- Homeplace: Little Creek Hospiital
- Years active: 1970s - present
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Michael Owen is an actor in the Ward at Heart's Medicine: Time to Heal.
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Fabulous Angela Contents | ||
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GameHouse Original Stories | ||
Delicious Emily (restaurant) | Main cast | Emily O'Malley |
Delicious 2 | Francois Truffaut, Antonio Napoli, Norma, Ziggy | |
Delicious: Emily's Tea Garden | Brad | |
Delicious: Emily's Taste of Fame | Betty, Elvis, Mo, Tashi, Charles, Matthew, Maggie Tyler, Bill Tyler | |
Delicious: Emily's Holiday Season | Angela Napoli, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Richard Green, Paul | |
Delicious: Emily's Childhood Memories | Hunter, Stacey | |
Delicious: Emily's True Love | Jimmy, Jean-Paul, Chuck, Carmen, Carlos, Fresco, Philippe Durand, Amelie, Nadia
Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Brigid Duffy, Kate O'Malley, Paddy O'Malley, Sharon Stepford, Grace Miriam Stepford | |
Delicious: Emily's Big Surprise | n/a | |
Delicious: Emily's Wonder Wedding | Officer Jackson, Reverend Baylor, Flannery, Gillon, Desmond, Ashling | |
Delicious: Emily's Honeymoon Cruise | (Coming soon) | |
Delicious: Emily's New Beginning | ||
Delicious: Emily's Home Sweet Home | Sharon Stepford, Grace Stepford, Billy Beauford, Billy Beauford Jr., Aaron Mahoney, Marissa Mahoney, Enid Templeton, Earnest Templeton, Samantha Beauford, Moon Blossom, Hemingway, Sun Lotus | |
Delicious: Emily's Hopes and Fears | Allison Heart, Daniel Summers, Connor McCoy, John Summers | |
Delicious: Emily's Message in a Bottle | Gino Napoli, Marco Napoli, Vinicio Napoli, Vittorio Napoli, Bianca Napoli, Arabella | |
Delicious: Emily's Christmas Carol | Mary Claus, Jenny Garcia, George, Holly, Brad, Myra, Amanda | |
Delicious: Emily's Miracle of Life | Tina, Gina, Susan, Andy, Mary-Lynn, Stacey, Britney, Dr. Goldman, Elaine | |
Delicious: Emily's Moms vs Dads | Nora, Bob, Levi, Mike, Chad Stepford, Abigail, Sam | |
Delicious: Emily's Road Trip | Tully Anderson, Alfred (Alfie) Anderson | |
Delicious World | ||
Delicious: Emily's Bed and Breakfast | ||
Delicious: Emily's Cooking and Romance | ||
Fabulous Angela | Fabulous: Angela's Sweet Revenge | Angela Napoli, Virginia Hills, Amber "Kitty" Jackson, Jenny Garcia, Killian Murrray, Yum-mee, Sally |
Fabulous: Angela's Fashion Fever | Cindy, Peter, Magic Max, Lori, Celine, Viola, Bruna, Victoria, Yuna, Truly, Eric, Bob | |
Fabulous: Angela's High School Reunion | Chloe Morgan, Emily O'Malley, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Fran Handford, Janet Morgan, Matt Miller, Principal Morgan, Mrs. Stanhope, Keith Miller | |
Fabulous: Angela's Wedding Disaster | Sebastian Worth, Caroline, Yuki Nishimura, Josh Erwin | |
Fabulous: Angela's True Colors | Noemie, Michelle, Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut | |
Fabulous: New York to LA | Kelly Harper | |
Heart's Medicine | Heart's Medicine: Season One | Allison Heart, Ruth Phelps, Daniel Summers, Chance Foley, John Summer, Robin Fisher, Connor McCoy |
Heart's Medicine: Time to Heal | Emily O'Malley, David Quinn, Jenny Pope, Joe Albright, Sophia Gomez, Michael Owen, Mason Hamilton, Lisa Asher | |
Heart's Medicine: Hospital Heat | Victor Hamilton, Mathilda Heart, Ryan Maples, Sam, Stan Theman | |
Heart's Medicine: Doctor's Oath and onward | (Coming soon) | |
Dr. Cares | Dr. Cares: Pet Rescue 911 | Amy Cares, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Lisa Fox, Jack Hawkins, Newton, Crystal Upton, Killian Murray, Jasper Kingsley, Sherman, Regina Kingsley, Mr. Kingsley, Jade Kingsley, Patrick O'Malley |
Dr. Cares: Amy's Pet Clinic | ||
Dr. Cares: Family Practice | Heather Fox, Maria, Alice Cares | |
Dr. Cares Season 4 (coming soon) | (TBA) | |
Amber's Airline | Amber's Airline: High Hopes | Amber Hope, Elise Derno, Pamela Idalgo, Karen Scottfield, Emily O'Malley, Allison Heart |
Amber's Airline: 7 Wonders | Angela Napoli, Jenny Garcia | |
Parker and Lane | Parker and Lane: Criminal Justice | Lily Parker, Victor Lane |
Parker and Lane: Twisted Minds | ||
Sally's Salon | Sally's Salon: Beauty Secrets | Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut, Emily O'Malley, Patrick O'Malley, Paige O'Malley, Angela Napoli, Allison Heart, Evelyn Napoli, Edward Napoli, Jenny Garcia |
Sally's Salon: Kiss and Make Up | April, Helen, Nathan, Finn, Britney, Hugh J. Rump, Tilly, Rachel, Vincent | |
Maggie's Movies | Maggie's Movies - Camera, Action | Maggie Welles |
Maggie's Movies: Second Shot | ||
Primrose Lake | Welcome to Primrose Lake | Jenny Carlyle, Jessica Carlyle |
Two | Matthew Butler | |
Three | ||
Four | ||
Five (Final) | ||
Others | Cathy's Crafts | Cathy Bradford, Emily O'Malley, Paige O'Malley |
Mary le Chef: Cooking Passion | Mary Vanderworth, Emily O'Malley, Richard Vanderworth, Topsy Vanderworth, Jennifer, Peter, Sophie Vanderworth, Tony, Dorothea Lowery, Luigi, Morey | |
The Love Boat | Angela Napoli, Captain Stubing, Dr. Adam Bricker, Burl "Gopher" Smith, Isaac Washington, Julie McCoy, Emily O'Malley, Henrik "Henry" Boden, Stacey Skoggstad, Aubrey Skoggstad, Brad Brockway, Sandy Rytell, Lorraine Hoffman, Ronald "Ron" Baker, Jenny O'Brien | |
The Love Boat: Second Chances | Sally Milligan, Francois Truffaut, Buddy Stanfield, Ellen Edwards, Helen Edwards, Denise Fredericks, Bert Fredericks | |
Mortimer Beckett and the Book of Gold | Mortimer Beckett, Kate O'Malley | |
Hotel Ever After: Ella's Wish | Ella Centola | |
Baking Bustle: Chef’s Special | ||
Dynasty Warriors/Orochi series | ||
Wei | Man Chong/滿寵, Xun You/荀攸, Cao Xiu/曹休, Li Dian/李典, Cao Ren/曹仁, Yue Jin/樂進, Pang De/龐徳, Cai Wenji/蔡文姫, Zhang He/張郃, Dian Wei/典韋, Yu Jin/于禁, Xu Chu/許褚, Zhang Liao/張遼, Xu Huang/徐晃, Jia Xu/賈詡, Xun Yu/荀彧, Wang Yi/王異, Cao Pi/曹丕, Zhenji/甄姫, Cao Cao/曹操, Guo Jia/郭嘉, Xiahou Dun/夏侯惇, Xiahou Yuan/夏侯淵 | |
Wu | Two Qiaos (Xiaoqiao/小喬, Daqiao/大喬), Sun Ce/孫策, Zhou Yu/周瑜, Sun Jian/孫堅, Lu Xun/陸遜, Sun Quan/孫権, Sun Shangxiang/孫尚香, Ling Tong/凌統, Huang Gai/黄蓋, Gan Ning/甘寧, Taishi Ci/太史慈, Zhou Tai/周泰, Lu Meng/呂蒙, Xu Sheng/徐盛, Cheng Pu/程普, Ding Feng/丁奉, Bu Lianshi/步練師, Han Dang/韓當, Zhu Ran/朱然, Lu Su/魯肅 | |
Shu | Liu Bei/劉備, Guan Yu/關羽, Zhang Fei/張飛, Zhao Yun/趙雲, Zhuge Liang/諸葛亮, Zhou Cang/周倉, Guan Yinping/關銀屏, Bao Sanniang/鮑三娘, Liu Shan/劉禪, Guan Xing/關興, Zhang Bao/張苞, Fa Zheng/法正, Ma Dai/馬岱, Pang Tong/龐統, Huang Yueying/黄月英, Xu Shu/徐庶, Wei Yan/魏延, Huang Zhong/黄忠, Guan Ping/關平, Ma Chao/馬超, Jiang Wei/姜維, Guan Suo/關索, Zhang Xingcai (張星彩) | |
Jin | Sima Yi/司馬懿, Xin Xianying/辛憲英, Zhuge Dan/諸葛誕, Sima Zhao/司馬昭, Wen Yang/文鴦, Guo Huai/郭淮, Deng Ai/鄧艾, Zhang Chunhua/張春華, Zhong Hui/鍾會, Jia Chong/賈充, Sima Shi/司馬師, Wang Yuanji/王元姫/王元姬, Xiahou Ba/夏侯覇 | |
Other Forces | Diaochan/貂蟬, Lu Bu/呂布, Dong Zhuo/董卓, Yuan Shao/袁紹, Zhang Jiao/張角, Meng Huo/孟獲, Zhurong/祝融, Zuo Ci/左慈, Chen Gong/陳宮, Lu Lingqi/呂玲綺 | |
Disney Princesses (in progress) | ||
Elsa, Anna Bjorgman, Rapunzel, Cinderella, Sofia, Snow White, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Tiana, Moana, Aurora, Fa Mulan, Merida, Pocahontas. Raya | ||
Snow White franchise | Snow White/Margaretha von Waldeck | |
Cinderella franchise | Original | Queen Cinderella Charming, Prince/King Charming, Chad Charming, Lady Tremaine, Fairy Godmother, Drizella Tremaine, Anastasia Tremaine |
Dreams Come True | ||
A Twist in Time | ||
Sleeping Beauty franchise | Queen Aurora Rose of Auroria, Prince Phillip | |
The Little Mermaid franchise | Original | Queen Ariel of Atlantica, King Eric of Atlantica, Flounder, Sebastian, Ursula |
Return to the Sea | Princess Melody of Atlantica | |
Ariel's Beginning | ||
Beauty and the Beast | Queen Belle, Beast, Cogsworth, Gaston, LeFou, Chip | |
Aladdin | Queen Jasmine Sultana of Agrabah, Prince Aladdin | |
Pocahontas franchise | Original | Pocahontas, John Rolfe |
Journey to a New World | ||
Mulan franchise | Original and sequel | Fa Mulan, Li Shang |
The Princess and the Frog | Original | Queen Tiana of Maldonia, Prince Naveen of Maldonia, Charlotte La Bouff, Dr. Facilier |
Tiana: The Series | ||
Tangled | Original film | Queen Rapunzel Fitzherbert of Corona, Eugene Fitzherbert/Flynn Rider, Maximus, Mother Gothel |
Tangled: Ever After | ||
Before Ever After | Cassandra | |
Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure | ||
Sofia the First series | Princess Sofia, Princess Amber | |
Brave | Merida of DunBroch | |
Frozen series | Original | Queen Anna Bjorgman of Arendelle, Queen Elsa Frost of Arendelle (aka Elsa Frost of Northuldra), Kristoff Bjorgman, Prince Hans Westergaard of the Southern Isles, Olaf, Sven |
Two | Honeymaren, Ryder | |
Three | ||
Moana | Original | Chief Moana Waialiki of Montunui |
Two/The Series | ||
Raya and the Last Dragon | Raya, Boun, Namaari, Sisu, Tuk Tuk | |
Descendants | ||
Original | Princess Cinderella, Chad Charming, Princess Aurora, Princess Audrey, Princess (later Queen) Belle, Auradon, Ben, Lonnie, Fa Mulan, Li Shang | |
Mal, Evie, Carlos, Jay, Uma, Dizzy, Celia, Jane, Harry, Chloe Charming | ||
Other animated characters | ||
The Incredibles Series | Original | Elastigirl/Helen Parr, Mr. Incredible/Bob Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr |
Two | Frozone, Voyd, Krushauer, Helectrix | |
Despicable Me series | Original | Felonius Gru, Vector Hawkins, Margo Gru, Edith Gru, Agnes Gru |
Despicable Me 2 | Lucy Gru (née Wilde), Dr. Nefario, Eduardo “El Macho” Perez, Antonio Perez | |
Despicable Me 3 | Balthazar Bratt | |
Toy Story series | Original | Sheriff Woody Pride, Buzz Lightyear, Hamm, Sarge, Bo Peep |
Two | Jessica Jane Pride/Jessie | |
Three | Barbie Roberts/Barbara Millicent Roberts, Ken Carson | |
Four | Ducky, Bunny, Forky | |
Five | ||
Big Hero 6 | Baymax, Hiro Hamanda, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon | |
Wreck-It Ralph Series | Original | Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy, Taffyta Muttonfudge, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Gloyd Orangeboar, Adorabeezle Winterpop, Minty Zaki, Snowanna Rainbeau, Rancis Fluggerbutter, Jubileena Bing-Bing, Swizzle Malarkey, Candlehead, Sour Bill, Zangief, Surge Protector, |
Ralph Breaks the Internet | Yesss, Spamley | |
Inside Out | Original | Joy, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Fear |
Sequel (2024) | ||
Star Wars | Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa, Darth Vader | |
Winnie the Pooh | Winnie the Pooh, Tigger | |
101 Dalmatians | Pongo, Lucky, Patch, Penny, Rolly, Perdita, Cruella De Vil | |
Haunted Mansion | ||
Mr. Peabody & Sherman | Mr. Peabody, Sherman, Penny Peterson | |
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole | ||
Live action films & characters | ||
Indiana Jones | Series | Indiana Jones, Marion Ravenwood, Sallah |
Muppets | Original | |
Muppets Most Wanted | Nadya, Kermit the Frog | |
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings | Shang-Chi, Katy Chen, Jiang Nan | |
Enchanted | Original | Nancy Tremaine |
Disenchanted | ||
The Lego Movie | ||
The Call of the Wild | ||
Barbie (2023) | Barbie | |
Kingdom Hearts | ||
Celebrities | ||
Main | American | Jimmy Fallon, Samantha Irvin, Morgan Smith Goodwin, The Bella Twins (Nikki & Brie), LayCool (Michellle McCool), Doug Flutie, Barbie Blank Coba (Kelly Kelly), Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Lea Michele, Drew Barrymore, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, Anna Kendrick, Anne Hathaway, Amy Adams, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariska Hargitay, Cyndi Lauper, Auli'i Cravalho, Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, Dax Shepard, Kim Kardashian, Emily Ratajkowski, Amy Schumer, Julia Roberts, Emma Roberts, Sofia Margarita Vergara, Ariel Winter Workman, Dove Cameron, Sofia Carson, Landry Bender, Lauren Taylor, Miranda Cosgrove, Dana Gaier, Sabrina Carpenter, Bailee Madison, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Arielle Vandenberg, Joanna Stern, Mindy Kaling, Katie Lowes, Josie Trinidad, Carrie Underwood, Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jennifer Aniston, Grace Atwood, Kristen Wiig, Mandy Moore, Taylor Goldsmith, Emma Stone, Jerry Springer, Sarah Kate Silverman, Fala Chen (陳法拉), Awkwafina, WIll Ferrell, Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Joy Lofton, Ilyssa Fradin |
British | Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Emma Watson | |
Canadian | Ryan Gosling, Simu Liu, Carly Foulkes, Will Arnett | |
Australian | Margot Robbie | |
Chinese | Vicki Zhao Wei (趙薇), Yang Mi (杨幂), Zhou Xun (周迅), Fan Bingbing (范冰冰), Tiffany Tang Yan (唐嫣), Angelababy, Eva Huang Shengyi (黄圣依), Faye Wong (王菲), Yao Chen (姚晨), Emily Chen Zi Han (陈紫函), Ceceila Liu Shishi (刘诗诗), Gao Yuanyuan (高圆圆), Liu Tingyu (刘庭羽), Zanilia Zhao (赵丽颖) | |
Taiwanese | Ruby Lin Xinru (林心如), Ady An Yi-xuan (安以軒), Joe Chen Qiao-en (陳喬恩), Ivy Chen Yi-han (陳意涵), Lin Chi-Ling (林志玲), Ariel Lin Yi-chen (林依晨), Jolin Tsai Yi-Lin (蔡依林), Cyndi Wang Xin Ling (王心凌), Michelle Chen Yanxi (陳妍希), Shu Qi (舒淇), Barbie Hsu (徐熙媛), Nicky Wu (吳奇隆), Vanness Wu (吳建豪), Wallace Huo (霍建華) | |
Hong Kong | Twins (Gillian Chung (鍾欣潼), Charlene Choi (蔡卓妍), Kelly Chen (陳慧琳), Joey Yung (容祖兒), Niki Chow (周勵淇/周麗淇), Jinny Ng (吳若希), William Chan (陳偉霆), Candy Lo (羅霖) | |
Japanese | May J./Jamileh Hashimoto (橋本 芽生), Ai Nonaka (野中藍), Miho Ohashi (大橋未歩), AKB48, Miyuki Komatsu (小松みゆき), Junko Shimakata (嶋方淳 子), Akemi Kanda (神田朱未), Emi Uwagawa (宇和川恵美), Shiori Mikami (三上枝織), Hisayoshi Suganuma (菅沼久義), Kanae Ito (伊藤 かな恵), Ichitaro Ai (会 一太郎), Takahiro Yoshimizu (吉水孝宏), Rika Komatsu (小松里歌), Masaya Onosaka (小野坂昌也), Koji Haramaki (服巻浩司), Osamu Ryutani (龍谷修武), Kenji Nojima (野島 健児), Junko Noda (野田 順子), Daisuke Kishio (岸尾だいすけ) | |
Norwegian | Alan Walker | |
Others | Denmark |
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- This commercial was aired in 2001.
- Customer: So I can order HBO, right?
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- Man 1: I'm sick of this thing popping up.
- Man 2: I know. Cable's more annoying than...
- Dentist sneezes.
- Man 1: I shouldn't have to stop watching a show or cancel a recording. Cable's worse than...
- Giant tortoise bites a man's finger.
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- Riding a dirt bike while a hot woman with crossbows shoots to create a flaming tiger explosion.
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- Husband: I hate the cable only lets us record two shows at once.
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- Door slams and hawk picks up the dog into the air, wife gasps in horror.
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- Inflatable humper catches a woman, knocking down.
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- Woman taps the aquarium glass and shatters.
- Husband: Totally. We need to upgrade to DIRECTV and get the new Genie. With the Genie you don't have to see wires or boxes in every room.
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Oct 2013
- Bill: Wait, I think you have the wrong guy here.
- Narrator: Bill is talking, but the man with the neck tattoo is just not listening.
- Bill: There's been some kind of mistake.
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- Narrator: Right now, Bill is looking forward to watching Love Actually, and looking forward to blacking out soon.
Nov 2013
- Dave: Shoot, go away, squirrels
- Narrator: The squirrels just aren't listening to Dave. No, they don't seem to care what he says.
- Dave: Back off!
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- Narrator: Oh if only getting the squirrels to stop was as easy as getting a little Ice Age.
Dec 2013
- Greg: Oh, oh, help!
- Narrator: Greg cries for help are pretty loud and clear.
- Greg: Let me help!
- Greg: Help!
- Narrator: But try as he might, he just can't seem to get what he's asking for.
- Greg: Baby!
- Narrator: Not like with DIRECTV.
- Narrator: With DIRECTV Voice Control, Greg just says "tune into FXX/Discovery Channel", and he gets tuned right in lickety-split.
- Greg: Somebody!
- Narrator: Looks like finding some comedies/reality shows sure is a lot easier than finding that motorcycle he was attached to.
Jan 2014
- Carl: Um, I just wanted directions.
- Narrator: Carl wants the mountain people to let him go.
- Carl: I'd really like to go now.
- Narrator: But the mountain people just aren't listening. No, they're not like Carl's DIRECTV.
- With DIRECTV Voice Control, Carl can just say "record FXX at 10 PM tonight," and set a recording from anywhere.
- Sure is comforting, knowing that when Carl gets away from the crazy hillbillies, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will be waiting.
- Powerful Fan: Just got NFL Sunday Ticket, every game, every Sunday.
- Fan: Ah yeah? It's not expensive?
- Powerful Fan: Nah. Close to $2 bucks a game.
- Fan: Man, I really gotta get that.
- Powerful Fan: Mm-hmm.
- (Another football fan drills from the floor.)
- Football Fan: Guys!
- Powerful Fan: Got Sunday Ticket?
- Football Fan: Yes!
- (Power wind blows one fan smashing through table.)
- Businessman: Hey, the guys are gonna come over and watch the game on Sunday, you win?
- Powerful Fan: You've only got cable, right?
- Businessman: Yeah.
- Powerful Fan: I'm gonna be in my place watching all the games.
- Businessman: Huh?
- Powerful Fan: I got DIRECTV, with NFL Sunday Ticket.
- Businessman: Hmm... how much that costs game?
- Powerful Fan: Nothing, it was included.
- Businessman: You don't have to pay extra to watch all those games.
- Powerful Fan: That's what included means. Catch you Monday!
- (Powerful fan and goddess rode out of the business building.)
- Powerful Fan: Charge!
- Husband: Mike?
- (Powerful fan lands on parking path.)
- Powerful Fan: Now over the Bears are on.
- Husband: We don't get that game here with cable.
- Powerful Fan: Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. You can watch your favorite team no matter where you live. It's like we're back in Chicago!
- Wife: He's going antiquing.
- Powerful Fan: He's not going antiquing...
- (Powerful Fan flies up and lands with wooden cabinet.)
- Powerful Fan: ...but I got you this.
- (Powerful Fan takes husband up and dives into NFL Sunday Ticket.)
- Powerful Fan: Dish, get in here. Just got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket.
- Fan 1: Wow, nice!
- Powerful Fan: Yeah, switch from cable, now getting every single game, Every Sunday.
- Fan 1: Oh, every game?
- Powerful Fan: Yeah. It's gotta be perfect Sundays for your own in boys. You guys have enough room?
- (Powerful fan splits the sofa in two.)
- Powerful Fan: There you go, that's better.
- Powerful Fan: Exciting game, I've got to tell you.
- Jogger: How are you watching that?
- Powerful Fan: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. It's awesome I get every game, every Sunday afternoon, live on any device.
- Jogger: You're kidding.
- Powerful Fan: No, I'm not kidding. I can watch any game wherever I go.
- (Powerful fan turns the cable truck around.)
- Jogger: Man, can't do that with cable.
- Powerful Fan: That's too bad. You know what, you should check this out. Get on. Nope, come on. Quit fooling around now.
- Jogger: Slow down!
- Fan: Man, you just missed an awesome play.
- Powerful Fan: Uh... no, I didn't. I got DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket, lets me watch any game I want, get instant highlights, and have all my fantasy stats in one place.
- (Powerful fan drinks soda.)
- Fan: Yeah, I really need to switch from cable.
- (Powerful fan slides and shatters glass door.)
- Powerful Fan: Oh yeah, can also do this.
- Fan: That's amazing.
- Powerful Fan: Yeah, it is.
2014
- Football Fan 1: Chris and I have a friendly rivalry: Giants, Cowboys. You know the deal. Oh sure agreed on getting rid of cable and upgrading to DIRECTV with NFL Sunday Ticket.
- Football Fan 2: It's the only way we can watch our favorite teams every week.
- Football Fan 1: Sure, we still argue sometimes.
- Football Fan 2: We're just like any couple really.
- Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket now for less than $2 bucks a game. (Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS or visit directv.com/nfl)
- 2013: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- 2014: Become The World's Most Powerful Fan. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
Am I Pretty?
- Woman: Do you still think I'm pretty?
- Man: Of course. I do. What's this about?
- Woman: Since we got DIRECTV, all you talk about is how we can put TVs anywhere without having to look at those ugly wires.
- Man: No, baby, I meant the cable wires, not you.
- Woman: Okay. So you like what you see?
- A marionette woman takes off her white cover. She reveals the red dress.
- Man: Yeah, I do.
- Woman: Yeah?
- Man: Yeah.
- Woman: I did it?
- Man: Yeah
- Woman: How about that?
- Man: Yes, it's part of a jazzy.
Father & Son
- A marionette boy runs to his father, bumping next to the table.
- Boy: Hey, Dad?
- Man: Whoa, easy chief. Are you alright?
- Boy: I heard you tell Mom that wires are ugly.
- Man: I was talking about the cable wires we used to have dangling from our TVs, but now we have DIRECTV. So we don't have to see those wires anymore.
- Boy: But, are my wires ugly?
- Man: No, buddy, no! Your wires... what make you, you little man.
- The fan caught the wired boy, causing him to fly around in circle.
- Man: See? You can fly!
- Boy: This is awesome!
- Man: I can't do that!
- A man evades the flying boy.
No More Wires!
- Man 1: Check it out. Got DIRECTV, and we can put TVs anywhere, without looking at all those wires.
- Man 2: And I have cable. Why is it so ugly?
- Man 1: Well, I mean some are...
- A marionette woman delivers a lemonade.
- Woman: Some wires are what, honey?
- Man 2: Really great. It's really great.
- Woman: Aww...
- Man 2: Not weird at all.
- Man 1: Who said that we're weird?
- Man 2: Nobody's saying weird I didn't.
- Two people are cross talking.
- A woman pours the lemonade and spills.
- Man 2: I might say, I didn't say... Who said weird?
- Man 1: Weird.
- Man 2: He said weird. I said... not weird.
Marionettes-In-Law
- Woman: So, major self comfortable. Oh, and dad, you can watch all your favorite shows in here.
- Father: It looks like it can't. It's not connected to anything.
- Man: Yeah, feel we have DIRECTV, so we don't have to see all of those boxes and wires!
- Father: You lend a problem with wires? You want a dance son?
- Man: Oh, no.
- Father-in-law takes off his suit and dances abnormally.
- Woman (whispers): Stop laughing.
- Father: No. (laughing)
- Man: It tickles.
- Rob Lowe: Hi, I'm Rob Lowe, and I have DIRECTV.
- Super Creepy Rob Lowe: and I'm Super Creepy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 99.9 percent signal reliability, now that's reliable.
- Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And my cable's out, so I'm down at the rec center, watching folks swim.
- Rob Lowe: I love that I can watch my shows and be worry-free.
- Super Creepy Rob Lowe: And I love the smell of other people's hair.
- Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: And I'm Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is #1 in customer satisfaction over all cable TV providers.
- Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Your cable you wait forever for them to show up. I hope it's not a girl, or a guy.
- Rob Lowe: Fact: DIRECTV has been ranked higher than cable for over 10 years.
- Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe: Fact: I can't go with other people in the room.
- Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: And I'm Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is available everywhere, nationwide.
- Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: With cable, you're stuck with whoever's in the area, just like this comb is stuck, right here.
- Rob Lowe; I have the same incredible TV experience no matter where I live, and I like that.
- Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe: I have arm hair curtains, and I don't like that.
- Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: And I'm Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is the undisputed leader in sports, which means you can watch the games you want to.
- Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: With cable I get to watch some of the games I want to.
- Rob Lowe: When it comes to sports, with DIRECTV, you have it all.
- Scrawny Arms Rob Lowe: Looks like I'm not having any mayonnaise.
- Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: And I'm overly Paranoid Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: No other TV provider scores higher in customer satisfaction than DIRECTV.
- Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Cable's got me on hold, which gives me time to figure out what the heck the Pearson's building. What are you up to?
- Rob Lowe: Did you know that DIRECTV ranked higher than cable for the 14th year in a row?
- Overly Paranoid Rob Lowe: Did you know they hide listening devices in our cheese?
(Do not attempt. Especially with soft cheese.)
- Meathead Rob Lowe: And I'm Meathead Rob Lowe, and I have cable!
- Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get the best picture and sound available.
- Meathead Rob Lowe: I've got great picture and sound, but I'm talking about that picture, and this sound.
- Rob Lowe: I can't get over this theater quality experience.
- Meathead Rob Lowe: And I can't stop saying bro, bro.
- Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm Peaked in High School Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put your TVs anywhere, without having to look at this ugly wires and boxes in every room.
- Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: Cable isn't Wireless, but you just got to put something in front of them.
- Rob Lowe: I'm still in awe how great my TVs look.
- Peaked in High School Rob Lowe: And I'm still captain of the team!
- Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: And I'm Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, if you tuned in late to the show, you can just restart it from the beginning.
- Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I'm going to miss my show. This shady drifter wants to borrow my car.
- Rob Lowe: Even if I don't get home in time, with DIRECTV, I just restart my show.
- Poor Decision Making Rob Lowe: I just ate this tuna sandwich I found on the bus.
- Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: And I'm Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you only need one HD DVR in your house, and your family can watch in any room.
- Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: My kids were always fighting over what to watch, but that's their stepdad's problem now. Wow!
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV lets you record and store up to 200 hours of HD.
- Total Deadbeat Rob Lowe: I saved $200 bucks by having motel room surgery!
- Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: And I'm far less attractive Rob Lowe, and I have cable.
- Rob Lowe: With DIRECTV, you get 1080p and Dolby 5.1, the industry's best picture and sound.
- Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: With cable, you get pictures, and some sound too.
- Rob Lowe: DIRECTV is a theater quality experience I can have at home, with all my friends.
- Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe: Uh... I don't.
- Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is wireless, so you can put TVs anywhere, without having to look at ugly wires and boxes in every room. But don't just take it from me, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
- Horse: It's true what she said, pretty great. You know what else is great, I can talk and sing.
- Horse: (singing) I'm walking on a beach and there's a lady on my back and the...
- Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV rated higher than cable and customer satisfaction for the 14th year in a row? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
- Horse: Yes, yes, she's right. Anyway, back to my story. So there I was in Tijuana when this guy comes up to me and says, how would you like to be in show biz, and that's how I met Dickey Wittenberger, a horrible agent but a beautiful man.
- Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 99% signal reliability? But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
- Horse: You were expecting a horse but you got a goat, and no one wants a goat. DIRECTV don't give you goats, they give you reliable service. Hannah, I think we just nailed this ad.
- Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV is available nationwide? You're not stuck with whatever cable company is in your area. But don't just take it from me. Take it straight from my horse's mouth.
- Horse: It's true what she says, every single word. It's also true that this is the best bath that I've had in ages. Uh, let's move to the knees, Hannah, you haven't even touched my dirty knees. I tend to get more dirty knees.
- Hannah Davis: Did you know that DIRECTV has 4K, the best picture format available? It's like a theater quality experience in your home. But don't just take my word for it, take it straight from my horse's mouth.
- Horse: Actually, I wasn’t listening Hannah. I was concentrating on my walking because I’ve got four-legs, I was like: front-left, front-right, back-left, back-right, it’s more complicated than you have to do, probably.
- Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have DIRECTV.
- Bad Comedian Eli Manning: And I'm Bad Comedian Eli Manning and I got cable! Whaaat?
- Eli Manning: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket gives you every game, every Sunday, all in stunning HD.
- Bad Comedian Eli Manning: With cable, I get HD as in "Huge Disappointment".
- Eli Manning: I get every single play with the most incredible picture.
- Bad Comedian Eli Manning: You wanna see a picture of my mother-in-law? Neither do I!
- Eli Manning: Hi, I'm Eli Manning, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket Max. It lets you watch NFL Sunday Ticket games live on all your devices, like your phone, so the games go wherever you go.
- Miniature Trains Eli Manning: Without Sunday Ticket Max, you can't do all that, so you can spend Sundays with your miniature trains. Hop aboard Mrs. Nesbitt, next stop is Mannington. Choo choo!
- Tony Romo: Hi, I'm Tony Romo, and I have DIRECTV.
- Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: And I'm Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo, and I have cable.
- Tony Romo: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch every single game live, from start to finish.
- Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: With cable, you don't get every game, so I channel my frustrations using paper mache.
- Tony Romo: I can pick out any game I want to watch from the 8 game mix.
- Arts and Craftsy Tony Romo: I mixed a cupcake and a brownie. I'm calling it a "crownie".
- Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have DIRECTV.
- Out of control beard Andrew Luck: And I'm out of control beard Andrew Luck, and I have cable.
- Andrew Luck: Only NFL Sunday Ticket has the fantasy zone channel - it's all things fantasy all in one place.
- Out of control beard Andrew Luck: With cable, I have to watch the game here, and get fantasy stats here.
- Andrew Luck: Fantasy Zone takes you play-to-player live so you see everything as it happens.
- Out of control beard Andrew Luck: I happen to not be wearing a shirt.
- Andrew Luck: Hi, I'm Andrew Luck, and I have NFL Sunday Ticket. It lets you watch every single NFL game live Sunday afternoon, from start to finish, all in HD, makes your place the place to be on game day.
- Hide and Seek Andrew Luck: Without Sunday Ticket, you can't get all those games, so you can spend Sunday's playing hide and seek with your cats. Meow. Where are you Mr. Jaffer? I'm going to find you!
- Randy Moss: Hi, I'm Randy Moss, and I have DIRECTV.
- Petite Randy Moss: And I'm Petite Randy Moss, and I have cable.
- Randy Moss: Only DIRECTV's NFL Sunday Ticket lets you watch your favorite team, every Sunday, no matter where you live.
- Petite Randy Moss: I just moved here. Cable doesn't carry my home team.
- Randy Moss: I love that I can watch all my old teams like I'm still back there.
- Petite Randy Moss: And I hate it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf!
Peyton Manning: Hi, I'm Peyton Manning, and I have DIRECTV.
- Really High Voice Peyton Manning: And I'm really high voice Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
- Peyton Manning: Only DIRECTV lets you watch NFL Sunday Tickets games live on all your devices.
- Really High Voice Peyton Manning: With cable, I can't do that. It's like - ahhhhhhh!
- Peyton Manning: I get to take all the games with me
- Really High Voice Peyton Manning: I sing with the Four Tunesmen.
- Camptown ladies sing this song
- Doo dah, doo Dah
- Camptown racetrack five miles long
- Oh the doo dah day
- Goin’ to run all night (all night)
- Goin’ to run all day (all day)
- I bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
- Somebody bet on the bay.
- Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: And I'm skinny legs Peyton Manning, and I have cable.
- Peyton Manning: Only NFL Sunday Ticket exclusively on DIRECTV lets you choose which game to watch on Sunday, perfect for hosting.
- Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: With cable, you're stuck with whatever game is on, and there goes my socks.
- Peyton Manning: This is what Sunday's are all about.
- Skinny Legs Peyton Manning: This box won't flatten!
- Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.
- Don't be like this me. Upgrade to NFL Sunday Ticket Max. Call 1-800-GET-SPORTS.
Oct 4, 2015
- Hold the phone, because AT&T and DIRECTV are now one! Which means you can access your DVR at the DMV! Change channels while he changes pants! You don't have to be a couch potato, you can be a trained potato! And to let them watch all the shows they love inside the ride that you really kind of ate. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.
Oct 30, 2015
- Well, this is a first. AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, so get ready to laugh here, and cry here, scream over here, and freak out over there! And maybe go back to laughing here, and crying there. Try not to laugh here though it's rude, and maybe don't cry here, people will get the wrong idea. Introducing "The All in One Plan," only from DIRECTV and AT&T.
Nov 20, 2015
- Believe it, AT&T and DIRECTV are now one, which means you can watch in the house, in a treehouse, or even in Miss Pepper Pi's house! Pause in your PJs and hit play during a PB MJ! Nice! And enjoy some cartoons instead of listening to dad's car tunes. Get the "Best of Both Worlds", DIRECTV at home and 2 Wireless lines from DIRECTV and AT&T.
- Husband: Oh, looks like we've missed most of the show.
- Wife: And there's no way to restart it.
- Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, there is.
- You see, we've got the power to turn back time
- So let's restart the show that started at nine
- And while we're at it, let's give you back your 'do
- And give her back the guy she liked before you!
- Hey, that's the power to turn back time.
- VO: Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- Man 1: Oh man, the show's pretty much over.
- Man 2: Wish we could start it from the beginning.
- Jon Bon Jovi: With DIRECTV, you can.
- You see, we've got the power to turn back time.
- Let's start over, let's rewind
- And let's go back and not quit the gym
- And have a chance to say goodbye to Grampy Tim
- Oh, that's the power to turn back time.
- VO: Get the Ultimate All-Included Bundle. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- Will Forte: What is Freedom? Yes, it's riding a horse across fields and stuff, but it's mostly getting to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. We're setting families free, so they can stream away and not squabble over. Who's using how much? So go, family, watch, freedom! Ha! SEIZE THE DATA!
- Will Forte: Freedom is in the air, because now you're free to watch your DIRECTV with unlimited data from AT&T. So, snowbound family, you're now free!
- People stuck in this elevator, man in the trunk, guy caught in a spiderweb, and couple trapped in this relationship - you're all now free to enjoy a whole bunch of stuff! SEIZE THE DATA!
- Get UNLIMITED DATA when you have AT&T Wireless and DIRECTV. Switch and get up to $650 credits per line.
- Get our best unlimited plan ever so you can stream and surf all you want with unlimited data from AT&T.
- Lady: Dear, why don't we switch to DIRECTV?
- Settler: Now, mother, we are settlers. I've settled for cable all my life.
- Lady: But DIRECTV is the number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
- Settler: We find our satisfaction elsewhere. The boy has his stick and hoop. The girl, her faceless doll, and you have your cabbages.
- Lady: And you have your foot stomping.
- Settler: I sure do.
- Lady: Dear, if we had DIRECTV, we could put TVs anywhere, without looking at cable wires and boxes in every room.
- Settler: Mother, we are settlers. We settle for cable and the simpler things in life.
- Little girl: Like our drab clothing.
- Settler: That's right daughter.
- Little boy: And homemade haircuts!
- Settler: Exactly, boy. Besides, if it weren't for wires, how could cousin Tobias give his privacy?
- Cousin Tobias: Hey, shut the blanket! I need my privacy!
- Father: Ah, greetings neighbor, neighbor boy.
- Neighbor: Yeah, so we're just bringing your son home. He really loves our wireless DIRECTV receiver.
- Father: He should know better. We're settlers. We settle for cable, but let us repay you for your troubles. Fresh milk for the journey home?
- Neighbor: We live right there.
- Father: Salted meats?
- Neighbor: No, thank you.
- Father: Hats then!
- Little boy: Ma, Pa? Why do we settle for cable?
- Mother: Because we're settlers, and that's what we do.
- Little girl: But with DIRECTV and AT&T, you can get your TV and wireless service from one provider.
- Father: Are not we your providers? Do we not provide you with this succulent Jackrabbit pie? This Delicious gray water soup? And a single lick off the family lolly every harvest moon?
- Settler: Pa, I know we settle for cable, but DIRECTV has been number one in customer satisfaction over cable for 15 years.
- Father: How 'bout over 15 satisfying years with that woman over there boiling your clothes. Her layers and layers of layers. Hair that I've rarely seen because it's always under that bonnet. And how she fought off that grizzly and made him into these slippers. That's satisfaction, son.
- Don't be a settler. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTV, call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- Don't be a settler. Get a $100 reward card when you switch to DIRECTV.
- Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
- Peyton Manning: E-man!
- Eli Manning: What's up, Peyton?
- Peyton Manning: You know, I have DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I get every game, every Sunday, all in HD.
- Eli Manning: Uh, yeah, I know that.
- Peyton Manning: So you want to come over? I'll make nachos!
- Eli Manning: I can't right now, man. I'm playing.
- Peyton Manning: Oh yeah, alright. I'll pencil you in for Tuesday.
- Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
- Lionel Richie: It's Peyton, It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
- Peyton Manning: Do you like football?
- Elder man: Yeah.
- Peyton Manning: It's DIRECTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I can watch every Sunday Ticket game live on any device.
- Elder man: I'm retired. I just sit here, watching nothing.
- Peyton Manning: Huh.
- Elder man: If I were you, I'd work as long as you can. Work as long as you can!
- Lionel Richie: It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings
- Peyton Manning: Thanks!
Version Two
- Lionel: It's Peyton. It's Peyton on Sunday Mornings.
- Peyton: E-man!
- Eli: What up, Peyt.
- Peyton: You know I have DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket. I get every game, every Sunday. All in HD.
- Eli: Yeah, I know that.
- Peyton: So you wanna come over? I'll make nachos!
- Eli: I can't right now, man. I'm playing.
- Peyton: Oh yeah. Alright. I'll pencil you in for Tuesday.
- Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch live games anywhere.
- Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.
VO: There are two potential YOUs this football season.
- The DIRECTV YOU wants to save Tony Romo from a burning building.
- The CABLE YOU wants to save half a sandwich for the ride home.
- The DIRECTV YOU does karaoke with Eli Manning.
- The CABLE YOU puts on his coat like a toddler.
- The DIRECTV YOU likes saving puppies with Andrew Luck.
- The CABLE YOU likes a good turtleneck.
- The DIRECTV YOU gets every NFL SUNDAY TICKET game live on his devices.
- The CABLE YOU doesn't, so has plenty of time for brunch.
- Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket only on DIRECTV, and watch games anywhere.
- Don't be the CABLE YOU. Get NFL Sunday Ticket included at no extra charge, only on DIRECTV.
- Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Tony Romo playing the sax? Now you can!
- Want to get NFL Sunday Ticket even if you can't get DIRECTV where you live? Well now you can! Want to see Eli Manning dressed as a banana? Now you can!
- VO: Just like some people like wet grocery bags.
- Kila: Er... yeah!
- VO: Getting a bad haircut.
- Salon customer: Yeah.
- VO: Overcrowded trains.
- Women in train: I came.
- VO: Turnstiles that don't turn.
- Aaron: Oh, yeah!
- VO: And spilling coffee on themselves. (Do not attempt.)
- VO: Just some people like pre-shaken soda, having their seat kicked on an airplane, being rammed by a shopping cart, sitting in gum, and walking into a glass door.
- Office guy: Yeah!
- VO: But for everyone else, there's DIRECTV.
- For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV and for a limited time get a $100 reward card. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
- For a #1 rated customer satisfaction over cable, switch to DIRECTV and get a $200 reward card. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.
Cable B. Ware
- Michael B. Jordan lights up his match stick to ignite the cord as a wick to an explosive box. (Do not attempt.)
- As the fuse makes it way towards the cable box, professional wrestler Bill Goldberg breaks through a window and somersaults into a room in an attempt to stop the device from igniting.
- Bill Goldberg: Don't we need that cable box to watch TV?
- Michael B. Jordan: Nope.
- Bill Goldberg: Don't we need to run?
- The film playing on TV is Mr. Mercedes on AUDIENCE.
- Michael B. Jordan: Nope. It just explodes in a high pitched 'yeahhh'.
- Upon fuse reaching the cable box, it disappears in a poof of silvery powder with an adorable high-pitched, "Yeahhh!"
- Bill Goldberg leaves the house.
- Get rid of cable. Watch live TV with no cable box.
- TV Version
- VO: Try DIRECTV NOW for $10 a month for 3 months. No satellite needed.
Don't B. Stuck
- Michael B. Jordan is entering the house with his phone while a person is stuck in a wall.
- Michael: Andrea, what's up?
- Andrea: Hey. You know... stuck in the old way watching TV, annual contracts, hardware, all that stuff.
- Michael: Oh no, I'm sorry.
- Andrea: It's cool.
- Michael lies himself down across the sofa and watches TV on his phone.
- Stream live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.
Can You B.Lieve It?
- Michael: This is live TV, on a phone,
- It zooms out one-by-one until the tablet.
