Shang and Chorus: With all the strength of a raging fire,
    • Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

    Almost There[]

    • Tiana: Mama, I don't have time for dancing.
    • That's just gonna have to wait a while.
    • Ain't got time for messing around, and it's not my style.
    • This old town can slow you down, People taking the easy way.
    • But I know exactly where I'm going, I'm getting closer and closer every day.
    • And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
    • People down here think I'm crazy, But I don't care.
    • Trials and tribulations, I've had my share.
    • There ain't nothing gonna stop me now, 'Cause I'm almost there.
    • I remember Daddy told me, Fairy tales can't come true.
    • You gotta make 'em happen, It all depends on you
    • So I work real hard each and every day.
    • Now things for sure are going my way.
    • Just doing what I do, Look out boys, I'm coming through.
    • And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
    • People gonna come here from everywhere, And I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.
    • There's been trials and tribulations, You know I've had my share.
    • But I've climbed a mountain, I've crossed a river, And I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.
    • I'm almost there.

    Down in New Orleans[]

    Prologue

    • The evening star is shining bright
    • So make a wish and hold on tight
    • There's magic in the air tonight
    • And anything can happen...

    Theme song

    • In the Southland there's a city
    • Way down on the river
    • Where the women are very pretty
    • And all the men deliver
    • They got music, it's always playing
    • Start in the day time, go all through the night
    • When you hear that music playing
    • Hear what I'm saying
    • (It) make you feel alright
    • Grab somebody, come on down
    • Bring your paintbrush, we're painting the town
    • There's some sweetness going around
    • Catch it down in New Orleans
    • We got magic, good and bad
    • Make you happy or make you real sad
    • Get everything you want, lose what you had
    • Down here in New Orleans
    • Hey partner
    • Don't be shy
    • Come on down here and give us a try
    • You wanna do some living before you die
    • Do it down in New Orleans
    • Stately homes and mansions
    • Of the Sugar Barons and the Cotton Kings
    • Rich people, poor people, all got dreams
    • Dreams do come true in New Orleans

    Epilogue

    • Tiana: In the Southland there's a city
    • Way down on the river
    • Where the women are very pretty
    • And all the men deliver
    • They got music, it's always playing
    • Start in the day time, go all through the night
    • When you hear that music playing
    • Hear what I'm saying
    • Make you feel alright
    • Grab somebody, come on down
    • Bring your paintbrush, we're painting the town
    • There's some sweetness going around
    • Dreams do come true in New Orleans

    Gonna Take You There[]

    • Ray: Alright Lulu, lets get to it darling! Come on, cher! Just follow the bouncing butt!
    • We gonna take you down
    • We gonna take you down
    • We gonna take you all the way down.
    • Gonna take you there
    • We gonna take you there
    • We gonna take you all the way there.
    • Going down the bayou
    • Going down the bayou
    • Going down the bayou
    • Taking you all the way
    • We've got the whole family! There goes Mimi, cousin Boudreau; Oh grandma! Your light out!
    • We all gonna pull together,
    • Down here that's how we do!
    • Me for them and them for me,
    • We all be there for you!
    • We're gonna take you
    • We're gonna take you
    • We're gonna take you all the way there
    • We know where you're going
    • And we're going with you
    • Taking you all the way
    • Going down the bayou
    • Going down the bayou
    • Going down the bayou
    • Taking you all... YEAH, you know!
    • Come on y'all! Keep that line flowing, and them lights are glowing! Yeah you're right! Tout suite, come on! Haaaa haaa~! Looks like we getting close, I hope somebody know where we at; 'Cause I'm lost man!

    When Will My Life Begin[]

    • Rapunzel: 7 AM, the usual morning lineup.
    • Start on the chores and sweep 'til the floor's all clean
    • Polish and wax, do laundry, and mop and shine up
    • Sweep again, and by then it's like 7:15!
    • And so I'll read a book
    • Or maybe two or three
    • I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery
    • I'll play guitar and knit
    • And cook and basically
    • Just wonder when will my life begin?
    • Then after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking
    • Papier-mâché, a bit of ballet and chess
    • Pottery and ventriloquy, candle making
    • Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch, Take a climb, sew a dress!
    • And I'll reread the books
    • If I have time to spare
    • I'll paint the walls some more
    • I'm sure there's room somewhere
    • And then I'll brush and brush
    • And brush and brush my hair
    • Stuck in the same place I've always been
    • And I'll keep wonderin' and wondering
    • And wondering and wondering
    • When will my life begin?
    • And tomorrow night
    • The lights will appear
    • Just like they do on my birthday each year
    • What is it like
    • Out there where they glow?
    • Now that I'm older
    • Mother might just
    • Let me go...

    Reprise[]

    Reprise 1

    • I've got my mother's love
    • I shouldn't ask for more
    • I've got so many things
    • I should be thankful for
    • Yes, I have everything, Except I guess, a door
    • Perhaps it's better that I stay in
    • But tell me, when will my life begin?

    Reprise 2 [RAPUNZEL]

    • Look at the world, so close and I'm halfway to it
    • Look at it all, so big, do I even dare?
    • Look at me, there at last, I just have to do it

    (spoken)

    • Should I? No

    (sung)

    • Here I go
    • Just smell the grass, the dirt, just like I dreamed they'd be
    • Just feel that summer breeze, the way it's calling me
    • For like the first time ever, I'm completely free
    • I could go running and racing and dancing and chasing
    • And leaping and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding
    • And splashing and reeling and finally feeling
    • That's when my life begins

    I See the Light[]

    • Rapunzel: All those days watching from the windows.
    • All those years outside looking in.
    • All that time never even knowing,
    • Just how blind I've been.
    • Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight.
    • Now I'm here, suddenly I see.
    • Standing here, it's all so clear.
    • I'm where I'm meant to be.
    • And at last, I see the light.
    • And it's like the fog has lifted.
    • And at last, I see the light.
    • And it's like the sky is new.
    • And it's warm and real and bright.
    • And the world has somehow shifted.
    • All at once, everything looks different.
    • Now that I see you.
    • Flynn: All those days chasing down a daydream.
    • All those years living in a blur.
    • All that time never truly seeing,
    • Things the way they were.
    • Now she's here shining in the starlight.
    • Now she's here, suddenly I know.
    • If she's here it's crystal clear.
    • I'm where I'm meant to go.
    • Flynn and Rapunzel: And at last, I see the light.
    • Flynn: And it's like the fog has lifted.
    • Flynn and Rapunzel: And at last, I see the light.
    • Rapunzel: And it's like the sky is new.
    • Flynn and Rapunzel: And it's warm and real and bright.
    • And the fog has somehow shifted.
    • All at once, everything is different.
    • Now that I see you.
    • Now that I see you...

    Something That I Want[]

    [Intro: Grace Potter]

    • C'mon
    • Mmm...

    [Verse 1]

    • She's a girl with the best intentions
    • He's a man of his own invention
    • She looked out the window
    • He walked out the door
    • But she followed him
    • And he said, "What'cha lookin' for?"

    [Chorus]

    • She said, "I want something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything I see
    • "Something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything I see"
    • Yeah

    [Verse 2]

    • He's been livin' in a pure illusion
    • She's gonna come to her own conclusion
    • Right when you think you know what to say
    • Someone comes along and shows you a brand new way

    [Chorus]

    • She said, "I want something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything I see
    • "Something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything"

    [Bridge]

    • 'Cause It's so easy to make believe
    • It seems you're livin' in a dream
    • Don't you see that what you need
    • Is standing in front of you?

    [Chorus]

    • Oh, I want something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything I see
    • Something that I want
    • Something that I tell myself I need
    • Something that I want
    • And I need everything I see
    • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    [Chorus Fades]

    Wind in my Hair (Version One)[]

    • Seems like I've spent my whole life hoping,
    • Dreaming of things I've never tried.
    • Tangled in knots, just waiting for my time to shine.
    • What if the doors began to open?
    • What if the knots became untied?
    • What if one day, nothing stood in my way and the world was mine?
    • Would it feel this fine?
    • 'Cause I got the wind in my hair, and a gleam in my eyes, and an endless horizon.
    • I got a smile on my face, And I'm walking on air.
    • And everything life oughta be.
    • It's all gonna happen to me out there.
    • And I'll find it, I swear, with the wind in my hair.
    • So many roads I've yet to travel.
    • So many friends I haven't met.
    • So many new adventures just around the bend.
    • Plenty of mysteries to unravel.
    • Tons of mistakes to not regret.
    • So much to see and to do and to be a whole life to spend.
    • And it doesn't end.
    • And I got the wind in my hair, and a song in my heart, and the fun's only starting.
    • I got a skip in my step, and I haven't a care.
    • And everything life ought be.
    • Well I know that it's waiting for me out there.
    • And I'll find it, I swear, With the wind in my hair!

    Wind in my Hair (Reprise)[]

    • Back to life after happily ever after.
    • Stuck inside once again and I'm gazing out.
    • True, I'm in here with those I hold dear.
    • Surrounded by their love.
    • And for some that's more than enough, no doubt.
    • But I got the wind in my hair,
    • And a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning.
    • I got a mystery to solve And excitement to spare.
    • That beautiful breeze blowing through.
    • I'm ready to follow it who knows where.
    • And I'll get there I swear, With the wind in my hair!

    Touch the Sky[]

    • When the cold wind is a-calling
    • And the sky is clear and bright
    • Misty mountains sing and beckon
    • Lead me out into the light
    • I will ride, I will fly
    • Chase the wind and touch the sky
    • I will fly
    • Chase the wind and touch the sky
    • Where dark woods hide secret
    • And mountains are fierce and bold
    • Deep waters hold reflections
    • Of times lost long ago
    • I will hear their every story
    • Take hold of my own dream
    • Be as strong as the seas are stormy
    • And proud as an eagle's scream
    • I will ride, I will fly
    • Chase the wind and touch the sky
    • I will fly
    • Chase the wind and touch the sky
    • And touch the sky
    • Chase the wind
    • Chase the wind
    • Touch the sky

    Let it go (Idina Menzel)[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel]

    • The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen.
    • A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen.
    • The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
    • Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Don't let them in, don't let them see
    • Be the good girl you always have to be
    • Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
    • Well, now they know

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go,
    • Can't hold it back anymore.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • Turn away and slam the door.
    • I don't care what they're going to say,
    • Let the storm rage on.
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.

    [Verse 2]

    • It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small.
    • And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • It's time to see what I can do.
    • To test the limits and break through.
    • No right, no wrong, no rules for me... I'm free!

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go,
    • I am one with the wind and sky.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • You'll never see me cry.
    • Here I stand and here I stay,
    • Let the storm rage on.

    [Bridge]

    • My power flurries through the air into the ground.
    • My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around.
    • And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast.
    • I'm never going back, the past is in the past.

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go,
    • When I'll rise like the break of dawn.
    • Let it go, let it go,
    • That perfect girl is gone!
    • Here I stand in the light of day.
    • Let the storm rage on!
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.

    Demi Lovato[]

    [Intro: Demi Lovato]

    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Can’t hold it back anymore.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Turn my back and slam the door.

    [Verse 1]

    • The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen.
    • A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen
    • The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside.
    • Couldn’t keep it in, Heaven knows I tried

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
    • Be the good girl you always have to be
    • Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
    • Well, now they know

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Can’t hold it back anymore.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Turn my back and slam the door.
    • And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • The cold never bothered me anyway

    [Verse 2]

    • It’s funny how some distance, makes everything seem small.
    • And the fears that once controlled me, can’t get to me at all.
    • Up here in the cold thin air, I finally can breathe.
    • I know I left a life behind, But I’m too relieved to grieve.

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Can’t hold it back anymore.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Turn my back and slam the door.
    • And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.

    [Bridge]

    • Standing frozen in the life I’ve chosen.
    • You won't find me, the past is so behind me.
    • Buried in the snow.

    [Chorus]

    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Can’t hold it back anymore...
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • Turn my back and slam the door.
    • And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
    • Let it go, let it go.
    • The cold never bothered me anyway.

    [Outro]

    • (Na na, na na) Yeah.
    • (Na na na na na) Let it go.
    • (Na na, na na) Yeah.
    • (Na na na na na) Na na.
    • (Na na, na na) Here I stand/Let it go.
    • (Na na na na na) Let it go.
    • (Na na) Let it go.
    • (Na na) Ooh...
    • (Na na na na na) Let it go.

    For the First Time in Forever[]

    • Anna: The window is open, so's that door. I didn't know they did that anymore.
    • Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
    • For years I've roamed these empty halls, Why have a ballroom with no balls?
    • Finally they're opening up the gates.
    • There'll be actual real live people, It'll be totally strange.
    • But Wow, am I so ready for this change.
    • 'Cause for the first time in forever. There'll be music, there'll be light!
    • For the first time in forever, I'll be dancing through the night.
    • Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, But I'm somewhere in that zone.
    • Cause for the first time in forever... I won't be alone!
    • I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasp) What if I meet... the one?
    • Tonight imagine me gown and all, Fetchingly draped against the wall.
    • The picture of sophisticated grace... Ooh!
    • I suddenly see him standing there. A beautiful stranger, tall and fair, I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face.
    • But then we laugh and talk all evening, Which is totally bizarre.
    • Nothing like the life I've met so far.
    • Cause' for the first time in forever. There'll be magic, there'll be fun.
    • For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone.
    • And I know it is totally crazy, To dream I'd find romance!
    • But for the first time in forever... At least I've got a chance.
    • Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be.
    • Conceal, don't feel, put on a show, Make one wrong move and everyone will know.
    • Elsa: But it's only for today...
    • Anna: It's only for today!
    • Elsa: It's agony to wait.
    • Anna: It's agony to wait.
    • Elsa: Tell the guards to open up, the gate!
    • Anna: The gate!
    • Anna: For the first time in forever.
    • Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see.
    • Anna: I'm getting what I'm dreaming of.
    • Elsa: Be the good girl you always have to be.
    • Anna: A chance to change my lonely world.
    • Elsa: Conceal...
    • Anna: A chance to find true love.
    • Elsa: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.
    • Anna: I know it all ends tomorrow, So it has to be today!
    • 'Cause for the first time in forever
    • For the first time in forever, Nothing's in my way!

    (Reprise)[]

    • Anna (spoken): You don't have to protect me! I'm not afraid!
    • Please don't shut me out again, please don't slam the door
    • (singing) You don't have to keep your distance anymore.
    • 'Cause for the first time in forever,
    • I finally understand.
    • For the first time in forever,
    • We can fix this hand in hand.
    • We can head down this mountain together!
    • You don't have to live in fear.
    • 'Cause for the first time in forever,
    • I will be right here.
    • Elsa: Anna, please go back home, your life awaits.
    • Go enjoy the sun and open up the gates.
    • Anna (spoken): Yeah, but -
    • Elsa (spoken): I know.
    • (singing) You mean well, but leave me be.
    • Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free.
    • Just stay away and you'll be safe from me.
    • Anna: Actually, we're not
    • Elsa: What do you mean, "you're not"?
    • Anna: I get the feeling you don't know
    • Elsa: What do I not know?
    • Anna: Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep snow.
    • Elsa (spoken): What?
    • Anna (spoken): You've kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere.
    • Elsa (spoken): Everywhere?
    • Anna (spoken): It's okay, you can just unfreeze it!
    • Elsa (spoken): No, I can't, I — I don't know how!
    • Anna (spoken): Sure you can! I know you can!
    • Anna & Elsa: 'Cause for the first time in forever (Oh I'm such a fool, I can't be free!)
    • You don’t have to be afraid (No escape from the storm inside of me)
    • We can work this out together (I can’t control the curse!)
    • We’ll reverse the storm you’ve made (Anna, please, you’ll only make it worse!)
    • Don’t panic (There’s so much fear!)
    • We’ll make the sun shine bright (You’re not safe here!)
    • We can face this thing together (No!)
    • We can change this winter weather (Ahhh...)
    • And everything will be all right (I can't!)