- Michael (in a bathtub): On a phone,
- Michael (while eating cereal): On a phone,
- Michael (while sitting on a car): On a tablet, on a cool car, on a driveway...
- Then, it zooms out once more.
- Michael (in the swimming pool): And back, on a phone.
- Watch live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.
Time To B. Serious
- Michael: It's over. You need us to sting me used to have...
- DIRECTV Professional is wrapping up the cable box.
- Michael: I'm old to look at me like that. I don't need that anymore.
- DIRECTV Professional: I'm done actually.
- Michael: Just go.
- DIRECTV Employee: Yeah, perfect. Get this, you're placed.
- Get rid of cable. Watch live TV with no cable box.
B. Free
- This commercial takes place in a library room.
- Michael: You know what, we want TV without all that old TV stuff. We want live TV that's annual contract-free...
- Michael throws the annual contract paper into a fireplace.
- Michael: ...hardware-free...
- Michael smashes the cable box with a golden stick and throws into the fireplace that burns.
- Michael: ...commitment-free...
- Michael takes off his wedding ring and throws into a fireplace.
- Michael: ...even couch-free...
- Michael pushes the couch into a fireplace.
- Michael: ...walls-free...
- The library walls collapse into a freedom.
- Michael: ...pants-free, just completely free to be free-free...
- Michael wears off his pants and shoes and flies upward and away.
- Michael: ...because that's how we want it.
- VO: DIRECTV NOW. Live TV on any stream. Only from AT&T.
Shredder
- Michael: Listen, here's a thing. We want to stream live TV, with no annual contracts...
- Michael shreds the annual contracts papers. He unplugs the hardware from the TV.
- Michael: ...No hardware (like these bulky boxes)...
- Michael shreds the hardware with the cable. He takes off the wall clock.
- Michael: ...No waiting for the installation guide...
- Michael shreds the wall clock.
- Michael: ...no worries.
- A person: I'm worried you gonna put me in there too.
- Michael: Oh, I am. But let's not worry about that anymore.
- Michael takes the person turned cardboard figure and folds into a piece and shreds the folded cardboard person into a shredder. (Do not attempt.)
- VO: DIRECTV NOW. Live TV on any stream. Only from AT&T.
Contracts B. Gone
- Michael B. Jordan shreds the contracts as DIRECTV NOW is contract-free.
- When a gardener is watering the sprouts, he sees the confetti coming from the annihilator.
- Everyone gathered around for the party and applaud him because the contracts are begone!
- Stream live TV with no annual contract or bulky hardware.
- Michael: I’m so happy for you, guys!
Allstate[]
2000s - 2019[]
2003
- Dennis: Last Thanksgiving, about 2 million people tried to deep-fry their turkey. 15 succeeded in setting their houses on fire. At Christmas, there was a lot of driving over the river and through the woods and a little bit of skidding on the ice and taking out grandma's garage door. So while you're celebrating, Allstate will be standing by. Trouble never takes the holiday; neither should your insurance. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
60-second version
- 'From Where You Are' by Lifehouse plays.
- The teenagers are driving in one direction.
- VO: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them.
- Start the Conversation with the Parent-Teen Driving Contract.
2007
- The teens are driving.
- Dennis: Every year, nearly 6,000 teenagers go out for a drive, and never come back. Just talking to them can change them. The Allstate Parent-Teen Driving contract can help. Get yours from an Allstate agent. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
- The football state driver is stuck.
- Man 1: You are killing me, bird would.
- Man 2: Hey. Take the secret shortcut.
- Man 3: Never heard of the secret shortcut?
- Man 2: Because it's a secret hand, take it!
- A team is going down a secret path.
- Man 3: Not bad for hoot.
(Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
- Man 1: You are protecting this trail for would...
- Man 2: Once, including now.
- The car is descending in a secret path and makes a crash landing.
- VO: now would be a good time to have Accident Forgiveness...
- Man 2: Not too bad...
- A black car crushes the top of front "Go State" car.
- Driver 2: "Tech Rules!"
- VO: ...or New Car Replacement, your choice auto insurance, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
2009 Part 1
- Dennis: 1931 was not exactly a great year to start a business. But, that's when Allstate opened its doors. And through the 12 recessions since, they've noticed that after the fear subside, a funny thing happens. People start enjoying the small things in life.
- The people go to the museum.
- Dennis: A home-cooked meal, time with loved ones, appreciating the things we do have, the things we can count on. It's back to basics. And the basics are good. Protect them. Put them in good hands.
Part 2
- The music plays.
- Dennis: In the last year, we've learned a lot. We've learned that meatloaf and Jenga can actually be more fun than reservations and box seats.
- A family plays Jenga.
- Dennis: And who's around the TV, it's more important than how big it is.
- People watch the TV.
- Dennis: But the most memorable vacations can happen 10 feet from your front door.
- Family and kids enjoy the swimming pool.
- Dennis: The cars aren't for showing how far we've come, but for taking us where we want to go.
- Dennis: We've learned that the best things in life don't cost much at all, and at Allstate, they don't cost much to protect. So protect them. Put them in Good Hands.
2007
- Dennis: Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. But only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus for every 6 months you don't have an accident. And you afford not to be in good hands?
2007
- VO: Most of us look at the world like nothing bad will ever happen. An Allstate agent knows that all too often.
- A flash forward to the fiery house.
- VO: It does.
- Then it flashes to the new house.
- VO: And they offer innovative ways to help protect your world.
- A flash forward to the accident scene.
- VO: By Accident Forgiveness.
- Flashes before the theft.
- VO: Identity restoration coverage.
- A flash to the wedding before the funeral.
- VO: And life insurance, for the unthinkable.
- Dennis: These days, you need more than just an insurance agent. You need an Allstate agent. Someone who makes it their business to help protect you. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
- The drivers drive while doing other things.
- We've all seen them: The Makeup Artist, The Dedicated Investor, Mr. Change-your-pants-while-driving. Multitasking doubles your risk of an accident.
- Dennis takes the food from a driver.
- Dennis: Do it a little less, and now Allstate will give you a bonus. Cash off your renewal bill for ever six months you don't have an accident.
- A woman plays with a dog while driving.
- Dennis: Part of your choice auto, only from Allstate.
2006
- A drivers drives with a coffee on-hand. He hits the brakes hardly, beginning a slow-motion.
- Dennis: All season radio tires, anti-lock brakes...
- A drivers throws the coffee.
- Dennis: ...electronic stability control, they made everything about the automobiles safer, except the driver.
- A car hits another car.
- Dennis: Introducing the "Safe Driving Bonus", new from Allstate. With cash off your renewal bill for every six months you don't have one of these. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
2008
- Dennis: Before you hit the road, you probably have a routine. Adjust the mirrors, check. Click your seat belt, find the favorite station, and avoid hitting the mailbox. Check, check, and you get the idea.
- Most insurance companies give you a discount for driving safely. Only Allstate gives you that, plus an extra bonus check every 6 months you're accident free. For being extra careful, you deserve an extra reward. That's Allstate's stand. And you afford not to be in good hands?
- Dennis: I'm here with Kasey Kahne, to introduce the Allstate safe driving bonus check. Just drive safe for 6 months...
- Kasey: ...and Allstate will send a check, right to your mailbox.
- Dennis: Because the best drivers in the world deserves...
- The white car hit the race car.
- Dennis: Wow.
- The white car windows down and the ladies wave to the racer.
- Dennis: Like I said, accident forgiveness, part of your choice auto, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
- Violet lady: Great. Just about one.
- A lady gets a camera to take a picture with a racer and ladies.
- Lady #2: Super starring in that commercial.
2010
- Dennis: Here's a myth: you get nothing for driving safely. Truth: At Allstate, you get a check in the mail, twice a year every year you don't have an accident. The Safe Driving Bonus Check. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you like Allstate.
2011
- VO: You're a safe driver.
- The cars brake hard to halt in near-collision.
- VO: Isn't it about time you got paid for being one?
- Female Agent: Only Allstate will send you an actual bonus check worth up to five percent of your premium every six months you go without an accident. Call an Allstate agent now or 866-601-9500, so you can get the rewards you deserve.
- The scene where collisions happen.
- VO: This is not the time to wish you have accident forgiveness.
- Female Agent: Now is the time to get accident forgiveness from Allstate. Starting the day you sign up, your rates won't go up just because you have an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-601-9500 before you drive again.
- Another scene where collisions happen.
- VO: This is not the time to wish you had better insurance.
- Female Agent: You don't have to skimp on quality protection with Allstate. In fact, drivers who switched from GEICO to Allstate saved an average of $473 a year, and you don't have to wait for your current policy to expire. Call 866-601-9500.
- Dennis: And you afford not to be in good hands?
2012
- Woman: Remember when you said men are superior drivers?
- Man: Yeah.
- Woman: Yeah, then how do you get it...
- VO: Allstate safe driving bonus check.
- Woman: ...so weird, right? My agent Tom said...
- VO: Only Allstate sends you a bonus check for every six months you're accident free.
- Woman: ...but I'm a woman. Maybe, it's a misprint. Does it look like a misprint.
- Dennis: Silence. Ask an Allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. Are you in good hands?
2013
- Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers. The safe driving bonus check, only from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
- Waiter: Okay ladies, whenever you're ready.
- Ladies: Thank you.
- Red lady: I got this.
- Blonde lady: Oh, no, I'll get it!
- Red lady: Let me get it.
- Blonde lady: Uh-uh-uh
- Red lady: I don’t want you to pay for this.
- Blonde lady: It’s not happening, honey.
- Dennis; Let her get it. She got her safe driving bonus check from Allstate last week, and it's her treat.
- Blonde lady: What about a tip?
- Dennis: Oh, here's one... get an Allstate agent.
- Blonde lady: Nice.
- Female VO: Switch today and get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely only from Allstate. Call 866-905-6500 now.
- The men are reacting to the Sports TV.
- Fat fan: Here we go! Hold on man, is that a leak up there?
- Dennis: That's a drip.
- Fan #3: Whoo. Okay.
- The second floor drip cracks open and water spills, causing wreckage.
- Fan #1: Aah.
- Dennis: Now that's a leak.
- Fat fan: That is a leak!
- Dennis: And if you don't have Allstate Renters Insurance, game over!
- Female VO: Protect your valuables from things like water damage, for as low as $4 a month when you add renters insurance to your Allstate auto policy. Call 866-905-6500 now. Plus, drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year.
- Dennis: Just a few more ways Allstate is changing car insurance for good.
- Female VO: Call and Allstate agent and get a quote now.
2017
- Driver: It's okay that everybody ignores me when I drive. It's fine, because I get a safe driving bonus check every six months I'm accident free. Because I don't use my cell phone when I'm driving. Even though my family does and leaves me all alone. Here's something else I don't share it with mom I don't. Right, Mom? I have a brand new putter you don't even know about. It's awesome.
- VO: Safe driving bonus checks only from Allstate.
- Driver: Sometimes I leave the seat up on purpose.
- VO: Switching to Allstate is worth it.
2009
- A car collides with another car.
- VO: You get hit while making a left, you're at fault.
- A flash to the driver.
- VO: But what if you were set up? It's called the "Drive Down Scam".
- The guy waves.
- VO: When guy waves you on, then blocks your way. While his accomplice...
- Another car hits one car.
- VO: ...finishes the job.
- The car goes.
- Dennis: Scams like this can add hundreds to your insurance bill. That's why Allstate has a dedicated fraud team, fighting fraud helps keep your insurance affordable. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
2007
- There was a normal traffic. A speeding car crashed into a car with a mother. The car spun wildly.
- Dennis: If you saw that coming, call any insurance company. If you didn't, call Allstate.
- Woman gets off the car with her son.
- Dennis: Only Allstate has accident forgiveness, starting the day you sign up, not three years later. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
Football Coach
- Man 1: Why you only give me?
- Man 2: Cause I have a high in my hand.
- Man 3: Hey hey hey. There's a Ball Big Bag.
- They're seeing the statue.
- Man 3: I'm going to touch him.
- The door opens then it gets crashed by the black car while he's trying to get out.
- Dennis VO: Now would be a good time to have accident forgiveness, part of Allstate Your Choice Auto Insurance. Are you in good hands?
Statue
- Man 1: There's a ball big bag statue. Hold your breath until he passes it.
- The traffic signals go red, and it stops.
- (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
- The man is blowing out goop and the right seat steers the wheel while the driver is asleep and crashes into the statue. The athletes are shocked while the statue falls into the car.
- Player 1: Hey, Ball big bag statue. So lifelocked.
- Player 2: Hey, em?
- Cheerleader: Get 'em!
- The car backs up and crashes on the back.
- Dennis VO: Did you have Accident Forgiveness? Call Allstate to sign up today. Are you in good hands?
2009
- Dennis: When that light stays yellow for three seconds...
- The cars beep in the intersection.
- Dennis: ...or six. If the tire shreds, where will it land?
- The traffic is flowing while one car door opens.
- Dennis: Uncertainly on the road can lead to an accident. That's why there's "Accident Forgiveness." Now your rates won't go up just because of an accident. It's time to make the world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
2010
- The kids ride their toy bikes.
- Woman: What?
- VO: Now I'll always forgave you, even when you did something wrong. Wouldn't it be nice to get that?
- The glass jar falls to the floor and shatters. Images involving the accident.
- VO: The real world?
- The drivers get out of their cars.
- Dennis: With Accident Forgiveness, part of your choice auto only from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up. It's time to make your world a better place to drive. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?
- Dennis: Here's the truth: your rates don't have to go up just because of an accident. Now that you get Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.
2011
- Dennis: If insurance were sold in the grocery store...
- A woman takes a big State Farm container from the shelf.
- Dennis: ...Whoa, wait. Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
- Lady customer: What?
- Dennis: Just like that? Did you even see the Allstate?
- Lady customer: It's cute. What is it?
- Dennis: Great insurance. You get Accident Forgiveness, Deductible Rewards, Safe Driving Bonus Checks, plus a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance just for calling.
- A lady has Allstate pack instead of State Farm.
- Lady customer: SOLD.
- Dennis: Tiny tow truck -- works every time. Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.
2012
- Dad: My insurance rates are probably gonna double.
- Girl: But Dad, you've got...
- VO: Allstate. With Accident Forgiveness, they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
- Dad: Smart kid.
- VO: Indeed.
15-second version
- Dennis: Are you in good hands?
30-second version
- Dennis: Ask an Allstate agent about accident forgiveness. Are you in good hands?
- Male VO: Allstate Accident Forgiveness starts the day you sign up. In Egg Harbor Township in Northfield, call Allstate Marc Ludwig at 609-645-6999.
2013
- Dennis: Being 16, Alex thinks he's invincible. His dad knows he's not. That's why Dad got Allstate Accident Forgiveness. It starts the day you sign up.
- Female VO: With Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, your rates won't go up just because of an accident, even if it's your fault. Call 866-439-0300 now.
- Dennis: Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
- Female VO: Get two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safely. Switch to Allstate today. Call an Allstate agent now and see how much you could save.
- Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan.
- Female VO: Switch to the Allstate value plan and see how affordable better protection can be. Call 866-439-0300 now.
- Dennis: Let an Allstate agent help you save. Are you in good hands?
- Female VO: Call an Allstate Agent and get a quote now.
2014
- The family is chatting.
- Man: We get going?
- Woman: Yeah. Happy Birthday, Jack.
- Jack: Thanks, sweetheart. Take care of my baby girl!
- Man: No, wait.
- Woman: You sure you don't want me to drive?
- Man: Come on. Finally had a few.
- The man drives a car. It hit the construction truck's back.
- The man cries.
- Man: Julie. Julie. Julie.
- Female VO: And that's why you want Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. It keeps your rates from going up, just because of an accident.
- The rescue team helps Julie from injuries, getting her into the hospital. The man is wounded.
- Rescue Team: Can you hear me? Help for me? What’s your first night?
- Female VO: Talk to your local Allstate agent today. Call 877-288-1100 now.
2017
- Man: Mom, Dad, Hi. I had a very minor fender-bender tonight in an unreasonably narrow fast-food drive-through lane. But what a powerful life lesson and don't worry, I've everything handled, I already spoke to our Allstate agent, and I know that we have accident forgiveness, which is so smart on your guy's part. Like the fact that they'll just forgive you.
- Mom: 4 weeks without the car.
- Man: Okay. Yep. Good night.
- VO: With Accident Forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident. Switching to Allstate is worth it.
2011
- A stranded driver is at the market.
- Dennis: Allstate wants everyone to be protected on the road, whether you're an Allstate customer or not. All you have to do is call.
- Ilyssa Fradin VO: Call Allstate Now and you'll get a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance.
- Dennis VO: Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent.
Version two
- Female VO: And if you call now, your first tow in Good Hands Roadside Assistance is Free! Simply get a quote on any Allstate Insurance policy. That's a free lifetime membership in Good Hands Roadside Assistance just for calling. And a free tow just for quoting. Call now!
2013
- Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. And saving money with Allstate doesn't stop paying. Kim and James, are what you might call overly protective, especially behind the wheel. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, Allstate gives them a bonus twice a year for being safe drivers.
- Dennis: Emily's just starting out, and on a budget, like a ramen noodle every night budget. She thought Allstate car insurance was out of her reach, because she heard about the value plan. See how much you could save with Allstate. Are you in good hands?
- Man gets out of driver’s car.
- Man 1: My bad.
- Man 2: Tell me you have good insurance.
- Man 1: Yep, I’ve got...
- VO: Allstate.
- Man 2: Really? I was afraid you'd have some cut-rate policy.
- Man 1: No, I've got...
- VO: The Allstate Value Plan. It's their most affordable car insurance, and you still get an Allstate agent.
- Man 2: I too have...
- VO: Allstate.
- Man 2: Same agent and everything.
- Man 1: It's like we're connected.
- Man 2: No, we're not.
- Man 1: Yeah, we are.
- Man 2: No, we're not.
- Dennis: The Allstate Value Plan. Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
- a husband talks to a pregnant wife, prepared with a nursery.
- Husband: Babies are not cheap.
- Wife: We should switch our car insurance to...
- VO: Allstate. Their value plan is affordable, and it still comes with an Allstate agent.
- Husband: I'm so in love with you right now.
- His wife smiles.
- Dennis: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you, like Allstate.
- Dennis: Are you in good hands?
- Dennis: There's this myth: that you can't lower your price on car insurance without cutting coverage. Here's the truth: drivers who switched to Allstate save money and got more protection.
- Dennis: There's a myth: you can't switch car insurance until your policy expires. Here's the truth: you can switch to Allstate whenever you darn well please. And if you get Allstate today, you can get an early signing discount up to an extra 10% off, even better, an Allstate agent and do the switching for you. Let the good hands give you a great price, and make it easier for you.
- Dennis: Here's the truth: safe drivers cost everybody less. That's why they pay less. But in Allstate, they pay a whole lot less. In fact, safe drivers can save 45% or more on their car insurance. Protect your home with Allstate too, and you can save an extra 10%. Think Allstate's expensive? Think again. Now that you know the truth, let the good hands give you a great price.
- Dennis: A lot of people think car insurance is one-size-fits-all. Here's the truth: at Allstate you can personalize your car insurance policy to fit your life. Choose your deductible how you pay, your coverage, including features like Accident Forgiveness, and the Safe Driving Bonus Check. No cookie cutter policies at Allstate. Let the good hands give you the protection that fits you at a great price.
- The biker arrives at neighbor’s house.
- Man 1: Back in the saddle.
- Biker: Gotta fixed up since the accident.
- Man 2: Sounds like a weed whacker? Yeah (laughs)
- Man 1: You need an...
- VO: Allstate agent. They guarantee your bike is always fixed with genuine parts.
- Biker: Is it that bad?
- Neighbor: Hey man! You want a rake?
- The lawn cutter is active. They laugh.
- Dennis: Always get genuine parts. Get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?
2016
- VO: This little guy is about to make his first deposit.
- Man: We'd like to open up his savings account for him.
- Woman: Yes. Yes.
- Banker: That'd be great.
- VO: Thanks to Mom and Dad, and their safe driving bonus check from Allstate.
- Banker: Oh, look at this. Safe driving bonus. So you're a safe driver?
- Baby: No.
- Dennis: Lucky little fella.
- Ilyssa Fradin VO: Only Allstate gives you two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving safe. See how much more an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 877-644-3100.
- VO: Like the most families, Dad is always the last to know.
- Dad: Oh.
- VO: That's why Accident Forgiveness was the first thing he asked for, when he switched to Allstate.
- Dad: Michael James!
- Dennis: Middle name. Not good.
- Female VO: Get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate and keep your rates from going up just because of an accident. Find out how a local Allstate Agent can help better protect your family. Call one right now. Plus, drivers who switched saved an average of $498 a year.
- Dennis: Just a few more ways the good hands are doing more than ever before.
- See what the personal service of an Allstate agent can do for you. Call 877-644-3100.
Mid Game
- Dennis: Tonight, Matt and Shannon learned that when you use social media to let your friends know where you are, you also let burglars know where you are not. Talk to an Allstate agent to make sure your home is fully protected. Because Mayhem is everywhere.
Post Game
- Dennis: Tonight, Matt and Shannon learned the hard way that when you use social media to let your friends know where you are, you also let burglars know where you are not. More and more, burglars are using social media to find their targets. Be careful what you share, when you share, and with whom you sharen't. Learn more at Allstate.com/AwareShare. And talk to an Allstate agent to make sure your home is fully protected. Because Mayhem is everywhere.
TV Version
- Dennis: The fact is, there are over ninety-six hundred roads named "Park" in the U.S. It's America's most popular street name. But Allstate agents know that's where the similarity stops. If you're on Park Street in Reno, Nevada, the high winds of the Washoe Zephyr could damage your siding. And that's very different than living on Park Ave in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, where ice dams could cause water damage. But no matter what Park you live on, one of 10,000 local Allstate agents knows yours. Now that you know the truth, are you in Good Hands?
2020 - present[]
- Sonny: Looks like they picked the wrong getaway driver.
- Dennis: They're going to be paying for this for along time.
- Sonny: They will. But with Accident Forgiveness, Allstate won't raise your rates just because of an accident, even if it's your fault.
- Director: Cut! Sonny.
- Sonny: Was that good?
- Director: Line!
- Script Supervisor: The desert never lies.
- Sonny: Isn't that what I said?
- Script Supervisor: No, you were talking about Allstate and insurance.
- Sonny: I just... When I...
- Director: Let's try again. Every back to one.
- Dennis VO: Accident Forgiveness from Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
15-second version
- TV Sports Announcer: Oh! Let's go to a commercial!
- Guy 2: Not another commercial!
- Dennis: When you bundle your home, auto, and life insurance with Allstate, you could save 25 percent. The more you bundle, the more you can save.
- Real Dennis: What?
- VO: Bundle and save. Click or call for a quote today.
(Do not attempt. Demonstration only.)
- A roller goes down the stairs. The roller begins her journey.
- Girl: Morning!
- Engineer: Good morning!
- The hose attaches to the roller. The gardener snaps the hose by the roll.
- A roller collects the clothes. The girl is feeling the roll.
- Girl: Excuse me!
- The waiter loses its cloth. Other people saw the roll coming.
- The florist detects the roll and suddenly throws the flowers up in the air.
- VO: This is the feeling of total protection. Now that we protect your identity and mobile phone, as well as your auto, home and life.
- Tis the season to save a bundle. Bundle auto and home, and save up to 25 percent with Allstate. Bundling just feels good this time of year.
- Looking to save money this holiday season? Look at Allstate. Drivers who switched & saved, averaged $718 dollars.
Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Call a local agent, or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today. 2021
- Female VO: Before you go over the river and through the woods this holiday season, remember, safe drivers save 40 percent with Allstate. Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Click for a quote today.
- Looking to save money this holiday season? Look at Allstate. Drivers who switched & saved, averaged $718 dollars. Switch to Allstate to see how much you can save. Click for a quote today.
(Professional driver. Do not attempt.)
- The race car drivers are ready to race.
- The race is on! A teal race car goes fast, while the orange race car is driving slow and steady.
- A teal race car finishes first, while the orange race car finishes second with safety.
- VO: When you save money with Allstate, you feel like you're winning. Safe drivers save 40 percent. Saving is easy when you're in good hands. Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
Dennis Haysbert version (30 seconds)
- "Our House" by Madness plays.
- VO: Welcome to Allstate.
- A driver is carrying the moving house to the next location.
- An elder woman is watching the moving house.
- VO: You already paid for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
- Bundle home & auto and save up to 25%.
- VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less.
- A boy throws a newspaper to the moving house while he rides a bike.
- VO: You're in good hands. Click or call to bundle today.
Version two
- VO: Welcome to Allstate. You already pay for car insurance, why not take your home along for the ride? Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.
15 second version
- VO: Welcome to Allstate. Here, if you already pay for car insurance, you can take your home along for the ride. Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.
Canada version[]
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate. You already pay for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
- Save over $700 when you bundle home & auto.
- Female VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Click to bundle today.
Alicia Keys version[]
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate.
- Female VO: You already pay for car insurance. Why not take your home along for the ride?
- Female VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.
15 second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate. Here, if you already pay for car insurance, you can take your home along for the ride. Allstate. Better protection costs a whole lot less. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.
30 second version
- VO: Welcome to Allstate.
- A car is driving down the parking garage spiral ramp from the roof to the ground floor.
- VO: Where we're driving down the costs of insurance.
- A boy sees the balls fall down into the hole of labyrinth.
- VO: Drivers who switched saved over $700.
- VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Click or call for a lower rate today.
TV Version
- VO: Allstate. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
15 second version
- VO: Welcome to Allstate, where we're driving down the cost of insurance.
- VO: Drivers who switched saved over $700. You're in good hands. Call a local agent or 1-800-Allstate for a quote today.
(Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.)
- When the basketball throws to the street, a car goes to left wheelie mode.
- Female VO: Here, things work the way you wish they would. And better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where everything just seems to go your way.
- Female VO: You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where our new auto rates are so low, you'll jump for joy. Here, better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower auto rate today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate. Where you can pay a little less and enjoy the ride a little more. Now, get new lower auto rates. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a lower rate today.
2022
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
- Female VO: And savings like that follow you everywhere.
- Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate.
- Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Click or call for a quote today.
TV Version 3
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
- Female VO: And savings like that follow you everywhere.
- Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate.
- Female VO: Because better protection costs a whole lot less. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where auto insurance now costs less.
- Female VO: Now, save more with Allstate. You're in good hands with Allstate. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
TV Version
- Female VO: The safer you drive, the more you save. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where the safer you drive, the more you save, like Rachel here.
- Rachel: How am I looking?
- Female VO: The most cautious driver we got.
- Rachel: Am I there?
- Female VO: Looking good. Safe driving and Drivewise saves you 40 percent with Allstate.
Version 2
- Female VO: Save up to 25 percent when you bundle home and auto. Call a local agent or 1-888-Allstate for a quote today.
15-second version
- Female VO: Welcome to Allstate, where you can bundle and save. Isn't that right, Phil?
- Phil: I'm in the metaverse, bundle my home and auto insurance.
- Female VO: Bundle home and auto and save. Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
15-second version
- VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you. Not one based on whatever this person is doing. Get a rate based on you with DriveWise and the Allstate app.
15-second version
- VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, not Paul, You don't want to ride with Paul. Get a rate based on you with DriveWise in the Allstate app.
15 sec version
- VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you with Allstate. Because you... you are not doing this. Save with DriveWise and get a rate based on you. You're in good hands with Allstate.
15 sec version
- VO: Some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you with Allstate. Because you know the right way to save.
- Passenger: Stop!
- VO: Save with DriveWise and get a rate based on you. You're in good hands with Allstate.
Mayhem[]
(Demonstration only. Do not attempt.)
2010-2015[]
- Dean Winters (Mayhem): I'm the key, against your side door.
- Mayhem draws a scratch on the shield using a key.
- Mayhem eats leaves as a deer.
- Mayhem. I'm a wild deer.
- Mayhem stands on the road. The car hits Mayhem, and Mayhem cracks the windshield. He laughs.
- Mayhem barks as a puppy, eating food.
- Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
- Mayhem drives as a teenage girl.
- Mayhem: I'm a typical teenage girl.
- He receives a text, and the car crashes past the other's car.
- Mayhem tosses the phone to the back.
- The wind blows.
- Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm. Shaky, shaky shaky shaky.
- The tree branch snaps, falling to a car.
- Mayhem barks as a puppy.
- Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat.
- Mayhem: I'm a random wind storm.
- Mayhem snaps a branch out of tree, falling to the car.
- Mayhem: I'm a hot babe out jogging.
- The driver focuses on the jogger without noticing a hit on the street lantern.
- Mayhem: Call me Mayhem.
- The car hit Mayhem's expensive car, causing Mayhem's head to shake up and down.
- Mayhem: I'm every reason to have the right insurance.
- The pink SUV crashes past the parked car. Mayhem receives a text message.
- Mayhem: A lot of you are cutting your coverage and leaving yourselves unprotected. So get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm the puppy that ate your back seat. I'm a random windstorm. (grunts) I'm a hot babe out jogging. Call me Mayhem. (tires screech) I'm every reason to have the right insurance. But a lot of you are cutting your coverage and leaving yourselves unprotected. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
- VO: Mayhem is everywhere. Protect yourself. Are you in good hands?
2012
- Mayhem: I'm a satellite dish. The only reason you got me was for basketball. But for today's game, I'm a little... (neck cracks) fuzzy. So you tried to fix me. But you just made me loose. Newsflash: if you have cut rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.
Watching Soccer
- I'm a satellite dish. The only reason you got me was for watch soccer. But for today's game, I'm a little... fuzzy. So you tried to fix me. But you just made me loose. Newsflash: if you have cut rate insurance you might not be covered for this. So get Allstate, and protect your house and car from Mayhem, like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm your lucky team flag. We've gone through fourteen seasons together. But in flag years, I'm like a hundred and thirty. Now, I'm just holding on by a... thread. If you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be dealing with this mess yourself. So get Allstate. Where agents keep you protected from Mayhem like me.
2010
- Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
2012
- Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate. You could save some cash and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm a random windstorm. Shaky shaky! And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be picking up this tab yourself. So get Allstate.
2010
- Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.
2012
- Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance may not cover my $90,000 car, so I sue you, 'cause that's what I do. So get Allstate. You can save money, and be better protected from mayhem like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm a filthy rich executive. I hear the market's down a million points. I freak out. I spill my large espresso. The searing pain makes me slam on the brakes. Uh-oh, your fault. And your fifteen-minute insurance may not cover my ninety-thousand dollar car, so I sue you. Cuz that's what I do. So get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
2010
- Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this, so get Allstate. You could save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
- Mayhem: You like overweighted snow? Prove it on Facebook.
2010
- Mayhem: And your 15-minute insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
2012
- Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
- Mayhem: Recalculating!
30-second version
- The Christmas song plays.
- Girl: That one, daddy! It's beautiful!
- Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
- Family: Ten lords-a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing
- Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose.
- Mayhem falls off the car, rolling on a road as a tree.
- Mayhem: And your cut-rate insurance might not pay for this.
- The car drives and spins.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
60-second version
- The Christmas song plays.
- Girl: That one, daddy! What? It's beautiful!
- Mom: Oh, it's beautiful!
- Mayhem: I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color. My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
- Christmas employee: All right, good enough. You're all set.
- Mayhem: I've got about 20 minutes before big Don Olson here shoves me in a stand, and covers me in tinsel.
- Family: Twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords-a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves
- Mayhem: But halfway home, my twine gets loose, and that makes me, your problem.
- Mayhem falls off the car and rolls like a tree.
- Mayhem: And if you have cut-rate insurance, you may not be covered for this.
- The car turns and spins.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
- Family (singing): And a partridge in a pear tree.
2013
- Female VO: Renting is mayhem, so get Allstate Renters Insurance for as low as $4 a month. Just visit Allstaterenters.com or call 855-724-4242 today. Because without renters insurance... you'll be paying for this yourself.
2011
- Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your 15 minute car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)
2012
- Mayhem: And if you got your home insurance where you got your cut-rate car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself. (laugh)
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
2011
- Mayhem: And if you've got 15 minute insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: And if you got 15-minute insurance, it might not pay for this. So get Allstate. You could save cash and be better protected from Mayhem... (Whoo-hoo!) like me.
2012
- Mayhem: And if you've got cut-rate insurance it might not pay for this. So get Allstate, you can save cash and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
60-second version
- The car drives with Mayhem holding as a blind spot.
- Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things. And I'm really good at my job.
- The driver checks the mirror, she doesn't see the truck, she just saw Mayhem who just made it to driver's door.
- Mayhem: In fact, I'm blind spot of the mouth.
- Driver signals left turn.
- Mayhem: You're good.
- While changing lanes, the truck crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin. It is shown in slow motion.
- Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
- Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
- Mayhem taps the car roof.
30-second version
- Mayhem: I'm your blind spot. And my job is easy. Hide big things.
- Driver signals left turn.
- Mayhem: You're good.
- Upon changing lanes without noticing the truck, it crashes to the side of the car driver's door, causing a wild spin.
2011
- Mayhem: And if you named your own price on car insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
2012
- Mayhem: And with your cut-rate insurance, you could be paying for this yourself.
- Mayhem leaves the car and walks to another car.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, you could save money and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
Version two
- VO: Introducing the Claim Satisfaction Guarantee, only from Allstate. Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands?
30-second version
- Mayhem removes the engine parts from the car.
- Dennis: Mayhem is everywhere.
- Mayhem: Oops.
- Dennis: That's why Allstate offers it's Vehicle Service Contract. It covers a range of mechanical breakdowns after your manufacturer’s warranty expires, from your transmission to your timing belt. Vehicle Service Contract from Allstate. Are you in good hands?
15-second version
- VO: When problems arise, don't rely on a sketchy F&I provider. Get Allstate Dealer Services and be better protected from Mayhem.
TV Version
- Mayhem: (phone buzzing) I'm your phone. I'm alerting you your bracket is busted and I'm playing a little hide and seek. Cold... BZZZ! Warmer... BZZ BZZ! Warmer... Ah, boiling. (Brakes screeching) Jackpot. And if you've got cut-rate car insurance, you could be picking up these charges yourself. BZZ-BZZ! So get Allstate, where agents help keep you protected from Mayhem, like me.
- VO: March is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?
Vote for DIY[]
- Mayhem: picks up something.
- Mayhem: Check me out. I'm a Do-It-Yourselfer.
- Mayhem falls through the attic floor while trying to replace the insulation.
- Mayhem: A bad one.
- Mayhem blows on the wired light switch.
- Mayhem: All the enthusiasm and optimism.
- The lights blow up while attempting to repair the light switch.
- Mayhem: With none of the skill or ability.
- Mayhem turns around the CAT excavator vehicle.
- Mayhem: It's like I've got an appetite for destruction!
- Mayhem demolishes the gazebo kiosk.
- Mayhem: Whoops. And my house is an all-you-can-eat buffet! Ha ha!
- Mayhem paints while standing next to the edge of a handrail.
- Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance, you could be DIY... uh oh! Ugh!
- Mayhem crashes through a second-story bannister and fell off the second floor while trying to paint a wall!
- Mayhem: You could be DIY on these payments yourself. So get an Allstate agent, and be protected from Mayhem, like you!
- Mayhem looks at the photos of votes.
- Mayhem: Yeah. I'm gonna get you Chris Bertsch, Caleb Gauff, Julianna Patterson, and Leanne Gifford's Dad. I read your polls online. I saw what you did, and you're in for a treat. Stay tuned.
- Mayhem takes Leanne's Dad picture off the wall.
Mayhem Sale[]
- Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
- Mayhem smashes through the window with fists and unlocks the door.
- Mayhem: I let myself in...
- Mayhem opens the door and drinks skim milk.. After drinking, she throws the skim milk.
- Mayhem: I started selling their stuff live on the Internet. But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch on over to my website and thank these people for oversharing by paying me for their stuff.
- Mayhem: Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at Mayhemsale.com!
- The sale price from the retailers are on!
2016 - 2017[]
- Mayhem: I'm all that techy stuff you got crammed into your brand-new car.
- The driver touches the dashboard face.
- Mayhem: I'm so sexy, you can't keep your hands off me. Do it again.
- Driver swipes the dashboard face.
- Mayhem: There you go. I can do whatever you want, except keep your eyes on the road.
- The car beeps, causing the driver to turn right into the puddle pool. Mayhem laughs.
- VO: Now, would be a good time to have new car replacement.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
2016
- Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh!
Mayhem gives the mascot a high-five.
- Mayhem comes out of water closet.
- Mayhem: I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on. Now, we're on a winning streak...
- Mayhem gets into the car.
- Mayhem: ...and I have never taken them off.
- Mayhem opens and shuts the driver’s door.
- Mayhem: So I know where I’m going? Absolutely. We’re going to the playoff!
- Mayhem drives the car, moving another car to the street lantern.
(Fictionalization. Do not attempt.)
- VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
- Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
- Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
2017
- Mayhem: I’m my team’s #1 fan! Yay! Sports! Uh! I've never been #1 in anything until I put these babies on, and I have never taken them off.
- Mayhem gets into the car.
- Mayhem: So I know the difference between reversing drive? Duh! I just can't see around all this school spirit.
- Mayhem drivers the car, moving another car to the street lantern.
- VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident, starting the day you sign up.
- Mayhem's car crushes the yellow car.
- Mayhem: So get Accident Forgiveness from Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
- VO: March is Mayhem. Are you in good hands?
(Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
- Mayhem is stuck on a hoop. The players throw the basketball to the backboard.
- Mayhem: Check it out. I'm a hoop, and I'm 18 inches of nope. Brick!
- Mayhem catches the ball and throws it outside the area, and on to the oncoming traffic.
- VO: Allstate guarantees your rates won't go up just because of an accident.
- Mayhem blows.
- Mayhem: You guys are terrible.
- VO: Are you in good hands?
(Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt. Do not text and drive.)
- The car drives onto the barrier ramp and collapses the road construction tools.
- Mayhem: And if you do business like me, well, no bonus for you.
- Mayhem throws the phone to construction area.
- VO: Don't drive like Mayhem, and Allstate will give you two bonus checks every year you're accident free.
#ResolutionsAreMayhem[]
- Mayhem is on the roof.
- Boy: Mayhem, what are you doing up there?
- Mayhem: No more Mayhem. It's my New Year's Resolution.
- Boy: Then what are you now?
- Dean: I'm a lightning rod waiting to protect your home from a lightning strike.
- Boy: That's boring.
- Dean: You know what? Tell me something I don't know.
- Boy: I'm allergic to pet dander.
- Dean: I was being sarcastic.
- Boy: I thought you were being a lightning rod.
- Dean: Hey, you're cute!
- Boy: Whatever. Can you get my plane?
- Dean: Yeah, I don't do planes. I just do lightning.
Resolutions are made to be broken.
2018 - 2020[]
- Mayhem walks to the house door.
- The phone detected Mayhem. Jeff shows the camera.
- Jeff, Hey, who are you?
- Mayhem: Oh, hey Jeff, I'm a car thief.
- Jeff: What?
- Mayhem: I'm here to steal your car, because well, that's my job.
- Mayhem grabs the flag.
- Jeff: What?
- Mayhem: What?
- Jeff: What?!
- Mayhem: What?
- Jeff: WHAT?!
- Mayhem: What?!
- Mayhem smashes the driver's window using the flag.
- Jeff: WHAT?!
- Mayhem laughing.
- Mayhem: It happens. And if you got cut-rate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice.
- Mayhem starts the engine and drives a car, colliding through things.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm a bunch of wind. And just like your stomach after that strip mall sushi, well, I'm a bit unpredictable. Let's redecorate. Whatsyamatter Tanya, I thought you loved being spontaneous?
- Tanya: I do.
- Mayhem: And if you've got the wrong home insurance coverage, I might break the bank too. So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me.
(You are not Mayhem. Do not attempt.)
- The wedding couple see Mayhem, the ring bearer.
- The lady tells Mayhem to have the rings, but Mayhem already swallowed the rings and they don’t have on the pillow.
- Mayhem. I'm a 4-year-old ring bearer with a bad habit of swallowing stuff.
- Mayhem stands up without the rings.
- Mayhem: I still won't eat my broccoli though.
- Mayhem goes to the wedding couple without the rings presented.
- Mayhem: And if you don't have the right coverage, you could be paying for that pricey love band yourself.
- The wedding couple becomes discerned without the rings.
- Mayhem: So get an Allstate agent and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
- Mayhem throws a pillow on his back to the wedding couple and minister. They realized the rings are not there.
- #WeddingsAreMayhem
- Mayhem: Can't a ring bearer get a snack around here?
(Leave Mayhem to the professionals. Do not attempt.)
- Mayhem: ...but nothing says "we got married" like a 12 ounce piece of scrap metal.
- The wedding car drives with tin cans behind the back.
- Mayhem: Yo! We got married! Honk if you like joint assets!
- The wedding couple waves to the neighbors.
- Mayhem: Now you're so busy soaking up all this attention, you don't see the car in front of you!
- The groom hit the brakes and crashes to the parked car. Mayhem hits his head on the wedding car.
- Mayhem: And if I can crash your "perfect day", imagine what I can do to the rest of 'em.
- Mayhem gets up and stands up.
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem like me.
- #WeddingsAreMayhem
(Professional Driver on a Closed Course. Do Not Attempt.)
- Driver 2: Got room for one more?
- Mayhem: Oh yeah, right over there.
- The car falls from its back.
- Mayhem: Hey cheap parking, you get what you pay for, and if you've got cut rate car insurance, you might end up paying for this yourself. So get Allstate and be better protected from Mayhem...
- Mayhem puts the flag on the front engine.
- Mayhem: ...like me.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm your 70lb St. Bernard puppy. And my lack of impulse control, is about to become your problem.
- Tina: Ahh, no, come on, I saw you eating poop earlier. My focus is on the road, and that's saving me cash with DriveWise. Who's the dummy now?
- Mayhem: So get Allstate, where good drivers save 40% for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
- Tina: Sorry! He's a baby!
New Year's Day 2022 - Present[]
- A driver is going with Mayhem on his side. Mayhem tosses the paper cup.
- Mayhem: I'm those fries you've been craving. I'm hot. I'm steamy. And oh man, so I smell delicious.
- Mayhem: I'm calling your name. Doug...Doug.
- A driver is distracted, taking the fries, making the car turns and jumps over the curb and goes down the grass hill to the top of the barrier.
- Mayhem: And if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, paying for these repairs may be tough to swallow.
TV Version
- Alicia Keys VO: Call a local agent or 1-888-ALLSTATE for a quote today.
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm the latest hashtag challenge, and everyone on social media is trying me.
- A driver crashes into a supply vehicle.
- Mayhem: But if you don't have the right auto insurance coverage, you could be left to pay for all of this... yourself. So get Allstate.
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm a fancy exercise bike noobie.
- Instructor: Come on! A little more!
- Mayhem: And I'm taking a detour.
- Mayhem launches himself out of the exercise bike and shatters through the backyard door.
- Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could be working this out yourself. So get Allstate.
2022
- Tom Wilson sits on a chair.
- Tom Wilson: It's amazing how technology keeps us coming.
- Mayhem: Sports!
- Tom Wilson: And Allstate, we're embracing everything from drone to survey these answers, to technology that makes roads safer.
- Mayhem laughs, scoops the popcorn.
2024
- Tom: At Allstate, our businesses are about making lives better, safer, and more connected.
- Tom Wilson: More ways than ever, to make sure you're in good hands.
- Mayhem: Hey Tom, catch!
- Mayhem throws the popcorn to Tom's face. He throws the popcorn in the air.
- Tom Wilson and Mayhem: And keep you safe from Mayhem... like me!
- Tom Wilson: Congratulations to both teams! Enjoy the game.
- Mayhem kicks the popcorn off the table.