    All Is Found[]

    • Iduna: Where the north wind meets the sea.
    • There's a river full of memory
    • Sleep, my darling, safe and sound
    • For in this river all is found
    • In her waters, deep and true
    • Lie the answers and a path for you
    • Dive down deep into her sound
    • But not too far or you'll be drowned
    • Yes, she will sing to those who'll hear
    • And in her song, all magic flows
    • But can you brave what you most fear?
    • Can you face what the river knows?
    • Where the north wind meets the sea
    • There's a mother full of memory
    • Come, my darling, homeward bound
    • When all is lost, then all is found

    Some Things Never Change[]

    • Anna: Yes, the wind blows a little bit colder
    • And we're all getting older
    • And the clouds are moving on with every autumn breeze
    • Peter Pumpkin just became fertilizer
    • Olaf: And my leaf's a little sadder and wiser
    • Anna: That's why I rely on certain certainties
    • Yes, some things never change
    • Like the feel of your hand in mine
    • Some things stay the same
    • Anna and Olaf: Like how we get along just fine
    • Anna: Like an old stone wall that'll never fall
    • Some things are always true
    • Some things never change
    • Like how I'm holding on tight to you
    • Kristoff: The leaves are already falling
    • Sven, it feels like the future is calling
    • Sven: Are you telling me tonight you're gonna get down on one knee?
    • Kristoff: Yeah, but I'm really bad at planning these things out
    • Like candlelight and pulling of rings out
    • Sven: Maybe you should leave all the romantic stuff to me
    • Kristoff: Yeah, some things never change
    • Like the love that I feel for her
    • Some things stay the same
    • Like how reindeers are easier
    • But if I commit and I go for it
    • I'll know what to say and do Right?!
    • Sven: Some things never change
    • Kristoff: Sven, the pressure is all on you
    • Elsa: The winds are restless
    • Could that be why I'm hearing this call?
    • Is something coming?
    • I'm not sure I want things to change at all
    • These days are precious
    • Can't let them slip away
    • I can't freeze this moment
    • But I can still go out and seize this day
    • Choir: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, The wind blows a little bit colder
    • Olaf: And you all look a little bit older
    • Anna: It's time to count our blessings
    • Anna and Kristoff: Beneath an autumn sky
    • Choir: We'll always live in a kingdom of plenty
    • That stands for the good and the many
    • Elsa: And I promise you the flag of Arendelle will always fly
    • Anna: Our flag will always fly
    • Choir: Our flag will always fly, our flag will always fly
    • ALL: Some things never change
    • Turn around and the time has flown
    • Some things stay the same
    • Though the future remains unknown
    • May our good luck last
    • May our past be past
    • Time's moving fast, it's true
    • Some things never change
    • Anna: And I'm holding on tight to you
    • Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff: Holding on tight to you
    • Anna: I'm holding on tight to you.

    Into the Unknoown[]

    • Voice: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
    • Elsa: I can hear you, but I won't.
    • Some look for trouble while others don't.
    • There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day.
    • And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away, oh.
    • Elsa and Voice: Ooh, Oh, Ooh, ah
    • Elsa: You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear.
    • And if I heard you, which I don't, I'm spoken for, I fear.
    • Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls.
    • I'm sorry, secret siren, but I'm blocking out your calls.
    • I've had my adventure, I don't need something new
    • I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you into the unknown.
    • Into the unknown.
    • Into the unknown...
    • Voice: Ooh, Ooh
    • Elsa: What do you want? 'Cause you've been keeping me awake.
    • Are you here to distract me so I make a big mistake?
    • Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me?
    • Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be?
    • Every day's a little harder as I feel my power grow.
    • Don't you know there's part of me that longs to go, into the unknown?
    • Into the unknown.
    • Into the unknown...
    • Voice: Ooh, Ooh, ah
    • Elsa: Oh, Are you out there? Do you know me? Can you feel me? Can you show me?
    • Ah, ah (Ah, ah)
    • Ah, ah (Ah, ah)
    • Oh, oh, Oh, oh, Oh, oh, Oh, oh
    • Elsa and Voice: Where are you going?
    • Don't leave me alone
    • How do I follow you (Ah)
    • Into the unknown? (Oh, oh)

    Lost In The Woods[]

    • [Verse 1]
    • Kristoff: Again, you're gone
    • Off on a different path than mine
    • I'm left behind
    • Wondering if I should follow
    • You had to go
    • And of course, it's always fine
    • I probably could catch up with you tomorrow

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • But is this what it feels like
    • To be growing apart?
    • When did I become the one
    • Who's always chasing your heart?

    [Chorus]

    • Now I turn around and find
    • I am lost in the woods
    • North is south, right is left
    • When you're gone
    • I'm the one who sees you home
    • But now I'm lost in the woods
    • And I don't know what path you are on
    • I'm lost in the woods

    [Verse 2]

    • Up 'til now
    • The next step was a question of how
    • I never thought it was a question of whether
    • Who am I if I'm not your guy?
    • Where am I if we're not together
    • Forever?

    [Chorus]

    • Now I know you're my true north
    • 'Cause I am lost in the woods
    • Up is down, day is night
    • When you're not there
    • Oh, you're my only landmark
    • So I'm lost in the woods
    • Wondering if you still care

    [Bridge]

    • But I'll wait
    • For a sign (For a sign)
    • That I'm your path
    • 'Cause you are mine (You are mine)
    • Until then
    • I'm lost in the woods

    [Outro]

    • Lost in the woods (Lost, lost)
    • In the woods, in the woods (Lost in the woods)
    • I'm lost in the woods
    • Lost in the woods (Lost, lost)
    • (I'm lost)
    • I'm lost in the woods

    Into the Unknown (Panic! At the Disco)[]

    • Into the unknown. Into the unknown. Into the unknown. (Oh)
    • I can hear you but I won't.
    • Some look for trouble while others don't.
    • There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day.
    • And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away, oh.
    • Whoa
    • You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear.
    • And if I heard you, which I don't, I'm spoken for I fear.
    • Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls.
    • I'm sorry, secret siren, but I'm blocking out your calls.
    • I've had my adventure, I don't need something new.
    • I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you Into the unknown?
    • Into the unknown. Into the unknown...
    • (Oh) (Oh)
    • What do you want? 'Cause you've been keeping me awake.
    • Are you here to distract me so I make a big mistake?
    • Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me?
    • Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be?
    • Every day's a little harder as I feel your power grow.
    • Don't you know there's part of me that longs to go... Into the unknown?
    • Into the unknown, Into the unknown...
    • (Oh) (Oh)
    • Whoa
    • Are you out there? Do you know me? Can you feel me? Can you show me?
    • ooh
    • (Ah) ooh (5x)
    • Where are you going? Don't leave me alone!
    • How do I follow you... Into the unknown?
    • Woo!

    All is Found (Kacey Musgraves)[]

    • Where the north wind meets the sea
    • There's a river full of memory
    • Sleep, my darling, safe and sound
    • For in this river all is found
    • All is found
    • When all is lost, then all is found
    • In her waters, deep and true
    • Lie the answers and a path for you
    • Dive down deep into her sound
    • But not too far or you'll be drowned
    • She will sing to those who'll hear
    • And in her song, all magic flows
    • But can you brave what you most fear?
    • Can you face what the river knows?
    • Until the river's finally crossed
    • You'll never feel the solid ground
    • You had to get a little lost
    • On your way to being found
    • Where the north wind meets the sea
    • There's a mother full of memory
    • Come, my darling, homeward bound
    • Where all is lost, then all is found. All is found, All is found.

    Lost In The Woods (Weezer)[]

    • Again, you're gone, Off on a different path than mine
    • I'm left behind, wondering if I should follow
    • You had to go, And of course, it's always fine
    • I probably could catch up with you tomorrow
    • But is this what it feels like To be growing apart?
    • When did I become the one Who's always chasing your heart?
    • Now I turn around and find, I am lost in the woods
    • North is south, right is left, When you're gone
    • I'm the one who sees you home, But now I'm lost in the woods
    • And I don't know what path you are on, I'm lost in the woods
    • Up 'til now, the next step was a question of how
    • I never thought it was a question of whether
    • Who am I, if I'm not your guy?
    • Where am I, if we're not together forever?
    • Now I know you're my true north, 'Cause I am lost in the woods
    • Up is down, day is night, When you're not there
    • Oh, you're my only landmark, So I'm lost in the woods
    • Wondering if you still care, But I'll wait for a sign (for a sign)
    • That I'm on your path, 'Cause you are mine (you are mine)
    • Until then... I'm lost in the woods
    • I'm lost in the woods
    • (Lost in the wood, I'm lost)
    • I'm lost in the woods

    Show Yourself[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel]

    • Every inch of me is trembling
    • But not from the cold
    • Something is familiar
    • Like a dream I can reach but not quite hold
    • I can sense you there
    • Like a friend I've always known
    • I'm arriving
    • And it feels like I am home

    [Pre-Chorus: Idina Menzel]

    • I have always been a fortress
    • Cold secrets deep inside
    • You have secrets too
    • But you don't have to hide

    [Chorus: Idina Menzel, Siren]

    • Show yourself
    • I'm dying to meet you
    • Show yourself
    • It's your turn
    • Are you the one I've been looking for
    • All of my life?
    • Show yourself
    • I'm ready to learn
    • Ah-ah, ah-ah
    • Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

    [Verse 2: Idina Menzel]

    • I've never felt so certain
    • All my life, I've been torn
    • But I'm here for a reason
    • Could it be the reason I was born?

    [Pre-Chorus: Idina Menzel]

    • I have always been so different
    • Normal rules did not apply
    • Is this the day? Are you the way
    • I finally find out why?

    [Chorus: Idina Menzel]

    • Show yourself
    • I'm no longer trembling
    • Here I am
    • I've come so far
    • You are the answer I've waited for
    • All of my life
    • Oh, show yourself
    • Let me see who you are

    [Bridge: Idina Menzel]

    • Come to me now
    • Open your door
    • Don't make me wait
    • One moment more
    • Oh, come to me now
    • Open your door
    • Don't make me wait
    • One moment more

    [Verse 3: Choir, Evan Rachel Wood, Idina Menzel]

    • Where the north wind meets the sea (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
    • There's a river (Ah-ah, ah-ah) full of memory (Memory, memory)
    • Come, my darling, homeward bound
    • I am found!

    [Chorus: Both, Evan Rachel Wood, Idina Menzel]

    • Show yourself
    • Step into your power
    • Grow yourself
    • Into something new
    • You are the one you've been waiting for
    • All of my life (All of your life)
    • Oh, show yourself

    [Outro: Idina Menzel, Choir]

    • You, ah-ah, ah-ah (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
    • Ah-ah, ah-ah (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
    • Ah-ah, ah-ah

    How Far I'll Go[]

    • I've been staring at the edge of the water
    • 'Long as I can remember
    • Never really knowing why
    • I wish I could be the perfect daughter
    • But I come back to the water
    • No matter how hard I try
    • Every turn I take
    • Every trail I track
    • Every path I make
    • Every road leads back
    • To the place I know where I cannot go
    • Where I long to be
    • See the line where the sky meets the sea?
    • It calls me
    • And no one knows
    • How far it goes
    • If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
    • One day I'll know
    • If I go, there's just no telling how far I'll go
    • I know everybody on this island
    • Seems so happy on this island
    • Everything is by design
    • I know everybody on this island
    • Has a role on this island
    • So maybe I can roll with mine
    • I can lead with pride
    • I can make us strong
    • I'll be satisfied if I play along
    • But the voice inside sings a different song
    • What is wrong with me?
    • See the light as it shines on the sea?
    • It's blinding
    • But no one knows
    • How deep it goes
    • And it seems like it's calling out to me
    • So come find me
    • And let me know
    • What's beyond that line?
    • Will I cross that line?
    • And the line where the sky meets the sea
    • It calls me
    • And no one knows
    • How far it goes
    • If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
    • One day I'll know
    • How far I'll go

    I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors)[]

    • Gramma Tala: I know a girl from an island
    • She stands apart from the crowd
    • She loves the sea and her people
    • She makes her whole family proud
    • Sometimes, the world seems against you
    • The journey may leave a scar
    • But scars can heal and reveal just where you are.
    • The people you love will change you
    • The things you have learned will guide you
    • And nothing on Earth can silence
    • The quiet voice still inside you
    • And when that voice starts to whisper,
    • "Moana, you've come so far"
    • "Moana, listen"
    • "Do you know who you are?"
    • Moana: Who am I?
    • I am a girl who loves my island
    • I'm the girl who loves the sea
    • It calls me
    • I am the daughter of the village chief
    • We are descended from voyagers
    • Who found their way across the world
    • They call me
    • I've delivered us to where we are
    • I have journeyed farther
    • I am everything I've learned and more
    • Still it calls me
    • And the call isn't out there at all
    • It's inside me
    • It's like the tide
    • Always falling and rising
    • I will carry you here in my heart
    • You remind me
    • That come what may
    • I know the way
    • I am Moana!

    Try Everything[]

    [Refrain]

    • Gazelle: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

    [Verse 1]

    • I messed up tonight, I lost another fight
    • I still mess up, but I'll just start again
    • I keep falling down, I keep on hitting the ground
    • But I always get up now to see what's next

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Birds don't just fly, they fall down and get up
    • Nobody learns without getting it wrong

    [Chorus]

    • I won't give up, no, I won't give in
    • Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
    • No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
    • I wanna try even though I could fail
    • I won't give up, no, I won't give in
    • Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
    • No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
    • I wanna try even though I could fail

    [Refrain]

    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

    [Verse 2]

    • Look how far you've come, you filled your heart with love
    • Baby, you've done enough, take a deep breath
    • Don't beat yourself up, don't need to run so fast
    • Sometimes we come last, but we did our best

    [Chorus]

    • I won't give up, no, I won't give in
    • Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
    • No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
    • I wanna try even though I could fail
    • I won't give up, no, I won't give in
    • Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
    • No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
    • I wanna try even though I could fail

    [Bridge]

    • I'll keep on making those new mistakes
    • I'll keep on making them every day
    • Those new mistakes

    [Refrain]

    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
    • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

    [Outro]

    • Try everything

    Even More Enchanted[]

    [Verse 1: Amy Adams (Giselle)]

    • Here we are, a family starting over, Where life will be nicer and newer now.
    • 'Neath the sparkling sun, in a fresh, clean sky.
    • Our dreams will come true, Even truer now.