- Mayhem: Game on.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm the team mascot, and boy, am I running late. But I've got lead on my foot and spirit in my fingers! Woo! Ha ha what a hit! And if you have cut rate car insurance, the cost to cover that might tank your season. So get Allstate, and be better protection from Mayhem, like me. (laughing) Woo!
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm a screen addicted tween. And if I'm not posting on social media, I don't feel seen. Oh my god, Mom, you gotta look...
- Mayhem's mother: Nope... Keeping my eyes on the road is paying off with DriveWise.
- Mayhem: Boring.
- Mayhem: Get DriveWise from Allstate and save for avoiding Mayhem, like me.
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm your overly competitive brother.
- Basketball coach: Check. Strafe. Really.
- Mayhem and the coach wrestle, as where Mayhem takes off the coach's jersey.
- Basketball coach: Dude, that's a foul!
- Mayhem: And now, you're late to settle a score.
- The coach missed a shot to slam dunk the hoop. He held on the rings and snapped the garage's upper wall.
- Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, well, you going to have to pay for all of this yourself. So get Allstate.
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm the sizzle in this promposal.
- Kyle: Stacey!
- Mayhem: And while Romeo over here is trying to look cool, things are about to heat up.
- Dad: Darn it, Kyle!
- Mayhem: And if you don't have the right home insurance coverage, you could end up paying for this yourself. So get Allstate.
TV Version
- Mayhem: I'm a bear. I'm coming out of hibernation after the best nap of my life, and papa is hungry. And while you're hitting the trail, I'm hitting your cooler. Oh, CHEDDAR! I've got HOT DOG BUNS! And your cut rate car insurance might not pay for all this, so get Allstate, and be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Roar!
30-second version
- Mayhem: I'm a high school hero, class 89, baby! And while you're out here making holiday memories, I'm about to relive my glory days! Say Cheese! And if your devices are protected, you can't skate around this!
- Female VO: Protect your portable devices from holiday Mayhem, with the Walmart Protection Plans by Allstate. Available at Walmart and Walmart.com.
- Mayhem: MVP. MVP!
15-second version
- Mayhem: I'm a high school hero, class 89, baby! And I'm about to relive my glory days! Say Cheese! And three devices are protected, you can't skate around this!
- Mayhem goes ice skating and snatches the phone away from the ice skating boy. He also sabotages the headphones and other devices the people had.
- Female VO: Protect your portable electronics from holiday Mayhem, with the Walmart Protection Plans by Allstate.
Quotes[]
- Dennis Haysbert VO: Dollar for dollar, nobody protects you from Mayhem, like Allstate agents. (2010)
- Shop less, get more. Make one call to an Allstate agent. (2011)
- Mayhem is everywhere, so get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands? (2012)
- Good hands, good home. Make sure you have the right home protection. Talk to an Allstate agent. (2013)
- Mayhem is everywhere. Are you in good hands? (2013)
- It's good to be in good hands. (2016)
News[]
- Narrator: Using social media to brag that you're at a game? It's just part of being a football fan. Reading these posts to find out who's not at home? That's just part of being a burglar. Allstate insurance found that 78 percent of burglars are using social media to find their next target. To warn the country, we took over one of the biggest nights in college football and made an example of one real oversharing couple.
- Allstate's 2015 Sugar Bowl has captured the oversharing couple inside the stadium.
- Narrator: While Matt and Shannon were tweeting from the game, out social savvy burglar appeared in their house and started selling stuff live on the Internet.
- Mayhem uses a weed trimmer to trim through plants.
- Mayhem: I may be the burglar but you're stealing this from me for $20 bucks. Buy Matt & Shannon's stuff now at MayhemSale.com!
- Narrator: This is the #MayhemSale.
- The camera zooms to the targeted couple inside Sugar Bowl stadium.
- Narrator: January 1st, surrounded by 74,000 people in with another 30 million tuning in on TV, Matt & Shannon's night took a turn.
- Mayhem: I'm kind of a social media nerd, I'm also kind of a burglar. So when the people who live here posted online from tonight's game, I did what any self-respecting nerd burglar would do.
- Mayhem: But these deals won't last, so scooch your booch...
- Narrator: From the moment, the first commercial aired, the sale was on.
- The news transitions the commercial videos one by one.
- Narrator: Eight commercials and 18 online videos announced every overshare special. Twitter type of television type of e-commerce as we sold over 250 items to real people in real time.
- Shannon: Where did it been actually selling stuff?
- Narrator: Yes, we sold the 60-inch TV for $1 an inch. The stainless steel fridge for $99. the washer, dirty laundry, crystal crap, furniture, power tools, a pink stapler, this thing and more, even down to the last cotton swab. And oh yeah, a $34,000 car for just $200.
- Mayhem: Somebody buy it now before I ditch it in a lake!
- It transitions to Twitter posts about #MayhemSale.
- Narrator: As people caught on, #MayhemSale rose to the number-one trending hashtag in the world.
- Mayhem: And if you share every detail of your life on social media, this could be you!
- Shannon: I thought it [bleep] blowing it. This is [bleep].
- Narrator: By the end of the night, everything had sold out.
- It transitions to the U.S. National News about Social Media.
- Narrator: And in a matter of hours, Allstate had taken an issue that was off America's radar, and made it national news.
- From Weekend Express, Fox News, Good Day LA News, and then ABC News.
- Good Day LA Reporter: I don't know you guys heard about this...
- ABC News Reporter: Were you at the Sugar Bowl? Did you post about it on social media?
- 95 million media impressions, 33 million page views, and home insurance policies up 18%.
- Narrator: But this wasn't just a social media stuff, the campaign contributed to an 18 percent increase in home insurance sales.
Esurance[]
Sep 15 2013
- VO: If you've had a dollar for every dollar on car insurance companies say they'll save you by switching, you'd have, like, a ton of dollars. But, how are they saving you those dollars? A lot of companies might answer "Um" or "No comment." Then there's Esurance. Born online, raised by technology, and majors in efficiency. So whatever they save, you save. Hassle, time, paperwork, hair-tearing out, and, yes, especially dollars. Esurance. insurance for the modern world. Click or Call.
Jul 8 2014
- Female manager: So, what's this...?
- Printing guy: Check it out. I just saved 15 percent on car insurance in 15 minutes, so I took a selfie to show everyone how happy I am.
- Female manager: Really? Because Esurance saved me money in half that time. Can I...?
- Printing guy: Oh you can be in it! No need to photo-bomb me. Hashbrown. Selfie.
- Female manager: Yeah... That's not how it works.
- VO: 15 minutes for a quote isn't how it works anymore. Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.
Aug 31 2014=
- A lady (Shirlee) smashes a candy with a hammer.
- Shirlee: When you told me about this "Candy Crush" game at first I thought "So What?", but now I can't stop playing.
- Shirlee smashes more candies.
- Man: That's not how it works.
- Shirlee: I mean it's so simple. It's like my car insurance. I saved 15 percent in fifteen minutes.
- Man: Well Esurance could have saved you money in half that time.
- Shirlee: Three in a row! Sweet!
- VO: 15 minutes for a quote isn't so sweet.
- Shirlee: Level 2!
- VO: Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.
Jan 9 2015
- Grandpa: Check it out! I'm sending a Tweet. Tweet!
- Woman: That's now how it works, grandpa.
- Grandpa: You think I am out of touch. I saved 15 percent on car insurance in just 15 minutes.
- Woman: You could've saved money in half that time with Esurance.
- A bird delivers a letter back to the grandpa.
- Grandpa: Ah, a reply... I'm trending!
- VO: 15 minutes for a quote is old news. Start with a quote from Esurance and you could save money on car insurance in half the time. Welcome to the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.
Jan 31 2015
- VO: Esurance was born online. Which means fewer costs, which saves money. Their customer experience is virtually paperless which saves paper, which saves money. They have smart online tools so you only pay for what's right for you which saves money. They settle claims quickly which saves time, which saves money. They drive an all-hybrid claims fleet which saves gas, which saves money. They were born online, and built to save money, which means when they save, you save. Because that's how it should in the modern world. Esurance. Backed by Allstate. Click or call.
July 18 2016
- VO: Esurance does auto insurance a smarter way, which saves money. They offer a claim-free discount because safe drivers cost less to insure and that saves money. Pay like you pay your bills electronically, which saves books in which saves money. Based on the claims quickly that saves time, which saves money. And they offer a home and auto insurance, so you can bundle your policies, which saves money. Esurance was born online and built to save so when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance. An Allstate company. Click or Call.
Oct 1 2016
- VO: Esurance does auto insurance a smarter way. Like their photo claims tool. It helps settle your claim quickly, which saves time and saves money. And when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance, an Allstate company. Click or Call.
- Esurance does insurance a smarter way, which saves money. Like bundling home and auto coverage, which reduced red tape, which saves money. And when they save, you save. That's auto and home insurance for the modern world. Esurance. An Allstate company. Click or Call.
GEICO[]
The Gecko[]
- Aired on 2006 & the Best of GEICO, 2018.
- Teacher (off screen): Right, but a talking gecko? Why?
- Gecko: I'll tell you why, because people trust advertising icons. Some bloke tells you to go to GEICO.com and you're like, "Really, just who might you be?" But a gecko, he can be trusted. I asked if you want to save money on car insurance, and you're like, "Yes, thank you. Mind babysitting my kids." And I'm like, "Of course I'll sit with the kids." You're like a brother to me.
- See Disney's "The Princess and the Frog" coming to Disney DVD March 11th. Rated G.
2017
- VO: Let the GEICO insurance agency help you with homeowners insurance. Call today to see how much you could save.
2021
- VO: GEICO. Save even more when you bundle home and car insurance at GEICO.com.
- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
- Gecko: GEICO would like to take a moment to say thank you to our military service members and home abroad for all their hard work and sacrifice. We all sleep easier knowing you're out there keeping us safe. And on a personal note, (speaks silently).
- (SFX: Jet Engines). The military jets pass the baseball stadium.
- Gecko: ...I just needed to get that off my chest. Thank you.
- VO: GEICO. Proudly supporting the military for over 75 years.
30-second version
- Narrator: Drivers just won't put their phones down. We need a solution. Introducing... Smartdogs. The first dogs trained to train humans. Stopping drivers from: Liking, selfie-ing, and whatever this is. Available to the public... never. Smartdogs are not the answer. But GEICO has a simple tip. Turn on "Do Not Disturb while Driving" mode.
- VO: Brought to you by GEICO.
- Marvel Studios Avengers Endgame. In theaters April 26.
Dec 8, 2018
- VO: The GEICO Gecko has this regional London accent. What is Cockney? GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Behind the Scenes[]
- Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Sorry!
- Director: Here we go, from the top, and action!
Take two
- Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with gecko, so...
- Director: Cut it!
- Gecko: What? What did I say? Gecko, I said Gecko! Aw...
Take three
- Gecko: For over 75 years, (laughing)
- Gecko and the Director are laughing.
- Director: Keep it together.
- Gecko: I'm good, I'm good.
Take four
- Gecko: For over 75... (laughing)
- Gecko and the Director couldn't control their laugh. The commercial crew was laughing too.
- Gecko: What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh!
- VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over 75 years.
- Gecko: Don't look at me, don't look at me. (chuckles)
TV Version
- Gecko: For over 75 years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Ohhh, Sorry!
- Director: Here we go, from the top, and action!
Take two
- Gecko: For over 75 years, people have saved money with gecko, so...
- Director: Cut it!
- Gecko: What? What did I say? Gecko? I said Gecko? Aw...
Take three
- Gecko: For over 75 year... (Laughs, but still trying to keep it contained)
- Director: Keep it together.
- Gecko: I'm good, I'm good.
Take four
- Gecko: For over 75... (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER). What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh.
- VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over seventy-five years.
- Gecko: Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
15-second version
- Gecko: For over seventy-five years, people who saved money with... Ohhh, with GEICO. Ohhh, Sorry!
- Director: From the top.
- It goes to take three.
- Gecko: For over 75 years... (laughing)
- Director: Keep it together.
- It transitions to take four.
- Gecko: What are you doing there? Stop making me laugh!
- VO: GEICO. Saving people money for over 75 years.
Caveman[]
- GEICO Spokesperson: It's so easy to use GEICO.com, a caveman can do it.
- Caveman: What? Not cool!
- A caveman throws a long stick equipment to the floor and goes away.
- Supervisor: I did not know you were there! I did not know...
- The director cuts the clapboard to end an attempt to film a commercial scene.
- Would you one time, let me be myself
- So I can shine with my own light, let me be myself
- (Tell me) Please, would you one time, let me be myself
- So I can shine with my own light, let me be myself
- For a while if you don't mind, let me be myself
Motorcycle[]
- 'Midnight Rider' by The Allman Brothers plays.
- Well, I've got to run to keep from hiding.
- And I'm bound to keep on riding.
- And I've got one more silver dollar.
- But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no.
- Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider.
- In the tavern, a cashier takes a dollar bill out of The Money Man.
- The Money Man has paid and he is leaving the tavern.
- A woman sees and follows the Money Man. They're leaving the tavern.
- VO: GEICO Motorcycle. See how much you could save.
Portraits[]
These ads were aired from 2013 to 2014.
- Guy 1: What's up, sweet baby?
- Kimber: Oh, hey.
- Guy 1: How you doing?
- Kimber: Pretty good.
- Friend 2: Don't do it! Kimber, he didn't save on his car insurance with GEICO.
- Kimber: What? No.
- Friend 2: Yeah.
- Flute boy: I'm a...I have GEICO.
- Girls: Ooooh, you do?
- Flute boy: Well, I mean my grandparents do. They've been saving with GEICO for like 75 years.
- Giant choir: Oh yeah. Skibble dee bee bop a dee dop ba. Widdle dee bee bop.
- The boy plays a flute at the end of the commercial.
GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
Boat[]
- The Money Man is riding a boat.
- Women on a boat pick up the money.
- The boat riders are seeing the Money Man, and the guys are fishing for money.
- VO: Chances are, you're not made of money. So don't overpay for boat insurance. GEICO. See how much you could save.
Rhetorical[]
Mike McGlone stars in rhetorical questions, asking: Could switching to GEICO really save you 15 percent or more on car insurance?
- Mike: Do woodchucks chuck wood?
- The woodchucks begin to chuck and throw wood into the river. When the wood lands into the river, woodchucks (beavers) laugh.
- Woodchucks keep chucking until woodchucks encounter that guy.
- Man: Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking my wood!
- Woodchucks chuck the last wood and run away.
GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Maxwell the Pig[]
- Aired somewhere in the mountains on 2012.
- Maxwell: Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! Wheww Whee Wheeeeeeeeeeee-he-he-heeeeee!
- The man laughs when he hears Maxwell the pig coming along.
- Maxwell: Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee! Pure adrenaline. (SFX: Snorting sound) Whee whee wheeeeeeeeeeee!
- VO: Everything you love about GEICO. Now Mobile. Download the GEICO app today.
TV Version
- VO: Go online and submit your slogan today. Presented by GEICO.
IFC Version
- VO: Submit your slogan. Presented by GEICO. And don't miss Portlandia, all new Thursdays at 10, only on IFC.
Get Happy, Get GEICO[]
- Camel: Uh-oh! Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? Huh? Anybody? Julie, hey! Guess what day it is?
- Julie is busy at work.
- Camel: Oh, come on, I know you can hear me!
- Caleb the Camel goes to Mike, who is busy.
- Camel: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, what day is it, Mike? Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Then, Caleb the Camel, tells Leslie to guess what day it is.
- Camel: Leslie, guess what today is.
- Leslie: It's Hump Day.
- Jimmy: Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to GEICO?
- Ronnie: I'd say happier than a Camel on Wednesday.
- Camel: HUMP DAY! YEAH!
- Get happy, get GEICO. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Did You Know?[]
- Man: Heh. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
- Boy: Everybody knows that.
- Man: Well, did you know Pinocchio was a bad motivational speaker?
- Pinocchio: I look around this room and I see nothing but untapped potential.
- Pinocchio: YOU have potential.
- Pinocchio's nose expands as he's dishonest.
- The attendees are booing Pinocchio's as his nose expanded.
- Pinocchio: You have-- oh boy.
- Pinocchio's nose stops expanding and starts to wonder.
- VO: Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
Extended version:
- The first scene takes place at a baseball stadium.
- Player 1: Huh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance.
- Player 2: Everybody knows that.
- Player 1: Well, did you know that game show hosts should only host game shows?
- The actual scene takes place at a game show wedding ceremony, where game show host is a minster.
- Host: Samantha, do you take Kevin, as your lawfully wedded husband? Or would you rather have a new car?!
- A game show model introduces the new 2014 latest convertible.
- Host: Say hello to the season's hottest convertible. What do you say, audience?
- Audience: Take the car! Take the car! Take the car!
- Host: Seems like they want you to take the car... wise choice!
- The fans applaud as Samantha leaves her seen-to-be spouse for a new car.
- Host: Samantha, if you pop the trunk, you'll find a lifetime supply of walnuts for your baking, snacking and crafting needs. Walnuts. Oooh, nuts!
15-second version
- Tree: Ohhh... ugh. Little help here.
- VO: GEICO.
It's What You Do[]
- Blue guy: Hey! Guess what day it is?
- Woman: Hump Day!
- Striped guy: HUMMMP DAAAY! IT'S HUMP DAY!
- Woman: Yeah!
- Black guy: Hey Mike! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike!
- Woman: MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE.
- Striped guy: Hey! He knows! Hey! Guess what day it is!
- Blue guy: HEY! CAMEL! Guess what day it is!
- Phil: It's not even Wednesday.
- Camel 2: Let it go, Phil.
- VO: If you're a camel, you put up with this all the time. It's what you do.
- Phil: OK...
1. Original, The Best of GEICO
- Marsh Mokhtari is a spy who escapes to the roof of the building, which is being chased by a group of men and a helicopter. Then, when the helicopter arrives at the roof, his phone rings, and he answers it thinking as a partner.
- Spy: Where are you?
- Cindy Drummond is the spy's mother.
- Cindy: Well, the squirrels are back in the attic.
- Spy: Mom?
- Cindy: Your dad wont' call an exterminator...
- Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
- Cindy: He says it's personal this time...
- VO: If you're a mom, you call at the worst time. It's what you do.
- Cindy: Where are you? It's very loud there. Are you taking a Zumba class?
2. Continued: Sourdough
- Spy: Where are you?
- Cindy: Honey, did you hear about these new GEICO savings?
- Spy: Mom?
- Cindy: You'll get an extra 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you.
- Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
- Cindy: You know your father's learning to make sourdough. Even though he knows I prefer Rye!
- VO: There's never been a better time to save with GEICO. Switch by October Seventh for an extra 15 percent on car and motorcycle insurance.
- Cindy: Hey, next time let's do a face call!
3. Vikings
- Spy: Where are you?
- Cindy: Honey, did you hear about these new GEICO savings?
- Spy: Mom?
- Cindy: You'll get an extra 15 percent on top of what GEICO could already save you.
- Spy: Can I call you back, Mom?
- Cindy: Your father's been researching our geneology. We're Vikings!
- VO: There's never been a better time to save with GEICO. Switch by October 7th for an extra 15 percent on car and motorcycle insurance.
- Cindy: Hey, we lost the Wifi Password. Do you remember what that is?
If you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to GEICO. It's what you do.
Believe It[]
- Makeup artist: I can't believe it.
- Kathleen: That I won the best of sweepstakes and I get to be in this GEICO commercial?
- Caveman: Let's do the eyebrows first, just tease it a little, maybe a dry shampoo on the chip.
- Squirrels: Dry shampoo!
- Gecko: Go on, slather it all over, don't hold back.
- Spy Mom: Well the squirrels followed me all the way out to California, and there's a very strange badger staring at me.
- Makeup artist: No, I can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance with GEICO.
- Kathleen: Uh-huh, where's the camel?
- Caveman: Mr. Big shot's got his own trailer.
- The hip=hop music from Camel plays as a Camel drinks his own juice.
- Trailer guy: Hey, I'm sorry. Caleb needs three more hours.
- Caveman: Come on!
- Maxwell: Wheeeeeee!
- Kathleen: Believe it! GEICO could save you 15 percent or more on your car insurance.
Believe it! Geico could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.
If You Ride, You Get It[]
- A man is riding a motorcycle. 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake plays.
- 'Cos I know what it means.
- To walk along the lonely street of dreams.
- Here I go again on my...
- The groom's daydream turned reality.
- Bride: You realize your vows are a Whitesnake song?
- The wedding guests wonder.
- Groom: I do.
- VO: If you ride, you get it.
- Here I go again.
- VO: GEICO Motorcycle. 15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more.
It's a Win-Win[]
- Mary Scheer is a master simultaneous multitasker.
- Mary: When I was shopping for car insurance, the choice was easy. I switched to GEICO and saved hundreds. Excuse me.
- Referee: Winner!
- Mary: That's a win. But it's not the only reason I switched.
- Now it transition to both basketball and arm wrestling.
- Mary: Hi! GEICO has licensed agents who I can reach 24/7. Great savings AND round the clock service?
- Mary knocks another opponent's arm through the wood and sets a high score for arcade basketball!
- Mary: Now that's a win-win.
- Referee: Winner. Winner.
- Mary: Yay, me!
- Another arm wrestler joins the competition and starts.
- Mary: Oh, hi! Good luck.
VO: Switch to GEICO. It's a win-win.
Customers[]
The Early NY family is in the commercial.
- Reenactor Family guy: We saved hundreds on our car insurance when we switched to GEICO. This is how it made me feel.
- The crew takes a customer sign and now transitions to the real family customers. (Dramatization)
- Reenactor Family guy: It was like that feeling when you're mowing the lawn on a sunny day... and without even trying, you end up with one last strip that's exactly the width of your mower.
- Family guy finishes mowing the last strip of lawn and takes selfie with the family.
- Reenactor Family guy: When you're done, it looks so good you post a picture on social media. And it gets 127 likes.
- The fans gave an applause to the family that are real GEICO Customers.
Sequels[]
60-second version:
- VO: In a world where everything gets a sequel, nothing is safe.
- Motorists are riding their motorbikes. (Do not attempt. Professional driver on closed course.)
- VO: Not even, GEICO commercials. It's GEICO Sequels! Classic GEICO heroes, starring in six new commercials, with jaw-dropping savings. Vote for your favorites at geico.com/sequels.
- Raccoon 1: Ahhh, which way do I go?!
- Raccoon 2: I don't know, I'm voting for our sequels. (Screen images simulated.)
- Raccoon 1: Dude, not helpful.
- VO: With GEICO, the savings keep on going - to a screen near you.
- The trash comes out of the garbage truck along with Pinocchio's right leg.
- Pinocchio: Not the leg! You dang woodchucks!
- VO: GEICO Sequels. Vote and enter to win today!
- Pinocchio: Buckle up! Things are about to get real!
30-second version:
- VO: In a world where everything gets a sequel.
- VO: It's finally time for GEICO Sequels! Classic GEICO heroes, starring in six new commercials, with jaw-dropping savings. Vote for your favorites at geico.com/sequels.
- Raccoon 1: Ahhh, which way do I go?!
- Raccoon 2: I don't know, I'm voting for our sequels.
- VO: With GEICO, the savings keep on going - to a screen near you.
- Pinocchio: Not the leg! You dang woodchucks!
- VO: GEICO Sequels. Vote and enter to win today!
What Are You Waiting For?[]
- VO: Tara, did you know GEICO is now offering an extra 15% credit on car and motorcycle policies?
- Tara: Wow. Okay.
- VO: That's 15% on top of what GEICO could already save you. So what are you waiting for? Idina Menzel to sing your own theme song?
- Idina: Tara, Tara, look at her go with a fresh cup of joe. Getting down to work early! Following her dreams into taxidermy!
- Tara: Oh, it's tax attorney.
- Idina: I read that wrong, oh yeeaaaah!
- VO: GEICO. Save an extra 15% when you switch by October 7th.
- Idina Menzel: Give it up for Tara!
- GEICO Presents: An Extra Verse from Idina Menzel.
- Idina: Tara, Tara, she's on the mood, there's she can do. She dreams of quitting her job. And starting a travel blog.
- Tara: How did you know that?
- Idina: I might have read your diary... yeah!
For Bundling Made Easy[]
- Man: We love your new home. Lots of window, great light--
- The red bird crashes on the window and falls.
- Woman: But the birds.
- A woman sees Red, Chuck, and Bomb crash on the second floor window and fall.
- An elder handyman sees Chuck hits the roof tiles.
- Woman: They're back.
- Man: Yes, I hear them.
- Chuck deflects from the windows and smashes the brown pot on the ground and the hanging green pot, while the red bird also deflects and smashes the pig pot.
- Neighbor: Uh-oh.
- A bomb bird bounces and smashes another pot.
- Neighbor: Why are these birds so angry?!
- Chuck bird smashes the hanging seeds.
- Man: At least GEICO makes bundling our home and car insurance easy.
- Woman: We save a lot.
- Chuck deflects and smashes another pot, then flies snapping the umbrella cover.
- A man is going to rescue the flower pot out of danger quickly.
- Man: I'm going... I'm going. Aaaahh!
- Woman: Hurry, hurry!
- Man: I know, I know!
- A red bird hits the backyard window and lands on the ground.
VO: For bundling made easy, go to GEICO.com.
More Ways to Save[]
- A robot is sitting on the chair next to a table with a personal laptop. Robot attempted twice.
- Robot: What is... an overpass?
- It asked a robot to "Select all squares with an Overpass". Then the robot's verification failed.
- Robot: Come on!
- Now, it asks a robot to decipher the text.
- Robot: Question, is that an "S" or a "5"?
- Woman: I think it's a 5...
- Robot: I thought so.
- Robot inputs the answer to the authentication test. It is incorrect.
- Robot: Argh! Frustration... loading.
- Robot gets frustrated and charging the lasers to melt the laptop.
- VO: Nobody wants more robot tests.
- A human gets a phone on-screen with GEICO app.
- VO: But we could all use more ways to save.
- Barista: Chai latte, for "Rob Ott." For "Rob Ott."
- Robot: Error human.
- Robot uses lasers at a coffee cup to create a hole, spilling coffee out of a cup.
VO: Switch to GEICO for more ways to save.
Progressive[]
2015-2020[]
- VO: This is Brian.
- Brian drives carefully to go to work.
- VO: Every day, Brian drives carefully to work, and every day Brian drives carefully to work, there are rate suckers.
- People vacuum the car using their breath. (Professional stunt. Do not attempt.)
- VO: He's been paying more for car insurance because of their bad driving for so long, he doesn't even notice them anymore.
- The time travels to the next day where Brian gets Snapshot.
- VO: But one day, Brian gets Snapshot from Progressive.
- Brian installs Snapshot into the vehicle and he's happy to drive safe and saving more based on his rate.
- VO: Now, Brian has a rate based on his driving, not theirs. Get Snapshot and see just how much your good driving could save you.
30-second version
15 second version
- VO: The splendor, the majesty, the really, really big Name Your Price Tool. It’s “Progressive on Ice.” (Prices vary based on how you buy.)
15 second version two
- The "Progressive on Ice" theme music plays.
- VO: The splendor, the majesty, and the home and auto bundle love story for the interest. It's "Progressive on Ice."
10-second version
- VO: Don't just count the savings, the romance. It's Progressive On Ice.
2021-present[]
- VO: Get ready! It's time for the savings event of the year. The HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon!
- Flo: At this HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon, there's no telling what we might bundle!
- VO: HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon! Bundle cars, trucks, colonials, bungalows, and that weird hut your uncle lives in.
- The band plays around the savings. The party goes on!
- VO: So strike up the HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon band for the deal that started forever ago and will probably never end. HomeAndAutoBundle XtravaFestaSaveAThon. Say it with me.
- Man: HomeAndAutoBundle-
- VO: No one's leaving till you say it right.
- Man: HomeAndAuto...
- "Barbie" in theaters now.
Sign Spinner[]
- A sign spinner guy, named Max Ganet, is sleeping on a sofa.
- When a sign spinner is sleeping, his roommate is checking on the sign spinner.
- Woman: Hey.
- A roommate tries to wake him up with his sign.
- Woman: You fell asleep with your sign again.
- Sign Spinner Guy: "You fell asleep with your sign again." no, I didn't.
- Spinner guy denies and falls back to sleep.
- Woman: Okay.
Parents/Dr. Rick[]
- Aired in 2019. Greg and a woman, while Julie and Mike are in the table.
- Couple man: We used to love going out with Julie and Mike, but...
- Mike: Greg!
- Greg: Since they bought their new house,
- Mike: Which menu am I looking at here?
- Julie: Start with "ta-paz."
- Woman: Oh, it's tapas.
- Greg: Tapas.
- Julie: Get out of town.
- Woman: It's like eating dinner with your parents.
- Julie: Sandra, are you in school?
- Sandra: Yes, I'm in art school.
- Julie: Oh, wow. So have you thought about how you're gonna make money?
- Woman: At least we're learning some new things.
- Mike: We bundled our home and auto with Progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler.
- Mike: That's what the extra menu for.
- Other couple: Oh yeah?
State Farm[]
2010s[]
- Aired since 2014 to 2015, featuring Arielle Vandenberg as Wife, Ryan Gaul as Dad/Husband.
- Guy 1: I am never getting married.
- Guy 2: Never.
- Guy 3: Psssssh.
- Guy 1: Guaranteed.
- Client: You picked a beautiful ring.
- Jeweler: Thank you.
- Husband: We're never having kids.
- Arielle: Mmm-mmm.
- Arielle is pushing during baby labor.
- Husband: Breathe.
- Arielle: I love it here.
- Ryan: We are never moving to the suburbs.
- Guy 2: We are never getting one of those (minivan).
- Ryan: We are never having another kid.
- Arielle: I'm pregnant.
- Ryan: I'm never letting go.
- In the end of "on-screen commercial", Husband and wife had two daughters.
- VO: For all the nevers in life, State Farm is there.
2020s - present[]
15-second version
- Wife: I save my shrimp tails in jars, under my bed.
- Jake: You don't need to get that personal to get the State Farm Personal Price Plan. It just helps you create an affordable price.
- Wife: Oh.
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Call or click to get a quote today.
Nationwide[]
- This commercial was aired on July 30, 2012, featuring spokesperson Julia Roberts.
- Female VO: In the nation, we can't make every annoying thing disappear.
- A fat man was transformed into a fit man, losing fat and wright.
- Female VO: But we can eliminate deductibles.
- A sleeping man disappeared into thin air inside an aircraft.
- Female VO: Nationwide Insurance knows who add vanishing deductible, get $100 off every year of safe driving.
- The other cars except the Nationwide driver disappear into thin air, allowing the Nationwide driver to go through the traffic congestion.
- Female VO: We put members first, because we don't have shareholders.
- A woman runs into other guy and the car parked next to their house.
- Female VO: Join the nation where deductibles go...
- Before she meets that guy, he and his car disappeared into thin air.
- Julia Roberts VO: Nationwide is on your side.
Verizon[]
2010s[]
Christmas 2013
- The interchanging people's faces are depicted in this commercial. 'Winter Wonderland' by Sleeper Agent plays.
- ...Are you listening?
- ...Snow is glistening.
- A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight.
- Walking in a winter wonderland.
- VO: Verizon now has the gifts everyone wants. That's Powerful. Verizon.
Based on 2015 data.
- A better network as explained by colorful balls.
- Female VO: RootMetrics, in the nation's largest independent study, tested wireless performance across the country. Verizon, won big with 153 state wins. AT&T got 38, Sprint got 2, and T-Mobile got zero. Verizon also won first in the US for data, call, speed and reliability. AT&T got... text. Stuck on an average network? Join Verizon and we'll cover your costs to switch.
- Better Matters. Verizon.
2020 - present[]
- Mom Allen: Verizon just gave us all a brand new iPhone 13.
- Dad Allen: We've been customers for years.
- Dad Brown: I thought new phones were for new customers. We got iPhone 13s, too. Switched to Verizon two minutes ago.
- Mom Brown: Ours were busted and we still got a shiny new one.
- Boy Brown: Check it out!
- Dad Allen: So, wait. Everybody gets the same great deal?
- Mom Allen: I think that's the point.
- VO: iPhone 13 on us for every customer. Current, new, everyone. On any unlimited plan. Starting at just $35 all on the network more people rely on.
T-Mobile[]
2011[]
- Carly Foulkes and the elves star in this commercial. 'Winter Wonderland' originally by Richard Himber plays.
- Carly: It's T-Mobile's 4G Wonderland!
- Chorus: Smart phones ring, are you listening?
- 4G Speeds... (Yep, they're blistering!)
- Stream movies and shows...
- Carly: It's Santa to go!
- Walking in a 4G Wonderland! (Walking in an Orgy Wonderland!)
- Carly: Search for gifts!
- Elf: Like a scooter
- Carly: That was fast!
- Female Elf: Goodbye, Computer!
- Carly: Our fastest phones of all time!
- Elf: Like the Samsung Galaxy S2!
- Carly: And each line, just $49.99!
- Chorus: Walking in a 4G Wonder land!
2016[]
- The rest of the story.
- Female VO: In the last two years, Verizon only added LTE coverage for 5 million people. T-Mobile? They added 100 million.
- The balls shatter the screen to transition to next slideshow.
- VO: Verizon didn't tell you that, did they. T-Mobile doubled its LTE coverage in the last year, now reaching nearly everyone Verizon does.
- We doubled our LTE coverage in the last year. Verizon covers 308 million, while T-Mobile covers 304 million people.
- VO: Plus, our Extended Range LTE goes twice as far...
- T-Mobile reaches 2x farther than before.
- VO: ...and is four times better in buildings than before.
- T-Mobile is 4x better in buildings than before.
- VO: And T-Mobile is America's fastest 4G LTE Network. Switch today. (Based on download speeds.)
2019[]
- VO: Here are even more reasons to join T-Mobile. 1. Do you like Netflix? Sure you do. That's why it's on us. 2. Unlimited data. Use as much as you want when you want. 3. No surprises on your bill. Taxes and fees included. Still think you have a better deal? Bring in your discount, and we'll match it. That's right. T-Mobile will match your discount.
2020[]
- VO: A new moment in Wireless has begun. T-Mobile and Sprint are joining forces. By bringing together our two networks, T-Mobile will build America's largest and most reliable 5G Network... with more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. You'll get the best 5G network, and the best prices. Welcome to T-Mobile, America's largest 5G network.
15-second version
- VO: T-Mobile and Sprint have merged. And T-Mobile has a bigger and better network than ever before... with more towers, more engineers, and more coverage. Welcome to T-Mobile. America's largest 5G network.
2022[]
- 'I feel Pretty' by Leonard Bernstein plays. It is based on West Side Story: Act II. Donald Faison and Zach Braff starred in this musical commercial.
- I'm defeated. Feel mistreated.
- I'm so angry. I'm singing a song.
- Because I'm paying so much for home internet, and that's just wrong.
- I've got T-Mobile Home Internet.
- I feel happy. (Great)
- Very happy. (Good for you.)
- Look, how much money I'm saving right now. (Wait, really?)
- There's no hidden fees, no price hikes, one core.
- Internet without B.S.!
- VO: Introducing T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. Just $50 bucks a month. It's that simple.
2023[]
- This commercial is based on the film 'Grease', starring Zach Braff, Donald Faison, and John Travolta.
- Man 1: Morning, buddy.
- Man 2: Hey man!
- Man 1: You missed a spot. (laughs)
- The truck named 'Specfinity' arrives.
- Man 2: Well, well, well. Looks like we got a new neighbor. (throws the shears on the ground)
- Man 1: Yeeesss it does...
- Man 2: Can you believe this guy, he's installing cable internet!
- Man 1: Not on our cul-de-sac. Should we go talk to him?
- Man 2: 'Talk' to him?
- Man 1: You're right... let's go sing to him!
- Man 1: Wait a second, is that who I think it is?!?
- 'Summer Nights' by John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John plays. It is a theme song for the film 'Grease'.
[Intro]
- Man 3: Why the shingle? Wh-why don't you do it in the frame?
[Verse 1]
- Home internet... what a pain in the-! (Hey, neighbor!)
- Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
- It's like WIFI... that runs on 5G!
- Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait till you see!)
[Chorus]
- Tell me more, tell me more...
- One cord's all that you need!
- Tell me more, tell me more...
- Don't you worry 'bout speed.
[Verse 2]
- You'll be streaming... movies and more!
- A gaming party... behind your front door. (I do love parties!)
- Stream a class... learn to make cheeeeeese.
[Pre-Chorus]
- But if you do... I'm a big fan of brie. (I gotcha!)
- It all seems too good to be true.
- When you see what T-Mobile can do!
[Chorus]
- Tell him more, tell him more.
- There must be a catch?
- Tell him more, tell him more.
- 50 bucks, 1 wire, no mess.
[Bridge]
- I can't believe it... it's just fifty bucks.
- Why pay more...? (...paying more sucks!)
- When you switch, it will change your whole life.
- Sounds extreme... but maybe he's right.
[Outro]
- T-Mobile Home Internet... seems too good to be true.
- But... oh... that's what T-Mobile can do!
- Tell me more! Tell me more!
60-second version
- Home internet, what a pain in the... (Hey, neighbor!)
- Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
- It's like WIFI that runs on 5GGGG.
- Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait 'til you see!)
- Tell me more, tell me more.
- One chords all that you need.
- Tell me more, tell me more.
- Don't you worry 'bout speed.
- I can't believe it, it's just fifty bucks.
- Why pay more? (Paying more sucks!)
- T-Mobile Home Internet seems too good to be true.
- But... oh... That's what T-Mobile can do!
- Tell me more! Tell me more!
30-second version
- Home Internet... What a pain in the-! (Hey, neighbor!)
- Try T-Mobile, it sets up so fast.
- It's like WIFI that runs on 5GGGG!
- Home internet from T-Mobile? (Wait till you see!)
- Tell me more, tell me more...
- One cord's all that you need!
- Tell me more, tell me more...
- We're talking serious speed...
- T-Mobile 5G Home Internet. Just $50 per month with Autopay. Check availability at t-mobile.com/tellmemore.
Sprint[]
- VO: Recently Verizon has to use tiny red balls to try to make you think they had a much better network, but there's one big thing they left out. The new Sprint LTE plus network delivers faster download speeds than Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile based on data from an independent third party. That's because we've been obsessed with building the network of the future. And to celebrate, we're cutting their rates in half. Switch to sprint and save 50 percent on most Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile rates. You get the new LTE plus network and we'll cover your costs to switch up to $650 per line. Only from Sprint.
Consumer Cellular[]
- This ad was shown during Wheel of Fortune on January 31, 2020.
- VO: The bonus round is brought to you by Consumer Cellular. Get talk, text & data for as low as $20 a month with no contract. Choose from variety of phones and enjoy reliable nationwide coverage with award-winning customer support.
Oct 21, 2021
- This ad was shown during Jeopardy!
- For over 25 years, consumer cellular has been a top-rated provider of this phone service pioneered by Guglielmo Marconi. What is Wireless?
Jan 23, 2022
- Consumer Cellular's award-winning customer service is 100%, based in this red, white, & blue country. What is The USA?
Mar 21, 2022
- Announcer: For over 25 years, consumer cellular has been a top-rated provider of this phone service. What is Wireless?
Microsoft[]
- This commercial was aired on July 28th, 2014. iPhone 5s 'Siri' vs. Lumia 635 'Cortana' play each turn.
- Guy: Cortana, when my wife calls, remind me to tell her Happy Anniversary.
- Cortana: Next time you talk to Caroline, I'll remind you.
- Siri: Oh no, I cannot do that.
- Guy: Oh, and remind me to get roses when I'm near any flower shop.
- Cortana: Sure thing. Remind you when you get to flower shop.
- Siri: I can't do that either.
- Guy: Cortana, it's gonna be a great night.
- Cortana shows his directions for departure to Bold Spoon with traffic conditions.
- Guy: Oh wow! Thanks for the traffic alert. I better get going.
- Siri: Now that is a smart phone.
- Music VO: Oh wait, it's cause you make me smile
- Cortana. Your new personal assistant. Available now on the Lumia 635 and other Lumia phones. From $0 down. By Microsoft.
Mar 20 2015
- Guy: Cortana, when my wife calls, remind me to tell her Happy Anniversary.
- Cortana: Next time you talk to Caroline, I'll remind you.
- Guy: Oh, and remind me to get roses when I'm near any store.
- Cortana: Sure thing. Remind you when you get to store.
- Guy: Cortana, it's gonna be a great night. Oh wow! Thanks for the traffic alert. I better get going. You're making me look good. Thanks, Cortana.
- Cortana: You bet.
Enterprise[]
2017-2021[]
- This commercial was aired in 2017. Kristen Bell stars in this commercial.
- Kristen Bell: Everybody knows Enterprise picks you up. But can they solve all my transportation needs? Spoiler alert: they can!
- Kristen is at the parking lot dealership area.
- Female Dealer: You can buy from Enterprise car sales.
- Kristen Bell: Sold!
- Kristen walks near their cars.
- Kristen Bell: Car sharing. That's alarmingly sensible.
- Kristen is also inside the dealership.
- Black Guy Dealer: We even rent exotics.
- Kristen Bell: That's good, because sometimes mama wants to drive like a mother.
- Kristen is testing a delivery truck.
- Kristen Bell: Big trucks are kind of my jam. (Urgh urgh!)
- Back at the front of Enterprise entrance.
- Kristen Bell: You guys make me feel so special.
- Female Dealer 2: Like a princess?
- Kristen Bell: Exactly.
- Kristen Bell: Rent, buy, or share. How can enterprise pick you up today?
30-second version
- Kristen: So I can buy from Enterprise Car Sales and you'll take any trade-in.
- Car Dealer: We do.
- Kristen: Really? Any trade-in?
- Car Dealer: That's right.
- Kristen: Great! (moves armchair) Here you go.
- Car Dealer: Well, it does need to be a vehicle.
- Kristen: Yeah, But, I need this out of my house. Maybe I'd look at in your place.
- This commercial was also aired in 2018.
- Kristen Bell: Please keep your shoes on. Stop messing with your sister... Hey, hey! Don't make me come back there!
- The agents are sitting in the car.
- Male agent: So?
- Kristen Bell: Heels really good. Yeah. I'm on to buy it.
30-second version
- Kristen: Where did you learn that word? Oh, right, me. Well, there are birds and there are bees. What's that smell? Please keep your shoes on... hey hey hey, stop messing with your sister! Hey, hey, don't make me come back there!
- Male agent: So?
- Kristen: Feels really good. Yeah, I'm gonna buy it.
- Kristen Bell VO: Customer service that goes the extra mile. Enterprise makes it easy.
- Kristen: Wait a minute... yeah.
Aired in 2021.
- Female VO: You need business mobility solutions? Better more than just business as usual. A partner, that's writing when you're ready, to go the extra mile.
- Female VO: For the short term, for the long haul, and everywhere in between.
- Female VO: Go with someone you thinks outside the box truck. With Custom Transportation Solutions, that maximizes practivity, where liability then savings.
- They're doing the feature for a car.
- Female VO: Go with Enterprise, and start driving business. When you're ready, we're ready.
2022-present[]
- Shown on TV in 2022.
- VO: Hockey fans show up. At everyday, Enterprise helps them do what they do best. They show up, not just for games, but for early morning practice, and out of time tournaments.
- Hockey players are going.
- VO: They show up for their teams, for each other, and for their communities. And at every level, from pee-wee, to the pros.
- The hockey players are now the professionals.
- VO: Enterprise shows up for them. Proud to connect hockey fans to the game we all love.
- Official Partner of NHL and NHLPA.
Version two
- And see Marvel Studios' Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Only in theaters. (Rated PG-13)
American Express[]
2010s[]
- Aired on October 17th, 2016, the people take turns.