    [Verse 2]

    • In a yard that's full of four-leaf clover, We'll bloom where we've been transplanted.
    • And life will be brimming with even more, Joy in store than before, And even more enchanted.

    [Verse 3]

    • We're so blessed to have our little castle.
    • We'll sing as we gaily unpack our trunks.
    • We'll be best of friends with the local deer.
    • The fluffy raccoons, And the cuddly skunks.

    [Verse 4]

    • We'll have new adventures by the passel.
    • If you think my view is slanted.
    • Just ask all the Jiminy Crickets here.
    • Where would you pick its ear, That's even more enchanted.

    [Bridge]

    • With an above-ground summer pool and winter sled.
    • It's fun the whole year through.
    • Neighbors who are so friendly, That they're interested, In everything we do.

    [Verse 5]

    • Far away from all the noise and hassle, Our wishes will all be granted.
    • And even the nastiest birds will tweet, Extra sweet, I repeat.
    • We've left behind those city lights, For riding bikes and flying kites.
    • Now we will be suburbanites, And even more enchanted.

    Finale[]

    [Verse 1: Amy Adams (Giselle)]

    • And some days are good
    • And some are not so
    • But none do we take for granted
    • 'Cause it's both the joys and adversities
    • Making these memories

    [Verse 2]

    • And though here in reality
    • My ever-after may not be
    • At every moment happily
    • It's even more (Even more)

    [Refrain]

    • Even more, even more
    • Even more, even more, Even morе, even more, Evеn more Enchanted

    The Magic of Andalasia[]

    [Intro: Both]

    • Presenting your wand of wishes
    • The most magical of tools
    • Use it for joy and happiness
    • Just be sure you know the rules

    [Verse 1: Prince Edward]

    • Here's the magic of Andalasia
    • Contained in this wondrous wishing wand
    • We bring some magic from Andalasia
    • To this drab and most un-magic world beyond

    [Verse 2: Nancy, Prince Edward, Both]

    • This wishing wand
    • She will be so enthused
    • By what fun she can have
    • With this gift we brought her
    • But just remember, it can only be used by
    • A true Andalasian son or daughter
    • She's our true Andalasian goddaughter

    [Verse 3: Prince Edward, Nancy, Both]

    • With this magic (With this magic)
    • From Andalasia (From Andalasia)
    • When she longs for something heart and soul
    • She'll use the magic of Andalasia
    • And if shе has questions, just consult this scroll

    [Nancy, Spoken]

    • You just ask the scroll any question, and thе answer will appear

    [Prince Edward, Spoken]

    • Or I suppose, in this land, you just read it?
    • How do you live in this place?

    [Refrain: Both]

    • We bring love from Andalasia
    • And offer belated birthday cheer
    • For through this wand from Andalasia
    • Flows the magic of our magic world to here
    • May it bring to her a little bit of Andalasia here

    Love Power[]

    [Intro: Idina Menzel (Nancy Tremaine)]

    • If we ever needed magic, we could use it now
    • And if spells and wands won't work, we'll find a way somehow
    • Can we find some new power
    • If we ever needed magic, this would be the day
    • Can we find the way?

    [Verse 1]

    • Memories are magic, Morgan
    • It doesn't matter how unmemorable they seem
    • Ordinary moments
    • Like a look or laugh we share
    • Can bring a gleam of light
    • In your bleakest, darkest hour

    [Verse 2]

    • Memories can save us, Morgan
    • When you add them up, thеy paint a picture of
    • All the love you'rе given
    • And the love you have received

    [Refrain 1]

    • And in that love, there's a power
    • Love power
    • Feel it flowing through you
    • Like a rushing stream

    [Verse 3]

    • And there are those who just love power
    • And they throw us down a well of deep despair
    • They don't understand
    • That while they live in hate and fear

    [Chorus 1]

    • Look what's right there, love power
    • Love, love power
    • We can always choose to use it if we dare
    • Love power, Love power
    • And we find it in the memories we share
    • And we need it like the sun and light and air

    [Bridge]

    • So when you're in need of magic
    • This is where to go
    • Find the song inside you
    • That your memories seem to know
    • Let it grow, Let it glow
    • Woah, woah, Woah, woah

    [Chorus 2]

    • I have rocked the grounds of flower
    • As a ray of sunshine melts a cave of ice
    • So we'll sing it out
    • Until the world will sing along
    • What makes us strong?
    • Love power
    • Love, love power
    • It's like soaring on a magic broomstick
    • To the sky above
    • We fly on love, love power
    • Love, love power
    • Just remember the memories
    • That show us the power of love!

    =Reprise[]

    [Morgan]

    • I'm not a true daughter of Andalasia

    [Giselle]

    • You are a true daughter of Andalasia, Because you are my daughter, Morgan
    • And I'll tell you, How I absolutely know
    • It's how I'd make a world for you
    • That never breaks your heart
    • Where you can grow and thrive
    • And your every wish can flower
    • I will always love you, Morgan
    • I'm so proud of how I know you'll carry on
    • I've known a lot of magic in my life
    • But never anything as strong
    • Love power, My love for you has power
    • And you'll have it there inside you When I'm gone

    [Morgan]

    • No, no, no, no, What do I wish for?

    [Giselle]

    • My love will be there ever after...

    [Morgan]

    • I wish I was home... With my mom...

    End Credits[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Nancy Tremaine)]

    • Memories are made of magic
    • Doesn't matter how unmemorable they seem
    • Ordinary moments
    • Like a little laugh you shared
    • Can bring a gleam of light
    • In your bleakest, darkest hour

    [Verse 2]

    • Memories are more than magic
    • When you add 'em up, they paint a picture of
    • All the love you're given
    • And the love you have received

    [Chorus]

    • And in that love there's power
    • Love power
    • We can always choosе to use it if we dare
    • Lovе power, Love power
    • And we find it in the memories we share
    • And we need it like the sun and light and air

    [Bridge]

    • So when you need some magic this is where to go
    • Find the song inside you that your memories seem to know
    • Let it grow, Let it glow
    • Woah, woah, Woah, woah
    • Woah-oh

    [Chorus]

    • Love power, Love, love power
    • It's like soaring on a magic broomstick to the sky above
    • We fly on love, love power
    • Love, love power
    • Just remember the memories that show us the power of love

    Pixar[]

    You've Got a Friend In Me[]

    Wheezy's Version[]

    This song was performed by Robert Goulet (Wheezy), featuring Jodi Benson (Barbies).

    [Verse 1: Wheezy]

    • You've got a friend in me
    • You've got a friend in me
    • When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
    • You just remember what your old pal said, Son, you've got a friend in me
    • Yeah, you've got a friend in me

    [Verse 2: Wheezy, Barbies, Wheezy & Barbies]

    • You've got a friend in me
    • You've got a friend in me
    • You've got troubles, then I've got 'em too
    • There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
    • We stick together, we can see it through
    • 'Cause you've got a friend in me (Yes, you do)
    • Yeah, you've got a friend in me

    [Bridge: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]

    • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
    • Bigger and stronger too, maybe
    • But none of them will ever love you
    • The way I do, just me and you, babe

    [Chorus: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]

    • And as the years go by
    • Our friendship will never die
    • You're gonna see it's our destiny
    • You've got a friend in me
    • You just remember what your old pal said
    • Son, you've got a friend in me
    • We stick together, we can see it through
    • 'Cause you've got a friend in me

    [Bridge: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]

    • Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
    • Bigger and stronger too, maybe
    • But none of them will ever love you
    • The way I do, just me and you, babe

    [Chorus: Wheezy, Barbies, Wheezy & Barbies]

    • And as the years go by, (Years go by)
    • Our friendship will never die. (Never die)
    • You're gonna see it's our destiny...
    • You've got a friend in me! (Yes, you do!)
    • You've got a friend in me! (That's the truth!)
    • You've got a friend in me!

    [Outro: Wheezy]

    • Yeah!

    Dreamworks[]

    Home[]

    [Refrain]

    • Jennifer Lopez (Lucy Tucci): Here I go, here I go
    • Feel better now, feel better now
    • Here I go, here I go
    • It’s better now, feel better now

    [Verse 1]

    • Do you remember when we fell under
    • Did you expect me to reason with thunder
    • I still remember when time was frozen
    • What seemed forever was just a moment

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Hurry up, hurry up
    • There’s no more waiting
    • We’re still worth saving

    [Chorus]

    • Feel the light
    • Shining in the dark of night
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it’s a long shot
    • But we’re bringing it all back, we’re bringing it all back
    • Feel the light
    • Shining like the stars tonight
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it’s a long shot
    • But we’re bringing it all back, we’re bringing it all back

    [Refrain]

    • Here I go, here I go
    • Feel better now, feel better now
    • Here I go, here I go
    • It’s better now, feel better now

    [Verse 2]

    • I still remember when things were broken
    • But put together the cracks we'll close in

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Hurry up, hurry up
    • There's no more waiting
    • We're still worth saving

    [Chorus]

    • Feel the light
    • Shining in the dark of night
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it's a long shot
    • But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back
    • Feel the light
    • Shining like the stars tonight
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it's a long shot
    • But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back

    [Bridge]

    • You and I can have it all tonight
    • So let's bring it back it to life
    • Now we have another chance to fly
    • Another chance to make it right

    [Chorus]

    • Feel the light
    • Shining in the dark of night
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it's a long shot
    • Feel the light
    • Shining like the stars tonight
    • Remember what we forgot
    • I know it's a long shot
    • But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back

    [Refrain] Here we go, here we go Feel better now, feel better now

    Here we go, here we go

    It's better now, feel better now

    Baby, It's Cold Outside[]

    [Verse 1: Marilyn Maxwell & Dean Martin]

    • I really can't stay. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I've got to go away. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
    • So, really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)
    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)

    [Chorus: Marilyn Maxwell, Dean Martin & Both]

    • I really can't stay. (Oh, baby, don't hold out.)
    • Baby, it's cold outside.

    [Verse 2: Marilyn Maxwell & Dean Martin]

    • I simply must go. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
    • My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
    • But maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
    • I've gotta get home. (But, baby, you'd freeze out there.)
    • Say, lend me a coat. (It's up to your knees out there.)
    • You've really been grand. (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
    • But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my lifelong sorrow.)
    • At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)

    [Chorus: Marilyn Maxwell, Dean Martin & Both]

    • I really can't stay. (Get over that cold out.)
    • Baby, it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!

    Zooey Deschanel (Jovie) and Will Ferrell[]

    • I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I've got to go away. (But Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • And father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
    • So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to say 'no no no sir'. (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay...
    • Ah but it's cold outside (Baby it's cold outside!)
    • Jovie: (spoken) Get out! Don't look at me! Get out!

    Zooey Deschanel, Leon Redbone[]

    [Verse 1]

    • I really can't stay. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I've got to go away. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • And father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
    • So, really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • Well, maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)
    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay. (Oh, baby, don't hold out.)
    • Ah but it's cold outside.

    [Verse 2]

    • I simply must go. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
    • My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
    • Well maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
    • I've got to get home. (But, baby, you'd freeze out there.)
    • Say, lend me a coat. (It's up to your knees out there.)
    • You've really been grand. (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
    • But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my lifelong sorrow.)
    • At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
    • I really can't stay. (Get better that cold out.)
    • Ah but it's cold outside!

    [Verse 1: Sara Bareilles & Seth MacFarlane]

    • I really can't stay (But, baby it's cold outside)
    • I've got to go away (But, baby it's cold outside)
    • This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
    • So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
    • My mother will start to worry (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • Father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)
    • So really I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
    • Maybe just a half a drink more (Put some records on while I pour)
    • The neighbors might think (Baby, it's bad out there)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)
    • I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
    • To break this spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
    • I ought to say no, no, no sir (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)

    [Chorus: Sara Bareilles, Seth MacFarlane & Both]

    • I really can't stay (Baby don't hold out)
    • Ah, but it's cold outside

    [Verse 2: Sara Bareilles & Seth MacFarlane]

    • I simply must go (But baby it's cold outside)
    • The answer is no (But baby it's cold outside)
    • This welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
    • So nice and warm (Look out that window, at that storm)
    • My sister will be suspicious (God, your lips look so delicious)
    • My brother will be there at the door (Waves upon the tropical shore)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Ooh, your lips are delicious)
    • Well, maybe, just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
    • I got to get home (But baby, you'd freeze out there)
    • Say, lend me your coat (It's up to your knees out there)
    • You've really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)
    • But, don't you see (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
    • At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)

    [Chorus: Sara Bareilles, Seth MacFarlane & Both]

    • I really can't stay (Get over that hold out)
    • Ah, but it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!

    Music Video version [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I've got to go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
    • So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a soda pop more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)

    [Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, was that a wink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to get home for dinner. (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • So it's time for me to cast you aside. (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold outside.

    [Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • You're very pushy, you know. (I'd like to think of it as opportunistic.)

    [Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • So thanks for the show. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, your lips look delicious.)
    • My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon a tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh, your lips are delicious.)
    • But maybe just another dance more. (Never such a blizzard before.)

    [Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
    • Say, lend me your comb? (It's up to your knees out there.)
    • You've really been grand. (I thrill when I touch your hand.)
    • But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life-long sorrow.)
    • At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
    • I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!

    [Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • Okay, fine, just another drink. (That took a lot of convincing)

    Behind The Scenes Version

    • I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I gotta go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
    • So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a soda pop more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, was that a wink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to get home for dinner. (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • So it's time for me to cast you aside. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold outside.
    • I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • So thanks for the show. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, you got pneumonia and died.)
    • I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!

    Original [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I've got to go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
    • So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)

    [Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)
    • I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold outside.

    [Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • You're very pushy, you know. (I'd like to think of it as opportunistic.)

    [Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
    • My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
    • But maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)

    [Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
    • Say, lend me your comb? (It's up to your knees out there.)
    • You've really been grand. (I thrill when I touch your hand.)
    • But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life-long sorrow.)
    • At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
    • I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
    • Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!

    [Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • Okay, fine, just another drink. Umm-hmm. (What? That took a lot of convincing.)

    ACTUAL [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • I gotta go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd dropped in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
    • So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful please don't hurry.)
    • Well, maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)

    [Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • The neighbors might think. (Baby it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • Why thank you.
    • I ought to say "no, no, no, sir." (Mind if move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay. (Baby don't hold out.)
    • Baby, it's cold outside.

    [Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • Ah, you're very pushy, you know? (I like to think of it as opportunistic.)

    [Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, your lips look delicious!)
    • My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon a tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh, your lips are delicious!)
    • Well, maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
    • And I don't even smoke.

    [Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
    • Say, lend me your comb. (It's up to your knees out there!)
    • You've really been grand, (I feel when I touch your hand.)
    • But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life long sorrow!)
    • At least there will be plenty implied. (If you caught pneumonia and died!)
    • I really can't stay. (Get over that old out.)
    • Baby it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!

    [Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]

    • Okay fine, just another drink then. Umm-hmm. (What? That took a lot of convincing!)