- VO (taking turns): From now until the end of the year, shopping at small businesses could be even more rewarding. Because, when you shop small with your eligible American Express card, you could get two times the rewards. So support the businesses that make your town a community. The people who make your community, home those insiders, with the inside knowledge, those friends with a welcome smile. And you could get twice the rewards. Learn more and enroll online today at americanexpress.com. Get out... get together and shop small.
15-second version: Tables
- Idina: Doesn't your mom have that table?
- Kristen: I'll take this one.
- Kristen Bell VO: Get together and shop small on small business Saturday.
- This ad was aired on TV from November 17, 2016, featuring Kristen Bell and Ted Danson.
- Kristen: You are gonna love this place.
- Ted: I'm more of a milkshake guy.
- Kristen: Then I'd say expand your horizons.
- Ted: I'm very open-minded!
- Kristen: No no, expand your horizons. It's the name of a smoothie.
- Ted: Yeah, I see they have bee pollen. Two of my favorite allergies.
- Kristen: Trust me, John grows half this stuff in his own backyard.
- Cashier: It's true.
- Kristen: Two of my usuals, please. Add spirulina.
- Ted: Is that a... noodle?
- Kristen: It's his first time.
- Kristen and Ted enjoy the smoothie.
- Ted: Mmm. That's almost as good as a milkshake.
- Kristen: Cheers!
- Kristen Bell Announcer: Get together and shop small on Small Business Saturday.
Nov 23 2016
- This Saturday is Small Business Saturday. Let's shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. Get up, (all) get together and shop small.
Nov 25 2016
- Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. Let's shop small for our neighborhood, our town, our home. Get up, (all) get together and shop small.
Version two: more than just a day
- VO: Small Business Saturday is more than just a day. It's our day. To shop small at the places we love. With people you love. This Saturday, get up, get together and shop small!
Tina Fey (6/15)[]
iSpot.tv version (Feb 28 2016)
- Tina: Today's the day! Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet. I wear these on my trip to middle Earth. This is nice. And does it come in a California king? Yep, definitely the small ones is out of the peak too early. This one is called the Lazy Jogger. This one is called the Bear Attack. Try not to work to wishes. See, when I was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This one called swack. Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the light surprise, your muscles swack. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them. It's good, I'll take them. Boom. I'll take them. Impulse buy. You know I'll buy it later here. Om...
- VO: American Express presents the Blue cash everyday card with no annual fee.
- Tina: It's all happening. Whew!
- VO: Cash back on purchases.
- Tina: Here we go!
- VO: Backed by the service and security of the American Express.
Mar 22 2016
- Tina: Today's the day! Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet. See? When I was a kid there was a handle. And a face. This is nice. And does it come in a California king? Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them. Boom. I'll take them. Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm.
- VO: American Express presents the Blue cash everyday card with no annual fee.
- Tina: It's all happening.
- VO: Cash back on purchases.
- Tina: Here we go!
- VO: Backed by the service and security of the American Express.
Feb 6 2017
- Tina Fey walks near the workout gym.
- Tina: Today's the day!
- Tina goes inside the workout store.
- Tina: Oh, look! Creepy gloves for my feet.
- Tina sits on the excerise ball.
- Tina: See, when I was a kid there was a handle. And a face.
- Tina lays on the yoga mat.
- Tina: This is nice. And does it come in a California king?
- Tina continues shopping with the gloves on.
- Tina: Getting roid rage. Hemorrhoid. These are the worst, right? I'm gonna buy them.
- Tina throws the gloves into the basket.
- Tina: Boom. I'll take them.
- Tina goes to checkout.
- Tina: Impulse buy. Ommmmmmmmmmm.
- VO: With the Blue Cash Everyday Card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases.
- Tina: It's all happening.
- VO: With no annual fee.
- Tina: Here we go!
- Tina leaves the workout gym store.
May 27 2016
- Cashier (taking turns): That's not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. And she's back. Storm coming?
- Tina: A very dangerous cheese storm.
- VO: With the blue cask everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on this.
- Tina Fey plays with the sound toys.
- Cashier: Mouth toys. That really takes me back.
- VO: Cash back on this.
- Cashier: Baloney and medical gauze.
- VO: And even this.
- Tina: Who said shrimpppppppppppp?
- Cashier: Ahhh, shrimp. The lobster's little brother. Great choice.
- Tina: Ughhhhhh, I'm so shrimp rich.
- VO: All with no annual fee. It's more than cash back. It's backed by the service and security of American Express.
August 29 2016
- Tina Fey: Alright, how's this for a TV show. Sous chef. Lawyer by day, prep cook by night. Also, his name is sous.
- Michael Che: No. Sloppy Joseph. A middle-aged man who's trying to get his life together, but he can't - he's to sloppy.
- Tina: Huhhh - no!
- Waiter: Here you go.
- Tina: I got this. I get cash back so it's like everything's on sale.
- VO: With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee.
- Michael: Everything's on sale! A home shopping show takes place on a sailboat.
- Tina: That's the one! Banana boat dessert on me.
- Michael: Look at you being all lactose tolerant.
August 29 2016
- Tina Fey: I'll have that goat cheese garden salad.
- Flight attendant: That Gentleman got the last one.
- Tina Fey shows her American Express card.
- Tina: Sir? You give me that salad, and I will pay for your movie, and one snack box.
- Alex: Can I keep the walnuts?
- Tina: Sold, but I get to pick your movie.
- Alex: Can I pick the genre?
- Tina: Yes, but it has to be a comedy. A little cash back on the side.
- VO: With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee.
- Alex: Throw.
- Tina throws one piece from salad and Alex missed catching a bite. She enjoys her salad now.
- The screen writes the signature of Tina Fey and transitions to the background and Tina Fey's card of American Express.
Sept 7th 2016
- Tina Fey is adjusting the seat recliner by 5 percent, which is the same amount of cash back the American Express Blue Everyday Card can earn on eligible travel.
- VO: The Blue Cash Everyday Card from American Express, start earning cash back on travel at AmexCashBack.com.
Nov 14 2016
- Tina Fey: Oh, life sized dragon hand back scratcher.
- Flight Attendant: If only it came in a luffa.
- Tina: It does! Oh, a raisin re-hydrator. It turns them back into grapes.
- Attendant: Wow, what an exhausting journey.
- Tina: That's a good wedding present.
- Attendant: Good call.
- Tina: Thank you... and thank you, lady blue.
- VO: With the blue cash everyday card from American Express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee.
- Tina: Oh, look at this. Disposable microphone for my Uncle Bob's 75th!
- Attendant: A one and done.
- Tina: Yes. Find your voice and then dispose of it.
Bank of America[]
Nov 28 2015
- VO: To stir up the holidays, before earning 1% cash back everywhere, every time, and 2% cash back at the grocery store, even before they got 3% back on gas, all with no hoops to jump through, Daniel, Vandi, and Sarah decided to use their bank Americard cash rewards credit card to sweeten the holiday season. That's the spirit of rewarding connections. Apply online or at a Bank of America near you.
Toyota[]
2017[]
- Snooty Boss: Cindy, you don't even have a dress.
- Manager: Oh, no dress.
- Snooty Boss: Come on, girls, she's not coming with us.
- Cinderella looks at the palace fashion show magazine. She is leaving the factory and heading to the parking garage to drive out of the garage. Cinderella is paying a visit to a fashion designer friend who refuses to let her go.
- 'Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo' by Al Hoffman, Mack David and Jerry Livingston plays.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Fashion Designer Friend: Uh-uh, you're not going anywhere in those rags.
- Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Cinderella continues and stops at the hardware store to buy these hardware tools.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-boo.
- Now, salagadoola means, Mechicka booleroo.
- Cinderella arrives at the fashion show with a high-fashion look that earns Cinderella a spot on the runway.
- Put them together and what have you got?
- Friend: Cindy?
- Cinderella shows off as a true story model. She rushes home at the stroke of midnight.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, Bibbidi-bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi, bobbidi...
- Cinderella left her slipper as a glass slipper on the red carpet.
- VO: Introducing an all-new crossover. Toyota C-HR. Toyota. Let's Go Places.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Carvana[]
May 29, 2023 (15-second version)
- VO: Carvana has hundreds of thousands of five star reviews and counting.
- Teri: To be honest, I thought it was almost too smooth, financing, every step. There were no surprises. Well, my monthly payment did come out lower than expected. Financing my car with Carvana was super smooth.
June 6, 2023 (30-second version)
- Announcer: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being smooth in their five star reviews, including Teri.
- Teri: To be honest, I thought it was almost too smooth but Carvana was super transparent from beginning to end, car details, financing, every step and there were no surprises. Well, my monthly payment did come out lower than expected. Then I got to pick up my Mustang at the vending machine and it was so fun and exciting I did a little dance. (laughs) Trust me, financing my car with Carvana was super smooth.
- VO: Finance your next car with Carvana today.
June 6, 2023
- VO: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being easy in their five star reviews, including Eric.
- Eric: The whole process was really simple and easy, and this is my third time selling to Carvana. So I can practically do it from memory now. You just enter your license plate or your VIN, answer a few questions. Boom, you get a real offer. True story. it's still shocking how easy it was to sell my car to Carvana.
- VO: Sell your car to Carvana today.
July 5, 2023
- Female VO: Tens of thousands of customers wrote about Carvana being fast in their five-star reviews, including Sheena.
- Sheena: This was out second purchase through Carvana. It was super easy and really fast. This time, we traded in a car and couldn't believe how easy it was, and we found the car our family really needed and in red. Next thing I know, our new car was here and our trade-in was gone. Bye! Ta-da.
- Sheena chuckles.
- Sheena: I literally tell people all the time how fast and easy Carvana is.
July 30 2023 (15-second version)
- VO: Carvana has hundreds of thousands of five-star reviews and counting.
- Sheena: This was our second purchase through Carvana, it was really fast. This time we traded in a car and next thing I know, our new car was here and our trade-in was gone. Ta-da.
- This commercial was aired since August 14, 2023, starring Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard.
- Dax: Huh. How long have you been tracking our car's value with Carvana?
- Kristen: Just, like, 7 months.
- Dax: Should we sell it?
- Kristen: We hold...
- Dax: Hold...
- In the pool scene...
- Dax: Silver vans are going for more right now, should we...
- Kristen: Hold...
- Dax: Our low mileage is paying off. You think we should...
- Kristen: Hold...
- Dax: Depreciation is really heating up you think...
- Kristen: Hooold!!! Hooold! Hoold. Hold.
- Dax: We just dipped 2.5 percent!
- Kristen: Hooooooold!!!
- Kristen begins to sell the low-value car.
- Kristen: Now!!!
- Dax: I'm on it. I'm, on it.
- Kristen: Already sold to Carvana.
- VO: Go to Carvana and track your car's value today.
Feb 25, 2024
- Chantel: Whatcha doing?
- Alice: Just buying a car on Carvana.
- Chantel: You are not.
- Alice: Yeah, it's super convenient. I already got pre-qualified in two minutes.
- Chantel: Say what? That's fast.
- Alice: Yeah it is.
- Chantel: Oh-
- Alice: Look, I can customize my terms.
- Chantel: Say whaaat?! Custom down and monthly payments?
- Alice: Yep. And just like that. My car is getting delivered in a couple days.
- Chantel: Say whaaaaaaaat?! Delivered?
- Alice: Mm-hmm.
- Chantel: Where we live?
- Alice: Right here.
- Chantel: Right here?
- Alice: Here.
- Announcer: Car shopping made unbelievably convenient.
- Alice + Chantel: Say whaaaaaaat?!?!
- Announcer: Finance and buy your car with Carvana today.
Uber Eats[]
2022[]
- Trevor Noah stars in this commercial.
- Trevor: Just because anything can now be delivered with Uber Eats does not mean you can eats anything. So stop thinking that "not food is food". Got it?
- Trevor gets a basketball and places down, then he eats a tortilla chip.
- Trevor: Food. Mmm.
- Get anything. Don't always eats it.
L'Oreal[]
2010 - 2019[]
Eva Longoria stars mostly in this brand.
Jan 7, 2013
- Lea Michele: Need a good reason to change shampoo? I'll give you five.
- VO: L'Oreal Paris creates new Total Repair 5. Our most advanced level of haircare.
- Lea: It fights five of the top hair problems.
- VO: Total Repair 5 with Ceramide targets weak, limp, lifeless, dull, and straw-like hair.
- Lea: My hair is transformed, full. Feels stronger with a healthy shine. Total Repair from root to core to tip. Five problems, one solution. Change the life of your hair.
- VO: With New Total Repair 5. L'Oreal's most advanced haircare.
- Lea: Because you are totally worth it.
Feb 13, 2013
- Lea Michele: For shocking lashes, look no further.
- VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions creates the bold look of extensions - from a mascara!
- Lea: Simply shocking!
- VO: It's incredible design, in one sweep, L'Oreal's lash hugging brush, smoothes on liquid lash extensions and 200 bristles extend lashes beyond the tip for maximum impact.
- Lea: Now good girls, can be shocking too.
- VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions mascara.
- Lea: We're shocking, and we're worth it!
15-second version (Mar 15 2013)
- VO: L'Oreal's new telescopic shocking extensions creates the bold look of extensions - from a mascara, the incredibly designed lash-hugging brush smoothes on liquid lash extensions for maximum impact.
- Lea: Simply shocking
Apr 26 2013
- VO: New L'Oreal's shocking extensions mascara. The innovative lash-Hugging Brush smoothes on Liquid Lash Extensions beyond the tip. Building high impact volume and length.
- Lea: Shocking
- VO: L'Oreal's New Shocking Extensions.
Jun 19 2013
- Doutzen Kroes VO: With one divalent stroke, I create my unique looke. New L'Oreal Super Slim Liner, Point 4 millimeter precision and control, lets you go subtle or striking, a pigment so rich, my ultimate perfection. The new super slim liner, from L'Oreal Paris.
Shown since June 19, 2013, featuring Jennifer Lopez.
- VO: Fragile, breaking, falling hair? Not a chance. L'Oreal's biggest advancement in haircare. Triple Resist Our powerful formulas with Arginine, an essential amino acid in every strand. L'Oreal's unique triple reinforcing system. One, nourishes from the root up. Two, reinforces the strand. Three, strengthens hair from root to core to tip. With L'Oreal Triple Resist, Hair fall due to breakage is reduced by 64 percent. See stronger, more beautiful hair. Triple Resist from L'Oreal's most advanced haircare. Change the life of your hair.
- Jennifer: You're worth it.
Jan 28 2014
- Blake Lively: Reveal your most extraordinary hair... every day.
- VO: For fine thin hair - a transformation awaits. L'Oreal presents Volume Filler Shampoo. Our first haircare with Filloxane, to actually increases the diameter of your hair. With Volume Thicker, hair's instantly thicker... feels like 2 times more hair. A transformation that lasts, wash after wash.
- Blake: More than beautiful - extraordinary.
- VO: New Volume Filler. From L'Oreal Advanced Haircare. The science behind extraordinary hair.
- Blake: And you're worth it!
Nov 13 2018
- Eva: Hy-a-lu-ron-ic Acid. Hyaluronic Acid, is the skincare ingredient that everyone is searching for, and it's in here.
- VO: new from Revitalift Derm Intensives Hyaluronic Acid serum, with our highest concentration of Hyaluronic Acid in a serum. Visibly plumps skin in just one week.
- Eva: Bounces back.
- VO: And reduces wrinkles for younger-looking skin. Powerful results. Validated by dermatologists. New Revitalift Derm intensives Hyaluronic Acid Serum, from L'Oreal Paris.
- Eva: We're Worth It.
2020 - present[]
- Eva & Amber Heard (taking turns): Hy-a-lu-ron-ic Acid. There's a reason one serum resolves every minute.
- VO: Revitalift Derm Intensives Hyaluronic Acid Serum from L'Oreal. With our highest concentration of Hyaluronic Acid in a serum. Seriously hydrates to visibly replump skin in one week. And reduces wrinkles for younger-looking skin. Powerful results. Validated by dermatologists.
- Eva: Now we're talking!
- VO: Revitalift Hyaluronic Acid Serum from L'Oreal Paris.
- Eva: Because we're worth it.
Garnier[]
2012-2016[]
- This commercial was aired on February 23, 2012, featuring Arielle Vandenberg.
- Tina Fey: Hi! I'm Tina Fey. This is new Garnier Nutrisse nourishing color foam, and this is Meg. Questions?
- Meg: What with...
- Tina Fey: ...the difference? Let's see, shall we? This is Garnier's first foam that nourishes while it colors.
- Meg: It's got avocado, olive and shea oils.
- Tina Fey: Nourished hair, better color, Meg!
- Meg: A fresher, brighter color!
- Tina Fey: Gorgeous!
- Meg: Tweet goodbye to grays!
- Tina Fey: Well?
- Meg: I love it!
- Tina Fey: She loves it. With do you ever stop talking?
- Tina Fey VO: New Nutrisse Nourishing Color Foam. Nourished Hair, Better Color. Garnier.
- Meg: Take care.
Version two
- Tina Fey: Okay, this color is crazy gorgeous.
- VO: Tina just fell in love with Nutrisse Nourishing Color Creme, from Garnier.
- Tina Fey: Richer? Check. More radiant? Yes! Shine? Don't mind if I do. With avocado, olive and shea, it's actually nourishing while it colors... Nourished hair means better color! And grays... 100% outta here. Want rich, radiant, crazy gorgeous color? Get Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color. You better believe it. Garnier. Take care.
15-second version
- Tina Fey: Okay, this color is crazy gorgeous.
- VO: Tina's just tried Garnier Nutrisse.
- Tina Fey: With avocado, olive and shea. It's actually nourishing while it colors... Richer? Check. More radiant? Yes! Nourished hair, better color. You better believe it. Garnier Nutrisse.
TV Version
- VO: Haircolor is propelled into a new era. Garnier invents Olia... Our first ammonia-free permanent haircolor powered by oil. A major technological breakthrough. Oil can do more than condition hair... Olia propels color deep inside the hair. Maximum color performance. Visibly improves and restores hair. 100% gray coverage. Pure, luminous, vivid color. Haircolor will never be the same. New Olia created by Garnier.
15-second version
- Tina Fey: Ladies, we need to talk... about haircolor. It's Garnier Nutrisse Nourishing Color Creme. Rich, radiant, ravishing color! Nutrisse nourishes while it colors. Plus, it has avocado, olive, and shea oils. Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.
15-second version
- Tania: Perfect skin...or anti-aging? My Garnier BB does both!
- VO: Garnier's first Anti-Aging BB Cream. Patented Pro-Xylane with tinted mineral pigments.
- Tania: Evens tone, hydrates, protects, firms, reduces wrinkles. Perfect and younger-looking.
- VO: New Garnier Anti-Aging BB Cream.
Aired on April 22, 2014.
- Female beautician: Take everything you know about cleansing and wash it away.
- VO: This is new Garnier Clean Plus! The powerful blackhead Eliminating Scrub for oily skin.
- Beautician: Not just a better clean, better skin.
- VO: Our 1st daily scrub with charcoal. Better, because it draws out dirt and blackheads like a magnet. It mattifies skin...
- Beautician: PLUS keeps skin clear.
- VO: 87% saw clearer skin.
- Beautician: Now I shine... but my skin doesn't!
- VO: New Clean Plus Blackhead Eliminating Scrub.
- Beautician: Not just a better clean, better skin.
- VO: Clean plus from Garnier.
15-second version
- Is your hair lacking thickness? New Fructis Full & Plush. With pomegranate and Fibra Cylane. It expands and strengthens each strand. Get big, bigger, massive hair. Fructis Full & Plush. The Strength to Shine. Garnier.
15-second version
- Tina Fey: They gave you nourished hair and better color, but you want more... Me too! New Garnier Nutrisse, now with 2x the nourishing power. Plus avocado, olive and shea... for rich, radiant color. New Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.
Version two
- Tina Fey: Ladies, do I have to say it again? Nourished hair, better color. This is Garnier Nutrisse. It nourishes while it colors. Plus, it has avocado, olive and shea oils, for rich, radiant color, and zero greys! Garnier Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color!
Version One
- This commercial was aired on February 2016.
- Miwa: I've been coloring since I was 19...
- Mara: My hair showed it.
- VO: Then everything changed. Introducing new and improved Garnier Olia. The only haircolor powered by 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
- Erin: I love that, with Olia... my hair gets better every time I use it...
- Mara: Now I don't see dryness or dullness. All I see is shiny...
- Erin: ...brilliant color.
- Miwa: And zero grays.
- Mara: It feels so soft and healthy. It's the best experience I have ever had coloring my hair.
Version Two (April 6, 2016)
- Nancy: I color every four weeks, like clockwork.
- Mara: My hair showed it.
- VO: Then everything changed. Introducing new and improved Garnier Olia. The only haircolor powered by 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
- Nancy: With Olia, I get brilliant color, and my hair looks healthier.
- Mara: Now, I don't see dryness or dullness. All I see is shiny...
- Erin: ...brilliant color.
- Miwa: And zero grays. It feels so soft.
- Mara: It's the best experience I have ever had coloring my hair.
15-second version
- Nancy: I color every four weeks.
- Mara: My hair showed it.
- VO: Garnier Olia. The only haircolor with 60 percent oils, zero ammonia.
- Mara: Now, I don't see dullness. All I see is shiny...
- Erin: ...brilliant color.
- VO: New Garnier Olia. Brilliant color. Visibly healthier hair.
June 20, 2016
- VO: Frizz. You can either deal with it... or be done with it. Get up to 3 days of sleek hair. Fructis Sleek & Shine. Strength to fight frizz. Made with Argan Oil, it smoothes straight to the core. Plus an intense leave-in to lock out frizz. Hair is stronger, smoother, shinier. And stays that way up to 3 days straight. Sleek & Shine. Fructis. Stronger hair, stronger you. Garnier.
September 26, 2016
- Stacia Newcomb VO: Wish your hair were longer? Then grow it stronger! Get up to 10 times stronger hair, with Garnier Fructis Grow Strong. With a power dose of active fruit concentrate, Grow Strong Shampoo and conditioner reinforce hair, while the treatment injects strength from root to tip. And stronger hair means, more shine, your length. As if you so for less. Grow Strong. Fructis. Stronger hair, stronger you. Garnier.
2017-2021[]
Jan 16 2017
- VO: A cleanser in the morning and a makeup remover at night? This does it all! Micellar Cleansing Water from Garnier SkinActive. The Garnier micelles act like a magnet, to cleanse, remove makeup, and refresh. All in one! Micellar Cleansing Water from Garnier SkinActive.
Feb 27 2017
- VO: Now the power of super fruit formula's for your hair, in the all new Garnier Fructis. No parabens, no silicones. This is Super Fruit. Hydrate, smooth, or repair your super hair. All-new Garnier Fructis. Super fruit, super hair.
May 1, 2017
- 'La Grange' by ZZ Top plays.
- VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, in the all-new Fructis Sleek & Shine. Hair is 2 times stronger, no parabens. Super sleek, even in 97 percent humidity. Discover the All-New Garnier Fructis. And now Control Frizz, even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-In Cream, to keep the most unruly hair sleek for up to 3 days. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.
July 7, 2017
- VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, with Fructis Sleek & Shine fortifying shampoo. Hair is super sleek, for up to 3 days. No parabens. Just sleek hair. Discover Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine fortifying shampoo. And to control frizz even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-in cream. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.
May 7, 2018
- VO: Frizzy, unruly hair? Need a hair smoother. Get Super Fruit Moroccan Argan oil, with Fructis Sleek & Shine shampoo. Hair is super sleek, even in 97 percent humidity. No parabens. Just sleek hair. And to control frizz even longer, try Fructis Sleek & Shine Leave-in cream. Discover Fructis Sleek & Shine. America's #1 smoothing brand. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier.
15-second version
- Mandy Moore: Changes? I've had a few. Most impactful? My hair color.
- VO: Garnier Nutrisse. Nourishes while you color. Plus, avocado, olive and shea oils.
- Mandy Moore: Changing my hair color changed everything.
- VO: Nutrisse. Nourished hair, better color.
Heal Damaged Hair[]
- Shown in 2018.
- VO: Treat damaged hair to nourishing repair. Whole Blends by Garnier Honey Treasures Hair Care. With the essence of royal jelly and propolis, nourishes deeply for naturally beautiful revived hair. Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures.
TV Version
- VO: Treat damaged hair to nourishing repair. New Whole Blends by Garnier Honey Treasures Haircare. With the essence of royal jelly and propolis. Nourishes deeply for naturally beautiful, revived hair. New Garnier Whole Blends Honey Treasures.
Oat Delicacy[]
- Shown in 2018.
- VO: To hydrate even fine hair, you need our most gentle recipe. New Oat Delicacy, by Whole Blends. A caring formula. Blended with oat milk and rice cream extracts. Intensive moisture for hair. Without the weigh down. Only from Whole Blends. Garnier.
Makes Us Better[]
- Aired on Aug 27 2018. 'Anthem' by Alana Yorke plays.
- VO: We are a blend of heritage, style, nature and nurture. All one-of-a-kind. If your blend comes with hair that hates humidity, we have a blend for you. Whole Blends Smoothing Haircare. Paraben free. Blended with purpose. Bringing rich coconut oil a legendary smoother, together with cocoa butter, known to soften. As a whole blend, it smoothes frizz for 24 hours. Blended makes us shine, blended makes us better. Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally.
All One of a Kind[]
Oct 22 2018
- VO: We are a blend of heritage and style, if dry, damaged hair is part of your blend, we have a blend for you. Whole Blends Honey Treasures. Paraben free, blended with purpose. With lush honey renowned from a replenishment and royal jelly & propolis (extracts), known to nourish and repair. As a whole blend, it brings wholesome nourishment to your one of a kind hair, to help heal damage to the ends. Blended makes us better. Whole Blends. Text Honey to 52046 for a free sample. (By Garnier, Naturally!)
Blended[]
Nov 19 2018
- VO (taking turns): We are a blended mountain, plains, shorelines, up towns, cities, a rhythm, and sold. A blended heritage, family, personality, and trait. A hair that's curly, straight, wavy, natural, thick, free, blonde, black, gray, brown, red, white, and blue. We believe in the power of blends, because that's who we are. Blended makes us whole, blended makes us shine, blended makes us beautiful, blended makes us better. Whole Blends Haircare. By Garnier, Naturally!
Purpose[]
Feb 18 2019
- VO: We are a blend of strength and sensitivity, and so is our hair. If fragile hair is part of your blend... we have a blend for you. New Whole Blends Ginger Recovery, for fragile hair. Paraben free, blended with purpose. With revitalizing ginger, known to recover strength, and golden honey, known to fortify. As a whole blend, it provides twice the protection from breakage. Making fragile hair stronger instantly. Blended makes us strong, blended makes us better. New Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally.
Whole Blends Miracle Nectar[]
- Shown in 2019.
- Female VO: We are a blend of nature and nurture - And so is our hair. If your hair needs extra-nurturing care, we have a blend for you. New Whole Blends Miracle Nectar. For all hair types, Paraben-free, blended with purpose, with royal jelly and lush honey. Our first 10-in-1 leave-in serum made to strengthen, smooth, and repair damage, even reduce split ends, all at once. Blended makes us whole, blended makes us better. Whole Blends. By Garnier, Naturally!
Honey Treasure[]
Jul 21 2020
- VO: Honey Treasures from Whole Blends. Blended with purpose for dry, damaged hair. With lush honey and propolis, known to nourish and repair. As a whole blend, it helps heal damage to the ends. Blended makes us better. Whole Blends, by Garnier, Naturally!
iSpot.tv version (2018)
- VO: Got a minute? Discover new Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. It's the new way to nourish hair, fast. Fructis 1 minute masks incredibly creamy texture melts into hair to intensely nourish and strengthen, in just one minute. 98 percent naturally derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruit. No weigh down. Just super silky, soft, shiny hair. Super fast. New Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. Super fruit, super hair. Garnier. Find your treat at Walmart.
Internet Archive TV Version
- VO: Got a minute? Discover Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. It's the new way to nourish hair, fast. Fructis 1 minute masks incredibly creamy texture melts into hair to intensely nourish and strengthen, in just one minute. 98 percent naturally derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruit. No silicones, no weigh down. Just super silky, soft, shiny hair. Super fast. Fructis Treats 1 Minute Hair Masks. Super fruit, super hair. Find yours. Garnier.
30-second version (Jan 14 2019)
- VO: There's the same old way to get smooth, and then, there's new Fructis Sleek Shot. Our first in-shower styler. Infused with Plant Protein. Just mix the shot with Shampoo, and power up with lather. 5X smoother hair, 1/2 the time. It does the work for you. So you can skip the flat iron. Out with the old, and in with the smooth. New Fructis Sleek Shot in shower styler. By Garnier, Naturally.
TV Version (Jan 19 2019)
- VO: There's the same old way to get smooth, and then, there's new Fructis Sleek Shot. Our first in-shower styler. Infused with Plant Protein. Just mix a shot with Shampoo, and power up with lather. 5X smoother hair, half the time. It does the work for you, so you can skip the flat iron. Out with the old, and in with the smooth. New Fructis Sleek Shot in shower styler. By Garnier, Naturally.
15-second version (Feb 10 2019)
- VO: There's the same old way to smooth, and there's new Fructis Sleek Shot, our first in-shower styler. Just mix the shot with shampoo, power up with lather. Five times smoother hair, half the time. Skip the flat iron. New Fructis Sleek Shot. By Garnier, Naturally!
Mar 4 2019
- Male VO: Wanna feel strong? Bring on the cold! There goes for hair, too. New Fructis Grow Strong Fortifying Shampoo with Icy Menthol. Invigorated hair with a jolt of cool. Feel the strength. Feel the power of cold. New Fructis Grow Strong, by Garnier, naturally.
Water Rose version
- Is your cleanser cleansing well? Try Garnier Micellar Cleansing Water. Micelles work like a magnet to remove makeup without rubbing. Cleanse without rinsing, even for sensitive skin. It's cleansing, reinvented. Micellar Water. And now, new Water Rose Micellar Water. By Garnier, Naturally.
Jan 2020
- VO: Dry shampoo leaving residue? Not anymore. New Fructis Invisible Dry Shampoo. Powered by oil-absorbing rice starch. Invisible on hair. No residue. Just non-stop refreshed hair for 24 hours. New Fructis Invisible Dry Shampoo by Garnier, Naturally!
Feb 4 2020
- VO: Does cleansing drain the life out of your skin? New Garnier Micellar Water Rose. With rose water and micelles that work like a magnet to gently cleanse and remove makeup. And now, even hydrates skin. It's cleansing, reinvented. New Water Rose by Garnier, naturally.
15-second shampoo-only version[]
- VO: Fructis Treats Shampoo & Conditioners. Made with 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits to nourish hungry hair. Yes to vegan, no to silicones. Yes to nourish, no to weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!
Mask-only version[]
- VO: Garnier Fructis Treats 3-in-1 Masks to nourish hungry hair. 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits, and no silicones. 3 uses: conditioner, mask, or leave-in. Yes nourish, no weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!
Super Fruits[]
- Shown in 2021. 'Good as Hell' by Lizzo plays.
- VO: Garnier Fructis Treats 3-in-1 Masks to nourish hungry hair. Up to 98 percent naturally-derived ingredients. Bursting with super fruits, and no silicones. 3 uses: conditioner, mask, or leave-in. Yes nourish, no weighdown. Fructis Treats By Garnier, Naturally!
15-second TV version
- Female VO: Garnier infuses Vitamin C in the new Garnier Brightening Serum Cream to reveal glowing skin. The efficacy of a Vitamin C Serum, the moisture of a cream, and an SPF-30. 3 products in 1 for bright, glowing skin. New Garnier Brightening Serum Cream. By Garnier, Naturally!
2021
- VO: Sleek, curly, we all want to fight frizz. Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine. Argan oil plus kera-system. Up to 72 hours frizz control, 97 percent humidity protection. Fructis Sleek & Shine, Number-one on sleek. By Garnier, Naturally!
2022
- VO: Sleek, Curly, we all want to fight Frizz. Garnier Fructis Sleek and Shine. Argan oil plus Kera-System. Up to 72 hours Frizz-control, 97 percent Humidity protection. Fructis Sleek & Shine, Number-one in anti-frizz. By Garnier, Naturally!
Original version
- Drew: Did you hear the buzz? Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes, it's new sulfate-free remedy! Ooh, acacia honey! And sulfates, gone!
- VO: A potent remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
- Drew: 72 hours of ta-da!
- Drew Barrymore VO: Whole Blends Sulfate Free Remedy. And it's approved by cruelty-free international! By Garnier, Naturally!
iSpot.tv version
- Drew Barrymore arrives with buzzes.
- Drew: Did you hear the buzz? Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes, it's new sulfate-free remedy! Ooh, acacia honey! And sulfate, gone!
- VO: A port of remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
- Drew: 72 hours of ta-da!
- VO: New Whole Blends Sulfate-Free Remedy, By Garnier, Naturally.
- Drew: Yeah, girl, killing it! Hair is on point.
15-second version
- Drew: Garnier Whole Blends has something big! Yes! It's new Sulfate-Free Remedy. Oh, acacia honey, and sulfates gone!
- VO: A remedy to prevent breakage and reduce split-ends.
- Drew: 72 hours of tada!
- VO: Whole Blends By Garnier, Naturally.
2022-2024[]
- Shown in 2022.
- Female VO: Skin feeling dry? Swipe it away! New All-In-One Garnier Micellar Water, with hyaluronic acid. Micelles work like a magnet, to cleanse, remove makeup and replump with hydration. New Micellar Cleansing Water with Hyaluronic Acid, By Garnier, Naturally.
2024
- My Celebrity Colorist? Me! And this Garnier Nutrisse. It has 5 amazing fruit oils. It nourishes while it colors. Cool! Covers our grays, for richer color. Nutrisse. Nourished hair. Better color. By Garnier, Naturally!
Apr 10 2023
- Drew Barrymore: Damaged hair? Split ends? I've got you, honey! New Whole Blends Hair Honey Repairing Serum that looks like honey, without the stick. Less split ends? Yes please! So smooth and silky. New Whole Blends Hair Honey by Garnier, naturally.
Version Two
- VO: Crack the science of stronger hair! Fructis, with Keratin, Protein, or Biotin, in reloaded systems. Up to 72 hours frizz control, 48 hours definition, or 72 hours thicker looking hair. Fructis By Garnier, Naturally.
Curl Nourish (2023)
- VO: Put Fructis Curl Nourish to the test! With coconut oil and protein. Wind test, on.
- Lisette: No way my curls are going to stand this.
- Andres Willey: It's like a tornado in here.
- VO: Up to 48 hours definition.
- Lisette: It's still so bouncy!
- VO: Fructis Curl Nourish by Garnier, naturally.
Sleek & Shine
- VO: Put Fructis Sleek & Shine to the test! With argan oil and kera-system. Miami humidity, on.
- Amanda Diaz: It's getting so hot. That's real high humidity.
- VO: Up to 72 hours frizz control.
- Amanda Diaz: Where's the frizz?
- VO: Fructis Sleek & Shine by Garnier, naturally.
Grow Strong Thickening
- VO: Put Fructis Grow Strong to the test! Reloaded with blood orange and biotin. Brush test, on.
- Dee Glazer and Gavin Leatherwood enter the testing pod.
- Dee Glazer: I've never had my hair brushed by a robot before.
- VO: Up to 65 percent less breakage.
- Dee Glazer: My hair feels strong.
- VO: New Fructis Grow Strong by Garnier, naturally.
Neutrogena[]
2011 commercials are starred before Kristen Bell voices Princess Anna of Arendelle from Frozen series, which starts in 2013.
- This ad was shown in 2010, starring Jennifer Garner.
- Jennifer: When I was 17, I was not good to my skin. What I wouldn't do for a do-over.
- Female VO: Neutrogena clinical skincare helps restore collagen depleted skin to undo the look of a year's worth of skin aging in just 4 weeks. Clinical skincare. Neutrogena.
Version Two
- Kristen Bell: I'm good about washing my face. But sometimes, I wonder... what's left behind?
- Female Announcer: Purifying Facial Cleanser from Neutrogena Naturals. Developed with dermatologists, it's clinically proven to remove 99 percent of dirt and toxins, and purify pores. And with natural willowbark, it contains no dyes, parabens, or harsh sulfates.
- Kristen Bell: Dirt and toxins do a vanishing act, and my skin feels pure and healthy.
- Female Announcer: Purifying Facial Cleanser, from Neutrogena Naturals.
15-second version
- Kristen Bell: I'm good about washing my face. But sometimes, I wonder... what's left behind?
- Female Announcer: New purifying facial cleanser from Neutrogena Naturals. Removes 99 percent of dirt and toxins without dyes, parabens, or harsh sulfates.
- Kristen Bell: Since skin feels pure and healthy.
- Female Announcer: New from Neutrogena Naturals.
Apr 3 2013
- Jennifer Garner: What if you could shrink your pores, just by washing your face.
- Female VO: Neutrogena Pore Refining Cleanser. Alpha hydroxy and exfoliating beads work to clean and tighten pores so they can look half their size.
- Jennifer: Pores... shrink 'em down to size!
- Female VO: Pure Refining Cleanser. Neutrogena.
15-second version
- Female VO: New Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel. With hyaluronic acid, it plumps skin cells with intense hydration and locks it in. Hydro Boost, from Neutrogena.
15-second version two
- Female VO: Neutrogena Hydro Boost Gel Cream with hyaluronic acid. It infuses skin with intense hydration and locks it in.
Head & Shoulders[]
- Sofia Vergara and her son Manolo Gonzalez starred in this commercial.
- Sofia: My son and I used to watch the red carpet shows on TV. Now, I'm walking them. Life is unpredictable.
- Sofia Vergara is changing her fashion to an elegance.
- Sofia: One thing I need to be predictable is to be flake-free. Cause I have used Head and Shoulders for 20 years. Used regularly, it removed up to 100 percent of flakes, keeping you protected, every week, every month, every year.
- Manolo: You ready, ma?
- Sofia: Always!
- Sofia Vergara and Manolo Gonzalez are walking on the red carpet, showing off their fabulous fashion for their photoshoot.
- The red carpet photographers are taking photos of them.
- Sofia Vergara VO: Life is unpredictable, so embrace it! Head and Shoulders. Live Flake Free For Life.
Propel Fitness Water[]
- Mindy Kaling jogs in this commercial with a short speech.
- Mindy: I couldn't imagine doing this jog without Propel immune Support.
- Mindy Kaling drinks Propel Immune Support water.
- Mindy: I prepared a short speech. I'd like to thank Vitamin C, Zinc, Electrolytes. Hey I...
- The other athletes are listening to Mindy Kaling's short speech.
- VO: Propel Immune Support. Vitamin C and Zinc.
Hello Bello[]
- Kristen Bell: You know what's not fair? The toll lane in LA. It's just a road rich people use so they don't have to sit in traffic.
- Dax Shepard: Boy, I love that lane.
- Kristen Bell: Also, when rich people fly, they don't even take their shoes off. There's no security for private planes.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, I get it. Who has time to take their shoes off?
- Kristen Bell: You disgust me.
- Dax Shepard: Me? You're a hypocrite! We got to get our kids organic diapers and wipes and sunblock and shampoo because we're loaded. I mean, you're loaded and I do fine.
- Kristen Bell: Oh really? How do you explain this?
- Kristen Bell magically unveils the Hello Bello baby products.
- Kristen Bell: Premium plant-based products with a low price for everyone.
- Dax Shepard: Wow. You created a whole baby line to keep things fair?
- Kristen Bell: No, dingus, we did. Well, it was mostly me, but, you were there.
- Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are posing for Hello Bello products. Visit HelloBello.com to learn more.
30-second version
- Dax Shepard: Organic Kids Multivitamin, check. All Sleep Well Vitamins, I love these. I mean, there's a vitamin for everything.
- Kristen Bell: Hello Bello did it all. Best vitamins, best prices.
- Dax Shepard: Do you think we could do maybe like a really expensive wine to cater to, let's say rocket owners like a zero-gravity vitamin.
- Kristen Bell: I don't know, bud. We are in the best prices game. Premium vitamins for every family.
- Dax Shepard: Right, but billionaires have families.
- Kristen Bell: Do they?
- Dax Shepard: I mean, they could buy one.
- Kristen Bell: Space is no place for kids.
- Dax Shepard: Okay, we'll stick with this plan.
- Kristen Bell: For families that vitamins together.
- Now at Target.
[Scene 1: Introduction]
- Kristen Bell dressed as Cindy Lou Who, while Dax Shepard dressed as the Grinch.
- Kristen Bell: Hi! I'm Kristen Bell. And it is my favorite time of the year, it's the Holiday, baby! And today, in order to spread some Hello Bello holiday cheer, I have enlisted the help of a very special friend...
- Dax Shepard: Hey, I'm... I'm Dax.
- Kristen Bell: Nope, the Grinch.
- Dax Shepard: Honey, are you..
- Kristen Bell: The Grinch stubborn today.
- Dax Shepard: Grinch.
- Kristen Bell: And today, Mr. Grinch, your mission should you choose to accept it?
- Dax Shepard: I don't, I declined.
- Kristen Bell: Just hear me out, is to spread holiday cheer by giving away some Premium Diapers for every rear.
- Dax Shepard: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're saying these diapers are premium?
- Kristen Bell: Oh, these diapers are premium.
- Dax Shepard: They're premium?
- Kristen Bell: They're primo! I use these on my kids.
- Dax Shepard: I mean. I'm there! Grrr! I'm the Grinch!
- Kristen Bell: Well, we'll workshop that, okay?
- Dax Shepard: Okay.
- Dax Shepard opens the Hello Bello automatic sliding car door so that the diaper packages come out.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, an automatic door, this is incredible, because you hit a button.
- Hello Bello x The Grinch by Dr. Seuss. Spreading Holiday Cheer.
[Scene 2: In The Vehicle]
- In this scene, Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell are traveling across the streets of Los Angeles, California.
- Dax Shepard: You know, I shave every single night. And then, when I wake up, it's this whole situation.
- Kristen Bell understands his story.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, oh now you... Now... Now you want in! You know, oh no, go ahead! You go ahead! No, you take it! Oh my gosh. Zero respect... I'm sorry.
- Kristen Bell: That's okay.
- Dax Shepard: It's just hard, and it's hard, uh... it's hard not to get revved up in traffic.
- Kristen Bell: Just kind of feel the Christmas Spirit, you know.
- Dax Shepard agrees with Kristen Bell's suggestion.
- Kristen Bell: Where are all the kids, nobody's out?
- Dax Shepard: Well, they got these kids locked away in schools...
- Kristen Bell: I think we need to go somewhere specific.
- Dax Shepard: Where?
- Kristen Bell: Where we really know there are going to be a lot of butt cheeks.
- Dax Shepard: Okay, right.
[Scene 3: Wild Child Store]
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard arrive at the Wild Child Store.
- Kristen Bell: There we go, there we go.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho!
- Kristen Bell: Oh my goodness!
- Dax Shepard: Ho ho ho!
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are giving away diapers to the kids.
- Dax Shepard: Do you wear diapers? Does anyone in here wear diapers?
- Kristen Bell: Do you ever poop your pants?
- Dax Shepard: Guys, we need all these stacked up by the end of your shift.
- Kristen Bell: We gotta have them stacked.
- Dax Shepard: This place is a mess.
- Kristen Bell: Come on.
- The kids play with the Hello Bello packages.
- Kristen Bell tells the kids a story from The Grinch's Heart Crew. It is also known as How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
- Kristen Bell: Well, in Whoville, they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
- Dax Shepard: Really good, really nice.
- Dax Shepard: So everybody here, we just want to say for the holidays that everyone here can have a free year of diapers and wipes and all the fixing...
- Kristen Bell: Let this be a reckless Christmas.