    [Verse 1: Kelly Clarkson & John Legend]

    • I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
    • I've got to go away (But, I can call you a ride)
    • This evening has been (I'm so glad that you dropped in)
    • So very nice (Time spent with you is paradise)
    • My momma will start to worry (I'll call the car and tell him to hurry)
    • My daddy will be pacing the floor (Wait, what are you still livin' home for?)
    • So, really, I'd better scurry (Your driver, his name is Murray)
    • But maybe just a half a drink more (Oh, we're both adults, so who's keepin' score?)
    • What will my friends think? (I think they should rejoice)
    • If I have one more drink? (It's your body and your choice)
    • Ooh, you really know how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
    • To cast a spell (One look at you and then I fell)
    • I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Then you really ought to go, go, go)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried (Well, Murray, he just pulled up outside)

    [Chorus: Kelly Clarkson, John Legend & Both]

    • Oh, I really can't stay (I understand, baby)
    • Baby, it's cold outside

    [Verse 2: Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Murray]

    • I simply should go (Text me when you get home)
    • Oh, I'm supposed to say no (Mm, I guess that's respectable)
    • This welcome has been (I've been lucky that you dropped in)
    • So nice and warm (But you better go before it storms)
    • My sister will be suspicious (Well, gosh your lips look delicious)
    • My brother will be there at the door (Oh, he loves my music, baby, I'm sure)
    • My gossipy neighbor is vicious (I'm a genie, tell me what your wish is)
    • But maybe just a cigarette more (Oh, that's somethin' we should probably explore)
    • I've got to get home (Oh, baby, I'm well aware)
    • Say, lend me a coat (Oh, keep it girl, I don't care)
    • You've really been grand (I feel it when you touch my hands)
    • But don't you see? (I want you to stay, it's not up to me)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Well, they can talk, but what do they know?)
    • At least there will be plenty implied (Oh, let them mind their business and go-)
    • Uh, ma'am, I really can't stay
    • Murray just go on

    [Chorus: Kelly Clarkson & Both]

    • It's cold, baby
    • It's cold, baby
    • But, ooh, I don't wanna go
    • It's cold outside

    [Verse 1: Meghan Trainor and Brett Eldredge]

    • I really can't stay. (But, baby it's cold outside.)
    • I got to go away. (But, baby it's cold outside.)
    • This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
    • So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
    • My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
    • My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
    • So really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
    • But maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
    • The neighbours might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
    • I wish I knew how... (Your eyes are like starlight tonight.)
    • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
    • I ought to say, no, no, no sir. (Oh, mind if I move in closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)

    [Chorus: Meghan Trainor, Brett Eldredge and Both]

    • I really can't stay. (But baby, don't hold out.)
    • But baby it's cold outside!

    [Verse 2: Meghan Trainor and Brett Eldredge]

    • I simply must go. (But baby, it's cold outside.)
    • The answer is no, no, no. (Aw baby, it's cold outside.)
    • Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
    • So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
    • My sister will be suspicious. (Um gosh, your lips are delicious.)
    • And my brother will be there at the door. (Waves on a tropical shore.)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Oh gosh, your lips are so delicious.)
    • But maybe just a cigarette more. (Oh never such a blizzard before.)
    • I've got to get home. (But baby, you'll freeze out there.)
    • Say lend me your coat. (Oh up to your knees out there.)
    • You've really been grand, (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
    • But you don't see, no, no... (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life long sorrow.)
    • At least there will be plenty implied (If you got pneumonia and died.)

    [Chorus: Meghan Trainor, Brett Eldredge and Both]

    • But I really can't stay. (Get over that whole doubt.)
    • Oh baby it's cold, cold outside!

  • I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
  • I've got to go away (Baby, it's cold outside)
  • This evening has been... So very nice.
  • VO: You know what would be nice? We do have Eastern Propane, we save you go inside, and chill.

  • This commercial song is performed by Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett.
  • I said, I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
  • I have to go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
  • I wish I knew how... (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
  • To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
  • I ought to say no, no, no sir. (Mind if I move in closer?)
  • At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
  • I really can't stay...
  • Baby it's cold... outside!
  • Female VO: You never know who you'll meet, at Barnes & Noble.

  • I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
  • I've got to go away (Baby, it's cold outside)
  • This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
  • So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
  • My mother will start to worry (Beautiful words you're humming)
  • And father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)
  • So really I'd better scurry (Sweetheart, what's you're hurry?)
  • Well, maybe just a half a drink more (Why don't you put some records on while I pour?)
    • The neighbors might think (But baby, it's bad out there)
    • Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)
    • I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
    • To break the spell (I'll take your hat, your hairs looks swell)
    • I ought to say no, no, no sir (Mind if I move a little closer?)
    • At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
    • I really can't stay (Baby, don't hold out)
    • Oh, but it's cold outside
    • I simply must go (Baby it's cold outside)
    • The answer is no (But baby it's cold out there)
    • The welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
    • So nice and warm (Look out the window at that storm)
    • My sister will be suspicious (Girl, your lips look delicious)
    • My brother will be there at the door (Like waves upon a tropical shore)
    • My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Oh, baby, you're so delicious)
    • Well, maybe just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
    • I got to get home (Oh baby, you'll freeze out there)
    • Say, lend me a coat (It's up to your knees out there)
    • You've really been grand (I'm thrilled when you touch my hand)
    • Why don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
    • There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Making my lifelong sorrow)
    • At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)
    • I really can't stay (Get over that hold out)
    • Ah, but it's cold outside
    • Baby, it's cold outside
    • Come on, stay a little longer (Okay)
    • I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
    • I've got to go away...

    [Verse 1: Nina Dobrev & Jonny O. Yang]

    • I really can’t stay (No problem there’s the door)
    • I’ve got to go away (I hear ya, say no more)
    • This evening has been (Totally consensual)
    • So very nice (I hope you get home safe tonight)
    • My mother will start to worry (Here’s my phone, give her a call)
    • My father will be pacing the floor (Adios, say no more)
    • So really I’d better scurry (I’ve been saying that for awhile)
    • Well maybe just a half a drink more (Slow down, that’s quite a pour)

    [Verse 2]

    • The neighbours might think (It’s just my old friend, Troy)
    • Say, what’s in this drink? (It’s just lemon la Croix)
    • I wish I knew how (To take a hint?)
    • To brеak the spell (Do you know how to spell farеwell)
    • I ought to say no no no (I’ll call you an Uber they’re close)
    • At least I’m gonna say that I tried (I feel like you’re not trying at all)
    • I really can’t stay (Well maybe just go out)
    • Well maybe just go outside!
      • Cause baby it's cold outside (Maybe just go outside!)

    Baby, It's Hot Outside[]

    [Verse 1]

    • I really can’t stay (Baby, it’s hot outside)
    • It’s a fine summer’s day (But Baby, it’s hot outside)
    • It’s been nice to cuddle (You’ll turn into a puddle)
    • But I can’t hang around (Your makeup will melt into the ground)
    • I don’t wanna show signs of stupidity (Think of all that humidity)
    • Can’t give in to your beguiling ways (Mosquitoes the size of bluejays)
    • I’m tired of being petitioned (My apartment is air conditioned)
    • But maybe just a popsicle more (We could stand in front of the freezer door)

    [Verse 2]

    • The rumors will trickle (The world’s a sweltering abyss)
    • Say Jimmy Joe what’s in this popsicle? (You’ve never felt anything like this)
    • You’ve been very sweet (Eggs are fryin’ on the street)
    • But I must break this spell (It’s cooler than this down in hell)
    • I oughta say No No No, Man (Feel the breeze from that window fan)
    • Least I’m gonna say that I tried (It’s so hot even the cactuses died)

    [Chorus]

    • Really can’t stay (You’ll sweat a lot out)
    • Baby, It’s hot outside

    [Verse 3]

    • I simply must go (But Baby I need your lovin’)
    • The answer is no (Would you rather go out in that oven?)
    • Your welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
    • So nice and cool (We could go swimming in the pool)
    • My sister will start to worry (It’s hotter than Indian curry)
    • My mother will be calling my name (Could barbecue without a flame)
    • My father will be watching the clocks (He could bake a loaf of bread in the mailbox)
    • Maybe just a margarita more (It’s so early just a quarter to four)

    [Verse 4]

    • I’ve gotta get home (There’s no lemonade out there)
    • Well how ‘bout a cold one for the road (It’s a hundred and ten in the shade out there)
    • You’ve been really concerned (You’ll regret when you’re sunburned)
    • But can’t you see (It just went up one more degree)
    • There’s bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
    • People love to gossip and joke (If you died of sudden heat stroke)

    [Final Chorus]

    • I really can’t stay (Baby do not pout)
    • Baby, it’s hot outside. Baby, it’s hot... outside!

    The Christmas Song[]

    This song was performed by Idina Menzel and Michael Buble.

    • Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
    • Jack Frost nipping at your nose
    • Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
    • And folks dressed up like Eskimos
    • Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
    • Will help to make the season bright
    • Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
    • Will find it hard to sleep tonight
    • They know that Santa's on his way
    • He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
    • And every mother's child is gonna spy
    • To see reindeer really know how to fly
    • So, I'm offering this simple phrase
    • To kids from one to ninety-two
    • Although it's been said many times, many ways
    • Merry Christmas to you
    • And every mother's child is gonna spy
    • To see reindeer really know how to fly
    • And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
    • To kids from one to ninety-two
    • Although it's been said, many times, many ways
    • Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
    • Merry Christmas to you

    Home for the Holidays[]

    [Verse 1]

    • Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
    • 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
    • When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze,
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!

    [Chorus]

    • I met a man who lives in Tennessee, he was heading for,
    • Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie!
    • From Pennsylvania folks are travelling, down the Dixie sunny shore,
    • From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!
    • Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
    • 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
    • If you wanna be happy in a million ways,
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!

    [Verse 2]

    • Take a bus, take a train, go and hop an aeroplane,
    • Put the wife an' kiddies in the family car!
    • For the pleasure that you bring when you make that doorbell ring,
    • No trip could be too far!

    [Chorus]

    • I met a man who lives in Tennessee, he was heading for,
    • Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie! (Some homemade pumpkin pie!)
    • From Pennsylvania folks are travelling, down the Dixie sunny shore,
    • From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!
    • Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
    • 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
    • If you wanna be happy in a million ways,
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!

  • Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays
  • For no matter how far away you roam
  • When you long for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
  • For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home
  • I met a man who lives in Tennessee, and he was heading for
  • Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
  • From Pennsylvania, folks are traveling down to Dixie's sunny shore
  • From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific
  • Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays
  • 'Cause no matter how far away you roam
  • If you want to be happy in a million ways
  • For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home
  • I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was heading for
  • Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie
  • From Pennsylvania, folks are traveling down to Dixie's sunny shore
  • From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific
  • Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays
  • 'Cause no matter how far away you roam
  • If you want to be happy in a million ways
  • For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home
  • For the holidays, you can't beat home, sweet home

  • [Verse: Single, Chorus]

    • Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays.
    • Cause no matter how far away you roam.
    • When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face.
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)

    [Pre-Chorus: Chorus]

    • I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was heading for, Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie.
    • From Pennsylvania, folks are traveling down to Dixie's sunny shores.
    • From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!

    [Chorus]

    • Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays.
    • Cause no matter how far away you roam.
    • If you want to be happy in a million ways...
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)
    • Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays (Home for the Holidays)
    • Cause no matter how far away you roam (Far away you roam)
    • When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face (Sunshine of a friendly face)
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)

    [Outro]

    • Cause there's no, no place like Home for the Holidays
    • Cause no matter how far away you roam
    • When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face
    • For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home
    • Glo-ooo-ooo-ria
    • So, come on home
    • Yeah, come on home
    • Carly Foulkes (spoken): Happy holidays from T-Mobile!

    Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa)]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
    • Let your heart be light.
    • From now on our troubles will be out of sight.

    [Verse 2]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
    • Make the Yuletide gay.
    • From now on our troubles will be miles away.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Here we are as in olden days.
    • Happy golden days of yore.
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us.
    • Gather near to us once more.

    [Chorus]

    • Through the years we all will be together.
    • If the fates allow,
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bow.
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

    [Bridge]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas (merry little Christmas).
    • Make the Yuletide gay.
    • From now on our troubles will be miles away (miles away), away.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • Here we are as in olden days.
    • Happy golden days of yore.
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us.
    • Gather near to us once more.

    [Chorus]

    • Through the years we all will be together.
    • If the fates allow,
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bow.
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas.
    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

    [Verse 1: Kristen Bell (Queen Anna Bjorgman of Arendelle)]

    • Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
    • Next year's on its way.
    • Homeboy's got a vaccination on his sleigh.

    [Verse 2]

    • Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
    • Let the [censored] show go.
    • Take a beat, and think about the things you know.

    [Bridge]

    • Close your eyes and let out a sigh.
    • 2020's almost gone.
    • You couldn't write the [censored] we've seen.
    • But what doesn't kill us makes us strong.

    [Chorus]

    • Though this year we'll be socially distant.
    • We'll get through it all.
    • Flash a masked smile behind a sneeze-guard wall...
    • And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now.

    [Intro: Carpenters]

    • Christmas future is far away
    • Christmas past is past
    • Christmas present is here today
    • Bringing joy that will last

    [Verse 1]

    • Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
    • Let your heart be light
    • From now on our troubles will be out of sight

    [Verse 2]

    • Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
    • Make the yuletide gay
    • From now on our troubles will be miles away

    [Bridge]

    • Here we are as in olden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Chorus]

    • Through the years we all will be together
    • If the fates allow
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
    • And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now

    [Bridge]

    • Here we are as in olden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Chorus]

    • Through the years we all will be together
    • If the fates allow
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
    • And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now

    Meghan Trainor featuring Gary Trainor. [Refrain 1]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Let your heart be light
    • From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
    • Hmm, have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Make the Yuletide gay
    • From now on, our troubles will be miles away

    [Bridge]

    • And here we are, as in olden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • Our faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Refrain 2]

    • Through the years, we all will be together
    • If the fates allow
    • So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

    [Bridge]

    • Oh, and here we are, as in olden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • And our faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Refrain 2]

    • Through the years, we all will be together
    • If the fates allow
    • So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

    [Outro]

    • Oh, I said, have yourself a merry little Christmas now

  • This song was performed in Apple Holiday's 2013 December 18th 'Misunderstood' commercial.
  • [Verse 1: Cat Power]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Let your heart be light
    • From now on our troubles will be out of sight
    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Make the Yuletide gay
    • From now on our troubles will be miles away

    [Bridge]

    • Here we are as in golden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Chorus]

    • Through the years we all will be together and
    • If the fates allow
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bow
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

    [Verse 1: Carrie Underwood]

    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Let your heart be light
    • From now on our troubles will be out of sight
    • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
    • Let the yuletide gay
    • From now on our troubles will be miles away

    [Bridge]

    • Here were are as in olden days
    • Happy golden days of yore
    • Faithful friends who are dear to us
    • Gather near to us once more

    [Chorus X2]

    • Through the years, we all will be together
    • If the fates allow
    • Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
    • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

    [Outro]

    • A merry little Christmas

  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
  • Let your heart be light
  • From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
  • Have yourself a merry little Christmas
  • Make the Yuletide gay
  • From now on, our troubles will be miles away
  • Here we are as in olden days
  • Happy golden days of yore
  • Faithful friends who are dear to us
  • Gather near to us once more
  • Through the years we all will be together
  • If the fates allow
  • So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
  • And have yourself a merry little Christmas now

  • Do You Hear What I Hear[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa)]

    • Said the night wind to the little lamb
    • Do you see what I see (Do you see what I see)
    • Way up in the sky, little lamb
    • Do you see what I see (Do you see what I see)
    • A star, a star, dancing in the night
    • With a tail as big as a kite
    • With a tail as big as a kite

    [Verse 2]

    • Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear (Do you hear what I hear)
    • Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear (Do you hear what I hear)
    • A song, a song, high above the trees
    • With a voice as big as the sea
    • With a voice as big as the sea

    [Verse 3]

    • Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
    • Do you know what I know (Do you know what I know)
    • In your palace warm, mighty king
    • Do you know what I know (I know)
    • A Child, a Child shivers in the cold (Shivers in the cold)
    • Let us bring Him silver and gold
    • Let us bring Him silver and gold

    [Verse 4]

    • Said the king to the people everywhere
    • Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
    • Pray for peace, people everywhere!
    • Listen to what I say
    • The Child, the Child, sleeping in the night
    • He will bring us goodness and light
    • He will bring us goodness and light

    [Outro]

    • Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear

    [Verse 1 (Richard Carpenter)]

    • Said the night wind to the little lamb
    • Do you see what I see?
    • Way up in the sky, little lamb
    • Do you see what I see?
    • A star, a star, dancing in the night
    • With a tail as big as a kite
    • With a tail as big as a kite

    [Verse 2 (Karen Carpenter)]

    • Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear?
    • Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear?
    • A song, a song high above the trees
    • With a voice as big as the sea
    • With a voice as big as the sea

    [Verse 3 (Karen Carpenter)]

    • Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
    • Do you hear what I hear?
    • In your palace warm, mighty king
    • Do you hear what I hear?
    • A child, a child shivers in the cold
    • Let us bring him silver and gold
    • Let us bring him silver and gold

    [Verse 4: (Karen Carpenter, Chorus, Both)]

    • Said the king to the people everywhere
    • Listen to what I say
    • Pray for peace, people, everywhere
    • Listen to what I say
    • The child, the child sleeping in the night
    • He will bring us goodness and light
    • He will bring us goodness and light

    [Verse 1: Carrie Underwood]

    • Said the night wind to the little lamb
    • Do you see what I see?
    • Way up in the sky, little lamb
    • Do you see what I see?
    • A star, a star
    • Dancing in the night
    • With a tail as big as a kite
    • With a tail as big as a kite

    [Verse 2]

    • Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)
    • Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
    • Do you hear what I hear? (Do hear what I hear?)
    • A song, a song
    • High above the trees
    • With a voice as big as the sea
    • With a voice as big as the sea

    [Interlude]

    • Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
    • Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)

    [Verse 3]

    • In your palace, warm mighty king
    • Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)
    • A child, a child
    • Shivers in the cold
    • Let us bring him silver and gold
    • Let us bring him silver and gold

    [Verse 4]

    • Said the king to the people everywhere
    • Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
    • Pray for peace, people everywhere
    • Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
    • The child, the child
    • Sleeping in the night
    • He will bring us goodness and light
    • He will bring us goodness and light

    [Outro]

    • He will bring us goodness and light.

    All I Want For Christmas Is You[]

    [Intro: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • There is just one thing I need
    • I don't care about the presents
    • Underneath the Christmas tree
    • I just want you for my own
    • More than you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • All I want for Christmas
    • Baby is you, oh come on

    [Verse 1]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • There is just one thing I need
    • And I don't care about the presents
    • Underneath the Christmas tree
    • I don't need to hang my stocking
    • There upon the fireplace
    • Santa Claus won't make me happy
    • With a toy on Christmas Day

    [Hook]

    • I just want you for my own
    • More than you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • All I want for Christmas is you
    • Yeah, you baby (Come on, hey)

    [Verse 2]

    • Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
    • I won't even wish for snow
    • And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
    • Underneath the mistletoe
    • I won't make a list and send it
    • To the North Pole for Saint Nick
    • I won't even stay awake to
    • Hear those magic reindeer click

    [Hook]

    • 'Cause I just want you here tonight
    • Holding on to me so tight
    • What more can I do?
    • Baby all I want for Christmas is you
    • Yeah, you baby (Oh)

    [Bridge]

    • Oh, all the lights are shining (Lights are shining)
    • So brightly everywhere
    • And the sound of children's (Sound of children)
    • Laughter fills the air
    • And everyone is singing
    • I hear those sleigh bells ringing
    • Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
    • Won't you please bring my baby to me?

    [Verse 3]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • This is all I'm asking for
    • I just want to see my baby
    • Standing right outside my door

    [Hook]

    • Oh, I just want you for my own
    • More than you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • Baby, all I want for Christmas is

    [Outro]

    • You, yeah, you
    • Is you, wooh!
    • All I want for Christmas is you (All I want for Christmas is you), eh, come on baby
    • All I want for Christmas is you (All I want for Christmas is you), wooh
    • Gimme one (All I want for Christmas is you), yeah alright
    • Gimme two now (All I want for Christmas is you)
    • I said all I want for Christmas is you, yeah
    • (All I want for Christmas is you) Oh yeah
    • I don't need nobody more than you
    • No, I don't need nobody else but you
    • I don't need nobody (I don't need nobody)
    • I don't need nobody but you (I don't need nobody)
    • All I want for Christmas is you, yeah
    • Say it, (All I want for Christmas is you)
    • (All I want for Christmas is you)
    • (All I want for Christmas is you) I don't need no stocking
    • (All I want for Christmas is you) I just want a little sweet loving
    • (All I want for Christmas is you)

    [Intro: Mariah Carey]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • There is just one thing I need
    • I don't care about the presents
    • Underneath the Christmas tree
    • I just want you for my own
    • More than you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • All I want for Christmas is you, yeah

    [Verse 1]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • There is just one thing I need (And I)
    • Don't care about the presents
    • Underneath the Christmas tree
    • I don't need to hang my stocking
    • There upon the fireplace (Ah)
    • Santa Claus won't make me happy
    • With a toy on Christmas Day

    [Chorus]

    • I just want you for my own (Ooh)
    • More than you could ever know (Ooh)
    • Make my wish come true
    • All I want for Christmas is you
    • You, baby

    [Verse 2]

    • Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
    • I won't even wish for snow (And I)
    • I'm just gonna keep on waiting
    • Underneath the mistletoe
    • I won't make a list and send it
    • To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah)
    • I won't even stay awake to
    • Hear those magic reindeer click

    [Chorus]

    • 'Cause I just want you here tonight (Ooh)
    • Holding on to me so tight (Ooh)
    • What more can I do?
    • Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you
    • You, baby

    [Bridge]

    • Oh, all the lights are shining
    • So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby)
    • And the sound of children's
    • Laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah)
    • And everyone is singing (Oh yeah)
    • I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Oh)
    • Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh)
    • Won't you please bring my baby to me?

    [Verse 3]

    • Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • This is all I'm asking for (Ah)
    • I just wanna see my baby
    • Standing right outside my door

    [Chorus]

    • Oh, I just want you for my own (Ooh)
    • More than you could ever know (Ooh)
    • Make my wish come true
    • Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you

    [Outro]

    • You, baby
    • All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You)
    • All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)
    • All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You)
    • All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh)
    • All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I want, all I really want is you)

    [Intro]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • There is just one thing I need
    • I don't care about the presents
    • Underneath the Christmas tree
    • I just want you for my own
    • More than you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...

    [Verse 1]

    • I won't ask for much this Christmas
    • I won't even wish for snow
    • No, I'm just gonna keep on waiting
    • Underneath the mistletoe
    • There's no sense in hanging stockings
    • There upon the fireplace
    • 'Cause Santa he won't make me happy
    • With a toy on Christmas Day

    [Hook]

    • I just want you here tonight
    • Holding on to me so tight
    • Girl, what can I do?
    • You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...

    [Verse 2]

    • And all the lights are shining
    • So brightly everywhere
    • And the sound of children's
    • Laughter fills the air
    • And everyone is singing
    • I can hear those sleigh bells ringing
    • Santa won't you bring me the one I really love
    • Won't you please bring my baby to me...

    [Chorus]

    • I don't want a lot for Christmas
    • This is all I'm asking for
    • No, I just wanna see my baby
    • Standing right outside my door
    • Oh I just want you for my own
    • More that you could ever know
    • Make my wish come true
    • You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...
    • Is you...

    December Prayer[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]

    • In the touch of a friend, in the breath of a child
    • In the eyes of a soldier coming home to his mother's grateful smile
    • In the sight of falling snow, and the memories it brings
    • In the season when you find some peace, in the simple tender things
    • Open your heart and look around, listen listen

    [Chorus]

    • Hear the song within the silence
    • See the beauty when there's nothing there
    • Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
    • And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
    • To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
    • A December Prayer

    [Verse 2]

    • In the strength of your hand as it holds unto mine
    • And the promise that we're not alone in this place and time
    • In the gifts that you give I am humbled and amazed
    • Far beyond this day and time of year
    • We are in a state of grace
    • Open your heart and look around, listen listen

    [Chorus]

    • Hear the song within the silence
    • See the beauty when there's nothing there
    • Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
    • And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
    • To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
    • A December Prayer
    • Listen listen
    • Hear the song within the silence
    • See the beauty when there's nothing there
    • Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
    • And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
    • To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
    • A December Prayer

    Silent Night[]

    • Silent night, holy night.
    • All is calm, all is bright.
    • Round yon virgin mother and child.
    • Holy infant so tender and mild.
    • Sleep in heavenly peace.
    • Sleep in heavenly peace...
    • Oh silent night, holy night.
    • Shepherds quake at the sight.
    • Glories stream from heaven above.
    • Heavenly hosts sing, sing Alleluia.
    • Christ, the Savior, is born
    • Christ, our Savior, is
    • Christ, our Savior, is
    • Christ, our Savior, is born...
    • (Silent night) Silent night, holy night
    • Silent night, oh
    • Silent night, oh
    • Silent night, oh
    • When Christ was born, when Christ was born
    • Silent night, oh
    • Hm, hm

    Holly Jolly Christmas[]

    • Have a holly, jolly Christmas
    • It's the best time of the year
    • I don't know if there'll be snow
    • But have a cup of cheer
    • Have a holly, jolly Christmas
    • And when we walk down the street
    • Say "Hello" to friends you know
    • And everyone we meet
    • Oh, ho, the mistletoe
    • Hung where you can see
    • Somebody waits for you
    • Kiss him once for me
    • Have a holly jolly Christmas
    • And in case you didn't hear
    • Oh by golly, have a holly
    • Jolly Christmas this year (Come on)
    • Oh, ho, the mistletoe
    • Hung where you can see
    • Somebody waits for you
    • Kiss him once for me
    • Have a holly jolly Christmas
    • And in case you didn't hear
    • Oh by golly, have a holly
    • Jolly Christmas this year (Have a holly, jolly Christmas), yeah

    [Intro: Chorus]

    • Ding-dong-ding
    • Ding-dong-ding

    [Verse 1: Burl Ives, Chorus, both]

    • Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
    • It's the best time of the year (Ding-dong-ding)
    • I don't know if there'll be snow
    • But have a cup of cheer
    • Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
    • And when you walk down the street (Ding-dong-ding)
    • Say hello to friends you know
    • And everyone you meet
    • Oh ho, the mistletoe
    • Hung where you can see
    • Somebody waits for you (Ahh)
    • Kiss her once for me
    • Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
    • And in case you didn't hear (Ding-dong-ding)
    • Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year

    [Interlude: Chorus]

    • Have a holly jolly Christmas
    • It's the best time of the year

    [Verse 2: Burl Ives, Chorus, both]

    • Have a holly jolly Christmas
    • And when you walk down the street
    • Say hello to friends you know
    • And everyone you meet
    • Oh ho, the mistletoe
    • Hung where you can see
    • Somebody waits for you (Ahhh)
    • Kiss her once for me
    • Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
    • And in case you didn't hear (Ding-dong-ding)
    • Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year

    [Outro: Chorus]

    • Ding-dong-ding-dong
    • Ding-dong-ding-dong
    • Ding-dong-ding

    White Christmas[]

    • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    • Just like the ones I used to know
    • Where the treetops glisten
    • And children listen
    • To hear sleigh bells in the snow
    • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    • With every Christmas card I write
    • May your days be merry and bright
    • And may all your Christmases be white, oh
    • Oh, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    • With every Christmas card I write
    • May your days be merry and bright
    • And may all your Christmases be white
    • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    • I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
    • I'm dreaming, dreaming of a white Christmas, oh yeah
    • I'm dream, dreaming of a white Christmas

    I'll Be Home for Christmas[]

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]

    • I'm dreaming tonight of a place I love,
    • Even more than I usually do.
    • And although I know it's a long road back,
    • I promise you.

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • I'll be home for Christmas.
    • You can count on me.
    • Please have snow and mistletoe,
    • And presents on the tree.

    [Chorus]

    • Christmas Eve will find me,
    • Where the love light gleams.
    • I'll be home for Christmas,
    • If only in my dreams.

    [Pre-Chorus: Aaron Lohr]

    • I'll be home for Christmas.
    • You can plan on me.
    • Please have snow and mistletoe,
    • And presents on the tree.

    [Chorus: Idina Menzel & Aaron Lohr]

    • Christmas Eve will find me,
    • Where the love light gleams.
    • I'll be home for Christmas,
    • If only in my dreams.
    • If only in my dreams...

  • I'll be home for Christmas.
  • You can plan on me.
  • Please have snow and mistletoe, and presents by the tree.
    • Christmas eve will find me where the love light breathes.
    • I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams.
    • I'll be home for Christmas.
    • You can plan on me.
    • Please have some snow and mistletoe, and presents by the tree.
    • Christmas eve will find you where the love light breathes.
    • I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.
    • I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams...