- Dax Shepard: Yes, as long it grew up!
- Kristen Bell: Christmas is going to be on us!
- Dax Shepard; Yeah, woo!
[Scene 4: Back to driving]
- Dax Shepard: Okay.
- Kristen Bell: That was invigorating.
- Dax Shepard: That was energizing.
- Kristen Bell: Yes.
- Dax Shepard: It filled me with the Christmas Cheer.
- Kristen Bell: Me too.
- Dax Shepard: Oh my gosh.
- Kristen Bell: Giving away presents is a feeling like no other.
- Dax Shepard: Yeah, I'm new to it, you know?
- Kristen Bell: Well, you, you don't seem...
- Dax Shepard: I'm not a great... I'm not a great Gift Giver. Do you have bamboozles?
- Kristen Bell: We have bamboozles...
- Dax Shepard: ...and Pam plunkets?
- Kristen Bell: ...and pamplinkets and pamplunkets.
- Dax Shepard: Oh my goodness.
- Kristen Bell: And who's ego what's this? And, have you ever had roast beast?
- Dax Shepard: Oh, I've only read about Roast Beast. You have Roast Beast.
- Kristen Bell: You know it.
[Scene 5: At the park]
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard arrive at the residential street and the park.
- They get out of the car and rush to the park for donation.
- Dax Shepard: Move, move, move, move, move!
- Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell enter the park.
- Kristen Bell: Oh, we got someone right there.
- Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell arrive at the playground.
- Dax Shepard: How are you?
- Man: Hi, how you doing?
- Dax Shepard: Good?
- Man: Good.
- The Grinch gives the man handshakes to pleasure to meet them.
- Dax Shepard: I'm the Grinch.
- Kristen Bell: Hi! Are you guys in need of some diapers?
- Man: Yes.
- Kristen Bell: These are for you. And Michael, also, would you tell your parents that we would love to give them a year's supply worth of diapers?
- Dax Shepard: I know it's early, but Merry Christmas y'all.
- Man: I really appreciate it, thank you so much.
- Dax Shepard: Of course!
- Dax Shepard: Michael, do you high five?
- Woman: High five!
- Michael gives Mr. Grinch a high-five.
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Yeah!
- A girl gives Mr. Grinch another high-five.
- Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, and others: Yeah!
[Scene 6: Baby 2 Baby]
- Dax Shepard: Oh, oh, I'm just getting a taste for this, honey. Me and those parents makes me want to go big, okay?
- Kristen Bell: Go big?
- Dax Shepard: Epic,
- Kristen Bell: I meant...
- Dax Shepard: Real big.
- Kristen Bell: Let's do it!
- Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell stop at Baby 2 Baby to donate a whopping 250,000 diapers.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, you brought the big guns!
- Kristen Bell: You know it.
- Dax Shepard: Oh, wow!
- The truck horns!
- Kristen Bell: Whew!
- Dax Shepard: Come on!
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are retrieving the Baby 2 Baby shipment out of the trailer.
- The fans are cheering Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard for the holiday cheer donations!
- Dax Shepard: Come in!
- Dax Shepard and Kristen bell are now throwing the diaper packages to the fans!
- Dax Shepard: Look alive on it, here we go! Whew!
- Dax Shepard: You Guys, at Hello Bello, we really want to support our parenting community, and we want to make sure that this holiday season, worrying about diapers is the last thing any parent does. So thank you for your help in that.
- Kristen Bell makes a major announcement.
- Kristen Bell: Parenting is fun through mess and through stress... But when we do it alone, the fun is much less. The holidays are a time for community and love... this year, let's help parents feel that, beyond and above. Parenthood can be wild and full of surprises... but it also grows your heart not one... not two... but three sizes.
- The fans applaud for Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard for Hello Bello Grinch's enormous announcement!
- Dax Shepard: Cindy Lou!
- Kristen Bell: Thank you for all the work that you do!
[Outro: Conclusion]
- Dax Shepard: Look at that, 250,000 diapers!
- Kristen Bell: 500,000 butt cheeks!
- Dax Shepard: A half a million butt cheeks.
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Premium all!
- Dax Shepard: Premium diapers.
- Kristen Bell: Not a bad way to spend the day.
- Dax Shepard: Yeah. I want to give some more away. We still got something we could pitch at people out the window.
- Kristen Bell: Oh, let's go do it.
- Dax Shepard: Yeah, yeah, let's unload.
- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are going into the car.
- Dax Shepard: Merry Christmas!
- Kristen Bell: Merry Christmas!
- Giving grows your heart. Consider giving today baby2baby.org. Hello Bello x The Grinch by Dr. Seuss. TM & Copyright 2022 Dr. Seuss Enterprises.
Walmart[]
- This commercial was aired on August 7th, 2016. 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake plays.
- I don't know where I'm going.
- But, I sure know where I've been.
- Hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
- But I've made up my mind.
- Cause I know what it means.
- To walk along the lonely street of dreams.
- Here I go again on my own.
- Going down the only road I've ever known.
- Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
- And I've made up my mind.
- I ain't wasting no more time.
- Own the first day. Save Money. Live Better. Walmart.
Zyrtec[]
- The coffee server serves woman a coffee drink for her family. Suddenly, a woman in the right front seat sneezes and splatters the coffee drink into the windshield.
- Ed O'Neill VO: Hey allergy muddlers... Are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool? Try Zyrtec. Zyrtec starts working hard at hour one, and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day.
- The coffee servers serves a woman again with another coffee drink.
- VO: Stick with Zyrtec. Muddle No More.
- Female Announcer: Try Rhinocort Allergy Spray for powerful nasal allergy relief.
Mucinex[]
- This commercial was aired on November 20, 2015.
- Mr. Mucus: Hey buddy, let's get these Dayquil liquid gels and go.
- Guy: But these liquid gels are new... Mucinex Fast Max.
- Mr. Mucus: It's the same difference.
- Guy: These are multi-symptom.
- Mr. Mucus: Well, so are these.
- Guy: This one is max strength and fights mucus. That one doesn't.
- Mr. Mucus: Uh... Think fast!
- Mucus throws that pack to the guy.
- Guy: You dropped something.
- Mr. Mucus: Oh... I'll put it back on the shelf...
- VO: New from Mucinex Fast Max. The only cold and flu liquid gel that's max strength and fights mucus.
McDonald's[]
- 'Into the Unknown' by Idina Menzel and AURORA plays.
- The kids are running around the Enchanted Forest in Frozen II adventure.
- Into the unknown, into the unknown.
- The kids are back to reality with their parents. They're running around the backyard.
- Female VO: You can discover the adventure of Frozen II, with the goodness of milk, apple slices, and an enchanting toy. Inside every McDonald's Happy Meal. Disney's Frozen II. Now playing, rated PG.
Version two
- Female VO: Sip into summer with the chill ice drinks, like the new Frozen Hawaiian Punch, or your favorite Frappe smoothie.
Wendy's[]
- This ad was aired on TV since June 3, 2013, starring Morgan Smith Goodwin, Camille Chen.
- Camille: This Wendy's Salad does taste like summer.
- Morgan: It's like watching sunsets at 9 o'clock...
- Camille: It's like lying in a hammock.
- Mary Guilliams: It's like...
- Andre: Your Wendy's Salad.
- Mary: Thank you, Andre. It's devine.
- Morgan: Andre?? Who's Andre??
- Camille: Busted!
- Morgan: Yep.
- VO: Grab a taste of summer with Wendy's Berry Almond Chicken Salad. It's back with fresh strawberries and blueberries and warm grilled chicken.
- Morgan: Does Andre like strawberries? Now that's better.
- VO: And now Kids' meals just $1.99 after 4 PM.
15-second version
- Morgan: This Wendy's Salad does like... Mmmm!
- Camille: I know. It's like lying in a hammock.
- VO: Wendy's Berry Almond Chicken Salad is back! Fresh strawberries and blueberries with warm grilled chicken.
Carl's Jr.[]
- A supermodel, Emily Ratajkowski, and Sara Jean Underwood are in commercial.
- VO: With pulled pork, our cheeseburger is BBQ's best pair. The Memphis BBQ Burger, at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.
Cheerios[]
- During Celebrity Family Feud on June 14, 2022, this ad was sponsored by this brand.
- BuzzBee: He's starting with a delicious taste of Honey Nut Cheerios, anyone can have fun taking care of their hearts.
- Steve Harvey: Name an easy way to help take care of your heart.
- BuzzBee: Cheerios!
- The fans cheer and applause as BuzzBee celebrates the victory with Steve Harvey after getting the #1 answer!
- Honey Nut Cheerios. Have a change of heart.
Yoplait[]
2011
- VO: Remember the moment we arrived? We don't want anything to slow us down. So it's surprising that most women aren't getting enough calcium. With over 25 flavors, Yoplait Original gives you 50 percent of the daily value of calcium in every cup.
2013
- VO: At Yoplait, when you call, tweet and post, we listened. That's why we removed high fructose corn syrup from Yoplait Light and Original. Anything else we can do, let us know. But let's keep it to yogurt because we shouldn't really help with your love life.
Yoplait. It is so good.
Pure Leaf Tea[]
- Amy Poehler VO: At Pure Leaf, the most important ingredient in making tea, is saying No. In our real brewed Iced Tea, we say no to artificial flavors and sweeteners. Which means, no settling. Unless it is into a comfy chair. Pure Leaf. No is Beautiful.
Reese's[]
- This ad was shown on August 17, 2018.
- Will Arnett VO: If only there was a place nearby, you can get one of these... or these. Good thing they're sold literally everywhere, business is done! I'm pretty sure you could buy them at a bank! Not Sorry. Reese's.
Doritos[]
2014
- A man in the roulette eats the Doritos. 'Holding Out for a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler plays, a song from the films Footloose and The Super Mario Bros Movie.
- A man goes all-in and a woman feeds him a Doritos chip while he's doing double arm wrestling.
- The scene changes to the tattoo application, the dance party, opening the shirt with the Doritos chips dropped before the Sumo fight begins.
- It also changes to a man riding a bear. (Do not attempt. Seriously, you guys.)
- A man celebrates with the other viewers who won the roulette, and the bear growls.
- I need a hero
- I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
- He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
- And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
- I need a hero (Hero)
2017
- Emily Kelly sits in a library and eats Doritos. The scene changes to the skyscraper, where Emily climbs the roof of the skyscraper to take a selfie, and finally eats more Doritos. (Professional on a closed set. Do not attempt.)
For the bold. Doritos.
Pizza Hut[]
- Aired on July 24, 2017, featuring Kristen Wiig and the other actors.
- Kristen Wiig and others: For certain things every man wants, like oven hot Pizza Hut Pizza I should know, I'm the other man. Well, not technically every man, but I'm every man, woman, and childhood America! And I want my pizza fast! And I want my pizza oven hot! (Hot!) So pizza hut is promising everyone with me! Exactly what I want! Me yeah! That's why the stores are hiring a bunch of new delivery drivers. Additional star up, and they got smarter computers to tell me when my pizza will arrive. It's so close, pros! Because Pizza Hut promises to always deliver what I want. Oven hot pizza fast, every time. (Fast!) That's when no one outpizzas the hut.
La-Z-Boy[]
- Since 2019, Kristen Bell was an ambassador for La-Z-Boy ad campaign. She is portrayed in a commercial to reveal the furniture for sale. La-Z-Boy makes so much more than recliners. It's kind of a big deal.
- VO: The 'No Sales Tax' Event. We pay the equivalent to your sales tax. La-Z-Boy. Live life comfortably.
- Hurry in at San Jose, Union City, Emeryville, Pleasant Hill, South San Francisco, Fairfield, Pleasanton, Corte Madera, California.
Experian[]
- Customer: I was just looking at your credit report site. Do you guys have Identity Theft Protection?
- Male voice (red): I'm sorry, did you say Identity Distribution?
- Customer: No. Protection. Identity Theft Protection.
- Male voice (red): You have selected Identity Distribution. Your identity will now be shared with everyone. Thank you.
- Customer: No, no, no --
- The call clicks and switches to dial tone.
- Female VO: Not all credit report sites are equal.
- Male voice (green): We're good in here, howie.
- Male voice (red): Yeah, have a good night, brother.
- Female VO: Experian.com members get personalized help plus Identity Theft Protection. Join now at Experian.com. With enrollment in Experian Credit Tracker.
Zillow[]
- This ad was aired on April 24th, 2019, starring Joy Lofton as her kids' mother.
- VO: You know what's hard? Creating the wizard beard out of bath bubbles.
- Joy Lofton, creates bubble beard for her own girls, but a girl in a bath splashes bubbles out of bathtub.
- Joy: Oh no!
- Joy uses her laptop for Zillow.
- VO: You know what's easy? Selling your home. Because Zillow now buys houses. Just enter your address and answer a few questions to get a free, no obligation offer from anyone you know, and trust. Wizard beard, hard. Selling your home to Zillow, easy. Visit Zillow to request your free offer.
- A realtor visits a house as Joy makes an offer. The realtor accepts the offer, and transitions back to the bath: a girl plays with her mother.
Because of You[]
- Sora, Goofy, and Donald Duck are from Kingdom Hearts.
- VO: Our hearts are made stronger by how we treat others.
- Woody, Rex, and Hamm team up with 'Kingdom Hearts' Sora, Donald, and Goofy.
- Woody Pride: Put her there.
- Woody shakes hands with Sora.
- VO: The light that you share can impact those around you, but so can the darkness.
- Original: The light that you share can impact those around you, but so can the darkness.
- Riku is here too. Rapunzel is bored and heeds assistance.
- Pete: Later, twerps!
- Pete goes into the dark portal.
- Goofy: Did Pete saying mean things bother ya? (Did Pete saying mean things bothering you?)
- The scene transitions to Monsters Inc. featuring Mike Wazowski, Sulley, and Boo. Boo laughs.
- VO: So when you reach out to another person, take a moment to consider how they will feel, and let your heart be the key to making a difference. Because of you, someone's entire day, year, or even life can change.
- Sora, Goofy, and Donald watch Rapunzel and Flynn Rider. It also transitions to Anna and Elsa hug at the end of Frozen. Olaf is happy.
- It transitions to Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, to Hercules and Megara, to Toy Story with Rex, Hamm, and Buzz Lightyear, to Winnie the Pooh.
- Finally, it transitions to Big Hero 6 featuring Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Wasabi-No-Ginger, Baymax, and Fredzilla.
- Sora: In every heart, there's hope!
- 'Because of You' is sponsored by Ad Council.
Holiday Inn[]
- Female VO: Holiday Inn Resort, Panama City Beach, Florida. Fun & exciting kids activities. World class entertainment. Fresh, unique beach cuisine. An incredibly friendly staff. Guest exclusive concerts, featuring legendary country artists. Holiday Inn Resort, Panama City Beach, Florida, where guests become family.
Booking.com[]
- Aired on Super Bowl 2024, starring Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBrayer, and Glenn Close, from '30 Rock' Cast.
- Tina: With so many choices on Booking.com, there are so many Tina Fey's I could be. So I hired body doubles to help me out.
- Tina scrolls through the phone and zooms to the beach pool party.
- Girls weekend Tina: Girls weekend Tina at of Miami Villa!
- Friends: Hi honey Villa!
- Family Tina: Family Tina who loves a hotel with breakfast included. Tina you're allergic to wheat.
- Cool Mom Tina: Cool mom Tina loves Holiday Homes with a view!
- Tina, her doubles and other friends look at the phone instead of paying attention to their mother.
- Cool Mom Tina: Look at your mother!
- Romantic Tina: Romantic Tina who book this cozy suite for two. Who thanks to free cancellations can become non-com middle Tina.
- Jane: Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
- Tina: Is that my credit card?
- Fitness Tina: Fitness Tina love Hotel Jam filter
- Jane: And the five-star filter is perfect for five-star Tina Fey.
- Five-star Tina throws her high heels to Jack McBrayer who catches it.
- Jane: Call me Tina.
- Bigfoot: (foreign language) (Rustic Tina loves this Wyoming Cabin)
- Curator: We love the peace and quiet
- The bigfoot smashes and runs away as disguised Tina!
- Jack: No! Tina Fey! No!
- Tina: I feel like the resemblance is slipping a little bit.
- Glenn: Wild Tina booked a farm stay to ride this horse!
- Tina: Glenn Close? My nemesis?!
- Glenn: With millions of possibilities...
- Tina: Bring the bread! We're going to Texas!
- Tina and one of the partners run to Texas to confront Glenn!
- Glenn: ...on Booking.com, you can book whoever you want to be.
- Tina: Okay! Thank you! It's my line. I don't need a body double for this one.
- Glenn: Who are you?
- Tina: Oh, we have met, Glenn.
30-second TV version
- Tina: With so many choices on Booking.com, there are so many Tina Fey's I could be. So I hired body doubles to help me out.
- Jane: Splurgy Tina loves a hotel near Rodeo Drive.
- Bigfoot: (foreign language) (Rustic Tina loves this Wyoming Cabin)
- Jack: Uh oh, Tina!
- Glenn: Wild Tina booked a farm stay to ride this horse!
- Tina: Glenn Close?!
- Glenn: With millions of possibilities, you can book whoever you want to be.
- Tina: That's my line.
Followers/Steps
- Followers Tina: 30,000 followers Tina in a boutique hotel
- Steps Tina: Or 30,000 steps Tina at a mountain cabin
Schick[]
- This commercial was aired on July 17, 2012.
- Women doing various activities (volley balling, walking with rose winds, and jump rope) all transform into water for moisturizing their skin.
- Female VO: Surprising hydration, now from a razor. New Schick Hydro Silk, water activated serum hydrates your skin longer than any other razor, it's the only one with five blades and skin guard with smooth skin to help reduce irritation. Women preferred hydro silk to the leading brand. New Schick Hydro Silk. Free Your Skin.
Kodak[]
- This ad was aired on TV from October 26, 2017.
- Two kids use cardboard tubes to amplify their roaring noises. A boy wears a homemade dinosaur helmet characterized with blue spikes while his sister makes high-pitched dino sounds for the camera.
- Make Believe Moments, by Kodak Moments, a video photographic camera by Eastman Kodak Company.
Salonpas[]
VO: Salonpas, makers of powerful pain relief patches for 89 years... believes in continuous improvement...like rounded corners that resist peeling. With an array of active ingredients... and sizes to relieve your pain. Salonpas. It's Good Medicine.
- The brand company of Hisamitsu.
Disney Plus[]
- 'Under the Sea' by Samuel E. Wright plays.
- VO: For generations, Disney has brought to you the most enchanting films.
- It transitions from animated and live action films and series in order: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, The Little Mermaid (1989), Enchanted, Mary Poppins, and The LIon King (1994).
- Mufasa: We are all connected in the Circle of Life.
- It transitions to Hocus Pocus.
- VO: And the loved characters.
- Hocus Pocus lady: Hello.
- Continues to The Princess and the Frog, High School Musical, '"Beauty and the Beast (1991), Finding Nemo, andThe Muppet Movie.
- VO: All of these classics and timeless adventures can be found in one place. Disney Plus.
- Transitions to The Princess and the Frog, Allice in Wonderland (1951), Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Finding Nemo, and The Parent Trap (1998).
- Mowgli: Oh, can't you just picture it?
- VO: Now you can share then with your family.
- "The Parent Trap" girl: We should switch places.
- Finally, Lilo & Stitch, Toy Story, The Mighty Ducks, The Princess and the Frog, Enchanted, and finally back to Toy Story.
- Lilo & Stitch: Ohana means Family...
- Buzz Lightyear: To Infinity... And Beyond!
- Vocals: Under the sea!
- VO: Only on Disney Plus.
Film Trailers[]
60-second version
- This comedy film trailer was aired on November 17th, 2015, starring Amy Poehler (Maura Ellis) and Tina Fey (Kate Ellis).
- Amy: L.A. sister reunion!
- Tina and Amy hug as they reunite!
- From the Director of Pitch Perfect
- Tina: I think it was two years. You shouldn't at least be going to show you what they worked friends.
- Amy: Oh, sorry ma'am. We have the flare.
- They arrive at their parents' place.
- Tina: We are looking for a yard artisan to do some work on our relations?
- Guy 1: I'm not going to bother your drought.
- Amy: I'm not laughing about butt. I'm laughing with your butt.
- Tina: Time to drive away.
- On December 18...
- The sisters arrive at their parents' place where it was sold.
- Amy: No!
- Tina: Mom and Dad sold... our childhood home!
- Tina Fey (Kate) kicks and knocks down the "SOLD!" sign.
- Tina: Ahhh!
- Inside their parents' home, there are a lot of mess.
- Tina: It's a shame that you never had your night tier.
- Amy: We cannot have a party.
- No one is there for you.
- Amy and Tina (Maura and Kate) shop for the items.
- Cashier: I heard you were having a party, such a desperate about it.
- Amy: It's a snazzy bill.
- Cashier: Thank you...
- Tina: Yeah, congrats on your Wrestling Championship.
- Like your sister...
- The sisters dance in the part as Amy Poehler throws a soft ball to another guy.
- Tina: How's it going, there?
- Guy 2: It's good.
- Amy: It's candle flame time!
- Amy lights up the candle and makes a guy slip and fall onto the floor.
- Guy 2: Ahhhh!
- Amy: Do you want it really short?
- Guy 2: Yeah.
- The ballerina music plays in the scene.
- Amy: It's my ballerina music box. It really has a beautiful melody. And where to go.
- VO: Sisters. Rated R. (Christmas 2015.)
Health and Safety[]
Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC)[]
- This ad was aired since 2009, featuring Idina Menzel.
- Idina: In the fight against HIV and AIDS, I've chosen the most effective weapon I know: my heart. It's what gives me the power to reach out to others to share my time and resources. It's what motivates me to volunteer in my community and do what I can to help. In the fight against HIV and AIDS, all the weapons we need are right here at our disposal. Want to join the fight? You're already armed. Join the fight.
Food, Drug & Administration (FDA)[]
The Real Cost[]
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Lyrics[]
12 Days of Christmas[]
- Mike Wazowski: On the twelfth day of winter, my true friend gave to me:
- Twelve Creatures Stirring
- Eleven Notes A-Ringing
- Ten Builders Building
- Nine Heroes Leaping
- Eight Pirates Sailing
- Seven Skies-A-Changing
- Six Racers Racing
- Five Emotions!
- Four Flying Rugs
- Three T. Rexes
- Two Heavy Hitters
- And A Cupcake In A Tree!
- Happy Holidays!
2010
- On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- 12 trees-a-rolling (Twelve trees-a-rolling)
- 11 puppies eating (Eleven puppies eating)
- 10 pipes-a-bursting (Ten pipes-a-bursting)
- 9 ladies jogging (Nine ladies jogging)
- 8 flags-a-flying (Eight flags-a-flying)
- 7 dishes falling (Seven dishes falling)
- 6 teens-a-texting (Six teens-a-texting)
- 5 snowy roofs! (Five snowy roofs!)
- 4 icy roads (Four icy roads)
- 3 frozen deer (Three frozen deer)
- 2 turtle doves (Two turtle doves)
- And a shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky tree!
2011
- 12 trees-a-rolling (Twelve trees-a-rolling)
- 11 streakers streaking (Eleven streakers streaking)
- 10 toddlers screaming (Ten toddlers screaming)
- 9 maids-a-jogging (Nine maids-a-jogging)
- 8 teens-a-texting (Eight teens-a-texting)
- 7 pipes-a-bursting (Seven pipes-a-bursting)
- 6 refs-a-fleeing (Six refs-a-fleeing)
- 5 blind spots! (Five blind spots!)
- 4 snowy roofs (Four snowy roofs)
- 3 shaky trees (Three shaky trees)
- 2 turtle doves (Two turtle doves)
- And a GPS you failed to update!
- Mayhem: Recalculating!
2017
- 12 trees-a-rolling
- 11 joggers jogging
- 10 toddlers tossing
- 9 drivers texting
- 8 cleaners falling
- 7 branches snapping
- 6 phones-a-buzzing
- 5 flaming grills
- 4 techy dashboards
- 3 clogged toilets
- 2 frozen deer
- and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.
2018
- 2 cranky toddlers
- 3 frozen deer
- 5 swallowed rings (And now for the rings.)
- 7 drivers texting
- 9 grills-a-smoking
- 11 pipes-a-bursting
- 12 trees-a-tipping
On the 12th day of Christmas, secret agents give to me:
- 12 sleepy night-nights
- 11 daring exits
- 10 crazy gadgets
- 9 lovebirds loving
- 8 gents a-leaping
- 7 scooters scooting
- 6 spy cars spinning
- 5 slo-mo things
- 4 hungry birds
- 3 wing chops
- 2 super spies
- And a pigeon in a sub-marine!
On the 12th day of Black Christmas, my killer came for me:
- 12 stalkers stalking
- 11 creepers texting
- 10 lights a'lighting
- 9 fires blazing
- 8 icicles stabbing
- 7 Santa's singing
- 6 sisters screaming
- 5 snow angels!
- 4 bloody stockings
- 3 merry madmen
- 2 hooded strangers
- And an upside down Christmas tree!
2020
- On any day in December Pizza Hut can give to you...
- Five bread sticks
- For my triple treat
- Three layers deep
- Ten cinnamon minerals to eat
- And a pizza plus another pizza!
- Now that's festive
- ...the triple treat box only from Pizza Hut...
- ...no one outpizzas the hut.
2021
- Triple Treat Box - A Pizza Hut Special
- Craig Robinson: On any day in December Pizza Hut can give to you...
- Five bread sticks
- For my triple treat, Three layers deep.
- 10 cinnabon mini rolls to eat!
- And a pizza plus another pizza!
- Baker Doll: It's a Pizza Miracle!
- Craig Robinson: The triple treat box, only from Pizza hut, no one outpizzas the hut.
2023
- Triple Treat Box... 3 layers deep... to 10 cinnabon mini rolls to eat... 5 Breadsticks... and a pizza plus another pizza!
2020
- Female VO: This season at Olive Garden, we have for you...
- Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara, Tasty Tour of Italy, Sizzling Chicken Parm, Shrimp on shrimp on shrimp, Unlimited soup or salad, Chicken alfredo, So many alfredos, Don't forget the breadsticks, All part of Olive Garden's Signature Classics.
- Female VO: For here, or to go delivered right to your car. Olive Garden. We're all family here.
2021
- Chorus: This season at Olive Garden, we have for you...
- Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara,
- Tasty Tour of Italy,
- Sizzling Chicken Parm,
- Shrimp on shrimp on shrimp,
- Unlimited soup or salad,
- Chicken alfredo,
- So many alfredos,
- Don't forget the breadsticks.
- All part of Olive Garden's Signature Classics!
- Female VO: Dine in, or to go. Olive Garden. We're all family here.
It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year[]
- This song is performed by Jimmy Fallon.
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- When you've got your Lay's, that don't last many days, 'cause the whole family's here (ohh, wow!)
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- It's the hap-happiest season of all.
- The tree's at an angle, the lights are all tangled. Doritos!? Good call!
- It's the hap-happiest season of all!
- There'll be Smartfood for munching, some Ruffles for crunching, and snowball fights out in the snow.
- (Man with yellow hat: Ha-ha-ha-ha, crying?!)
- (Jimmy: Run.)
- (Jimmy throws a snowball at a running man)
- Family portraits are cheesy, with Cheetos it's easy, white shirts were a bad idea though.
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- Grab the queso and salsa...
- (Jimmy: DON'T DOUBLE DIP, YOU MONSTER!!)
- (Monster grunt)
- Pass the Tostitos here...
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
- There'll be gifts for returning, and recipes burning, and snacks all laid out in a row.
- We'll smile through the season, hold tight to the reasons, the holidays make our hearts glow...
- It's the most wonderful time, Yes, the most wonderful time, Oh the most wonderful time of the year!
- (Jimmy: Happy Holidays!) (x2)
- Share more Joy with Tostitos, Lays, and Doritos.
[Chorus: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- With the kids jingle belling
- And everyone telling you, "Be of good cheer"
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
[Verse 1]
- It's the hap-happiest season of all
- With those holiday greetings
- And gay happy meetings when friends come to call (Come to call)
- It's the hap-happiest season of all
[Pre-Chorus]
- There'll be parties for hosting
- Marshmallows for toasting
- And caroling out in the snow (Out in the snow)
- There'll be scary ghost stories
- And tales of the glories
- Of Christmases long, long ago
[Chorus]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- There'll be much mistletoeing
- And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near (Are near)
- It's the most wonderful time of the year, hey
[Bridge]
- C'mon, hey
- Wonderful time of year
- That time of year (One more time)
- That time of year
[Pre-Chorus]
- There'll be parties for hosting
- Marshmallows for toasting
- And caroling out in the snow (Out in the snow)
- There'll be scary ghost stories
- And tales of the glories
- Of Christmases long, long ago
[Outro]
- Oh, it's the most wonderful time of the year
- There'll be much mistletoeing
- And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
- It's the most wonderful time
- Oh, the most wonderful time
- Yeah, the most wonderful time of the year
[Mandy Moore (Rapunzel)]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- With the kid's jingle belling
- And everyone telling you "be of good cheer"
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- It's the hap-happiest season of all
- With those holiday greetings
- And gay happy meetings when friends come to call
- It's the hap-happiest season of all
- There'll be parties for hosting
- Marshmallows for toasting
- And caroling out in the snow
- There'll be scary ghost stories
- And tales of the glories
- Of Christmases long, long ago
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- There'll be much mistletoeing
- And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
- It's the most wonderful time of the year, oh
- There'll be parties for hosting
- Marshmallows for toasting
- And caroling out in the snow
- There'll be scary ghost stories
- And tales of the glories
- Of Christmases long, long ago, long ago
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- There'll be much mistletoeing
- And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near
- It's the most wonderful time
- Yes, the most wonderful time
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
[Chorus: Lea Michele]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year (Ding-dong, ding-dong)
- With the kids jingle-belling and everyone telling you, "Be a good cheer" (Ah-ah)
- It's the most wonderful time of the year (Ooh, ding-dong, ding-dong)
[Verse 1]
- It's the hap-happiest season of all (Ding-dong, ding-dong)
- With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings when friends come to call (Ah)
- It's the hap-happiest season of all (Ah-ah, ding-dong, ding-dong)
[Pre-Chorus]
- There'll be parties for hosting (Ooh)
- Marshmallows for toasting (Ooh)
- And caroling out in the snow (Ooh, ooh)
- There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories Of Christmases long, long ago (Ding-dong, ding-dong)
[Chorus]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year
- There'll be much mistletoeing (Ooh)
- And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near (Ooh, ooh)
- It's the most wonderful time of the year, oh, ah
[Pre-Chorus]
- (There'll be parties for hosting, Marshmallows for toasting, And caroling out in the snow)
- There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories Of Christmases long, long ago, long ago, oh (Ding-dong, ding-dong)
[Chorus]
- It's the most wonderful time of the year (It's the most wonderful time of the year)
- There'll be much mistletoeing And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near (Oh, oh)
- It's the most wonderful time, Yes, the most wonderful time, It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Progressive: Maid for Us[]
- Just like any other family, the house, the kids, they’re living the dream
- And here comes the wacky new maid
- Flo: Maid? Uh, I'm not the...
- Is she an alien, is she a spy?
- She’s always here, someone tell us why (Why, oh, why)
- She’s not the maid we wanted, but she’s the maid we got
- Flo: Because I'm not the maid!
- Flo: Again, I'm not the maid. I protect your home and auto.
- Neighbor: Hey, Campbells. Who's your new maid?
Allstate: Ring Bearer[]
- Going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married
- Going to the chapel of love
Geico's Everywhere[]
[Verse 1]
- People always save where everywhere they go
- TV Reports, sport your favorite straight shows
- GEICO is even and what are you drinking?
- Times Square, the beach, the park, the shirt (you know we know what you're thinking)
- No other crew has a thing out Gecko
- He has a chain us but she has sweet gold
- So many ads, it's so hard to count
- Because we're saving people's money in the cool on house.
[Pre-Chorus]
- Yeah, we have a quarter
[Chorus]
- Na-na-na-na, GEICO's owned his hair
- In some love, and we're doing your hair
- Na-na-na-na, that we'll make a red hair
- You feel the love, because GEICO's everywhere.
[Verse 2]
- Next to on play, man is best as the queen
- We'll treat you like the MVP of the team
- You know we have to do as rising town
- So when you see us on the street, we'll turn the phone and slow down
- You think we were so down, you haven't heard what we've said
- Check out the tattoo, dude, it's got on his head
- It's like a feeling that you just can't shed
- Don't be ashamed if you keep a stuffed Gecko on your bed.
[Pre-Chorus]
- No, that's not creepy.
[Chorus]
- Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
- We're in the sky on the clothes that you wear
- Na-na-na-na, got some chase on the glare
- Now you'll speak clearly that GEICO's everywhere.
[Bridge]
- Uh, how many people do we search? (The list is long)
- If you get up with GEICO, you can't go wrong
- I'll prove it's deep (thirty thousand strong!)
- I'll bet you know, someone singing a song (Hoo hoo)
- The in fender bender on hardly breaking
- And you want that your age is sleeping
- You know, GEICO is always there
- Ice cream and a soda, 'cause you know we care
- We're already there (When you're on vacation)
- We're already there (Even home decoration)
- If your place looks dull and you're not impressed
- We'll take care of you in 15 or less
- And your friends all cheer 'cause they like the commercials
- Grandma too, 'cause we're not controversial
- We were climbing out lots of fun
- 'Cause we're true family, you can save us on
[Verse 3]
- Our mission is to get you back on the road
- Go to your App Store, proceed to download (We're mobile!)
- No need to be stressed, we'll carry the load
- And you wanted so much kindness, we'll make your heads slow
- He got a tongue pig and a camel too
- I know you're wondering, what else we will do
- Just stick to where so you were covered in blue
- And you know, a biggest star is always you
[Pre-Chorus]
- And the Gecko sounds like, the Gecko sounds like, the Gecko Gecko sounds like
[Chorus]
- Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
- The deep space to well be ware
- Na-na-na-na, just an arm in your chair
- You close your mind that GEICO's everywhere
- Na-na-na-na, GEICO's everywhere
- We're in the house, we're not going anywhere
- Na-na-na-na, we're here and we're there
- We're here for you because GEICO's everywhere
[Outro]
- We're here for you because GEICO... is everywhere!
Mellow Yellow[]
- This song's lyrics was modified in this old 1986-1987 commercial. It was performed by Donovan.
- I want to make you so tasty, I want to be after you.
- I want to make you so tasty, that no one else will do.
- They call me Mellow Yellow (Just butter it).
- They call me Mellow Yellow (Yes, butter it).
- They call me Mellow Yellow.
- Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
- (Everyone sings in the chorus while applying shampoo to Dax Shepard and the kids. They eat ice cream.)
- They call me Hello Bello.
- (The beauticians and Kristen Bell are washing their hairstyles during the chorus. The scene changes to all-out chorus.)
- Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
- (Everyone dances except Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell.)
- They call me Hello Bello.
- (Kristen Bell shoots both directions using diapers, and Dax Shepard catches one.)
- (Everyone is doing the final dance poses before the music stops, and after which, everyone throws the diapers in all directions.)
- For babies who poop their pants. Hello Bello.
30-second version
- (The factory employees are working on diaper shipments.)
- I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
- (The scene makes a quick transition before the full chorus.)
- I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
- (The scene switches to a full dancing chorus.)
- Chorus: They call me Hello Bello.
- (Kristen Bell shoots both directions using diapers, and Dax Shepard catches one.)
- They call me Hello Bello.
- For babies who poop their pants. Hello Bello. Available at Walmart.
[Verse 1]
- I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
- I'm just mad about baby. Baby's mad about me.
[Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
[Verse 2]
- Snatching that hand like lightning, just before a sick faceplant.
- Saved you from tasting the sidewalk, snagged'ga by the back of the pants.
[Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
[Verse 3]
- Mad dash to catch a falling babayyy, While packing mad/dope/sick snacks in my purse.
- Cosmically impossible skills yeah, a multi-task universe.
[Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
[Verse 4]
- We are the jugglers of chaos, Masters of catastrophe.
- Psychedelic smooth operators, Ministry of anarchy.
[Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
[Verse 5]
- I can be your forever sunshine, I can be your lighthouse at sea.
- Let me be your ride-or-die crew, Let me be your remedy.
[Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
[All-Out Chorus]
- They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello. They call me Hello Bello.
Don't Stop Me Now[]
60-second version
- 'Don't Stop Me Now' by Queen plays.
- Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
- First scene is at the park.
- Cameraman: Okay, just like that.
- Second scene is the group of girls taking a selfie.
- Selfie woman: Okay, am I getting everybody in it?
- Third scene is a guy is ready to jump over the fence.
- Jumping man: Got to taking pictures of my son, ready?
- Fourth scene is a little girl with a white dog standing for a moment.
- Camerawoman: One...
- Fifth scene is a couple ready to have a picture taken.
- Cameraman 2: Two...
- The guy jumps over the fence.
- Cameraman 3: Three!
- So (don't stop me now)
- Suddenly, the "Storage Full" notification pops up, stopping the recording or taking pictures.
- Cameraman 3: Ah, I missed it. Do it again.
- It changes to a group of girls ready to take a selfie.
- Selfie woman: Ready, set...
- All girls: Self-
- It got interrupted with the same notification again.
- (Don't stop me)
- Birthday people: Whoooo.
- The scene after Happy Birthday is done and birthday woman blows out the candles, but it got interrupted.
- 'Cause I'm having a good time, Having a good time
- Birthday woman: Ohhhh!
- A giant dolphin swims up to the surface and back, but it got interrupted again.
- Dolphin watcher: Yeahhhhhh. Nooooo!
- (Don't stop me now)
- Five persons are ready to jump simultaneously in the scene.
- Jump Watcher: Jump!
- I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball.
- Jumping woman: Oh, not yet.
- Jump Watcher: And jump!
- Jumping woman: Watch out.
- Five people are jumping simultaneously, but it got interrupted.
- Jump Watcher: And jump! Oh!
- The two rare dogs are hugging together, but it got interrupted.
- (Don't stop me now)
- A skydiver is skydiving with a camera, but it got interrupted.
- Skydiving woman: Ahhhhhhhh!
- If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call...
- In their neighbor's house, the neighbors arrive with the bag, but it keeps getting interrupted.
- The people scream inside the house and a woman drops the bag.
- Woman: Ughhhh!
- A hiking/snowboarding man is breathing in the frozen peak mountains, but it got interrupted.
- A man bounces on the trampoline, but it got interrupted again.
- Hey, hey, hey (Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh)
- An athlete grunting whilst trying to weigh 100-pound dumbbell, but it quickly got interrupted.
- The people are screaming in the rollercoaster, but it get interrupted after a second.
- I like it (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Have a good time, good time
- A photographer is taking picture in the redwoods, California, but it got interrupted.
- A man is near a dust tornado, but it got interrupted again.
- Guy near tornado: It's absolutely co-
- And finally, Laura's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, at Italy, but it got interrupted once more.
- Woman: Oh, Laura's holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa all by your- dang it!
- Woah... Let loose, honey, all right
- (Screen images simulated.)
- VO: Take as many photos you want without running out of space. Introducing Free Up Space. Never run out of storage again with Google Photos.
30-second version
- Bear: Run.
- (Don't stop me) 'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time
- I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
- I'm burning though the sky, yeah.
- I'm travelling at the speed of light.
- I want to make a supersonic man out of you.
- Anthony: Alex!
- Alex: Is that dreaming?
- Anthony: No. You're in California.
30-second TV version
- Don't stop me now. Don't stop me, 'cause I'm having a good time, having a good time.
- I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger defying the laws of gravity.
- (Don't stop me now) 'Cause I'm having a good time, I don't wanna stop at all.
- Ah, da, da, da, da...
- The art of multitasking. Unfold your world with Galaxy Z Fold4 by Samsung.
[Intro]
- Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
- I feel alive
- And the world, I'll turn it inside out, yeah
- I'm floating around in ecstasy
- So (Don't stop me now)
- (Don't stop me)
- 'Cause I'm having a good time
- Having a good time
[Verse 1]
- I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky like a tiger
- Defying the laws of gravity
- I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva
- I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me
[Pre-Chorus]
- I'm burning through the sky, yeah
- Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
- I'm travelling at the speed of light
- I wanna make a supersonic man outta you
[Chorus]
- (Don't stop me now)
- I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
- (Don't stop me now)
- If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call
- (Don't stop me now)
- 'Cause I'm having a good time
- (Don't stop me now)
- Yes, I'm having a good time
- I don't wanna stop at all, yeah
[Verse 2]
- I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
- I am a satellite, I'm out of control
- I'm a sex machine, ready to reload like an atom bomb
- About to oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, explode
[Pre-Chorus]
- I'm burning through the sky, yeah
- Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
- I'm travelling at the speed of light
- I wanna make a supersonic woman of you
[Bridge]
- (Don't stop me, don't stop me, don't stop me)
- Hey, hey, hey
- (Don't stop me, don't stop me, ooh, ooh, ooh)
- I like it
- (Don't stop me, don't stop me)
- Have a good time, good time
- (Don't stop me, don't stop me) Woah
- Let loose, honey, all right
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
- Oh, I'm burning through the sky, yeah
- Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit (Hey)
- Travelling at the speed of light
- I wanna make a supersonic man outta you (Hey, hey)
[Chorus]
- (Don't stop me now)
- I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball
- (Don't stop me now)
- If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call (Ooh, alright)
- (Don't stop me now)
- 'Cause I'm having a good time (Hey, hey)
- (Don't stop me now)
- Yes, I'm having a good time
- I don't wanna stop at all
[Outro]
- Ah, da, da, da, da
- Da, da, ah, ah
- Ah, da, da, ah, ah, ah
- Ah, da, da
- Ah, da, da, ah, ah
- Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Kit Kat Bar[]
- Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!
DuckDuckGo[]
- 'Every Breath You Take' by The Police plays.
- Every search you make, every click you take, every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you.
- Female VO: The Internet doesn't have to be so creepy. DuckDuckGo is a free all-in-one privacy app with a built-in search engine, web browser, one-click data clearing and more. Stop companies like Google from watching you, by downloading the app today. DuckDuckGo. Privacy, simplified.
LG[]
- The Kids are changing radio station to "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" and they grin.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- A lady uses her smartphone to link the content from the app to LG ThinQ TV.
- Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Girl: Wow.
- A boy gasps and the tiger roars.
- Girl: Wow!
- Boy grins.
- It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Guy: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- The neighbors visit.
- Now salagadoola means, Mechicka booleroo.
- Neighbors: Hey!
- Guy: Oh, hey. Uh... just put it in the back.
- A guy uses his smartphone to turn on Express Freeze on the Refrigerator as a lady neighbor puts the beer into the freezer.
- But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Family and neighbors prepare for the party.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- The family hears the doorbell bark and goes to discover the surprise.
- Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Guy: Play slideshow.
- Now salagadoola means...
- Family: Surprise!
- A visiting woman surprised. They give each other hugs.
- Mechicka booleroo. But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- The family is having a part as watching a slideshow.
- The scene changes to outside yoga as a woman is doing aerobic sessions.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- On a smartphone, it indicates a dryer is drying the clothes in the next 59 minutes later, until it notifies that it is finished, and reminds a person to clean the lint filter.
- Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- A woman goes to collect the clothes from the dryer and a chef is chopping the carrots as the dog approaches the kitchen.
- Now salagadoola means, and Mechicka booleroo.
- But the thingamabob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- On a smartphone, while he's doing the tomato soup recipe, it notifies to change the water filter.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Put them together and what have you got? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- A dog holds the pet bowl as a chef changes the water filter. Then he runs a smart diagnosis to detect the remaining issues until it's good to go.
- Salagadoola mechicka boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Following after the diagnosis, a man refills the water for the dog.