    It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas[]

    [Verse 1: Johnny Mathis]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    • Everywhere you go
    • Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again
    • With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

    [Verse 2]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    • Toys in every store
    • But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
    • On your own front door

    [Verse 3]

    • A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
    • Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
    • Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
    • Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
    • And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

    [Verse 4]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    • Everywhere you go;
    • There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
    • The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

    [Verse 5]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
    • Soon the bells will start
    • And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
    • Right within your heart
    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
    • Christmas (Christmas, Christmas)

    [Verse 1: Meghan Trainor]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
    • Everywhere you go
    • Take a look in the five-and-ten
    • Glistening once again
    • With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

    [Verse 2]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
    • Toys in every store
    • But the prettiest sight to see
    • Is the holly that will be
    • On your own front door

    [Bridge]

    • A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots
    • Is the wish of Barney and Ben
    • Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
    • Is the hope of Janice and Jen
    • And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again

    [Verse 3]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
    • Everywhere you go
    • There's a tree in the Grand Hotel
    • The one in the park as well
    • The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
    • You might also like

    [Verse 4]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
    • Soon, all the bells will start
    • And the thing that will make 'em ring
    • Is the carol that you sing
    • Right within your heart

    [Interlude]

    • Ooh, ooh

    [Verse 4]

    • Oh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
    • Soon the bells will start (Oh)
    • And the thing that will make 'em ring
    • Is the carol that you sing
    • Right within your heart

    [Outro]

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Like Christmas)
    • Christmas (Like Christmas)
    • Christmas, mmm, mmm

    Perry Como, Mitchell Ayres & The Fontane Sisters

    • It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

    Everywhere you go Take a look in the five-and-ten Glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be On your own front door

    A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots Is the wish of Barney and Ben Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Janice and Jen And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Now there's a tree in the Grand Hotel One in, the park as well The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring Is the carol that you sing Right within your heart

    A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots Is the wish of Barney and Ben Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Janice and Jen And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again

    Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

    It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring Is the carol that you sing

    Right within your heart

    Let It Snow[]

    • Oh, the weather outside is frightful
    • But the fire is so delightful
    • And since we've no place to go
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • Now, it doesn't show signs of stoppin'
    • And I brought some corn for poppin'
    • The lights are turned way down low
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • When we finally kiss goodnight (Finally kiss goodnight)
    • How I'll hate going out in the storm
    • But if you really hold me tight
    • All the way home I'll be warm
    • Oh, the fire is slowly dying
    • And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
    • But as long as you love me so
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • Oh, the weather outside is frightful
    • But the fire is so delightful
    • And since we've no place to go
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • When we finally kiss goodnight (Finally kiss goodnight)
    • How I'll hate going out in the storm
    • But if you really hold me tight
    • All the way home I'll be warm
    • The fire is slowly dying
    • And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
    • But as long as you love me so
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • Let it snow

    [Verse: Martina McBride]

    • Oh, the weather outside is frightful
    • But the fire is so delightful
    • And since we've no place to go
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
    • It doesn't show signs of stopping
    • And I brought some corn for popping
    • The lights are turned way down low
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

    [Bridge]

    • When we finally say good night
    • How I'll hate going out in the storm
    • But if you really hold me tight
    • All the way home I'll be warm

    [Chrous]

    • Oh the fire is slowly dying
    • And, my dear, we're still "good-bye-ing"
    • But as long as you love me so
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

    [Outro]

    • Oh the fire is slowly dying
    • And, my dear, we're still "good-bye-ing"
    • But as long as you love me so
    • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (x3)

    Here Comes Santa Claus[]

    [Verse 1: Gene Autry]

    • Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
    • Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins.
    • Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright.
    • So hang your stockings and say your prayers 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    [Verse 2]

    • Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
    • He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again.
    • Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, oh what a beautiful sight.
    • So jump in bed and cover your head 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    [Instrumental break]

    [Verse 3]

    • Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
    • He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, He loves you just the same.
    • Santa Claus knows we're all God's children That makes everything right.
    • So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    [Verse 4]

    • Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
    • He'll come around when chimes ring out that it's Christmas morn' again.
    • Peace on Earth will come to all if we just follow the light.
    • So let's give thanks to the lord above 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    [Instrumental break]

    [Verse 5]

    • Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
    • Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins.
    • Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright.
    • Hang your stockings and say your prayers 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

    You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch[]

    [Verse 1]

    • You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    • You really are a heel
    • You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
    • Mr. Grinch
    • You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

    [Verse 2]

    • You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
    • Your heart's an empty hole
    • Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul
    • Mr. Grinch
    • I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    [Verse 3]

    • You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
    • You have termites in your smile
    • You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
    • Mr. Grinch
    • Given a choice between the two of you
    • I'd take the seasick crocodile!

    [Verse 4]

    • You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
    • You're a nasty-wasty skunk
    • Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
    • Mr. Grinch
    • The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
    • "Stink, stank, stunk!"

    [Verse 5]

    • You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
    • You're the king of sinful sots
    • Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
    • Mr. Grinch
    • Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    • Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
    • Mangled up in tangled up knots!

    [Verse 6]

    • You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
    • With a nauseous super "naus"!
    • You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss
    • Mr. Grinch
    • You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
    • With arsenic sauce!

    Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer[]

    • You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen... but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
    • Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
    • And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
    • All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
    • They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games
    • Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
    • "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
    • Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee
    • Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in history.

  • You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen... but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
  • Yeah! Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose
  • And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
  • All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
  • They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games
  • Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
  • "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
  • Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee
  • Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in history.

  • Jingle Bell Rock[]

    [Verse 1: Bobby Helms]

    • Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
    • Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
    • Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
    • Now, the jingle hop has begun

    [Verse 2]

    • Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
    • Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
    • Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
    • In the frosty air

    [Bridge]

    • What a bright time, it's the right time
    • To rock the night away
    • Jingle bell time is a swell time
    • To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh

    [Verse 3]

    • Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet
    • Jingle around the clock
    • Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
    • That's the jingle bell rock

    [Verse 4]

    • Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
    • Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
    • Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
    • In the frosty air

    [Bridge]

    • What a bright time, it's the right time
    • To rock the night away
    • Jingle bell time is a swell time
    • To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh

    [Outro]

    • Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet
    • Jingle around the clock
    • Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
    • That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell rock.

  • Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
  • Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
  • Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
  • Now the jingle hop has begun
  • Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
  • Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
  • Dancing and prancing in jingle bell square
  • In the frosty air
  • What a bright time, it's the right time
  • To rock the night away
  • Jingle bell time is a swell time
  • To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
  • Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
  • Jingle around the clock
  • Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
  • That's the jingle bell rock

  • Sleigh Ride[]

    • Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "yoo hoo!" (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy and cozy are we (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
    • Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

    [Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Queen Elsa of Arendelle)]

    • Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too
    • A-come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
    • Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling, "Yoo hoo"
    • Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

    [Verse 2]

    • Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up let's go (Let's go)
    • Let's look at the show
    • We're riding in a wonderland of snow
    • Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand (It's Grand)
    • Just holding your hand
    • We're gliding along with a song of a wintry fairy land
    • Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
    • We're snuggled close together like two birds of a feather would be
    • Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
    • A-come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

    [Verse 3]

    • There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Gray
    • It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
    • We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
    • At the fireplace where we'll watch the chestnuts pop: Pop-pop-pop
    • There's a happy feeling (Happy feeling) nothing in the world can buy
    • When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
    • It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
    • These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives
    • These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives, Hey

    [Bridge]

    • Together with you
    • Za-doo-da, doo-doo-da, doo-doo-ee

    [Verse 4]

    • Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up let's go
    • Let's look at the show
    • We're riding in a wonderland of snow
    • Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand
    • Just holding your hand
    • We're gliding along with a song of a wintry fairy land
    • Oh, it's just nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
    • We've snuggled close together like two birds of a feather would be
    • Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
    • Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together
    • With you

    Rocking Around the Christmas Tree[]

    [Verse: Brenda Lee]

    • Rocking around the Christmas tree, At the Christmas party hop
    • Mistletoe hung where you can see, Every couple tries to stop
    • Rocking around the Christmas tree, Let the Christmas spirit ring
    • Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, And we'll do some caroling

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • You will get a sentimental feeling, When you hear
    • Voices singing let's be jolly, Deck the halls with boughs of holly

    [Chorus]

    • Rocking around the Christmas tree, Have a happy holiday.
    • Everyone dancing merrily, In the new old-fashioned way.

    Winter Wonderland[]

    • Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
    • In the lane, snow is glistening?
    • A beautiful sight
    • We're happy tonight
    • Walking in a winter wonderland
    • Gone away is the bluebird
    • Here to stay is a new bird
    • He sings a love song
    • As we stroll along
    • Walking in a winter wonderland
    • In the meadow we can build a snowman
    • And pretend that he is Parson Brown
    • He'll say "Are you married?", we'll say "No, man
    • But you can do the job when you're in town."
    • Later on, we'll conspire
    • As we dream by the fire
    • To face unafraid
    • The plans that we've made
    • Walking in a winter wonderland

  • Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
  • In the lane, snow is glistening
  • A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight
  • Walking in a winter wonderland
  • Gone away is the bluebird
  • Here to stay is a new bird
  • He sings a love song, As we go along
  • Walking in a winter wonderland
  • In a meadow, we can build a snowman
  • We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown
  • He'll say, "Are you married?"
  • We'll say, "No, man, But you can do the job while you're in town"
  • Later on, we'll conspire
  • As we dream by the fire
  • To face unafraid, The plans that we've made
  • Walking in a winter wonderland, hey
  • We'll be walking in a winter wonderland

  • Christmas/Baby Please Come Home[]

    [Intro]

    • Oh, oh
    • Yeah, yeah, oh, oh
    • Ooh, yeah, yeah

    [Chorus]

    • (Christmas) The snow's coming down
    • (Christmas) I'm watching it fall
    • (Christmas) Lots of people around
    • (Christmas) Baby, please come home
    • (Christmas) The church bells in town
    • (Christmas) Are ringing in song
    • (Christmas) Full of happy sounds
    • (Christmas) Baby, please come home

    [Verse 1]

    • (Ah) They're singing "Deck The Halls"
    • (Ah) But it's not like Christmas at all
    • (Ah) 'Cause I remember when you were here
    • (Ah) And all the fun we had last year

    [Chorus]

    • (Christmas) Pretty lights on the tree
    • (Christmas) I'm watching them shine
    • (Christmas) You should be here with me
    • (Christmas) Baby, please come home

    [Instrumental Bridge]

    [Verse 1]

    • (Ah) They're singing "Deck The Halls"
    • (Ah) But it's not like Christmas at all
    • (Ah) 'Cause I remember when you were here
    • (Ah) And all the fun we had last year

    [Chorus]

    • (Christmas) If there was a way
    • (Christmas) I'd hold back this tear
    • (Christmas) But it's Christmas day

    [Outro]

    • (Please) Please
    • (Please) Please
    • (Please) Please (Please) Please (Please, please)
    • Baby, please come home (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home (Christmas)
    • Oh, yeah, yeah (Christmas)
    • Woo (Christmas)
    • Woo (Christmas)
    • Oh, yeah (Christmas)

    [Intro: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen/Nancy Tremaine)

    • (Christmas), the snow's coming down (Christmas)
    • I'm watching it fall (Christmas)
    • All the people around (Christmas)
    • Please come home (Christmas)
    • The church bells in town (Christmas)
    • All ringing in song (Christmas)
    • Full of happy sounds (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home

    [Verse]

    • They're singing "Deck The Halls"
    • But it's not like Christmas at all
    • 'Cause I remember when you were here
    • And all the fun we had last year

    [Chorus]

    • (Christmas), pretty lights on the tree (Christmas)
    • I'm watching them shine (Christmas)
    • You should be here with me (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home

    [Bridge]

    • Yeah

    [Verse]

    • They're singing "Deck The Halls"
    • But it's not like Christmas at all
    • 'Cause I remember when you were here
    • And all the fun we had last year

    [Chorus]

    • (Christmas), if there was a way (Christmas)
    • I'd hold back this tear (Christmas)
    • But it's Christmas day

    [Outro]

    • Please, please, please, please
    • Please, please, please, please
    • Please, please, please, please, please
    • Baby, please come home (Christmas)
    • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh (Christmas)
    • I need you home with me (Christmas)
    • Oh, yeah (Christmas)
    • Oh (Christmas)
    • Woo (Christmas)
    • Oh, yeah (Christmas)
    • (Christmas)
    • Now please (Christmas)
    • Baby, please come home, yeah (Christmas)
    • (Christmas)
    • (Christmas)

    Santa Baby[]

    • Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
    • Been an awful good girl
    • Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible, too, light blue
    • I'll wait up for you, dear
    • Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Think of all the fun I've missed
    • Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
    • Next year I could be oh so good
    • If you'd check off my Christmas list
    • Boo doo bee doo
    • Santa honey, I want a yacht and really that's
    • Not a lot
    • I've been an angel all year
    • Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
    • To a platinum mine
    • Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
    • Sign your 'X' on the line
    • Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Come and trim my Christmas tree
    • With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
    • I really do believe in you
    • Let's see if you believe in me
    • Boo doo bee doo
    • Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
    • I don't mean on a phone
    • Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Hurry down the chimney tonight
    • Hurry down the chimney tonight

    Happy Holidays/The Holiday Season[]

    [Chorus]

    • Happy holiday (Happy holiday)
    • Happy holiday (Happy Holiday)
    • While the merry bells keep ringing
    • Happy holidays to you! (Happy holiday, happy holiday)

    [Verse 1]

    • It's the holiday season
    • And Santa Claus is coming 'round
    • The Christmas snow is white on the ground
    • When ol' Santa gets into town
    • He'll be coming down the chimney, down!
    • (He'll be coming down the chimney, down!)

    [Verse 2]

    • It's the holiday season
    • And Santa Claus has got a toy
    • For every good girl and good little boy
    • Santa's a great big bundle of joy
    • When he's coming down the chimney, down!
    • (When he's coming down the chimney, down!)

    [Verse 3]

    • He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
    • And lots of goodies for you and for me
    • So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
    • Hanging on the Christmas tree!
    • You might also like

    [Refrain]

    • It's the holiday season
    • (The holiday season)
    • With the whoop-de-do and dickory dock
    • And don't forget to hang up your sock
    • 'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
    • He'll be coming down the chimney, down!
    • (He'll be coming down the chimney, down!)

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
    • And lots of goodies for you and for me
    • So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
    • Hanging on the Christmas tree

    [Refrain]

    • It's the holiday season
    • (The holiday season)
    • With the whoop-de-do and dickory dock
    • And don't forget to hang up your sock
    • 'Cause at just exactly at 12 o'clock
    • He'll be coming down the chimney
    • Coming down the chimney
    • Coming down the chimney, down!

    [Pre-Chorus]

    • He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
    • And lots of goodies for you and me
    • So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
    • Hanging on the Christmas tree

    [Refrain]

    • It's the holiday season
    • With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
    • And don't forget to hang up your sock
    • 'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
    • He'll be coming down the chimney
    • Coming down the chimney
    • Coming down the chimney, down!

    [Refrain]

    • He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
    • And lots of goodies for you and me
    • So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
    • Hanging on the Christmas tree

    [Chorus]

    • Happy holiday
    • Happy holiday
    • While the merry bells keep ringing
    • Happy holidays to you
    • Happy holiday
    • Happy holiday
    • May the calendar keep bringing
    • Happy holidays to you
    • To you
    • Happy holiday
    • Happy holiday
    • Happy holiday

    Dynasty Warriors[]

    [Refrain]

    • Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you

    [Verse 1]

    • ひんやり冷たい水色 淀みもなく放つBrightness
    • 騙されない 真実だけ 見極めてく
    • 大切な約束を 果たすその時まで
    • 甘やかさないの

    [Verse 2]

    • 心に巣食う弱さにも 戸窓わせる偽りにも
    • 耳を貸せば だめにされる 気づくことね
    • 伸しかかる運命の 重さに喘ぐなら
    • 支えたいの 私の それが役目

    [Chorus 1]

    • お仕置きね 覚悟をして
    • わがっているはずよ Punish
    • 待っている 待ち続けている 目醒める日を
    • この思い誰にも負けない
    • 信じてるひとのために

    [Verse 3]

    • つないできた絆だって 気をつけてなけらばBreaking
    • ふらつくのは もうそろそろ 終わりにして
    • 険しい道選んでも ただ一緒にいくだけ
    • わかっている あなたの 真実(ほんとう)の才能(ちから)

    [Chorus 2]

    • お仕置きはご褒美じゃない
    • 勘違いしないでPunish
    • 遠すぎてどんなに明日が 見えなくても
    • この誓い必ず貫く
    • 守りたいひとのために

    [Chorus 3]

    • お仕置きね 覚悟をして
    • やればできるはずよPunish
    • 待っている 待ち続けている 目醒める日を
    • この思い誰にも負けない

    (信じてるひとのために [Refrain]

    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you

    English

    [Refrain]

    • Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you

    [Verse 1]

    • You give turn a chilly light blue before beaming at me with boundless Brightness
    • You can't fool me. Try weighing in on reality for once.
    • Until the time when our precious arrangement is met,
    • I won't be soft on you.

    [Verse 2]

    • If you lend an ear to the weaknesses eating away at your heart,
    • and the anxiety you hide with lies, you'll know it's bad to keep that act up.
    • If the weight of your borne destiny makes you short of breath,
    • then I want to support you. That is my duty.

    [Chorus 1]

    • Time to punish you. Better get ready.
    • You should know why that I Punish
    • I'll be waiting for you, always, for the day when you wake up.
    • No one else can top my feelings,
    • since they're for the person I believe in.

    [Verse 3]

    • Even the good will you have now will be Breaking if you don't pay attention.
    • It's about time you stopped goofing off.
    • I'll be with you, even for the steep path you choose,
    • because I know your true power.

    [Chorus 2]

    • My punishment is not a reward.
    • Don't misunderstand me when I Punish
    • No matter how unclear tomorrow may be,
    • my oath will always see me through
    • for the person I want to protect

    [Chorus 3]

    • Time for punishment. Better get ready.
    • You should be able to do this or I Punish
    • I'll be waiting for you, always waiting, for the day when you wake up.
    • My feelings won't lose to anyone,
    • because they're for the person I believe in.

    [Refrain]

    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
    • Punish you, Punish you, Punish you

    [Verse 1: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • やればできるのに ふらついてばかり
    • 全力でただ はあ… 怠けてるだけ だけど
    • 運命が 試練が 容赦なく 覚悟を迫る
    • どうすればいい?
    • 果てし無い 日々も 支え合えたなら
    • GOING ON DAY BY DAY

    [Chorus 1: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • 迷う日も 悩める日も 真っ直ぐ歩いていく
    • 道なき道でも 新たな 時代を拓いて ゆく 今
    • きっと I PROMISE

    [Verse 2: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • わかっている その胸に吹く嵐
    • 立つべき時は 今 でも圧し掛かる 不安
    • 大丈夫 そばにいて そばにいる
    • どんな道でも 何が待とうと
    • 一途に 信じ 自分らしいやり方で
    • STEP BY STEP

    [Chorus 2: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • 平和に暮らせる日々に 必ず辿り着く
    • 道は遠くても 寄り添い 歩き続けて ゆく 今
    • きっと I PROMISE

    [Bridge: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • 何があろうと 時が経とうと
    • ずっと ずっと そばにいると約束しよう

    [Chorus 3: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]

    • 言葉にしない信念が 繋いでいく 二人を
    • 受け継いだ想い擁き 次代を築いていく
    • 約束を 胸に 私も 俺も 歩んで ゆく 今
    • 永久に I PROMISE
    • 水色の空の下で 今 I PROMISE YOU


    Wonderful Tonight[]

    [Verse 1]

    • It's late in the evening, she's wondering what clothes to wear
    • She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair
    • And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
    • And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight"

    [Verse 2]

    • We go to a party and everyone turns to see
    • This beautiful lady that's walking around with me
    • And then she asks me "Do you feel all right?"
    • And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight"

    [Bridge]

    • I feel wonderful because I see
    • The love light in your eyes
    • And the wonder of it all
    • Is that you just don't realize how much I love you

    [Verse 3]

    • It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head
    • So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed
    • And then I tell her, as I turn out the light
    • I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight
    • Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight"

    Lambada/On The Floor[]

    [Intro: Pitbull & Jennifer Lopez]

    • JLo!
    • Ya tú sabes, no es más nada
    • It's a new generation
    • Mr. Worldwide!
    • Of party people
    • Yeah, get on the floor, dale
    • Get on the floor, RedOne
    • Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, ha!

    [Verse 1: Pitbull]

    • I'm loose (I'm loose)
    • And everybody knows I get off the chain
    • Babe, it's the truth (It's the truth)
    • I'm like Inception, I play with your brain
    • So I don't sleep or snooze (Snooze)
    • I don't play no games so d-d-don't-don't-don't get it confused, no
    • 'Cause you will lose, yeah
    • Now, now pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up
    • And back it up, like a Tonka truck, dale!

    [Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull & Both]

    • If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor (Hey)
    • If you're a party freak, then step on the floor (Yeah)
    • If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
    • Break a sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor (Ah)
    • Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up (Woo!)
    • Pick your body up and drop it on the floor (Hey)
    • Let the rhythm change your world on the floor (Hahaha)
    • You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
    • Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
    • Straight to L.A., New York, Vegas to Africa (Ah)

    [Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]

    • Dance the night away
    • Live your life, and stay young on the floor (Hahaha)
    • Dance the night away
    • Grab somebody, drink a little more
    • Así mismo, así me gusta, así me gusta, así me gusta
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)

    [Verse 3: Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull & Both]

    • I know you got it, clap your hands on the floor (Hey)
    • And keep on rocking, rock it up on the floor (Yeah)
    • If you're a criminal, kill it on the floor
    • Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor (Yeah)
    • Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up (Woo!)
    • It's getting ill, it's getting sick on the floor (Hey)
    • We never quit, we never rest on the floor (Yeah)
    • If I am not wrong, we'll probably die on the floor
    • Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
    • Straight to L.A., New York, Vegas to Africa (Dale)

    [Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]

    • Dance the night away
    • Live your life, and stay young on the floor (Ha, dale, así me gusta)
    • Dance the night away
    • Grab somebody, drink a little more
    • Dale, así me gusta, así me gusta, así me gusta
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)

    [Verse 4: Pitbull]

    • That badonkadonk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy
    • Seven-trey donkey donk (Yeah)
    • All I need is some vodka and some chonky Coke
    • And watch, shit gon' get Donkey Konged (Hahaha)
    • Baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy
    • I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale
    • Don't believe me, just bet me (Hahaha)
    • My name ain't Keith, but I see why you sweat me (Hahaha)
    • L.A., Miami, New York
    • Say no more, get on the floor (Woo)

    [Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]

    • Dance the night away
    • Live your life, and stay young on the floor
    • Dance the night away
    • Grab somebody, drink a little more
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Woo!)
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
    • La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
    • Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor

    Songs[]

    • When You Wish Upon a Star (Pinocchio)
    • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Mary Poppins)
    • Heigh-Ho (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
    • The Bare Necessities (The Jungle Book) (Run while you can, savages! You're no match for my Juggernaut! Now, move out! ~Huang Yueying, Conquest of Nan Zhong)
    • You've Got a Friend in Me - Randy Newman (Toy Story 1995)
    • Almost There (OST The Princess and the Frog) - Anika Noni Rose
      • Gonna Take You There (Going down the Bayou) - Ray (Jim Cummings)
      • Down in New Orleans (Prologue, Finale) - Anika Noni Rose
    • I'll Make a Man out of You (Mulan) - Donny Osmond
      • Reflection - Lea Salonga, Christina Aguilera
    • When Will My Life Begin (Tangled) - Mandy Moore
      • (Reprise 2)
      • Wind In My Hair (Tangled: The Series)
      • I See The Light - Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi (Mandy and Taylor were prepared to fall in love in all sorts of brand new ways, but it goes beyond anything they could have ever imagined.)
      • Something That I Want (DTS, Dolby Digital In Selected Theatres, SDDS Sony Dynamic Digital Sound In Selected Theatres, Domestic Prints By Deluxe, International Prints by Technicolor)
    • Let It Go - Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato (GEICO Camel 2014) (Original Soundtrack Available on Walt Disney Records, Video Games Available from Disney Interactive Studios, Prints by DELUXE, Dolby Atmos In Selected Theatres, Kodak Motion Picture Film, Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. This Picture Made Under The Jurisdiction of IATSE Affiliated with A.F.L.-C.I.O.-C-L-C.
      • Frozen: The Broadway Musical - Caissie Levy
    • Something There (Beauty and the Beast)
      • Belle (opening)
      • Beauty and the Beast - Celine Dion, Voctave, Sanda Patty
      • Be Our Guest (ROBLOX)
    • A Whole New World - Aladdin and Jasmine
      • Friend Like Me - Will Smith, Robin Williams
    • Under the Sea - Samuel E. Wright (feat. Jodi Benson) (OST The Little Mermaid)
      • Part of Your World - Jodi Benson
      • Kiss the Girl - Samuel E. Wright (Postpartum)
    • The Jungle Book
      • The Circle of Life
      • Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John, Elliot Yamin, Sarah Paxton (Dynasty Warriors Couples)
    • Love Is An Open Door - Kristen Bell and Santino Fontana (Progressive On Ice)
    • For The First Time In Forever - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel
      • (The Broadway Musical) - Patti Murin, Caissie Levy, Original Broadway Cast of Frozen
      • (Reprise version)
    • Moana (How Far I'll Go) - Auli'i Cravalho, Da Tweekaz, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Mark Mancini
      • I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) - Auli'i Cravalho
      • (Reprise)
      • Shiny - Jemaine Clement
      • An Innocent Warrior
      • Where You Are
    • Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Frozen II Sneak Peek)
    • Do You Want To Build A Snowman? - Kristen Bell, Katie Lopez, Agatha Lee Monn (Golden Winter Badge: It doesn't have to be a Snowman)
    • Some Things Never Change - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad
    • Into the Unknown - Idina Menzel, Aurora (McDonald's Commercial)
      • Panic! At The Disco
    • Lost in the Woods - Jonathan Groff, Weezer
    • Show Yourself - Idina Menzel, Evan Rachel Wood
    • The Next Right Thing - Kristen Bell
    • Touch the Sky - Julie Fowlis
    • Once Upon a Dream (Maleficent) - Lana Del Rey
    • Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas) - Judy Kuhn
    • Where Did I Put That Thing / Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (Cinderella) - Verma Felton
    • Here comes Elastigirl - Michael Giacchino, DCappella
    • Disney Princesses Medley
    • Disenchanted
      • The Magic of Andalasia - James Marsden & Idina Menzel
      • Love Power (Original, End Credits version) - Idina Menzel
      • (Reprise) - Amy Adams
      • Even More Enchanted - Amy Adams

  • Prince Ali (Aladdin)
  • Beauty and the Beast
    • The Mob Song
  • The Princess and the Frog
    • Friends on the Other Side
  • The Little Mermaid
    • Poor Unfortunate Souls - Pat Carroll

  • Do What You Gotta Do - Dove Cameron & Cheyenne Jackson
  • Night Falls - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson, and more
  • One Kiss - Sofia Carson, Dove Cameron, China Anne McClain
  • My Once Upon a Time - Dove Cameron
  • Break This Down - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson
  • If Only - Dove Cameron
  • Chillin' Like a Villain - Sofia Carson, Cameron Boyce, Mitchell Hope, Booboo Stewart
  • Poor Unfortunate Souls - China Anne McClain
  • Good to be Bad - Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson

  • Britney Spears - Crazy
  • Big Big World - Emilia Eydberg
  • Yesterday Once More - The Carpenters ("Come back later and try again!" ~Xiao Qiao)
    • Top of the World
  • The Color of the Night - Lauren Christy
  • Summer Kiss Winter Tears - Elvis Presley
  • The End of the World - Skeeter Davis
  • Right Here Waiting For You - Richard Marx
  • Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks
  • Everything I Do, I Do It For You - Bryan Adams ("I'm much tougher than I look!" ~Da Qiao
  • All Out of Love - Air Supply
  • I just called to say I love you - Stevie Wonder
  • Because I love you - Shakin' Stevens
  • Hello - Lionel Richie
    • Say You, Say Me
  • Careless Whisper - George Michael
  • Casablanca - Bertie Higgins (OST Casablanca 1942)
  • The Power of Love - Celine Dion
    • My Heart Will Go On
  • Hotel California - Eagles
  • How can I tell her - Lobo
  • Without You - Mariah Carey, Harry Milsson (Heinz Ketchup 2016)
  • Caravan of Life - Tokyo Square
  • Unbreak My Heart - Toni Braxton
  • Cherish - Kool & The Gang
  • Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You - Glenn Medeiros, George Benson
  • Say You Will - Kanye West
  • Lemon Tree - Fools Garden
  • Barbie Girl - Aqua
  • Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera
  • It's Gonna Be Me - NSYNC
    • I Want You Back
    • Bye Bye Bye
    • Tearin' Up My Heart
  • I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys (GEICO Believe It)
    • As Long As You Love Me
    • Larger Than Life
    • Everybody
  • I Need To Know - Marc Anthony
  • Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
    • Oops, I Did It Again
  • The Day You Went Away - M2M
  • Frozen - Madonna (Kodak Motion Picture Products)
  • Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
  • Everybody's Talkin' - Harry Nilsson
  • Take Me To Your Heart - Michael Learns to Rock
    • That's Why You Go Away
  • Let Her Go - Passenger
  • Immortals - Fall Out Boy (OST Big Hero 6) (Prints by Fotokem)
    • Centuries
    • Uma Thurman (Brie Is A Man)
    • My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) (OST WWE RAW 25)
  • Turtles - Happy Together (OST Minions) (Heinz Commercial)
  • Donovan - Mellow Yellow (Auro 11.1 by Barco)
  • Here I Go Again - Whitesnake (GEICO Motorcycle; I do)
  • Pompeii - Bastille (OST Mr. Peabody & Sherman)
  • Firework - Katy Perry (OST Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted)
    • Roar
    • Wide Awake
    • Part of Me (Jiang Wei is here!)
    • Teenage Dream
  • Feel The Light - Jennifer Lopez (OST Home) (Mandy Moore cradling baby bump)
    • If You Had My Love
    • On The Floor (Lambada)
    • Love Don't Cost A Thing
  • Let Me Take You To Rio (Rio 2) (Film Prints by Kodak Motion Picture Film, Datasat Digital Sound In Selected Theatres)
    • Beautiful Creatures
  • Sugar - Maroon 5
    • This Love
    • Girls Like You (feat. Cardi B)
    • One More Night
    • Memories
  • Imagine Dragons - Zero (OST Ralph Breaks the Internet)
    • Believer, It’s Time, Whatever It Takes, Natural, Next To Me, Shots, Start Over, Mouth of the River, Demons, Thunder (Produced with the participation of the Canadian Film or Video/Province of British Columbia Production Services Tax Credit, Printed on Eastman Kodak Motion Picture Film)
    • On Top of the World (Angry Birds Movie)
    • Radioactive (The Host)
  • OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Earth to Echo)
  • Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Sonic the Hedgehog)
  • Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars - Uptown Funk (Sonic the Hedgehog 2)
  • Alan Walker
    • Faded ft. Julia Wu (Anna sacrifices herself for Elsa)
    • Different World ft. K-391, Sofia Carson, Julia Wu
    • Spectre (ft. Eric Chou)
    • Ignite ft. K-391
    • Darkside
    • I Know I'm Not Alone
  • Cartoon
    • On & On
    • C U Again
  • Lost Sky - Fearless
    • Part II (ft. Chris Linton)
  • Let Me Be Myself - 3 Doors Down (So easy a caveman can do it.)
  • proud of you - Fiona Fung (English) (Family Feud: If people could have spare body parts, name something you wouldn't mind having an extra one of. You said: [laughter] an extra [censored]... survey said...)
    • See Me Fly - Joey Yung (English) (Use positive thinking and tell me something you see in your future. You said: a good job. Survey said...)
  • a little love - Fiona Fung (English)
  • Shining Friends - Fiona Fung
  • Forever Friend - Fiona Fung
  • I’m Waiting for your Dream - Sarah Chen
  • Let Me Love You - DJ Snake, Justin Bieber
  • All Star - Smash Mouth (Progressive Insurance)
  • Closer - The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey
    • Something Just Like This ft. Coldplay
  • Hymn for the Weekend - Coldplay (Shoot across the skies)
  • Shape of You - Ed Sheeran
  • Perfect - Ed Sheeran, Beyonce
  • Love paradise - Kelly Chen
  • We Are One - Yisa Yu
  • Toy-Box
    • Tarzan and Jane
    • Earth, Wind, Water & Fire
    • Best Friend
    • The Sailor Song
    • e.t.
    • Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo (Diamond Winter Badge: Let it go! ~Elsa)
  • All of Me - John Legend (ft. Jane Zhang)
  • Fleetwood Mac - Dreams
  • I Could Fall In Love - Selena
  • Bryan Adams - Heaven
  • Open Arms - Journey
  • Bring Me to Life - Evanescence
  • Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
  • Happier - Masrshmello Ft. Bastille
  • Kelly Clarkson
    • Stronger
    • Breakaway
    • Since You Been Gone
  • Michael Jackson
    • Billie Jean
    • Thriller
  • Shawn Mendes
    • Senorita (ft. Camila Cabello)
    • There's Nothing Holding Me Back
  • Charlie Puth
    • Attention
    • We Don't Talk Anymore (ft. Selena Gomez)
    • How Long
    • One Call Away
  • Like I'm Gonna Lose You - Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend
  • Dancing With A Stranger - Sam Smith ft. Normani
  • Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
  • Phil Coffins - You Can't Hurry love
  • Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
  • Eddie Money - Take Me Home Tonight
  • Jewel - You Were Meant for Me
  • Lady Gaga - Poker Face
    • Bradley Cooper - Shallow
  • Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? (Barbie soundtrack)