- It'll do magic, believe it or not. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- As the kids are fallen asleep, Ain sets to sleep mode. The ventilation and cooling fans turn on.
- The family neighbors blow the birthday cake candle and applaud.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got...
- Trio: Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, boo, boo.
- Female VO: LG ThinQ. LG. Life's Good.
Part of Your World[]
(Original)
- 'Part of Your World' by Jodi Benson plays. This song is inspired by Disney's 1989 animated film "The Little Mermaid".
- Look at that stuff, Isn't it neat?
- Wouldn’t you think my collection is complete?
- I wouldn’t think that I am that girl.
- The girl who has it all.
- Have a lot of gadgets and gizmosmos?
- Have Whositz and Whatzits galore?
- You want dingamobs? I have 20!
- But who cares, no big deal. I want more...
- Up where they run, up where they run.
- Upstairs where they stay in the sun all day.
- Wandering free, wish I could be part of this world.
(Actual)
- Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
- Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl...
- The girl who has everything?
- I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty.
- I've got whozits and whatzits galore.
- You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty!
- But who cares? No big deal. I want more...
- Up where they walk, up where they run.
- Up where they stay all day in the sun.
- Wandering free - wish I could be part of that world.
Internet Archive - 30-second version
- I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty.
- I've got who-zits and what-zits galore.
- But who cares? No big deal. I want more...
- Up where they walk, up where they run.
- Up where they stay all day in the sun.
- Wandering free - wish I could be part of that world.
- Your next computer is not a computer. iPad by Apple.
All About That Bass[]
- This song was performed by Meghan Trainor.
[Intro]
- Because you know I'm all about that game, 'bout that game, BINGO!
- I'm all about that game, 'bout that game (game game game game)
[Verse]
- See when I'm on my phone, you better scram, shoo.
- I'm bout to play dat bingo, tryna win a game or two.
- I got my Blitzy with me to power up.
- So I line my daubs just perfect from the bottom to the top.
[Chorus]
- Yeah my heart is still racing I've never felt such a rush.
- Must be the powerups, double daubs, new friends , I love so much.
- Yeah, the views keep on changing, so keep up 'cause I travel light.
- And if you wanna try grab a board and enjoy the ride.
[Outro]
- Millions of players have discovered the world with Bingo Blitz. Download now and enjoy the ride. It's free.
- I'm all about that game, 'bout that game.
Disney[]
Heigh-Ho[]
- We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the whole day through
- To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
- It ain't no trick to get rich quick
- If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
- In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
- Where a million diamonds shine!
- We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
- We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
- We dig up diamonds by the score
- A thousand rubies, sometimes more
- But we don't know what we dig 'em for
- We dig dig dig a-dig dig
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- Heigh-ho
[Chorus]
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- It's home from work we go
[Whistle]
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
[Chorus]
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
[Whistle]
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
- Heigh-ho hum
[Chorus three times]
- Heigh-ho [until fade]
When You Wish Upon a Star[]
[Idina Menzel]
- When you wish upon a star
- Makes no difference who you are
- Anything your heart desires
- Will come to you
- If your heart is in your dream
- No request is too extreme
- When you wish upon a star
- As dreamers do
- Fate is kind
- She brings to those who love
- The sweet fulfillment of their secret longing
- Like a boat out of the blue
- Fate steps in and sees you through
- When you wish upon a star
- Your dreams come true
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo[]
- Fairy Godmother: Salagadoola mechicka boola
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Put them together and what have you got?
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Salagadoola mechicka boola
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- It'll do magic, believe it or not
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Yes, salagadoola means
- Mechicka booleroo
- But the thing mabob that does the job
- Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Salagadoola menchicka boola
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Put them together and what have you got
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Yes, salagadoola means
- Mechicka booleroo
- But the thing mabob that does the job
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Salagadoola menchicka boola
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
- Now you put them together and what have you got
- Bibbidi-bobbidi, bibbidi-bobbidi
- Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
Once Upon a Dream[]
- I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
- I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
- And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
- But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
- You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
- But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
- You'll love me at once, The way you did once upon a dream.
- I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
- I know you, that gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
- And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem.
- But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
- You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious[]
[MARY POPPINS]
- Super... calif... ragil... istic... expialid... ocious! Ha!
[MICHAEL, spoken]
- That's not a word!
[MARY POPPINS]
- Of course it's a word, and unless I'm very much mistaken, I think it's going to prove a rather useful one
(sung)
- When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd
- To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word
- A little spontaneity keeps conversation keen
- You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
- If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious!
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
[MARY POPPINS + ENSEMBLE]
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
[MICHAEL, spoken]
- But it doesn't mean anything!
[ENSEMBLE]
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
[MARY POPPINS, spoken]
- It can mean exactly what you want it to
(sung)
- When stone age men were chatting, simply grunting would suffice
[BERT]
- Now if they heard this word, they might have used it once or twice!
[MRS. CORRY]
- I'm sure Egyptian Pharaohs would have grasped it in a jiff
- Then every single pyramid would bear this hieroglyph;
- Oh!
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Say it and wild animals would not seem so ferocious!
[MARY POPPINS]
- Add some further flourishes, it's so rocococoscious!
[MRS. CORRY]
- Ah
[MARY POPPINS]
- Ah
[BERT]
- Ah ah ah ah
[MARY, BERT, MRS. CORRY]
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
[BERT]
- The Druids could have carved it on their mighty monoliths!
[MRS. CORRY]
- The ancient Greeks I'm certain would have used it in their myths!
[MARY POPPINS]
- I'm sure the Roman Empire only entered the abyss
- Because those Latin scholars never had a word like this!
[ALL]
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
[MARY POPPINS]
- If you say it softly the effect can be hypnotious!
[BERT]
- Check your breath before you speak, in case it's halitotious!
[ALL]
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
- Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye
[MARY POPPINS, spoken]
- Of course you can say it backwards, which is Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus
[MICAHEL]
- She may be tricky, but she's bloody good!
[MARY POPPINS, sung]
- So when the cat has got your tongue, there's no need for dismay!
- Just summon up this word and then you've got a lot to say!
[BERT]
- Pick out those eighteen consonants and sixteen vowels as well
- And put them in an order which is very 'ard to spell -
[MARY POPPINS]
- S. U. P. E. R
[BERT]
- R
[MARY POPPINS]
- C. A. L. I. F
[BERT]
- F
[MARY POPPINS]
- R. A. G. I. L
- L
[JANE + MICHAEL]
- I. S. T. I. C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D
- O. - C. I. O. U. S!
[BERT, spoken]
- Smarty pants
[ALL]
- S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!
- S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!
- S. U. P. E. R., C. A. L. I. F., R. A. G. I. L., I. S. T. I C. E. X. P. I. A. L. I. D. O. - C. I. O. U. S!
[BERT]
- Here we go!
[ALL]
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
- Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
- If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious
- Supercalifragilistic-
[JANE + MICHAEL]
- Supercalifragilistic-
[ALL]
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Under the Sea[]
- Sora: The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
- Sebastian the Crab: You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake.
- Just look at the world around you right here on the ocean floor.
- Such wonderful things surround you. What more is you looking for?
- Under the sea. Under the sea.
- Sora: Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. Take it from me!
- Sebastian the Crab: Up on the shore they work all day, out in the sun they slave away.
- While we devoting full-time to floating, under the sea! (Ah-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!)
- Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll.
- The fish on the land ain't happy. They sad 'cause they in their bowl.
- But fish in the bowl is lucky. They in for a worser fate.
- One day when the boss get hungry...
- (Fish on the Plate: Guess who's gon' be on the plate?)
- "Uh-oh!"
- Under the sea. Under the sea.
- Nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricassee.
- We what the land folks love to cook.
- Under the sea we off the hook.
- We got no troubles, life is the bubbles!
- Under the sea.
- (Snails: Under the sea.)
- Under the sea.
- (Snails: Under the sea.)
- Since life is sweet here, we got the beat here naturally.
- (Snails: Ooh, ooh, naturally-y-y-y.)
- Sora: Even the sturgeon and the ray,
- Ariel: they get the urge and start to play.
- Sebastian the Crab: We got the spirit! You got to hear it, Under the sea!
- The newt play the flute.
- The carp play the harp.
- The plaice play the bass,
- And they sounding sharp!
- The bass play the brass.
- The chub play the tub.
- The fluke is the duke of soul! (Fluke: Yeah!)
- The ray, he can play.
- The ling's on the strings.
- The trout rocking out.
- The blackfish, she sings.
- The smelt and the sprat,
- They know where it's at.
- An' oh, that blowfish blow! (Ha-ha!)
- Sebastian the Crab: "Yeah!"
- Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
- Sebastian, Ariel, Sora, and Snails: Under the sea. (Snails: Under the sea!)
- Ariel: When the sardine begin the beguine, it's music to me! (Snails: Music is to me!)
- Sebastian the Crab: What do they got? A lot of sand! We got a hot crustacean band.
- Ariel: Each little clam here know how to jam here
- Sebastian: under the sea!
- Sora and Ariel: Each little slug here cutting a rug here under the sea!
- Sebastian the Crab: Each little snail here know how to wail here.
- Sora: That's why it's hotter...
- Ariel: Under the water!
- Sebastian the Crab: Yeah, we in luck here down in the muck here
- Sebastian, Ariel, and Sora: UNDER THE SEA!
Part of Your World[]
- Ariel: Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?
- Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Look at this trove, treasures untold
- How many wonders can one cavern hold?
- Looking around here, you'd think
- Sure, she's got everything
- I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
- I've got whooz-its and whats-its galore
- You want thing-a-mabobs? I've got twenty
- But who cares? No big deal. I want more!
- I wanna be where the people are
- I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
- Walkin' around on those...
- What do you call 'em? Oh, feet
- Flippin' your fins you don't get too far
- Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
- Strolling along down the...
- What's that word again? Street
- Up where they walk, Up where they run
- Up where they stay all day in the sun
- Wanderin' free, wish I could be part of that world.
- What would I give if I could live outta these waters?
- What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
- Betcha on land, they understand
- Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
- Bright young women, sick of swimmin', ready to stand
- And I'm ready to know what the people know
- Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
- What's a fire and why does it...
- What's the word? Burn?
- When's it my turn?
- Wouldn't I love, love to explore that shore up above?
- Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world
[Reprise: Jodi Benson (Ariel)]
- What would I give to live where you are?
- What would I pay to stay here beside you?
- What would I do to see you smiling at me?
- Where would we walk? Where would we run?
- If we could stay all day in the sun.
- Just you and me, and I could be part of your world.
- I don't know when, I don't know how.
- But I know something's starting right now.
- Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be... Part of your world.
Part of Your World (Halle)[]
[Verse 1: Halle Bailey]
- Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
- Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, The girl who has everything?
- Look at this trove, treasures untold
- How many wonders can one cavern hold?
- Looking around here, you think, "Sure, she's got everything"
- I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
- I've got whozits and whatzits galore
- You want thingamabobs? I got twenty.
- But who cares? No big deal. I want more...
[Pre-Chorus]
- I wanna be where the people are.
- I wanna see, wanna see them dancing.
- Walking around on those— What do you call them? Oh, feet.
- Flipping your fins, you don't get too far.
- Legs are required for jumping, dancing.
- Strolling along down a— What's that word again? Street.
[Chorus]
- Up where they walk, up where they run.
- Up where they stay all day in the sun.
- Wandering free, wish I could be Part of that world.
[Verse 2]
- What would I give if I could live Out of these waters?
- What would I pay to spend a day Warm on the sand?
- Betcha on land, they understand, Bet they don't reprimand their daughters.
- Bright, young women sick of swimming, Ready to stand.
[Pre-Chorus]
- Ready to know what the people know.
- Ask them my questions and get some answers.
- What's a fire and why does it— What's the word? Burn?
[Chorus]
- When's it my turn? Wouldn't I love,
- Love to explore that shore up above?
- Out of the sea, Wish I could be Part of that world.
[Reprise]
- Mmm, mmm
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
- What would I give to live where you are?
- What would I pay to stay here beside you?
- What would I do to see you smiling at me?
- Where would we walk? Where would we run?
- If we could stay all day in the sun
- Just you and me, and I could be part of your world
- I don't know when, I don't know how.
- But I know something's starting right now.
- Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be... Part of your world.
Kiss the Girl[]
- There you see her
- Sitting there across the way
- She don't got a lot to say
- But there's something about her
- And you don't know why
- But you're dying to try
- You wanna kiss the girl
- Yes, you want her
- Look at her, you know you do
- Possible she wants you too
- There is one way to ask her
- It don't take a word
- Not a single word
- Go on and kiss the girl
- Sing with me now
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- My oh my
- Look like the boy too shy
- Ain't gonna kiss the girl
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- Ain't that sad?
- Ain't it a shame?
- Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
- Now's your moment
- Floating in a blue lagoon
- Boy, you better do it soon
- No time will be better
- She don't say a word
- And she won't say a word
- Until you kiss the girl
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- Don't be scared
- You got the mood prepared
- Go on and kiss the girl
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- Don't stop now
- Don't try to hide it how
- You want to kiss the girl
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- Float along
- And listen to the song
- The song say kiss the girl
- Sha-la-la-la-la-la
- The music play
- Do what the music say
- You got to kiss the girl
- You've got to kiss the girl
- Oh, don't you wanna kiss the girl
- You've gotta kiss the girl
- Go on and kiss the girl
Beauty and the Beast[]
- Tale as old as time.
- True as it can be.
- Barely even friends, Then somebody bends, Unexpectedly.
- Just a little change.
- Small, to say the least.
- Both a little scared, Neither one prepared, Beauty and the Beast.
- Ever just the same.
- Ever a surprise.
- Ever as before, Ever just as sure, As the sun will rise.
- Tale as old as time
- Tune as old as song
- Bittersweet and strange, Finding you can change, Learning you were wrong.
- Certain as the sun. (Certain as the sun)
- Rising in the east.
- Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.
- Tale as old as time, Song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.
Belle[]
- Belle: Little town, it's a quiet village.
- Every day like the one before.
- Little town full of little people, Waking up to say...
- Townsfolk: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!
- Belle: There goes the baker with his tray, like always.
- The same old bread and rolls to sell.
- Every morning just the same, Since the morning that we came, To this poor provincial town.
- Baker: Good morning, Belle
- Belle: Good morning, Monsieur.
- Baker: Where are you off to?
- Belle: The bookshop, I just finished the most wonderful story about a beanstalk, and a ogre, and a---
- Baker: That's nice. MARIE, the baguettes, hurry up!
- Ladies: Look, there she goes the girl is strange, no question. Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?
- Lady: Never part of any crowd.
- Barber: Cause her head's up in a cloud.
- Townsfolk: No denying she's a funny girl, that Belle.
- Man 1: Bonjour!
- Woman 1: Good day.
- Man 1: How is your family?
- Woman 2: Bonjour!
- Man 2: Good day.
- Woman 2: How is your wife?
- Woman 3: I need....six eggs.
- Man 3: That's too expensive!
- Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!
- Man: Ah, Belle.
- Belle: Good morning. I've come to return the book I borrowed.
- Man: Finished already?
- Belle: Oh I couldn't put it down. Have ya got anything new?
- Man: (chuckle) not since yesterday.
- Belle: That's alright. I'll borrow this one.
- Man: That one? But you've read it twice!
- Belle: Well it's my favorite: far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise!
- Man: If you like it all that much it's yours!
- Belle: But sir?!?
- Man: I insist!
- Belle: Well thank you, thank you very much!
- Men: Look, there she goes, that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well.
- Townsfolk: With a dreamy, far-off look, and her nose stuck in a book, what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle.
- Belle: Ohhhhhh....isn't this amazing?
- It's my favorite part because....you'll see.
- Here's where she meets Prince Charming, but she won't discover that it's him till chapter three.
- Woman: Now it's no wonder that her name means "beauty", her looks have got no parallel.
- Shopkeeper: But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd, very different from the rest of us.
- Townsfolk: She's nothing like the rest of us.
- Yes, different from the rest of us is Belle.
- Lefou: Wow, you didn't miss a shot, Gaston!
- You're the greatest hunter in the whole world!
- Gaston: I know.
- Lefou: No beast alive stands a chance against you, haha...and no girl for that matter.
- Gaston: It's true LeFou, and I've got my sight set on that one.
- Lefou: Hm! The inventor's daughter?
- Gaston: She's the one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry.
- Lefou: But she's--
- Gaston: The most beautiful girl in town.
- Lefou: I know--
- Gaston: That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?
- Lefou: Well of course, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling)
- Gaston: right from the moment when I met her, saw her.
- I said she's gorgeous and I fell.
- Here in town it's only she, who's as beautiful as me, so I'm making plans to woo and marry Belle.
- Bimbettes: Look there he goes! Isn't he dreamy?
- Monsieur Gaston! Oh, he's so cute! Be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing!
- He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!
- Man 1: Bonjour!
- Gaston: Pardon!
- Man 2: Good day!
- Man 3: Mais oui!
- Matron: You call this bacon?
- Woman 1: What lovely grapes!
- Man 4: Some cheese...
- Woman 2: ...ten yards!
- Man4: ...one pound..
- Gaston: Excuse me!
- Cheese merchant: I'll get the knife.
- Gaston: Please let me through!!
- Woman 1: This bread...
- Man 5: those fish.....
- Woman 1:...it's stale
- Man 5:...they smell!
- Baker: Madame's mistaken!
- Belle: there must be more than this provincial life!
- Gaston: just watch....I'm going to make Belle my wife!
- Townsfolk: Look there she goes a girl who's strange but special.
- A most peculiar mademoiselle.
- It's a pity and a sin, she doesn't quite fit in.
- Cause she really is a funny girl, a beauty but a funny girl, she really is a funny girl.....that Belle!!
Gaston[]
- LeFou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
- Looking so down in the dumps
- Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
- Even when taking your lumps
- There's no man in town as admired as you
- You're everyone's favorite guy
- Everyone's awed and inspired by you
- And it's not very hard to see why!
- No one's slick as Gaston
- No one's quick as Gaston
- No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
- For there's no man in town half as manly
- Perfect, a pure paragon!
- You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
- And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
- LeFou and Chorus: No one's been like Gaston
- A king pin like Gaston
- LeFou: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
- Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
- LeFou and Chorus: My what a guy, that Gaston!
- Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
- LeFou: Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips!
- Chorus: No one fights like Gaston
- Douses lights like Gaston
- In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
- Bimbettes: For there's no one as burly and brawny
- Gaston: As you see, I've got biceps to spare
- LeFou: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny.
- Gaston: That's right!
- And every last inch of me's covered with hair!
- Chorus: No one hits like Gaston
- Matches wits like Gaston
- LeFou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
- Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptoooie!
- Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!
- Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
- Ev'ry morning to help me get large
- And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
- So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
- Chorus: No one shoots like Gaston
- Makes those beauts like Gaston
- LeFou: Then goes tromping around
- Wearing boots like Gaston!
- Gaston: I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Soundtrack version
- Chorus: Say it again!
- Who's a man among men?
- And then say it once more
- Who's that hero next door?
- Who's a super success?
- Don't you know? Can't you guess?
- Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
- There's just one guy in town
- Who's got all of it down...
- LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...
- G-A-S-T-E...
- G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow...
- Chorus: GASTON!!!
Film version
- Chorus: My what a guy! GASTON!
A Whole New World[]
- Aladdin: I can show you the world.
- Shining, shimmering, splendid.
- Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
- I can open your eyes.
- Take you wonder by wonder.
- Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride.
- A whole new world.
- A new fantastic point of view.
- No one to tell us no, or where to go, or say we're only dreaming.
- Jasmine: A whole new world.
- A dazzling place I never knew
- But when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear.
- That now I'm in a whole new world with you.
- Aladdin: Now I'm in a whole new world with you.
- Jasmine: Unbelievable sights.
- Indescribable feeling.
- Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky.
- A whole new world. (Aladdin: Don't you dare close your eyes.)
- A hundred thousand things to see. (Aladdin: Hold your breath - it gets better.)
- I'm like a shooting star.
- I've come so far.
- I can't go back to where I used to be.
- Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: Every turn a surprise.)
- With new horizons to pursue. (Jasmine: Every moment red-letter.)
- Aladdin and Jasmine: I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare.
- Let me share this whole new world with you.
- Aladdin: A whole new world. (Jasmine: A whole new world.)
- That's where we'll be. (Jasmine: That's where we'll be.)
- Aladdin: A thrilling chase.
- Jasmine: A wondrous place.
- Aladdin and Jasmine: For you and me.
Colors of the Wind[]
- Pocahontas: You think I'm an ignorant savage, And you've been so many places.
- I guess it must be so, But still I cannot see, If the savage one is me.
- How can there be so much that you don't know.
- You don't know.
- You think you own whatever land you land on.
- The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
- But I know every rock and tree and creature.
- Has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
- You think the only people who are people.
- Are the people who look and think like you?
- But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger,
- You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.
- Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
- Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
- Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
- Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
- Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
- Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest.
- Come taste the sun sweet berries of the Earth.
- Come roll in all the riches all around you.
- And for once, never wonder what they're worth.
- The rainstorm and the river are my brothers.
- The heron and the otter are my friends.
- And we are all connected to each other.
- In a circle, in a hoop that never ends.
- How high does the sycamore grow?
- If you cut it down, then you'll never know.
- And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
- For whether we are white or copper skinned.
- We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain.
- We need to paint with all the colors of the wind.
- You can own the Earth and still,
- All you'll own is Earth until,
- You can paint with all the colors of the wind.
Reflection (Christina Aguilera)[]
- Look at me
- You may think you see
- Who I really am
- But you'll never know me
- Every day
- It's as if I play a part
- Now I see
- If I wear a mask
- I can fool the world
- But I cannot fool my heart
- Who is that girl I see
- Staring straight back at me?
- When will my reflection show
- Who I am inside?
- I am now
- In a world where I
- Have to hide my heart
- And what I believe in
- But somehow
- I will show the world
- What's inside my heart
- And be loved for who I am
- Who is that girl I see
- Staring straight back at me?
- Why is my reflection
- Someone I don't know?
- Must I pretend that I'm
- Someone else for all time?
- When will my reflection show
- Who I am inside?
- There's a heart that must be free to fly
- That burns with a need to know the reason why
- Why must we all conceal
- What we think, how we feel?
- Must there be a secret me
- I'm forced to hide?
- I won't pretend that I'm
- Someone else for all time
- When will my reflection show
- Who I am inside?
- When will my reflection show
- Who I am inside?
I'll Make a Man Out of You[]
- Shang: Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns.
- Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
- You're the saddest bunch I ever met.
- But you can bet before we're through.
- Mister, I'll make a man out of you.
- Tranquil as a forest, But on fire within.
- Once you find your center, you are sure to win.
- You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot, and you haven't got a clue.
- Somehow I'll make a man out of you.
- Chien Po: I'm never gonna catch my breath.
- Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me.
- Ling: Boy, was I fool in school for cutting gym.
- Mushu: [spoken] This guy's got 'em scared to death.
- Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me.
- Chien Po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: With all the strength of a raging fire,
- Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
- Time is racing toward us, till the Huns arrive.
- Heed my every order, and you might survive.
- You're unsuited for the rage of war.
- So pack up, go home, you're through.
- How could I make a man out of you?
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang and Chorus: With all the strength of a raging fire,
- Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: We must be swift as the coursing river.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang: With all the force of a great typhoon.
- Chorus: (Be a man)
- Shang and Chorus: With all the strength of a raging fire,
- Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Almost There[]
- Tiana: Mama, I don't have time for dancing.
- That's just gonna have to wait a while.
- Ain't got time for messing around, and it's not my style.
- This old town can slow you down, People taking the easy way.
- But I know exactly where I'm going, I'm getting closer and closer every day.
- And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
- People down here think I'm crazy, But I don't care.
- Trials and tribulations, I've had my share.
- There ain't nothing gonna stop me now, 'Cause I'm almost there.
- I remember Daddy told me, Fairy tales can't come true.
- You gotta make 'em happen, It all depends on you
- So I work real hard each and every day.
- Now things for sure are going my way.
- Just doing what I do, Look out boys, I'm coming through.
- And I'm almost there, I'm almost there.
- People gonna come here from everywhere, And I'm almost there.
- I'm almost there.
- There's been trials and tribulations, You know I've had my share.
- But I've climbed a mountain, I've crossed a river, And I'm almost there.
- I'm almost there.
- I'm almost there.
Down in New Orleans[]
Prologue
- The evening star is shining bright
- So make a wish and hold on tight
- There's magic in the air tonight
- And anything can happen...
Theme song
- In the Southland there's a city
- Way down on the river
- Where the women are very pretty
- And all the men deliver
- They got music, it's always playing
- Start in the day time, go all through the night
- When you hear that music playing
- Hear what I'm saying
- (It) make you feel alright
- Grab somebody, come on down
- Bring your paintbrush, we're painting the town
- There's some sweetness going around
- Catch it down in New Orleans
- We got magic, good and bad
- Make you happy or make you real sad
- Get everything you want, lose what you had
- Down here in New Orleans
- Hey partner
- Don't be shy
- Come on down here and give us a try
- You wanna do some living before you die
- Do it down in New Orleans
- Stately homes and mansions
- Of the Sugar Barons and the Cotton Kings
- Rich people, poor people, all got dreams
- Dreams do come true in New Orleans
Epilogue
- Tiana: In the Southland there's a city
- Way down on the river
- Where the women are very pretty
- And all the men deliver
- They got music, it's always playing
- Start in the day time, go all through the night
- When you hear that music playing
- Hear what I'm saying
- Make you feel alright
- Grab somebody, come on down
- Bring your paintbrush, we're painting the town
- There's some sweetness going around
- Dreams do come true in New Orleans
Gonna Take You There[]
- Ray: Alright Lulu, lets get to it darling! Come on, cher! Just follow the bouncing butt!
- We gonna take you down
- We gonna take you down
- We gonna take you all the way down.
- Gonna take you there
- We gonna take you there
- We gonna take you all the way there.
- Going down the bayou
- Going down the bayou
- Going down the bayou
- Taking you all the way
- We've got the whole family! There goes Mimi, cousin Boudreau; Oh grandma! Your light out!
- We all gonna pull together,
- Down here that's how we do!
- Me for them and them for me,
- We all be there for you!
- We're gonna take you
- We're gonna take you
- We're gonna take you all the way there
- We know where you're going
- And we're going with you
- Taking you all the way
- Going down the bayou
- Going down the bayou
- Going down the bayou
- Taking you all... YEAH, you know!
- Come on y'all! Keep that line flowing, and them lights are glowing! Yeah you're right! Tout suite, come on! Haaaa haaa~! Looks like we getting close, I hope somebody know where we at; 'Cause I'm lost man!
When Will My Life Begin[]
- Rapunzel: 7 AM, the usual morning lineup.
- Start on the chores and sweep 'til the floor's all clean
- Polish and wax, do laundry, and mop and shine up
- Sweep again, and by then it's like 7:15!
- And so I'll read a book
- Or maybe two or three
- I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery
- I'll play guitar and knit
- And cook and basically
- Just wonder when will my life begin?
- Then after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking
- Papier-mâché, a bit of ballet and chess
- Pottery and ventriloquy, candle making
- Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch, Take a climb, sew a dress!
- And I'll reread the books
- If I have time to spare
- I'll paint the walls some more
- I'm sure there's room somewhere
- And then I'll brush and brush
- And brush and brush my hair
- Stuck in the same place I've always been
- And I'll keep wonderin' and wondering
- And wondering and wondering
- When will my life begin?
- And tomorrow night
- The lights will appear
- Just like they do on my birthday each year
- What is it like
- Out there where they glow?
- Now that I'm older
- Mother might just
- Let me go...
Reprise[]
Reprise 1
- I've got my mother's love
- I shouldn't ask for more
- I've got so many things
- I should be thankful for
- Yes, I have everything, Except I guess, a door
- Perhaps it's better that I stay in
- But tell me, when will my life begin?
Reprise 2 [RAPUNZEL]
- Look at the world, so close and I'm halfway to it
- Look at it all, so big, do I even dare?
- Look at me, there at last, I just have to do it
(spoken)
- Should I? No
(sung)
- Here I go
- Just smell the grass, the dirt, just like I dreamed they'd be
- Just feel that summer breeze, the way it's calling me
- For like the first time ever, I'm completely free
- I could go running and racing and dancing and chasing
- And leaping and bounding, hair flying, heart pounding
- And splashing and reeling and finally feeling
- That's when my life begins
I See the Light[]
- Rapunzel: All those days watching from the windows.
- All those years outside looking in.
- All that time never even knowing,
- Just how blind I've been.
- Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight.
- Now I'm here, suddenly I see.
- Standing here, it's all so clear.
- I'm where I'm meant to be.
- And at last, I see the light.
- And it's like the fog has lifted.
- And at last, I see the light.
- And it's like the sky is new.
- And it's warm and real and bright.
- And the world has somehow shifted.
- All at once, everything looks different.
- Now that I see you.
- Flynn: All those days chasing down a daydream.
- All those years living in a blur.
- All that time never truly seeing,
- Things the way they were.
- Now she's here shining in the starlight.
- Now she's here, suddenly I know.
- If she's here it's crystal clear.
- I'm where I'm meant to go.
- Flynn and Rapunzel: And at last, I see the light.
- Flynn: And it's like the fog has lifted.
- Flynn and Rapunzel: And at last, I see the light.
- Rapunzel: And it's like the sky is new.
- Flynn and Rapunzel: And it's warm and real and bright.
- And the fog has somehow shifted.
- All at once, everything is different.
- Now that I see you.
- Now that I see you...
Something That I Want[]
[Intro: Grace Potter]
- C'mon
- Mmm...
[Verse 1]
- She's a girl with the best intentions
- He's a man of his own invention
- She looked out the window
- He walked out the door
- But she followed him
- And he said, "What'cha lookin' for?"
[Chorus]
- She said, "I want something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything I see
- "Something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything I see"
- Yeah
[Verse 2]
- He's been livin' in a pure illusion
- She's gonna come to her own conclusion
- Right when you think you know what to say
- Someone comes along and shows you a brand new way
[Chorus]
- She said, "I want something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything I see
- "Something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything"
[Bridge]
- 'Cause It's so easy to make believe
- It seems you're livin' in a dream
- Don't you see that what you need
- Is standing in front of you?
[Chorus]
- Oh, I want something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything I see
- Something that I want
- Something that I tell myself I need
- Something that I want
- And I need everything I see
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Wind in my Hair (Version One)[]
- Seems like I've spent my whole life hoping,
- Dreaming of things I've never tried.
- Tangled in knots, just waiting for my time to shine.
- What if the doors began to open?
- What if the knots became untied?
- What if one day, nothing stood in my way and the world was mine?
- Would it feel this fine?
- 'Cause I got the wind in my hair, and a gleam in my eyes, and an endless horizon.
- I got a smile on my face, And I'm walking on air.
- And everything life oughta be.
- It's all gonna happen to me out there.
- And I'll find it, I swear, with the wind in my hair.
- So many roads I've yet to travel.
- So many friends I haven't met.
- So many new adventures just around the bend.
- Plenty of mysteries to unravel.
- Tons of mistakes to not regret.
- So much to see and to do and to be a whole life to spend.
- And it doesn't end.
- And I got the wind in my hair, and a song in my heart, and the fun's only starting.
- I got a skip in my step, and I haven't a care.
- And everything life ought be.
- Well I know that it's waiting for me out there.
- And I'll find it, I swear, With the wind in my hair!
Wind in my Hair (Reprise)[]
- Back to life after happily ever after.
- Stuck inside once again and I'm gazing out.
- True, I'm in here with those I hold dear.
- Surrounded by their love.
- And for some that's more than enough, no doubt.
- But I got the wind in my hair,
- And a fire within 'Cause there's something beginning.
- I got a mystery to solve And excitement to spare.
- That beautiful breeze blowing through.
- I'm ready to follow it who knows where.
- And I'll get there I swear, With the wind in my hair!
Touch the Sky[]
- When the cold wind is a-calling
- And the sky is clear and bright
- Misty mountains sing and beckon
- Lead me out into the light
- I will ride, I will fly
- Chase the wind and touch the sky
- I will fly
- Chase the wind and touch the sky
- Where dark woods hide secret
- And mountains are fierce and bold
- Deep waters hold reflections
- Of times lost long ago
- I will hear their every story
- Take hold of my own dream
- Be as strong as the seas are stormy
- And proud as an eagle's scream
- I will ride, I will fly
- Chase the wind and touch the sky
- I will fly
- Chase the wind and touch the sky
- And touch the sky
- Chase the wind
- Chase the wind
- Touch the sky
Let it go (Idina Menzel)[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel]
- The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen.
- A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen.
- The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
- Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried
[Pre-Chorus]
- Don't let them in, don't let them see
- Be the good girl you always have to be
- Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
- Well, now they know
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go,
- Can't hold it back anymore.
- Let it go, let it go,
- Turn away and slam the door.
- I don't care what they're going to say,
- Let the storm rage on.
- The cold never bothered me anyway.
[Verse 2]
- It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small.
- And the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.
[Pre-Chorus]
- It's time to see what I can do.
- To test the limits and break through.
- No right, no wrong, no rules for me... I'm free!
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go,
- I am one with the wind and sky.
- Let it go, let it go,
- You'll never see me cry.
- Here I stand and here I stay,
- Let the storm rage on.
[Bridge]
- My power flurries through the air into the ground.
- My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around.
- And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast.
- I'm never going back, the past is in the past.
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go,
- When I'll rise like the break of dawn.
- Let it go, let it go,
- That perfect girl is gone!
- Here I stand in the light of day.
- Let the storm rage on!
- The cold never bothered me anyway.
Demi Lovato[]
[Intro: Demi Lovato]
- Let it go, let it go.
- Can’t hold it back anymore.
- Let it go, let it go.
- Turn my back and slam the door.
[Verse 1]
- The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen.
- A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen
- The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside.
- Couldn’t keep it in, Heaven knows I tried
[Pre-Chorus]
- Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
- Be the good girl you always have to be
- Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
- Well, now they know
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go.
- Can’t hold it back anymore.
- Let it go, let it go.
- Turn my back and slam the door.
- And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
- Let it go, let it go.
- The cold never bothered me anyway
[Verse 2]
- It’s funny how some distance, makes everything seem small.
- And the fears that once controlled me, can’t get to me at all.
- Up here in the cold thin air, I finally can breathe.
- I know I left a life behind, But I’m too relieved to grieve.
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go.
- Can’t hold it back anymore.
- Let it go, let it go.
- Turn my back and slam the door.
- And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
- Let it go, let it go.
- The cold never bothered me anyway.
[Bridge]
- Standing frozen in the life I’ve chosen.
- You won't find me, the past is so behind me.
- Buried in the snow.
[Chorus]
- Let it go, let it go.
- Can’t hold it back anymore...
- Let it go, let it go.
- Turn my back and slam the door.
- And here I stand, and here I'll stay.
- Let it go, let it go.
- The cold never bothered me anyway.
[Outro]
- (Na na, na na) Yeah.
- (Na na na na na) Let it go.
- (Na na, na na) Yeah.
- (Na na na na na) Na na.
- (Na na, na na) Here I stand/Let it go.
- (Na na na na na) Let it go.
- (Na na) Let it go.
- (Na na) Ooh...
- (Na na na na na) Let it go.
For the First Time in Forever[]
- Anna: The window is open, so's that door. I didn't know they did that anymore.
- Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates?
- For years I've roamed these empty halls, Why have a ballroom with no balls?
- Finally they're opening up the gates.
- There'll be actual real live people, It'll be totally strange.
- But Wow, am I so ready for this change.
- 'Cause for the first time in forever. There'll be music, there'll be light!
- For the first time in forever, I'll be dancing through the night.
- Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, But I'm somewhere in that zone.
- Cause for the first time in forever... I won't be alone!
- I can't wait to meet everyone! (gasp) What if I meet... the one?
- Tonight imagine me gown and all, Fetchingly draped against the wall.
- The picture of sophisticated grace... Ooh!
- I suddenly see him standing there. A beautiful stranger, tall and fair, I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face.
- But then we laugh and talk all evening, Which is totally bizarre.
- Nothing like the life I've met so far.
- Cause' for the first time in forever. There'll be magic, there'll be fun.
- For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone.
- And I know it is totally crazy, To dream I'd find romance!
- But for the first time in forever... At least I've got a chance.
- Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be.
- Conceal, don't feel, put on a show, Make one wrong move and everyone will know.
- Elsa: But it's only for today...
- Anna: It's only for today!
- Elsa: It's agony to wait.
- Anna: It's agony to wait.
- Elsa: Tell the guards to open up, the gate!
- Anna: The gate!
- Anna: For the first time in forever.
- Elsa: Don't let them in, don't let them see.
- Anna: I'm getting what I'm dreaming of.
- Elsa: Be the good girl you always have to be.
- Anna: A chance to change my lonely world.
- Elsa: Conceal...
- Anna: A chance to find true love.
- Elsa: Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.
- Anna: I know it all ends tomorrow, So it has to be today!
- 'Cause for the first time in forever
- For the first time in forever, Nothing's in my way!
(Reprise)[]
- Anna (spoken): You don't have to protect me! I'm not afraid!
- Please don't shut me out again, please don't slam the door
- (singing) You don't have to keep your distance anymore.
- 'Cause for the first time in forever,
- I finally understand.
- For the first time in forever,
- We can fix this hand in hand.
- We can head down this mountain together!
- You don't have to live in fear.
- 'Cause for the first time in forever,
- I will be right here.
- Elsa: Anna, please go back home, your life awaits.
- Go enjoy the sun and open up the gates.
- Anna (spoken): Yeah, but -
- Elsa (spoken): I know.
- (singing) You mean well, but leave me be.
- Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free.
- Just stay away and you'll be safe from me.
- Anna: Actually, we're not
- Elsa: What do you mean, "you're not"?
- Anna: I get the feeling you don't know
- Elsa: What do I not know?
- Anna: Arendelle's in deep, deep, deep, deep snow.
- Elsa (spoken): What?
- Anna (spoken): You've kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere.
- Elsa (spoken): Everywhere?
- Anna (spoken): It's okay, you can just unfreeze it!
- Elsa (spoken): No, I can't, I — I don't know how!
- Anna (spoken): Sure you can! I know you can!
- Anna & Elsa: 'Cause for the first time in forever (Oh I'm such a fool, I can't be free!)
- You don’t have to be afraid (No escape from the storm inside of me)
- We can work this out together (I can’t control the curse!)
- We’ll reverse the storm you’ve made (Anna, please, you’ll only make it worse!)
- Don’t panic (There’s so much fear!)
- We’ll make the sun shine bright (You’re not safe here!)
- We can face this thing together (No!)
- We can change this winter weather (Ahhh...)
- And everything will be all right (I can't!)
All Is Found[]
- Iduna: Where the north wind meets the sea.
- There's a river full of memory
- Sleep, my darling, safe and sound
- For in this river all is found
- In her waters, deep and true
- Lie the answers and a path for you
- Dive down deep into her sound
- But not too far or you'll be drowned
- Yes, she will sing to those who'll hear
- And in her song, all magic flows
- But can you brave what you most fear?
- Can you face what the river knows?
- Where the north wind meets the sea
- There's a mother full of memory
- Come, my darling, homeward bound
- When all is lost, then all is found
Some Things Never Change[]
- Anna: Yes, the wind blows a little bit colder
- And we're all getting older
- And the clouds are moving on with every autumn breeze
- Peter Pumpkin just became fertilizer
- Olaf: And my leaf's a little sadder and wiser
- Anna: That's why I rely on certain certainties
- Yes, some things never change
- Like the feel of your hand in mine
- Some things stay the same
- Anna and Olaf: Like how we get along just fine
- Anna: Like an old stone wall that'll never fall
- Some things are always true
- Some things never change
- Like how I'm holding on tight to you
- Kristoff: The leaves are already falling
- Sven, it feels like the future is calling
- Sven: Are you telling me tonight you're gonna get down on one knee?
- Kristoff: Yeah, but I'm really bad at planning these things out
- Like candlelight and pulling of rings out
- Sven: Maybe you should leave all the romantic stuff to me
- Kristoff: Yeah, some things never change
- Like the love that I feel for her
- Some things stay the same
- Like how reindeers are easier
- But if I commit and I go for it
- I'll know what to say and do Right?!
- Sven: Some things never change
- Kristoff: Sven, the pressure is all on you
- Elsa: The winds are restless
- Could that be why I'm hearing this call?
- Is something coming?
- I'm not sure I want things to change at all
- These days are precious
- Can't let them slip away
- I can't freeze this moment
- But I can still go out and seize this day
- Choir: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, The wind blows a little bit colder
- Olaf: And you all look a little bit older
- Anna: It's time to count our blessings
- Anna and Kristoff: Beneath an autumn sky
- Choir: We'll always live in a kingdom of plenty
- That stands for the good and the many
- Elsa: And I promise you the flag of Arendelle will always fly
- Anna: Our flag will always fly
- Choir: Our flag will always fly, our flag will always fly
- ALL: Some things never change
- Turn around and the time has flown
- Some things stay the same
- Though the future remains unknown
- May our good luck last
- May our past be past
- Time's moving fast, it's true
- Some things never change
- Anna: And I'm holding on tight to you
- Elsa, Olaf, Kristoff: Holding on tight to you
- Anna: I'm holding on tight to you.
Into the Unknoown[]
- Voice: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Elsa: I can hear you, but I won't.
- Some look for trouble while others don't.
- There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day.
- And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away, oh.
- Elsa and Voice: Ooh, Oh, Ooh, ah
- Elsa: You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear.
- And if I heard you, which I don't, I'm spoken for, I fear.
- Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls.
- I'm sorry, secret siren, but I'm blocking out your calls.
- I've had my adventure, I don't need something new
- I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you into the unknown.
- Into the unknown.
- Into the unknown...
- Voice: Ooh, Ooh
- Elsa: What do you want? 'Cause you've been keeping me awake.
- Are you here to distract me so I make a big mistake?
- Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me?
- Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be?
- Every day's a little harder as I feel my power grow.
- Don't you know there's part of me that longs to go, into the unknown?
- Into the unknown.
- Into the unknown...
- Voice: Ooh, Ooh, ah
- Elsa: Oh, Are you out there? Do you know me? Can you feel me? Can you show me?
- Ah, ah (Ah, ah)
- Ah, ah (Ah, ah)
- Oh, oh, Oh, oh, Oh, oh, Oh, oh
- Elsa and Voice: Where are you going?
- Don't leave me alone
- How do I follow you (Ah)
- Into the unknown? (Oh, oh)
Lost In The Woods[]
- [Verse 1]
- Kristoff: Again, you're gone
- Off on a different path than mine
- I'm left behind
- Wondering if I should follow
- You had to go
- And of course, it's always fine
- I probably could catch up with you tomorrow
[Pre-Chorus]
- But is this what it feels like
- To be growing apart?
- When did I become the one
- Who's always chasing your heart?
[Chorus]
- Now I turn around and find
- I am lost in the woods
- North is south, right is left
- When you're gone
- I'm the one who sees you home
- But now I'm lost in the woods
- And I don't know what path you are on
- I'm lost in the woods
[Verse 2]
- Up 'til now
- The next step was a question of how
- I never thought it was a question of whether
- Who am I if I'm not your guy?
- Where am I if we're not together
- Forever?
[Chorus]
- Now I know you're my true north
- 'Cause I am lost in the woods
- Up is down, day is night
- When you're not there
- Oh, you're my only landmark
- So I'm lost in the woods
- Wondering if you still care
[Bridge]
- But I'll wait
- For a sign (For a sign)
- That I'm your path
- 'Cause you are mine (You are mine)
- Until then
- I'm lost in the woods
[Outro]
- Lost in the woods (Lost, lost)
- In the woods, in the woods (Lost in the woods)
- I'm lost in the woods
- Lost in the woods (Lost, lost)
- (I'm lost)
- I'm lost in the woods
Into the Unknown (Panic! At the Disco)[]
- Into the unknown. Into the unknown. Into the unknown. (Oh)
- I can hear you but I won't.