  • Aoi Usagi (Blue Rabbit) - Noriko Sakai
  • Cross Colors - Yuki Koyanagi (English/Japanese) (Dynasty Warriors 4 Image song)
  • Sugar Rush! - AKB48
  • Let it go - Takako Matsu
    • End Credit Version (Let It Go 〜ありのままで〜 (エンドソング)) - May J.
  • For the first time in forever - Sayaka Kanda, Takako Matsu
  • No Way Back - Jiang Wei/Hisayoshi Suganuma (Now you see just how prodigious my talent truly is!/敵将、討ち取ったり!)
  • Mission - Zhao Yun/Masaya Onosaka, Jiang Wei/Hisayoshi Suganuma (Another obstacle in the path of justice has fallen before me!)
  • Fight It Out - Zhao Yun/Masaya Onosaka
  • True Dragon - Zhao Yun/Masaya Onosaka
  • Will to Fight - Guan Yinping/Shiori Mikami (I must do what I can to keep up with my brothers!)
  • Carry On - Sun Quan/Hisayoshi Suganuma
  • Punish You - Wang Yuanji/Kanae Ito (I can fight as well as anybody when backed into a corner./敵将、討ち取った)
    • 無双OROCHI3の王元姫の声優は誰? (Who is Wang Yuanji's voice actress in Warriors Orochi 4?)
    • Wang Yuanji: A mock battle? What is Sima Shi planning to do?
    • 王元姫: 互いに軍を率いての模擬戦など・・・・・・。子元殿も大胆なことを......
    • Sima Shi: This is the only way to get Zhao to take things seriously. Attack if he shows any signs of hesitation.
    • 司馬師: 昭に本気を出させるには、ぬるいくらいだ。 奴が渋るようなら、叩きのめしてかまわんぞ
    • Sima Zhao: Hello, my lady. I see you two have been forced to participate in this charade.
    • 司馬昭: よう、 元姫。 ご苦労さん。兄上の道楽に付き合うのも、 大変だよな
    • Wang Yuanji: My lord... Are you still not going to take this seriously? You leave me no choice but to make you.
    • 王元姫: 子上殿・・・・・・まだ本気を出さないの。仕方ない。 叩きのめすしかないようね
    • Sima Zhao: Hey, wait a minute! Take it easy, will you? This is a mock battle, after all.
    • 司馬昭: ちょ、おま... 本気でやってねえか? 模擬戦なんかで、 勘弁してくれよ
    • Wang Yuanji: What is it going to take for you to take this seriously?
    • 王元姫: まったく、 不甲斐ない。 一体どうしたら、 本気を出せるのかしら
  • Light Blue Sensation - Zhong Hui/Ichitaro Ai (Doesn't the enemy value their officers? If so, they shouldn't be sending them to fight me.)
  • Like The Wind - Ma Chao/Koji Haramaki, Ma Dai/Osamu Ryutani (I fight in the name of Justice! ~Ma Chao/You shouldn't worry too much about this loss. There was nothing you could do!/敵将、討ち取ったよ! ~Ma Dai)
  • Reason To Fight - Diaochan/Rika Komatsu, Lu Bu/Tetsu Inada (You are not the first to underestimate me based on my appearance./敵将、討ち取りました)
    • My Sweet Heart - Diaochan/Rika Komatsu
  • Crimson Wings/Blaze of Mind - Lu Xun/Kenji Nojima (Another step forward in my training as the future of Wu!/敵将、私が討ち取りました!)
  • Peace - Bao Sanniang/Ai Nonaka (See, I have just as much a right to be here as anybody else!/敵将、あたしがやっちゃったから!)
    • Fairy
    • Ai no Uta
  • Shining Star - Zhang Xingcai/Junko Noda, Zhang Bao/Daisuke Sakaguchi (As you can see, my father has taught me well.)
  • From You To Us - Sima Shi/Ryotaro Okiayu
  • From You To Me - Sima Zhao/Daisuke Kishio (That was almost too easy!/敵将、討ち取ったぜ!)
  • Back to Back - Zhang Bao/Daisuke Sakaguchi
  • Promise - Sima Zhao/Daisuke Kishio, Wang Yuanji/Kanae Ito
  • Not So Bad - Ling Tong/Matsuno Taiki
  • 挨拶から始めよう - Team 8/AKB48
    • へなちょこサポート

  • Forever (Korean) - Ahn Jae Wook (OST Star In My Heart)

  • Christmas Edition[]

    • Do You Hear What I Hear - Carrie Underwood
    • Jingle Bell Rock - Hall and Oates, Bobby Helms
    • Jingle Bells - Barry Manilow & Expose
    • Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee, LeAnn Rimes
    • Sleigh Ride - Amy Grant, Carpenters, The Ronettes
    • Last Christmas - Wham, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Eat World
    • Silver Bells - Andy Williams
    • Santa Baby - Madonna
    • Baby, It's Cold Outside - Idina Menzel, Michael Buble, Brett Eldredge, Meghan Trainor
    • Ring Christmas Bells - Ray Conniff
    • Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow - Martina McBride, Michael Buble, Dean Martin
    • Happy Christmas (War Is Over) - John Legend, Yoko Ono
    • It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - Andy Williams, Johnny Mathis
    • It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas - Johnny Mathis, Bing Crosby, Meghan Trainor
    • Here Comes Santa Claus - Elvis Presley, Gene Autry
    • Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Frank Sinatra and Cyndi Lauper
    • Christmas Canon - Trans-Siberian Orchestra (WWE RAW: The Wedding of Lana and Bobby Lashley: Monday, December 30th, 2019)
    • Merry Christmas - Ed Sheeran, Elton John
    • Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Burl Ives, Lady A
    • Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Burl Ives, Harry Connick Jr, Gene Autry (Delicious Emily's meals for Elementary School)
    • Happy Holidays/The Holiday Season - Andy Williams
    • Frosty the Snowman - Willie Nelson, Beach Boys, Ronettes
    • Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Carpenters (The Christmas Music Station, Happy Holidays from More FM)
    • I'll Be Home for Christmas - Vanessa Williams
    • Winter Winderland - Amy Grant, Eurythmics (T-Mobile Commercial)
    • Deck the Halls - Nat King Cole
    • Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill
    • This Christmas - Christina Aguilera
    • All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
    • A Christmas Song - Elizabeth Chan
    • Home for the Holidays - Carpenters, Perry Como (Merry Christmas! Sunny 106.9 More FM)

    DTV Transition[]

    Room Progression messages[]

    My Home - Design Dreams

    Language Text Translation
    English You can unlock this room after you complete the previous room.

    Complete the previous house to unlock!

    Chinese 完成前一个房间装修后,就可以解锁这个房间。

    未来的房子虽然美好,但请先完善现在的家。

    After finishing the renovation of the previous room, you can unlock this room.

    Although the future house is beautiful, please improve your current home first.

    Japanese 一つ前のルームを完了すると、 ロックが解除されます!

    前の家を完成させてロック解除しよう!

    When you complete the previous room, it will be unlocked!

    Complete and unlock your previous home!

    Korean 이전 룸을 잠금해제 하신 후 여실 수 있습니다.

    이전의 집을 완성해 잠금해제 하세요!

    You can open it after unlocking the previous room.

    Complete the old house to unlock it!

    Level requirement messages[]

    Language Text Translation
    English (Continue Challenge) Reach level 1050 to unlock the next room. Good luck!

    Reach level 1050 to unlock Seaside Dinner!

    Chinese (继续挑战) 到达1050关后即可开启下一间房,马上去挑战关卡吧!

    到达第1050关后即可开启水上餐厅的装修! (等级未达到 1050)

    After reaching level 1050, you can start the decoration of the floating restaurant!
    Japanese (再挑戦) 1050レベル到達後次の部屋をオープンできます、 今すぐレベルに挑戦!

    水上レストランの装飾のロックを解除するには、レベル1050に到達してください! (1050レベル未到達)

    Challenge again - After reaching the 1050 level, you can open the next room, challenge the level now!

    Reach level 1050 to unlock the decorations on the floating restaurant!

    Korean (도전 계속하기) 레벨 1050에 도달해 해변의 저녁을/를 여세요! Reach level 1050 to open up an evening on the beach!

    Event messages[]

    "The Love Boat (Already Expired)"

    Language Text Translation
    English This party room has expired. Stay tuned for our future events!

    This event has ended. Stay tuned for our future events!

    Japanese "既に期限切れです、今後のパーティールームをお楽しみください!" (終了済み)

    "このイベントは終了しました。今後のイベントにご注目ください!"

    "Already expired, enjoy the upcoming party room!" (Ended)

    "This event has ended. Stay tuned for upcoming events!"

    Chinese "此节日房间已过期。请继续参与以后的活动哦!" (节日活动已结束)

    "本次活动已结束,请继续参与以后的活动哦!"

    "This holiday room has expired. Please continue to participate in future events!" (The holiday event has ended)

    "This event has ended, please continue to participate in future events!"

    Korean "이 파티 룸은 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!"

    "이벤트가 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!"

    "This party room is closed. Please wait for the next event!"

    "The event has ended. Please wait for the next event!"

    "Haunted Halloween (Coming soon)"

    • This room will open on 10.29.2021!
    • "此房间将于2021.10.29开启,敬请期待!"
    • "このお部屋は2021.10.29に公開、お楽しみに!"
    • "2021.10.29에 열립니다!"

    Event extension

    "101 Dalmatians (Event Ended - Extend Period)"

    Language Text Translation
    English 101 Dalmatians event has ended, but you can still play the event by adding time! (Extend - Add Time: 2 days; Collect 3x Event Currency)
    Chinese 101条斑点狗活动已经结束啦! 获得更长活动时间,可以继续参与活动哦! (延长时间: +2天;获得3倍活动货币) The 101 Dalmatians event has ended! You can continue to participate in the event if you get a longer event time! (Extended time: +2 days; get 3 times the activity currency)
    Japanese 101ダルマチア人のイベントが終了しました。イベント期間を延長すれば、引き続きお楽しみ頂けます! (期間延長: +2日; 3Xイベント通貨を獲得) 101 Dalmatians event has ended. If you extend the event period, you can continue to enjoy it!

    Language Text Translation
    English The Summer Yacht Party has ended, but you can still play the event by adding time! (Extend - Add Time: +2 days; Collect 3x Anchors in levels
    Chinese 夏日游艇趴已经结束啦! 获得更长活动时间,可以继续参与活动哦! (延长时间: +2天;过关获得3倍船锚) The Summer Yacht Party is over! Get longer activity time, you can continue to participate in the activity! (Extended time: +2 days; get 3 times the anchor after passing the level)
    Japanese 真夏のヨットパーティーは終了しました。イベント期間を延長すれば、引き続きお楽しみ頂けます! (期間延長: +2日; レベルクリアで3×アンカーを獲得) The midsummer yacht party is over. If you extend the event period, you can continue to enjoy it! (Extended period: +2 days; Get 3 x anchor by clearing the level)
    Korean 여름 요트파티 이/가 종료되었습니다. 하지만 추가시간 동안 계속해서 이벤트를 플레이 할 수 있어요! (시간 추가 +2 일, 레벨에서 3x 닻 수집하세요) Summer yacht party is over. But you can still play the event for the extra time! (Additional time +2 days, collect 3x anchors in level)

    Memory book messages[]

    Language Text Translation
    English Explore more stories to unlock new memories!

    Keep decorating story rooms to unlock more memories!
    Keep decorating party rooms to unlock more memories!
    More party events coming soon!

    Chinese 完成剧情可以解锁新的回忆哟!

    请继续装修小家,来解锁后续剧情!
    请继续装修节日房间,来解锁后续剧情!
    更多精彩活动敬请期待!

    Complete the plot unlock new memories!

    Please continue to decorate the small home to unlock the follow-up plot!
    Please continue to decorate the holiday room to unlock the follow-up plot!
    Stay tuned for more exciting activities!

    Japanese ストーリーを完成させて、 新しい思い出を解除してください!

    より多くの思い出を解き放つためにストーリールームを飾り続けよう!
    パーティールームを飾って、より多くの思い出を解除してください!
    さらに多くのイベントが近日公開されます!

    Complete the story and unlock new memories!

    Keep decorating your story room to unleash more memories!
    Decorate your party room and unlock more memories!
    More events coming soon!

    Korean 더 많은 스토리를 탐험하고 새로운 추억을 열어보세요!

    계속해서 스토리룸을 꾸미고 더 많은 추억을 열어보세요!
    계속해서 파티룸을 꾸미고 더 많은 추억을 열어보세요!
    더 많은 파티 이벤트가 찾아옵니다!

    Explore more stories and unlock new memories!

    Keep decorating your story room and unlock more memories!
    Keep decorating your party room and unlock more memories!
    More party events are coming!

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