- Some look for trouble while others don't.
- There's a thousand reasons I should go about my day.
- And ignore your whispers which I wish would go away, oh.
- Whoa
- You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my ear.
- And if I heard you, which I don't, I'm spoken for I fear.
- Everyone I've ever loved is here within these walls.
- I'm sorry, secret siren, but I'm blocking out your calls.
- I've had my adventure, I don't need something new.
- I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you Into the unknown?
- Into the unknown. Into the unknown...
- (Oh) (Oh)
- What do you want? 'Cause you've been keeping me awake.
- Are you here to distract me so I make a big mistake?
- Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me?
- Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be?
- Every day's a little harder as I feel your power grow.
- Don't you know there's part of me that longs to go... Into the unknown?
- Into the unknown, Into the unknown...
- (Oh) (Oh)
- Whoa
- Are you out there? Do you know me? Can you feel me? Can you show me?
- ooh
- (Ah) ooh (5x)
- Where are you going? Don't leave me alone!
- How do I follow you... Into the unknown?
- Woo!
All is Found (Kacey Musgraves)[]
- Where the north wind meets the sea
- There's a river full of memory
- Sleep, my darling, safe and sound
- For in this river all is found
- All is found
- When all is lost, then all is found
- In her waters, deep and true
- Lie the answers and a path for you
- Dive down deep into her sound
- But not too far or you'll be drowned
- She will sing to those who'll hear
- And in her song, all magic flows
- But can you brave what you most fear?
- Can you face what the river knows?
- Until the river's finally crossed
- You'll never feel the solid ground
- You had to get a little lost
- On your way to being found
- Where the north wind meets the sea
- There's a mother full of memory
- Come, my darling, homeward bound
- Where all is lost, then all is found. All is found, All is found.
Lost In The Woods (Weezer)[]
- Again, you're gone, Off on a different path than mine
- I'm left behind, wondering if I should follow
- You had to go, And of course, it's always fine
- I probably could catch up with you tomorrow
- But is this what it feels like To be growing apart?
- When did I become the one Who's always chasing your heart?
- Now I turn around and find, I am lost in the woods
- North is south, right is left, When you're gone
- I'm the one who sees you home, But now I'm lost in the woods
- And I don't know what path you are on, I'm lost in the woods
- Up 'til now, the next step was a question of how
- I never thought it was a question of whether
- Who am I, if I'm not your guy?
- Where am I, if we're not together forever?
- Now I know you're my true north, 'Cause I am lost in the woods
- Up is down, day is night, When you're not there
- Oh, you're my only landmark, So I'm lost in the woods
- Wondering if you still care, But I'll wait for a sign (for a sign)
- That I'm on your path, 'Cause you are mine (you are mine)
- Until then... I'm lost in the woods
- I'm lost in the woods
- (Lost in the wood, I'm lost)
- I'm lost in the woods
Show Yourself[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel]
- Every inch of me is trembling
- But not from the cold
- Something is familiar
- Like a dream I can reach but not quite hold
- I can sense you there
- Like a friend I've always known
- I'm arriving
- And it feels like I am home
[Pre-Chorus: Idina Menzel]
- I have always been a fortress
- Cold secrets deep inside
- You have secrets too
- But you don't have to hide
[Chorus: Idina Menzel, Siren]
- Show yourself
- I'm dying to meet you
- Show yourself
- It's your turn
- Are you the one I've been looking for
- All of my life?
- Show yourself
- I'm ready to learn
- Ah-ah, ah-ah
- Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
[Verse 2: Idina Menzel]
- I've never felt so certain
- All my life, I've been torn
- But I'm here for a reason
- Could it be the reason I was born?
[Pre-Chorus: Idina Menzel]
- I have always been so different
- Normal rules did not apply
- Is this the day? Are you the way
- I finally find out why?
[Chorus: Idina Menzel]
- Show yourself
- I'm no longer trembling
- Here I am
- I've come so far
- You are the answer I've waited for
- All of my life
- Oh, show yourself
- Let me see who you are
[Bridge: Idina Menzel]
- Come to me now
- Open your door
- Don't make me wait
- One moment more
- Oh, come to me now
- Open your door
- Don't make me wait
- One moment more
[Verse 3: Choir, Evan Rachel Wood, Idina Menzel]
- Where the north wind meets the sea (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
- There's a river (Ah-ah, ah-ah) full of memory (Memory, memory)
- Come, my darling, homeward bound
- I am found!
[Chorus: Both, Evan Rachel Wood, Idina Menzel]
- Show yourself
- Step into your power
- Grow yourself
- Into something new
- You are the one you've been waiting for
- All of my life (All of your life)
- Oh, show yourself
[Outro: Idina Menzel, Choir]
- You, ah-ah, ah-ah (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
- Ah-ah, ah-ah (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
- Ah-ah, ah-ah
How Far I'll Go[]
- I've been staring at the edge of the water
- 'Long as I can remember
- Never really knowing why
- I wish I could be the perfect daughter
- But I come back to the water
- No matter how hard I try
- Every turn I take
- Every trail I track
- Every path I make
- Every road leads back
- To the place I know where I cannot go
- Where I long to be
- See the line where the sky meets the sea?
- It calls me
- And no one knows
- How far it goes
- If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
- One day I'll know
- If I go, there's just no telling how far I'll go
- I know everybody on this island
- Seems so happy on this island
- Everything is by design
- I know everybody on this island
- Has a role on this island
- So maybe I can roll with mine
- I can lead with pride
- I can make us strong
- I'll be satisfied if I play along
- But the voice inside sings a different song
- What is wrong with me?
- See the light as it shines on the sea?
- It's blinding
- But no one knows
- How deep it goes
- And it seems like it's calling out to me
- So come find me
- And let me know
- What's beyond that line?
- Will I cross that line?
- And the line where the sky meets the sea
- It calls me
- And no one knows
- How far it goes
- If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
- One day I'll know
- How far I'll go
I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors)[]
- Gramma Tala: I know a girl from an island
- She stands apart from the crowd
- She loves the sea and her people
- She makes her whole family proud
- Sometimes, the world seems against you
- The journey may leave a scar
- But scars can heal and reveal just where you are.
- The people you love will change you
- The things you have learned will guide you
- And nothing on Earth can silence
- The quiet voice still inside you
- And when that voice starts to whisper,
- "Moana, you've come so far"
- "Moana, listen"
- "Do you know who you are?"
- Moana: Who am I?
- I am a girl who loves my island
- I'm the girl who loves the sea
- It calls me
- I am the daughter of the village chief
- We are descended from voyagers
- Who found their way across the world
- They call me
- I've delivered us to where we are
- I have journeyed farther
- I am everything I've learned and more
- Still it calls me
- And the call isn't out there at all
- It's inside me
- It's like the tide
- Always falling and rising
- I will carry you here in my heart
- You remind me
- That come what may
- I know the way
- I am Moana!
Try Everything[]
[Refrain]
- Gazelle: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 1]
- I messed up tonight, I lost another fight
- I still mess up, but I'll just start again
- I keep falling down, I keep on hitting the ground
- But I always get up now to see what's next
[Pre-Chorus]
- Birds don't just fly, they fall down and get up
- Nobody learns without getting it wrong
[Chorus]
- I won't give up, no, I won't give in
- Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
- No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
- I wanna try even though I could fail
- I won't give up, no, I won't give in
- Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
- No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
- I wanna try even though I could fail
[Refrain]
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Verse 2]
- Look how far you've come, you filled your heart with love
- Baby, you've done enough, take a deep breath
- Don't beat yourself up, don't need to run so fast
- Sometimes we come last, but we did our best
[Chorus]
- I won't give up, no, I won't give in
- Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
- No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
- I wanna try even though I could fail
- I won't give up, no, I won't give in
- Till I reach the end and then I'll start again
- No, I won't leave, I wanna try everything
- I wanna try even though I could fail
[Bridge]
- I'll keep on making those new mistakes
- I'll keep on making them every day
- Those new mistakes
[Refrain]
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Try everything)
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
[Outro]
- Try everything
Even More Enchanted[]
[Verse 1: Amy Adams (Giselle)]
- Here we are, a family starting over, Where life will be nicer and newer now.
- 'Neath the sparkling sun, in a fresh, clean sky.
- Our dreams will come true, Even truer now.
[Verse 2]
- In a yard that's full of four-leaf clover, We'll bloom where we've been transplanted.
- And life will be brimming with even more, Joy in store than before, And even more enchanted.
[Verse 3]
- We're so blessed to have our little castle.
- We'll sing as we gaily unpack our trunks.
- We'll be best of friends with the local deer.
- The fluffy raccoons, And the cuddly skunks.
[Verse 4]
- We'll have new adventures by the passel.
- If you think my view is slanted.
- Just ask all the Jiminy Crickets here.
- Where would you pick its ear, That's even more enchanted.
[Bridge]
- With an above-ground summer pool and winter sled.
- It's fun the whole year through.
- Neighbors who are so friendly, That they're interested, In everything we do.
[Verse 5]
- Far away from all the noise and hassle, Our wishes will all be granted.
- And even the nastiest birds will tweet, Extra sweet, I repeat.
- We've left behind those city lights, For riding bikes and flying kites.
- Now we will be suburbanites, And even more enchanted.
Finale[]
[Verse 1: Amy Adams (Giselle)]
- And some days are good
- And some are not so
- But none do we take for granted
- 'Cause it's both the joys and adversities
- Making these memories
[Verse 2]
- And though here in reality
- My ever-after may not be
- At every moment happily
- It's even more (Even more)
[Refrain]
- Even more, even more
- Even more, even more, Even morе, even more, Evеn more Enchanted
The Magic of Andalasia[]
[Intro: Both]
- Presenting your wand of wishes
- The most magical of tools
- Use it for joy and happiness
- Just be sure you know the rules
[Verse 1: Prince Edward]
- Here's the magic of Andalasia
- Contained in this wondrous wishing wand
- We bring some magic from Andalasia
- To this drab and most un-magic world beyond
[Verse 2: Nancy, Prince Edward, Both]
- This wishing wand
- She will be so enthused
- By what fun she can have
- With this gift we brought her
- But just remember, it can only be used by
- A true Andalasian son or daughter
- She's our true Andalasian goddaughter
[Verse 3: Prince Edward, Nancy, Both]
- With this magic (With this magic)
- From Andalasia (From Andalasia)
- When she longs for something heart and soul
- She'll use the magic of Andalasia
- And if shе has questions, just consult this scroll
[Nancy, Spoken]
- You just ask the scroll any question, and thе answer will appear
[Prince Edward, Spoken]
- Or I suppose, in this land, you just read it?
- How do you live in this place?
[Refrain: Both]
- We bring love from Andalasia
- And offer belated birthday cheer
- For through this wand from Andalasia
- Flows the magic of our magic world to here
- May it bring to her a little bit of Andalasia here
Love Power[]
[Intro: Idina Menzel (Nancy Tremaine)]
- If we ever needed magic, we could use it now
- And if spells and wands won't work, we'll find a way somehow
- Can we find some new power
- If we ever needed magic, this would be the day
- Can we find the way?
[Verse 1]
- Memories are magic, Morgan
- It doesn't matter how unmemorable they seem
- Ordinary moments
- Like a look or laugh we share
- Can bring a gleam of light
- In your bleakest, darkest hour
[Verse 2]
- Memories can save us, Morgan
- When you add them up, thеy paint a picture of
- All the love you'rе given
- And the love you have received
[Refrain 1]
- And in that love, there's a power
- Love power
- Feel it flowing through you
- Like a rushing stream
[Verse 3]
- And there are those who just love power
- And they throw us down a well of deep despair
- They don't understand
- That while they live in hate and fear
[Chorus 1]
- Look what's right there, love power
- Love, love power
- We can always choose to use it if we dare
- Love power, Love power
- And we find it in the memories we share
- And we need it like the sun and light and air
[Bridge]
- So when you're in need of magic
- This is where to go
- Find the song inside you
- That your memories seem to know
- Let it grow, Let it glow
- Woah, woah, Woah, woah
[Chorus 2]
- I have rocked the grounds of flower
- As a ray of sunshine melts a cave of ice
- So we'll sing it out
- Until the world will sing along
- What makes us strong?
- Love power
- Love, love power
- It's like soaring on a magic broomstick
- To the sky above
- We fly on love, love power
- Love, love power
- Just remember the memories
- That show us the power of love!
=Reprise[]
[Morgan]
- I'm not a true daughter of Andalasia
[Giselle]
- You are a true daughter of Andalasia, Because you are my daughter, Morgan
- And I'll tell you, How I absolutely know
- It's how I'd make a world for you
- That never breaks your heart
- Where you can grow and thrive
- And your every wish can flower
- I will always love you, Morgan
- I'm so proud of how I know you'll carry on
- I've known a lot of magic in my life
- But never anything as strong
- Love power, My love for you has power
- And you'll have it there inside you When I'm gone
[Morgan]
- No, no, no, no, What do I wish for?
[Giselle]
- My love will be there ever after...
[Morgan]
- I wish I was home... With my mom...
End Credits[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Nancy Tremaine)]
- Memories are made of magic
- Doesn't matter how unmemorable they seem
- Ordinary moments
- Like a little laugh you shared
- Can bring a gleam of light
- In your bleakest, darkest hour
[Verse 2]
- Memories are more than magic
- When you add 'em up, they paint a picture of
- All the love you're given
- And the love you have received
[Chorus]
- And in that love there's power
- Love power
- We can always choosе to use it if we dare
- Lovе power, Love power
- And we find it in the memories we share
- And we need it like the sun and light and air
[Bridge]
- So when you need some magic this is where to go
- Find the song inside you that your memories seem to know
- Let it grow, Let it glow
- Woah, woah, Woah, woah
- Woah-oh
[Chorus]
- Love power, Love, love power
- It's like soaring on a magic broomstick to the sky above
- We fly on love, love power
- Love, love power
- Just remember the memories that show us the power of love
Pixar[]
You've Got a Friend In Me[]
Wheezy's Version[]
This song was performed by Robert Goulet (Wheezy), featuring Jodi Benson (Barbies).
[Verse 1: Wheezy]
- You've got a friend in me
- You've got a friend in me
- When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
- You just remember what your old pal said, Son, you've got a friend in me
- Yeah, you've got a friend in me
[Verse 2: Wheezy, Barbies, Wheezy & Barbies]
- You've got a friend in me
- You've got a friend in me
- You've got troubles, then I've got 'em too
- There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
- We stick together, we can see it through
- 'Cause you've got a friend in me (Yes, you do)
- Yeah, you've got a friend in me
[Bridge: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]
- Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
- Bigger and stronger too, maybe
- But none of them will ever love you
- The way I do, just me and you, babe
[Chorus: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]
- And as the years go by
- Our friendship will never die
- You're gonna see it's our destiny
- You've got a friend in me
- You just remember what your old pal said
- Son, you've got a friend in me
- We stick together, we can see it through
- 'Cause you've got a friend in me
[Bridge: Wheezy, Wheezy & Barbies]
- Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
- Bigger and stronger too, maybe
- But none of them will ever love you
- The way I do, just me and you, babe
[Chorus: Wheezy, Barbies, Wheezy & Barbies]
- And as the years go by, (Years go by)
- Our friendship will never die. (Never die)
- You're gonna see it's our destiny...
- You've got a friend in me! (Yes, you do!)
- You've got a friend in me! (That's the truth!)
- You've got a friend in me!
[Outro: Wheezy]
- Yeah!
Dreamworks[]
Home[]
[Refrain]
- Jennifer Lopez (Lucy Tucci): Here I go, here I go
- Feel better now, feel better now
- Here I go, here I go
- It’s better now, feel better now
[Verse 1]
- Do you remember when we fell under
- Did you expect me to reason with thunder
- I still remember when time was frozen
- What seemed forever was just a moment
[Pre-Chorus]
- Hurry up, hurry up
- There’s no more waiting
- We’re still worth saving
[Chorus]
- Feel the light
- Shining in the dark of night
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it’s a long shot
- But we’re bringing it all back, we’re bringing it all back
- Feel the light
- Shining like the stars tonight
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it’s a long shot
- But we’re bringing it all back, we’re bringing it all back
[Refrain]
- Here I go, here I go
- Feel better now, feel better now
- Here I go, here I go
- It’s better now, feel better now
[Verse 2]
- I still remember when things were broken
- But put together the cracks we'll close in
[Pre-Chorus]
- Hurry up, hurry up
- There's no more waiting
- We're still worth saving
[Chorus]
- Feel the light
- Shining in the dark of night
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it's a long shot
- But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back
- Feel the light
- Shining like the stars tonight
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it's a long shot
- But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back
[Bridge]
- You and I can have it all tonight
- So let's bring it back it to life
- Now we have another chance to fly
- Another chance to make it right
[Chorus]
- Feel the light
- Shining in the dark of night
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it's a long shot
- Feel the light
- Shining like the stars tonight
- Remember what we forgot
- I know it's a long shot
- But we're bringing it all back, we're bringing it all back
[Refrain] Here we go, here we go Feel better now, feel better now
Here we go, here we go
It's better now, feel better nowBaby, It's Cold Outside[]
[Verse 1: Marilyn Maxwell & Dean Martin]
- I really can't stay. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- I've got to go away. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
- So, really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)
[Chorus: Marilyn Maxwell, Dean Martin & Both]
- I really can't stay. (Oh, baby, don't hold out.)
- Baby, it's cold outside.
[Verse 2: Marilyn Maxwell & Dean Martin]
- I simply must go. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
- My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
- But maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
- I've gotta get home. (But, baby, you'd freeze out there.)
- Say, lend me a coat. (It's up to your knees out there.)
- You've really been grand. (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
- But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my lifelong sorrow.)
- At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
[Chorus: Marilyn Maxwell, Dean Martin & Both]
- I really can't stay. (Get over that cold out.)
- Baby, it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!
Zooey Deschanel (Jovie) and Will Ferrell[]
- I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- I've got to go away. (But Baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- And father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
- So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to say 'no no no sir'. (Mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay...
- Ah but it's cold outside (Baby it's cold outside!)
- Jovie: (spoken) Get out! Don't look at me! Get out!
Zooey Deschanel, Leon Redbone[]
[Verse 1]
- I really can't stay. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- I've got to go away. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- And father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
- So, really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- Well, maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay. (Oh, baby, don't hold out.)
- Ah but it's cold outside.
[Verse 2]
- I simply must go. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- This welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
- My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
- Well maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
- I've got to get home. (But, baby, you'd freeze out there.)
- Say, lend me a coat. (It's up to your knees out there.)
- You've really been grand. (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
- But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my lifelong sorrow.)
- At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
- I really can't stay. (Get better that cold out.)
- Ah but it's cold outside!
[Verse 1: Sara Bareilles & Seth MacFarlane]
- I really can't stay (But, baby it's cold outside)
- I've got to go away (But, baby it's cold outside)
- This evening has been (Been hoping that you'd drop in)
- So very nice (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice)
- My mother will start to worry (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- Father will be pacing the floor (Listen to the fireplace roar)
- So really I'd better scurry (Beautiful, please don't hurry)
- Maybe just a half a drink more (Put some records on while I pour)
- The neighbors might think (Baby, it's bad out there)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)
- I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
- To break this spell (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell)
- I ought to say no, no, no sir (Mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
[Chorus: Sara Bareilles, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
- I really can't stay (Baby don't hold out)
- Ah, but it's cold outside
[Verse 2: Sara Bareilles & Seth MacFarlane]
- I simply must go (But baby it's cold outside)
- The answer is no (But baby it's cold outside)
- This welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
- So nice and warm (Look out that window, at that storm)
- My sister will be suspicious (God, your lips look so delicious)
- My brother will be there at the door (Waves upon the tropical shore)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Ooh, your lips are delicious)
- Well, maybe, just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
- I got to get home (But baby, you'd freeze out there)
- Say, lend me your coat (It's up to your knees out there)
- You've really been grand (I thrill when you touch my hand)
- But, don't you see (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
- At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)
[Chorus: Sara Bareilles, Seth MacFarlane & Both]
- I really can't stay (Get over that hold out)
- Ah, but it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!
Music Video version [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- I've got to go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
- So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a soda pop more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
[Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, was that a wink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to get home for dinner. (Mind if I move in closer?)
- So it's time for me to cast you aside. (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
- Baby it's cold outside.
[Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- You're very pushy, you know. (I'd like to think of it as opportunistic.)
[Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- So thanks for the show. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, your lips look delicious.)
- My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon a tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh, your lips are delicious.)
- But maybe just another dance more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
[Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
- Say, lend me your comb? (It's up to your knees out there.)
- You've really been grand. (I thrill when I touch your hand.)
- But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life-long sorrow.)
- At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
- I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
- Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!
[Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- Okay, fine, just another drink. (That took a lot of convincing)
Behind The Scenes Version
- I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- I gotta go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
- So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a soda pop more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, was that a wink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to get home for dinner. (Mind if I move in closer?)
- So it's time for me to cast you aside. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
- Baby it's cold outside.
- I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- So thanks for the show. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, you got pneumonia and died.)
- I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
- Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!
Original [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- I've got to go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to that fireplace roar.)
- So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a half a drink more. (Put some records on while I pour.)
[Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- The neighbors might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cab's to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir." (Mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurtin' my pride?)
- I really can't stay. (Baby, don't hold out.)
- Baby it's cold outside.
[Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- You're very pushy, you know. (I'd like to think of it as opportunistic.)
[Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at the storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh your lips look delicious.)
- My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon the tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh your lips are delicious.)
- But maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
[Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
- Say, lend me your comb? (It's up to your knees out there.)
- You've really been grand. (I thrill when I touch your hand.)
- But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life-long sorrow.)
- At least there will be plenty implied. (If you got pneumonia and died.)
- I really can't stay. (Get over that hold out.)
- Baby it's cold... Baby it's cold outside!
[Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- Okay, fine, just another drink. Umm-hmm. (What? That took a lot of convincing.)
ACTUAL [Verse 1: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I really can't stay. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- I gotta go away. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd dropped in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
- So really I'd better scurry. (Beautiful please don't hurry.)
- Well, maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
[Verse 2: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- The neighbors might think. (Baby it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how. (Your eyes are like starlight now.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- Why thank you.
- I ought to say "no, no, no, sir." (Mind if move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried. (What's the sense of hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay. (Baby don't hold out.)
- Baby, it's cold outside.
[Interlude: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- Ah, you're very pushy, you know? (I like to think of it as opportunistic.)
[Verse 3: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I simply must go. (Baby, it's cold outside.)
- The answer is no. (But, baby, it's cold outside.)
- The welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Gosh, your lips look delicious!)
- My brother will be there at the door. (Waves upon a tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Gosh, your lips are delicious!)
- Well, maybe just a cigarette more. (Never such a blizzard before.)
- And I don't even smoke.
[Verse 4: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- I've got to get home. (Baby, you'll freeze out there.)
- Say, lend me your comb. (It's up to your knees out there!)
- You've really been grand, (I feel when I touch your hand.)
- But don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life long sorrow!)
- At least there will be plenty implied. (If you caught pneumonia and died!)
- I really can't stay. (Get over that old out.)
- Baby it's cold... Baby, it's cold outside!
[Spoken Outro: Idina Menzel and Michael Bublé]
- Okay fine, just another drink then. Umm-hmm. (What? That took a lot of convincing!)
[Verse 1: Kelly Clarkson & John Legend]
- I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
- I've got to go away (But, I can call you a ride)
- This evening has been (I'm so glad that you dropped in)
- So very nice (Time spent with you is paradise)
- My momma will start to worry (I'll call the car and tell him to hurry)
- My daddy will be pacing the floor (Wait, what are you still livin' home for?)
- So, really, I'd better scurry (Your driver, his name is Murray)
- But maybe just a half a drink more (Oh, we're both adults, so who's keepin' score?)
- What will my friends think? (I think they should rejoice)
- If I have one more drink? (It's your body and your choice)
- Ooh, you really know how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
- To cast a spell (One look at you and then I fell)
- I ought to say, "No, no, no, sir" (Then you really ought to go, go, go)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried (Well, Murray, he just pulled up outside)
[Chorus: Kelly Clarkson, John Legend & Both]
- Oh, I really can't stay (I understand, baby)
- Baby, it's cold outside
[Verse 2: Kelly Clarkson, John Legend, Murray]
- I simply should go (Text me when you get home)
- Oh, I'm supposed to say no (Mm, I guess that's respectable)
- This welcome has been (I've been lucky that you dropped in)
- So nice and warm (But you better go before it storms)
- My sister will be suspicious (Well, gosh your lips look delicious)
- My brother will be there at the door (Oh, he loves my music, baby, I'm sure)
- My gossipy neighbor is vicious (I'm a genie, tell me what your wish is)
- But maybe just a cigarette more (Oh, that's somethin' we should probably explore)
- I've got to get home (Oh, baby, I'm well aware)
- Say, lend me a coat (Oh, keep it girl, I don't care)
- You've really been grand (I feel it when you touch my hands)
- But don't you see? (I want you to stay, it's not up to me)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Well, they can talk, but what do they know?)
- At least there will be plenty implied (Oh, let them mind their business and go-)
- Uh, ma'am, I really can't stay
- Murray just go on
[Chorus: Kelly Clarkson & Both]
- It's cold, baby
- It's cold, baby
- But, ooh, I don't wanna go
- It's cold outside
[Verse 1: Meghan Trainor and Brett Eldredge]
- I really can't stay. (But, baby it's cold outside.)
- I got to go away. (But, baby it's cold outside.)
- This evening has been... (Been hoping that you'd drop in.)
- So very nice. (I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)
- My mother will start to worry. (Beautiful, what's your hurry?)
- My father will be pacing the floor. (Listen to the fireplace roar.)
- So really, I'd better scurry. (Beautiful, please don't hurry.)
- But maybe just a half a drink more. (I'll put some records on while I pour.)
- The neighbours might think. (Baby, it's bad out there.)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there.)
- I wish I knew how... (Your eyes are like starlight tonight.)
- To break this spell. (I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.)
- I ought to say, no, no, no sir. (Oh, mind if I move in closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
[Chorus: Meghan Trainor, Brett Eldredge and Both]
- I really can't stay. (But baby, don't hold out.)
- But baby it's cold outside!
[Verse 2: Meghan Trainor and Brett Eldredge]
- I simply must go. (But baby, it's cold outside.)
- The answer is no, no, no. (Aw baby, it's cold outside.)
- Your welcome has been... (How lucky that you dropped in.)
- So nice and warm. (Look out the window at that storm.)
- My sister will be suspicious. (Um gosh, your lips are delicious.)
- And my brother will be there at the door. (Waves on a tropical shore.)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious. (Oh gosh, your lips are so delicious.)
- But maybe just a cigarette more. (Oh never such a blizzard before.)
- I've got to get home. (But baby, you'll freeze out there.)
- Say lend me your coat. (Oh up to your knees out there.)
- You've really been grand, (I thrill when you touch my hand.)
- But you don't see, no, no... (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow. (Think of my life long sorrow.)
- At least there will be plenty implied (If you got pneumonia and died.)
[Chorus: Meghan Trainor, Brett Eldredge and Both]
- But I really can't stay. (Get over that whole doubt.)
- Oh baby it's cold, cold outside!
- The neighbors might think (But baby, it's bad out there)
- Say, what's in this drink? (No cabs to be had out there)
- I wish I knew how (Your eyes are like starlight now)
- To break the spell (I'll take your hat, your hairs looks swell)
- I ought to say no, no, no sir (Mind if I move a little closer?)
- At least I'm gonna say that I tried (What's the sense in hurting my pride?)
- I really can't stay (Baby, don't hold out)
- Oh, but it's cold outside
- I simply must go (Baby it's cold outside)
- The answer is no (But baby it's cold out there)
- The welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
- So nice and warm (Look out the window at that storm)
- My sister will be suspicious (Girl, your lips look delicious)
- My brother will be there at the door (Like waves upon a tropical shore)
- My maiden aunt's mind is vicious (Oh, baby, you're so delicious)
- Well, maybe just a cigarette more (Never such a blizzard before)
- I got to get home (Oh baby, you'll freeze out there)
- Say, lend me a coat (It's up to your knees out there)
- You've really been grand (I'm thrilled when you touch my hand)
- Why don't you see? (How can you do this thing to me?)
- There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Making my lifelong sorrow)
- At least there will be plenty implied (If you caught pneumonia and died)
- I really can't stay (Get over that hold out)
- Ah, but it's cold outside
- Baby, it's cold outside
- Come on, stay a little longer (Okay)
- I really can't stay (Baby, it's cold outside)
- I've got to go away...
[Verse 1: Nina Dobrev & Jonny O. Yang]
- I really can’t stay (No problem there’s the door)
- I’ve got to go away (I hear ya, say no more)
- This evening has been (Totally consensual)
- So very nice (I hope you get home safe tonight)
- My mother will start to worry (Here’s my phone, give her a call)
- My father will be pacing the floor (Adios, say no more)
- So really I’d better scurry (I’ve been saying that for awhile)
- Well maybe just a half a drink more (Slow down, that’s quite a pour)
[Verse 2]
- The neighbours might think (It’s just my old friend, Troy)
- Say, what’s in this drink? (It’s just lemon la Croix)
- I wish I knew how (To take a hint?)
- To brеak the spell (Do you know how to spell farеwell)
- I ought to say no no no (I’ll call you an Uber they’re close)
- At least I’m gonna say that I tried (I feel like you’re not trying at all)
- I really can’t stay (Well maybe just go out)
- Well maybe just go outside!
- Cause baby it's cold outside (Maybe just go outside!)
Baby, It's Hot Outside[]
[Verse 1]
- I really can’t stay (Baby, it’s hot outside)
- It’s a fine summer’s day (But Baby, it’s hot outside)
- It’s been nice to cuddle (You’ll turn into a puddle)
- But I can’t hang around (Your makeup will melt into the ground)
- I don’t wanna show signs of stupidity (Think of all that humidity)
- Can’t give in to your beguiling ways (Mosquitoes the size of bluejays)
- I’m tired of being petitioned (My apartment is air conditioned)
- But maybe just a popsicle more (We could stand in front of the freezer door)
[Verse 2]
- The rumors will trickle (The world’s a sweltering abyss)
- Say Jimmy Joe what’s in this popsicle? (You’ve never felt anything like this)
- You’ve been very sweet (Eggs are fryin’ on the street)
- But I must break this spell (It’s cooler than this down in hell)
- I oughta say No No No, Man (Feel the breeze from that window fan)
- Least I’m gonna say that I tried (It’s so hot even the cactuses died)
[Chorus]
- Really can’t stay (You’ll sweat a lot out)
- Baby, It’s hot outside
[Verse 3]
- I simply must go (But Baby I need your lovin’)
- The answer is no (Would you rather go out in that oven?)
- Your welcome has been (How lucky that you dropped in)
- So nice and cool (We could go swimming in the pool)
- My sister will start to worry (It’s hotter than Indian curry)
- My mother will be calling my name (Could barbecue without a flame)
- My father will be watching the clocks (He could bake a loaf of bread in the mailbox)
- Maybe just a margarita more (It’s so early just a quarter to four)
[Verse 4]
- I’ve gotta get home (There’s no lemonade out there)
- Well how ‘bout a cold one for the road (It’s a hundred and ten in the shade out there)
- You’ve been really concerned (You’ll regret when you’re sunburned)
- But can’t you see (It just went up one more degree)
- There’s bound to be talk tomorrow (Think of my lifelong sorrow)
- People love to gossip and joke (If you died of sudden heat stroke)
[Final Chorus]
- I really can’t stay (Baby do not pout)
- Baby, it’s hot outside. Baby, it’s hot... outside!
The Christmas Song[]
This song was performed by Idina Menzel and Michael Buble.
- Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
- Jack Frost nipping at your nose
- Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
- And folks dressed up like Eskimos
- Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe
- Will help to make the season bright
- Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
- Will find it hard to sleep tonight
- They know that Santa's on his way
- He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
- And every mother's child is gonna spy
- To see reindeer really know how to fly
- So, I'm offering this simple phrase
- To kids from one to ninety-two
- Although it's been said many times, many ways
- Merry Christmas to you
- And every mother's child is gonna spy
- To see reindeer really know how to fly
- And so, I'm offering this simple phrase
- To kids from one to ninety-two
- Although it's been said, many times, many ways
- Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
- Merry Christmas to you
Home for the Holidays[]
[Verse 1]
- Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
- 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
- When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze,
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!
[Chorus]
- I met a man who lives in Tennessee, he was heading for,
- Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie!
- From Pennsylvania folks are travelling, down the Dixie sunny shore,
- From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!
- Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
- 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
- If you wanna be happy in a million ways,
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!
[Verse 2]
- Take a bus, take a train, go and hop an aeroplane,
- Put the wife an' kiddies in the family car!
- For the pleasure that you bring when you make that doorbell ring,
- No trip could be too far!
[Chorus]
- I met a man who lives in Tennessee, he was heading for,
- Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie! (Some homemade pumpkin pie!)
- From Pennsylvania folks are travelling, down the Dixie sunny shore,
- From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!
- Oh! There's no place like home for the holidays,
- 'Cause no matter how far away you roam,
- If you wanna be happy in a million ways,
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home!
[Verse: Single, Chorus]
- Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays.
- Cause no matter how far away you roam.
- When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face.
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)
[Pre-Chorus: Chorus]
- I met a man who lives in Tennessee and he was heading for, Pennsylvania and some homemade pumpkin pie.
- From Pennsylvania, folks are traveling down to Dixie's sunny shores.
- From Atlantic to Pacific, Gee, the traffic is terrific!
[Chorus]
- Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays.
- Cause no matter how far away you roam.
- If you want to be happy in a million ways...
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)
- Oh, there's no place like Home for the Holidays (Home for the Holidays)
- Cause no matter how far away you roam (Far away you roam)
- When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face (Sunshine of a friendly face)
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home (For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home)
[Outro]
- Cause there's no, no place like Home for the Holidays
- Cause no matter how far away you roam
- When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly face
- For the holidays you can't beat home sweet home
- Glo-ooo-ooo-ria
- So, come on home
- Yeah, come on home
- Carly Foulkes (spoken): Happy holidays from T-Mobile!
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa)]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
- Let your heart be light.
- From now on our troubles will be out of sight.
[Verse 2]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
- Make the Yuletide gay.
- From now on our troubles will be miles away.
[Pre-Chorus]
- Here we are as in olden days.
- Happy golden days of yore.
- Faithful friends who are dear to us.
- Gather near to us once more.
[Chorus]
- Through the years we all will be together.
- If the fates allow,
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bow.
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
[Bridge]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas (merry little Christmas).
- Make the Yuletide gay.
- From now on our troubles will be miles away (miles away), away.
[Pre-Chorus]
- Here we are as in olden days.
- Happy golden days of yore.
- Faithful friends who are dear to us.
- Gather near to us once more.
[Chorus]
- Through the years we all will be together.
- If the fates allow,
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bow.
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas.
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
[Verse 1: Kristen Bell (Queen Anna Bjorgman of Arendelle)]
- Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
- Next year's on its way.
- Homeboy's got a vaccination on his sleigh.
[Verse 2]
- Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
- Let the [censored] show go.
- Take a beat, and think about the things you know.
[Bridge]
- Close your eyes and let out a sigh.
- 2020's almost gone.
- You couldn't write the [censored] we've seen.
- But what doesn't kill us makes us strong.
[Chorus]
- Though this year we'll be socially distant.
- We'll get through it all.
- Flash a masked smile behind a sneeze-guard wall...
- And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now.
[Intro: Carpenters]
- Christmas future is far away
- Christmas past is past
- Christmas present is here today
- Bringing joy that will last
[Verse 1]
- Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- Let your heart be light
- From now on our troubles will be out of sight
[Verse 2]
- Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
- Make the yuletide gay
- From now on our troubles will be miles away
[Bridge]
- Here we are as in olden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- Faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Chorus]
- Through the years we all will be together
- If the fates allow
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
- And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now
[Bridge]
- Here we are as in olden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- Faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Chorus]
- Through the years we all will be together
- If the fates allow
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
- And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now
Meghan Trainor featuring Gary Trainor. [Refrain 1]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Let your heart be light
- From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
- Hmm, have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Make the Yuletide gay
- From now on, our troubles will be miles away
[Bridge]
- And here we are, as in olden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- Our faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Refrain 2]
- Through the years, we all will be together
- If the fates allow
- So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
[Bridge]
- Oh, and here we are, as in olden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- And our faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Refrain 2]
- Through the years, we all will be together
- If the fates allow
- So hang a shining star upon the highest bough
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
[Outro]
- Oh, I said, have yourself a merry little Christmas now
[Verse 1: Cat Power]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Let your heart be light
- From now on our troubles will be out of sight
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Make the Yuletide gay
- From now on our troubles will be miles away
[Bridge]
- Here we are as in golden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- Faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Chorus]
- Through the years we all will be together and
- If the fates allow
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bow
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
[Verse 1: Carrie Underwood]
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Let your heart be light
- From now on our troubles will be out of sight
- Have yourself a merry little Christmas
- Let the yuletide gay
- From now on our troubles will be miles away
[Bridge]
- Here were are as in olden days
- Happy golden days of yore
- Faithful friends who are dear to us
- Gather near to us once more
[Chorus X2]
- Through the years, we all will be together
- If the fates allow
- Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
- And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
[Outro]
- A merry little Christmas
Do You Hear What I Hear[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa)]
- Said the night wind to the little lamb
- Do you see what I see (Do you see what I see)
- Way up in the sky, little lamb
- Do you see what I see (Do you see what I see)
- A star, a star, dancing in the night
- With a tail as big as a kite
- With a tail as big as a kite
[Verse 2]
- Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear (Do you hear what I hear)
- Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear (Do you hear what I hear)
- A song, a song, high above the trees
- With a voice as big as the sea
- With a voice as big as the sea
[Verse 3]
- Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
- Do you know what I know (Do you know what I know)
- In your palace warm, mighty king
- Do you know what I know (I know)
- A Child, a Child shivers in the cold (Shivers in the cold)
- Let us bring Him silver and gold
- Let us bring Him silver and gold
[Verse 4]
- Said the king to the people everywhere
- Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
- Pray for peace, people everywhere!
- Listen to what I say
- The Child, the Child, sleeping in the night
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He will bring us goodness and light
[Outro]
- Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear
[Verse 1 (Richard Carpenter)]
- Said the night wind to the little lamb
- Do you see what I see?
- Way up in the sky, little lamb
- Do you see what I see?
- A star, a star, dancing in the night
- With a tail as big as a kite
- With a tail as big as a kite
[Verse 2 (Karen Carpenter)]
- Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear?
- Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear?
- A song, a song high above the trees
- With a voice as big as the sea
- With a voice as big as the sea
[Verse 3 (Karen Carpenter)]
- Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
- Do you hear what I hear?
- In your palace warm, mighty king
- Do you hear what I hear?
- A child, a child shivers in the cold
- Let us bring him silver and gold
- Let us bring him silver and gold
[Verse 4: (Karen Carpenter, Chorus, Both)]
- Said the king to the people everywhere
- Listen to what I say
- Pray for peace, people, everywhere
- Listen to what I say
- The child, the child sleeping in the night
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He will bring us goodness and light
[Verse 1: Carrie Underwood]
- Said the night wind to the little lamb
- Do you see what I see?
- Way up in the sky, little lamb
- Do you see what I see?
- A star, a star
- Dancing in the night
- With a tail as big as a kite
- With a tail as big as a kite
[Verse 2]
- Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear? (Do you hear what I hear?)
- Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy
- Do you hear what I hear? (Do hear what I hear?)
- A song, a song
- High above the trees
- With a voice as big as the sea
- With a voice as big as the sea
[Interlude]
- Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king
- Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)
[Verse 3]
- In your palace, warm mighty king
- Do you know what I know? (Do you know what I know?)
- A child, a child
- Shivers in the cold
- Let us bring him silver and gold
- Let us bring him silver and gold
[Verse 4]
- Said the king to the people everywhere
- Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
- Pray for peace, people everywhere
- Listen to what I say (Listen to what I say)
- The child, the child
- Sleeping in the night
- He will bring us goodness and light
- He will bring us goodness and light
[Outro]
- He will bring us goodness and light.
All I Want For Christmas Is You[]
[Intro: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- There is just one thing I need
- I don't care about the presents
- Underneath the Christmas tree
- I just want you for my own
- More than you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- All I want for Christmas
- Baby is you, oh come on
[Verse 1]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- There is just one thing I need
- And I don't care about the presents
- Underneath the Christmas tree
- I don't need to hang my stocking
- There upon the fireplace
- Santa Claus won't make me happy
- With a toy on Christmas Day
[Hook]
- I just want you for my own
- More than you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- All I want for Christmas is you
- Yeah, you baby (Come on, hey)
[Verse 2]
- Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
- I won't even wish for snow
- And I'm just gonna keep on waiting
- Underneath the mistletoe
- I won't make a list and send it
- To the North Pole for Saint Nick
- I won't even stay awake to
- Hear those magic reindeer click
[Hook]
- 'Cause I just want you here tonight
- Holding on to me so tight
- What more can I do?
- Baby all I want for Christmas is you
- Yeah, you baby (Oh)
[Bridge]
- Oh, all the lights are shining (Lights are shining)
- So brightly everywhere
- And the sound of children's (Sound of children)
- Laughter fills the air
- And everyone is singing
- I hear those sleigh bells ringing
- Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
- Won't you please bring my baby to me?
[Verse 3]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- This is all I'm asking for
- I just want to see my baby
- Standing right outside my door
[Hook]
- Oh, I just want you for my own
- More than you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- Baby, all I want for Christmas is
[Outro]
- You, yeah, you
- Is you, wooh!
- All I want for Christmas is you (All I want for Christmas is you), eh, come on baby
- All I want for Christmas is you (All I want for Christmas is you), wooh
- Gimme one (All I want for Christmas is you), yeah alright
- Gimme two now (All I want for Christmas is you)
- I said all I want for Christmas is you, yeah
- (All I want for Christmas is you) Oh yeah
- I don't need nobody more than you
- No, I don't need nobody else but you
- I don't need nobody (I don't need nobody)
- I don't need nobody but you (I don't need nobody)
- All I want for Christmas is you, yeah
- Say it, (All I want for Christmas is you)
- (All I want for Christmas is you)
- (All I want for Christmas is you) I don't need no stocking
- (All I want for Christmas is you) I just want a little sweet loving
- (All I want for Christmas is you)
[Intro: Mariah Carey]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- There is just one thing I need
- I don't care about the presents
- Underneath the Christmas tree
- I just want you for my own
- More than you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- All I want for Christmas is you, yeah
[Verse 1]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- There is just one thing I need (And I)
- Don't care about the presents
- Underneath the Christmas tree
- I don't need to hang my stocking
- There upon the fireplace (Ah)
- Santa Claus won't make me happy
- With a toy on Christmas Day
[Chorus]
- I just want you for my own (Ooh)
- More than you could ever know (Ooh)
- Make my wish come true
- All I want for Christmas is you
- You, baby
[Verse 2]
- Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
- I won't even wish for snow (And I)
- I'm just gonna keep on waiting
- Underneath the mistletoe
- I won't make a list and send it
- To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah)
- I won't even stay awake to
- Hear those magic reindeer click
[Chorus]
- 'Cause I just want you here tonight (Ooh)
- Holding on to me so tight (Ooh)
- What more can I do?
- Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you
- You, baby
[Bridge]
- Oh, all the lights are shining
- So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby)
- And the sound of children's
- Laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah)
- And everyone is singing (Oh yeah)
- I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Oh)
- Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh)
- Won't you please bring my baby to me?
[Verse 3]
- Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
- This is all I'm asking for (Ah)
- I just wanna see my baby
- Standing right outside my door
[Chorus]
- Oh, I just want you for my own (Ooh)
- More than you could ever know (Ooh)
- Make my wish come true
- Oh baby, all I want for Christmas is you
[Outro]
- You, baby
- All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You)
- All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)
- All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You)
- All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh)
- All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I want, all I really want is you)
[Intro]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- There is just one thing I need
- I don't care about the presents
- Underneath the Christmas tree
- I just want you for my own
- More than you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...
[Verse 1]
- I won't ask for much this Christmas
- I won't even wish for snow
- No, I'm just gonna keep on waiting
- Underneath the mistletoe
- There's no sense in hanging stockings
- There upon the fireplace
- 'Cause Santa he won't make me happy
- With a toy on Christmas Day
[Hook]
- I just want you here tonight
- Holding on to me so tight
- Girl, what can I do?
- You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...
[Verse 2]
- And all the lights are shining
- So brightly everywhere
- And the sound of children's
- Laughter fills the air
- And everyone is singing
- I can hear those sleigh bells ringing
- Santa won't you bring me the one I really love
- Won't you please bring my baby to me...
[Chorus]
- I don't want a lot for Christmas
- This is all I'm asking for
- No, I just wanna see my baby
- Standing right outside my door
- Oh I just want you for my own
- More that you could ever know
- Make my wish come true
- You know that all I want for Christmas Is you...
- Is you...
December Prayer[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]
- In the touch of a friend, in the breath of a child
- In the eyes of a soldier coming home to his mother's grateful smile
- In the sight of falling snow, and the memories it brings
- In the season when you find some peace, in the simple tender things
- Open your heart and look around, listen listen
[Chorus]
- Hear the song within the silence
- See the beauty when there's nothing there
- Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
- And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
- To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
- A December Prayer
[Verse 2]
- In the strength of your hand as it holds unto mine
- And the promise that we're not alone in this place and time
- In the gifts that you give I am humbled and amazed
- Far beyond this day and time of year
- We are in a state of grace
- Open your heart and look around, listen listen
[Chorus]
- Hear the song within the silence
- See the beauty when there's nothing there
- Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
- And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
- To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
- A December Prayer
- Listen listen
- Hear the song within the silence
- See the beauty when there's nothing there
- Sing a song within a silence that hope and love are everywhere
- And when the quiet night is falling watch an angel dancing in the air
- To the song, the song within the silence a December Prayer
- A December Prayer
Silent Night[]
- Silent night, holy night.
- All is calm, all is bright.
- Round yon virgin mother and child.
- Holy infant so tender and mild.
- Sleep in heavenly peace.
- Sleep in heavenly peace...
- Oh silent night, holy night.
- Shepherds quake at the sight.
- Glories stream from heaven above.
- Heavenly hosts sing, sing Alleluia.
- Christ, the Savior, is born
- Christ, our Savior, is
- Christ, our Savior, is
- Christ, our Savior, is born...
- (Silent night) Silent night, holy night
- Silent night, oh
- Silent night, oh
- Silent night, oh
- When Christ was born, when Christ was born
- Silent night, oh
- Hm, hm
Holly Jolly Christmas[]
- Have a holly, jolly Christmas
- It's the best time of the year
- I don't know if there'll be snow
- But have a cup of cheer
- Have a holly, jolly Christmas
- And when we walk down the street
- Say "Hello" to friends you know
- And everyone we meet
- Oh, ho, the mistletoe
- Hung where you can see
- Somebody waits for you
- Kiss him once for me
- Have a holly jolly Christmas
- And in case you didn't hear
- Oh by golly, have a holly
- Jolly Christmas this year (Come on)
- Oh, ho, the mistletoe
- Hung where you can see
- Somebody waits for you
- Kiss him once for me
- Have a holly jolly Christmas
- And in case you didn't hear
- Oh by golly, have a holly
- Jolly Christmas this year (Have a holly, jolly Christmas), yeah
[Intro: Chorus]
- Ding-dong-ding
- Ding-dong-ding
[Verse 1: Burl Ives, Chorus, both]
- Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
- It's the best time of the year (Ding-dong-ding)
- I don't know if there'll be snow
- But have a cup of cheer
- Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
- And when you walk down the street (Ding-dong-ding)
- Say hello to friends you know
- And everyone you meet
- Oh ho, the mistletoe
- Hung where you can see
- Somebody waits for you (Ahh)
- Kiss her once for me
- Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
- And in case you didn't hear (Ding-dong-ding)
- Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[Interlude: Chorus]
- Have a holly jolly Christmas
- It's the best time of the year
[Verse 2: Burl Ives, Chorus, both]
- Have a holly jolly Christmas
- And when you walk down the street
- Say hello to friends you know
- And everyone you meet
- Oh ho, the mistletoe
- Hung where you can see
- Somebody waits for you (Ahhh)
- Kiss her once for me
- Have a holly jolly Christmas (Ding-dong-ding)
- And in case you didn't hear (Ding-dong-ding)
- Oh, by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas this year
[Outro: Chorus]
- Ding-dong-ding-dong
- Ding-dong-ding-dong
- Ding-dong-ding
White Christmas[]
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
- Just like the ones I used to know
- Where the treetops glisten
- And children listen
- To hear sleigh bells in the snow
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
- With every Christmas card I write
- May your days be merry and bright
- And may all your Christmases be white, oh
- Oh, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
- With every Christmas card I write
- May your days be merry and bright
- And may all your Christmases be white
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
- I'm dreaming, dreaming of a white Christmas, oh yeah
- I'm dream, dreaming of a white Christmas
I'll Be Home for Christmas[]
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen)]
- I'm dreaming tonight of a place I love,
- Even more than I usually do.
- And although I know it's a long road back,
- I promise you.
[Pre-Chorus]
- I'll be home for Christmas.
- You can count on me.
- Please have snow and mistletoe,
- And presents on the tree.
[Chorus]
- Christmas Eve will find me,
- Where the love light gleams.
- I'll be home for Christmas,
- If only in my dreams.
[Pre-Chorus: Aaron Lohr]
- I'll be home for Christmas.
- You can plan on me.
- Please have snow and mistletoe,
- And presents on the tree.
[Chorus: Idina Menzel & Aaron Lohr]
- Christmas Eve will find me,
- Where the love light gleams.
- I'll be home for Christmas,
- If only in my dreams.
- If only in my dreams...
- Christmas eve will find me where the love light breathes.
- I'll be home for Christmas if only in my dreams.
- I'll be home for Christmas.
- You can plan on me.
- Please have some snow and mistletoe, and presents by the tree.
- Christmas eve will find you where the love light breathes.
- I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams.
- I'll be home for Christmas, if only in my dreams...
It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas[]
[Verse 1: Johnny Mathis]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
- Everywhere you go
- Take a look in the five and ten glistening once again
- With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
[Verse 2]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
- Toys in every store
- But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be
- On your own front door
[Verse 3]
- A pair of hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
- Is the wish of Barney and Ben;
- Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
- Is the hope of Janice and Jen;
- And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again
[Verse 4]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
- Everywhere you go;
- There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well
- The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
[Verse 5]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
- Soon the bells will start
- And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing
- Right within your heart
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
- Christmas (Christmas, Christmas)
[Verse 1: Meghan Trainor]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
- Everywhere you go
- Take a look in the five-and-ten
- Glistening once again
- With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
[Verse 2]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
- Toys in every store
- But the prettiest sight to see
- Is the holly that will be
- On your own front door
[Bridge]
- A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots
- Is the wish of Barney and Ben
- Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk
- Is the hope of Janice and Jen
- And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again
[Verse 3]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
- Everywhere you go
- There's a tree in the Grand Hotel
- The one in the park as well
- The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
- You might also like
[Verse 4]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
- Soon, all the bells will start
- And the thing that will make 'em ring
- Is the carol that you sing
- Right within your heart
[Interlude]
- Ooh, ooh
[Verse 4]
- Oh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Christmas)
- Soon the bells will start (Oh)
- And the thing that will make 'em ring
- Is the carol that you sing
- Right within your heart
[Outro]
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas (Like Christmas)
- Christmas (Like Christmas)
- Christmas, mmm, mmm
Perry Como, Mitchell Ayres & The Fontane Sisters
- It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go Take a look in the five-and-ten Glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be On your own front door
A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots Is the wish of Barney and Ben Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Janice and Jen And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Everywhere you go Now there's a tree in the Grand Hotel One in, the park as well The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring Is the carol that you sing Right within your heart
A pair of hop along boots and a pistol that shoots Is the wish of Barney and Ben Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Janice and Jen And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring Is the carol that you sing
Right within your heartLet It Snow[]
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful
- But the fire is so delightful
- And since we've no place to go
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- Now, it doesn't show signs of stoppin'
- And I brought some corn for poppin'
- The lights are turned way down low
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- When we finally kiss goodnight (Finally kiss goodnight)
- How I'll hate going out in the storm
- But if you really hold me tight
- All the way home I'll be warm
- Oh, the fire is slowly dying
- And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
- But as long as you love me so
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful
- But the fire is so delightful
- And since we've no place to go
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- When we finally kiss goodnight (Finally kiss goodnight)
- How I'll hate going out in the storm
- But if you really hold me tight
- All the way home I'll be warm
- The fire is slowly dying
- And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
- But as long as you love me so
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- Let it snow
[Verse: Martina McBride]
- Oh, the weather outside is frightful
- But the fire is so delightful
- And since we've no place to go
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
- It doesn't show signs of stopping
- And I brought some corn for popping
- The lights are turned way down low
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
[Bridge]
- When we finally say good night
- How I'll hate going out in the storm
- But if you really hold me tight
- All the way home I'll be warm
[Chrous]
- Oh the fire is slowly dying
- And, my dear, we're still "good-bye-ing"
- But as long as you love me so
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
[Outro]
- Oh the fire is slowly dying
- And, my dear, we're still "good-bye-ing"
- But as long as you love me so
- Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow (x3)
Here Comes Santa Claus[]
[Verse 1: Gene Autry]
- Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
- Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins.
- Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright.
- So hang your stockings and say your prayers 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
[Verse 2]
- Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
- He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again.
- Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle, oh what a beautiful sight.
- So jump in bed and cover your head 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 3]
- Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
- He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, He loves you just the same.
- Santa Claus knows we're all God's children That makes everything right.
- So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
[Verse 4]
- Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
- He'll come around when chimes ring out that it's Christmas morn' again.
- Peace on Earth will come to all if we just follow the light.
- So let's give thanks to the lord above 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 5]
- Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, Right down Santa Claus Lane.
- Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeers pulling on the reins.
- Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright.
- Hang your stockings and say your prayers 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight.
You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch[]
[Verse 1]
- You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
- You really are a heel
- You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
- Mr. Grinch
- You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
[Verse 2]
- You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
- Your heart's an empty hole
- Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul
- Mr. Grinch
- I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
[Verse 3]
- You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
- You have termites in your smile
- You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
- Mr. Grinch
- Given a choice between the two of you
- I'd take the seasick crocodile!
[Verse 4]
- You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
- You're a nasty-wasty skunk
- Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
- Mr. Grinch
- The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
- "Stink, stank, stunk!"
[Verse 5]
- You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
- You're the king of sinful sots
- Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
- Mr. Grinch
- Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
- Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
- Mangled up in tangled up knots!
[Verse 6]
- You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
- With a nauseous super "naus"!
- You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss
- Mr. Grinch
- You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
- With arsenic sauce!
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer[]
- You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen... but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
- Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
- And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows
- All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
- They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games
- Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say,
- "Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
- Then how the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee
- Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, You'll go down in history.
Jingle Bell Rock[]
[Verse 1: Bobby Helms]
- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
- Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
- Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
- Now, the jingle hop has begun
[Verse 2]
- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
- Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
- Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
- In the frosty air
[Bridge]
- What a bright time, it's the right time
- To rock the night away
- Jingle bell time is a swell time
- To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
[Verse 3]
- Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet
- Jingle around the clock
- Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
- That's the jingle bell rock
[Verse 4]
- Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
- Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
- Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
- In the frosty air
[Bridge]
- What a bright time, it's the right time
- To rock the night away
- Jingle bell time is a swell time
- To go glidin' in a one-horse sleigh
[Outro]
- Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet
- Jingle around the clock
- Mix and a-mingle in the jinglin' feet
- That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell rock.
Sleigh Ride[]
- Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "yoo hoo!" (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy and cozy are we (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
- Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
[Verse 1: Idina Menzel (Queen Elsa of Arendelle)]
- Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too
- A-come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
- Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling, "Yoo hoo"
- Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
[Verse 2]
- Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up let's go (Let's go)
- Let's look at the show
- We're riding in a wonderland of snow
- Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand (It's Grand)
- Just holding your hand
- We're gliding along with a song of a wintry fairy land
- Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
- We're snuggled close together like two birds of a feather would be
- Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
- A-come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
[Verse 3]
- There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Gray
- It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
- We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
- At the fireplace where we'll watch the chestnuts pop: Pop-pop-pop
- There's a happy feeling (Happy feeling) nothing in the world can buy
- When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
- It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
- These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives
- These wonderful things are the things we remember all through our lives, Hey
[Bridge]
- Together with you
- Za-doo-da, doo-doo-da, doo-doo-ee
[Verse 4]
- Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up let's go
- Let's look at the show
- We're riding in a wonderland of snow
- Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, it's grand
- Just holding your hand
- We're gliding along with a song of a wintry fairy land
- Oh, it's just nice and rosy and comfy-cozy are we
- We've snuggled close together like two birds of a feather would be
- Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
- Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together
- With you
Rocking Around the Christmas Tree[]
[Verse: Brenda Lee]
- Rocking around the Christmas tree, At the Christmas party hop
- Mistletoe hung where you can see, Every couple tries to stop
- Rocking around the Christmas tree, Let the Christmas spirit ring
- Later we'll have some pumpkin pie, And we'll do some caroling
[Pre-Chorus]
- You will get a sentimental feeling, When you hear
- Voices singing let's be jolly, Deck the halls with boughs of holly
[Chorus]
- Rocking around the Christmas tree, Have a happy holiday.
- Everyone dancing merrily, In the new old-fashioned way.
Winter Wonderland[]
- Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
- In the lane, snow is glistening?
- A beautiful sight
- We're happy tonight
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- Gone away is the bluebird
- Here to stay is a new bird
- He sings a love song
- As we stroll along
- Walking in a winter wonderland
- In the meadow we can build a snowman
- And pretend that he is Parson Brown
- He'll say "Are you married?", we'll say "No, man
- But you can do the job when you're in town."
- Later on, we'll conspire
- As we dream by the fire
- To face unafraid
- The plans that we've made
- Walking in a winter wonderland
Christmas/Baby Please Come Home[]
[Intro]
- Oh, oh
- Yeah, yeah, oh, oh
- Ooh, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
- (Christmas) The snow's coming down
- (Christmas) I'm watching it fall
- (Christmas) Lots of people around
- (Christmas) Baby, please come home
- (Christmas) The church bells in town
- (Christmas) Are ringing in song
- (Christmas) Full of happy sounds
- (Christmas) Baby, please come home
[Verse 1]
- (Ah) They're singing "Deck The Halls"
- (Ah) But it's not like Christmas at all
- (Ah) 'Cause I remember when you were here
- (Ah) And all the fun we had last year
[Chorus]
- (Christmas) Pretty lights on the tree
- (Christmas) I'm watching them shine
- (Christmas) You should be here with me
- (Christmas) Baby, please come home
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 1]
- (Ah) They're singing "Deck The Halls"
- (Ah) But it's not like Christmas at all
- (Ah) 'Cause I remember when you were here
- (Ah) And all the fun we had last year
[Chorus]
- (Christmas) If there was a way
- (Christmas) I'd hold back this tear
- (Christmas) But it's Christmas day
[Outro]
- (Please) Please
- (Please) Please
- (Please) Please (Please) Please (Please, please)
- Baby, please come home (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home (Christmas)
- Oh, yeah, yeah (Christmas)
- Woo (Christmas)
- Woo (Christmas)
- Oh, yeah (Christmas)
[Intro: Idina Menzel (Elsa, the Snow Queen/Nancy Tremaine)
- (Christmas), the snow's coming down (Christmas)
- I'm watching it fall (Christmas)
- All the people around (Christmas)
- Please come home (Christmas)
- The church bells in town (Christmas)
- All ringing in song (Christmas)
- Full of happy sounds (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home
[Verse]
- They're singing "Deck The Halls"
- But it's not like Christmas at all
- 'Cause I remember when you were here
- And all the fun we had last year
[Chorus]
- (Christmas), pretty lights on the tree (Christmas)
- I'm watching them shine (Christmas)
- You should be here with me (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home
[Bridge]
- Yeah
[Verse]
- They're singing "Deck The Halls"
- But it's not like Christmas at all
- 'Cause I remember when you were here
- And all the fun we had last year
[Chorus]
- (Christmas), if there was a way (Christmas)
- I'd hold back this tear (Christmas)
- But it's Christmas day
[Outro]
- Please, please, please, please
- Please, please, please, please
- Please, please, please, please, please
- Baby, please come home (Christmas)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh (Christmas)
- I need you home with me (Christmas)
- Oh, yeah (Christmas)
- Oh (Christmas)
- Woo (Christmas)
- Oh, yeah (Christmas)
- (Christmas)
- Now please (Christmas)
- Baby, please come home, yeah (Christmas)
- (Christmas)
- (Christmas)
Santa Baby[]
- Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
- Been an awful good girl
- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible, too, light blue
- I'll wait up for you, dear
- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Think of all the fun I've missed
- Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
- Next year I could be oh so good
- If you'd check off my Christmas list
- Boo doo bee doo
- Santa honey, I want a yacht and really that's
- Not a lot
- I've been an angel all year
- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
- To a platinum mine
- Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
- Sign your 'X' on the line
- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Come and trim my Christmas tree
- With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
- I really do believe in you
- Let's see if you believe in me
- Boo doo bee doo
- Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
- I don't mean on a phone
- Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
- Hurry down the chimney tonight
- Hurry down the chimney tonight
Happy Holidays/The Holiday Season[]
[Chorus]
- Happy holiday (Happy holiday)
- Happy holiday (Happy Holiday)
- While the merry bells keep ringing
- Happy holidays to you! (Happy holiday, happy holiday)
[Verse 1]
- It's the holiday season
- And Santa Claus is coming 'round
- The Christmas snow is white on the ground
- When ol' Santa gets into town
- He'll be coming down the chimney, down!
- (He'll be coming down the chimney, down!)
[Verse 2]
- It's the holiday season
- And Santa Claus has got a toy
- For every good girl and good little boy
- Santa's a great big bundle of joy
- When he's coming down the chimney, down!
- (When he's coming down the chimney, down!)
[Verse 3]
- He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
- And lots of goodies for you and for me
- So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
- Hanging on the Christmas tree!
- You might also like
[Refrain]
- It's the holiday season
- (The holiday season)
- With the whoop-de-do and dickory dock
- And don't forget to hang up your sock
- 'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
- He'll be coming down the chimney, down!
- (He'll be coming down the chimney, down!)
[Pre-Chorus]
- He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
- And lots of goodies for you and for me
- So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
- Hanging on the Christmas tree
[Refrain]
- It's the holiday season
- (The holiday season)
- With the whoop-de-do and dickory dock
- And don't forget to hang up your sock
- 'Cause at just exactly at 12 o'clock
- He'll be coming down the chimney
- Coming down the chimney
- Coming down the chimney, down!
[Pre-Chorus]
- He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
- And lots of goodies for you and me
- So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
- Hanging on the Christmas tree
[Refrain]
- It's the holiday season
- With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
- And don't forget to hang up your sock
- 'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock
- He'll be coming down the chimney
- Coming down the chimney
- Coming down the chimney, down!
[Refrain]
- He'll have a big fat pack upon his back
- And lots of goodies for you and me
- So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick
- Hanging on the Christmas tree
[Chorus]
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
- While the merry bells keep ringing
- Happy holidays to you
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
- May the calendar keep bringing
- Happy holidays to you
- To you
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
- Happy holiday
Dynasty Warriors[]
[Refrain]
- Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
[Verse 1]
- ひんやり冷たい水色 淀みもなく放つBrightness
- 騙されない 真実だけ 見極めてく
- 大切な約束を 果たすその時まで
- 甘やかさないの
[Verse 2]
- 心に巣食う弱さにも 戸窓わせる偽りにも
- 耳を貸せば だめにされる 気づくことね
- 伸しかかる運命の 重さに喘ぐなら
- 支えたいの 私の それが役目
[Chorus 1]
- お仕置きね 覚悟をして
- わがっているはずよ Punish
- 待っている 待ち続けている 目醒める日を
- この思い誰にも負けない
- 信じてるひとのために
[Verse 3]
- つないできた絆だって 気をつけてなけらばBreaking
- ふらつくのは もうそろそろ 終わりにして
- 険しい道選んでも ただ一緒にいくだけ
- わかっている あなたの 真実(ほんとう)の才能(ちから)
[Chorus 2]
- お仕置きはご褒美じゃない
- 勘違いしないでPunish
- 遠すぎてどんなに明日が 見えなくても
- この誓い必ず貫く
- 守りたいひとのために
[Chorus 3]
- お仕置きね 覚悟をして
- やればできるはずよPunish
- 待っている 待ち続けている 目醒める日を
- この思い誰にも負けない
(信じてるひとのために [Refrain]
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
English
[Refrain]
- Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
[Verse 1]
- You give turn a chilly light blue before beaming at me with boundless Brightness
- You can't fool me. Try weighing in on reality for once.
- Until the time when our precious arrangement is met,
- I won't be soft on you.
[Verse 2]
- If you lend an ear to the weaknesses eating away at your heart,
- and the anxiety you hide with lies, you'll know it's bad to keep that act up.
- If the weight of your borne destiny makes you short of breath,
- then I want to support you. That is my duty.
[Chorus 1]
- Time to punish you. Better get ready.
- You should know why that I Punish
- I'll be waiting for you, always, for the day when you wake up.
- No one else can top my feelings,
- since they're for the person I believe in.
[Verse 3]
- Even the good will you have now will be Breaking if you don't pay attention.
- It's about time you stopped goofing off.
- I'll be with you, even for the steep path you choose,
- because I know your true power.
[Chorus 2]
- My punishment is not a reward.
- Don't misunderstand me when I Punish
- No matter how unclear tomorrow may be,
- my oath will always see me through
- for the person I want to protect
[Chorus 3]
- Time for punishment. Better get ready.
- You should be able to do this or I Punish
- I'll be waiting for you, always waiting, for the day when you wake up.
- My feelings won't lose to anyone,
- because they're for the person I believe in.
[Refrain]
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
- Punish you, Punish you, Punish you
[Verse 1: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- やればできるのに ふらついてばかり
- 全力でただ はあ… 怠けてるだけ だけど
- 運命が 試練が 容赦なく 覚悟を迫る
- どうすればいい?
- 果てし無い 日々も 支え合えたなら
- GOING ON DAY BY DAY
[Chorus 1: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- 迷う日も 悩める日も 真っ直ぐ歩いていく
- 道なき道でも 新たな 時代を拓いて ゆく 今
- きっと I PROMISE
[Verse 2: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- わかっている その胸に吹く嵐
- 立つべき時は 今 でも圧し掛かる 不安
- 大丈夫 そばにいて そばにいる
- どんな道でも 何が待とうと
- 一途に 信じ 自分らしいやり方で
- STEP BY STEP
[Chorus 2: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- 平和に暮らせる日々に 必ず辿り着く
- 道は遠くても 寄り添い 歩き続けて ゆく 今
- きっと I PROMISE
[Bridge: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- 何があろうと 時が経とうと
- ずっと ずっと そばにいると約束しよう
[Chorus 3: Wang Yuanji and Sima Zhao, Both]
- 言葉にしない信念が 繋いでいく 二人を
- 受け継いだ想い擁き 次代を築いていく
- 約束を 胸に 私も 俺も 歩んで ゆく 今
- 永久に I PROMISE
- 水色の空の下で 今 I PROMISE YOU
Wonderful Tonight[]
[Verse 1]
- It's late in the evening, she's wondering what clothes to wear
- She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair
- And then she asks me, "Do I look all right?"
- And I say, "Yes, you look wonderful tonight"
[Verse 2]
- We go to a party and everyone turns to see
- This beautiful lady that's walking around with me
- And then she asks me "Do you feel all right?"
- And I say, "Yes, I feel wonderful tonight"
[Bridge]
- I feel wonderful because I see
- The love light in your eyes
- And the wonder of it all
- Is that you just don't realize how much I love you
[Verse 3]
- It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head
- So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed
- And then I tell her, as I turn out the light
- I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight
- Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight"
Lambada/On The Floor[]
[Intro: Pitbull & Jennifer Lopez]
- JLo!
- Ya tú sabes, no es más nada
- It's a new generation
- Mr. Worldwide!
- Of party people
- Yeah, get on the floor, dale
- Get on the floor, RedOne
- Let me introduce you to my party people in the club, ha!
[Verse 1: Pitbull]
- I'm loose (I'm loose)
- And everybody knows I get off the chain
- Babe, it's the truth (It's the truth)
- I'm like Inception, I play with your brain
- So I don't sleep or snooze (Snooze)
- I don't play no games so d-d-don't-don't-don't get it confused, no
- 'Cause you will lose, yeah
- Now, now pu-pu-pu-pu-pump it up
- And back it up, like a Tonka truck, dale!
[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull & Both]
- If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor (Hey)
- If you're a party freak, then step on the floor (Yeah)
- If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
- Break a sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor (Ah)
- Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up (Woo!)
- Pick your body up and drop it on the floor (Hey)
- Let the rhythm change your world on the floor (Hahaha)
- You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
- Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
- Straight to L.A., New York, Vegas to Africa (Ah)
[Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]
- Dance the night away
- Live your life, and stay young on the floor (Hahaha)
- Dance the night away
- Grab somebody, drink a little more
- Así mismo, así me gusta, así me gusta, así me gusta
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)
[Verse 3: Jennifer Lopez, Pitbull & Both]
- I know you got it, clap your hands on the floor (Hey)
- And keep on rocking, rock it up on the floor (Yeah)
- If you're a criminal, kill it on the floor
- Steal it quick on the floor, on the floor (Yeah)
- Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up (Woo!)
- It's getting ill, it's getting sick on the floor (Hey)
- We never quit, we never rest on the floor (Yeah)
- If I am not wrong, we'll probably die on the floor
- Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
- Straight to L.A., New York, Vegas to Africa (Dale)
[Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]
- Dance the night away
- Live your life, and stay young on the floor (Ha, dale, así me gusta)
- Dance the night away
- Grab somebody, drink a little more
- Dale, así me gusta, así me gusta, así me gusta
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Let's rock)
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)
[Verse 4: Pitbull]
- That badonkadonk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy
- Seven-trey donkey donk (Yeah)
- All I need is some vodka and some chonky Coke
- And watch, shit gon' get Donkey Konged (Hahaha)
- Baby, if you're ready for things to get heavy
- I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me, dale
- Don't believe me, just bet me (Hahaha)
- My name ain't Keith, but I see why you sweat me (Hahaha)
- L.A., Miami, New York
- Say no more, get on the floor (Woo)
[Chorus: Jennifer Lopez & Pitbull]
- Dance the night away
- Live your life, and stay young on the floor
- Dance the night away
- Grab somebody, drink a little more
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Woo!)
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
- La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (Let's rock)
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor (Woo!)
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
- Tonight, we gon' be it on the floor
Songs[]
- When You Wish Upon a Star (Pinocchio)
- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (Mary Poppins)
- Heigh-Ho (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- The Bare Necessities (The Jungle Book) (Run while you can, savages! You're no match for my Juggernaut! Now, move out! ~Huang Yueying, Conquest of Nan Zhong)
- You've Got a Friend in Me - Randy Newman (Toy Story 1995)
- Almost There (OST The Princess and the Frog) - Anika Noni Rose
- Gonna Take You There (Going down the Bayou) - Ray (Jim Cummings)
- Down in New Orleans (Prologue, Finale) - Anika Noni Rose
- I'll Make a Man out of You (Mulan) - Donny Osmond
- Reflection - Lea Salonga, Christina Aguilera
- When Will My Life Begin (Tangled) - Mandy Moore
- (Reprise 2)
- Wind In My Hair (Tangled: The Series)
- I See The Light - Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi (Mandy and Taylor were prepared to fall in love in all sorts of brand new ways, but it goes beyond anything they could have ever imagined.)
- Something That I Want (DTS, Dolby Digital In Selected Theatres, SDDS Sony Dynamic Digital Sound In Selected Theatres, Domestic Prints By Deluxe, International Prints by Technicolor)
- Let It Go - Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato (GEICO Camel 2014) (Original Soundtrack Available on Walt Disney Records, Video Games Available from Disney Interactive Studios, Prints by DELUXE, Dolby Atmos In Selected Theatres, Kodak Motion Picture Film, Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. This Picture Made Under The Jurisdiction of IATSE Affiliated with A.F.L.-C.I.O.-C-L-C.
- Frozen: The Broadway Musical - Caissie Levy
- Something There (Beauty and the Beast)
- Belle (opening)
- Beauty and the Beast - Celine Dion, Voctave, Sanda Patty
- Be Our Guest (ROBLOX)
- A Whole New World - Aladdin and Jasmine
- Friend Like Me - Will Smith, Robin Williams
- Under the Sea - Samuel E. Wright (feat. Jodi Benson) (OST The Little Mermaid)
- Part of Your World - Jodi Benson (My water broke ~Emily O'Malley)
- Kiss the Girl - Samuel E. Wright (Postpartum)
- The Jungle Book
- The Circle of Life
- Can You Feel The Love Tonight - Elton John, Elliot Yamin, Sarah Paxton (Dynasty Warriors Couples)
- Love Is An Open Door - Kristen Bell and Santino Fontana (Progressive On Ice)
- For The First Time In Forever - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel
- (The Broadway Musical) - Patti Murin, Caissie Levy, Original Broadway Cast of Frozen
- (Reprise version)
- Moana (How Far I'll Go) - Auli'i Cravalho, Da Tweekaz, Lin-Manuel Miranda and Mark Mancini
- I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) - Auli'i Cravalho
- (Reprise)
- Shiny - Jemaine Clement
- An Innocent Warrior
- Where You Are
- Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Frozen II Sneak Peek)
- Do You Want To Build A Snowman? - Kristen Bell, Katie Lopez, Agatha Lee Monn (Golden Winter Badge: It doesn't have to be a Snowman)
- Some Things Never Change - Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Jonathan Groff, Josh Gad
- Into the Unknown - Idina Menzel, Aurora (McDonald's Commercial)
- Panic! At The Disco
- Lost in the Woods - Jonathan Groff, Weezer
- Show Yourself - Idina Menzel, Evan Rachel Wood
- The Next Right Thing - Kristen Bell
- Touch the Sky - Julie Fowlis
- Once Upon a Dream (Maleficent) - Lana Del Rey
- Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas) - Judy Kuhn
- Where Did I Put That Thing / Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (Cinderella) - Verma Felton
- Here comes Elastigirl - Michael Giacchino, DCappella
- Rappin Ced (Soul) (animated with presto animation system, rendered with renderman, mpa, dolby atmos, optimized for imax theatres, original soundtrack available on walt disney records)
- Disney Princesses Medley
- Disenchanted
- The Magic of Andalasia - James Marsden & Idina Menzel
- Love Power (Original, End Credits version) - Idina Menzel
- (Reprise) - Amy Adams
- Even More Enchanted - Amy Adams
- The Mob Song
- Friends on the Other Side
- Poor Unfortunate Souls - Pat Carroll
- Top of the World
- Say You, Say Me
- My Heart Will Go On
- I Want You Back
- Bye Bye Bye
- Tearin' Up My Heart
- As Long As You Love Me
- Larger Than Life
- Everybody
- Oops, I Did It Again
- That's Why You Go Away
- Centuries
- Uma Thurman (Brie Is A Man)
- My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) (OST WWE RAW 25)
- Roar
- Wide Awake
- Part of Me (Jiang Wei is here!)
- Teenage Dream
- If You Had My Love
- On The Floor (Lambada)
- Love Don't Cost A Thing
- Beautiful Creatures
- This Love
- Girls Like You (feat. Cardi B)
- One More Night
- Memories
- Believer, It’s Time, Whatever It Takes, Natural, Next To Me, Shots, Start Over, Mouth of the River, Demons, Thunder (Produced with the participation of the Canadian Film or Video/Province of British Columbia Production Services Tax Credit, Printed on Eastman Kodak Motion Picture Film)
- On Top of the World (Angry Birds Movie)
- Radioactive (The Host)
- Faded ft. Julia Wu (Anna sacrifices herself for Elsa)
- Different World ft. K-391, Sofia Carson, Julia Wu
- Spectre (ft. Eric Chou)
- Ignite ft. K-391
- Darkside
- I Know I'm Not Alone
- On & On
- C U Again
- Part II (ft. Chris Linton)
- See Me Fly - Joey Yung (English) (Use positive thinking and tell me something you see in your future. You said: a good job. Survey said...)
- Something Just Like This ft. Coldplay
- Tarzan and Jane
- Earth, Wind, Water & Fire
- Best Friend
- The Sailor Song
- e.t.
- Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Mo (Diamond Winter Badge: Let it go! ~Elsa)
- Stronger
- Breakaway
- Since You Been Gone
- Billie Jean
- Thriller
- Senorita (ft. Camila Cabello)
- There's Nothing Holding Me Back
- Attention
- We Don't Talk Anymore (ft. Selena Gomez)
- How Long
- One Call Away
- Bradley Cooper - Shallow
- End Credit Version (Let It Go 〜ありのままで〜 (エンドソング)) - May J.
- 無双OROCHI3の王元姫の声優は誰? (Who is Wang Yuanji's voice actress in Warriors Orochi 4?)
- Wang Yuanji: A mock battle? What is Sima Shi planning to do?
- 王元姫: 互いに軍を率いての模擬戦など・・・・・・。子元殿も大胆なことを......
- Sima Shi: This is the only way to get Zhao to take things seriously. Attack if he shows any signs of hesitation.
- 司馬師: 昭に本気を出させるには、ぬるいくらいだ。 奴が渋るようなら、叩きのめしてかまわんぞ
- Sima Zhao: Hello, my lady. I see you two have been forced to participate in this charade.
- 司馬昭: よう、 元姫。 ご苦労さん。兄上の道楽に付き合うのも、 大変だよな
- Wang Yuanji: My lord... Are you still not going to take this seriously? You leave me no choice but to make you.
- 王元姫: 子上殿・・・・・・まだ本気を出さないの。仕方ない。 叩きのめすしかないようね
- Sima Zhao: Hey, wait a minute! Take it easy, will you? This is a mock battle, after all.
- 司馬昭: ちょ、おま... 本気でやってねえか? 模擬戦なんかで、 勘弁してくれよ
- Wang Yuanji: What is it going to take for you to take this seriously?
- 王元姫: まったく、 不甲斐ない。 一体どうしたら、 本気を出せるのかしら
- My Sweet Heart - Diaochan/Rika Komatsu
- Fairy
- Ai no Uta
- へなちょこサポート
Christmas Edition[]
- Do You Hear What I Hear - Carrie Underwood
- Jingle Bell Rock - Hall and Oates, Bobby Helms
- Jingle Bells - Barry Manilow & Expose
- Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee, LeAnn Rimes
- Sleigh Ride - Amy Grant, Carpenters, The Ronettes
- Last Christmas - Wham, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Eat World
- Silver Bells - Andy Williams
- Santa Baby - Madonna
- Baby, It's Cold Outside - Idina Menzel, Michael Buble, Brett Eldredge, Meghan Trainor
- Ring Christmas Bells - Ray Conniff
- Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow - Martina McBride, Michael Buble, Dean Martin
- Happy Christmas (War Is Over) - John Legend, Yoko Ono
- It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - Andy Williams, Johnny Mathis
- It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas - Johnny Mathis, Bing Crosby, Meghan Trainor
- Here Comes Santa Claus - Elvis Presley, Gene Autry
- Santa Claus Is Coming To Town - Frank Sinatra and Cyndi Lauper
- Christmas Canon - Trans-Siberian Orchestra (WWE RAW: The Wedding of Lana and Bobby Lashley: Monday, December 30th, 2019)
- Merry Christmas - Ed Sheeran, Elton John
- Have a Holly Jolly Christmas - Burl Ives, Lady A
- Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Burl Ives, Harry Connick Jr, Gene Autry (Delicious Emily's meals for Elementary School)
- Happy Holidays/The Holiday Season - Andy Williams
- Frosty the Snowman - Willie Nelson, Beach Boys, Ronettes
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Carpenters (The Christmas Music Station, Happy Holidays from More FM)
- I'll Be Home for Christmas - Vanessa Williams
- Winter Winderland - Amy Grant, Eurythmics (T-Mobile Commercial)
- Deck the Halls - Nat King Cole
- Where Are You Christmas - Faith Hill
- This Christmas - Christina Aguilera
- All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
- A Christmas Song - Elizabeth Chan
- Home for the Holidays - Carpenters, Perry Como (Merry Christmas! Sunny 106.9 More FM)
DTV Transition[]
Room Progression messages[]
My Home - Design Dreams
Language | Text | Translation |
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English | You can unlock this room after you complete the previous room. Complete the previous house to unlock! | |
Chinese | 完成前一个房间装修后,就可以解锁这个房间。 未来的房子虽然美好,但请先完善现在的家。 |
After finishing the renovation of the previous room, you can unlock this room. Although the future house is beautiful, please improve your current home first. |
Japanese | 一つ前のルームを完了すると、 ロックが解除されます! 前の家を完成させてロック解除しよう! |
When you complete the previous room, it will be unlocked! Complete and unlock your previous home! |
Korean | 이전 룸을 잠금해제 하신 후 여실 수 있습니다. 이전의 집을 완성해 잠금해제 하세요! |
You can open it after unlocking the previous room. Complete the old house to unlock it! |
Level requirement messages[]
Language | Text | Translation |
---|---|---|
English (Continue Challenge) | Reach level 1050 to unlock the next room. Good luck! Reach level 1050 to unlock Seaside Dinner! | |
Chinese (继续挑战) | 到达1050关后即可开启下一间房,马上去挑战关卡吧! 到达第1050关后即可开启水上餐厅的装修! (等级未达到 1050) |
After reaching level 1050, you can start the decoration of the floating restaurant! |
Japanese (再挑戦) | 1050レベル到達後次の部屋をオープンできます、 今すぐレベルに挑戦! 水上レストランの装飾のロックを解除するには、レベル1050に到達してください! (1050レベル未到達) |
Challenge again - After reaching the 1050 level, you can open the next room, challenge the level now! Reach level 1050 to unlock the decorations on the floating restaurant! |
Korean (도전 계속하기) | 레벨 1050에 도달해 해변의 저녁을/를 여세요! | Reach level 1050 to open up an evening on the beach! |
Event messages[]
"The Love Boat (Already Expired)"
Language | Text | Translation |
---|---|---|
English | This party room has expired. Stay tuned for our future events! This event has ended. Stay tuned for our future events! |
|
Japanese | "既に期限切れです、今後のパーティールームをお楽しみください!" (終了済み) "このイベントは終了しました。今後のイベントにご注目ください!" |
"Already expired, enjoy the upcoming party room!" (Ended) "This event has ended. Stay tuned for upcoming events!" |
Chinese | "此节日房间已过期。请继续参与以后的活动哦!" (节日活动已结束) "本次活动已结束,请继续参与以后的活动哦!" |
"This holiday room has expired. Please continue to participate in future events!" (The holiday event has ended) "This event has ended, please continue to participate in future events!" |
Korean | "이 파티 룸은 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!" "이벤트가 종료되었습니다. 다음 이벤트를 기다려주세요!" |
"This party room is closed. Please wait for the next event!" "The event has ended. Please wait for the next event!" |
"Haunted Halloween (Coming soon)"
- This room will open on 10.29.2021!
- "此房间将于2021.10.29开启,敬请期待!"
- "このお部屋は2021.10.29に公開、お楽しみに!"
- "2021.10.29에 열립니다!"
Event extension
"101 Dalmatians (Event Ended - Extend Period)"
Language | Text | Translation |
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English | 101 Dalmatians event has ended, but you can still play the event by adding time! (Extend - Add Time: 2 days; Collect 3x Event Currency) | |
Chinese | 101条斑点狗活动已经结束啦! 获得更长活动时间,可以继续参与活动哦! (延长时间: +2天;获得3倍活动货币) | The 101 Dalmatians event has ended! You can continue to participate in the event if you get a longer event time! (Extended time: +2 days; get 3 times the activity currency) |
Japanese | 101ダルマチア人のイベントが終了しました。イベント期間を延長すれば、引き続きお楽しみ頂けます! (期間延長: +2日; 3Xイベント通貨を獲得) | 101 Dalmatians event has ended. If you extend the event period, you can continue to enjoy it! |
Language | Text | Translation |
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English | The Summer Yacht Party has ended, but you can still play the event by adding time! (Extend - Add Time: +2 days; Collect 3x Anchors in levels | |
Chinese | 夏日游艇趴已经结束啦! 获得更长活动时间,可以继续参与活动哦! (延长时间: +2天;过关获得3倍船锚) | The Summer Yacht Party is over! Get longer activity time, you can continue to participate in the activity! (Extended time: +2 days; get 3 times the anchor after passing the level) |
Japanese | 真夏のヨットパーティーは終了しました。イベント期間を延長すれば、引き続きお楽しみ頂けます! (期間延長: +2日; レベルクリアで3×アンカーを獲得) | The midsummer yacht party is over. If you extend the event period, you can continue to enjoy it! (Extended period: +2 days; Get 3 x anchor by clearing the level) |
Korean | 여름 요트파티 이/가 종료되었습니다. 하지만 추가시간 동안 계속해서 이벤트를 플레이 할 수 있어요! (시간 추가 +2 일, 레벨에서 3x 닻 수집하세요) | Summer yacht party is over. But you can still play the event for the extra time! (Additional time +2 days, collect 3x anchors in level) |
Memory book messages[]
Language | Text | Translation |
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English | Explore more stories to unlock new memories! Keep decorating story rooms to unlock more memories! | |
Chinese | 完成剧情可以解锁新的回忆哟! 请继续装修小家,来解锁后续剧情! |
Complete the plot unlock new memories! Please continue to decorate the small home to unlock the follow-up plot! |
Japanese | ストーリーを完成させて、 新しい思い出を解除してください! より多くの思い出を解き放つためにストーリールームを飾り続けよう! |
Complete the story and unlock new memories! Keep decorating your story room to unleash more memories! |
Korean | 더 많은 스토리를 탐험하고 새로운 추억을 열어보세요! 계속해서 스토리룸을 꾸미고 더 많은 추억을 열어보세요! |
Explore more stories and unlock new memories! Keep decorating your story room and unlock more memories! |
Pre & Post #MayhemSale2 Google Search Quality Messages[]
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Executive Producer | Casting by (C.S.A.) | Co-Producers |
Associate Producer | Executive Story Editor | Unit Production Manager |
First Assistant Director, (Key) Second Assistant Director | Costume Designer | Camera Operator |
Sound Mixer | Supervising Sound Editor | Music Editor |
Assistant Cameraman | Art Director | Property Master |
Assistant Property | Script Supervisor | Production Coordinator |
Location Manager | (Key) Make-Up Artist | (Key) Hairstylist |
Gaffer | (Key) Grip | Still Photographers |
(Key) Wardrobe | Assistant Wardrobe | Construction Coordinator |
Transportation Coordinator | Scenic Charge | Set Decorator |
Set Dresser | Boom Operator | Best Boy |
Dolly Grip | Special Effects | Stunt Coordinator |
Camera and Lenses (support) equipment by Panavision | Background Casting | Technical Advisors |